#PunnyHumor

[punnyfunnycom]

Why did the cheese go on a diet? Because it wanted to be grater! 🧀😂

[punnpeak]

Why was the garlic so popular at the vampire party?

Because it was a real party stinker!

[factober]

Some funny jokes and puns for the day!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! 😂 #BikeHumor #PunnyJokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝😆 #PastaPuns #FoodHumor

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😜 #ScienceJokes #ChemistryHumor

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️ #AnimalJokes #PunnyHumor

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😆 #FarmHumor #PunnyJokes

What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated! 🐟🎀 #FishPuns #AnimalHumor

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite! 🦈❄️ #WinterHumor #PunnyJokes

Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜😂 #InsectJokes #PunnyHumor

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus! 🦕📖 #DinoHumor #PunnyJokes

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 😢 #MathJokes #PunnyHumor

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧❄️ #AnimalJokes #PunnyPuns

[crackedshortfilm2015]

Our Dogsecutive Producer Mr. Charlie Pugsley has us all on a tight leash. Look at those changes to the script! #dogsecutiveproducer #executiveproducer #puns #animals #cutedog #dogs #punnyhumor #punintended #CrackedFilm2015

[punnpeak]

Why did the farmer name his cow "Mootilda"?

Because she was always a-moo-sing!

[punnpeak]

Why couldn't the candle go to the party? Because it didn't have a wick-et! 🕯️😂

[punnyfunnycom]

Why did the brain go on strike? 🤯 Because it was tired of being overworked and underpaid! 💼 😂