#RP MEMES. (IC)

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑪𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑳 𝑸𝑼𝑰𝒁. ( send one or multiple of these to learn a little more about my muse(s). )

[ mai tai ]  if they could have any superpower in the world, what would they choose? [ white russian ]  what would they do if they won the lottery? [ grasshopper ]  what / who would they dress up as for halloween? [ tequila sunrise ]  how would they spend their perfect day? [ californication ]  what do they think is their greatest achievement in life? [ caipirinha ]  if they could change one thing about themself, what would it be? [ painkiller ]  what is their greatest regret? [ moscow mule ]  if they could travel through time, where would they go? [ dry martini ]  what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to them? [ tom collins ]  which living person would they most want to meet? [ greyhound ]  if they could have a dinner with just one person ( dead or alive ) who would they choose? [ planter's punch ]  how long does it take to befriend them? [ sangria ]  do they have any special routines they follow every single day? if yes, which? [ whiskey sour ]  what is the biggest lie they ever told someone? [ zombie ] do they believe in life after death? [ margarita ]  what are their biggest pet peeves? [ mojito ]  what is one goal they are working towards? [ appletini ]  who do they consider the most important person in their life? why? [ cosmopolitan ]  what is their happiest memory ever? [ gin tonic ]  who influenced them the most? [ bloody mary ]  what would they do if they only had one week left to live? [ manhattan ]  where would they like to travel the most? [ old fashioned ]  what would their adult self tell their kid self if they could go back in time? [ blue lagoon ]  how do they typically react when faced with something they fear? [ sidecar ]  what type of person are they most likely drawn to? [ negroni ]  what is one piece of advice they would give others? [ hurricane ]  which song describes them the most? why? [ sex on the beach ]  what do they consider red flags in a relationship? [ mimosa ]  which incident shaped them the most? [ long island iced tea ]  if they had the chance to redo their life, what would they do differently the second time around? [ mint julep ]  which was their dream job as a kid? [ singapore sling ]  how do they react to disappointments? [ alexander ]  what would they do with one million dollars / euros / pounds / whatever currency they use? [ screwdriver ]  which habit do they wish they could get rid of? [ gin fizz ]  do they consider a glass half-full or half-empty? [ aperol spritz ]  which is one thing they still think about a lot? [ piña colada ]  how do they show affection? [ swimming pool ]  what is the most important lesson they've learned in recent years? [ b52 ]  how would they describe themselves in as few words as possible? [ daiquiri ]  do they believe in true love? why or why not?

[justmemethings]

Send 🥂 (or “toast”, if you can’t see the emoji) to share a toast with my muse on New Year’s Eve.

Send 🥂💋 (or “cheers & kisses”, if you can’t see the emoji) to share a toast and a kiss with my muse on New Year’s Eve.

Remember to specify from which muse the meme is for if sending to a multi-muse and which of your muses the receiver should address if you are!

[memesofthevale]

holidays can be hard

❝hey, wanna spend the holiday along together?❞ ❝i wasn't really planning on doing anything this year...❞ ❝can't we just get along? just for today?❞ ❝i love you. please come home.❞ ❝fuck your family. let's party like its Y2K.❞ ❝your mom's a bitch, and her mash potatoes are always thick like paste.❞ ❝yeah, my mom kicked me out, but look a white christmas!❞ ❝i just don't want to spend the day alone this year.❞ ❝my family was never big on celebrating.❞ ❝go away, i don't like [holiday]❞ ❝did you really call my dad a cuck and throw a roll at him?❞ ❝i guess i should've known better than to trust you could be civil.❞ ❝please don't leave. you haven't opened your present yet.❞

[giving] sender shows up without warning to receiver's home to deliver a present knowing receiver has no one to celebrate with.

[taking] sender takes all the gifts from under receiver's tree and burns them.

[coal] sender gives receiver the cold shoulder, refusing to spend the holiday with them.

[blood] sender stands up for receiver when receiver's family is cruel.

[forget] sender forgets to come over to receiver's to spend time together on the holiday.

[unconditional] sender picks up receiver to take them to out as a distraction from old wounds left by family/friend/etc.

[jolly] receiver tries to cheer up sender after sender breaks down on the holiday.

[doggonerpc]

Send 💋 to give my muse a kiss! Send ❝ + Reverse ❞ to reverse it.

ᝰ Send ❝ kisses ❞ if you cannot see the symbol.

[0venatrix]

I love seeing other people’s worldbuilding, so could you explain yours to me?

sorry I’ve you’ve already covered it and I just haven’t seen it

Iv covered bits of it here, I mostly just say stuff on discord but I don’t put stuff in tumbe much, so:

COVERED: Ask about Ssca Looking For Pterosaurs (novel I’m currently writing)

I have not named the project as a holl, it’s currently called “The Bird Agenda” in my notes (wich is slightly less of a joke than Birdhammer).

Original species: Rikeuninerd Primary world: Ruka, Rike home planet

Obviously the environment changes over time, but the primary setting looks like this >

RUKA Atmosphere: Tropical planet, 72% nitrogen, 27.1% oxygen, 0.9% carbon dioxide. Contains: -Reik, tropical with eroding mountains, it is splitting in half and has shear cliffs that form a “mouth” because of this. -Rakar, Rakar and Scayikra are divided by a mountain range, a *big* mountain range. Rakar is (mostly) a collection of tropical islands, think Indonesia. -Scayikra, the other side of the mountain range, very dry full of canyons and high desert, gradually slopes down into the sea. Star: -Havnt worked out what type/s, but hot -High UV (worse in Scayikraa) Orbit: -1 Ruka year = 100 years years -Seasons are very long cause of this orbit

RIKE Rikeuninerd are a bird like species. Life span: 259 years Size: varies a lot. Shortest is 1.1m. Tallest 2 Sex: 1 (Hermaphrodites) Lays eggs. Many have lost the ability to fly. Diet: Piscivores (mostly). They have the races Reika, Rakara and the more distantly related subspecies Scayikraa (these groups are named after there continents).

ECONOMY Depends on the nation, when Rehy is one nation the economy is a currency-less syndicate, cause that’s how Scayikra worked.

HISTORY Basic overview: majorly my world building follows the Ssca dispute, a 30’000 year long period of political upheaval, war and genocide instigated by Ssca. An important alliance is Rehy, instigated in year 387 by Screea’s Defence Defence to unify Scayikra’s small quasi-states against Yeer (sucky capitalist mercenaries). A vast majority of nations joined Rehy in 1974 as an alternative to the Ra Da Kur and Ssca. Rehy and other nations went into space n expanded territory. Over time all of Ruka’s nations joined Rehy, and eventually National borders became states.

There’s also the Ra da Kur (communist guys), Rak-Reik (superpower before Rehy, fucked Shit up in Scayikra) Kusu (by gods who angered the pacifists), nomads of all shades, all the iterations of Ssca and all the nations that came before the others.

LANG Im currently working on Ascayi. The main language spoken in Scayikra. I plan on working on Rakar continent languages next, and then Akusu wich is a confusing mush of old Rakar langs plus others.

I’m in the process of making a language tree. Iv been procrastinating.

Btw Rehy means “Collected military congregation” or in other words, “military alliance”

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Notes are on notion, but you need to have an acc to view them I’m pretty sure.

[rubbarband]

(@femdeku-rp)

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send ⚔ to walk in on my muse training

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@femdeku-rp

Des would be practicing his high kicks when she walked in, One kick, two kick then a jump, spin and an axe handle before landing on his feet. He'd breath heavy before relaxing and turning to the sound he heard.

"Oh hey Izuka, you here to train too?"

Sweat glistening off his abs as he welcomed he'd with a wave.

[townofcadence]

"&" Rachael tracing one of the fingers on the hand print scar around his neck. @splinter-sister

Tracing a Scar

The collar never came off in front of others, for good reason. It didn't cover everything, but the worst of it stayed hidden beneath the black band of fabric. But still, the longer everything moved on and no one asked, the easier it was to.....forget. Forget that anyone could see it at all. Convince himself he hid it well. The rest of his outfit was fairly strategically placed, maybe the choker did a better job than he thought.

So when he's reading, has the book in his hands and is leaned back in the chair, its such a shock to feel a feathery brush against raised, mottled skin. To feel that index trace the burn, one of the finger shaped scars permanently marring his neck in a spider-webbed pattern of flesh. He shivers and reacts more on instinct than thought, hand snatching the wrist of the source, at a speed he hardly registers. It was a blink, between the book on his lap and his focus fully devoted, and then holding Rachael's wrist and him staring with wide eyes.

A beat passes and he releases her. The current in his head is whipping up into a flurry. "Ah.....sorry. Surprised me, sorry. My neck, it uh....it's okay. Sorry. You're not-- I'm not upset, you're okay it's okay I--" He floundered, pausing a moment to collect himself before his thoughts ran even faster.

A breath in, one long one out. Once more.

".....Sorry. Just... no ones' really-- touched it. Surprised me. I didn't grab you too hard, right...? Sorry about that." He looks away, rubbing at the back of his neck and tangling his fingers at the scalp for a tug.

[mouthymercx0x0]

Looks right...looks left and then whisper. "Hey google is there dating app for humans wanting to date monster people?"

[oraclememehacker]

Online Meeting IRL (Futaba/Sylvia)

Location: Akihibara Time: Afternoon

"Damn, the Featherman search was fruitless." Futaba let off a sigh as all she was finding was the usual common stuff in all the stores that she usually perused. It was either stuff she already had or stuff that she didn't have room for in her really small room or that she just wasn't interested in to begin with. Well, she decided to check out another shop that sold figures.

It was a nice little shop, and had figures from various pieces of media, including Pokemon/Pocket Monsters. She always found it amusing that the west basically shortened the name and it became the standard for everywhere. Well, it was a more fun name to say anyways. As she was perusing the place, some Pokemon music playing through her headphones, she saw something interesting.

They were rare minifigures from Tomy from 1998. And they were just standing there out in the open. Maybe the owner didn't quite understand their value. She went to pick up the Charizard one when she felt a hand grab hers. She jolted back in surprise as she saw who it was. She didn't know who they were but she was certainly taken by surprise.

"Oh um...s-sorry about that...h-heh, you um, took me by surprise...I'm glad I didn't knock those down."

@sylviareviar

[the-faramir]

Love Story with Eive

Midori happened to look down at the ground as she walked down the street. "What's this?" She picked up a pocket-sized, saddle-stitched book.

"Somebody litterin' or maybe just lost their book?" She looked at the back of the book, then the front. "Love Across the Stars. Oh, there's a kitsune an' a Vor'iek on the cover. Hmm. Kissin'. Must be one o' those romance rags. Pretty ladies. Wait, why does the kitsune look so much like me? An' the Vor'iek is Eive!" Midori gasped. "This must be one o' those shippin' romance stories that we keep seein' pop up around town! Wow, an' they put me in this one with Eive! Ha ha, I gotta read this!"

Midori sat down and flipped through the book. "Whoa, an' pictures, too? Heyyyy, wait, my boobs aren't THAT big! They should really have been focusing on my tails! An' they only gave me five!" She flipped through some more pages. "Can I even bend that way?" She held the book in one hand while she tried to put her left leg behind her head, but it slipped out of her grasp and fell back to the ground. "Definitely not with both legs!"

Midori shook out her left leg. "Guess I'll start readin' at the beginnin', then." She began to read, making comments along the way, such as, "I wouldn't say that," "I wouldn't DO that," "that's a total stereotype," and "oh, that actually sounds kinda nice."

She continued, giggling, engrossed in the first chapter. Passers-by passed by almost without her notice.

@llixulia

[justmemethings]

𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐏𝐆-𝟏𝟑 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

Random general RP prompts, without cursing, requested by anon. Feel free to edit pronouns / etc. to make them more fitting !

“Oh my god, what is that !?”

“You should have seen them. I could hardly breathe with their ego taking up all the space in the room.”

“Hey, hey, stop. I literally have no idea of what you're talking about. How about you start from the beginning? Or at least put a subject in your sentences.”

“C'mon, who never had a ‘spaghetti coming out of the nose’ moment?”

“You insufferable...piece of...rotten lemon pie!”

“Do as I say and not as I do. For real, though. You don't want to do what I do. I don't want to do what I do.”

“I thought I’d never set foot in a place like this, but here we are. Congratulations on making my life a little more miserable.”

“Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. I might as well be talking to myself. I surely listen more to myself than you do.”

“Keep up the cocky act, it’ll only make you lose faster.”

“From where I’m standing, you’re the one who should be worrying.”

“Give me some credit. I know that I’m not a good person, but I like thinking that I can be a decent friend.”

“The only thing I trust humans with is dying when you shoot them.”

“How can you be vulnerable with someone who has shut you out over and over?”

“Yeah, not buying it. What is it that you truly want?”

“You know, now I have to challenge you at a drinking game.”

“Absolutely not. Don’t even think about it.”

“...Maybe I just need a real break.”

“I’d say that it’s nice to meet you, but maybe the circumstances could have been more…ideal.”

“You can’t be serious! Don’t you see what’s at stake here?!”

“Oh Lord, you gotta be kidding me. This will take forever.”

“Have you tried telling them that? It’s easy to forget that not everyone grieves in the same way.”

“Look at you, showing some actual good taste. I’m almost impressed.”

“Let’s skip over you judging me and talk business. Will you or won’t you?”

“Don’t get funny ideas. I’m just choosing the lesser evil.”

“Oh yeah? So, what? Are you saying that my problems will miraculously fix themselves, if I talk about them?”

“Let’s bet on it. The winner gets to make the loser do one thing. Whatever they want, no limits.”

“You must be really bored if this is how you chose to spend your night.”

“Patience, [name]. I thought you liked surprises.”

“I really wouldn't do that, if I were you.”

“Anything you’d like to say to plead your case?”

[astrxthesiai]

🎉

[the-lunar-scribes]

Awkward First Encounters

Send [😣] For sender to trip because of the receiver.

Send [😵] For the sender to accidentally hit the receiver

Send [😬] For the sender to be mistaken for someone else.

Send [🤚] For the sender to accidentally have their hand grabbed by the Reciever.

Send [😒] For the sender to accidentally get handcuffed together with the Receiver.

Send [ 🤔] To have the sender be lead away somewhere by the receiver.

[doggonerpc]

Send 💐 to give my muse a bouquet of flowers! Send ❝ + Reverse ❞ to reverse it.

ᝰ Send ❝ bouquet ❞ if you cannot see the symbol.

[conjuringgifs]

Meat and Greet Sentence Starters

from lyrics to ice nine kills 'meat and greet'

Don't get close to the glass, and be careful

If he smells your fear he'll eat you alive

A trainee desperate for some information

Skipped poor white trash by one generation

Don't test me

Spare me any deceit

The silence is circling

Like lambs to a slaughter

This dance never ends

These are not just thrill kills

Then tell me who kills in poor taste

While the evil threads the needle, so it seems

Bid farewell then close the casket

Like many before her, it's happened again

We've all found a flavor we can't resist

I'd fuck me

[travelers-of-the-multiverse]

@ladiesofhell

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He held his flintlock aimed at Verosika's head. "Nothing personal. Just business." He says with as cool of a tone as possible. But it held a certain tremble to it, and his grip on his gun was a touch shaky. He didn't look like he wanted to do this either. So why was he doing this then?