#Raccoon Masterlist

[libraryraccoon]

The Demon Of Cancellations P1 -> P2 -> P3

Fallen Angel (Headcanon)

A Little Comfort (One Shot, Vaggie & Charlie)

Threat For Hell (Alastor, Vox, Lucifer with Floyd!Reader)

The Demon Of Hunt (Headcanon, Alastor with Rook!Reader)

Happy Kid In Hell (Headcanon Dazai!Reader)

Beautiful Raccoon (Alastor with Caelus!Reader)

Opposite (Alastor, Vox, Lucifer meet Jade!Twin)

A Brother Protection (Mommy Long Legs!Reader protect Angel Dust)

A New In The Vees (Vees with Azul!Reader)

Overlord!Raccoon!Reader (Headcanon Raccoon!Reader)

A (Good) Error (Headcanon Overlord!Idia!Reader)

A Penguin And The Angel Of Death (Penguin!Reader with Azrael)

Dear Angel Of Death (Headcanon with Azrael)

Police Officer Of Hell (Police Officer!Reader Headcanon)

[crimescrimson]

Red's Guide to Resident Evil [Volume Eight - Resident Evil: Directors Cut (1997)]:

Scenery: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [+1]

Characters: Jill Valentine [1] | Rebecca Chambers [1] | Multi [1] [2]

Creatures: Multi [1]

Alternative Outfits: Jill Valentine [1] | Rebecca Chambers [1] | Multi [1]

Specific Scenes: [1] | [1]

[sweetaliencheeks]

M A S T E R L I S T

JUST THE TWO:

THE ONE WHERE THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL Rocket had developed a habit to point out things that remind him of you.

THE ONE WHERE THEY EAT CEREAL Rocket felt lonely and woke you up to have a midnight snack.

THE ONE WHERE SHE HELPS Definitely not a qualified nurse, but love can heal, too.

THE ONES THAT ARE SILENT 1 & 2 Sometimes words aren’t necessary.

THE ONE WHERE SHE DANCES Got some units to spare?

THE ONE WHERE SHE KEEPS A DIARY

There’s an unexpected package at your door.

THE ONE WHERE SHE GETS OLDER Honestly, I just hate my birthday.

THE ONE WHERE SHE FALLS IN LOVE Sometimes you can just pinpoint the right moment.

THE ONE WHERE HE’S BABY I mean, that was literally the only option.

THE ONLY ONE WHERE HE’S TALL Please, I don’t know exactly what this is but I was force fed Tall Girl and thought this was a good idea… Also, kinda naughty.

THE ONE WHERE THEY CUDDLE Sometimes all you need is the right person to bring out the best in you.

THE ONE WHERE THEY GET ENGAGED Honestly, the plan wasn’t bad, but you had to have sausage fingers, didn’t you?

THE ONE WHERE THEY RUN AWAY Based off of a weird dream I had, gotta love a Runaway Bride moment…

THE ONE WHERE HE COMES BACK Slightly angst, I guess. But always with a sweet ending.

THE ONE WHERE THEY SHARE A BED Obviously a mandatory fic, and also a self explanatory one.

THE ONE WHERE HE TELLS HER Alcohol makes you say things you don’t wanna say, and do things you don’t wanna do. Like betting with Ravagers!

THE ONE WHERE HE LOSES

Gotta keep your eyes on the prize.

THE ONE WHERE HE’S COLD I know that global warming is fucked up, but how cold can it be during summer?

THE ONE WHERE THEY MEET Needed to write something that took place during those five years. Those were lonely times, we could all use a drinking buddy…

THE ONE AT THE MARRIAGE Admit it, we’re all suckers for the “I’m going to my best friend’s wedding to watch him marry somebody else while being hopelessly in love with him” trope. And come on, who doesn’t love a wedding?

THE ONE WHERE HE KNOCKS Post GOTG3. had many complaints about crying. But happy tears only!

THE ONE WHERE HE SAVES HER

Julia Roberts would be so jealous…

THE ONE AFTER THE NIGHTMARE

After you’ve died, any moment is good.

THE ONE WHERE THEY DANCE

What song are you?

WITH THE GUARDIANS

THE ONE WHERE HE BETS Peter bet he could get a secret out of you, and he’s very bad at keeping secrets.

THE ONE WHERE THEY’RE USELESS Just a little everyday struggle when your friends aren’t that good with feelings.

THE ONE WHERE THEY COMMUNICATE Maybe next time try to be a little bit more literal…

THE ONE WHERE SHE ADMITS IT

You tell Peter how you feel while waiting for

Rocket to come back to the living (gotg3)

So I followed the advice of my lovely readers and finally got around to do a masterlist so it’s easier to find everything! Let me know if I forgot anything. I was actually surprised by how many fics I have written over the years, and I want to say how grateful I am for your support and kind words 🤍

Also, I want to precise that although some of the titles contain the pronouns “she/her”, the fics are mostly gender neutral. I’ll get around to fix the titles eventually!

Keep rocking you beautiful space babies

[raccoonfallsharder]

go to frickin' bed ✩࿐࿔ (the captain says to)

hey kiddo. snuggle up in your favorite blanket. drink some sleepytime tea. stop doomscrolling. let rocket put on his dad-glasses and read you a bedtime story. captain's orders.

in honor of it being finals season for many of you, i'm resharing the go to frickin' bed already drabble/minific from ✩࿐࿔ take what you need here, in full. ao3 version here.

fluff | gn reader | no use of y/n | drabbles | word count: 737.

You almost don’t hear him at first.

“Hey.” Rock snaps his fingers at you. “You with me?”

“Mmm?” You pick your eyes up from your work, and you’re surprised by how much they weigh. “Sorry? What?”

Rocket’s standing next to the couch, staring at you. “What the hell are you doing?”

“Just catching up on some stuff,” you tell him, grimacing down at the Terran laptop cradled on your thighs. You close your eyes in annoyance, and wonder if you can get away with just, like, not opening them again.

“You look like shit.”

“And you know how to turn on the sweet-talk,” you say mildly.

“How much sleep did you get last night?”

You frown and reach for your coffee mug - take a sip before you realize it’s room-temperature, and grimace. You set the caffeine back down. “I don’t know. Like…” You try to calculate when you went to bed, then adjust for the time you probably spent scrolling on your phone, and compare it to when your alarm went off this morning. “Like, maybe fourish hours? Could’ve been five, but I woke up in the middle and it was hard to turn my brain off.”

His carnelian eyes narrow, and his ears flick toward you. “Aren’t you Terran humies supposed to get, like, seventeen hours of sleep or something?”

You choke. “What? No. That’s, like, cats or something. What the hell?”

“Well, how many, then?”

“Like - eight. Ideally. But I think some people need more and some need less.”

He eyes you witheringly. “I can tell you right now, you ain’t one of the ones who needs less.”

An exhausted laugh stumbles up your ribs and over your lips. “You’re such an ass.”

His eyes are still narrowed, tracking you. He pulls a thin piece of tech out of his pocket, then looks at you. “When d’you gotta get up tomorrow?”

You pull up your calendar. “God. Uh. Probably in like – ten hours?”

He holds up a clawed finger. “I’ll be back in one. Then I’m taking you to bed.”

You clutch imaginary pearls. “Buy me dinner first, dude.”

“Ohhh,” he drawls. “I see. You got jokes.” He’s still brandishing that single, sharp-clawed finger, extending his arm till it’s an inch away from the tip of your nose. “One hour. Get your shit together and in a good place to stop by then.” He snags your coffee mug. “And no more of this frickin’ poison tonight.” He gives you that stupid wink of his and turns to swagger away before tossing over his shoulder, “Captain’s orders.”

“Geeezus,” you groan, but as soon as he’s rounded the corner, you start trying to figure out what you can do before it’s time to wrap up. When Rocket gets an idea in his head, it’s not like you can do anything to stop him.

Sure enough, he’s back – too soon. You’d lost track of time once again, which is probably why you never go to bed at a reasonable hour in the first place.

What’s surprising isn’t that he’s back, but that he has a mug in his hands. From here, you can smell something peppermint-sweet, and you know it’s the Usarkian bedtime tea that Mantis brings you whenever she passes by Knowhere.

“C’mon,” he says impatiently, and you sigh and close your laptop. He stops you before you can bundle everything up in your arms, soundlessly handing you the tea while he collects your belongings and gestures for you to follow him with a brisk nod of his head. You sip the tea carefully as you trail after him – but he waits while you drink it, while you brush your teeth and get changed. “In,” he orders.

You want to tell him, This is fuckin’ ridiculous – but it’s also kind of nice. Meekly, you slide into bed, and he fully tucks you in, pulling the blankets up to your chin. Your eyes must be huge, but you let him, and you might think you had already fallen asleep and that this is all a dream – except he’s scowling and grumbling I gotta take care of everything around here while he fusses with the blankets, and that’s how you know he hasn’t been bodysnatched or something.

“All right,” he says gruffly. “I’m turnin’ out the lights.”

That brandished claw is back.

“And put your frickin’ phone-thing away, or I’ll turn off the Terran internet. You know I will.”

remember: brains don't retain jackshit without sleep, nutrients, and moments of rest.

you got this. you're gonna win your finals.

check the ✩࿐࿔ take what you need masterlistfor more self-care reminders, including eat somethin, take a fuckin study break, and drink some goddamn water (yeah that still means you).

[raccoon-eyed-rebel]

Masterlist

Hello, yes, welcome to this list of things I have written. Most of it is smutty 18+ nonsense (and all of it is about Henry Cavill-shaped men), so if that's not you: turn around and walk away! This is not for you!

Don't copy, translate or otherwise post my work anywhere without my permission! I also explicitly forbid anyone to use my work to feed AI, that's gross and disrespectful, so please don't do the thing.

🍀- Drabble || 🌶 - Smut || 🍭- fluff || 🍷 - angst

Summary: The shenanigans of eight college guys who share a house...

(Mike, Charles, Napoleon, Sherlock, August, Sy, Marshall and Geralt - University Edition.)

Series Masterlist 🌶||🍭||🍷

Finished

Summary: Your weekend plans with August threaten to fall apart when it turns out he's been under a lot of stress. (Dom!August x fem!reader. )

Part 1 -- Part 2 -- Part 3 -- Part 4 -- Part 5 -- Part 6 🌶

Series summary: Life with Sy, what more can you wish for? The most amazing husband and father to a whole litter of cute little kids... Sometimes you wonder "how did you get here?" (Contractor!Sy x OFC (Lara))

🍂 Series masterlist 🍂 🌶 || 🍭 || 🍷

A reverse harem vampire AU ft. Mikey, Marshall, August and Sherlock

Series summary: Somehow, you've managed to live with your boyfriend and his roommates for months before finding out they're vampires, but the real shock first comes when they find out you have a special quality. A quality the guys would love to make use of...

🟣 Series masterlist 🟣 🌶 || 🍭 || 🍷

Summary: One of the best decisions August Walker ever made was sharing his princess with his college roommate Walter Marshall... (Dom!August Walker x reader // Dom!Walter Marshall x reader)

Part 1🔹Part 2🔹Part 3🔹Part 4🔹Part 5 🌶

Series summary: The cute barista from your regular coffeeshop takes a while to gather the courage to ask you out, but when he finally does... (Barista!Mike x reader)

Series Masterlist (finished) 🍭 || 🌶

Series summary: A story about two people falling in love in a time when that wasn't necessarily what they were supposed to do. (Melot x ofc (Tamsyn))

Series Masterlist (finished) 🍭|| 🍷 || 🌶

Masterlist for all @henrycavillbingo entries!

A little short (August Walker x reader) - 🌶 Summary: You try to prove August Walker isn't the boss of you. Turns out he is, and you're screwed.

Puppy love (dad!August vs. Teen Daughter) - 🍭 Summary: August is not happy when his daughter first starts dating 'that Syverson boy'. Puppy love II (dad!Syverson & son!Mike) - 🍭 Summary: Sy really can't be all that bothered that Mike is dating August Walker's daughter...

In all fairness... (Walter Marshall x reader) - 🌶 Summary: It's date night, and you found the perfect outfit... In hindsight it may have been a little too perfect.

Pumpkin Spice (barista!Walter Marshall x librarian!reader) - 🌶 Summary: You finally manage to get a date with the handsome barista from your favorite coffeeshop.

Taking cues (Mike x reader) - 🌶 Summary: Your favorite bartender offers to teach you to play pool.

Tongue-tied (Mike x reader) - 🌶 Summary: Mike has always wanted to try to tie you up...

You deserve it (Mike x reader) - 🍭 Summary: You’re feeling like shit, and Mike helps you feel less like shit. That’s it. That’s the plot.

Snowed in (Mike x reader) - 🌶||🍭 Summary: You were going to spend the weekend at your dad's cabin in the woods with your boyfriend, but he bails on you and leaves you - quite literally - out in the cold. Good thing your best friend's brother shows up...

Making a mess of Mikey (Mike x reader x Black!ofc) - 🌶||🍭 Summary: Mike is a little down in the dumps after a breakup, and you and your girlfriend try something to cheer him up that turns into a fun experiment.

Happy birthday (Mike x reader) - 🌶||🍭 Summary: Mike makes you breakfast on your birfthday...

Next door (Mike x reader) - 🌶||🍭 Summary: This new guy next door is really bugging you... Until - yet another - noise complaint one night gets a happy ending.

Jersey (hockeyplayer!Mike x reader) - 🌶||🍭 Summary: Mike thought it would be a good idea to teach you how to skate. It wasn't — so he has to come up with a different plan.

🍀 Get wet (Mike x reader) - 🌶||🍭 Summary: Mike is a little stumped that he made his girl squirt...

🍀 Not what you think (Mike x German!reader) - 🍭 || 🍷 Summary: When Mike comes home, you're looking to pick a fight. Until it turns out he hasn't been sneaking around. Well... Not like that, anyway.

🍀 Common fucking indecency (Mike x reader) - 🍭 Summary: Mike comes home from his exchange earlier than you expected, and you're real happy to see him.

Little brother AU Worth it (Walter Marshall & babybrother!Mikey) - 🍭 Summary: Walter is babysitting his little brother Mikey while their mom is away for the weekend. He’s also on a date… Astraphobia (Walter Marshall & babybrother!Mikey) - 🍭 Summary: Walter doesn't have quite the night he had planned on when a thunderstorm scares both his girlfriend and his little brother... Sunday dinner (Walter Marshall & babybrother!Mikey) - 🍷 Summary: Walter visits Mike in his dorm after the death of their mother.

Baby, it's cold outside (Napoleon Solo x OFC) - 🌶 Summary: A stewardess recognises a certain Mr. Jack Deveny from her flight earlier in the day. He just so happens to be staying at her layover-hotel.

Body Double (Syverson) - 🍭 Summary: You need to clean your house, and you get a good friend to help you...

What's the occasion? (Syverson x reader) - 🌶||🍭 Summary: You come home from a terrible day at work, thinking you have about a thousand things still on your to do list, only to find your husband has taken care of all of that, and has also made you the first thing on his to do list. The next chapter (Syverson) - 🍷 Summary: You come home to an interesting situation...

Don't knock it till you try it (Syverson x reader x Walter Marshall) - 🌶 Summary: Your friends Walter and Sy have offered to drive you home for the summer, and you have decided to turn it into a nice relaxed camping trip on the way...

Axes and O's (Syverson x reader x Walter Marshall) - 🌶 Summary: Sy invited you and Walter to his family's cabin, where you get to spend a few days alone with them before the holidays.

Fantasy AU

To become one (wood elf!Prince!Melot x dryad!OFC) - 🌶||🍭

Summary: The elven Prince Melot and his dryad lover share a lovely afternoon together in the forest.

What's in a name (wood elf!Prince!Mike x tiefling!OFC) - 🌶||🍭

Summary: At the wedding of his brother Melot, Mike is lured away by his little demon. A few months later, there is even more cause for celebration.

One of two kinds (werewolf!Geralt x halfling!Druid!OFC) - 🌶||🍭

Summary: When you find a wounded, new werewolf in the forest, you can't just leave him lying there. Perhaps the enormous man will turn out to be exactly what you needed...

[thecutestgrotto]

your stuff is so gorgeous. i love every thing you share! i’ve been following you since i saw your ask on @saradika’s page and i’ve been in love with everything you’ve done since. i was wondering maybe, if you have time/interest, could you make something like your “red pandas with bamboo” set, but with cute lil raccoons and stars? specifically i’d be looking for dividers (especially like the first divider in that set), a masterlist header, and “reblog to support your creators” banner. (mdni would be appreciated too, but isn’t necessary).

of course if not that’s totally fine, i’ll still enjoy looking at all your lovely creations! thank you for sharing your art with us! (you create so much art for us, so please make sure to take breaks/stay hydrated!!)

Hi!! You’re always so kind and supportive, of course I’m gonna fill your request! Thank you for being so supportive!! 🥹🩵🌸

Raccoons and Stars

[nyxivy]

MasterList + Characters I write for + Rules for requesting

Rules for requesting

I am very slow so pls dont be rude, I'll get there when I get there

My list of characters is people I am interested in writing for, I'm continuously adding to it but im probs not gonna write for someone is they're not on there. That being said, if you see i like a show/movie but haven't listed a character you want shoot me a requsst anyway. If it interests me I'll probs write it.

Happy to do smut, im not gonna list all my hard no's here but if ur requesting anything that's a hard-no for a lot of people just be aware i may decline (i am a freak tho so don't be shy 😝)

I only write character x reader. If you want character x reader x character e.g. steddie x reader pls go for it, i'll be more than happy to accomodate.

Probs adding to these rules as I think of things so pls check before requesting :)

Characters

This is in no particular order, other than starting with fandoms I write for multiple charcters.

Stranger Things

Eddie Munson

Jim Hopper

Steve Harrington

Marvel

Rocket Raccoon

Loki

Bucky Barnes

FNAF Security Breach

Freddy Fazbear

Monty Gator

Roxannne Wolf

Willow (Disney+)

Thraxus Boorman

Graydon Hastur

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy

Gravity Falls

Stan Pines

Sherlock (BBC)

Sherlock Holmes

Divergent

Eric Coulter

Star Wars

Din Djarin

Hannibal (NBC)

Hannibal Lector

Phantom of the Opera

Erik

[imtrashraccoon]

Stuff I've Written So Far

The Hand We've Been Dealt

My first ever Underfell fic! Currently in progress.

#the hand we've been dealt or #thwbd for tags on here.

You can read it on AO3 here if you're interested in a UF!Papyrus x Skeleton!Reader fic.

THWBD: Rihanna Lives

An alternate timeline to The Hand We've Been Dealt where mc didn't die and fell with Frisk. I originally wrote this for a prompt list @/scrambledmeggys made for November 2023.

You can read it on AO3 here or on my blog starting here.

Assorted Oneshots

A collection of oneshots for various Undertale characters. All are x Reader and are gender neutral unless otherwise stated at the moment.

You can read them on AO3 here.

The Nightmare of Apathy

A new long fic I'm slowly working on for my Nightmare Sans (Lord Nightmare).

Check out the first chapter here on my blog or the full fic on AO3 here. Also a bonus drabble here.

Have Some Empathy, Dear

A series of chapters written from a prompt list by @/owl-bones for January 2024.

Check it out on AO3 here or on my blog starting here.

Swarmed By Sirens

My take on @/llamagoddessofficial 's siren au.

Check it out on AO3 here if you like x Reader fics that include love triangles.

The Dark Fortress

A fantasy AU featuring Nightmare and the Murder Time Trio but with different names.

Check it out here on my blog.

Don't Imagine 200 Follower Special

A series I did for a month for a milestone that I had a lot of fun with and I think turned out really well.

Check it out here on my blog.

[sarahsmi13s]

‘Bring Her Home, Bradshaw’ Universe

I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY OF MY WORK BEING COPIED OR TRANSLATED

this is where you can find everything related the the ‘Bring Her Home, Bradshaw’ universe!

pairing: bradley bradshaw x mitchell!reader

series warnings: 18+ MDNI, language, cannon gore and violence, descriptions of being eaten, descriptions of the undead, being taken by the military, guns, injuries, infecting, death, blood, kidnapping, religious themes (cult), more details will be in the chapters

a/n: this is going to be a SLOW ASS BURN, this story is based off the games with bradley as leon kennedy, so the dialogue and scenes are inspired by the game play. bradley’s inner monologue however is from my brain

Intro/Series Summary:

Officer Bradley Bradshaw.

A rookie cop that just wanted to be like his father.

A rookie cop who, during his first shift at his new station in Raccoon City, was traumatized by the sight of a burning city as the population turned into hideous biological weaponry.

He wasn’t alone in Raccoon City, some guy was there looking for his brother and there was a little girl whose father was to blame for the destruction of the small town.

He was lucky to make it out alive. He smelled like sewer; he was bruised, bloodied, and covered in something’s guts.

But he was alive.

And all Bradley wanted was to fall asleep for 6 months.

Except he didn’t get that.

Instead he was interrogated for hours.

All because he witnessed an outbreak caused by the world's biggest pharmaceutical company that was actually creating biological weapons and selling them to God knows who.

The government wanted to recruit him because he now had that experience.

So, he accepted, but only to ensure the little girl would remain in good hands and not be experimented on for the antibodies she possessed.

That’s how he became Agent Bradley Bradshaw. Who now works for the president as part of the Division of Security Operations. or D.S.O for short.

And now President Mitchell’s oldest daughter has gone missing, presumably kidnapped and taken to Spain.

Can Bradley get her home safe?

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Story:

Prologue: Welcome to Raccoon City, Rookie

rookie cop bradley bradshaw is late, and hungover, for his first day at his new post in Raccoon City. but maybe that’s what saves his life.

Chapter 1: 

Moodboards:

Bradley N. Bradshaw

Y/N Mitchell

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if you would liked to be tagged in this series, please comment or reblog here!! it’ll just help me to keep up with everyone to have a central hub for tags

i will tag my most recent top gun taglist, but if you don’t want to be tagged just send me a private message and i can take you off!

top gun tags <333: @milesdickpic​ @roosterscockpit​ @luckyladycreator2​ @hotch-meeeeeuppppp​ @sebsxphia​  @nobody7102​ @djs8891​ @mayhemmanaged​ @desert-fern​ @startrekfangirl2233​ @horseshoegirl​ @bobby-r2d2-floyd​ @roosters-girl​   @cassiemitchell​ @lovinglyeternal​​ @lovingbradshawafterdark​​

love you babes <33

[libraryraccoon]

Masterlist & Rules

Request : Open

Introduction

Hello, you can call me Raccoon, and my pronouns are he/him. I love raccoons, my first language is french, I have ADHD, my fav/comfort games are Twisted Wonderland, and Life Is Strange, my favorite singer/group is Glass Animals, my favorites songs are Sex, Drugs, Ect., Unsweeted Lemonade, Youth, my favorite album is How To Be A Human Being, and my comfort shows are Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, and Sherlock. DON'T REPOST MY WORK.

Fandoms :

-Helluva Boss

-Hazbin Hotel

-Twisted Wonderland

-Genshin Impact

-Honkai Star Rail

Will write :

-Male or gn reader

-Sfw, angst, fluff, crack, comfort, ect..

-Headcanon, one shot, series

-Reader that is like [character]

-Platonic relationship

-Romantic relationship

-Reader Death

Won't write :

-Nsfw

-Fem reader

-Shy!reader/Innocent!reader

-Reader that don't see the walking red flag

-Pedophilia/Incest

Will maybe write :

-Yandere

-[character] Death

DNI :

-Normal DNI (homophobic, racist..)

-People that don't like raccoons (/j)

-People under 13

Tags :

-Raccoon is writing : all my write

-Futur Raccoon fic : my futur fics

-Raccoon is chatting : I'm chatting

-Raccoon Masterlist : My masterlists

-Raccoon is trying to draw : i'm trying to draw

-Raccoon oc : my ocs

Anon List

Strange creatures live in this forest.. Ready to meet them ? 🖍anon

Masterlist

Hazbin Hotel

Masterlist

Helluva Boss

Masterlist

Twisted Wonderland

Masterlist

Genshin Impact

Masterlist

Honkai Star Rail

Masterlist

What if Raccoon was...

Masterlist

Little Infos : some series will be here but also on my Quotev, english isn't my first language.

[crimescrimson]

Red's Guide to Resident Evil [Volume Seven - Resident Evil 3 (2020)]:

Scenery: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [+1]

Characters: Jill Valentine [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] | Carlos Oliveira [1] [2] [3] | Tyrell Patrick [1] [+1] | Mikhail Victor [1] [2] [+1] | Robert Kendo [1] | Multi [1]

Pairings: Valeveira [1] [2] [3] [+1]

Alternate Costumes: Jill Valentine [1]

Creatures: Nemesis T-1 [1] | Nemesis T-2 [1] | Multi [1]

Specific Scenes: [1] | [1] [2] | [1] | [1] | [1]

[themculibrary]

Rocket Raccoon Masterlist

Dialling Tones (ao3) - Run_Ravager_Run T, 11k

Summary: Gamora is making calls in the middle of the night, Rocket is building dangerous contraptions at the breakfast table, Drax is a terrible cook, and Peter suspects his newfound family is rupturing at the seams.

Dog Days Are Over (ao3) - agoldengalaxy G, 3k

Summary: {Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Spoiler alert!}

“It’s weird, dontcha think?” Rocket asked softly. “Can’t remember the last time it felt so good around here.”

“Yes.” Nebula paused, then looked down at her lap. “I hope…you are feeling it, too.”

Family (ao3) - Groot (grootiez) T, 10k

Summary: When Rocket tries to enroll Groot into a prestigious preschool, he discovers the people in charge there don’t have Groot’s best interests in mind. When they forcibly remove Groot from the only family that he’s ever known, Rocket will stop at nothing in order to get him back.

But time is of the essence: If Rocket fails to prove that Groot should be reunited with his family and that Rocket should be given full parental rights and allowed to formally adopt Groot as his son, they might never see Groot ever again.

I'll Be There For You (ao3) - Izzyaro (Isilarma) T, 2k

Summary: If Rocket has faith in anything, it's that Groot will never let him down.

I'm With Stupid (ao3) - jellybeanforest gamora/peter T, 17k

Summary: On a backwoods planet, married couples can’t be legally compelled to testify against each other, or at least that’s the working theory. Separated from the others, Peter and Rocket fake a marriage to get out of a sticky situation.

For the Guardians Family Holiday Challenge Day 3 – Odd Couple.

Mine is Just a Slower Sacrifice (ao3) - grayintogreen G, 2k

Summary: And Rocket?

Rocket picks up the pieces. For the second time, because this is what he does now.

Prison Break #24 (ao3) - Zinnith T, 2k

Summary: Rocket has twenty three successful prison breaks under his belt. This should be easy. Until it's not.

Ride on a Rocket... Raccoon (ao3) - IncognitoPichu peter/rocket E, 14k

Summary: If there's one thing that raccoons are known for, it's... um...

Rocket Raccoon is not a pet (ao3) - Grocketeer peter/rocket N/R, 2k

Summary: Peter finds out that Rocket likes to be pet, but hates feeling like a pet. Peter decides to pet him.

Rocket the Up-Cycling Raccoon (ao3) - SnappleApple11 T, 1k

Summary: Rocket keeps himself busy by inventing things. The materials for these inventions have to come from somewhere though, much to his shipmate’s frustration.

“We’re not exactly floating in units Gamora,” Peter said. “Until our next job, we’re broke. Rocket was just using what we have available on the Milano-”

“Like how he used the life support system to build that bomb?”

So No-one Told You Life (Was Gonna Be This Way) (ao3) - goingsparebutwithprecision G, 12k

Summary: Rocket and Groot get a flat on Terra. Groot watches Friends, Rocket makes friends, and the thing with the pterodactyls was not his fault.

Team Rocket Raccoon (ao3) - AthenaStarsnow N/R, 4k

Summary: Rocket Raccoon suddenly finds himself in the world of Pokémon!

The Body Keeps the Score (ao3) - EmiliaGryphon T, 61k

Summary: "You said it yourself bitch, we're the Guardians of the Galaxy." Gamora is finally a part of something. But the past always follows you, eats at you and she must come to grips with her deeds as she tries to build a future. Meanwhile Rocket has never cared much for anyone or anything. Together the two of them discover they are more alike than different and try to heal themselves by befriending the other.

The Shrapnel in Your Heart (ao3) - EmiliaGryphon, TooManyBattles (Skarabrae_stone) steve/bucky G, 12k

Summary: “Buck?” Steve looked at him in concern. “You okay?” Bucky turned to face him, the familiar what-has-Steve-roped-me-into-now feeling washing over him. Robots and cryo and aliens and now a damned space-raccoon. You have got to be kidding me, Stevie. “Put me back,” he demanded. “I’m done, this is it, I wanna go back in cryo.” OR: Rocket and Bucky go on a mission together. It turns out they have a lot more in common than they realized.

You Can't Carry It With You (If You Want to Survive) (ao3) - FoundInTheStars T, 2k

Summary: After everything, Rocket and Peter learn to let go.

You're still young, that's your fault. (ao3) - DigitalMeowMix T, 3k

Summary: Trying to raise your best friend after he's turned into a child is hard work. This is definitely not what Rocket signed up for. He just wants his damn partner back.

Scenes from an unconventional parenthood

[raccoonfallsharder]

an excerpt from Part Three Candied Apples. 𖤣𖥧𖡼⚘.˚⭑

thievery in the garden.❤︎❤︎ ⭑˚.⚘𖡼𖥧𖤣 windfall masterlist | main masterlist

finally finished drafting the third (and final) part of ⭑˚.⚘𖡼𖥧𖤣 windfall 𖤣𖥧𖡼⚘.˚⭑ (a meetgroot), currently clocking in at 37 pages and 17,251 words of teasing, smut, and sentimental nonsense. is any of it good? who knows? but i should be done editing it and have it posted sometime next month (you can check the monthly forecast on july 1 and i should have a semi-concrete posting date by then). in the meantime, to whet your appetite...

fluff ✮ | spice ✩ | some smut ❤︎‬ | much smut ❤︎‬❤︎‬

18+ only MDNI | no use of y/n | f!reader | 2/3 parts | wip | word count: pending.

“All right, sweetheart,” he croons, his mouth still just a breath from your jaw, from the soft needy flesh of your throat. You feel yourself sway toward him, but he shifts at the same time you do: pulling back, keeping himself just a whisper out of your reach. “Go on. Tell me what you’ve been thinking about, so I know what you like when I put my hands all over you.”

“I — I think about a lot of different things,” you manage to choke out. Your eyes flicker: catching him in your periphery, then casting back out over the city and the sparkling of its lights. You can see your rooftop community garden from here, and the ropes of plasma orbs draped like glittering diamond necklaces over the rows of growing things. You concentrate on it. Your breath feels shallow and thin, lungs straining with the weight of your need. “Sometimes I — sometimes I think about you being rough with me.” Maybe you shouldn’t say that. Maybe you should ask for gentle, for light touches and sweet words, for something romantic and soft. You do like romantic and soft, sometimes. But right now you’re so desperate — for touch, for his touch — right now you’re so greedy and needy and wanting — that any softer fantasies turn instead into bruising hands and welts left by claws, and thrusts so hard that your teeth click together in your dreams.

Admitting it aloud, though? You’re not sure you’ve ever been so humiliated in your life. Your eyes flutter closed in a wince, and your thighs clench under your ruffled skirt.

“Oh, yeah?” The drawl of his voice is low and entertained. He tsks. “Just like I thought — gettin’ yourself into trouble here, and too shy to do anything about it. You’re gonna have to be more specifical than that, princess.”

You bite your lip and hazard a sideways glance at him. “What — how—”

“What’s it like when you think about me—” His voice drops, turning predatory. “—being all rough with you?” 

“I — I don’t know.” Your breath feels even more tattered and frayed. “You seem — strong. I think you could maybe — throw me around if you wanted to?” God. You press your fingertips back into your cheeks, giving up the charade of pretending to being anything but mortified. “I guess — I’m not really sure how that would work since I’m so much bigger than you?”

He tilts his face in closer to you — a whisper of his fur against the back of your fingers. “Oh, I think I can figure it out.” Each word is bitten around a sharp-toothed smile. “So tell me more, shy girl. In these damp little daydreams of yours, do I got you on all fours?”

You hiccuping a gasp, knees suddenly wobbling at the image that flashes to the forefront of your mind. “Uhm, sometimes,” you whisper. “Other times, uhm — on my back? With, uhm, my knees folded up against my chest?”

He makes a sound in your ear — a sort of low, rumbling clicking noise. The edges of his fur vibrate against you. “Uh-huh. That sounds nice to me, angel. A real nice little thing you’re just aching to give me.” 

You swallow. 

“Anything else, when I take you rough?” It’s a purr, you realize — a true purr. You hadn’t known a purr could sound so dangerous. “You like getting your ass slapped, angel?” The endearment sounds like a taunt, now. 

You lick your lips. “I — I’ve never tried it before, but…” You trail off, everything in you furling so tight you can’t get the words out.

“But you think about it,” he finishes with a grin — so smug, so self-satisfied and sharp that you can feel it cramping your abdomen. Your eyes are wide on him when you nod, before they swerve away — trying to retain some last scrap of self-preservation.

Still, you can hear him chuckle — can feel it, teasing against the skin that’s crying out for him.

“You open to us trying a little bit of that, then?” he rumbles against you, tilting his head and dipping his nose deeper into the space between your neck and your shoulder — like he wants to nuzzle in, but won’t. He’s taunting you — maybe taunting himself too — and he’s close enough that you can pick up on the scent of him: something like juniper, and something like blackberries. Leather — probably from his uniform — and something sharp and smoky. You breathe it in greedily — take it into your lungs like you’d plant a garden of it if you could.

“M’not interested in smacking your face around,” the Captain adds, “but I’d slap just about any other part of you if you let me.” He pulls back, and from the corner of your eye, you can see his tongue run over his teeth — like he’s imagining tasting the warmth of your skin after it’s been struck a few times. “I’d frickin’ love to see you bounce, sweetheart.”

Your breath stutters out of your lungs in a shaky stumble that you try to crush back. Your fingers clutch rigidly at the edge of the wall. “I’d be okay with that,” you manage to squeak out, trying to reign in the thump of your heart on your breastbone.

His hand snaps out, black skin on black shadows, and he grips the line of your chin and turns your face abruptly toward him. It’s sudden, and maybe a little scary — your heart and belly both tumble inside you and you choke on a gasp — but it’s also the first time he’s really touched you beyond his knuckles teasing under your sundress-strap, and the featherlight bracelet of his fingers on your wrist. You immediately melt into his grasp. Everything inside you leans into him, until you dazedly think that he’s holding you up, just by his fingertips kissing your face. He startles at the way you sink into his demanding grasp — then lets another pitying smirk curl the corner of his mouth. 

“Needy little Terran pet,” he muses, stroking his thumb just once, back and forth along your jaw. You struggle to hold back the little whimper wisping up over your ribs, and you think at first that you’re successful — but he must see your throat working, because he laughs again: softly, this time, but meanly. 

“Gotta say though, angel, I’m not interested in what you’re okay with.” 

For the first time, his voice drops from a quiet, mocking sort of laughter and into something closer to a growl. It sounds dangerous, but your body doesn’t seem to realize that — or maybe it doesn’t care. Your skin prickles deliciously: every muscle straining for him, every cell lighting up and begging. 

“M’only interested in what’s gonna make you wet. And what’s gonna make you whine for more.”

Your mouth pools with saliva and you have to swallow. “W-what about you?” you whisper, and your voice is as shivery as new leaves in a manufactured Knowhere breeze, trembling on the play of shadow and soft glow, filtering over the rooftops and glimmering between the branches of Groot’s trees. “What did — what do you think about? What do you like?”

The threat in his voice drops away, but you’d be a fool to think for a moment that he isn’t still a predator in his own right. The smirk grows wider: unrepentant and leering. 

“Isn’t it obvious?” he purrs. “I like to run my frickin’ mouth.”

wind·fall /ˈwin(d)ˌfôl/ noun. an apple or other fruit blown down from a tree or bush by the wind; an unexpected piece of good fortune.

semi-shy touch-deprived reader tries to avoid meeting knowhere’s intimidating captain. is profoundly unsuccessful.

based on a prompt by @creativepromptsforwriting: The apartment she moved to has a beautiful, well-tended garden. After a while she finds out that her neighbor is the one tending to the plants and she decides to help him out one day.

⭑˚.⚘𖡼𖥧𖤣 windfall masterlist | main masterlist new! flower dividers & banners by @/saradika-graphics

[aliasrocket]

i came from ao3 to say ty for the rocket content you have been providing LOL .. i esp love the last one and the the "bad" ending of it XD its SOO in character of him to be non committal/wishy washy/however you could say emotionally not ready. i will def be rereading x10 as i hve your other ones . i liked the acknowledgement that they had their own issues to work out, i dont think hed be the best person to be in a relationship with with unresolved issues (his refusal to acknowledge stuff/move on from past events and the abrasive attitude that comes with him, also his solo comic arc is about all his manyy ex girlfriends wanting to kill him lol) hes def a glacial slow burn of a person if you ever get an inkling of a chance and probably not a good person at a surface level. sorry for the weird rambling but as a starving rocket fan of many years you are providing 5 star wagyu (*μ_μ) the character exploration pet names and angst of them all -ω- i really look forward to more of your writing !

This is the fic being discussed in this ask btw! :

Okay hey sorry it took me a while to get back to this aaahhh this hit me but

thank you so much for your support! It may be a silly hobby of mine but it’s what keeps me going, and making others happy with my work makes me happy too!

I’m glad you liked the ending! Including you, half of the people who’s commented their opinion of the ending have said/implied that it’s good to have left it that way, and the other half felt strongly about needing a sequel with a supposed happy ending? And now I’m kinda torn gahh! Sadly, I do agree with you about Rocket being more on the non-committal side, which is exactly why last (friday) night ended the way it did!

Also, seeing this made me visit his comics haha! Which issue is it, the 2014 one or 2016 one?

Sorry it’s just really flattering to see that you, a rocket stan for 5 years, liked my fic when I’ve only gotten to like him after seeing vol. 3 (because of his backstory, omg) that’s just so insane to think about. I can’t believe you think of my fics as 5 star wagyu!! Thank you!! XD <33

Will definitely be working on the many other prompts I thought of for Rocket/Reader fics and solo Rocket fics, and since angst is my strong suit, there won’t be a drought on that for a loooong time. In fact I think it only gets worse from here, so buckle up!

Thank you so much for your kind words about my work and for sharing your opinions!! This was fun to write :DD

[sweetaliencheeks]

I have just realised that I made a mistake concerning the links to the fics on my masterlist, I got the titles messed up and actually forgot to post one of them (please do forgive your friendly neighbourhood tired fanfic writer)

so now “ • THE ONE WHERE THEY MEET” has the right fic when you click on it and also I’ve added “ • THE ONE WHERE HE LOSES”

anyway, all is well and fixed now, so here’s the new • M A S T E R L I S T •

and since I’m here, I’m letting you know that my drafts are full of stuff that I want to post soon!

also, I see every single follow, reblog, like and comment & I especially love the messages you send me

you’re amazing and I wish I could have posted more often but unfortunately my health (both physical and mental) wouldn’t allow me… things are getting better now and I really miss writing

if you have any ideas, suggestions, opinions, or you just need someone to talk to, my dms are always open for you <3 remember to always be kind and to stay safe, to look after yourself and to look after those around you

love love love you my beautiful space bunnies

🤍

[whump-queen]

HELLO!!! I love ur whumps can you add me to the general whump tag list?

aaaahh tysm!!!! highkey seeing you in my notes got me opening the Kane & Raiza masterdoc again,,, 👀👀