#React from the hip
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all of the rest of the sfth boys and KBF all making cute lil hearts and then there’s Sam with his circle

#shoot from the hip#Sfth patreon#react from the hip#tom mayo#sam russell#luke manning#Katherine Bennett fox#alexander jeremy#Last post before I go snooze for another half hour :)
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them listening to the chat and going to the youtube version so we could have subtitles on the play :) theyre so sweet :(
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React From The Hip

#someone hire me for something please i beg#their patreon calls to me like Tom's siren#react from the hip#shoot from the hip#sfth#sfthposting
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Katherine and Sam could do hearts. The rest not and nobody of them and I am not too have known why.
I feeling so old...
and Sam was sooo happy because he could do hearts and firework :)
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Tumblr media analysis gothic: In my personal opinion, based on my own individual perspective, which may not be aligned with the perspectives of others, and which is predicated on my own individual understanding and interpretation of the text, wherein the themes, characters, and events have notable elements of ambiguity such that a multitude of interpretations are possible and understandable, and said interpretations of mine are influenced by my own personal background and attributes, believe - but not at the exclusion of belief that other people may believe differently, and with full acknowledgement of the heretofore described subjectivity of my stance, which is an opinion, though I do believe in it and also wish to convey it in a persuasive manner that others will find compelling due to my argument in its support which I personally find to be well-evidenced in the text and elucidated by my interpretation of the text, on which I will elaborate at length considering all angles in order to minimize misunderstanding of my analysis - again, acknowledging the ambiguity and subjectivity at play in my interpretation - that
#this has been in the queue forever btw and is not related to any specific post. just a general vibe#like do you ever start writing a post and then automatically start expanding it to try and address misunderstandings that might arise#but especially like. the bad faith reading “shoot from the hip” tumblr reacts#and suddenly your post is getting long and confused#and your baby is no longer recognizable#and moreover this does not actually prevent bad faith or inattentive readings#and you should not write your post for people who will do that#sidenote i wrote this originally about media analysis but it's not NOT about the laundry post lmao. this principle applies to comedy bits#the time old ��dissect the frog” concept and also that you will ruin your bit if you overly frame it trying to prevent idiots#and if you successfully do your bit straight up you will get idiots. this is unfortunately unavoidable the larger the audience becomes#the laundry post was a good bit that attracted many idiots#op#hellsite (derogatory)#tumblr#fandom
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That longform genuinely made me tear up.. what the FUCK
#especially the grandparent bit#that hit a little too close to home#the creak in the attic#thoughts/analysis will be sometime after react from the hip! (hopefully)#sfth#shoot from the hip#shootimpro#sfthposting
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I'm finally getting around to watching The Hobnob Affair:
Ah yes, AJ messing up names again and Luke having no shame calling him out on it. We're off to a good start here together with the 'raw materials' you apparently need for baking
oh I love the Scottish accents so much
I don't know what Sam thought Tom was doing but to me it was perfectly clear that he was putting the hammer into water. Your stagecraft is perfect, Tom, don't let Sam ever tell you otherwise
Cindy Campbell, I love you already. You deserve to get your own hammer and become a blacksmith baker. I'm rooting for you, girl
haha AJ throwing up his hands when Tom closes the door again
aw Tom feeling bad about his arms when AJ gets to show off his
"You'll thrump and I'll duong." AJ, what?
"You could be the son I never had." Tom, no! And right in front of your daughter too! That's so mean
I love that Luke's trying to set up a romance there and Sam's immediately ruining it with, "She's only fourteen." Glad Luke stood his ground and Cindy is now eighteen
omg Tom only gets meaner. I second Sam here - why are you so hard on Cindy?
haha and here's AJ forgetting another name and the others saving his ass with the classic double name
Sam and Tom having the time of their lives clapping hands and playing rock, paper, scissors while Luke and AJ are trying to move the story along is already one of my favourite things
I love how much fun AJ has with the phone. "That was my unlock code." "Guess I'll just try again."
Was it necessary for Sam to carry go go dancer Luke off-stage? No. Was I cheering when he did it? Yes
That was a very dramatic if slightly disturbing death, Luke
"I'll start with a hobnob." I'm so sorry but am I the only one who's surprised that AJ actually remembered the title of the play?
Did Sam just call Cindy Sally?
aw Cindy has been teaching John. This is so sweet. I'm so glad she's standing up for herself now and showing them another way to blacksmith bake
"Is it a Russian?" So glad I wasn't drinking something right because that came out of nowhere
"I've sent you a selfie." Omg Sam
remind me to never hand any of the guys my phone. I can't believe AJ actually let it fall
aw it ends with a kiss. As it should. I was rooting for John and Cindy
also the synchronised clapping with the, "And scene!" was lovely
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GUYS LOOK WHAT CAME UP ON MY RECOMMENDED!
#sfth#shoot from the hip#shootimpro#gonna go watch it but yooo!!#people are reacting to them now!! so cool!!#also yes they ARE the funniest 😤
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hallo! how's your day? I love your tags on posts it's like an extra treat :)
I have a really good idea for a bubba/jeremiah edit to a song that matches them but I don't know if I should try to make it :( I have no experience editing stuff. so either I scream about it on the blog and hope someone will edit it for me or try to learn capcut myself?? sorry to dump random stuff on you
!!! HI omg this just made my day thank you so much :']
I say go for it! It's perfectly fine if you have no editing experience (hell I don't either), we all start somewhere and even the best of editors were beginners once. This fandom is absolutely lovely so don't worry about others making fun of your work.
I'd recommend downloading Capcut on your phone and starting by watching some Capcut tutorials on YouTube and/or TikTok. Don't worry about making it perfect (especially since it's your first time) and don't be afraid to put your own spin on things! You got this :]
#shoot from the hip#sfth edit#and honestly if it makes you feel better#this fandom will DEVOUR anything bubbamiah-related so don't worry about the fandom reacting harshly to your edit haha#good luck editing!!
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Jace doing stretches in bed to relieve period cramps when Porter walks in and just kinda short circuits seeing him with his ass in the air and his face buried in a pillow. In his mind he’s like ‘that text didn’t say anything about sex, wtf is going on.’
When Jace finally rolls over into a more relaxed position and sees Porter he just gives him the most exhausted, frowny look and asks for a back rub and Porter obliges once it clicks into place for him. He pampers Jace for the rest of the day and dotes on him for the rest of the week until it’s over.
#porter is a good bf sometimes :c#I’m this close to writing about how Jace’s partners take care of him when he’s on his period I’m this fcking close just you wait#once they’re sleeping together and his cycles rolls around again Jace is a little nervous to ask Porter to fuck him bc he isn’t sure#how he’ll react#Porter is down that man doesn’t mind blood and he loves watching Jace fall apart especially after seeing the toll the cramps are taking#on him#he convinces Jace to call out and he does the same so they can make a day of it#it’s the first time Porter really slows down and takes his time to make Jace feel good#he wants Jace’s relief to last as long as possible and the extra wetness drives him insane#he has to stop himself from pounding Jace into the mattress he knows his hips are sore already#jace stardiamond#transmasc!jace#starbreaker#jace 💫💎#port 🛥️
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The thing is I am definitely not happy or chill in the Immediate Sense lately but I am, big picture, so fucking happy with the person I am.
It's like. My brain was made by and for consistent trauma and since that trauma stopped about 5-7 years ago, it is incredible what the amount of resilience and cleverness and flexibility and thoughtfulness I developed to survive can do when it's not being all spent on surviving. like I had a hundred ton weight on me so I had to get REALLY STRONG to stay in the same place and not get 100% crushed, and when that weight came off I found I can use the strength it used to take to stand up and I can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
I was talking to my mum the other day and she said, "you've got the 'fuck it' energy at 30 that most women don't find until their fifties at least" and I'm like yeah man. Imagine how unstoppable I'll be in 20 years.
#red said#i don't know that i can express this clearly but it's the most encouraging thing in my life#my mum's always been proud of me but just lately she seems to actually really admire me#like she's genuinely impressed. she thinks I've surpassed her. i don't necessarily agree but it's a really nice quiet joy.#anyway like this sounds super up myself and it kind of is.#but also it's part of realising just how heavy the weight I've been carrying around with me for 25 years was#like not to be ridiculous but i have realised again this week. that it isn't that everyone's been raped that much and doesn't talk about it#i just have been raped an Unusually Consistent Amount. i have spoken to a lot of people who have had much more horrifying things happen.#I'm not sure I've talked to more than a couple of people who've had a similar level of total consistency of abuse from all angles#and the one is not heavier or harder to bear that the other. but. i think i spent most of my life listening to people's awful experiences#and going ok well nothing i went through looked that bad so it's microtrauma#obviously microtraumas build up but still.#then the older i get and the more i have these conversations the more I notice that stuff which to me is a microtrauma#is a lot of people's defining trauma. and they're reacting appropriately which means i am SO SEVERELY UNDERREACTING#told my friend the other day about a time someone who i still like and respect was having sex with me when i paralocated my hip#and then just kept getting really annoyed with me for not being ready to have sex again while i was literally crying with pain#until i caved and just tried to find the last painful position#and my friend was like pal what the fuck that's horrific#and i was like i mean no that's normal I've had sex with like maybe 3 or 4 people in my life who i haven't had similar stuff with#like i am genuinely thrown when i am allowed to say no to sex and have it be the end of the conversation. and not end up having sex#out of guilt or out of physical coercion or through physical rape. and i have had sex with probably like 40 people at this stage?#and I'm not sure it's as many as 4 i haven't had that experience with tbh#so like. I'm slowly coming to terms with the idea#that i may have actually been doing a hell of a lot of heavy lifting.#like i developed a sense of self that can survive being constantly crushed and at this stage is fucking diamond.
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really interested in wether any of them will mention in react from the hip today how Tom used the same kind of line twice in omgitaj- where he was like “I could of mimed it but I did not” and “I could have said chicken I chose not to”
I noticed it once and now I always pick up on it- it’s not bad i just think it’s the type of line where if you say it twice it loses some of the comedic value it held the first time. That being said I love both of those lines a lot!
Curious as to what observations they make though
#Im looking forward to the stream it’s gonna be funnnn#shoot from the hip#React from the hip#sfth patreon#Also it’s gonna be great to have Katherine there too!!!#I was hoping she would be part of it#Omgitaj
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Being a fanfic author is a lot of fun because I can just be piddling on tumblr, see a screenshot from a show that reminds me I recently had a dream about one of the characters, and think to myself. "Huh. Maybe I'll try paralyzing him from the hips down."
#i had a dream a few weeks ago that martin's suite malfunctioned and he was stuck as some animal (i dont remember what) from the hips down#remus was talking to him and trying to keep him calm and still while aviva worked on the cps and i woke up before they go him back to normal#but i nust realized i could play around with some nerve damage in the situation and like after he's fully human again#have remus tell him to just lie back and take a few deep breathes to just relax hes gonna be alright now all the while pinching martins leg#to see if he reacts and trying to keep himself calm when martin doesnt react realizing hes going to have explain this nerve damage to martin#bonus points if aviva sees what remus is doing and just goes like ghost white because she knows she understands what just happened#and its not till martin is calm down a little from the panic of the situation that he realizes he cant actually move and starts freaking out#that remus just nods and is like 'i know pal. you didnt flinch when i pinched youre leg'#and he keeps himself from hyperventilating long enough to look aviva dead in the eye and say something along the lines of 'i dont blame you'#before he just kind of loses it#remus bribes roman into telling chris what happened
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i still love this pic so much bc it's literally the embodiment of all official artwork of the lords
claude is just being friendly and nice and dimi is staring at him like wow i love him so much and edelgard is just SO DONE with third wheeling their kissy bullshit
#DCB Comments#it's true tho it rly is all the official artwork and promotional stuff is like#here are dimi and claude together inseparable attached at the hip or never far apart and often interacting#and then there's edelgard either pointedly looking away and ignoring them or staring at them like#god you two are gross go flirt in private you absolute saps why do you always do this in front of me#what she doesn't realize is that claude specifically planned to do it around her bc he's been aware this whole time#that she reacts like that and always like why they gotta be smoochin again right in front of me#so now that he knows she reacts like that he purposely does it all the time but the thing is#dimi has no idea that's the whole point he's just infatuated with his mans and doesn't even think abt#how edelgard is reacting in the background he's just seeing rainbows and roses and claude#claude just has to ensure it occurs in her presence bc he knows dimi is the innocent one who#didn't plan it that way at all he's just admiring claude he's not even thinking abt the fact that she's there#the reason we usually don't get their retainers in these pics is bc hubert is disgusted and#doesn't wanna be around it and hilda is cheering them on. dedue is trying to do damage control#by keeping hubert from killing anyone and keeping hilda from getting too loud#hubert is over there like lady edelgard im so sorry u have to be in the picture with those hooligans#dimi is literally like no thoughts head full of claude in eye view very beautiful much heart flutter#and claude is like lel she's so annoyed this is great. but also that's his deflecting from the fact that#he doesn't know what to do that the cutest and sweetest man ever is infatuated with him so instead he just#focuses on lel edelgard is angy again instead of focusing on his feelings so he keeps goofing off#he's like oh wow he likes me i am happy how do i handle this i do not know so i will simply goof off#also since rhea is totally up for same sex marriage she's egging them on like wow i'm so happy for them sparkle sparkle#the little humans are so cute and in love and she loves that for them#edelgard was already planning a war but like. now that rhea is egging the boys' kissy nonsense on#edelgard is like i am starting that war as soon as possible at the highest intensity possible#and once the picture is done and she's free to go she comes smack face to face with ferdinand#and in that moment she knew her day was not getting any better bc ferdinand shall not relent#yes that's the story behind all the official and promotional art you see of them 100 percent true confirmed#DCB Three Houses Stuff
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god i ate so much, i'm gonna be digesting this dinner for the next week
#we had a international food event at the dorm#and everyone brought something from their country#it was all so good#also funnily enough this afternoon a shopping assistant (?) told me i had to loose weight in my hips if i wanted to wear a specific dress#and i didnt stuff my face thinking about her stupid opinions but i forgot about it for the whole dinner#which is way healthier than how i would have reacted in high school go me
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tell me how i took my night sleepy time medicine and i'm somehow more awake while yesterday i took an adderall and it made me so fucking sleepy
#.bdo#i don't react to drugs the same way other ppl do for some reason#like weed makes me more normal bc it keeps me from being overstimulated so easily#and helps with my anxiety and adhd a bit#i have really angry meltdowns and it prevents them from happening too#i don't get ''high'' from my pain meds like other people do#so when they run out the only time i'm ''craving'' them is when i'm in a lot of pain#like right now my knees and hips are killing me bc of all the energy i exerted over the past 2 days#i have a very high alcohol tolerance too and always have since i first started drinking at 17#i never blacked out while drinking when i was a teenager and could chug it straight from the bottle#i can't stand the taste now i have to have a chaser or ill puke#i can drink a whole fifth to myself and still be awake (depending on how fast or slow i'm drinking)(I have not done that in a long time)#(and won't be doing it ever again)#and i was doing that while i weighed between 100-120 lbs
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