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You're too old to be thinking anyone over the age of 7 needs their morals spoonfed to them through cartoons
Who said I was thinking about that??
#if this is about my last post btw i wasnt talking about minors lmao#i believe these stuff are harmful for the victims#and portrayal of these stuff positively is basically against supporting them#thats my opinion. if you think otherwise thats fine. i just dont want you around my blog. thank you#Also thanks finally someone thinks I'm old and not childish :D#none of this is sarscasm btw all /gen#asks and stuff#anon
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Some funny jokes and puns for the day!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! 😂 #BikeHumor #PunnyJokes
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝😆 #PastaPuns #FoodHumor
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😜 #ScienceJokes #ChemistryHumor
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️ #AnimalJokes #PunnyHumor
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😆 #FarmHumor #PunnyJokes
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated! 🐟🎀 #FishPuns #AnimalHumor
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite! 🦈❄️ #WinterHumor #PunnyJokes
Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜😂 #InsectJokes #PunnyHumor
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus! 🦕📖 #DinoHumor #PunnyJokes
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 😢 #MathJokes #PunnyHumor
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧❄️ #AnimalJokes #PunnyPuns
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Glass perspective
I would say I have to agree.
Some folks are always bitchin how bad they have it when they have it better than the next.
We all have issues and life problems. As Americans we have more freedoms and privileges than others elsewhere in the world. We all have the same rights here to do as we please. Well, for the most part that is. Folks act like the world is going to end as they know it.
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Pretty much always.
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listen. hiatus is over for a second because i have access to the url “dickarus” and long story short my depression has been cured bc of this url. so as soon as i figure out how to change urls its on my friends
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I was proven to be UNETHICAL
I would like to thank my professor in Ethics for giving me a whopping grade of 2.25.
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the term "selling out" is such bullshit
haha look at this person trying to make money off their talents when has THAT ever happened in society before hahaha
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Being forgotten about is definitely what I need right now.
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