#SHE TRIES HER BEST

[gotigersiguess]

Imagine your long-distance boyfriend (who you've been lying to) shows up at the airport in an ugly ass fit and starts acting weird with your brother, then you go on a date (with your brother being a third wheel for some reason) and you are being bullied right before his eyes so you run away to hide in a closet, and then you hear your boyfriend fighting with your brother about their relationship, then you go break your bully's face and your boyfriend gets all holier-than-thou and passive-aggressive about it, then you get into a fight with him and ask him why he never says he loves you, and he tries to gaslight you. Then you go to fucking jail. Happened to my good friend El Hopper.

[harringroveera]

She said Steve Harrington wants to ask you out on a date and he’s totally in love with you Billy

[sparklycartoonfairy]

My mom just asked me to find a specific episode of Phineas and Ferb and dead ass her only description was “The one where they build a structure”

….I can’t

[evangelineshifts]

Trying to tell my mom she doesn’t have to worry abt me getting a high school diploma and getting into a good college because I’ve already done it (manifested) without sounding insane and delulu challenge; GO *trembles uncontrollably*

[sturnswiftie]

boxer matt is so scrumpdilyumptious like yummy yummy in my tummy (emphasis on in my tummy)

also so random but im pretty sure before u talked about how possessive matt gets when someone is hitting on sunny but i think that was during the relationship. how about before they get together? and also sunny but during the relationship? (since ur already doing something with camila #yikes)

well boxer!matt can definitely make u full.. ifyk what i mean

also, i would answer this but u will definitely see it in the au. matt's possessiveness is more subtle before they're in a relationship, but i think you guys will see the changes slowly but surely.

and sunny, well. that poor sweet lil bean. lmao.

[frostfangalphabitch]

Shinobu Oshino-style name except all the epithets are humiliating.

Breaks-Her-Nose Valerian-Ringout Hold-That-Thought, the most formidable girlfailure in the Midwest.

[softie123]

Poor Alina messed up at least 15 times

[ribbonup]

Violet, despite being a volunteer and considered a protagonist, has committed a variety of crimes. She:

Interfered with a train's destination in the film, although she would have been killed by it if she and her younger siblings did nothing.

Opened Stephano's briefcase in The Reptile Room and took his items, although her intentions were to prove her uncle's death was a murder and not a snakebite.

Stole a sailboat in The Wide Window in order to save her aunt, although she wanted to borrow it and it was owned by Count Olaf.

Hitchhiked without the driver's permission in the TV series.

Broke many rules of Prufrock Preparatory School and had Isadora Quagmire impersonate her so she could skip a S.O.R.E. meeting in order to study for a crucial exam.

Broke Rule #62 of the Village of Fowl Devotees: "No citizen is allowed to build or use any mechanical devices." - Violet secretly assisted Hector with the construction of his mobile home.

Broke rule #1,742 of the Village of Fowl Devotees: "No one is allowed to escape from jail." - Violet broke out of jail during The Vile Village, although she was wrongfully imprisoned and she would have been burned at the stake.

Hitchhiked a ride in the trunk of Olaf's car without permission to avoid asphyxiation coupled with being arrested by the police in the TV series.

Aided in burning down Caligari Carnival in order to travel with Olaf's group.

Pretended to be a staff member (a concierge) of Hotel Denouement, despite not being legally employed there.

Burnt down the Hotel Denouement (as a signal to fellow VFD members), likely killing many people inside.

Is guilty of indirect manslaughter (Count Olaf tossed a harpoon gun into her hands, which Violet accidentally slips and sets off, killing Dewey Denouement).

Partially responsible for infecting the Islanders with the Medusoid Mycelium poison and potentially killing them, as she knew it was brought to the island and kept it a secret from the Islanders.

[marcobodtlives]

Armin definitely bought Sasha a book on Marleyan cooking when they were in hiding across the ocean

[ohanny]

why it takes me 50 years to edit my fics:

[livingshinycharm]

she’s a baby. I need to make sure she’s allowed to stay soft. I won’t let anyone hurt her.

"That is really sweet...I hope I can still learn to be a little tough but still saying doftvand kind on the inside...

Like a toasted marshmallow"

[hinamie]

10 years later

[mommagae]

I love my oc Betsy so goddamn much

Please ask me about her

[electrocuted-bird]

My mother tends to do this thing where she jumbles up the sentences shes trying to say and it leads to some pretty funny moments such as when shes picking me up from work...

Me: I just want a show about lesbian cowboys y'know?

Mum: Well i guess its how they always say, ride a horse not a cowboy

Me: Exuseme what

[gaylactic-fire]

New blorbo dropped

[venator-signum]

kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man

"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"