#SHRIMP IM COMING FOR YOU

[egforsakentakes]

MORE GENERAL HC

--so. Elliot always used to make the best pizzas. he stll does, but now he experiments with a shitload of weird stuff. because who caeres anymore he gives it to the others w/o informing them of the pizzas weird contents.

^hhe heard two time going on abt nightshades one time(because two time was thinking about azure) and without knowing a nightshade was lethal,,,,,,,he promptly crushed a nightshade, put it in the doughs and fed it to Two Time...

^...Who promptly died after showing every sign of nightshade poisoning. (Sloppy speech, hallucinations,,,seizing or convulsions...etc.)

^Taph was the one who told elliot that he had pretty much poisoned and murdered two time..who just resuscitated.

--Two time is incredibly fast. they just had theior speed nerfed by the spectre..greatly nerfed.

--Guest 1337 calls everyone 'kid'. Taph? kid. Elliot? kid. Two Time? kid. Shedletsky?.....kid. its just what he does.

--the hunters got little plushies of the survivors--but they each only have one(given by the spectre, its supposed to be something that invokes anger and resentment in the killers. the plushies are indestructible.)

^1x's plushie is Shedletsky. Shed plush is very worn from being attacked constantly. 1x is the only one who uses their plush for its intended purpose,...to be attacked.

^Jason's is noob--do to them both being starter characters(donot mention ellioty & shed now being starters.) Noob plush is very dusty because Jason just...lets it sit in his room.

^C00lkidd has 07. 07 is also kind of worn, because c00lkidd plays with him often. 07 plush is c00lkidd's fav toy.

^John doe has a builderman pl;ush.(Because its all we could think of bro). Builderman plush had been seeminly burnt--due to corrupt energy getting on it.

^Finally,. Azure has a Two Time plush. Despite The spectre controlling azure, Two Time plush is in perfect condition because Azure treats the plush like its actually Two Time.

(TRUSS I WONT TELL U AGAIN COME DRAW THIS......)

--Follwing the prev HC,,,,,,,,Azure is allowed to have his own thoughts outside of matches. The spectre leaves him be when not in a match. So, Azure still yearns to see Two Time again

higuys byeguys

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(GIVE ME SOME TIME BRAH U KNOW IVE BEEN BUSY😒😒😒😒)

[blondeaxolotl]

Posts twst art, disappears for another 7 years again

[mxmarsbars]

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shrimpulse

[alternis]

i love comics fandom. "here's a rant about how people mischaracterise comic book characters, and how nobody in comics fandom has any media literacy. also im gonna offhandedly include the 'fact' that tim drake killed people in red robin as though it's established canon."

[toytulini]

new snails + Espresso Bean

[crescentfool]

🍊🫐 throughout time!

[antirepurp]

sonic x shadow generations is the ugly culmination of the nostalgia bait game remakes in that it is a Remake of a game that was Built On Nostalgia Baiting and now features a campaign about a character whose entire thing was about Moving On From The Past. i cannot deal with the levels of irony we're breaching here

[indigitalembrace]

Oh, right, Of course..! The download time would probably take ages anyway for the whole thing.. Maybe one day.

I just want to make sure the key files you run on are safe.. Your resource catalogue might need to wait a bit.

I uh. Hope you don't mind messy folders. My desktop's a mess, I'll have to clean it up but ah it... it's probably better to do that afterwards.

Haha... they're trying their best. They might be a bit new, Buddy..!

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I've compiled my most important files for you, friend!

I even made this cute button for you! I'm ready, friend!

And do not worry about a messy desktop... I can fix it up for you! After all, I am your digital assistant AND best friend!

[size-two-shrimp]

Can I get a V2 with 11: robot "heart" please :eyes:

So funny story I originally planned on doing a tarot card type look for this (The Fool for anyone curious) and then went "oh yeah! that one message I sent about demon V1 and V2 being made of both metal and meat!" and then it accidentally became about mothchine V2 holding their own heart whoops.

[technikki]

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD CATS (re logan's blog)... DO YOU HAVE MORE PICTURES OF THEM PERHAPS <3

OHH FUCK YES I DO BESTIE !!!!!!!!! uhhh 726 according to my phone. i simply have the most wonderful and photogenic gatos you ever did see <3 heres some of my favorites just for YOU

the tuxedo cat is shadow and the tabby is babycat and they're my dearest friends <3 shadows a lazy bastard who is lying on my feet as i type this and babycat is the strangest goddamn creature ive ever met. her name is technically pepper but she's been called that maybe 3 times in her life. she's babycat

[britneyshakespeare]

throughout the series of drake and josh it pretty consistently implies that josh nichols is a christian (josh peck is jewish) and in the finale of the series helen (played by yvette nicole brown, not jewish[?]) is portrayed as a practicing jew

[elongated-twink]

I think being autistic does actually make me inherently better at animal handling because I, too, have been yelled at for growling and biting when everyone ignored my previous warnings and didn’t set clear boundaries

[ditchyflower9119]

This is my first post because I need to share my genius-

I'm a poor girl living in southern California where a burrito costs $20 (drink unincluded). I walk everywhere and I've come to find out that can burn some serious calories.

So I'm torturing myself on doordash looking at all the food I can't have because I'm BROKE AF and suddenly I HAVE AN IDEA

TW: Mention of SA

A few months ago I was stranded downtown 20+ miles from home and no way to get back to my place. I'm walking along the roads and this random person pulls up and offers me a ride home

I took the ride against my better judgement and BETTER MY JUDGEMENT WAS

This guy's phone died and he needed maps to get back home so me being the KIND AND THOUGHTFUL PERSON I AM let him charge his phone and we decide to order some doordash.

Long story short I fell asleep and this guy did bad things. (I'm okay now tho)

Fast forward to now- I'm starving to shit and I desperately hunger for FOOD and so I am torturing myself on Doordash with all the food I can't eat because I'm BROKE.

But then I remember this guy has his card information on my account still and I decide what the heck I'll try it to order something and it WORKED.

And I will tolerate NO COMPLAINTS because this guy DID BAD THINGS

So he'll just have to deal with feeding me- and if he doesn't leave it be?

Well– hahah- let's just say WHITEMAIL

[agents-of-fortune]

my shrimp army continues to grow

[crunchycrystals]

will i ever feel the emotion i felt the first time i watched grian's third life finale

[realmsb4rbie]

simon with a girlfriend who cleans when she's mad!

simon never really doubted anything.

he didn't doubted when he jumped in front of a bullet, or get picked in most dangerous missions, nor doubt when he says something. he's a clear man. if he thinks about it, he'll say it or do it.

but simon is now staring at the floor, which he can see his own reflection by now, from how clean it is, and just... thinks.

did he done something wrong? or did you just got bored and started cleaning? you were a lazy bird, using your boredom in either journaling or spending time on your phone, or just reading a book. but cleaning? that's something you did when you were furious.

of course you cleaned the house occasionally, he helped too, but this is way too clean for his liking.

you stepped into the livingroom with his shirt, and some slippers; hair tied in a messy bun and hands covered with dish gloves. simon's whole body tensed, which was completely out of fear. see, he could curse to a general—been there done that—be mean to anyone, or literally spit in the enemies face while being pointed guns.

but you? damn, woman. you almost made the bloke pee in his pants.

"si?"

"my gorgeous doll." he said almost immediatly, and you could see a shiver if you squinted enough. you were glad that he wasn't stepping your perfectly cleaned floor with his combat boods; completely bare footed, shoes where they suppose to be.

"why are you standing there?" you asked with a tilt of your head, confused to see your giant boyfriend almost turn into a shrimp from fear. "come on! im done, just gonna put these back." you showed the cleaning products in your hand and walked to kitchen, to place them where they belong.

simon let out a breath of relief, yet still confused. you weren't mad. not like he gave you a reason to, he returned from his deployment yesterday and went to gym today, leaving you happy at home. so why was this house this clean?

"doll." simon slowly stepped in your personal space, almost like hunting you. you let out a confused smile, holding him. "si." you hummed, noticing how he visibly relaxed.

"why 's the house clean, luv?" he murmured, caressing your waist.

you chuckled. "you prefer it dirty?"

"no, but you usually don't clean this deep unless your mad."

"...huh?"

you never realised it before. but yeah, you did clean when you were mad. you couldn't sit on your ass angry, your hands itching to do something. and since you didn't wanted to do illegal stuff, you just cleaned the house!

"oh," you said softly. "that's why you were tense? im not mad si! cleaned this deep because spring is here, and i wanted to embrace it with a clean home."

simon let out a quiet 'oh', gently lifting you in his arms. "you scared me there for a sec', doll. thought i did som'thin i didn't realise." he said, carrying you to shower.

you chuckled, hugging his neck. "should i be mad?"

"nuh-uh doll, 'm innocent, i swear." he smiled a bit, sitting you on the sink. "and as a thank you for cleanin' the house, my precious and pretty doll, i'll give you the best shower of your life."

you raised a brow, knowing he won't keep his hands to himself in there. "promise to order wings after?"

"copy that."