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#SO SORRY i went a little unhinged there whoops
bizarrescribblez · 10 months
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👯‍♂️, 💘, and 💞? Give us the deets :3
AAAAAAA HI RUBY IM SO. LATE TO ANSWERING THESE OHMYGOSH 😭 I’ve had a few busy mornings so I’ve been tired and end up forgetting I had these BUT NOW I WILL FINALLY ANSWER AND TYSM FOR SENDING 🥺💗
👯‍♂️: What canon character are you most similar to?
I feel like to anybody who has watched the show this answer might be very obvious, but I feel like I’m a lot like Toki! :) ofc because of his optimistic attitude and his whimsical nature, but he also tends to say the most out of pocket shit ever and I’ve been caught by friends doing the same thing too IFJSN SO I’D SAY WE’RE VERY SIMILAR and to anybody who’s never seen him here he is!! My best friend!! We collect plushies together!!
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💘: Why would people love your ship? Why would people dislike your ship? How might it start debates?
Omg you know well people would dislike my ships because it would get in the way of their ships JDBSJSNSN THE FANDOM FIGHTS WOULD BE SO CRAZY. I think mainly with my ship with Skwisgaar that fans would be annoyed that his trait of being the “sex god” would be gone once we’re together. Same with Nathan expect fans (mainly the older ones) would be mad Nathan would be more softer/domestic like once we get together. I CAN SERIOUSLY GO OFF ABOUT IT but those are my main points. Although I think my ship with Murderface would prob have the most love since it’d give him more development @ his insecurities/how he views himself..
💞: Aside from with your f/o, who else would you commonly be shipped with? Why?
Omg the way these technically are all side ships/established canon ex relationships in my head but it’s too embarrasing to get into BUT. The drama factor of all of these is insane. Ofc Seth. Rolls my eyes. HE’S AN F/O but people would ship it for that good old ‘lovers to enemies to what is their deal’ type beat to it! And ofc theres dethklok minute host (the name i gave him is marc tackett in case you’re confused why i call him marc) with the drama of one sided love (the love is on his end poor guy..) and ofc theres Rikki Kixx and Twinkletits.. I just think they are cutie patooties and people would be intrigued by the mystery of our romance tbh since for Rikki he’s only in one episode and with Twinkletits there would be a lot of awkward silence in scenes with us in the same room OK IM DONE RAMBLING HERES WHAT THESE GOOBS LOOK LIKE cuz i love showing the boys off 😔
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oh yeah i feel like people would also ship me with knubbler too since I feel like we’d have a lot of side plot moments together and he helps me a lot with recording and such JFJDJD plus it makes sense since he is blonde like skwisgaar (and marc but he’s totally bleached blonde).. can i get five more of these little blonde bitches..
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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year
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Darling, You Killed Me
Relationship: rock god!Thor x college!male reader (eventual CEO!Carol Danvers x reader teased)
Words: ~4.6 k
Summary: Meeting your celebrity crush goes much better than you had planned.
Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content (m/m sex, m receiving blowjob, protected anal sex, maybe unrealistic size kink, multiple orgasms, feminization, minor degradation), male reader, tall reader, athletic reader, age gap, meet cute, SMUT! 18+ ONLY!!
A/N: It’s pride y’all! This month I’m gonna be doing my best to celebrate all my fave queer couples and also introduce you guys to some new ones! And we are starting things out with perhaps the biggest bang possible by introducing you guys to rockstar Thor and all the goodness that comes with it.
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“”Wait, Yel!” You laughed a little louder than you normally would when the tiny blonde kept dragging you further forward through the crowd, still feeling a pleasant buzz from all the alcohol you had to drink before you arrived at the concert venue. “We’re missing Kate. And Wanda and Pietro.”
“They’re already at the front with Peter and Shawn.” Yelena squeezed your hand and grinned at you over her shoulder as she kept pulling you after her. “C’mon, spike. What good is having a giant for a friend if you don’t use your height to make people move out of my way?”
“Excuse me for being polite… sorry!” You shrugged uncomfortably when you bumped someone with your elbow, waving when you finally saw Kate bouncing on her toes with the rest of your group right by the stage. “Everyone is gonna hate me for blocking the view.”
“They’ll get over it.” She jumped to kiss you on the cheek then gave Kate a hug. “I’m so bummed Johnny couldn’t come but this is fucking amazing. Maybe we’ll get some spit on us.”
“You’re so weird.” Peter shook his head and beamed at Yelena as he leaned on Wanda’s shoulder. “But I’d let Fandral step on me, so what do I know?”
Everyone started to ramp up to debate who the hottest member of Aesir was, but then the stadium lights went down and the spotlights illuminated the stage and the crowd seemed to hold its breath.
Smoke filled the stage and a single, mournful note from a guitar wavered through the air at the same time the deep throb of a bass drum’s beat began and the crowd went fucking insane. Yel basically climbed you until her legs were wrapped around your waist and she was screaming in your ear when the shadows of five people appeared through the fog. Not that you minded, since you were whooping right along with her.
The guitar started to speed up and everyone got even louder when they recognized the opening notes of “Darling, You Killed Me.” Flashing lights lit up Sif first on the drums, a grin on her face as she spun her sticks through her fingers and winked at the crowd then started drilling out a heavy rhythm that you could feel in your chest. Next was Volstagg on bass, his thick red hair kept away from his face in a braid that swayed with his movements as he started plucking out a rhythm. Then came Hogun on keys, a soaring melody washing over everyone when he began to play. After Hogun, Fandral was illuminated, flicking a blonde curl out of his eyes with a toss of his head and beaming wickedly at the frenzied masses as he gave them a thoroughly dramatic strum of his guitar.
And then, finally, a trio of golden spotlights focused on the lonely mic in the middle of the stage and a sweet, low voice greeted the crowd as the god of a front runner for maybe the biggest band in the world was revealed to the crowd.
“Well, hello there New York. I’m Thor and this is Aesir. How are you all doing tonight?”
Judging from the absolutely wild and unhinged shrieks that filled the air, along with what you were pretty sure were several pairs of panties and a few bras, the answer to that question was insane and horny.
But who could blame them? Every single member of the band was like a god, mysterious and otherworldly and charming in all their leather and metal, with intricate braids in their hair and tattoos covering their skin. Just the chance to touch one of their boots had the throng of fans behind you pressing you into the stage until Yelena and Pietro gave them a pair of intimidating looks.
As gorgeous and unattainable as the rest of the band was, the main object of everyone’s attention and obsession was definitely the massive, built, gorgeous lead singer and guitarist, Thor. He was the only thing you could look at, that deep voice making you shiver and your dick get half hard every time his eyes seemed to focus on you.
Which was such a weird thought. He couldn’t see you. He couldn’t see anything with all those lights on him. You were just way too drunk and maybe a little moony from being this close to your biggest celebrity crush.
All through the rest of the show you just kept watching him, smiling like a goddamn lunatic until your cheeks ached. It was probably… no, it was definitely the best night of your life, with all of your friends who seem to be just as giddy as you. You all were smiling and shouting nonsense at each other that none of you could hear over the music and the screaming crowd until the lingering notes of the last song died out and the arena lights came back up.
“Holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit…” you were starting to freak out as you and your friends made your way backstage, squeezing Yel and Kates’ hands while they dragged you along and giving Shawn a nervous grin when the bodyguard unclipped the velvet rope and let your group past. “I’m gonna fucking throw up.”
“You’re not allowed to throw up unless it’s all over a rock god’s dick, spike.” Kate laughed when you spluttered as your face got unbearably warm. “Just enjoy yourself, make some memories to tide you over when you have to go back to writing your damn thesis on Monday.”
You shrugged uncomfortably but couldn’t say anything because all of a sudden they were there. More specifically, HE was there.
It felt like your tongue was too big for your mouth and your jaw was about to hit the floor as you just stood there dumbfounded while you watched the most famous people you’d ever seen in your life greet Yelena and ask about her sister like it was no big deal. You must’ve looked like a moron with your mouth hanging open, not even managing to get yourself even a little bit under control by the time Yel started to introduce everyone, you barely even registered it when she said your name.
“You’re lucky you even got to see him.” Yelena was still talking about you, but all you could focus on was the way Thor’s eyes were practically boring into yours before you dropped your gaze to the floor with a nervous titter. “Always so busy with grad school or volleyball practice, had to drag him here tonight.”
“Well we’re so happy you managed.” There was a very large hand pressed to the wall beside your face all of a sudden and it made your breath catch, just barely peeking through your lashes and trying not squeak when those same intense blue eyes were fixed on your face. “I would have been very disappointed if I hadn’t gotten to see your pretty friend, Belova. What do you want to drink, pretty boy?”
“Hmm?” Was he talking to you? Holy shit, he was… what was happening? “Um, beer is fine.”
“Beer it is.” Thor grabbed a newly filled cup out of Volstagg’s hand and ignored the bassist’s offended grunt as he handed it to you. “You’re quite tall.”
“Yeah…” you decided to stare at the bottom of your cup while you chugged its contents to try to settle your nerves, only vaguely aware of the conversation the rest of the group was having when Pietro let out a boisterous laugh.
“Did little Yelena tell you that I have always been particularly fond of tall boys?” The feeling of his fingers gripping your chin and tilting your face up until your eyes were level with his was making you practically vibrate.
“Nu-uh.” Words seemed to escape you at the moment when you saw his gaze drop to your mouth and licked his lips almost obscenely. You also may have dropped your cup.
“Well I do.” Oh shit, his thumb was tracing over your bottom lip and this could not be happening. “You wanna get out of here?”
“Yes! Yes he does!” Yelena and Kate almost tripped over each other when they rushed towards you and tried to shove you into your jacket before you could even think, beaming between you and the rockstar while your mouth worked silently and your eyes bugged out of your head. “Yes you do.”
All you could do was nod enthusiastically then almost swallow your tongue when Thor wrapped his massive arm around your shoulders and started guiding you towards the door, giving your friends a terrified look over your shoulder while they just gave you thumbs up then went back to talking to the rest of the band. Before you even knew what was happening you were outside waiting for the car to show up and looking at Thor with huge eyes as you struggled to come up with something to say.
You didn’t know what the fuck had come over you. You hadn’t even said a full sentence to the man and you were about to get into a towncar with him and let him fuck you… you didn’t even know where you were going. Oh, his home, he just told the driver to take him home, Jesus Christ. Good thing there was a minibar in the back, you needed something to settle yourself down so you could hopefully enjoy what was about to happen to you.
As soon as you had downed and tossed your second mini bottle of tequila his hand was loosely gripping your neck and he was pulling you towards him, his lips finding your ear and sucking on it while you just let out a truly pathetic sounding whimper as you gripped his shoulders. His breath was warm against your neck and the hand that wasn’t wrapped around your throat was insistent on your waist while he pressed your body against the passenger side door. He smelled like cigarette smoke and leather and clean sweat and you had never been more aroused in your entire life.
“You are so sweet for such a big boy.” He licked your jaw and purred when you flung one of your legs over his lap. “You ever sucked a god’s dick before, love?”
This was going to be the death of you. You were ready to sink to the floor right away and bury your face in his crotch while you humped his boot before choking on what you were sure was going to be the most magnificent cock you’d ever seen in your life. The opportunities for you to suck dick were few and far between. Every single date you had saw how big you were and just started calling you daddy and slobbering all over you. It wasn’t fair, you loved sucking cock.
Of course, if this was going to be your only chance to get in bed with a rock god, you were gonna make the absolute most of the opportunity.
“No.” You wound your arms around his neck and batted your eyelashes as you gave a lewd roll of your hips, feeling flushed from the alcohol and especially bold when he growled at you. “And I’m not gonna tonight unless you ask me real nice.”
He froze, blinking slowly as he stared at you and making you feel slightly panicky when he still didn’t say anything while you chewed on your lip. And then he laughed, a beautiful, warm, booming laugh that made him toss his head back and pull you closer while he squeezed your waist. That thunderous sound made you feel so fucking giddy you almost giggled when you buried your face in his neck, at least until he gripped your hair tight and yanked your head back so he could look you in the eyes.
“You sneaky little minx.” Thor grinned when you gasped as he smacked your ass, tutting when you tried to grind into his lap and pouted at him. “Made me think you were so sweet and shy and pliant. I’m gonna have so much fun with you.”
“Maybe, maybe not.” You groaned when he bit your bottom lip and squirmed when you felt more blood rush to your dick. “You have to be sweet first.”
“Do I now?” Thor grabbed your ass again and jiggled it, growling while he bit along your jaw and licked your throat. “I usually save that for after.”
“Hmm, well I want it now.” The limo came to a stop and you kissed the tip of his nose before climbing out, groaning when his massive hand wrapped around your throat from behind and hit your ear. “Just say please, and maybe I’ll let you feel how tight I am.”
“Brat.” He laughed and swatted your ass again, shoving you into the elevator and beaming at you as he ran a hand through his golden hair. “Alright… please get on your fucking knees and suck my cock like a good boy.”
His voice had somehow gotten even lower and it made you shiver. Without even bothering to check in there were cameras you sank to your knees right in front of him and rubbed your cheek over his incredible bulge that held the promise of something truly monstrous. You were already drooling, your own cock throbbing and leaking as you undid his jeans as you kept looking up into his eyes. It was short work, his zipper coming down in a flash and then your hand reaching in and wrapping around him and…
“Jesus fucking Christ.” Yep, monstrous. “Fuck me.”
“Later.” Thor growled and grabbed the base of the flan python he had been hiding, slapping it against your cheeks until you opened your mouth wide and let him slide between your lips. “I told you to suck like a good boy.”
He didn’t have to tell you twice, your tongue swirling around his velvety head while you hollowed your cheeks and used your hand to stroke his shaft. It was, without a doubt, the biggest dick you had ever had in your mouth. This was confirmed by the ache in your jaw and the way you gagged messily when he shoved his tip down your throat.
Thor hit the brake on the elevator so he could truly enjoy the sight of you on your knees, leaning on the wall and grinning down at you while you slobbered all over him. He groaned when you swallowed around him, reaching down with a deep chuckle and wrapping his hand around your throat so he could squeeze his cock even tighter. The feeling was absolute heaven, it was everything you needed. Your eyes fluttered closed when his hips met your face, your body going lax at the feeling of being used so thoroughly and completely.
“That’s fucking it.” Thor shoved you against the wall and braced his thick thighs on either side of your head, his fingers burying themselves in your hair so he could keep you in place while he fucked your throat in deep, slow strokes. “Oh, you love this shit, don’t you? Mouth off like a fucking brat and then turn into a dumb little baby as soon as you have a dick in your mouth. Bet you wish you could get shut up with cock all the time, don’t you pretty boy?”
As much as you tried to nod, you could barely move your head, not with him holding you tight and his massive cock filling your throat. So you just whined around him, drool dripping down your chin in thin strings and staining your shirt. It was getting harder to breathe, both from the enormous blockage of your airway and from the heady pleasure of finally getting what you so desperately needed.
“Ah, stay with me!” You started when he smacked your face, your cheeks heating up when he laughed richly at your eyelashes fluttering as he started moving just a little bit faster. “You don’t get to pass out yet, love. Now, swallow.”
That was the only warning you had before he was swelling in your mouth and then exploding down your throat. You swallowed as fast as you could, gagging and slurping and moaning while you struggled to suck down every thick and sticky drop he was giving you. It was impossible, though, there was so much. Thor chuckled when it leaked out of your lips around the base of his cock, mixing with your drool in a creamy mess that dripped onto the floor when he started the lift again.
When the doors opened you only had a moment to appreciate the beautiful penthouse apartment before he was dragging you to your feet and kissing you all over again. Your limbs felt too long for this, gangly and awkward when he should just be scooping you up in his arms. But he didn’t seem to mind, squeezing your waist and licking into your mouth while you whined with need.
“Please…” You whimpered when he shoved you into the bedroom and gave you a hickey on your jaw, licking your lips as his hands slipped under the edge of your shirt and touched your bare skin. “I want…”
“Begging like a little slut after giving me so much lip.” Thor nipped at your chin playfully before shoving you back, pushing his hair out of his eyes and strutting over to the bar cart on the other side of the room. “Now it’s your turn to be sweet. Strip for me.”
You opened your mouth to argue but something in the way he looked at you had you snapping your jaw closed again. He just shrugged when you narrowed your eyes, pouring himself a glass of vodka and looking at you expectantly while he leaned on the wall. If he wanted a show, you could give him a show.
Thor watched you pull your cum stained shirt over your head slowly, his eyes widening just slightly once your lean torso was revealed to him. It’s not like you didn’t know how you looked. You were an athlete, you spent a lot of time lifting weights and stretching and you were proud of your body. Especially now when the rock god of your dreams was watching you like he wanted to eat you. For just a second you thought about waiting to take off everything until he begged to see all of you, but you could still taste his cum at the back of your throat, and that blow job had gotten you all kinds of worked up.
Your cock smacked wetly against your abs when you’d removed your jeans and boxer briefs in one smooth motion, kicking them away so you were standing there completely bare while his eyes drank you in. His teeth dragged over his bottom lip while you just teased the head of your cock with your fingertips, his throat working visibly when he swallowed another mouthful of vodka before he growled at you in a husky voice.
“There’s lube in the bedside table.” He started sipping his drink again when you opened the drawer and gasped at the toys that greeted you. “Ah, those are for later. Put that ass in the air and open yourself up for me.”
“Fine.” You poured a little when you got on all fours on the bed, resting your cheek against the cool comforter and spreading your legs so your rock god could see your tight little hole winking at him as you spread the firm cheeks of your ass. “But I don’t like a lot of prep.”
That made him growl, the noise sending a vibration through your body even from across the room as you smeared lube all over your fingers. When your first finger slipped inside of your tiny asshole you couldn’t help but whine, slowly swirling it around and plunging it in and out while you did your best to make slutty noises. You could tell they were working, could hear his breath getting faster and heavier as you stretched your hole. The second finger made you gasp, a shiver running up your spine as you scissored yourself open as you heard the sounds of Thor getting undressed behind you.
“That’s enough. God, you really are a dangerous little minx.” Thor smacked your ass once before pressing kisses along your spine, reaching to grab a condom and rolling it over his length while you panted underneath him. “Gonna turn you inside out, boy.”
“No… just a sec.” You sat up and shoved him back, giggling when he gave you a look full of indignation at you pushing him away. “I wanna ride that fucking monster. Lemme feel it in my throat, please.”
“Fuck… dangerous.” His grin was splitting his face in half when he flopped back on the bed, a rich laugh shaking his chest when you scrambled on top of him and straddled his waist. “You’re a fucking show off. Alright, lemme see you work that boy pussy, love.”
Him calling your asshole your pussy had you clenching so hard you were worried all your prep might have been in vain, not that that was going to stop you. You looked into his sharp blue eyes as you reached behind you to grip his thick cock, your entire body shivering when you lined him up and started to slowly sink down on him. Just the tip had you practically seeing stars, a choked off sob escaping from you without your permission as you circled your hips to get used to the stretch. An inch at a time, you made sure to keep breathing deeply, scowling at him when he slapped you and told you to hurry it the fuck up as he didn’t have all night with everything he wanted to do to you.
“Son of a… motherfucker.” You had to bite your lip to keep from screaming when your ass finally nestled into the dip of his hips, your thighs trembling around his waist while he just looked up at yiu with a pleased smirk on his face.
“Look at you taking all of me, and with just two fingers’ prep.” Thor snapped his hips up and chuckled when you let out a gasp. “C’mon love, work that little cunt like the slut I know you are. You begged for this, now fucking take it.”
You might have called him an asshole, since he did give you ass a rather vicious slap, but you started moving. This… this was exactly what you wanted. He was hitting you right where you needed as you ride him, a sultry moan leaving your lips as you started to find a rhythm that made your eyes flutter. Before you knew it you were riding him in earnest, bouncing up and down on his cock wildly and tossing your head back so you could pant and whine as you braced your hands on his thighs. Your own cock was bouncing too, leaning pearly rivers of precum all over his abs that looked like they were sculpted from golden marble.
When his fist wrapped around your dick you screamed, shaking when your cum exploded out of you without warning and hit him in the face. You wanted to splutter out an apology but then he was sitting up and all you could do was squeal, gasping when he kissed you obscenely and made you taste yourself on his tongue.
“Messy fucking boy, knew you were a little slut.” You never thought you would love being called a whore and having your asshole called a pussy while you were full of dick, but here you were. Maybe it was because he had suck a warm smile on his face while he said everything. “We’re not even close to being done, love.”
“Yes… shit!” You cried out when his hands gripped your waist and he started moving you his own damn self, wrapping your arms around his thick neck and clenching your teeth as his cock completely rearranged your guts in the most delicious way. “Fuck my little pussy, make me fucking take it.”
“Yeah, there’s my dirty boy.” Thor sucked on your neck when you sobbed for him, groaning when he felt your dick getting hard as it rubbed against his stomach. “Gonna ruin you for anyone else, may just have to keep you as my slutty little pet, would you like that?”
“Yeah… mmhm.” You hiccuped when he licked your throat, your breath getting punched out of your lungs each time his thighs smacked against the curve of your ass. “Wanna be fucked all the time.”
“Know you do, baby, I’d take such good care of you.” He slapped your ass and nipped at your collarbone. “Make you so fucking stupid, just my dumb little baby.”
He kept talking like that, driving your body up and down on his cock like it took no effort at all even as you were covered in sweat. You weren’t sure how much time had passed, but pressure started building in your balls and in your core and as soon as he told you to come you were doing it with a bitten off yelp. Thor grinned when it happened, kissing you again and shoving his tongue down your throat while your brain went to some sweet, fluffy place that you found you enjoyed very much.
Then you were on your back, somehow. You didn’t totally remember how you got there but when you looked up your rock god was leaning over you and grunting while he slammed his cock into your sensitive little hole, and that was a sight and sound you found you enjoyed very much. It was disappointing that I find that you didn’t have the strength to wrap your legs around his waist like you wanted, but he didn’t seem to mind and you were still getting the life fucked out of you so it only bothered you for a minute.
“Greedy fucking boy, what’s that, three?” Thor chuckled when a thin drool of cum leaked from the tip of your cock when you came again unbidden, groaning when you squeezed him even tighter and made his eyes roll back. “Yeah, Jesus fuck you’re good. Such a pretty little slut. Fuck, I can’t wIt to fuck yiu raw? Bet you love being full of cum.” He barked out a laugh when you nodded eagerly. “Knew it. Bet you’ll let me take whatever I want whenever I want, pretty thing. Oh my fucking god, this little pussy is so fucking tight. Shit… ah, fuck!”
Thor leaned down and bit your neck when he throbbed inside you, grunting while his hips stuttered against your ass and he filled the condom. You couldn’t take it anymore, the pleasure of having been used so thoroughly sending you to nirvana as you wailed and your poor cock twitched feebly against your abs while you blacked out. He kissed you when you just mumbled stupidly while your eyes rolled in your head, making sure he was very careful when he pulled out so he didn’t overwhelm you.
“That’s it, what a good boy.” Thor smiled when you purred in response and stretched your whole body, a look of absolute bliss on your face while you gave him a sloppy grin before he headed to the bathroom to fill the tub. “Oh yeah, think I’m definitely gonna have to keep you around. May even introduce you to Carol when she’s back in town.”
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guild-snail · 1 year
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ASURA APPRECIATION WEEK 2023
DAY 1: OC TALK!
Hello Hi yes i am late to the party whoops playin catch up
ANYWAY!! Introducing my current main horrible rat:
DR NHIMM
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FUN QUICK FACTS!
Nhimm alledgedly holds a double degree. In what? Good question!
Went from Inquest Employee of the month to in the top 10 Inquest most wanted with one weird trick!
Way too invested in his necromancy research, would rather die than hand it over (but he also doesn't want to die)
Had to go to a human dentist after a run in with the inquest, ended up with perfectly straight freakish teeth for an asura
Slicks back his hair to look more 'professional' but really has an unruly tangle of hair (the humidity in Maguuma does not help)
unhinged little he/they
Link to Current Spotify playlist for character themes and vibes (X)
And finally longer more detailed writing under the cut with some more scribbles o/
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"Nhimm is questionably a Dr at best, and at worst is an unethical maniac, willing to sell anyone out to further his own research. He started out starry eyed as a young Medic within the Inquest out to save lives and help people, but too many close calls with death left him with questions about the mortal world of flesh that normal science couldn't provide answers to. Time turned him jaded and cynical, the cycle of life, death and resurrection his play things. He'll experiement on you! He'll experiment on your dog! He'll experiment on himself if it furthers his understanding of necromancy. Nhimm is quite lazy in nature most of the time, everything an effort unless his interest in engaged, sleazy and loose with his morals and work ethic, he wasn't the model employee but for what he lacked in efficiency he made up for in slap dash sparks of brilliance. Despite the extensive monetary support from the Inquest for his research, Nhimm longed and craved the freedom to do whatever he wanted without constant progress reviews and eyes watching his back. So he decided to quit, absconding with all of his dark research and the entirety of the funds allocated to him by the Inquest. Now setting up research facilities, freelancing here and there as a medic Nhimm is perpetually on the run from the Inquest, which while troublesome for him at least has kept life interesting. Most likely to be found around the outskirts of Rata Sum, or hiding out somewhere in the winding alleyways of Lion's Arch"
TLDR: nasty rat 2 edgy 5 me lmao
(Yall might remember him as one of those asura designs i did years ago, well suprise i decided to keep him and he worm his horrible little way into my heart lmao. Also i end up playin wvw on him quite alot so i am so sorry to whoever has run into me on there lmao)
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thank for read the end
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missyourflight · 11 months
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hello coming directly from your ao3 comments to your inbox to continue being unhinged your world building in space persuasion was sooo good, and i would love love to hear about the space media that inspired you! i also thought you translated SPACE so so well to F1, and i would love to hear just in general about how you went about making it feel so complete and real! and do you have favourite little details that didn't get a lot of airtime in the fic that you want to shine a light on to make me feel even more insane?
thank you kay!! 💖✨
i love love stories set in space - probably my favourite space film is sunshine (2007) but that is not really the vibe of space persuasion lol. i did make a lil visual inspo pinterest board which features the space casino from the last jedi, the hostesses from the fifth element, the casino de monte carlo and the blue lagoon in iceland (i saw a youtube video while i was warming up to write this fic and i was like, this needs more lake, and also someone take me to the spa pls). daniel's skiff is basically a lift from disney's treasure planet (i looked up some windsurfing terminology and i have Not retained it) and i watched the wachowski sisters' speed racer for some wacky races inspiration. the fleet is somewhere between battlestar galactica and star trek (don't worry about it). unfortunately the whole massive ramp/platform in the middle of the lake setup is heavily influenced by the triwizard tournament, because as loathsome as jkr is sometimes images from childhood stay with us! sticking the rest of this under a cut whoops
secret little details... the whole offscreen galex plot of them trying to pick up max's investigative slack in the background lol (and also they're in love). the annoying AI in daniel's room is my version of michael (sorry not sorry) and max's AI that kind of has his accent is supposed to be like a reminder of his mum (he also keeps the scrap of fabric from his mum's dress and his sister's bracelet with daniel's dogtags). i tried to somewhat mirror the structure of persuasion where there's the big incident at the centre of louisa's fall (daniel's crash in the fic) and then the back half of the story is about them coming back together.
when i write AUs i like to try and use related imagery so in the story there's like the three main strands of space stuff, casino/gambling stuff, and austen/period drama stuff, and all of it made me like unreasonably happy. my favourite space imagery is probably the stuff about comets - daniel remembering them watching comets together on the outpost and then thinking about getting to touch max every few years like a comet returning. favourite gambling image is probably daniel calling himself a bad bet, and also when he describes zak as a busted flush. so many self-indulgent austen references and half-references but a few i like are daniel telling alex he barely recognised max - shoutout wentworth describing anne as so altered he should not have known her again. any time daniel flexes his hand that's 2005 darcy. daniel lying down on the floor is johnny flynn knightley. daniel giving max the dogtags when the only thing he had to offer was himself/wentworth having nothing but himself to recommend him. and so on! daniel half-hoping when he touches max's hand at the gala a ref to the wentworth letter, half agony half hope etc, and then max's version of the letter as well obvs
also it's not austen without dancing imo so rule of three: when daniel bumps into max outside the spa they do an awkward shuffle-dance to get past each other; the actual gala where daniel asks max to dance but max thinks it's a joke; when they fuck and daniel thinks of it as a dance they've always known the steps to.
also i could have probably built up to a bit better but i like the lil bait and switch in the race where he thinks fernando's going to get him but actually it's jenson! and after he called him sweetheart and everything
lol thank you lovely kay for affording me the opportunity to go off about it!! 🪩
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Lmao the choreographer posted about the SMN issue on his story and even commented 👁👄👁 I wonder if we hear anything about it, any apologies hmmm.
Omg do you remember that one fan call from DV era when Hwa said someone hated his long hair??? He talked about it again and wtf, but he likes long hairstyles, so let's cheer! I'm so happy that Atiny reassured him. Whenever he says he's anxious to reveal his new hair because "Atiny like his black hair the most" I'm like "BABY BOY I'M TEAM ITCHY SCALP I SUPPORT ALL YOR DYEING ENDEAVOURS!"
Seonghwa content spam: Please I- ... I'M GONNA EAT HIM FIRST STOPPPP. DON'T MAKE ME CRI and this? Harvard business major/class clown Park Seonghwa
We also got fox Woo today, so I win, I love my Foxyoung agenda
Right so Hwa is a Want enthusiast, we need more of them, taste taste 💕
Ksidisusiagsjahayhaa right, I don't think we're escaping that house, we're gonna become ghosts together I think lmaooo
I watched all Twilight films for shits and giggles, but sometimes didn't even shit nor giggle cause??? Those TVD edits would make me feral if I was 17 again aisuaidgjahashgagaga. TB is an older show... bestie making me feel old once again, okaaaay
PLL started pretty well it was a different type of a teen show, but then went batshit crazy and I kinda admire them for being so unhinged, but also wanna murder them for wasting my time lol
Look at this!
THAT SPOILER WHAT AM I READING?!?!?!? Are you crazyyyyyyyyy Baek 😭😭😭😭 There's only O N E (1) TRUE PAIRING IN MY HEART AND YOU'RE NOT TAKING THEM AWAY FROM ME 🔫🔫🔫🔫. No but I really liked that lil snippet, angst and witchiness alright 💔
I like darker Sunmi a loooot, though I actually enjoyed all of her recent comebacks, she suits all concepts. I think some Dreamcatcher songs may fit miss villain Y/N, but I would have to dig. And how about Monster by Irene & Seulgi? Does Y/N consider herself a little monster? Alsooooo, I hope THIS villain never dies <333
Korean shows continue with their wacky ass camera angles and shitty sound, like HOW HARD IT IS TO DO THINGS PROPERLY. The way they ushered some groups off the stage and played pre-recorded version yet gave BTS so much time... I see. Like no hate to BTS, but it surely felt like a show for them and Armys...
Aaannnnnd my friend's friend might have fallen for Kai actually, whoops I'm so sorry girl 🤭
Lmaooooo the jealous is sick for real 😭
Confession: I have purchased some Mingi photocards so there's that... - DV 💖
hi hello!!!!
Lmao the choreographer posted about the SMN issue on his story and even commented 👁👄👁 I wonder if we hear anything about it, any apologies hmmm.
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the choreographer posted more 👁👁 the way all the threads are being deleted after the choreographer spoke up <3 love to see it,,, wooyoung really said be humbled 😭😭 VATA LOOKED AT IT SO HE BETTER BE APOLOGIZING FHDHFB and bbt
screams wooyoung etl era but in a culinary school <3
Omg do you remember that one fan call from DV era when Hwa said someone hated his long hair??? He talked about it again and wtf, but he likes long hairstyles, so let's cheer! I'm so happy that Atiny reassured him. Whenever he says he's anxious to reveal his new hair because "Atiny like his black hair the most" I'm like "BABY BOY I'M TEAM ITCHY SCALP I SUPPORT ALL YOR DYEING ENDEAVOURS!"
I DO!!!! MF HOW CAN U HATE BLACK HAIR AND LONG???? UNGRATEFUL COMEON 😭😭😭 so glad that atiny said other wise <3 besties deserved a another fan call for that <33 NO LITERALLY I GET THAT BLACK HAIR IS SUPERIOR BUT LIKE WHAT HE WANTED TO DYE IT A DIFFERENT COLOUR 😭😭😭🤚🏼 #TEAMITCHYSCALP
Seonghwa content spam: Please I- ... I'M GONNA EAT HIM FIRST STOPPPP. DON'T MAKE ME CRI and this? Harvard business major/class clown Park Seonghwa //// We also got fox Woo today, so I win, I love my Foxyoung agenda
oh that harvard one makes me want to write a uni au for him so bad 😩 he goes to harvard and so does the yn but his reputation is like why’s he at this big of a school but his grades say otherwise 🔫🔫 WOOYOUNG’S RED HAIR IS SUCH A GOOD DECISION WHOEVER DID THAT THEIR BANK 📈📈📈 foxyoung ayo, furry?
Right so Hwa is a Want enthusiast, we need more of them, taste taste 💕
PARK SEONGHWA IN A RED SUIT PERFORMING WANT BEST FRIEND WE WILL PASS AWAY FHQNDHWKHDQKDHKQ
Ksidisusiagsjahayhaa right, I don't think we're escaping that house, we're gonna become ghosts together I think lmaooo
LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 if he’s a ghost with u, stuck with u i think u won at life
I watched all Twilight films for shits and giggles, but sometimes didn't even shit nor giggle cause??? Those TVD edits would make me feral if I was 17 again aisuaidgjahashgagaga. TB is an older show... bestie making me feel old once again, okaaaay
DHDNDBDBDN TWILIGHT IS A GUILTY PLEASURE but some concepts?????? MAN WHEN IN THE FIRST MOVIE HE KEPT COVERING HIS NOSE BC SHE SMELT I WOULDVE MOVED SCHOOLS CHANGED NAMES BC THATS SO EMBARRASSING I WOILD NOT COME TO SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY 😭😭😭 jBDWNDBSN THE TB EP’S QUALITY REALLY GOT ME 📈📉📈📉📈
PLL started pretty well it was a different type of a teen show, but then went batshit crazy and I kinda admire them for being so unhinged, but also wanna murder them for wasting my time lol
i feel like it started well but they kept milking the plot and it turned out unhinged fbfbf LMFAOOOO DBANBDKW it was hard to find unhinged shows, but miss alex russo from wizards was my definition of unhinged <3 i have to tell u this but i wqs just listening to a podcast while answering this and they mentioned TB in it AND THERES A MIND READING IN IT???
Look at this!
STOPPPP I WAS HOPIMG SOMEONE WOULD PUT THEM TOGETHER I WAS GONMA MAKE AN RDIT WITH TAEMIN KAI KEY TAEYEON AND SEULGI BC THEYD FIT SO WELL THE EVIL 🤌🏼🤌🏼😮‍💨 GODBLESS THIS PERSON FOR CREATING ART
THAT SPOILER WHAT AM I READING?!?!?!? Are you crazyyyyyyyyy Baek 😭😭😭😭 There's only O N E (1) TRUE PAIRING IN MY HEART AND YOU'RE NOT TAKING THEM AWAY FROM ME 🔫🔫🔫🔫. No but I really liked that lil snippet, angst and witchiness alright 💔
HELLO FBWNDHVDKC <3 idk if u kNow bUT SEONGHWA DOES NOT LIKE Y/N 😭😭😭 ONE TRUE PAIRING WHO???? HONGJOONG FINALLY GETTING A CHANCE??? OR SAN CONFESSING <33 GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW BUT WE ARE CLOSE TOO,,, unfortunately if the ending is unhappy, some (main characters) might die <3 mIGHT,,, misss yn so witchy, bestie does magic and fights but is always somehow the bad guy <3 y/n’s what if taemin’s lore was a person was,,,
I like darker Sunmi a loooot, though I actually enjoyed all of her recent comebacks, she suits all concepts. I think some Dreamcatcher songs may fit miss villain Y/N, but I would have to dig. And how about Monster by Irene & Seulgi? Does Y/N consider herself a little monster? Alsooooo, I hope THIS villain never dies <333
ive only heard a snip of her recent cb but it sounded really good! honourable mention but chungha’s dark concepts 🤌🏼🤌🏼😮‍💨 DREAMCATCHERS WONDERLAND FITS AND SIYEON’S VOICE ESP ENTRANCING AND PARADISE (this ones insane good omg) y/n is not exactly a monster but evil in a sense theres so much sadness and situations yn’s dealt as a young person that it grew it into y/n being separated from the rest of the civilians,,, hence the darker, secretive, magic-ey and harshness to the personality <3 kind of like lana del ray’s young snsd beautiful STOP THATS SUCH A GOOD SONG????? WHAAAT BESTIE IM DBDBBD OBSESSED HOLDON ONN DBDBD also i think instrumentals work really well to describe y/n’s feelings! like those hobbit background musics
i do think, flame of love would be the title track of this fic + sayonara hotori + monologue + shadow + heaven + identity!!
id like to share this bc this is vv much like the hwa in the fic!! or mayhaps even duke
Korean shows continue with their wacky ass camera angles and shitty sound, like HOW HARD IT IS TO DO THINGS PROPERLY. The way they ushered some groups off the stage and played pre-recorded version yet gave BTS so much time... I see. Like no hate to BTS, but it surely felt like a show for them and Armys...
NO LITERALLY DBDHDH BRO THEY PAY U TO DO UR JOB WELL WHATS GOING ON 😭😭😭 HOW HARD IS IT WHY U SO LAZY 😭🤚🏼 omg literally!!! it was such a mess,, i mean tbh hasn’t it been like that since 2018, esp after mama, ever since sm and yg stopped attending it’s literally a concert for them a whole reason why i never watch them BUT ATEEZ
Aaannnnnd my friend's friend might have fallen for Kai actually, whoops I'm so sorry girl 🤭
MISS GIRLIE NEVER ESCAPING THE DEVIL ONCE UR INTRIGUED HE AINT EVER LEAVING U ALONE 😭😭😭
Lmaooooo the jealous is sick for real 😭
possessive men <<<< ateez being possessive men <3
Confession: I have purchased some Mingi photocards so there's that... - DV 💖
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IS THIS A MINGI ERA I HEAR COMING???? HELLOOOO ?????
and uh???
BOBA A WHOLE BOBA
sorry what the fuck is this bestie
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if u want a choi san bodyguard, breathe
ANON ANON ANONEBQNHDJWHDWK
BETSIE SOOHYUK SOONYUK FJWKDJWKDLW THIS IS SEONGHWAS FATHER
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agoddamn · 2 years
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Kenobi time
>certain scenes in this fictional series may contain scenes upsetting to viewers
oh BOY
oh boy, time for the flashbacks to emotionally destroy fandom
that said, why AOTC-era over ROTS I wonder? Ewan's hairline is looking a little sad lmao they're both looking very 'trying so hard to pretend I'm twenty years younger'
oh, so here's all the people I was wondering exi--HAJA?!
how the FUCK is he alive????
plant?
anyway, what exactly are these people anyway? They seemed to imply that they were Force-sensitives, but there's a lot of them
so Reva didn't just toss a tracker on Lola, she totally reprogrammed her in the ~10 seconds she had grabbed her? I mean, sure, whatever
my saber recognition skills aren't what they used to be, but one of those things looks a bit like Mace Windu's to me?
even past!Obi-wan looks insanely rumpled lmao
this back thing is. weirdly sexual
general :] aww, he took the robe
Obi-wan: she SAID she wanted pickles
Roken has a wookie bowcaster
shakycam why
this is 6 eps long so I suppose we're coming up on the climax, right? Somehow it doesn't feel like it, I guess because every ep has a big dramatic fight sequence in it?
[Obi-wan catching up with what we all knew from ep 1]
does Anakin have his eye scar here? Something about his face looks weird
would be awfully nice if there were like, one grenade in this whole rebel cell
RIP Tala we hardly knew ye but you still lasted an ep longer than I was betting so good job
oh hey! I guess she had the only grenade
>hands cuffed in front
amateur move
"there are other ways to fight, like 4d psychological warfare"
cinematography guys went really extreme with the lightsaber reflected lighting; too hard, I think. How are they out here in full bright daylight and the saber is what's illuminating Anakin's face? They also still look way too saturated to me. Colored light doesn't look like this--the color of a colored light is paler than what's giving it off, always. The sabers in ANH are nearly white; the 100% saturation blue just doesn't look good
LMAO THAT WAS THE DECOY SHIP
...that was some mediocre-looking CQC, Obi-wan
we about to get choking?
underwhelming flashback fight. I thought the reveal there was gonna be Anakin using Force choke, not Obi-Wan pointing out that CQC exists
remember how I said that Reva was a proxy for Obi-wan to have the flashy Vader fights he couldn't? -spreads hands-
>helicopter music stops
you know, I think Reva should have gotten to be more unhinged. "I'll falseflag Vader" is a fucking insane plan and Reva thinking she can play at being a Sith without staining herself would have been great
>Grand Inquisitor, who is also a former Jedi, obsessed with calling Reva gutter trash
He's enough of a delusional dick that this is perfectly IC, but still
>Tala dies from one blaster wound to the stomach and Reva walks off lightsaber impalement
You know what, whatever
...okay, no, I'm sorry, tying the comic relief to the serious dramatic plot is a bad move and it's always gonna be a bad move. It was bad with Jar-Jar and it's bad here; the celebrity casting makes it feel even worse because Haja is clearly here to be comic relief and not a nuanced character. "Whoops Kumar dropped Obi-wan's phone, that rascal!" god please no
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angrypomerianian · 3 years
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it’s bring your sibling to school day and katsuki, monoma, toga, and hawks are siblings. todoroki gets the shovel talk. bakugou and fuyumi are best friends. chaos ensues. (todobaku~)
“alright,“ aizawa slams his papers onto his desk. “tomorrow is bring your sibling to school day. if you don’t have siblings, don’t bring anyone. if you do, then bring your siblings. simple as that.”
the class fell into an excited chatter as they started discussing who they were going to bring. kirishima bounded over to katsuki, “hey, bakubro! i’m going to bring my little sister. i’ve told her all about you, she’s going to love you!”
bakugou flushed at that statement. he could feel todoroki’s jealous stare. they’d been dating for a few months, but decided not to announce it. they didn’t think it was a big deal, so they decided it was nobodies business. “hey, who are you going to bring?“ kirishima asked.
“my siblings.“
kirishima nearly fell out of his chair, “you have siblings!? and you didn’t tell me!?”
mina bounds over, “who has siblings?”
“bakubro! and he didn’t tell us.”
she slams her hands on the desk, “you have siblings!? and you didn’t tell us!?”
“that’s exactly what i said!” 
he rolled his eyes, “you’ll all meet them tomorrow if you wanna see them so badly.” 
________
the next day, he was forced to wake up the birdie by himself. “BIRDBRAIN, GET THE FUCK UP!”
hawks fell out of his bed, squawking, “why do you have to be so damn loud in the morning...”
katsuki crossed his arms, “it’s bring your siblings to school day and everyone else is down in the kitchen.”
“fine...”
hawks and katsuki go down to the kitchen and see monoma chasing toga around the kitchen.
“i said i called dibs on the last bagel, you psycho!” 
toga giggled, “i got to it first! finder’s keepers, loser’s weepers!”
katsuki rolled his eyes, “i picked up more bagels the other day, neito. look in the pantry.”
monoma sped off, mood suddenly lifted and katsuki turned to hawks, “keigo, we’re going to make an entrance at U.A. today. nedzu already knows about us, so you are going to fly us in last minute, neito and toga on your back, and you’ll be carrying me in your arms.”
hawks nodded, too dazed to compute what he just said. katsuki goes to grab toga, neito, and a bagel, and they are off. 
hawks was to busy with work to be able to take them to school by flying, and katsuki missed this feeling. he missed the buzz while slicing through the air, wind tangling his hair even more, and the chilling air whipping at his face. he whoops, way too unhinged in the morning, and neito starts yelling, “katsuki calm the FUCK down! i don’t know how your classmates haven’t found out how unhinged you get in the morning.”
toga giggled, “i can’t wait to see izu-kun! and who’s the boy you’re seeing? shouto todoroki?”
hawks froze, “you like ENDEAVOR’S SON? WHY DON’T I KNOW ABOUT THIS!?” 
katsuki’s face suddenly heated up, “BECAUSE I DON’T WANT YOU TO GIVE HIM A SHITTY SHOVEL TALK!”
before hawks had the time to retort, U.A. was getting closer. katsuki smirked, “alright motherfuckers, i know when homeroom starts so we’re going to enter the building right before we’re late.”
toga looked at him, “why can’t we be late?”
“because i need my perfect attendance.”
neito snorted, “that’s seems like the nerd you are.”
“you shut the fuck up. i’m not the one going on about how ‘class 1-b is more superior’ and all that bullshit.” neito pouts, and the three laugh. 
it was 8:20, time to get this show on the road.  hawks dives down, giving a feather to each kid. they stand on it, like a skateboard, and hawks controls the feathers. katsuki, neito, and toga are next to hawks, skidding across the ground with feathers. they all do flips, tricks, and jumps (like snowboarding) and laugh together.
they can feel people’s stares and hear their whispers, but they don’t care. they’re getting closer to the door, and they hear excited shouts and chatter.
neito glances at katsuki, “you ready for this show?”
katsuki grins “hell yeah.”
hawks zooms them across, and lets them do flips. they burst open the door, startling most people but they don’t care, and start flying through the classroom.
toga giggles, “that was so fun~!” there were yells in the air, but their kids calmed the siblings down. they’d wait for a little, as she didn’t seem like she was attacking anytime soon.
katsuki was still floating in the air, “keigo let me the fuck down!”
keigo crossed his arms, “no! i need to meet this todoroki kid you-”
“THAT’S A SHITTY SECRET, NO ONE KNOWS YET.”
“well everyone’s gonna know now!”
katsuki jumps off his feather, and lunges towards the number 2 pro hero. there are some shrieks, but he ignores them. “keigo- you fucker- shut the fuck- up!”
“where’s this todoroki kid you seeing?”
uraraka jumps up “you and todoroki are dating!?”
katsuki turns red, and todoroki flushes at the sudden attention. fuyumi and natsuo were staring at him with wide eyes, and todoroki shrinks away from their gazes. “this is all your fault, why’d you bring that up!? fuck you, toga! and get the fuck away from the shitty nerd!” 
toga was leaning over izuku’s desk, all in his face. katsuki rolled his eyes, “i’ll call kurogiri if you don’t stop!”
toga squeaked, then pouted, “fine~”
“well, well, well! i hope you all remember that class 1-a is inferior to-”
“NEITO! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE ALL ADULT CHILDREN! WHY CAN’T YOU FUCKING BEHAVE FOR A SHITTY DAY!? I COOK, I CLEAN, I PAY THE FUCKING TAXES. ...shit.”  
the class was silent. katsuki paid his own taxes? what about his parents? 
“you extras weren’t supposed to hear that. ANYWAY! I ASKED Y’ALL TO BEHAVE FOR ONE DAY AND WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU FUCKED IT UP!” katsuki took a deep breath, “so, you’re going to behave, right?” his voice was dangerously quiet. 
neito, toga, and hawks quickly nodded their heads. a quiet katsuki was an angry katsuki. “now, we have to go to neito’s class. come on.” 
katsuki pulled hawks, toga, and neito all onto his shoulder, and walked out the door. “if aizawa-sensei asks, i went to 1-b’s class to drop this piece of shit off.”
kirishima was the first to get out of his shock., “alright, bakubro! hey, aiko, that’s bakugou! the one i told you about!” the little girl nodded, a little shocked.
katsuki slammed the door open, and strolled out. he was carrying them all so easily, like he was used to this. that’s what carrying nitroglycerin filled gauntlets does for you. he stalks to 1-b’s classroom. he could hear vlad king asking where monoma was, and took that as an opportunity to answer his question.
“your kids right here vlad, chill a little bit.” everyone’s eyes widened as katsuki entered the room, a villain, the #2 pro hero, and neito slung over his shoulders. 
he plopped neito onto the floor, and puts his hand on his hips. neito looks up at him, dazed and looking like a lost child. “alright, before i leave, i got some shit to get over with.” he stalks over to kendo, gaze sharp and attentive.
after some silent moments, and throws the two other bodies onto the floor, ignoring their whines and protests, and puts his hands together. “i am so sorry that i had to burden you to keep neito in place. i lose about 100 braincells just talking to him on a daily basis, and i have no idea how you are even alive. i’d like you to pay you for making my life so much easier every fucking day.”
he hands her a 10,000 yen (about 100 dollars in usd) and grabs toga and hawks by the collars. 
kendo starts stuttering, “i-i, you don’t have to give this to me! it’s too much, really!”
katsuki rolled his eyes, “girlie you probably lost about 200,000 fucking braincells, you deserve it. taking care of one monoma neito is like taking care of 20 problem children.”
“b-but! 10,000 yen!? how do you get that money?”
“i work. and aizawa-sensei pays me to take care of class 1-a on a daily basis.”
kendo mutely nodded. “anyway, neito don’t you have something to say to your classmates?”
“wha-! i thought you were kidding when you said that!”
“nope. saying this moment or i’m grounding you and prohibiting you from saying that class 1-b is superior than class 1-a.”
“he has power over that kind of thing...?” awase muttered. 
monoma stands up and walks over to vlad king, “...thank you for being my teacher, vlad king-sensei.”
katsuki nods proudly, ignoring the adult’s spluttering, and picks toga and hawks up by their collars. “say hi to neito’s class.”
“hi~!”
“hello!”
katsuki nods in approval, “alright, neito i’m picking you up after school, you better behave. if i hear from anybody that this poor girl is losing her sanity over karate-chopping your neck today, i’m pouring salt in your water.”
neito nods feverently, goes to sit down, and katsuki leaves the classroom. he strolls back to the class, still holding the two adult-children by the collars, and plops them next to his seats, and stares at them. “what the fuck do you want now?”
“can i have some blood?” the students look at him in alarm, thinking that they were going to get some blood stolen from them, but katsuki takes a baby bottle out of his jacket pocket. it’s filled with... blood. toga starts drinking it, humming with content.
“uh, katsuki?”
“WHAT, birdbrain!?”
hawks is now petrified, “c-c-can i still give the shovel talk to y-your boyfriend?”
“ABSOLUTELY NOT.”
hawks pouts and todoroki breathes a sigh of releif. he does not need to be scolded by his father’s coworker, not today.
“katsuki-kun?”
katsuki looks up “hah?”
fuyumi looked at him, not at all fazed by his demeanor, “here’s the mapo tofu recipe you asked for!”
his expression softened just a bit, “thanks.”
she nodded, “no problem! remember the girl i told you about? sakura?”
“the one who glued the other kid’s hands to the table because he was being mean?”
fuyumi nodded, a smile on her face, “she, uh, she ended up kicking him in the balls and used some... explicit language the other day.”
katsuki starts laughing, “finally! the little fucker got what he deserved then.”
she started giggling as well, “i think some of the language came from you and your last visit.”
katsuki rolled his eyes, “i don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. i’m a fucking delight to be around.”
“you sure are! the kids want you to come back soon.”
todoroki takes this as an opportunity to interrupt, “ah, fuyumi-nii, how do you know katsuki?”
she turns to him, “katsuki-kun comes by my classroom and helps out sometimes!”
he nodded, “oh” he then proceeded to lift katsuki up, sit in his chair, and put him on his lap.
the reaction was immediate. bakugou yelped, “what the FUCK do you think you’re doing!?”
“since everybody knows i thought we could do this in public now.”
“you motherfucker! this is a classroom!”
todoroki pouts. “fine...”
he leaves the chair, and katsuki repeatedly bangs his head onto the desk, muttering about how, ‘stupid extras can’t give me a break for a day.’
aizawa finally enters the room, looks at toga and hawks, and wriggles into his sleeping bag. 
hawks tugs on his shirt. katsuki rolls his eyes for about the 50th time today, “what do you need now, fucker?”
“when can i give the shovel talk to your boyfriend?”
he rolled his eyes, “because i have the feeling that you aren’t going to leave me alone until you say yes, just give him the fucking shovel talk now.”
hawks brightened. “thank you! now... shouto todoroki please come with me!”
he gulped, stood up, and stiffly followed hawks. 
natsuo walks up to him, “hey, uh, shouto’s gonna be ok, right?”
katsuki passively waves his hand, “probably.”
the students’ eyes widen along with natsuo’s who looks towards his sister. she just shrugs her shoulders. 
hawks and todoroki come back. hawks looks happy and bright, while todoroki looks like he’s about to throw up. he trudges over to katsuki, stands next to him, and immediately slumps over him.
“what the fuck did you do to him!?” 
“i talked to him!”
“it surely doesn’t look like it.” 
“what do you mean!? he looks fine!”
todoroki still hadn’t made a sound. he was just hugging katsuki as if his life depended on it. 
“really now.” katsuki wasn’t impressed. 
he patted todoroki on the back, “oi, big baby get the fuck up.”
he said something that sounded like a moan and gurgle.
katsuki pushed him to the ground. 
he started pouting (again) and made grabby hands towards katsuki. he sighed, dragged todoroki’s body to where his siblings were, plopped him down, and went to his seat. 
before hawks could say something stupid, he spoke in a low voice, “if you don’t behave yourself until the end of the school day, i will personally drag your ass to the league of villains and have toga drink your blood.”
toga spoke up, “that sounds nice!”
hawks gulped, sat down, and looked at the ground. the classroom was silent, and kirishima jogged towards katsuki. 
“hey, bakubro! wanna meet my sister?”
“whatever, shitty hair.”
“hey, aiko! come over here!”
the little girl goes over to him. she has black hair and red eyes, just like kirishima without his hair dye. “hi, mister! eiji told me all about you!” her eyes brightened, “can i see your quirk?”
he wore a small smile, “sure.” he gives off small sparks, and no smoke was exerted.
“woah! they look like little firecrackers!”
the rest of the kids huddled around katsuki, and he showed various things he could do without making a big mess. he made a glowing sphere, firecrackers, and used some powder to make explosions of different colors. 
the rest of the students watched in awe, and fuyumi and natsuo were studying him. “i think you chose a nice boy, shouto.”
todoroki was watching him fondly, “i know.”
class ended, and the rest of the classes were filled with chaos. the kids kept asking katsuki to show him his quirk, which he did, and during training they were amazed by the big explosions he could make. 
hawks and toga also behaved themselves, hawks occasionaly getting lost from the amount of students asking for autographs, but toga could navigate without a hitch. students were still wary of her, and shrunk away when she walked near them. 
at the end of the day, the kids asked katsuki for one more demonstration, todoroki hugged him until hawks started glaring at him, and they picked up neito. he, thankfully, didn’t cause any trouble and they all went home.
the four walked home in comfortable silence when hawks spoke up. “y’know, i think that todoroki kid is all right.”
“yeah.” katsuki gave them a smile, “thank you.”
they all split into aw’s and how ‘katsuki was getting soft’, until neito made a stupid joke about class 1-a and b. 
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Lost Time {19}
Summary: It’s been four years since Azriel ran away from Velaris and left behind everyone he ever loved  — including the girl left standing at the altar. Now, he’s back home, but can he try and pick up the broken pieces of his life, or has there been too much lost time?
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Elain had made it her mission to give Nesta the best party of her life. She had no idea how many people would actually end up showing up, but Nesta would definitely be feeling the love. 
Her house was decorated to perfection. She had spent the entire morning cooking and baking, and her entire kitchen was loaded up with goodies, which is where she found Azriel, his mouth full of a chocolate cupcake.
When Elain came around the corner, he looked like a child who had been caught doing something his mother had told him specifically not to do.
“Hi,” he said, his mouth full, words muttered. “You look beautiful.”
“And you,” she said, pressing a kiss to his cheek and wiping chocolate icing off his face, “were told to wait until after the guests got here.”
He grabbed her hand and sucked the excess chocolate off her finger but ignored the fire it ignited in her eyes, knowing they didn’t have time to play before everyone arrived. He knew Elain would have washed the icing from her hand, since even the smell of chocolate made her slightly nauseous these days. He couldn’t let that go to waste. “They needed to be taste tested.”
Rolling her eyes, she said, “You’re worse than your son.”
As if on cue, Donovan ran in, dressed in his jeans and plaid shirt, nearly identical to Azriel, and asked, “Mama, can I have some of celery, please?
Azriel raised a dark brow. “Are we sure he’s mine?”
Elain snorted and put a few pieces of celery and a glob of peanut butter on a small plate. “Trust me, your terrible eating habits are nearly the only thing he didn’t inherit from you.”
Novan took the plate and sat down at the table. “Yeah, daddy, terrible eating habits.” 
The way he said habits had Elain laughing. Meanwhile, Azriel looked highly offended. 
The front door was pushed open and Nesta’s voice fluttered through the house. “El, this is beautiful!”
She came around the corner to the living room to find Nesta, teary-eyed, and Cassian standing behind her, shaking his head.
“I told you to get here after all the other guests,” Elain chuckled, looking pointedly at Cassian.
Cassian rolled his eyes. “She couldn’t wait, and she overpowers me.”
Elain sighed and was about to say something when small feet ran from the kitchen. “Uncle Cass!”
“Hey, bud,” he smiled, scooping him up. “You clean up nice.” The compliment was lost on the four-year-old as he replied, “Thank you, I took a bath this morning.”
After a breathy chuckle, Cassian set him down and he hurried over to his aunt. He gently hugged her belly. “Hi, Aunt Nesta. Hi, baby.”
With a fond smile, Nesta ruffled his hair. “Hey, bud. You look nice,” she said, throwing a glance at Cassian, especially when Donvan beamed up at her.
“Thank you! Look!” He ran over to where Azriel had just entered the living room. “Me and daddy are twins!”
The word had Azriel’s eyes finding Elain’s and he smiled softly before picking his son up. When he saw Elain getting misty-eyed, he turned the conversation to the couple before him again. “Did you figure out how to announce the gender yet?
Nesta’s eyes hardened and she turned to glare at Cassian. “I don’t know, Cass, have you decided how to tell your fiancée what we’re having?”
Elain spun and looked at him. “You peeked?”
He was biting his lip. “I peeked.”
“He peeked!” Nesta cried, crossing her arms over her stomach. “And now he won’t tell me. Or anyone, so don’t you dare ask.” She pointed at both Azriel and Elain.
Elain was gaping, and Azriel was just shaking his head. “That’s cruel, taunting a pregnant woman with information she wants to know.” 
“She said she didn’t want to know,” Cassian said, defending himself. “Until I knew, of course.”
His grin only widened as Nesta groaned. “He’s a complete a-.” Her words dropped off as she looked down at Novan. “Meanie,” she finished, after a moment.
Elain shot her a grateful look and said, “Well, you, sit down and relax.” She pointed to the couch and Nesta wisely did as she was told. She turned to Azriel, “Would you mind taking some pictures of…” She trailed off and gestured around the house. “I’m, just, sort of proud of it.”
“You should be,” Azriel said, kissing the top of her head. “Everything looks amazing. Of course I will.” She smiled up at him and he kissed her before turning to Donovan and saying, “I’ll need my assistant though, where’s your camera, bud?”
“In my room!” He was off, running up the stairs on all fours.
Azriel chuckled and followed him.
Finally, Elain pointed at Cassian, “You, follow me, I need to ask you a question.”
His eyebrows rose but he did as she said, following him into the kitchen. Nesta called, “You better not tell her!”
Shaking her head, Elain said, “As much as I’d love to grill you about my niece or nephew, that’s not what I need to ask.”
“Okay,” Cass said, leaning against the counter, eating the last remaining celery stick from Novan’s snack. “What’s up, Lainey?”
“Azriel’s ex came to see me at the shop yesterday,” she admitted.
Cassian’s eyes nearly bulged out of his head. “Ianthe did?” Elain nodded, gnawing on her lip. He chewed slowly. “She’s got some balls.”
“She didn’t tell me who she was, but that almost unsettles me more,” she admitted. “It made it feel more like a threat than a social visit…”
Cassian was quiet for a moment as he rubbed the back of his neck. “I never met her, but from what Az has mentioned, she does seem pretty...unhinged.” 
The look on Elain’s face fell even more. “You don’t think she’s dangerous…do you?” 
Cassian hesitated, and it was all Elain needed to form an answer. “I couldn’t sleep last night, Cass. She left me so unnerved that I… I don’t know. I’m paranoid.” 
“We already told Az that there’s nothing we can do unless she makes a move,” Cassian said, his voice low. “But, if you’re feeling unsafe, I’ll be sure to have someone hang around here throughout their night patrol. Alright?” 
Elain nodded, but grabbed his wrist as he went to turn back toward the living room. “I don’t want Az worrying because I’m paranoid. You know? Because it’s probably nothing. So, just…keep this between us, yeah?”
Cassian frowned, but he nodded, nonetheless.
It wasn’t long after that guest after guest began to arrive and she heard the telltale sounds of merriment in her living room as they all greeted Nesta. The back door opened and Rhys appeared, carrying a massive tray of cupcakes.
“Fridge?” He asked, inclining his head towards.
Elain shook her head and told him to go ahead and take them into the living room, with the rest of the food. She heard steps on the wooden stairs and then Feyre appeared, carrying Lila.
“Hi! I’m sorry we’re late!” She hugged her sister and said, “Everything looks so good!”
Elain scratched behind the pup’s ear, earning her a happy bark and many attempted, sloppy kisses to the back of her hand. She chuckled and went to the sink to wash her hands before going back to chopping up more veggies.
Excited, little footsteps headed towards them. Donovan appeared and his eyes were as big as his grin. “Lila!”
Feyre smiled and put the pup down, who ran straight to her “cousin”, hopping and ready to play.
“Aunt Feyre, I took some really good pictures of Aunt Nesta’s party. I should take some of Lila,” he announced.
“I think that’s a great idea,” Feyre beamed, kissing the top of her nephew’s head. “Show me your favorite one and I’ll get it framed and hang it on my wall at home. Sounds good?” 
Novan’s eyes lit up. “Yes! C’mon Lila!” 
He excitedly disappeared around the corner, Lila just behind him.
“They make a good team,” Elain said, as she watched them go, fondly. “Don’t blink, Novan will try to hide her here so that you won’t take her back home.”
Feyre chuckled. “Oh, good, maybe he can potty train her, too.”
Elain laughed and closed her eyes, resting a hand on her stomach. She sighed dramatically. “Oh god, I’m going to have to go through potty training all over again.”
Feyre chuckled and said, “At least you have Az to clean up the bad ones this time.”
Elain tossed her head back and laughed. “Thank the Cauldron.”
Feyre helped her carry the veggie tray into the living room and Elain began playing host. She kept catching Azriel’s eye from across the room. The smile on his face, the secret the two of them kept, had Elain’s heart so full, she had to look away before her own smile was too telling to those around them. She kept checking on everyone, asking if they needed anything, until she felt slim fingers wrap around her wrist and tug her down on the couch.
Nesta said, “Sit with me. You’ve done more than enough today.”
Elain just rolled her eyes. “I’m perfectly fine.”
“No, you’re pregnant, and I am also pregnant, which means I know you’re exhausted,” Nesta said, laughing quietly. “Please? We’ll do gifts or something.”
Elain looked around hesitantly, but eventually sighed. “Okay, alright. Az?” She caught his eye across the room, where he had Novan on his shoulders and Lila propped up on his legs, wagging her tail. “Mind helping hand gifts?”
His smile was soft. “Of course.”
Elain got the room hushed down as she begrudgingly took a seat next to Nesta on the couch, Feyre on her other side with a notepad, ready to keep track of gifts for thank you notes.
One by one, Azriel gave gifts to Novan, who brought them to Nesta. Elain’s heart was so full. Her entire family there with her, Nesta happy and nearing the end of her pregnancy.
After Nesta had opened an entire nursery worth of gifts and had cried an insane amount, most of the guests had left and everyone was relaxing. The three sisters were sitting on the couch, discussing nursery colors when Cassian brought the three of them each a cupcake. Feyre immediately unwrapped hers and took a bite, as did Elain. Nesta just continued to explain the theme of the nursery they’d begun a few days before.
“Nes,” Cassian laughed, interrupting her as she debated the merits of having the changing table by the door or by the crib and she looked at him.
She asked, “What?”
He shook his head. “Eat your cupcake.”
“Not right now, I’m not hungry,” she said, turning back to her sisters.
“Take a bite of your damn cupcake, woman,” he chuckled.
She glared at him and unwrapped the cupcake without looking at him, and took a bite. Mouth still full, she asked, “Happy?”
He was shaking his head and laughing and Elain realized she heard a camera shutter just as Donovan asked, “Why does Aunt Nesta get a pink cupcake?”
Nesta froze, her eyes slowly trailing down to the cupcake in her hand as she swallowed the food in her mouth. Sure enough, the inside of her cupcake was pink.
“It’s pink,” she breathed, looking up to meet Cassian’s humored gaze.
He nodded, his smile widening. “It’s pink.”
A joyful sob left her mouth as she stood and made her way across the few feet of space that led her to her fiancé. She wrapped her arms around him as Miryam lifted Novan in the air and spun him around, making him giggle. 
Elain found Azriel’s gaze from the other side of the almost-parents and smiled, softly. 
“A girl,” Nesta cried.
“A girl,” Cassian agreed, brushing the hair out of her eyes.
Elain, pregnant and emotional, reached for a tissue on the side table. On the other side of the room, Novan tugged on Azriel’s hand. “Aunt Nes is having a girl baby?”
Azriel picked him up and stepped off to the side. Miryam was hugging Cassian, who had never looked more proud. “She is, buddy.” He frowned and crossed his arms, and Azriel couldn’t help but chuckle. “What is it?”
“I can’t play with a girl baby,” he pouted. “I wanted it to be a boy.”
Azriel smiles and kissed the top of his head. “I’m sure you did, but I promise having a girl cousin will be fun, too.”
He nodded, but the frown and subsequent line between his brows stayed. They watched the scene unfolding before them and Donovan rested his head on Azriel’s shoulder as he yawned.
“Looks like it’s just about nap time for somebody,” he said, singing the words.
Donovan shook his head, but asked, “When is she going to be here?”
He explained, “It’ll be a little bit longer. She’s not ready to come out yet.”
Nodding, he yawned and asked, “Will she be here before or after mama’s baby?”
He gently swayed, saying, “Before. Mama’s baby will be here around Halloween.”
“Spooky baby,” he mumbled and Azriel chuckled.
He repeated, “Spooky baby.”
After one more yawn, he asked, “Can mama have a boy, please?”
Azriel chuckled as he started with Novan up the stairs. “That’s kind of out of our control, buddy.” 
“Why?” He asked, quietly, his eyes starting to close on Azriel’s shoulder.
Azriel sighed, trying to think of the best way to explain the ways of the world to a four year old. Getting him to understand that babies grow in mommies tummies without getting too detailed was difficult enough. “Just because,” he said, at last.
Thankfully, he had taken long enough to reply, because Donovan was too sleepy to reply. His little arms had snaked around Azriel’s neck as they walked to his bedroom, and Azriel didn’t bother with more comfortable clothes as he laid Novan down and tucked him in. He was asleep before Azriel even left the room, softly shutting the door behind him.
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It had been a week since the Ianthe incident when Azriel got a call from an old friend in the photography business. The conversation was innocent enough, a discussion on different lenses and the best location for a subject in front of the sun.
“Alright, I’ll talk to you later, thanks, man,” she’d said before hanging up. “Oh, and by the way, congrats. I’ve heard you have a kid on the way. That’s awesome.”
He chuckled and said, “Thanks. Yeah, it was kind of a shock.”
He and Elain had been walking on air the past few days. They were having a family dinner tonight, after Elain went to her check up. She was a couple days shy of sixteen weeks and the family knew there would be new ultrasound pictures to ogle over.
“Yeah, to all of us, too,” Nuala had said. “We didn’t even think you and Ianthe were still together.”
It was a good thing Azriel wasn’t driving or he would have crashed without a doubt. Nuala said something else, but Azriel interrupted her and asked, “Did you say Ianthe?”
“Yeah, it’s all over her Facebook.” He could hear the unease in his friend's voice. “Why?”
“I gotta go, Nu,” he said, breathlessly, not waiting for her reply before hanging up and opening the browser on his laptop. A quick search had him on her page and all he could do was stare.
She had an ultrasound picture as her cover photo. Elain’s ultrasound photo.
He stared in shock, unable to process what he was seeing. He grew nauseous, and purely panicked. Aside from wondering how the hell Ianthe got those pictures, he wondered what other lies she was spewing across social media.
He scrolled down, each post making his heart beat faster and the need to puke stronger.
Every day, she had updated her status, sharing with the world her journey to motherhood.
Azriel was calling Rhysand before he could think twice. 
“Hey, I’m about to head into a meeting-.”
“Ianthe is making the world believe that she's pregnant with my kid.” The words rushed out of Azriel, and he didn’t take a breath as he continued, “She somehow got Elain’s ultrasound pictures and is posting them all over the internet.”
Azriel was greeted with silence, then a low, “Fuck.”
He could hear the typing of Rhysand’s keyboard and then a low whistle. “Elain at work?”
“Yeah, I just talked to her not long ago, everything was fine. She hasn’t mentioned seeing Ianthe again. Neither have I.”
The clicking of his keyboard continued and he said, “I’ve reported the posts, but you know as well as I do that she can just repost them. I can write out a cease-and-desist letter if you want, but-.”
Azriel was shaking his head, regardless of the fact that his brother couldn’t see it. “No, that’s exactly what she wants. She wants to know she’s getting a rise out of me.”
Rhys sighed and said, “I know.”
“Don’t tell Elain about this, please.”
The line was silent for a minute and Rhysand finally started, “Az-.”
“No, promise me you won’t tell her,” he said, interrupting him. “She’s already freaked out as it is, even though she doesn’t want me to know. I can see it. She’s barely been sleeping, and in her condition…” Azriel sighed and let his head hang. “I’ll handle it, I’ll deal with Ianthe. Just don’t mention this to Elain or Feyre.”
Rhysand groaned, and even though he didn’t approve of the request, he said, “Fine. Let me know if Ianthe tries anything else.”
Azriel stared back at the ultrasound picture on the model’s profile as he said, “I will. Thanks.”
Rhysand hung up and Azriel’s nerves went haywire. He was caught between the thought of wanting to track down Ianthe and shake some sense into her and wanting to go to Elain to make sure Ianthe didn’t make anymore appearances. If he tracked down Ianthe, though, she would know her plan was working, which would only inspire her more. And if he went to Elain, she would only grow more nervous and paranoid, which wasn’t good for her or the life inside of her. 
Azriel needed a drink.
Or a smoke. 
Or to pack up his family and take a vacation.
Currently, none of those were an option. He glanced over his shoulder to where Donovan had fallen asleep on the couch watching Power Rangers. It was close enough to his nap time that Azriel hadn’t bothered to wake him, just letting his son get some much needed sleep. He smiled softly, and turned back to his laptop, closing Ianthe’s profile and turning his attention back to the photo editor he’d been using.
True to his word, Donovan had taken tons of pictures of Lila, around three hundred to be exact. Most were of a vague black blur surrounded by rich hardwood or soft grass, but there were a few that actually turned out that he could work with. 
Azriel wanted the best for his son, he wanted him to know that he could do anything he dreamed of, even at four-years-old.
An hour later, he had three images edited to perfection, ready to print.
He woke up a sleepy Novan and packed him up in the truck, heading to a local print shop. It just happened to be across the square from the antique shop. After handing the printer a thumb drive, they told him the prints would be ready in a little under an hour, right about the time they’d be leaving for Miryam’s for a family dinner.
Donovan was a ball of excitement, so ready to see his first job, he continually called it.
Leaving the shop, Azriel eyed the antique shop’s store front. “Want to go see mama while we wait?”
“Yes!” He replied, without any hesitation. 
Azriel took his hand and they crossed the street, Novan a rested ball of energy. The moment the door opened and the bell chimed, Novan was yelling, “Mama!”
Elain came around the corner, a hand on her stomach as Novan ran toward her and threw his little arms around her waist. She raised her brows, laughing as she looked up at Azriel. “My two favorite boys, what a nice surprise!”
“Me and daddy are getting pictures made,” Novan said, smiling brightly. “One for Aunt Feyre, and one for our house!” 
“Is that so?” Elain asked, impressed. “Well, I can’t wait to see them.”
Azriel had just reached her, moving much slower than his toddler. When he kissed his wife, softly, Novan was covering his eyes. “Gross.”
Azriel snorted as he ruffled Novan’s hair. He looked at Elain, letting his fingers dance over her belly. “How did everything go today?”
She chuckled and ran a loving hand over her stomach. “It’s definitely getting cramped in there, that’s for sure. But all good. I go back in two weeks.”
Azriel released a breath he didn’t even realize he was holding. “Good. I’ll be there this time, I promise.” He kissed her again. “When can you close up? The prints will be done around five-thirty and I figured we could all ride to mom’s in one car, rather than two.”
She chuckled and looking down at her son, who was resting his chin on her growing stomach, gazing up at her. She picked him up, seeing the look on Azriel’s face, and shot him one that said I dare you to say something. He, wisely, did not.
Elain turned and headed back to the office. “I just finished up with inventory. I need to touch up this piece and then we can head out. But can you do me a favor, please?”
She sat Donovan down and he ran off to play around the store, before she turned to Az.
“Of course,” he said, leaning against the doorway.
She wrapped her arms around him, resting her head on his chest. “Please go get me a decaf coffee. I know I can’t have caffeine, but I think I can trick my body into thinking it’s getting it.”
Azriel chuckled, softly, and pressed his lips to the top of her head. “Of course. Novan, you wanna come with me or stay with mama?”
“Stay with mama!” He was currently sitting upside down in a refurbished chair, so Azriel wasn’t going to argue with that.
“Okay,” he breathed, smiling at Elain. “I’ll be right back.”
She nodded, watching him go as he made his way back through the shop. There was a little coffee house just across the street, and after looking both ways, he hurried across the pavement, onto the sidewalk, and through the double doors. A cool blast of air hit him as he stood in line, waiting to order a simple large, decaf coffee.
The thought of Elain tricking her own self into drinking something with caffeine had him laughing where he stood. Gods, he loved that woman.
He ordered a coffee for himself, a frozen hot chocolate for Novan and Elain’s decaf and stepped to the side. He was scrolling through his emails when he froze.
“Funny. You never drank decaf before.”
Her voice had him on red alert and he’d spun to face her before she’d even finished speaking.
Her turquoise eyes sparkled as she cooed, “Hi, Azzie. Did you miss me?”
He couldn’t speak, didn’t know how to speak as he took in Ianthe standing in front of him. And how she was cradling her stomach.
Snapping out of it, he grabbed her by the wrist, not nearly as gentle as he should have, seeing as they were in public, and dragged her to the corner. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
Her face was the picture of innocence. “What do you mean?”
“This!” He said, his voice raising slightly. “All of this. Coming to Velaris, scaring the shit out of my wife, pretending you’re having my baby? What the fuck is wrong with you?”
He had the vague notion of someone calling his name, knew that his order was ready and he should leave, but he couldn’t take his eyes off of her.
She was smiling and that was the scariest part of it all.
“Leave my family alone,” he seethed, finally dropping her wrist. He backed up toward the counter. “Don’t talk to me or my wife, and don’t you dare think about doing anything to my kids. Go home, Ianthe.”
She said nothing as he backed away, but that sly smile on her lips remained. 
It sent chills down his spine.
He forced himself to turn away, forced himself to take the drinks off the counter, and forced himself not to look back at her as he exited the shop. Everything felt wrong, every last ounce of comfort he had been clinging to have vanished.
She was crazy.
Actually insane.
And he knew for a fact that his words had meant nothing to her.
Azriel tried to look calm as he re-entered the antique store, finding Novan bouncing up and down as Elain painted an old vanity.
“Decaf for my wife, and chocolatey goodness for little man,” Azriel announced, forcing himself to sound chipper.
Novan was instantly on his feet, reaching for his drink with a thank you, daddy.
Elain took the coffee and put it to her lips, scalding hot or not, and murmured, “This will give me energy. This will give me energy. This will give me energy.”
Az chuckled quietly and pressed a kiss to the top of her head before heading into her office and sitting down at her desk. He dropped his head in his hands and sighed. He knew he needed to tell Elain, but now was not the time. He’d tell her tonight, when they got home, after Donovan was asleep, after spending the evening with their family.
His phone rang, and it snapped him out of the downward spiral his thoughts were taking. After answering and finding out the prints were finished, he took a deep breath and made his way back into the store front.
He pressed a kiss to Elain’s head and said, “I’m going across the street to grab his pictures. Want to finish up and pick me up over there?”
She nodded and asked, “You want to leave your truck here and take my car?”
“It’ll save room at mom’s,” he said and nodded.
“Okay, give me five minutes.” She stood and kissed him and he was on his way.
He took Donovan’s hand and brought him with him across the street to pick up the prints. When Elain pulled up just over five minutes later, Azriel and Novan were sitting together on a bench outside of the storefront, looking at the two massive prints of Lila they had ordered.
Novan’s joyous laughter as he took in his work was a sound that Azriel would remember for the rest of his life.
“I’ll bring them to get them framed and then we’ll hang it up, okay?”
Novan nodded, excitedly. “Can we give Aunt Feyre hers at Meme’s? I really, really want to!”
Azriel laughed as Elain rolled down the window. “Of course.”
“Mama!” Novan yelled, jumping up from the bench and pointed at the print in Azriel’s hands. “Look! My picture!” 
Elain’s reaction was equivalent to someone admiring an ancient, prized masterpiece, which had Novan beaming.
Once they were in the car, Novan was going on and on about his picture, about how Aunt Feyre was going to love it, and how he was a photographer just like his daddy. Azriel thought his heart was going to burst.
“Can I see them?” He asked, and Elain smiled as she handed Azriel the two small, black and white images. He gazed at them, finally able to see a baby in each the pictures, rather than just a blurry blob. He didn’t realize he was crying until Elain took his hand over the middle console. He cleared his throat and whispered, “Wow.”
He couldn’t think of any other words to explain what he was looking at, how happy he was. Elain agreed, though, smiling and glancing at him. “Wow.”
Pulling into the driveway, Novan was bouncing in his seat, begging Azriel to get him out as soon as Elain had parked the car. After safely tucking the ultrasounds away in Elain’s purse, he did just that and Donovan was up the stairs and in the house before Az and Elain had time to laugh. He started for the porch step, but Elain grabbed his hand.
“Are you okay?” She asked, brushing his hair out of his eyes. “You seem off, baby.”
He’d tried his hardest to act normal, not to let Ianthe’s appearance affect him, but Elain knew him inside and out. She knew him better than he knew himself, so of course, she’d notice.
Pressing a kiss to her forehead, he said, “I’m fine. Just…got a lot on my mind.”
She nodded, completely understanding. “Well, come on. Let’s take some time to not think about anything but our family.”
His smile was genuine when he took her hand in his and led him up the stairs, and into the backdoor. They were all there, already, everyone circled around Novan, praising his camera skills and the picture of Lila.
“I’m going to hang mine right in the entryway so that everyone who comes to my house will see it the moment they walk through the door,” Feyre promised. 
“It’s just what we needed,” Rhysand agreed, with a wink. 
“Now I’m a photographer, like daddy,” Novan said, turning to smile at his parents. 
“Yes you are,” Miryam promised, as she wrapped Azriel into a hug, then Elain. “Everybody hungry? The tables all set and ready.”
“Yes, please,” Elain said, sighing as she rubbed a hand over her stomach.
“Before we eat, though, I need to see the new pictures!” Feyre called, Nesta agreeing as they went into the dining room.
Elain laughed as she pulled the little envelope out of her purse and set the bag on the counter before wrapping an arm around Azriel’s waist and walking with him through the threshold of the dining room.
She handed one of the pictures to Miryam and the other to Feyre and then stepped back to wait with Azriel. Rhys asked, “No gender yet?”
She shook her head. “We’re waiting until twenty weeks. I’m not dealing with another color swap fiasco.”
Elain’s very first nurse had jumped the gun and told her Donovan was going to be a girl. Naturally, so did Feyre and Nesta, and Elain had a nursery full of frilly, pink sparkles.
And then a month later, she’d found out she was having a boy.
Feyre handed the ultrasound to Nesta, who was already crying, and she looked at it with a hand over her mouth.
Cassian chuckled and pressed a kiss to her head and looked at the ultrasound in her hand and then to the one Miryam had just handed him. His eyes narrowed and he looked back and forth between the two.
“Wait,” he began, scooting closer to Nesta. “Why does mine say baby B, and hers says baby A?”
All conversation stopped as everyone looked to Cassian, where he was still looking back and forth between the two pictures. Nesta’s mouth had fallen open, Miryam’s hands had flown up to cover her mouth, but it was Feyre who was smiling brightly up at Elain, whispering, “Twins?”
Elain fell into Azriel’s side, her laughter contagious as she announced, “We’re having twins.”
“Twins?” Novan repeated, as everyone around him celebrated. “What’s twins?”
Miryam picked him up and sat him in her lap as Cassian handed her the two ultrasound images. Nesta was already crying with Elain in her arms and Feyre was hugging Azriel. Miryam set the two images on the table and said, “These are two different babies, but they’re both in mama’s tummy.”
His eyes went wide, “I get two babies?”
He’d begun to refer to the baby as his baby, and Elain thought her heart would explode every time.
“You get two babies, buddy,” she said, tears shimmering on her face.
Novan’s awed expression turned into utter excitement. “Two babies! Two brothers!”
Azriel hesitated, but Elain just laughed. “We’ll have to see, buddy. We don’t know if it’s brothers or sisters yet in there.”
Novan was quick on his feet, standing in front of Elain and pressing his cheek to her belly. “Please, someone in there be a brother.”
Everyone laughed, but Elain just ruffled his dark, messy hair. “Even if they’re both sisters, you’re going to be a good big brother to these two babies, buddy.”
He looked up at his parents and smiled. “I’ll be the best big brother in the world.”
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thran-duils · 4 years
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Devils Look Like Angels (Ch. 10)
Title: Devils Look Like Angels (Chapter 10) Summary:  Fem!Reader x Psychotic!Castiel. An unhinged, criminal, supernatural artifact collector extraordinaire… and the reader caught his eye. It will not take her long to realize that beneath the charm and mystique is a crazed killer who will go to great lengths to woo her. Words: 2,014 Warnings (for the fic in entirety): Stalking, angst, death/murder, violence
Chap 9 || Chap 11 || Masterpost  || Fanfic masterpost
The next envelope that showed up contained an airline ticket to Hawaii.
I feel the need to make up to you. I sincerely apologize for my miscalculation. Please use this ticket to meet me and I can apologize in person. Inclusive stay and all. Yours truly, Castiel.
You tore the ticket and the note up and put the pieces as far down in the trash can as you could to avoid Sam and Dean spotting them. Slamming the lid closed, you stormed out of the kitchen.
Avoiding being vague on the details of your call with Castiel, you confided with them that you had snapped at him. Your calling him out outright only made this situation all the more unstable, and they needed to be in the loop. Rightfully so, Dean and Sam were not keen on you going out alone for walks anymore. Or out alone at all for that matter and for once during this whole debacle, you agreed. They did not leave you alone at the bunker either and you found yourself biting your nails whenever one of them would leave. Horrible things crossed your mind about what Castiel would do if he kidnapped one of them.
The days passed, your body refusing to fully relax. You were having trouble sleeping again and more than once you found one or both of the boys up and about at an ungodly hour, same as you. Netflix was sure getting its use.
One afternoon, Sam knocked on your door, peeking his head through the crack. You lowered your phone, pausing your dissection of the historical non-fiction you were reading.
“Jody called.”
You began to sit up, concerned, “Is she—”
Quickly, Sam added, “She’s fine. Don’t worry.” You relaxed back onto your elbow, waiting for him to continue. He stepped further into the room. “She’s got what sounds like a case. She doesn’t want to go it alone though. So…”
“So.”
“Are you comfortable going? It was a little awkward I had to tell her I needed to call back. Made up some excuse about your feeling unwell and I needed to check cause the vomiting I was hearing.” He sighed and came another step closer. “I don’t want to force you. But I don’t want to leave you here alone especially with this being states away. If you aren’t comfortable, I can reach out to some others in her area and have them help her out instead of us.”
Too quickly, you said, “That won’t’ be necessary. We can do it.” Sam said nothing, narrowing his eyes ever so slightly. “Really. She’s our friend. The least we can do for all the help she’s given us is go for her. I’d feel pretty selfish if we didn’t.”
Sam took that in, nodding in understanding a few moments later. “I get that. Well, I’ll give her a call back. Tell her yeah we can do it and that you’re just hungover; no need to worry about the vomit.”
You chuckled, “Seems believable enough.”
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Falling back onto the couch, you sighed content. Jody was making dinner in the kitchen, a thank you for the assist on the hunt. You could hear Sam in there helping her out. Freshly showered and wrapping yourself up in a fuzzy blanket, you turned the TV on. Dean would come out shortly after he finished showering.
Coming to a stop on Walking Dead, you put the remote down on the coffee table. Zombies were one thing you never wanted to face down, but it was fun to watch.
Jody poked her head into the room, seeing the TV. “Rerun. I was about to tell you to not spoil it if you had Netflix on. I’m only on season six.”
“Super far behind.”
“What can I say? Not usually a lot of time for TV. You want a drink? I’ve got pretty much everything.”
You nodded, asking her for your go to, and thanked her.
As she turned to leave, your phone lit up.
Great.
Reluctantly, you picked it up, nervous about what you were going to find.
I hope you are not still irritated with me, kitten. Perhaps something lowkey to smooth things over? Dinner? We are overdue.
Snorting annoyed, you tossed your phone back down onto the table, refusing to respond.
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When you returned home a couple of days later, he tried again.
What must I do to get back into your good graces? I am at your mercy.
“You were never in my good graces,” you muttered out loud to no one.
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“Zeek invited us down for his birthday, We didn’t go last year.”
This invitation is how you found yourselves in Hot Springs, AR. Admittedly, you had been going stir crazy after coming home from the hunt with Jody and a bar sounded like a good escape. Especially one with friends and even more so, friends who were all hunters. Surrounded by them made you feel more relaxed. Or it was the alcohol. Or a combination of the two. Regardless, you were having fun.
Reaching across the table, you grasped Sam’s arm. “Alright, it’s been a half hour. Can we have another shot yet?”
“Uh, I said an hour. Not a half hour.”
“Man, fuck this. You aren’t our dad,” Dean declared, slamming his hands down on the table as he got up.
You snorted as Sam shook his head, “You’ll regret it in the morning, Dean.”
Defiantly, Dean pointed at Sam and said, “For that old joke, I’m gonna take two now!”
“You’ve already had four and two beers!”
Zeek came up from behind Sam, slurring his words, “Have as much as you want, Dean. It’s my birthday!”
“Hell yeah, it is! Happy birthday!” Dean returned loudly, causing a chorus around him to shout out happy birthday in agreement in Zeek’s direction.
Again, Sam shook his head, smirking a little. “Not the people you should be taking drinking advice from right now.”
“We’ll get you one too, Sammy. Loosen up that stick that’s in your ass,” Dean told him, clapping him on the shoulder as he went by.
“You’re supposed to help me, Y/N,” Sam jokingly scolded you. “Letting me down big time here.”
To appease him, you took a long drink of water. “Better?”
“The only way you won’t be hung over tomorrow is if you keep that up between shots.”
“Duly noted.” Looking around, you asked, “Wasn’t there supposed to be nachos coming?”
Suddenly remembering as well, Sam followed your gaze to the kitchen. “Yeah…”
“Who’s drunk now?”
“Better off than you,” Sam quipped. “I’ll go check on it. It has been awhile. Don’t take the shots without me.”
“Scouts honor. I might go to the bathroom though, so don’t take them without me!”
Sam promised and left the table. You sat for a few moments, tapping your fingers on the table. You really did have to go to the bathroom. Better do it before they got back. When you stood up, you stumbled a little, quickly correcting yourself.
“Whoops,” you giggled quietly to yourself. You took another long drink of water for good measure and then headed towards the bathroom.
You held back a groan seeing how long the line was. The men’s room was on the other side and you contemplated playing too drunk to notice if anyone said anything about you going in there. Solid enough plan. You backed away from the line and turned to go across to the other hall.
When you entered the hall, you frowned realizing the door said ‘exit’ not bathroom. There were woods outside… or maybe an outhouse.
It was a process to make sure you did not pee on yourself as you squatted in the woods right outside the bar. Proud of yourself, you stumbled back through the sticks and undergrowth to the door, barely avoiding tripping over a spare piece of wood that you hissed a curse at.
The door did not budge when you pulled.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” you groaned. “It should say locks behind you!”
You gave the door a swift kick of annoyance before huffing and turning away from it. You pouted as you began to walk around the building towards the front to go back inside. You were sure Sam and Dean would tease you mercilessly so you thought you should keep it to yourself and say you had just gone outside for air.
Coming around the corner, you startled, letting out a small yelp as you came face to face with Castiel.
“I am beginning to have the suspicion you are actively avoiding me,” he informed you calmly. He was dressed in an all blue, crisp suit, black gloves adorning his hands, completely out of place for this backwoods bar.
Swallowing sharply, you felt the numbness of shock thrumming through you at the fact he was standing there in front of you. Your eyes flicked to the front deck, where no one was standing despite the warm air inside and all the smokers.
“Love, you know I took risk coming here to this hunter’s den all so I could speak with you,” Castiel remarked, moving his head to lock eyes with you to get your attention back. He rose his brows expectantly, “Can you please grant me a few moments considering that?”
Defeated at being cornered, you made to shrug but lost your balance, having to quickly catch yourself on the side of the bar.
Castiel reached out protectively to catch you, his hands holding you tight. “How much have you imbibed? Truly? You know that is terrible for your body.”
Snorting at generally everything he said, you told him, “Really? You’re going to chastise me about drinking?”
Steadying you, Castiel informed you tightly, “Quite so. Nobody else in your life appears to care about your health. I should order my men to teach those Winchesters a lesson, frankly, for allowing you to get so damn drunk. When I told them to watch out for you in my absence, I meant it.”
He had his cell out and you realized he really meant to text his men. This meant they were really inside and despite all the friends, they could seriously injure the guys before they got taken down most likely.
“Don’t!” you exclaimed, reaching for his phone.
He yanked it away from you quickly. “Kitten, it is rude to try to reach for other people’s things without permission.”
“Sorry,” you blurted, recoiling. “Don’t do that please. I’m listening. I swear.”
A fleeting smile, “That is all I wanted.” His cell was slipped neatly back into his jacket. He took a step closer to you, “I was beside myself with loneliness in Hawaii. The beaches lacked luster without you. Being stood up… have you ever been? No, I do not imagine you have. It is not a good feeling to say the least. Especially since it was you that did it. And then refusing to even politely decline dinner?”
Before you could say anything, he pressed on, “Come. Join me at my rental. It is on the lake and I am sure you will find it more than agreeable.”
You looked at him taken aback at this invitation to join him overnight. Castiel had a tough time holding back his frustration, “Y/N, please. Give me more credit than that. I do not think of you as some cheap trollop. On my word as a gentleman, I expect nothing more than your company.”
Mind racing, you weighed your options. If you refused him, his men might hurt Sam and Dean. If you went with… you were at his mercy. All alone.
“Come now,” Castiel held out his hand for you to take. “I am sure by now you are being sought out due to absence. Please do not make me spend the night alone in that big empty house.”
He was elated when you placed your hand in his and he helped you to his car.
Driving away, you remembered your phone was still at the table.
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Torn Apart
This is a real heavy story, with a lot of pain for almost all the characters - but I promise it ends on a happy note!
This came about from thinking about Virgil getting his jacket ripped like that scene in Cinderella where her dress get torn by the stepsisters.
AU: None Pairings: None Words: 5178 Warnings: Pain, Stabbing, Clawing, Scratch Marks, Head Injuries, Limbs being cut off, Everyone is in pain, Being tied up, Sympathetic Deceit, Sympathetic Remus (?), Being gagged, Strangulation, Choking, Destruction of clothing. Wrath is an angry boy and he hurts them all, but it ends happy.  Anything else, please let me know. I’ve definitely likely missed something. I’m sorry.
Summary: Virgil turns up back in the dark side’s part of the mindscape. He confronts Wrath and Remus, throwing them back a tied up Deceit. Virgil pushes Wrath just a little too far and he pays the price for it.
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Virgil’s hands were shaking as they were bundled up into fists. Remus and Wrath loomed over him, attempting to bully him into submission once more. Remus had been circling him like a prowling lion, while Wrath stood perfectly still before him.
“Well?” The orange suit-clad side tilted his head teasingly, waiting for Virgil to respond.
“I already said no.” Virgil was proud of how his voice was refusing to shake, even in the presence of Thomas’ most feared side. He was going to stand his ground, Virgil was not going to be pushed around anymore.
“So, you think you’re better than us, hm? Too good to play with us anymore?” Wrath reached forward and grabbed a hold of Virgil’s chin, grasping it tightly. Virgil was still able to rip himself away from the touch, though it did leave a small scratch on his cheek from the claw-like nails. The anxious side went to take a step back, but he ended up being stopped immediately by Remus’ body.
The green side’s hands slowly slid up to Virgil’s shoulders, making him stand straighter and almost shudder at the uncomfortable touch, “You were always my favourite toy, Virgil. So reactive.” Virgil jumped harshly as Remus’ voice dropped down several octaves and the puff of his breath hit the back of his ear on the opposite side of where he was hearing the voice.
Virgil stumbled out of the duke’s grasp as quickly as he could, his eyes wide in horror. He didn’t want to think about any of that right now. Wrath stepped after him, methodical and slow, “Come now, Virgil. You don’t want to make us… angry, do you?” He was slowly backing the anxious side into an inescapable corner, the danger present in his eyes.
He had no idea what to do now. Virgil couldn’t exactly run; it was hard enough getting down to their part of the mindscape, let alone getting back out again. He’d be chased down and found well before he truly managed to get out of there and back to the relative safety of the others above. There was no one he could ask for help. I mean, Deceit was the one who’d brought him down here at his request, and that snake was already tie-
A fist slamming against the wall, mere inches from his face, had Virgil’s thoughts screeching to an abrupt halt.
Wrath was closer now, close enough for his heavy breaths to pass over Virgil’s blood-drained face. His eyes were wide, his teeth slightly bared. The other hand reached forward and grabbed the front of Virgil’s shirt, lifting the smaller side up to the same eye level.
Wrath’s eyes traced his body, his expression only getting darker as he did so. “Always hated this thing.”
“What thing?” Remus’ grating voice piped up from behind, his head just visible past Wrath’s shoulder.
Turning around, the suited side indicated to Virgil’s patched jacket. “This thing. It’s too… them.” He snarled harshly on the final word, pulling hard at the corner of the jacket.
A shot of fear slid through Virgil’s body at the tugging. He immediately snapped his head down and went to reach for Wrath’s wrist to stop him from ripping the jacket. As soon as he’d moved, Virgil knew the mistake he’d made. He quickly found himself thrown to the floor.
“Did you just touch me?”
Virgil began to stutter out some apologies but was silenced quickly by the rage filled gaze that pierced his own. A sudden snap of Wrath’s fingers had him flinching.
“Remus.”
“Yessir!” Remus shot up as straight as he could, literally stretching his body in the process. It normally would have made Virgil wrinkle his nose in disgust, but he seemed to be in such a state of shock that Remus’ actions had no effect on him.
“Scissors.” Wrath held out an open hand. Within seconds, his request was filled. Wrath paid no attention to what kind of scissors were given to him, he simply crouched down to Virgil’s level. He didn’t even hesitate. The fabric was between the blade as soon as it could have been, with Virgil crying out as the scissors shut down on the hoodie.
It didn’t cut. Everything stilled for a moment.
Wrath looked down to the scissors in his hand and noticed that they were children’s craft scissors, ones that cut a pattern into whatever it was supposed to cut. His head turned as slow as possible, to stare at Remus with fire in his eyes.
Remus simply smiled his usual, unhinged smile back. “Whoops?” He shrugged exaggeratedly. The other side of creativity ducked quickly as the scissors he’d conjured flew directly towards him, the smile never been knocked off of his face.
“Fine. I’ll do it myself.” Wrath grabbed the hoodie in an iron grip and pulled hard.
The sound of the fabric ripping was drowned out by Virgil’s cry. But that was only the beginning. Wrath continued to grab and tear and rip and claw at the patchwork hoodie. The sleeves got pulled from their place and torn in half, every additional piece of fabric was ripped from their place and then shredded in front of Virgil’s eyes, all the white stitching was ruined beyond repair. And Wrath just continued, ignoring Virgil’s pleas and cries for him to stop.
Piece by piece, the hoodie was dismantled and destroyed. The small pieces of fabric fell like confetti around the pair. Virgil was twisted onto his front by the angered side, so that the other could get at the pieces that were being hidden from him. In this position, the anxious side attempted to crawl away to avoid anymore damage being done to his precious jacket, but Wrath grabbed the back of his undershirt and dragged him back.
Wrath then sat on his legs, holding him place with all of his weight as he tore further and further through the scraps that were left hanging. His fury had reached a point where any semblance of rational thought was just a pipe dream, and he was going to go until he was done. As the hoodie ran out of fabric, his attention turned to the shirt beneath, which was far thinner than what had originally been attacked. The sharp nails were now scratching lines down Virgil’s back whilst ripping his already distressed purple shirt.
Virgil clawed at the ground, trying desperately to get away. He continually cried out for Wrath to stop, to let him go, but he daren’t ask for help from Remus. The duke just stood idly by and watched, not moving a muscle and Virgil knew that he wouldn’t even try to help him if he asked so why would he even try?
Finally, Wrath tired himself out and pushed himself back up to his full height. He stared down at the side on the ground, huffing out heavy breaths. “There. Gone.” Behind him, Remus was clapping joyously and laughing loudly, as he tended to do.
A flicker of something had both Wrath and Remus pausing. This was the first time that Remus’ smile began to slide off of his face, morphing into an expression of horror.
Beneath Wrath’s feet, laying with scratches down his back, with a ripped open shirt, was a half-scaled man.
Wrath began to physically shake with rage. “What is this.”
Deceit coughed a little, pushing himself up so he could turn to look at the enraged side above him. He said nothing.
Then Wrath turned around.
What he’d thought had been Deceit had been thrown to the floor earlier, as he was going to be no help, seeing as it looked like he’d been caught by Virgil well before all of this began. But now, tied up in thick ropes with a cloth gag wrapped tightly over his mouth, with wide eyes and tears streaking down his cheeks, was Virgil. He’d been screaming the entire time, but Wrath had been ignoring it, thinking it was just Deceit getting too close to those above again.
That was it.
Wrath lost it completely.
Wrath screamed loudly. It quickly morphed into a loud roar that had both Remus and Deceit covering their ears and Virgil whimpering as he couldn’t reach out to save his hearing. He turned and approached Deceit once more. Wrath went to kick Deceit hard in the stomach, but found his leg being cut out from under him, getting him to fall over beside the snake-scaled man.
Another roar punched from his gut at he hit the floor. The suited man looked up to find Remus holding a bloody axe, having clearly have swung it in order to cut off his leg.
“Remus.” Wrath snarled, grabbing his leg and reattaching it.
The dark side of creativity grinned wide in a false sense of confidence. He spun the axe around and rested the head of it on the ground, leaning against it. “Yeeeeeees?”
As quickly as it took for him to take up the position, Remus found himself flying across the room before his back smacked hard against the wall, forcing a pained noise from the green side. Wrath stood still until the sound of the axe falling to the ground reverberated around the room.
“Traitor.” Wrath went to stalk over and get a hold of Remus, but something wrapped around his leg. He snapped his head down to see Deceit holding onto him, a look of pure defiance across his features.
Wrath ripped his leg from Deceit’s grasp, before swinging it back down to crash against the scaled side’s skull. The man hissed and flinched in pain, pulling away from Wrath and instinctively curling in on him. The orange side roughly grabbed Deceit’s shoulder and pulled him up, almost pulling his arm from its socket. “Both of you disgust me.” He spat into Deceit’s face, holding him up so close their noses touched. The deceitful side was not given a second to respond as Wrath reared back and headbutted him hard.
Deceit fell to the floor, his vision blurred and head swimming. Despite all of this, he could see that Wrath had taken several steps back from him and seemed to be holding his head, while Remus’ boots were standing before him. Deceit attempted to blink to clear a bit of his vision, eyes quickly scanning the others for any semblance of what had just happened. A small glint of light reflected off of Remus’ fist, allowing Deceit to notice the brass knuckles that were held tight.
“What are you doing?!” Wrath screamed at him, rubbing his cheek.
Remus made the weapon disappear and pretended to check his nails, “I’ve always wanted to see what it looked like after you took it to the face.”
A screech pierced each of the surrounding sides’ ears, causing Remus to cringe hard and cover his ears. In his distracted state, the duke wasn’t able to defend himself from the shoulder-check that Wrath hit him with, sending him sprawling onto the floor. Wrath dropped down to pin Remus down to the floor.
Instead of showing fear, Remus simply smiled cheekily, “Ooh, careful; you’re getting me all excited.” His leg swung out to wrap around Wrath’s waist and his arms reached up to circle his neck, “If you wanted me like this, you only had to as-” His flirtatious addition was cut off as a hard punch hit his cheek, turning his head to the side.
The other side of creativity had no time to recover as three more punches were delivered in quick succession, his head twisting from side to side with each hit. After the fourth, Remus definitely was feeling a little weak and dizzy. He was able to feel Wrath grabbing his chin harshly, forcing him up in order to inspect the damage done. All the other side could do was groan for the moment which seemed to please the angered side as his head was dropped back against the hard ground, causing another spark of pain to shoot through him.
Seemingly done with him, Remus felt Wrath’s weight leave his body as he stood. Remus watched blearily as the man righted his orange suit before taking purposeful steps back towards Deceit. In a moment of desperation, Remus gathered all the strength he could in order to push himself up and spit out a few loose teeth and as much blood as he could over the back of Wrath’s legs.
The reaction was immediate, as the other side whirled around and growled at him once more.
Without missing a beat, the duke grinned and weakly said, “Blood is the second-best thing you could have put into my mouth.”
Wrath was done with Remus’ awful habit of talking so much. He threw himself towards Remus, hands wrapping tightly around the other’s neck. Wrath seemed to feel nothing as he stared down at the slowly suffocated side. He completely ignored the sounds of choking and the scratching of Remus’ nails. He managed to block out the muffled screams of protest coming from the still bound and gagged Virgil. He didn’t even flinch when Deceit grabbed a hold of his arms and attempted to pry him off of Remus’ neck.
Nothing seemed to be doing anything. Remus was slowly quietening, his eyes beginning to roll back.
Then Wrath’s arms fell off of his body, causing both Wrath and Deceit to fall to the side. At the same time, the hands’ grip loosened until they fell away, allowing Remus to gasp for air.
Everything in the room was silent besides Remus’ attempts at breathing. Virgil’s desperate sobs had stopped so suddenly and all of the others had been forced into shocked silence as they stared up at the one who’d just done such a thing. Remus, even in his still fuzzy vision, was able to notice the pure white of the outfit before him and it had him slowly looking up see the unmistakable gleam of an unmistakable sword.
The sword was swung back down to be held down beside the man standing above all of them, the tip almost reaching the ground just before Remus’ knees. A loud booming voice crossed the silence.
“Get your hands off of my brother!”
Wrath’s face turned dark and he bared his teeth fully. Unfortunately for Roman, Wrath had fallen near the axe which gave the angered side an easy weapon. It was in his hand in the blink of an eye and then he quickly clashed with Roman’s sword, growling like a feral animal.
The fight almost became a dance. Wrath swung the axe time after time with all his strength behind it and Roman was managing to move around it, dragging the suited side around the room. Every now and then there would be a clash against metal as Roman parried an attack. Though, small clips kept catching at his clothing, causing small rips to appear.
Through all of this, both of the sides who’d dealt with Wrath’s attacks watched almost helplessly. Remus was attempting to steady himself but was still dealing with having almost been choked. In his normal state, he would have had a multitude of things to comment on, but he could just barely squeeze out a word in his current condition. Deceit, meanwhile, was back up onto his feet. He was swaying, holding his head, but attempting to take determined steps towards the two duelling sides. Then an arm grabbed a hold of his, steadying him.
“Don’t. You’re in no position to try and help anymore. You’ve already done so much.” The soft voice caused Deceit to almost break down crying then and there. Instead, his legs gave out and he went falling back down to the floor, but the man beside him managed to catch and lower him gently. All the tension and strength left the snake’s body as Patton’s arms surrounded him in a hug. He held back his tears still though, not wanting to show too much weakness around so many sides, especially Wrath in his current form. Across the room, Deceit was able to make out Logan, who’d done a quick check on Remus, crossing over and beginning to untie the ropes that bound Virgil.
A crack and the following clanging noises rang out, causing all of the sides to turn back towards the fight.
Roman’s sword lay in two pieces either side of him as he sat on the floor, back up against the wall. His eyes, while still determined, clearly held far more fear than before. The prince was helpless, defenceless. Especially once Wrath stood upon both of his legs with his full weight, causing Roman to cry out in pain.
The axe was held high above Wrath’s head, ready to swing down and cut Roman’s torso in half. “Any last words?” Roman opened his mouth, but Wrath cut him off, “Too late.” After a moment’s preparation, the weapon was being swung down. Roman could only wince, preparing himself for the impact. Virgil, finally able to speak, cried out and went to sprint towards him, but Logan held him back for safety, his own face looking grim. Patton turned away and scrunched his eyes shut tight, unable to bear watching such a scene while Deceit just couldn’t move, pure despair and sadness radiating from him. Remus reached forward, similarly to Virgil, shouting angrily.
CLANG!
The room fell silent. No one moved. Wrath’s eyes opened wide in shock. Roman quickly opened his, only to be greeted by the sharp edge of the axe only millimetres from his face. Below the head of the weapon, stopping it from coming down any further towards Roman’s body and causing any more damage, was a shaking mace.
Roman’s eyes flicked to the side, catching sight of Remus’ shit-eating grin as he looked up at Wrath, who was still lost for words. “Choking never stopped me before. I thought you’d know that by now.” Remus wheezed, playfully winking alongside his comment.
Wrath snapped. His entire being turned a bright shade of orange, with his centre turning red. He put all of his weight down onto the axe, trying to get through Remus’ already weakened state to get to the prince beneath. “F o o L s.” He spoke, his voice deep enough to feel like it was simply coming from within their heads, “Y o U s I d e  W i t H  T h e M?! s O  b e  I t!  Y o u  C A n  A l L P e R I S h!”
The axe’s blade inched closer and closer, with Remus doing everything he could to stop the sharp edge reaching his brother’s chest. It was just barely resting on top of the now slightly torn red sash, so close from reaching the false flesh. He could feel his hands slipping and his arms losing all strength, but he kept going. Then the weight was gone, and Remus found himself rolling over, the mace finally falling from his fingers and rolling away from him.
“W H y  D o  y o u F i G H t  t O  P r o T E C t  T h E m?!” Wrath yelled, now fighting off the double team made up of Deceit and Patton, who’d both grabbed a hold of one of his arms. The orange side writhed around, trying to throw the two off of himself, but he was having difficulties mostly with Patton’s as he was still at full strength.
“Roman! Move!” Patton called out, staring at the prince while he attempting to keep his grip on Wrath’s arm.
The creative side quickly jumped up and grabbed his brother’s arm, dragging him away from the spot where they’d been trapped. He took him to a more or less safe space of the room and crouched down beside him, glancing back towards the fight every couple of seconds as he checked the wounds, “What the hell were you thinking?”
“Not much.” Remus responded, his voice still hoarse.
“Moron.” Roman chided, “Don’t talk, idiot. It’ll only make things worse.”
The sound of a body hitting the floor again had both sides of creativity turning their full attention back to where Wrath was standing. Deceit was back down on the floor once more, this time clearly having no intention of getting back up as he’d clearly blacked out. Wrath had reached over and grabbed Patton by the scruff of his neck, pulling the collar of his shirt up far too high and effectively choking yet another side. “Y o U C A n  B e  t h E f I R S t  t o  G O.  Y o u  a R e  T h E T H i e F  T H a t  s t O l E T H e M  f r o M  M e  A n Y W a Y.  i T i s  O n L Y  F i t T T i N G  T H a t t h E y  G E t  T o  W a T C h  y O u  D i S A P p e A R.“
Patton scrabbled at the collar of his shirt, trying to pry it away from his throat. Tears began to roll down his cheeks, especially after Wrath easily snatched away the cat hoodie from around his shoulders, tossing it to the ground and standing on it. He whimpered and whined, feeling utterly helpless. The moral side couldn’t even call out for someone to help.
“GET OFF OF HIM!” The familiar double-layered voice screamed before Patton found himself gasping for air on his knees, the collar of his shirt finally falling back to where it should be.
Behind him, Virgil had tackled Wrath to the ground, attempting to hold him there while he growled.
Wrath laughed in his deep, demonic voice, “H e r E  h E I s. C o m I N g  T o  S A V e  H I s  n e W  l I g h t  F r I E n D.” He mocked, grabbing a hold of the cape of Deceit’s outfit that Virgil still wore and tugging on it to get Virgil to bend backwards above him. “A L w a Y s  W a N T E d  t O  b e  T h E H e r O, D I d n’ t Y o U?” Wrath dug his fingers deep into Virgil’s purple hair, almost ripping it out and causing the anxious trait to muffle a pained scream. “N e V E r  R e a l L y  L I K e d B e I n g  D O w N  h e r E w I T h  u S. T o O  B A d. t O O L a T e  f o R  s T U p I d  d R e a M S.”
“Get off of him.”
The tip of Roman’s reformed sword rested against Wrath’s throat. His hands were kicked off of Virgil as if there were no strength to the grasp he held at all, allowing the other to be dragged away by Patton to safety.
“L o G I c.” Wrath snarled.
“Wrath.” Logan responded coolly.
A few seconds of staring each other down passed before Logan turned and took a few steps back, tossing a second, identical sword across the ground towards the still-completely-orange side. “You wish to get to all of them. Then you must go through me first.” Logan stood, almost completely unguarded, waiting for Wrath to make the first move.
And do that, Wrath did. The suited side roared, snatching up the sword that was thrown to him as he got to his feet. He went to ram the sword directly through Logan’s core, but it was parried with little effort by the logical side. Wrath continued to swing, stab and strike with all of his might, screaming and yelling as he did so, while Logan barely moved in order to throw each attack away. After one, full strength swing from the side, Wrath was bent forward and panting.
“W h Y  C a N’ T  I  H I t  y O u?!” He huffed, teeth bared like a wild animal at an annoyingly stubborn prey.
“Perhaps because you don’t scare me.” Logan said, emotionless.
“W h A T? I m P O S s I b L E!” Wrath screamed, throwing out yet more attacks at Logan.
“I do not fear you because,” The logical side paused in order to avoid a particularly nasty swing at his lower leg, “you are just as we all are – simple, humanoid representations of-”
Logan stopped dead as the other’s sword drove straight through his chest, puncturing directly through him. He stumbled back, dropping his own sword in the process. Logan ended up slowly dragging himself down the wall that he ended up against, causing the tip of the sword that was sticking out through his back to scrape against the wall, creating a horrendous noise.
Wrath used his foot to slide the sword well out of Logan’s reach, making sure it went behind him. He crouched down and held Logan’s chin, forcing the logical side to make direct eye contact, “L o o K S  L I k E L o G I c  i s n’ T  A S  s T r o N g  A s  Y O u  T h o u G H t.”
Logan muttered something under his breath but was quickly losing consciousness. His head lolled to the side and his eyes became unfocused, the glasses slipping from where they sat on the bridge of his nose.
The suited side stood to full height once more, looking down at the impaled side below him with a sneer. No words were spoken as Wrath snapped the glasses that lay on the ground with his foot, excluding the scream of “You Monster!” from Virgil.
Wrath’s head gently tilted to the side to look at the anxious one, who was being held back by Patton. He slowly and purposefully took small strides towards the small group, staring them down with the smallest unhinged smile.
Then Wrath was face down on the floor, with no warning. Patton squeaked, and Virgil gasped, as they watched the man almost ricochet off of the hard flooring beneath him. Wrath, immediately after getting his bearings, flipped himself over to see what had happened.
A mistake on his part.
After turning over, two feet came to press down on his chest and two more weapons were pointed directly into his face.
“Ooo~ I didn’t think stepping on someone would give me such a rush! I’ll have to try it more often.”
“Will you shut up?!”
The twins shared a quick glare before returning their attention back to Wrath, who was attempting to get out from under them.
Roman quickly called for Virgil and Patton, “Help us. Hold him down.” Both of the other sides scrambled to get a hold of the one on the ground, who hissed and spat and screeched and screamed as he attempted to escape.
“What are we doing with him?” Virgil asked, doing his best to ignore the screams.
“I hav-”
“We know you have ideas, and no one wants any of them.” Roman swiftly cut off Remus before he could even truly begin his ramblings. “I’m trying to come up with something.”
“Not to hurry you or anything, Roman, but- Ah!” Patton wobbled a little as his grip on Wrath’s arm loosened due to the flurry of movement.
“I’m thinking as fast as I can, alright?!”
“Don’t yell at him!”
“Tell him to not rush me!”
“He said he wasn’t trying to hurry you!”
“Enough.”
Logan’s voice cut through the argument between Roman and Virgil easily. The four sides holding down Wrath, who’d began to literally howl in anger, looked up to see the logical side holding the bloodied sword he’d been stabbed with. He seemed perfectly fine, if a little unstable on his feet.
“Logan! Don’t pus-” Patton’s concerned tone was muted when a pair of hands softly rested on his shoulders.
Deceit slowly crawled around the fatherly trait, using whatever strength he had left in him to assist, “Trust him. He has a plan.” In contrast to his usual smarmy tone, Deceit sounded exhausted, which only added to Patton’s concern.
“I do, indeed, have a plan. Now, listen…”
Within a week, everything seemed to have gone back to normal. At least, for the most part.
Remus and Deceit had moved out of their dark and dingy surroundings as they’d been slightly more accepted by the others, which had caused their rooms to appear alongside Virgil’s – much to the anxious side’s frustration and annoyance.
Patton had worked with Roman – and sometimes Remus – to patch up whatever they both could of their old outfits for the time being, while the two of them came up with brand new clothes for them all to wear. Each of their outfits had been at least somewhat destroyed at Wrath’s hands; Virgil’s jacket having received the most and being almost impossible to repair which led to him having to make the decision to wear his old jacket for the short amount of time he was without a hoodie.
The fatherly trait had also gone the extra mile and taken small scraps of fabric from each of their outfits and pictures he had lying about and put them into picture frames. It served as a reminder of where they’d come from, who they’d been protecting and all the good times from the past. Each one hung up in the same place on the wall in each of their rooms, in clear view at almost all times. It managed to soften some of the pained memories.
Logan sighed as he stretched out his arms above his head, eyes falling back down to the work he’d been doing before he got distracted by the frame above him. He quickly glanced at the clock that sat at the back of his desk and realised it was about time for him to head down for dinner, as Patton would be calling at any minute now. He stood from the desk chair and pushed it under, mind still stuck on the events from a week ago. The logical side’s hand gently rested on his chest. The scar was still there and would be forever, but it was never going to happen again.
“Do try to keep it down when I return.” Logan threw the request over his shoulder as he opened the door, turning a little to look over it and into the angry eyes that stared at him from across the room, “Otherwise I will have no choice but to send you back over to Remus’.”
With that, the door shut and a loud roar sounded from behind it as Wrath’s head floated in the jar, unable to move or do anything else.
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freakova · 5 years
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I FINALLY saw the Sonic movie (Went with my bro in the end  I can finally unfilter everything Sonic related and oh man. Oh man oh man sorry folks but I need to unhinge my jaw and spew out my thoughts, spoilers under link.
It was, WAY better than I expected. WAY better. I was worried that the majority of the film was just going be “haha cheesy dumb kiddy movie but sonic is here lol” but it felt like they really got a decent grip on Sonic as a chatacter and his universe. So at it’s lowest I would say “It was a cheesy dumb kiddy movie but Sonic is here, and everything feels like Sonic.” 
All the little details were esp nice to see. I loved Sonic when he was rolling into a ball, him liking chilli dogs etc...Just the little things that made me go “hey that’s in the games/other medias haha”
Jim Carrey’s take on Eggman is a lot more...meaner? He was pretty nasty and rude to everyone and there were just a few times I thought “wow damn dude”. Not that it’s a bad thing, just something I found to be interesting. But he was silly and did a lot of quirky things as expected. 
Adored Eggman’s look at the end. Holy shit, despite being the total opposite in size/shape, they got it spot on. 
NiGHTS was in the SEGA title!!!! I see you my clown angel! 
KNUCKLES??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Baby Sonic? Baby Sonic!
I thought Sonic’s backstory was interesting, esp in regards to Longclaw. But I really wish we learnt more about it. Like, why does Sonic have to hide? Who is Longclaw?? Where did they both come from??? My head hurts.
Do Mobian birds exist or is Longclaw an example of what mobian birds look like? I love my sonic birds but I wanna know--would, say, Jet look like Sonic or be more bird-like, like Longclaw? 
When Sonic got angry with Tom about wanting to move to another state, I appreciate that Sonic learnt he was in the wrong and shouldn’t stop him to doing what he wanted despite the end decision. I did like that they portrayed Sonic as an actual teenager. A bit of a emotional and “immature” brat. I liked that. I feel sometimes that gets lost in the current Sonic games a bit so it was a bit of fresh air. 
There was a lot of adult jokes.
SANIC DRAWING? SANIC DRAWING! Biggest issue with meme jokes like Sanic however is I was the only one in the theatre laughing. Whoops.
Gonna say something that might be unpopular but after seeing the film I feel my mind is made up. I prefer Movie film sonic voice over current game sonic voice. 
“Hey I wonder why they said not to show Sonic’s feet in this fi--Oh.”
“Fart joke? In my Sonic movie?”
TAILS?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!
THANK GOODNESS IT WAS ONLY US AND ANOTHER FAMILY BECAUSE I YELLED OUT LOUD AND CHEERED I WAS NEARLY CRYING THEY REALLY DID THAT! 
During the final scenes, I really needed to pee and had to hold it in and imma be honest, my bladder must have gone into lockdown after that final scene because when I got home I pissed for a good 3 minutes. 
Loved the little credits segment and how it looked like the 2D games. 
No Pingas joke very dissapointed. :’-( 
All in All, I really enjoyed this movie. Ok, it’s cheesy and generic but you could tell they tried, esp after the model change crisis. I appreciate that they improved the design and changed the release day to help the animators. Though the CGI doesn’t stand out to other Live action/CGI stugg, when interacting with said live action, the improved design helped out a lot and I really appreciate the film. I know that 10 y/o me would have been crying tears of joy over this film since, 25 y/o me (now) was near tears anyway. 
Defo go check it out if you want, I’d go again if tickets weren’t expensive af and the fear of being the only one in the screening but let’s hope the sequel does get made with just as much love and let’s get this bad boi on home media, STAT! <3 
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We’ll sweep out the ashes in the morning |CHAPTER 2|
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CHAPTER 2: I say we don't know what comes 'cause that's on the way
“I’m home,” Jake called out as per routine as soon as he set a foot inside the walls of his home as the clock stroke 8 PM. The winter darkness had swallowed New York whole multiple hours ago, and the dwelling feeling of this specific day being that longest in a while was stuck in Jake’s tired, cold bones. Yes, today had felt torturously long, but it wasn’t because of the dark season (a national depression and whatnot) or the fact that he’d been out the door for 12 hours by now. No, all day long it’d felt like his phone and hands were constantly burning in what was clearly a move with the intention of provoking him. His body wanted to text Amy so bad; the faster he did that, the sooner he’d (hopefully) get to see her again. Yet he managed to refrain from doing so, figuring that Amy Santiago wouldn’t give anyone or anything but her job the time of day during official work hours.
Next thing he knew and before his thoughts could carry him elsewhere, the sound of a few light steps approached from the living room. Meanwhile he shrugged off his coat to abandon it on its designated hanger; right next to hers and above the already kicked off shoes.
“Hey,” he heard a warm voice welcome his eyes to switch in the direction of its owner. Here they met a pair of beautiful, welcoming brown irises. Not Amy’s warm brown irises though, he caught himself thinking… This was so wrong.
Immediately upon realising the betrayal his mind had just presented to him, Jake Peralta felt his heart skip a beat - the guilty kind - along with his gut dropping. It was indeed very wrong (even a rule he’d say) to compare ones current girlfriend, who was currently leaning against the doorframe connecting the living room to the entree, to an old friend slash colleague. Especially when you’d only talked to said old colleague for 3 minutes the very same morning. Her leaning hip elegantly as ever nudged the rest of her figure out of her resting position with his direction as target. “How was your day? It’s kinda late and I was getting worried about you.” Slender hands slid onto his waist as if they were making their way back home, reminding Jake of the fact that there was indeed nothing to worry about. Not when the incredibly stunning and smart Sophia Perez was gripping onto his knitted sweater in order to keep him in place for a welcoming kiss to his purple, frozen lips.
“Sorry,” barely made it out against her lips. Pulling away was his next move. “I had a perp that didn’t exactly feel like confessing, so I had to stay in order to get him to talk. He was not a fan.”
“Always the hero, huh?” Sophia smiled cheekily before turning back around prior to walking back to whatever she’d been doing before he walked in. “I had to bring home an important case that’s due tomorrow, so I’m working on that and already ate… But I made sure to keep a portion of dinner for you. It’s ready to be put in the microwave.” Then she disappeared back into the living room.
“Thank you,” was all there was left for him to call out after her, before making his way to their kitchen. ‘Their kitchen’ was still such a weird concept to Jake; sure they’d been together for 4 years now and had lived together for almost two, but sharing his home with another person still seemed surreal to him. This was of course nothing personal against Sophia, but it’d taken Jake a while to get comfortable enough with the idea of sharing a home with a romantic partner - hence why it’d taken Sophia two years to convince him of the fact that his apartment was a hazardous climate and that sharing the bills in two would ease their respective economies. All that aside, they now shared a quite nice apartment not too far from the 99th precinct and once again there was actual food on the table instead of his usual ‘chocolate milk with whatever cereal was in his cupboard that day’-combo. Not that he expected Sophia to cook or do anything for him… It was more a case of Sophia not really letting him, because she was afraid of him messing up, which to Jake himself seemed to be a fair judgement of character. What a chaos it would’ve been if he’d ended up with someone who couldn’t cook.
Whilst waiting for his food to be heated by the microwave as it quietly purred in the background, Jake suddenly realised he’d actually managed to forget about the burning phone in his pocket. For approximately three minutes. Nice. Without any further hesitation he grabbed the device from the right front pocket of his jeans and  swiped it open before immediately clicking the green ‘contacts’ button; dear God, he hoped he still had her number. If not, he’d probably kill- Oh wait, there it was. Jake instantly felt his heart settle again. Yet just as quickly as it had settled, his veins started pumping and of course his heart followed behind, racing again just as his shaky thumb clicked her name then ‘send message’.
Elsewhere, still in her old apartment, Amy Santiago heard her phone give off a rumbling sound that was too loud to ignore. A sigh escaped her otherwise relaxed body in frustration caused by the fact that she’d forgotten to take her phone off vibrate. Trying to fight the global phone-addiction, she liked her evenings undisturbed and preferably without unnecessary use of any gadgets. Though she had to admit that this interruption was no one else but her own fault; and Jake Peralta’s, she mentally added shortly after having put down her book and pushed herself off the couch to check on whoever was trying to reach her after 8 PM. A small, some would say guilty even, grin let its presence be known at the sight before her. Of course it was him; who else?
Jake Peralta: Didnt have ur email saved in my contacts. Sorry:(
Creative, funny enough for her to breath out a chuckle. Even though it was just a few words, Amy had to admit that she was pleasantly surprised by how unquestionably their dynamic fell back into place; something she’d lacked ever since her transfer.
Amy Santiago: I’ll let it slide this one time.
Waiting, staring at the three taunting dots, holding her breath.
Jake Peralta: cool cool cool. so i was thinkin saturday. shaw’s. 8 pm. cool?
Jake’s lack of upper case letters was a mess, which could only cause Amy to feel physically uncomfortable. She was just about to allow herself to comment on it; had he not gone to school? Though she refrained and thus it was quickly replaced by more important matters such as verifying her neatly structured calendar. It would be a lie though, if she claimed to not have made a mental note; Jake really needed to step up his texting game and formal requirements. Simply the thought of his supposed, messy work mails caused yet another shudder, whilst her fingers directed the conversation in a completely different direction.
Amy Santiago: Just checked my calendar and we’re in the clear. Saturday at 8 it is. Hope you’ve gotten better at pool.
In his comfortable spot on his and Sophia’s couch as yet another episode of Queer Eye introduced itself, Jake tried to act if he wasn’t actually afraid of not getting a reply; as if he didn’t fear the fact that Amy had agreed to meet up just to be polite and get rid of him that very same morning. He tried to act as if that would be okay ‘cause it’s not like they meant more to each other than the average old friend slash colleague. People came and went; Jake knew that better than anyone. Though that didn’t mean that he was actually good at playing it off as okay - especially when ‘people’ could potentially be Amy Santiago. Mercifully, a buzz coming from the arm rest beside him drew his attention away from the warm dinner before him and spiralling thoughts. There was no questioning the fact that he did indeed reach for the buzzing device way too fast, but all that fell aside when the lock screen’s preview of the text caused his heart to swell with joy.
Jake Peralta: deal. and dont worry. i’ve been practicing. ur ass will be whooped by 9
A feeling of a potential catastrophe came rushing through his entire body as soon as his finger had pressed the ‘send’ button. Perhaps your third text in five years to an old friend shouldn’t include her ass; especially when you own ass was far from single and definitely had felt… emotions towards said old friend at some point in time. Fumbling fingers quickly typed out a desperate, probably pointless, redeem before yet again hitting ‘send’.
Jake Peralta: sorry!! that was really inappropriate!
“Fuck,” he furiously locked his phone, mad at himself, at the exact same time as the back of his head hit the back of his couch in defeat. Well, if she had no reason to back out before, she definitely had now. Billions of minutes went by (or so it felt) before another buzz drew the heavy head off the back of the couch in a quick snap. In a spur of moment it all very much felt like the pivotal moment of his entire life.
Amy Santiago: Title of your sex tape?
Oxygen once again poured right into his lungs, allowing his chest to open up and his breath to unhinge from the brief, horrid intermission. The widest smile in forever (compared to what, he didn’t exactly know) formed on his tired yet now very content face. Their relationship really hadn’t changed and apparently the student had become the teacher.
Though ‘Saturday at 8 PM’ had seemed lightyears away on that Wednesday, for both Jake and Amy, the weekend and day finally emerged. Unbeknownst to the opposite party, one was more nervous and excited than the other. They’d sent each other a few texts during those few days; small jokes, remarks and other whatnots without importance. Little did they know that every single notification made the other’s heart jump to their throats for just a nanosecond - every damn time.
Amy Santiago: I’m at Shaw’s. Got us two seats in the right corner booth. Where are you?
Jake Peralta: its only 7.48!.. whatever. shouldve known i never had a fighting chance. see ya in 10
Amy chuckled to herself after leaving her phone face down on the oh so familiar, wooden table. Seemingly out of nowhere, the strong familiarity of the situation hit her like a ton of bricks: Sitting in a booth at Shaw’s, the smoke from multiple lit cigarettes mixed with the smell of alcohol, waiting for an iconically late Jake, sipping on a cheap beer… If she hadn’t known any better, Amy could’ve sworn that she was back in 2014. There was no way she’d ever say it out loud, because that would mean actually acknowledging it, but she sometimes wished she actually was back in 2014. This would imply still working at the Nine-Nine and more importantly the fact that she’d get a second chance at choosing a different path for herself. A path that didn’t bring her away from what she’d forever consider her favourite work place and best friends; more precisely a path that didn’t bring her so far away from the possibility of getting closer to a certain idiot, sweet manchild. Sometimes she even caught herself redhanded thinking, daydreaming about what they could’ve possibly resulted in if she’d just stayed. If only she’d just stuck around long enough for her to realise that Teddy wasn’t a match and Jake possibly was… If not perfect then maybe at least better.
She must’ve been staring at the tip of her beer bottle for quite some time seeing that as soon as she allowed her eyes to leave it, she gazed right at a smiling Jake Peralta. Almost like he’d walked right out of her guilty daydream.
“7.59,” he briefly threw a glance at his phone, before putting it down on the table. “Nailed it.”
There was that stupid, racing heartbeat again, Amy thought to herself in the midst of trying to play it off with a welcoming smile and what she hoped was a smooth answer. “I’m impressed. Just for that? First drink is on me.” She pushed a second beer, unopened, in his direction. Prepared as always.
“First drink? Damn, Santiago,” he slid himself into the narrow booth and seated himself next to her. “Are you planning on getting me drunk?”
“Shut up.” Honestly? Yes. But she couldn’t admit to that so she settled for a classic eye roll. That at least always seemed to get her out of these kinds of situations, where she hopelessly needed to run from her secret wishes.
“Here’s to reunions and old friendships,” Jake raised his beer into the air, implicitly asking Amy to make this their little moment.
“I’ll drink to that,” Amy complied, clinking her bottle against his before taking a slurp.
Moving forward, flow of the conversation was smooth and seemed infinite. As a surprise to no one, they had a lot to catch up on and there was no sparing of details or sidetracks. The rabbit hole that was their five years apart was wide agape, and with alcohol added to the mix, there was no stopping them. Their phones never left their screen down positions on the table before them, and their eyes never left the other’s. This was continuously the case until they were both three drinks in and Jake’s phone suddenly pinged.
“Sorry. Just a sec,” the beer in his hand was replaced by his phone. “Must be Sophia asking where I am.”
Sophia. Amy mentally repeated the name, analysing it, trying to put it into a fitting context but alas failed. It must’ve shown on her face. She was never good at hiding her true emotions - especially confusion, where her frowning brows would always act as snitches.
“Oh, wait…” an almost regretful, nervous even, expression presented itself on Jake’s face. “You don’t know Sophia, right?” Why did he have a culpable feeling of not wanting her to either? Things were going so well. It might not have been morally right if so, but Jake couldn’t help but consider that an evening without mentioning Sophia would’ve been easier… He knew things with Amy could never head in certain directions, but he also knew that there would’ve been nothing illegal about forgetting about certain things for just a couple of hours, right? Temporarily allowing himself to forget that Amy had left, eliminating alternative fates for their relationship, thus leading him onto a path right into Sophia’s arms. Alas, it too late. There was no way around it, and Jake had to act like he didn’t absolutely loath the cards that were now clearly on the table. “I met Sophia about a year after you transferred to Major Crimes. She’s…” Jake interrupted himself by taking a finishing gulp of his now empty beer. “She’s great. We live together in an apartment near the Nine-Nine and we’re enga- she’s uh-… my fiancée.”
If he didn’t know any better, Jake could’ve sworn that his old friend’s otherwise golden brown eyes were suddenly eclipsed b a darker shade that he couldn’t quite recognise. All he knew was that it could compare to the way sinister thunderclouds would overtake a clear spring day.
“Oh, that’s…” He saw her struggle to form words, her dark eyes returning to the old habit of centralising on inanimate objects rather than people, whenever she needed a second to form her upcoming sentence. “That’s… amazing!” her eyes were redirected back to his, paired with a weirdly contrasting smile. “I’m so happy for you, Jake. You deserve that.”
If it wasn’t because he consciously forced himself to not overanalyse every single thing she said or did that evening, Jake would’ve been worried by this immediate switch of mood. Yet he let it be, acting as if everything was as it should be. “Thank you.” That was a start, Jake thought. “Yeah, I’m… very happy.” He begged to God that he sounded more convincing than he felt. Why was he feeling like this? He was far from unhappy with Sophia and there was no justifying his opposing thoughts nor his feelings.
“Good. That’s the most important, right?”
God, he hated that he loved the way she tilted her head, whenever she would ask a rhetorical question. “Of course… But uh- what about you? Got a lucky guy?” Though he was definitely tipsy by then, he was nowhere near drunk enough for this conversation. Just the fact that he felt the need to be drunk for this particular conversation was reason enough to get drunk.
“No,” she smiled. Not sadly, because Amy Santiago surely didn’t need a man. But maybe her smile was just unaccented enough to imply that she needed something. This alone gave Jake a devilish and false sense of consolation. False in the sense that it was so wrong. On the other hand he also suddenly feel the need to figure out what this something was. “It’s just me, myself and my job,” she added.
“Well,” a comforting smile countered hers. The last thing he wanted was for her to interpret his question as criticising or demeaning. On the contrary, he actually admired (and always had) her professional drive and independence. “That’s not a bad thing. I’ll have you know…” He pushed himself out of booth for the first time since he’d arrived two hours prior, earning himself a confused look frown from Amy. “… I’ll drink to you and your admirable devotion to your job. Beer?”
Amy couldn’t point out if it was caused by the change in the way the lamp’s warm light hit him now that he was standing up; or if it was caused by him taking off his hoodie before throwing it where he’d been sitting, only to reveal his iconic and flattering flannel; or if it was caused by the buzz in her head and heating cheeks that made her wish he would peel of the remaining layers of clothing. Whatever it was, Amy Santiago was frustrated, yet happy - that collision of feelings itself was extra frustrating. She needed to fight it off the deeply wrong and forbidden thoughts with something. “Shots?”
“Shots.” He concluded, checking for his wallet. “Definitely.”
When Jake came back with four tiny glasses of some clear liquid. Amy didn’t recognise that nor the taste, when she downed her first shot seconds later with Jake back by her side. They’d gulped down one each, followed by Jake explaining her what it was, but she didn’t care at this point. All she wanted was to get back on track and forget the pre-shots conversation about the future Mrs. Peralta.
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lins-fandom-hub · 5 years
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For family (post HPHM)
"Lin? Report for duty, miss."
"Present. What's the mission?"
"There was a raid that happened earlier today at a house near the bay. I would like you and Miss Tonks to investigate it. I'll give you the address."
"On it. Thank you."
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The house was unlike anything Clara had ever seen--almost unfamiliar from her immediate memory. Dislodged bricks cascaded down the side of what was left of the walls, shattered glass glistening on the concrete paths. The once pristine garden, blossoming under her father's care, was now littered in fragile ruin. The roof, thankfully, remained intact, but there was nothing Reparo could do to the rest of the wreck.
"Wotcher, Clara." Tonks appeared at her side a moment later, her face falling the minute she saw the house. "You recognize this place?"
"This...Tonks, this was my house," the other girl told her. "The Snatchers must have raided it last night."
"And look at this wreck!" Tonks cried, looking around at the ruins. "God, Professor Sprout would not have been pleased to see the petals all over the place."
Clara sighed, a fast rush of air escaping her slightly chapped lips. "My father loved Herbology," she recalled. "He loved it enough to take such good care of any garden, even raise one for his own. Even in his busiest times, he'd take some time to water the flowers, hum a few tunes..."
No. The tears were coming, fast and thick as they brimmed in her eyes. With a quick shake of her head, she stepped over a broken flower pot and carefully travelled through the wreckage until she reached the front door.
"Alohomora," Tonks intoned, pointing her wand at the lock.
Nothing. There was no click, nothing unhinged.
"It must be unlocked," Clara murmured, twisting the knob and pushing the door inward. Sure enough, the door gave way and swung open, silent enough to enter undetected.
The inside of the house didn't look any better. Papers were torn and littered all over the tiles, the chandelier in the hall snapped by the chain and broken in millions upon millions of crystal shards. Photo frames of her family hanging on the walls--her parents, Jacob, herself, and little Em--had cracked glass spider-webbed from where something miniature hit it. Ink stains now decorated the pristine white walls, silhouetted images completely unrecognizable.
"Blimey. You'd have thought they wanted to take this house for ransom, and all because of you and your brother's exploits with the Cursed Vaults," Tonks remarked quietly, stepping in after Clara and almost tripping immediately on an umbrella stand. Clara had to hold fast to her friend's arm to stop her falling.
"They probably had a thing against those who gained a reputation so early in life," Clara responded wistfully, picking up a picture frame that held her parents on their wedding day. "My mom a writer, my dad a Herbologist, my brother a Curse-Breaker, and my sister a Potioneer...we found our purposes so early on in life." She stowed the wedding photo away in her pocket, along with an undamaged frame holding her entire family--the five of them smiling and waving eagerly in front of a camera. "It was all under my mom's influence that we figured out anything in our lives at all."
Tonks nodded silently as she strode into the study--Clara's mother's old study where she did all her writing. The books there remained untouched, weathered under use but intact nonetheless. The ink pots were gone, but otherwise there was no sign of a raid there in sight.
"Whoa," Tonks said as she pulled open a drawer to reveal a thick brown portfolio. "Did your mom really write all this?"
"Hmm?" Clara glanced over from the parlour, where she was performing Reparo on the old family piano. She recalled the joy she once had playing it, the days when music filled the empty halls and her family would feel at ease with the melodies. Her fingers lingered over the ivory keys for a moment before letting them fall to her side. "Yeah. My mother kept all her manuscripts when my brother went missing."
Tonks nodded as she put the portfolio in a messenger bag she slung over her back. "At least these meant something to your mom," she said. "She still had something to hold onto when he was taken into that portrait in the Vault."
"Yeah. But she ended up taking the worst of the impact when my brother went missing," Clara reminded her. "People started hating on her, write bad reviews for her that drove her to tears. One critic told her that she was incapable of taking care of her family, and should die for her incompetence."
"What?! No!"
Clara nodded sadly. "I have no idea how she ended up holding herself together. One way or another, she still picked herself up and sought another career. She's working with the Ministry now, too--with Tulip's parents, ironically. The Department of Magical Law Enforcement."
Suddenly, she stood up straight as a slight rustle came from her right, in the kitchen. With an uneasy glance at Tonks, she entered the kitchen on silent feet, her wand held out in front of her.
Cups and plates were moving on their own--a sight she had never seen before in all the years she stayed here. She raised her wand, flicking her wrist.
"Homenum Revelio."
As the spell wore off, she stood face to face now with an older woman with shorter black hair and brown eyes, wearing a scarlet dress that went down to her knees. Her feet were bare, yet silent as they moved across the stone floor. A closer look at the woman made Clara gape a little, while Tonks kept her wand raised.
"M-mom?"
Mrs. Lin turned to her daughter now, completely overjoyed. "Oh, Merlin! It's just you!" she cried in relief, hugging her daughter tightly. "And you must be...?"
"Tonks." Tonks smiled ruefully as she saw her friend reunited with her mother, safe and sound.
"Thank Merlin. I was only up and early making breakfast for your sister--it's the first day of her fifth year, after all--and then those imposters just broke into the house! Said they were looking for a man named Sirius Black."
"I thought something happened to you!" Clara exclaimed. "The Ministry told me it was an emergency mission!"
"Ah, yes. I keep forgetting my middle child has become a wonderful Auror!" Mrs. Lin said in awe. "No, they just...showed up out of nowhere. Men in long black cloaks and black bandannas, and masks...and they had a huge sack."
"At least tell me little Em's safe!" Clara cried. "If something happened to her..."
"I'm right here," little Em piped up now as she entered the kitchen, where her mom, sister, and friend were standing. "So, you heard of the raid?"
"I thought something happened to all of you!" Clara repeated, tears reappearing in her eyes but this time glistening in sheer relief. "We were just making sure nothing important was taken."
"No, dear. They just wanted to make sure the prisoner was caught again, sent back to Azkaban." Mrs. Lin shivered at the thought of Azkaban. "I don't want to go working there again."
"What--ohhh." Tonks only nodded as she recalled what happened that sent her to Azkaban--not as a prisoner, but more or less a detective.
Clara simply put her stowed relics back on the counter, and Tonks also put the portfolio down too. "You can repair this, can you?"
"Of course. You'd be surprised at what Reparo can actually do--or any spell, for that matter."
Mrs. Lin took out her wand and gave it a quick swish. Instantly, everything reorganized itself in its orderly place--picture frames resealed themselves without a crack, the chandelier reattached itself to the ceiling, even the papers were tucked away neatly in a nice pile on the desk in her study.
"Wow. I think I might need that spell to save my life," Tonks remarked in awe, stepping back to admire the handiwork only to bump awkwardly into little Em. "Whoops. Sorry."
"No harm done," little Em said lightly, fastening her Hufflepuff cloak around her. She then took over the stove, whipping up some porridge and toast for everyone, and in moments the four of them were eating breakfast together on the recently fixed table.
"Mm. This tastes really good," Tonks said with a full mouth. "Then again, that might be because I haven't had breakfast yet. Still, though..." She swigged some milk down and smiled. "You cook wonderfully, Em."
"Thanks, Tonks. I've been experimenting with new recipes this summer," little Em responded. "Hopefully I can become an accomplished Potioneer and a cook at the same time!"
"You still need help with the packing?" Clara asked her sister now. "Or are you just about ready?"
"I'm just about done, actually. Just need to coax Cheddar out of hiding, and then we'll be ready to go." Little Em nodded at her sister as she took the empty plates and put them in the sink, then went upstairs to find her cheese-coloured rat.
"I'm surprised she left her rat with its cheese-coloured coat after the spell you did on it," Clara said in awe, glancing at Tonks who just shrugged.
"What? I couldn't come up with a better welcome gift for her than a change in colour for her rat! And that was years ago," she replied. "At least it was better than Diego who offered to duel with her when she learned enough spells."
"Ah, yes, Diego Caplan. I'm happy he's managed to channel his hype into dancing."
Moments later, little Em came bounding down the stairs with her suitcase in one hand and Cheddar in another. Her Hufflepuff cloak hung lopsided over her shoulder, but she was smiling nonetheless. As she straightened herself though, Clara noticed something gold glinting on her cloak, and her eyes widened.
"Alright. I'm ready," little Em stated with a smile.
"Wait." Tonks peered closely at the little gold pin on little Em's cloak. "You're a Prefect now?"
"Yup! One of Hufflepuff's finest Prefects. And yes, I know Clara became one for Gryffindor," little Em said with a laugh. "Who knows, maybe the status would grant me more opportunities in the future to stop all crime in the wizarding world."
"Ah, maybe. But you'll love the Prefect's Bathroom at least," Clara said. "That's a luxury that comes with the badge."
"And disciplining others," little Em reminded her. "Now that would be cake. Considering mom does it all the time to us, of course. Hey, you don't mind if you and Tonks can send me to school? I know you were only here on a mission, but..."
"Hey, of course. I won't turn down sending my sister back to Hogwarts for anything," Clara responded with a nod.
And moments later, she found herself back at Platform Nine and Three Quarters with her sister and her friend, her Auror's uniform billowing as they travelled.
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"Lin? Was everything okay?"
"It was just a raid to locate Sirius Black by a third party. Residents there are unharmed."
"Clever. Tell your mother she's excused from work today."
"Will do."
ROUGH DRAFT...WILL FIX
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