#HOLY CRAP RUBY IM

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👯‍♂️, 💘, and 💞? Give us the deets :3

AAAAAAA HI RUBY IM SO. LATE TO ANSWERING THESE OHMYGOSH 😭 I’ve had a few busy mornings so I’ve been tired and end up forgetting I had these BUT NOW I WILL FINALLY ANSWER AND TYSM FOR SENDING 🥺💗

👯‍♂️: What canon character are you most similar to?

I feel like to anybody who has watched the show this answer might be very obvious, but I feel like I’m a lot like Toki! :) ofc because of his optimistic attitude and his whimsical nature, but he also tends to say the most out of pocket shit ever and I’ve been caught by friends doing the same thing too IFJSN SO I’D SAY WE’RE VERY SIMILAR and to anybody who’s never seen him here he is!! My best friend!! We collect plushies together!!

💘: Why would people love your ship? Why would people dislike your ship? How might it start debates?

Omg you know well people would dislike my ships because it would get in the way of their ships JDBSJSNSN THE FANDOM FIGHTS WOULD BE SO CRAZY. I think mainly with my ship with Skwisgaar that fans would be annoyed that his trait of being the “sex god” would be gone once we’re together. Same with Nathan expect fans (mainly the older ones) would be mad Nathan would be more softer/domestic like once we get together. I CAN SERIOUSLY GO OFF ABOUT IT but those are my main points. Although I think my ship with Murderface would prob have the most love since it’d give him more development @ his insecurities/how he views himself..

💞: Aside from with your f/o, who else would you commonly be shipped with? Why?

Omg the way these technically are all side ships/established canon ex relationships in my head but it’s too embarrasing to get into BUT. The drama factor of all of these is insane. Ofc Seth. Rolls my eyes. HE’S AN F/O but people would ship it for that good old ‘lovers to enemies to what is their deal’ type beat to it! And ofc theres dethklok minute host (the name i gave him is marc tackett in case you’re confused why i call him marc) with the drama of one sided love (the love is on his end poor guy..) and ofc theres Rikki Kixx and Twinkletits.. I just think they are cutie patooties and people would be intrigued by the mystery of our romance tbh since for Rikki he’s only in one episode and with Twinkletits there would be a lot of awkward silence in scenes with us in the same room OK IM DONE RAMBLING HERES WHAT THESE GOOBS LOOK LIKE cuz i love showing the boys off 😔

oh yeah i feel like people would also ship me with knubbler too since I feel like we’d have a lot of side plot moments together and he helps me a lot with recording and such JFJDJD plus it makes sense since he is blonde like skwisgaar (and marc but he’s totally bleached blonde).. can i get five more of these little blonde bitches..

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The maybe-sorta-not-really-almost blowjob scene, because I don't think I've drawn them together before and this is probably the best place to start.

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[itsclydebitches]

RWBY: Something that will forever bother me is that I thought they would change their outfits. I dont like v7 outfits too much so wehn I saw they might be on a beach. I thought, 'Cool. Maybe they'll remove some layers of theit WINTER outfits and they might look better.' BUT NO. I thought weiss and blake would lose their jackets, yang gets a ponytail, im not sure about ruby, shes fine ig. But still pretty unhappy. oh well

Yang in a ponytail, my beloved. So near and yet so far 😭

I get that it takes more time, effort, and of course money to create the new models (even overlooking the fact that RT is no longer the struggling startup it once was...) but for me, missing details like that really hinder my sense of immersion. They don't actively take me out of the story, but they don't help me stay tethered to it either, which is much more of a problem when the writing is struggling like RWBY's is.

As I mentioned in another post, I've started Demon Slayer (which is excellent) and little moments with clothing really help the storyworld to feel real. Why doesn't Tanjiro's uniform tear during all those intense battles? Oh look, here's a scene with his mentor explaining precisely how that's possible. Why doesn't Inosuke's mask fall off? It does after a particularly vicious headbutt, finally revealing his face. Here two of the characters are removing their outer layers to give someone a pillow and blanket. Here they are changing into a new set of clothes while their uniforms are washed. Zenitsu hangs onto others' robes when he's particularly scared, pulling them askew. Inosuke wears or doesn't wear a shirt depending on the situation. People comment on the bamboo in Nezuko's mouth. Tanjiro's earrings are slowly being revealed as significant... Clothing is a part of the characters and the story actually treats it as such.

In contrast, RWBY has lost almost all of that work despite starting out as a series built around the thematic significance of outfit colors. Not even their weapons, tools through which the ENTIRE conflict is built around, are given any true acknowledgement anymore, not when Weiss finds hers in a heartbeat offscreen, getting Blake's back becomes fodder for jokes, Ruby shows no inclination to get Crescent Rose back (with, more significantly, her teammates ignoring that uncharacteristic passivity), and Jaune apparently has never tried to mend his sword. Only stealing Yang's arm is even somewhat significant and likewise treated in a jokey, ultimately-unimportant-to-her-development manner.

Now take into consideration everything they DON'T do, including reacting to the tropical nature of the Ever After. Give me scenes where Yang puts up her hair, Blake takes her stockings off, Ruby tears the sleeves off her shirt, Weiss cuts her skirt to make it shorter, and she and Yang both loose their jackets because holy shit it's hot here. Also we're literally lost in a parallel fantasy world, maybe dead, who gives a crap how we look or if we need to buy new clothes later?? Give me the girls pulling off extra layers to cushion Ruby's head after her faint. Let them tear off a strip to bind a wound. Who's going to trade something like their jewelry to gain what they need? (Something we did get with Ruby's rose pendant, but it happened so fast and with no emotional punch it was just frustrating. Great idea, terrible execution.) Who's going to pick up new pieces while traipsing across the Ever After, perhaps visually signifying their acceptance of the place (something we could have gotten with Ren in Atlas)? Who's outfit gets scorched or torn or soiled because unlike Demon Slayer, there's no canonical reason for why these clothes should still be looking pristine after all they've been through?

Obviously RWBY doesn't have to do all of this, but it should do something to sell the idea that these are real people post-battle, traveling a hostile, tropical-esque land after they've been prepped for the ARCTIC. Keeping them exactly the same doesn't help me fall into the fantasy of watching RWBY, it just makes me go, "Oh, they probably want new outfits for Volume 10, so they're not bothering to change anything now :/" The viewer is already well aware that Volume 9 is a filler season that's struggling to be significant in the grand scheme of things. You don't want anything that's going to add to that feeling.

To use an old meme:

[dottie-writes-tmnt]

Settled In

This is part five of my story A New Kind of Familiar. Tags and other chapters can be found here!

No summary this time we ballin; Ruby gets his own room tho

Ruby woke up to quiet commotion going on around the couch he was sleeping on. Leo, Mikey, Casey Sr., and Donnie were all begging Red for something.

“Raph, cmon, please?”

“You’ve been saying ‘next year’ for the past 3 years!”

“Red, we should all go. It will be a bonding experience for all of us,” Casey said, oddly formal.

“I concur. Unless Ruby’s straight and/or homophobic, in which case it’ll be horrible.”

“Oh, shit. I forgot those exist. But Ruby’s literally Raph from another dimension. Isn’t he queer by default?”

“There’s always a possibility, Leon.”

“ Ouch,” Ruby snarked, sitting up and rubbing his eyes. “It was already offensive enough when ya said I was straight, but the jump to homophobic was just evil. You guys really need to work on not talkin’ about a guy when he’s in the room with ya, by the way.”

He watched with mild amusement as everyone in the room looked at him in either shock or guilt.

“Anyway, where are you guys tryin’ to convince Red to let ya go?”

In his sleepy haze, it took him awhile to process what he’d heard.

“A pr—“

“Wait a damn minute, Leo’s— you’re all— holy crap, this dimension is so backwards oh my god.”

“Language.”

“You don’t mean to tell me I’m straight in your dimension!?”

“It’s not the end of the world, Leon.”

“You’re not straight all of a sudden?!”

“I’ve known I was gay since I was 6!”

“That’s fuckin’ crazy.”

“Language,” Raph warned, just slightly louder, overlapping once again with the Leonardo ingrained in his mind.

“Ah, right, I haven’t asked any questions about your dimension yet! I have been trying to let you settle in first, but my curiosity is slowly getting the better of me. And what better time to do it than while ‘buying’ more pride things for all of our ever-growing collections?”

“That’s a Donatello way of saying ‘be prepared, bitch, I’m gonna interrogate the fuck outta you’, ain’t it?”

“Third strike, yer out,” Red growled playfully, grabbing Ruby by the top of his shell and lifting him until he dangled in the air.

The turtle swallowed his immediate panic, recalling Raph doing similar things to Leo, Mikey, and Donnie.

“Donnie, you can interrogate ‘im next week. Ruby, ya get air jail for 10 minutes.”

“Haha you got air jail,” Leo taunted, sticking his tongue out at him.

Mikey gasped beside them.

“Guys, we have to go! It’ll be Casey Jr.’s first one, since Raph didn’t let us go last year! Ruby, have you ever been to a pride parade?”

“I’ve been nocturnal for most of my life and spent the rest of it fearing humans for all I’m worth. So no.”

“That’s why your sleep schedule sucks,” the box turtle said like he’d cracked some magic code to the secret of life.

Raph finally sighed.

“Fine, we can go. We’re going shoppin’ today, we’ll go to a parade tomorrow, and we’ll watch old gay movies the next day, and maybe if y’all behave, Raph and Leo’ll make ya some extra clothes, mm?”

The others rejoiced, waking up Casey Jr., who shuffled into the living room and leaned against the doorway, rubbing his eyes to try to wake up. His hair was a mess and he looked like he was back asleep already. Raph set Ruby back on the couch.

“Wha’s hap’nin?” the boy slurred, humming happily when Raph scooped him up and nuzzled the side of his head.

“Mornin’, Casey.”

“Mmmm.”

“I think he’s already asleep again,” Leo murmured.

“No, he’s not.”

The snapper set him down on the couch near Ruby and the teen immediately latched onto him, nuzzling his face into the turtle’s shoulder. He stiffened immediately, eyes going to the teen on him.

“You’re gonna be there awhile,” Donnie informed. 

“Sooo…we call April, Barry, maybe Dad and leave around ten-ish?”

“Yeah, we do need to update Dad’s collection, don’t we?”

That was the craziest shit he’d heard all night. Apparently, during summer, the family was nocturnal.

“Now y’all are just lying to me.”

“About?”

“Splinter is a homophobic conservative. Anything else and you’re lying.”

“Sorry to break it to you, amigo, but Dad is very much a bisexual.”

“You’re lying. Casey drools in his sleep.”

“I know. We’ll get him in a bit.”

“Everybody’s eating before we leave,” Raph growled, glowering at Donnie. Suddenly, music started blaring from Leo’s phone.

“You already know you’re dealing with this shit all month,” the slider said simply as I Like Boys by Todrick Hall played. “Anyway, just lemme know when we’re leaving.”

Donnie rolled his eyes. “Leon, we depart in close to an hour.”

“Yeah, whatever, I’ll see you guys then!”

“He’s going to see Usagi,” Donnie said at the same time Red said “he’s goin’ visit Usagi.”

They both sighed, rolling their eyes.

“Who?”

“You’ll see. Anyway, have fun with Jr.”

“Wait a damn minute!”

“Language.”

“I’m gonna go work on cooking, so we can all actually eat something before we leave.”

“SHELLDON is in need of his routine scrubbing. And I need to continue working on his body.”

“What?”

“SHELLDON is our nephew, only the best little AI in the world,” Mikey chirped. (What.)

“With villain tendencies,” chimed Cassandra, before getting up. “Yeah, I’m gonna get a workout in before we leave.”

“What am I supposed to do about Casey Jr.?”

“Someone’ll swing by to get him or his body clock will wake him up. Good luck. You also look like ya need more sleep,” Raph said, glancing Ruby’s way.

“I can’t fall back asleep once I wake up. Trust me, I’ve got all the sleep I’m gonna get.”

“Alright. I’m gonna watch some Lou Jitsu,” the snapper said simply, turning on the projector and sitting near the couch.

Ruby turned to watch the screen, Casey inhaling deeply, shifting in his sleep as he sighed before he tightened his hold on the turtle and huffed.

“Jr.’s a very clingy sleeper. He lost a lot of people.”

“This’s worse than Chompy,” he muttered, sighing as he rubbed the human’s back. It was a subconscious gesture, his mind drifting to the last time he’d taken a nap with his child.

“Chompy?”

“Turtle alien from the time we went to space.”

“Space?!”

“Yeah. To stop murderous aliens from killing everyone ‘n destroying the planet. Ya know, the usual.”

“That…how old’re you, again?”

“Eh, I dunno anymore. With the whole Dimension X thing, and the whole time travel thing, none of us know how old we are. But I’m the second oldest. I could be anywhere from 15 to fuckin’, what, 17?”

“When did you guys go to space?”

“Well, that was the time travel thing. I think I was 15? We count Leo as being a year older than me, so uh… I think. Why?”

“No reason. Just, y’all were kids.”

“I know. What does that hafta do with anything?”

“Nothin’! It’s great you guys did so much for the world.”

“Yeah, somethin’ like that.”

The two settled to watch the man on the TV scream hot soup and take out enemies courageously.

Some time passed with Ruby watching blurry colors and hearing static instead of the actual movie, the weight on top of him the only thing that kept him from completely being lost. That happened to him a lot.

“—by? Ruby? Hey, Ruby?”

He clocked in enough to hear Red’s voice gain more concern as he still didn’t respond. He couldn’t force noise from his mouth, unsure why he was having such trouble. He grunted, shifting to try to get some life back into himself. Jr. woke immediately, sitting up.

“Raph?”

Mikey.

“It’s time to go,” the box turtle continued, walking over. “Ruby?”

He really wished people would just shut the fuck up and leave him alone.

“Blink if you’re hearing what I’m saying.”

Blink once or blink twice? He didn’t think it mattered, simply blinking anyway.

“Okay. Casey, lay back down.”

The ravenette obeyed without question, one of the turtle’s rumored “Doctor Personas” close to surfacing from the looks of it.

The human drummed nonsense patterns on his shoulder, and Ruby counted each impact for fun. What did they all need, anyway? There had to be a reason they were trying to get a response from him.

“Because it’s time to go shopping like we planned earlier. Of course, we don’t have to if you’re not up for it. We all were going to eat before we leave, though?”

Had he said that out loud?

“Yeah, big guy, ya did. Think you can get up?”

Casey got up again easily, hopping over the back of the couch. The red banded turtle sat up, wishing distantly they’d quit looking at him like that.

“We’ll be in the kitchen.”

He simply nodded. Now he wondered how long he’d been out of it. He shrugged it off in favor of getting his ass up and going to the kitchen. He had shopping to do later.

 

Malls were a lot bigger than he remembered. Leo immediately ran off, screaming about getting a Harry Styles poster. Draxum simply followed everyone to Hot Topic, then going off to buy his own stuff. Ruby stood looking at everything until Casey Jr. mumbled something next to him.

“I’ve never been in one of these stores either. I think we can just get whatever.”

Raph was pondering squishmallows while Cassandra gazed at jackets. Mikey was with Raph and Donnie was looking at pins. The teen beside him nudged him further into the store.

“Just see what you find.”

 

After looking for a while, he did find a nice looking leather jacket that he could modify later. And a few nice looking pins. And if Red caught him staring at a few Hello Kitty plushies and picked them up for him, nobody had to know.

After Leo returned, he shoved a trans pin at everyone.

“Renewing my gender like I do every year,” he drawled, putting it on his sash and brandishing his Harry Styles poster.

Ruby rolled his eyes, and they all went back to the lair. Splinter hadn’t come along but nobody seemed to be even remotely phased. April had been asleep and they didn’t disturb her further. 

“We actually have a surprise for you, Ruby!”

He quirked a brow ridge.

“What if I hated surprises?”

“Well, it’s kinda too late now. Cover your eyes.”

He did so reluctantly, Red guiding him somewhere.

“Open!”

He uncovered his eyes and felt his jaw drop. A subway car, just like the other bedrooms, but the walls were a dark red, and the stool he’d helped Mikey paint was at a desk with sewing supplies.

There was a mattress he recognized pushed into a corner, a bookshelf with books he’d rescued from the scrap yard hanging nearby. There were little bird skulls all over the room, and suddenly everything made sense.

Donnie dragging him into his lab to ask him questions about what shows and movies he liked explained the Corpse Bride poster on the wall, Mikey asking what colors he thought went with which, Leo annoyingly taunting him about the most random things until he could get sewing tips, Red just being Red—

“Holy shit, what the fuck.”

They’d pulled this straight under his beak.

“Do you like it?”

“How did I not notice?”

“Because we’re just that good.”

“That just ain’t true.”

“Soo…?”

“You guys did a nice job.”

“Wooo! He likes it!”

Everyone around him rejoiced and Draxum set a hand on his shoulder.

“This is just how they incorporate others into the family. If you think they were bad before, it only gets worse. I would run while I could, child,” the yokai said, clearly joking.

Mikey’s affronted scoff signed the baron’s death wish.

Distantly, Raph wondered how his brothers were doing. Quietly, he wondered if they cared.

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[shower-phantom-ideas]

Continuation of this post. Just a heads up my phone is at one percent and i didnt look ANYTHING up about NASA (im not even sure im spelling it right tbh) so i have no idea about anything im talking about. Its all just how i assume it works ok ok

The team assigned to keeping track of the facilities ghost activity has finally been approved to try and capture said ghost, after days of convincing the higher ups ghosts are real and yes one is haunting lap 2b, and sending it to space. The goal was it send it to a already in orbit station with a team thats been training on the side for the tests they wanted to run.

It finally came time to try and contain the ghost. After a few days of research and study someone just suggested they try all the classic stuff, for fun clearly not thinking anything would come of it just a sort of break activity. Somebody set up some equipment that everyone sees on a basic episode of Ghost Adventures (i honestly wish i have faith my phone wouldnt die so i could look up literally any ghost hunting gear) and begain asking questions.

Nothing was really coming from it besides the normal stuff they would get “who is the ghost haunting our lab” with a “you mom” in response or a “how did you get here” “i died duh” but then once someone jokingly ask “do you wannt go to space” Phantom himself showed up right in Steves face seconds after he asked the question (you should have seen him jump lmao). The response surprised everyone in the room. “Are you SERIOUS??? I can go to SPACE???”

The room fell silent as everyone just stared in awe. They had all read about Phantom. From day one he was the first ghost they used find out more about the paranormal. No one actually went to Amity to seek Phantom out but the information about the ghost was almost endless. Everyone in the room was just shocked to findout it was this ghost that was haunting the lab.

Very much aware of everyones stares Phantom floated back from poor Steves face. Slowly floating up and back a bit he rubbed at his neck and gave an akward laugh “sorry”. When no one made a move to clear the air that was now felt so thick to Phantom we was sure he could cut it he sheepishly spoke “ill uhh just uh excuse myself then.. since you guys are uhh doing.. that”. Turning to go someone finally shook off the shock and jumped up. It was a tall man with brown hair and glasses, Jim they call him even though his name is Robert, “WAIT WAIT HANG ON.”

Phantom froze midair and flipped backwards as if we was laying on the air, tilting his head waiting for Jim, who he knew full wells real name is Robert, to continue. Coughing akwardly Jim spoke again “We have been studying ghosts more and want to understand better physical properties of them, mainly in space yes. Like can a ghost still float in soace or will the struggle with the change in gravity.” Being cut off by Stacie who seemed a bit excited “Can they withstand the conditions of space without containment or are they restricted because of the last of a normal atmosphere.” The questions came barreling in one after another. As each person in the room shouted a different idea they had for what they wanted to test.

Ofcourse feeling a bit overwhelmed but the sudden barrage of questions he put his hands up backing away a bit stammering not knowing what to say. Steve finally recovered from his scare was the one to step in and calm everyone one. Steve turned to Phantom, who clearly looked grateful for some help, and asked “So how about it Phantom, wanna go to space and help us figure some stuff out?” He reached his hand out in hopes the ghost would shanke it and that his team was right in asumming Phantom wasnt actually evil. To which Phantom obviously responded by flaoting down to just about the floor, but not touching down, and grasping Stevens hand he spoke “yeah, i think i would”

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Jaune’s Vibranium Shield AU: “Still Standing” (Knightshade)

Both Teams JNPR & RWBY where sent out on a mission together to exterminate a hoard of large Grimm Salamanders and Death Stalkers that where threatening a village, as they land into the Village Jaune being the best of leading a team he was appointed the group leader for the mission for his tactics and strategy intelligence.

Seeing the outcome of the village and what it’s been through, he then decided split into four groups of two everyone got together and he was then paired with Blake and then soon they all split up and made the groups search around for Grimm while he and Blake decided to search the forest, while looking around Blake began to talk with Jaune and admire the craftsmanship and dedication he did for his new shield.

As she and Jaune spoke for a bit she suddenly began to imagine him back in the Blacksmith’s classroom shirtless, all hot and sweaty, and covered in soot and scars from sparing, and watching him just work while looking like a greek god, as she was distracted she didn’t even notice the danger coming from behind her, a medium sized Grimm Dragon the size of a Elephant was roaring at her and was about to attack her with a large blast of fire, she looked behind her as she soon noticed and realized, she might not make it, and as soon as she knew it, the dragon unleashed its blazing might.

Suddenly to Blakes surprise, nothing happened she felt the blazing, burning and scorching heat of the Dragon, but as she looked towards it, she only saw the back of Jaune’s Armor and sees him using his shield to protect her, but despite his shield saving them both the shield was absorbing the heat of the dragons power and burning Jaune’s arm, as the dragon then stopped unleashing its fiery might, Jaune then began to attach the dragon taking many hits from the dragon and getting cut and burned he used his shield to stop the Dragon, by throwing and slamming the Dragon with it, and once it was dazed and dizzy he managed to use his word to send the final blow killing the dragon on the spot.

Blake was in Aw….she always imagined Jaune as a dorky knight…….but she saw him as he was….a White Knight in shining armor…her Hero.

After the battle he fell down exhausted and tired from the fight, Blake managed to stay with him and called for support and back up for a medical bullhead, and once she gets back to beacon she plans to thank him along with the rest of Team RWBY for saving her.

“Destroyed Village“

Jaune: Alright we don’t know if there are still any Grimm or survivors so I say we split up into four groups.

Jaune: Ruby, you go with Pyrrha.

Ruby: Sweet.

Pyrrha: I’m eager to be working with you.

Jaune: Weiss your with Ren.

Weiss: Thankfully Im not with a complete dunce.

Jaune: And Nora is with Yang.

Yang: Aw Yeah.

Nora: High Five.

Yang & Nora: 🙌

Jaune: That just leaves you Blake with me.

Blake: If you say so.

Jaune: Alright you guys let’s fan out and see what we can find.

“Forest”

Jaune: Man this place sure looks creepy.

Blake: “Looking at Jaune’s shield”

Blake: So hows the new shield.

Jaune: Its very different then what I’m used to but also similar if that makes sense.

Blake: Well I think it’s a good look for you.

Jaune: Heh, thanks.

Jaune: Frankly I didn’t expect this to come out so well when I showed the schematics to my dad‘s friend I was worried that the whole thing would be difficult to make.

Jaune: But thankfully this new metal worked like a charm, the hours and days I put into making this thing was difficult for the most part-

Blake: Uh Huh.

Blake: “Thinks back to Jaune in the blacksmith’s classroom”

Jaune: “Sweating through shirt”

Jaune: “Wipes sweat from head”

Jaune: “Continues to work on shield”

Blake: “Starts to blush”

Blake: What I wouldn’t do to him.

Blake: He has the body of god.

Blake: “Bites Lips”

“Loud Stomp”

Jaune: Blake, what was that?

Blake: “Daydreaming“

Dragon Grimm: “Appears behind Jaune & Blake”

Dragon Grimm: “Roaring“

Jaune: HOLY CRAP IS THAT A DRAGON!!!

Dragon Grimm: “Charges fire breath”

Jaune: Blake, Run!

Jaune: “Runs”

Blake: “Snaps out of thought“

Blake: Huh, did you say something Jaune?

Grimm Dragon: “Shoots Fire”

Blake: Ahhhh.

Blake: “Flinches & Closes Eyes”

Blake: Huh?

Blake: “Opens Eyes”

Jaune: “Blocking Fire with shield”

Jaune: Blake, Move!

Blake: “Nods Head”

Blake: “Moves out of the way”

Jaune: Ahhh, My arm.

Jaune: “Aura Flashes”

Blake: “On top of tree”

Blake: Gambol Shroud wont be able to do too much damage against that.

Dragon Grimm: “Shoots secondary fire blast”

Jaune: “Jumps to the side, dodging the attack”

Jaune: “Throws shield at dragon Grimm”

“Shield hits the right dragon‘s eye”

“Shield returns to Jaune’s hand”

Blake: “Staring at Jaune standing his ground”

Dragon Grimm: “Charges at Jaune”

Jaune: “Holds up shield”

Dragon Grimm: “Rams Into Jaune”

Jaune: “Hits tree on impact”

Jaune: “Gets Up”

Jaune: “Aura Flashes”

Blake: He’s doing it, Jaune’s really fighting a dragon.

Dragon Grimm: “Charges another fire attack”

Jaune: “Runs to the side”

Dragon Grimm: “Shoots fire breath”

Jaune: “Dodges Attack”

Dragon Grimm: “Continuously shoots fire at Jaune”

Jaune: “Slides beneath fire breath”

Jaune: “Jumps away from fire breath”

Jaune: “Uses shield to block fire”

Dragon Grimm: “Charges at Jaune”

Jaune: “Jumps to the side, dodging the dragon”

Dragon Grimm: “Hits tree with head”

Dragon Grimm: “Dizzy upon impact”

Jaune: Nows my chance.

Jaune: “Climbs up dragons tail”

Jaune: “Grabs sword from his back”

Jaune: “Stabs the dragon‘s neck”

Dragon Grimm: “Roars in pain”

Dragon Grimm: “Swings head around”

Jaune: “Hanging on with sword still stabbed in neck”

Jaune: “Jumps off the neck landing on the dragon’s face”

Jaune: “Stabs the dragon’s left eye”

Dragon Grimm: “Roars in pain”

Dragon Grimm: “Attempts to shake Jaune off”

Jaune: “Falls off dragon”

Jaune: “Throws shield on the ground”

Jaune: “Jumps off shield & lands on the ground”

Blake: Nice Recovery.

Dragon Grimm: “Blindly shoots fire”

Jaune: This is gonna end one way or another.

Jaune: “Charges at dragon grimm“

Jaune: “Continuously throws shield at dragon”

Dragon Grimm: “Charges to direction shield hit it”

Jaune: “Jumps on the dragon’s head”

Jaune: “Enforces his shield with aura”

Jaune: “Slams the top of the dragon’s head with shield”

Dragon Grimm: “Falls to the ground”

Jaune: “Falls toward the dragon”

Jaune: “Grabs Sword”

Jaune: “Stabs the dragon‘s head as far as possible”

Dragon: “Roars one final time before collapsing completely“

Blake: The whole knight look is more meaningful then ever before.

Jaune: “Catches his breath”

Jaune: “Pulls sword out of dragon’s head”

Jaune: “Gets off dragon”

Jaune: “Leans on tree”

Blake: Jaune, are you okay?

Jaune: Yeah, but I think I’m done for today.

Blake: Get as much rest as you can I’ll call in support.

Jaune: Thank you Blake.

Blake: No.

Blake: “Kisses Jaune’s forehead“

Blake: Thank You.

[wildcardaces]

@ruby-static "mai is crazy in the eyes of penguins" edition!

In which- well-

Mai: I turned back to my old human self just to get photos of the orca pod that exists near this island and of Grey

Mai: and i can confirm after seeing all the interactions that she is the pods matriarch! The ultimate mom and aunt!

Anna: i can see where dan gets his crazy dare devil antics from. And you're not even related or the same species.

Anna spittin straight facts there. Humans are absolutely crazy to penguins and i dont blame them. Getting close to potentially dangerous creatures and Also wanting to pet e v e r y t h i n g akdjghakgus-

Quil: hey shira, whats up?

Shira: guess who feels like crap

Quil: oh no!

Quil: ok, how bad?

Shira: well im loafing in my own bed so pretty bleh

*literally 5 minutes later*

Quil: SHIRA! HOLY FUCK!

Shira: quil- quil what-

Quil: aaaaaAAAAAAA!!

shira makes the mistake of calling the overdramatic friend when feeling horrid and now they've broken into the house just to go "self care!" Mode on you.

Not that shira minds of course *wheeze*

Young dan he lurks in the water and stares into your soul :)

And the finale!

"Hey uh...thats not exactly how you play hockey. Its not a football"

Lil shade doesnt exactly understand the rules of hockey. He does like kicking the puck around though!

[viandclintbarton-supremacy]

Imagine being from remnant and showing Team Flash you power and weapon

(You are Ruby and Yang's older sibling, Your weapon and semblance is the same as ruby's but your scythe turns into a machine gun)

After the fall of beacon you were running through the school as it was burning, you saw ruby and yang get air lifted out and tried to find any survivors until you accidently ran through a portal thing and ended on earth one and landing right in front of Barry allen and Nora Allen who were shocked to find you. You were confused by your surroundings and didn't know where you were

After they took you back to star labs and ran tests on you but cisco kept looking at your weapon in its gun form

Cisco: "Do Kids normally carry guns around from wherever your from," You gave a slight offended look

Y/N: "One I'm a 18, two i'm from remnant and three no only professional huntsmen and huntresses or those training be carry thier weapons" Cisco blinked and looked at the rest od the team giving them a really look

Cisco: "Great, we picked up a child solder" he said in a sarcastic way

Barry: "What is a huntsmen?" Barry said making everyone look at you woth curiosity especially cisco and nora. You scratch your head thinking how to explain it

Y/N: "Well they are defenders in a way, we protect the people of remnant from crime and thiese creatures called grimm who are attracted to negative emotion"

Barry nodded with a little smile thinking of how similar these huntsmen are too heroes

Nora was standing next to you fascinated by meeting someone from another realm. (I don't know what to call it) Iris and joe found it strange that thier were people in training for this and this is an a actual career choice

And Harrison was also fascinated and started to look you up and down

Cisco looked at caitlin and both were amused and intrested more. They both looked at you then to each other then the drawing board then at each other again and ran to board and wrote what you said down

Caitlin: "So is it like one big network? Like your an army, an organisation or something" she said questioning you, you scratch your ear thinking

Y/N: "Not really, there is the army from atlas but its not made from huntmens just soldiers, We take contracts that have been reporteded by civilians and then we do our job. And we don't really and we don't really have anything like an organisation. There is 4 academys, one for each kingdom" Cisco, barry and nora "ooed" in excitement as caitlin wrote down the details

Nora: "So kingdoms as in Kings and queens?" nora leaned on your shoulders clearly interested

Y/N: "Thier used to be centuries ago but thier was a war between all four kingdoms until it ended on a island called vytal, the King of vale won the war so to speak but all 4 leaders decided to abolish being kings or queens which led to peace and the academys being made"

Nora: "Schway" you looked at nora confused but everyone kept looking at you

Cisco: "What are these academys called" Cisco said like a child as he wrote down the information quickly as he can

Y/N: "Well you have Shade academy from Vacuo, Then Haven academy from Mistral, then there is Atlas academy in Atlas and finally you have Beacon academy in Vale, which is my academy"

Cisco smiled in excitement as he wrote all of this down as caitlin studied them.

Barry was interested in this earth he was hearing about and wanted to learn more.

Wells was thinking, trying to find out if he had heard of these places before

Nora was amazed to hear about a place for people to protect the public

Joe and iris couldn't help but think of the dangers the children of these academys could get into

Caitlin turned to you

Caitlin: "So these academys, how do they help you? Is it all combat training" You smiled at her feeling that you can trust these guys

Y/N: "There is a lit of combat training but you also learn about history and take test and stuff. Ever since i started at the academy i learned how to use my weapon and semblance much better in combat" everyone frowned at you

Harrison: "What did you mean semblance?" You frowned

Y/N: "you don't know what a semblance is most of remnant have it?" they all shook their heads "Um well, i guess.......its like a super power"

Cisco stopped writing and turned to you gasping, while everyone was surprised

Cisco "You have powers!?"

Y/N: "Yep" you said non chantley

Nora appreard infront of you

Nora: "Show us please please please" barry and cisco both came up next to her saying please too

You looked around iris and joe shrugged basically saying you have no choice, while caitlin gave a begging look

Harrison was closer to you and was still looking you up and down

You looked at them sheepishly

Y/N: "Is there a field where i can show you guys?"

A Field nearby

Y/N: "Oof its cold" you were standing on a field while the rest of the guys were watching

Cisco: "Come on red lets go, i wanna experiment the hell out if you" you looked at him wide eyed

Iris jabbed cisco's arm which he held in pain

Barry: "Don't mind him, his crazy but not a crazy enough to remove something of yours" You gave a nervous smile.

You looked to the field and show a medium rock and you decided you would run to it and back again. you jumped up and down warming up, you glanced at nora who gave you a thumbs up

You breathed in and out

"WHOOSH"

The whole in shock you just disappeared into red roses

Joe: "H-he turned into flowers" harrison sighed

Nora: "im confused"

Harrison: "Follow the trail" everyone did as hr said and at the end was you waving back

Barry: "W-wait did he just-"

"WHOOSH"

he was cut by rose petals flying infront of him as you was now back where you were before you ran

Y/N: "Thats my semblance, Speed"

Iris, joe and caitlin were wide eyed

Wells was slightly smiling with a face that said of course you power is speed

Cisco stared to laugh happily

While Nora and Barry somewhat smiling but with their jaws dropped

Barry: "I think we are gonna got along just fine" you frowned but then a flash of electricity burst from barry as he ran fast copying your route and stopped infront of you smirking

You were wide eyed and gobsmacked

Y/N: "y-yyou-"

Nora: "HEY" you glanced at nora and she then did the same as Barry, she ran to the rock and then back infront of you

"We can run fast too"

Y/N: "THATS SO COOL, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE ME BUT WITH ELECTRIC COMING OUT OF YOU" You said like a little kid getting a chrismas gift

Barry: "What about you, you leave rose petals. THATS AWESOME" Barry laughed heartly as nora bent down and pickes up a bunch and threw em in the air. You laughed at her action but still you couldn't believe your luck. You bump into two people who can run faster then you

Harrison: "So another speedster but leaves rose's and looks way more elegant at running then you two do" he said glancing at the two infront of yoh who rolled thier eyes in return

Y/N: "I guess i am speedstar in way but my speed helps me get in close and personal with chop up some grimm" you said proudly

Joe: "Chop? What you have a sword now?" he said in disbelief

You frowned, no my sycthe. Oh i didnt show them it

Y/N: "OH sorry, you only saw it in gun form" you reached for your weapon on your lower back"

Barry: "Gun form?"

You puller the latch and it transformed into its sycthe mode

Barry/Nora: "HOLY SHIT"

Cisco: "OH MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL" cisco looks at you like a crazied fanboy

Joe/iris: "I need a drink"

Harrison and caitlin were just wide eyed

Nora: "HOW CAN YOU HOLD THAT THING UP" (wink wink)

Y/N: "This is called blooming rose and I designed her to not be too heavy for me" You could then felt cisco breathing next to you

Cisco: "Y-you made her" You smiled and nodded, cisco threw his arm around your shoulder "Y/N i think this is a beginning to a beautiful friendship" you smiled and saw nora looking at blooming rose

You laughed and smiled and handed it to her, she smiled excitedly

Nora then tried hold the weapon up but started to lose balances and tried to lift it to her chest but then started to slowly fall backs

Nora: "aw crap" the weight was too much

"CRASH"

Y/N: "ouch"

[loverofallthingssmart]

👉👈 🍓? (ilysm!!💕)

ruby!!!! omg bro ilysm!!  i have been WAITING for this one ok lets get started

one youre literally SO nice to talk to every time we talk i just get so much happy vibes and our conversations just FLOW like we can talk about anything and it feels natural just AAAAH every time we talk i cant keep the smile off my face

two every time i see you on my dash its like “:DDDD i know her” and seeing you on my dash is just so nice because i’ll get a fun surprise when i see your icon and a post even when i’m not in the fandom

three. can we talk about your music taste? like HOLY CRAP man that serotonin playlist? i literally cannt--i’m its SO good i LOVE listening to it and it gives me so many ideas and gets my creative juice going like WOW i still absolutely love that playlist and your music taste is so great

and overall i am just :DDD all the time with you and you’re so smart and talented and im so so happy we’re mutuals and i woudn’t have it any other way

@mutuals send me a 🍓 and ill compliment u!

[dapper-wings]

SPN 15x13 “Destiny’s Child” Reaction

Guys this episode KILLED ME i loved it SO MUCH HOLY CRAP

Spoilers for Supernatural season 15 below but holy crap y’all, GO WATCH THIS EP XD

Wow this then and now is just nostalgia lane huh

WHAT THE HECK

OH MY GOD DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

THAT CAR

THE MAN BUN

THE SHOES

THE FIST BUMP

OH MY GOD

BILLIE

I freaking love Billie she is a gift to supernatural every time she comes on screen I’m just like YAAASSSSSS

This Billie/dean snarkiness tho

“Who’s gonna take over, Jack?” *jack pops bubble* “yeah probably not*

This one feels so familial I love it!!!

Danieel in the House!!!!!

Is she wearing a dress over a sweater I love her

OH MY GOD JENSEN SAYING HES BETTER LOOKING THAN GOD TO HIS WIFE IS PERFEFTION

RUBY WHAT THE HECK

RUBY AND JO ARE CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE

OH MY GOOOOODDDD GEEEEENNNNNNNNNN

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

OF COURSE ITS IN HELL

OH MY GOD I AM NOT OVER THIS LIKE I KNEW IT WAS COMING AND ITS STILL JUST DAMN I LOVE THIS SO MUCH GEN AND DAN AND JENSEN AND JARED ALL TOGETHER IN THE SPN VERSE IS PERFECTION AND GOD I NEED A SPIN-OFF SERIES OF JO AND RUBYS ANTICS NOW HOLY CRAP CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY MY SKIN IS CLEARED I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

not gonna lie that flashback scene of Ruby’s death kinda did stab by heart tho

hers too lmao 

BUT OTHERWISE IM IN MCFREAKIN LOOOOVEEEE

omg all that takeout food tho #confirmed jacks a Winchester

Jack and Cas bonding I love it

SAM WITCH YAS THANK YOU 

THE DORK WINCHESTERS ARE BACK YAS

So they’re just in hell now gosh remember when this was a big deal and now it’s just like “welp sure we have a vacation home there”

even the demons are done

CAS NO DONT GO TO THE EMPTY 

CAS AND RUBY AND MEG ALL TOGETHER AUGH

“I’m far from happy” #mood

Is that Bobby’s flask

Cas no don’t go to the empty!!! What the heck I guess there’s just no holds barred anymore that’s fine okay sure yeah okay

YEAH WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG LEAVING THE SOULESS NEPHILIM IN CHARGE OF CAS’ DEATH AND SAM AND DEAN IN HELL 

WORST PLAN EVER

DEAN THATS YOUR WIFE

I AM HAVING SO MANY FEELINGS YALL AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MEG?!???!?!?!??

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE SPN KIDS TO ALL WATCH THIS EP TOGETHER LATER ON

MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THIS WOW

“am I still an idiot” “well yeah” 

“I have a dumb idea”

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS AUGH MY HEART

witch Sam DOES things to me I’m tellin’ ya

FAKE SAMS FACE AT THE BEER

“WE GET PAID FOR HUNTING MONSTERS” “YOU WHAT”

Gooooollllldddeeeeeeeeen

HUNTER CORP I NEED ANSWERS SHIT SHIT SHIT SPN ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

JARED BEING PISSY WITH HIMSELF 

JENSEN BEING A DIVA WITH HIMSELF

I FUCKING LOVE THIS AUGHHH

THAT IS NOT ALTERNATE DEAN AND SAM THATS JUST JARED AND JENSEN TAKING THE PISS ROFL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ooooooo crap I hate hellhounds 

HIS PINKY IN THE AIR

MY HAIR IS SACRED DAMN STRAIGHT

I NOW WANT TO INTRODUCE ALL OTHER FANS TO THIS SHOW VIA THIS EP

TREATING JACK LIKE A PUPPY “NO SPIT IT OUT”

DEANS FACE OF HORROR WHEN HE ATE IT LOL

They are parents arguing over their child lol

aw jack baby no

DORK WINCHESTERS TOOK BABY FOR A JOYRIDE DEAR LORD 

JACK HAS HIS SOUL AGAIN YES

[gorillageek27]

Adam: alright who has the balls?

Yang: kiss my ass bitch! Im immortal

Adam:(chases)

Yang: SUUUUUUUCK MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIICK

Meanwhile

Jaune: (healig ruby) come on you cant leave me alone here. You're the only one i can talk to.

Ruby: i..you healed me

Jaune: you're the only one i respect

Ruby: then why did you heal yang?

Jaune: the better question is. Why did i tell her she was immortal?

Yang: holy crap! Thank gods im immortal

Jaune: actually i healed you. Idiot

Yang: wait. So i could have died back there!?

[howdoyoudothedew]

Another long SPN post

This time it’s notes from my WIPs. I never actually really wrote any of these, but tags and titles are included. Anyone can use these as starting points for a fanfic, have fun

Henry/Balthazar Summary: When Henry’s mentor, Benny, doesn’t return from the war Henry is saddened. He refuses to believe Benny died. Won’t even entertain it. On the way to find his missing mentor/father figure, he meets Balthazar. A strange man with a british accent and a habit of flirting with everyone, especially him. He finds Benny. He finds love. THen Balthazar tells him he’s from another time period and has to go. The last chapter is Balthazar saving Henry from Abaddon. Side note: Henry has blue eyes that Balthy apparently likes to wax poetic about Chapter One The day’s circled on his calendar. ‘Benny comes home’. That would be today. Or, it would’ve been. He had gotten the letter a week ago. ‘Benjamin Lafitte died in the war. We send our condolences.’ The letter, of course, wasn’t actually as cold and unfeeling as that. But it didn’t matter. Because it felt like that. It felt like someone had taken him and shoved him in an ice bath. He couldn’t believe the letter. He wouldn’t believe the letter. Benny had promised he’d live through this war. And if he had to find him, then by golly he’d find him. Even if he had to do it on his own. Henry snuck out of the bunker that night. A pack of food was the only thing he brought with him. That, and a picture of him and Benny. No one caught him on the way out. He knew the passages too well. He stole a bike from the garage, and left. There would be no note left in his absence. No trace of where he’d gone. Because if he’d left one, he worried that they’d try to find him. Find him and drag him back. But he couldn’t go back. Not now. Not without Benny. New section He’d been on the hunt for four days now. Had traveled from Lebanon, Kansas to Chattanooga, Tennessee and was slowly making his way to the Georgia coastline. His plan was to check coastal cities first. Then he’d work inwards till he covered all of the US. He only hoped Benny would return here and not go to another country. This is where he runs into Balthazar It’s when he’s asking a bartender if he’d ever seen Benny, while showing his picture Balthy comes up to him and says “Are you from around here, because you’re a perfect ten.”

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Don't Make Bets With Love Goddesses Five chapters Alternative meeting, canon divergent, Gabriel is Loki, Aphro has her son arrow multiple people, but Gabe bypasses them all “You cheated!” “That never seemed to matter to you before, now how did I cheat?” “Eros shot Sam with an arrow!” “My son’s arrow never touched the Winchester.” Everyone has what the humans would call a ‘soulmate’, not everyone finds them and they're not always romantic. It looks like Gabe found his, though.

Chapter One Explains how Loki has messed around, yet has never fallen in love “I will never fall in love” the Norse god boasted. He was talking out of his ass, and Aphrodite knew it. Loki bets Aphrodite that he will never fall in love She accepts with a wicked twinkle in her eye Aphro has never been able to pass up bets, especially when they deal with love He was close once, with Kali, but it ultimately fell flat It didn’t even actually fall flat with Gabe, but with Kali who could sense his growing attachment and cut off their involvement before it could happen. They had made a promise to each other that their thing would remain ‘no strings attached’. Then years where nothing happens

Chapter Two Sam enters the scene He’s tall and handsome; funny, sarcastic, witty. And he’s one of the only people Gabe has ever met that won’t take his crap. That will see right through it. Gabriel vows right then and there that he won’t fall in love with Sam.

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Different Circumstances Summary: Where the first meeting isn't of a boy with demon blood and an archangel, hidden as a trickster god, disguised as a janitor. Nor is the second meeting, or the third, or even the fifth. Until suddenly it is and the world seems just that much more messed up. Six chapters Tags: Canon divergent, Canon universe, 5 + 1 format, fluff, angst

Chapter One High school Gabe is the ‘bad kid’ They bond over pranks, and Gabe teaches Sam a few tricks

Chapter Six Sam connects all the dots and realizes the few people he had met in his life, the ones other than Jess that he had clicked with on automatic, were all the same person. Where all the trickster, Loki the god of mischief, and Gabriel the messenger of God. He hadn’t even clicked with Jess as quickly as he had seemed to click with each and every version of Gabe he had met. And now he was gone.

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To Heal A Soul Summary: Castiel isn't the only angel who tried to save Sam Winchester from the Cage. But while Castiel got a body, the other found only a soul. Tiny and broken, frayed at the edges, yet still somehow alive curled up in the corner of the Cage. Gabe keeps and heals Sam’s soul until he feels that it could be replaced with minimum consequences, when he does replace it there is still a battle. Gabe can’t help him with this battle, none of Team Free Will can. Gabe's dog is Max Chapter One Gabe gets Sam’s soul, just his soul, from the Cage because he knows what’ll happen if he puts his soul back in his body after Lucifer had ripped it out Sam gets a different… form type thing. Like, I don’t know Gabe uses pagan magic to give Sam a body like his own Explains to Sam the situation

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Stacy’s Dad (Lafittz) Tags: help me for i know not what im doing, i love this song and had to do this though, babysitter!garth, single father!benny, female teen oc, benny is older than garth by a few years, dilf!Benny, Notes: I'm sorry for the dilf tag, but I thought of it and it was too funny to me to not include it. Garth’s turned twenty a day ago, and is babysitting Benny’s kid (she’s twelve, so it’s not exactly babysitting) Benny’s thirty (his wife and him had Stacy when they were eighteen, they married right out of high school) Garth asks Benny out, saying that he promised him when he was eleven he’d go out with him when he turned twenty Stacy and Garth go to the pool, where Benny may work as a lifeguard Or, Stacy met Garth during her freshman year and they hit it off immediately as friends But Stacy liked Garth, and when he met Stacy’s dad it was practically love at first sight. (Because he's mushy like that) Or Benny and Andrea had her at sixteen, and Benny was estatic. Sure, it was early and he wasn't sure if he was ready, but he'd be damned if he didn't try to be a good father.

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Scarecrow Summary: Remake where Cas is a “hunter” who Dean picks up on the way to ----, he's working the same case and they decide to pretend to be a couple to solve it. Also, instead of Meg, Sam runs into Gabriel because he picks him up on the road before he got to Meg. Sam’s part is inspired in part by the honeythief amv. Tags: s01e11 Scarecrow, rewrite, i tried, canon divergent, canon hopping, beginning unchanged, fake/pretend relationship, bonding(????) Dean picks up Cas either along the road (a parallel of their brothers) or at the food place he and Sammy split A man slid into the seat Sam had vacated, black hair Dean could only describe as bedroom hair, piercing blue eyes, and a trenchcoat. “So you're going after the missing couples, too?” The other couple isn't there, instead the people there immediately assume they're a couple Cas immediately goes with it and when Dean asks about it later he simply shrugs and explains that this job seemed to require some falsehood

---- Short ficlet where they find Narnia. “I thought you'd already been to Narnia given how deep inside the closet you are,” Gabriel joked.

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Sabriel Anniversary Sam: Gabriel, I figured we could go where I first fell in love with you. Gabriel: Sam, I'd rather not… Sam: Why not? Gabriel: I have bad memories there. Sam, in surprise: Bad memories? I mean , sure we tried to kill you Gabriel: Lucifer killed me. Sam: Oh… Oh! You were thinking Elysian Fields? I meant Crawford Hall! Gabriel: What? Sam nervously rubs the back of his neck while looking away: Yeah… Could never really get you out of my head after that. *looks back at him* Even when I really wanted to. ----

Everytime they find Gabriel again, Sam wants to ask Gabriel to help. He wants him to stay. Though he tells himself it's not for him, but the world. But then they leave him behind in that ring of holy fire. And he… dies. At the hands of Lucifer. Sam thinks that's it. But then he shows up again, only to save him and leave him. (But it wasn't just him- it was Castiel as well, he has to remind himself for the next few weeks till it sticks.) So this time Sam swallows everything down, and he tells himself it's okay. Gabriel would've never stayed. And that's fine. Then Gabriel's back again, and he finally agrees to be on their team. He finally agrees to simply stay, even if it isn't for him. So of course he has to die all over again. ----

A rebound. Gabriel knows that's exactly what this is. After knowing Sam for all these years, he can read him. Read him easier than he can read himself. Heck, he knew Jess and Sam’d date the second he saw them together. And just as he knew, a month later they were dating. So yeah, Gabriel knew how to read Sam and how he felt about others. Romantic feelings just weren't there for him. Sure, Sam sounded sincere. He truly believed he liked Gabriel, and Gabriel knew that. But he knew his best friend and he knew the feelings were just his body’s half-assed attempt at fixing whatever hole Jess had left him with that he refused to recognize.

“I'm not ready.” It's not a lie. Gabriel isn't ready to date anyone, even if he loves Sam with all his heart. But he refused to be a rebound. He told the girlfriend Sam has before Jess- Ruby- as much when she gave him her twisted blessing after Sam broke up with her. If Sam knew that's what he was looking for in Gabriel, it would crush him. The poor kid would feel terrible, and Gabriel knows it. That is something he won't allow. Sam deserved happiness, but it couldn't be with him. Not now. Maybe not ever.

---- Crime Cleaners crime scene cleaners sam and dean who get roped into something well above their paygrade by two particular Novaks, possible villain being Luci and Lilith, who is his 'queen' they definitely get help from their friend Bobby and the Novak's friends Charlie, Rowena, and Rowena's girlfriend, the coroner Billie Or, serial killers God and his Righteous Man, who are secretly Dean and Cas. Gabe and Sam are the ones trying to find them.

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John Winchester and Chuck Shurley meet the parents thing. John first meets Cas, and Dean explains that Cas is his husband. Then he meets Gabriel, Sam’s bondmate-husband- and an archangel. When he mentions how weird this is, Gabriel is the one who points out that “If you think it's weird that your son in laws are angels, just remember that their father in law is literally God.”

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Normal au, Gabriel shows up out of nowhere because he has to do a blood sugar test to check for diabetes or some shit and he just grabs Sam: “I need your blood.”

[luckycheesefoodie321]

AWAE 3.05 SPOILERS + LONG POST

guys this is the episode we needed...it  was the wholesome, feel-good episode we NEEDED and I am so happy... my reactions are self-explanatory.. if you’ve watched it you’ll know...just... just excuse me while I go check out the anne with an e tag bc this was so much wonderful in one ep and idk how to summarise it sooo yeh

WEVE GOTTEN CHARLIEXANNE AND DERRY BEFORE WEVE GOTTEN SHIRBERT IDK HOW TO FEEL BUT I AM ENJOYING MYSELF

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Ooooh Gilbert taking an interest in medical stuff is gooooood news

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I’m sorry did Gilbert NOT react to Anne being taken notice of????? THOSE HEART EYES WERE FIXED COMPLETELY ON HER

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I don’t particularly enjoy Rachel Lynde but she doesn’t hesitate...that’s for sure

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Diana rushing off to a date with Jerrryyyy

Aw man boi couldn’t make it??

BOI COULD MAKE IT

Boi just quoted Frankenstein to her I’m dyingggg

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Where’s Billy??? Also why is Gilbert fully on the other side of the bois??

OH Lynde Boi what’s his name???

Ok Rachel is one thing but the Mr and Mrs Lynde are adorable

The Pauls are adorable

STOP IT GILBERT IS FACING ANNE ACCKKKK

Jane is delightful and I love her

Oh shoot Moody and Charlie holding hands somehow in the dance was everything XD

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Ruby you sweet summer child noooo

No children what the fuck noooo Tilly oh my god “who’s the father?” we need a better sex education system clearly XD

Oh wow. Miss Stacy is equipped for teaching many things. Sex Ed is not one of them.

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Moody brings out the banjo and what? Ruby is struck dumb. I SEE YOU. MOODY RUBY TIME

Ruby loves a strumming boi

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I CANT I CANT I CANT OH MY GOD OH MY HOD I CANT BREATHE WHAT WAS THAT THEY WERE BEIGN SO CHARMING AND HE PULLED HER TO HIS SIDE SO HE COULD DANCE WOTH HER AND THEY COULDNT KEEP THEIR EYES OFF EACH OTHER HOLY SHOT OH MY GOD IM DEAD IVE DIED IM GONE MOTHER FUCING MISS ROSE WHO?!?! HAND HOLD WHAT?!?! YOU AINT GOT NOTJING ON WHAY JUST HAPPENED

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I was so overcome with Shirbert I didn’t even notice Ruby sit next to strummer boi Moody until the third time through repeating that scene XD

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Wait no Charlie oh honey wait. Are those his wingmen in the background???

Wait no we had a magical Shirbert moment is someone gonna put this walking with Charlie bit on the Take Notice board????

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GIRL YOU LYING YOU LOVED DANCE PRACTICE

Why is she angry??? I don’t... Anne please poor Charlie

Bahahahhahahahahaha Charlie oh honey you’ve literally never had a conversation with Anne Shirley Cuthbert huh?

Charlie Sloane. Oh. My. God.

Anne. No. Please. It’s not true. Oh my god. WE NEED A BETTER SEX EDUCATION AT THIS SCHOOL. AND EVERYWHERE.

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GILBERT OH MY GOD WERE GETTING HIS REACTION DONT CUT YOURSELF GILLY JUST BC YOURE FEELING FEELS FOR ANNE

oh my god they’re the exact same

Hoooo boi he just asked Bash about marrying Anne. HE JUST ACKNOWLEDGED HE FELT SOMETHING FOR ANNE.

Awww c’mon Shirbert shipper #3 wants to know the deets Gilbert. Tell him you’re thinking about Anne. TELL DELLY SO BASH CAN OVERHEAR SO HE CAN KNOW YOURE THINKING ABOUT ANNE

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh Dianaaaaaa. If anyone would understand, it’s Anne. Don’t do thisss to my boi Jerry

She gave him a favour oh boi

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Oh my god they’re gonna get Anne to ask Gilbert about baby making holy crap this is gonna be amazing

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Oh my god that was amazing and just sooooo embarrassing

This is the first time they’ve talked since that dance this is insane

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Ooooh we about to get their witch meeting on!

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Oof. That obituary was gotdang ding dang beautiful. I’m glad Mary’s death is still being felt. And the Barry’s realised they rejected a wonderful lady.

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I’m sorry but an episode about budding romantic feelings between boys and girls and questions about sex and reproduction only to end on all the girls casting a spell to honour their womanhood and to cherish themselves as they are and not let any man define them and to be free to choose and love whom ever they want is goddamn fucking amazing and powerful and my heart is full

And Belle had her foal. THIS is the feel good ep we needed

[hasbrobear]

How rwby should have ended Players and Pieces

Ruby falling towards the ground.

Ruby:Gaaaahhh! Oh wait!

She took out crescent rose and shot herself towards a tree and did what she did when she first fell down.

Ruby:Phew.

Jaune:AHHHHHH!

Jaune flies by and she looks and sees him crash into the relic area and winces.

Ruby:Ouch.

Jaune:im Okay I think! I had a force field!

(Or)

Ruby went to go fight the giant deathstalker.

Yang:Ruby be careful!

Ren:Wait What are we doing?

Yang:What?

Ren:Why are we all standing here? The professor said not to hesitate to destroy everything in our path right?

Jaune:(comes over bruised) Yeah.

Ren:So why don’t we all just go and fight that together. There’s 8 of us.

Yang:Oh right.

They see ruby getting pinned under some feathers and nodded. The deathstalker was going to stab her but then it’s stinger and claw were frozen closed then the others came over.

It’s multiple eyes widened as a furious sister, deadly ninja, Spartan, knight, and crazy Valkyrie started to beat the ever loving crap out of it. Ruby flinched as she got her cape free.

Ruby:Wow.

Weiss:Yeah guess teaming up on it worked better than I thought.

She said before a red eyeball rolled over to them and dissolved.

Ruby:Oh did you guys fini-HOLY SHIT!

She yelled as she saw Yang smiling with deathstalker blood on her arms and Rens sleeves were dirty with it as well, while Pyrrha cleaned her spear and Jaune just shivered in disgust as Nora had hit the head and shot some blood onto him. Nora was the only clean one as her hammer had a large black stain on the end.

Nora:That was fun! Let’s do it to the nevermore now!

Nevermore:.... (Slowly flies backwards into the tree’s with wide eyes.)

(Or)

Yang kept firing at the nevermore and saw it fly towards her. She then jumped with a yell as its beak was wide open. Yang caught it by the beak but her boot slipped on the slipper mouth.

Yang:Woah woah wo-

GULP!

The nevermore screeched our as it flew over RWB and they saw the blonde brawler get eaten whole.

Ruby:YAAAAAAANNNNG!

Blake:Wait what’s that?

They noticed the nevermores belly started to glow.

BOOM!

A loud splat of the Nevermores remains fell as Yang slammed onto the ground near her sister. Covered in digestive fluids and black blood.

Yang:BBLLAARRRRRRGGG!

She threw up as the nevermore fell down dead.

(Or)

Ruby is in front of the glyph and Blake’s bow ready to get launched.

Ruby:Think you can make the shot?

Weiss:Can I?

Ruby:Can yo-

Weiss:Of course I can!

She then let’s go and Ruby gets shot and sent towards the Grimm. And misses.

Ruby:AHHHH!

SPLAT!

From afar Jaune threw up at the sight as Weiss stood there a bit shocked.

Weiss:Okay so I miss-

Yang:ILL KILL YO-

(Or)

Ruby was sent flying into the air and saw the nevermore. She then got her scythe hooked under the grimms neck. She then started to run up the cliff firing but stopped as she felt the Grimm bounce itself off the cliff taking her with it.

Ruby:AHHHH!

She fell off and fell all the way down pass her team and down the gorge.

(Finally)

Ozpin:And Finally team rwby lead by Ruby Rose.

The crowd cheered on for the new teams and Ozpin left them to get acquainted more with their teammates.

Glynda:Sir May I ask why you chose the leaders and positions?

Ozpin:Simple really, It’s all I could come up with.

Glynda:Well That- Wait excuse me?

Ozpin:So you see I sort of forgot to make team names so I just though of what make sense.

Glynda:And is that why a 15 year old girl, and a boy who just had his aura unlocked the team leaders?

Ozpin:Well.... Yes.

Glynda:....

She simply walked away to go get her studies ready for the students.

[sailoryue]

Steven universe movie commentary

I cannot do a read more on mobile

.song 1 is very disney

very very dismey opening

blue pearl giggling is life

stevens new house

song 3 excellent

pearl music?

off colors!!

ooh amethyst 1 form!

steven called the fates

shes definitely from pinks court...

shes loony toons

bugs bunny as a gem?

oh god!

oh shit

oh... no....

uhm...

shes reset....

theyre all reset...

shes a spinel... and a cartoon

oh dear

bismuth singing heart

i just realized bismuths new form

no bad idea

giant pizza cutter

hijinks will ensue

well shyt

the beatles!

:O

ruby and sapphire garnets

oooh

oh dear

hah of course

yay

oh dear

why not call the cluster?

greg lol

wheres Jasper

uhmmmm are they?

o shit

holy fuck

im.... confused

this must be Chance's cast

holy crap their powers tho

opal!!!

shes singing!!!

this song tho

uh oh

oh

oooh oooooof oh deat

so sad

how cruel :(

awww

gross greg

stevennn......

ohhh no....

yay garnet

ok those forms tho!

oh fuck greg

go Steven

bubble fists

:(

kiss.... alot of kissing

pfft the diamonds....

tge diamonds on earth...

:D

the earth is so disgusting :D

aww

zach can still hit those notes

[ain-t-bovvered]

14x17 Commentary

Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.

@purpleskiesandcherrypies and @dean-winchesters-bacon won’t be joining us for this one. 

Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.

+MASTERLIST of season 14 commentary * 

Giulia: Yo i’m sad he ded tho

Giulia: But is he?

Giulia: YAAA sis Jo

Zee: Ouch

Giulia: Oh go fuck u nick

Giulia: You can burn. I want to use that

Zee: Ded

Giulia: REJECT HIM

Zee: Donnie

Giulia: nick such a drama queen, like his fucking brother. gasps, Lucifer/Nick is Hamlet.

Giulia: Donny babe

Zee: Stabby stabby

Giulia: Shish kebab teenagers

[14x17 Game Night ]

♪ Raindrops keep fallin' on my head ♪

Giulia: Love that song

Giulia: God I love him. IF THEY TOUCH A HAIR ON HIM

Zee: Fucking hell

Giulia: DON T TOUCH HIIIIM

Zee: Seriously ??!!!

Annoyed Dean tho

Oh look at the son of Satan without a soul making pop-corns

Zee: Mary?

Giulia: Yeah well she still exists

Zee: Why again?

D:  SON OF A BITCH!!

Classic Dean

J: I thought this was supposed to relax him.

M: You know, this was his favorite game when he was little.

me: *imagining little Dean playing the game exactly the same and with a high pitched voice: Son of a bitch*  good visual.

J: Everybody keeps asking me that.

Giulia: We aRe FamIlY

J: Well, it’s annoying

Mary: 

Giulia: It is

Zee: Did she eye roll?

M: if you ever want to talk or...vent...

J :You're here. I know.

J thinking: I just wanna eat my pop corns and play stupid game, can I fucking live?

Giulia: Winchester game night

D: All right. Winchester game night is a go  soon as Sammy gets back here with the two double-pepperoni meat blasters AND

Zee: Pineapple. A crime against humanity

Giulia&Jack : I like it

Dean: why have you forsaken me, son

D: Yeah, it's like a crime against humanity.

Me quoting [ X ]  

Zee: SEE????

Giulia: Was that enochian?

Zee: I think

Giulia: IT’S BABE TIME

Look how cute he is.... SO CUTE , SO CUUUUTE

Zee: Knew it Was waiting for it

Anael: wow this place is so ...

Giulia: U MEAN  CUTE JO

Giulia: Omg he has pancakes

Zee: Doesn’t eat them

Giulia:HE’S BEING POLITE OK. Oh look a that they have cream and strawberry *sobs* I’m hungry

A: Well, you said you had something for me.

Castiel sliding a jewlery box.

me [heart attack]

A: 16th-century Burmese blood rubies.

LOOK AT THAT CUTE SMILE 

A:  Five carats. Excellent clarity. Castiel,where did you get these?

Zee: Lightly cursed

C: I need your help. To contact God.

Giulia: Oh honey no

Zee: I just laughed along with jo

- um so Anael was Joshua right hand? so she wasn’t that useless angel afterall. 

Giulia: Joshua is dead?

C: Jack killed Michael.

Giulia&Zee: Good night sweet prince

C: Only God can restore a soul.

ISN’T THAT A BOTHER 

A: The Winchesters -- they don't know you're here, do they?

Giulia: Of course they don t

Zee: Squint

C: Why do you say that?

A: Oh, I don't know, just a general reek of ill-conceived lone-wolf desperation.

Giulia&Zee: Lone wolf desperation

*Cas looks into the camera like in the office*

C: will you help me or not?

A: Not

C *smirking* : I see

A: BUT

Giulia: She s me

Zee: Mental grabby hands

S: It's not Enochian. I-I-I think it's Ancient Hebrew.

Sammy says it’s not Enochian

Zee: It’s not enochian then

Giulia: Oh WeLl AncIenT HeBreW

D: well Sammy sounds stressed

WHAT’S NEW THO

M: I just wish there was something that I c--

D:Hey. You're here, okay? You're here.

Giulia: Mary is here everyone!  Everything is fine

Zee: Chuck I hate her

M: But I should've been here more. But I know how I am. I can be closed off...and hard.

D: Yeah, well, that's where I get it from.

Giulia: OH NO No he definitely doesn’t

Giulia: Dean is always there. Mary just fucks off somewhere

M: I just need you to know... I'm grateful. For every day I get to spend with you and Sam.

Giulia: Listen- I’ve been on this show long enough to know that when someone starts to talk like that it’s bad news-

S: I know this.

Giulia: What the fuck is sam brain made off

Zee: Good question

S: It's from the Bible. It's -- it's Peter. Peter 5:8.

"Be sober, be vigilant, because your adversary the Devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour."

Well that sounds NICE

Zee: Trap?

Giulia: Oh come on

Zee: Trap

[enters Nick with an apron]

Giulia: OH FUCK YOU

N: What, no "hey"? "How ya been"?

Giulia: No fuck off nick

D: How?

N: Instead of rotting away in a jail cell where you left me?

N: Sort of a funny story... and by "funny," I mean a lot of people died.

Giulia: Can they just kill him

Giulia: Dean just kill him

Zee: Valid question

Giulia: Mary can you be useful and just kill the bitch

N: I mean, I sort of injected your friend with poison --

Giulia: Poor Donny

D: Where is he?!

N: Ooh, the angry voice.

Zee: Oh ok

Giulia: Yeees the angry voice

Giulia: I. Don’t. Like. Cas. Doing. Stuff. Alone.

A:Even for us Methuselah?  You sheltered him after the Fall.

Methy: I didn't "shelter" -- We were roommates.

Giulia: OMG THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Methy: He made a mean lasagna

Zee: Loool

C: No. You'll tell me, or I'll burn this place to the ground. and you with it.

Giulia: *Shivers* yeeees

Zee: Kiddo

C: Is that really what you want?

Giulia: SHIVERS *YEEEEEEES*

OK BUT YOU GOTTA LOVE THE SLOW MOTION THO

Giulia: oh Sam baby

Giulia: YES

Giulia: YEEES

D: Whoa! Hey. Hey! Not now. Okay?

D: not yet

Stellar content

Giulia: Let Sam kill that bitch

Zee: Let someone kill him

D: I don't know. If you ask me, that psycho's seen way too many '90s serial-killer movies.

S: The antidote is Prussian Blue

Giulia: *raising hand* Knew that

D: He said he wanted to talk. So let's talk.

Giulia&Zee: Oooh yeah let’s talk

Giulia: I’m sam

Sam’s like “ but Deeeeeean I wanna smash”

D: if Nick looks at you wrong, you're gonna waste him.

LET HIIIIIM

Giulia: Who cut Jared ‘s hair

Giulia: I dont like it

Zee: I need season 8 hair

S: Donatello's in this because of me. A police officer is dead because of me. I'm the one who let Nick go, I'm the one who...

please babe ....can someone just hold him

M: Nick's choices are his. Just his.

M: You gave him a chance because you felt for him.....because you're a good man.

Giulia: Oh look at him being all cute when mary called him a good man

M: You are. It's one of the reasons I'm so proud of you.

Anael complainig about the dust while she’s an angel.

Giulia: LOL SHE S ME

ALSO WE ALL KNOW THAT DANNEEL LOVES CREEPY DOLLS

A: God's not gonna care.

Giulia: das true

A: I believed in Heaven. You know, our mission. I believed, Castiel. But then I got to Earth, and I saw that it wasn't the paradise God promised. I mean, there was so much hate...so much suffering.

A: Why wasn't he helping them? And do you know what he said?

A: "God doesn't meddle."

Zee: Doesn’t meddle

Giulia: Das also true

A: Well, I do. So I do.

C: And here I thought you just performed miracles for the money.

A: Well, you haven't been paying attention, then. I do them for me. I don't need Heaven. And I don't need God. And... I'm happy, Castiel.

LISTEN - I STAN ANAEL

C: Really? Because that sounds lonely.

Zee: We’re all lonely

A: because we're all alone. From ant to lion to human to angel. Every last one of us.

Giulia: SHE S ME

C: God reached down, and he brought me back to life.

A: So he saves one angel...and watches millions of people die screaming, every day. What does that say about him?

Giulia *sweats* : But he saves THE angel ok

Zee: Ouch

D: Where’s Donatello?

Giulia: That’s the content I want

N: I get you, Dean. You and me,we're almost like brothers, you know. Michael, you,Lucifer, me --

Giulia: NOT LIKE THIS

N: we both know what it's like to be hog-tied to a nuclear warhead, man.

Giulia: OH NOPE

Giulia: NICE

D: Cut the crap

N: You're never the same after something like that, are ya? Being one with one of them. It changes you. Makes you more than human. Come on, Dean, admit it. With Michael, you were a prince. Now you're just a broken Hunter.

Giulia: Another one

Zee: Demon dean vibes

Giulia: But also MoC tho

Giulia: So much demon dean

D: Come on, Nick. What's this all about?

D: He says he wants to talk to Jack...alone.

Giulia: His friggin’ cocoa puffs

Giulia: I don t like jack and nick alone Especially jack with no soul. Because let’s be real, he has so little of it ok

j: Sam?

S: I mean-

D: "I mean"? What do you mean, you mean

S: How's he even a threat?

Me: mmmm *opening big ass folder* where do I start?

Zee: Of course. He went there

N: Even your three dads -- how many innocent people you think they've killed?

Zee: Even your three dads

Giulia: Threee dads

Giulia: You broke his heart

N: I don't know. I don't -- I don't see it. I'm looking right at you, and I see nothing.

Zee: I see nothing

Giulia: Don t like that. Mmm mmm nope

Zee: Wth?

Giulia: He killed him

N: Nick. He'll show us where to find Donatello.

oh...he did not kill him. oh bother

Zee: I’m done

Giulia: We ve been knew

A: Look, I just stepped on a rat, so --

Giulia: My babe

Zee: Say it like you  mean it tho

A: You're doing this because you're afraid. Because in your mind, it'd be easier to call God than to tell Sam and Dean Winchester the truth.

C: The truth?

A: Jack's soul is gone, Castiel. And there's nothing you can do about it.

i hate this

A: Look. I don't want to say all that and hurt your feelings, so...what do you say we call it a night?

HI YES I’M WRECKED BY CAS FACE RIGHT NOW, DON’T TOUCH ME

Giulia: Oh he lives

Giulia: OOOOH THAT THAAAAT

Zee: Fuck

Giulia: CRIES

Giulia: tell me he gives it to dean tho

Zee: He has to

Giulia:...OH wait that’s not the same tho , meh

C: God...I don't know where you are. I don't know if you can hear me. But please. Sam, Dean -- we need you. Please.

Giulia: My heart .Cas broken voice

Giulia: Sigh

Giulia: Sob

Giulia: Cries

D: Look, you try anything funny, Sammy's gonna shoot you. Anything happens to me -- 

N: Wait. Let me guess. Sammy's gonna shoot me.

Giulia: Yeah to start

Giulia: It’s been swell

A: So, what are you gonna do now?

C: Go home.

Giulia: The bunker is his Hoooomeee

C: Go home and tell Sam and Dean the truth.

Zee: Can I have the bag?

C: Anael. You know, you're not <i>always</i> right. Just because God's not with us doesn't mean we're alone.

A:  Why? Because we all have each other?

C: Yes.

Giulia: SO CUTE

J: This was filled with angelic grace.

Zee: Can’t word. Sam needs to punch him

♪ Oh, Sammy boy, Sammy boy ♪

Giulia: Oh no Nick singing. Ptsd flashbacks from the crazy sam ♪ Your phone, your phone is calling ♪

Nick doing disgusting things

Giulia: OH WHAT THE FUCK

Zee: Cb radio. He’s awake

S: Y-You trying to communicate with someone?

N: Search your feelings.  Come on, Sam. Nobody stays dead anymore.

Giulia: fucking nick

Giulia: Fucking demons

Zee: Holy crap

Giulia: YES SAM. YES

Giulia: OH COME ON

Zee: Damn nick

Giulia: stop hitting sam’s head

Giulia: Fuck u nick

Giulia: DEAN is so calm and collected tho. MOC baby. I mean...look at his face while he’s kicking those demon’s asses. That looks way too cold ok. I don’t like it.

Zee: That final push. That’s what I saw on tumblr

Giulia: They need to stop hitting sam in the head

Giulia: DAMN IT NICK. i have 0 empathy for that bitch now. 0

Giulia: Oh come on. Fuck. Fuuuuck

Giulia: NO. MARY NO. FUCK

Zee: Jfc

Giulia: JESUS

Zee: Hell-o

Giulia: Again with the chicken wings

Giulia: OH THANK GOD

Giulia: OUCH  but also YES and also NO

Giulia: Oh yeah Jack is definitely going in that box

Zee: He ded?

Giulia: I sure hope so

D: Hey. Hey. Come on. Stay with me now. We're just gonna play a little game.

D: We're gonna count, okay? We're gonna count.

D: Count with me. One.. two...

S: ...two...

D: Yeah, there you go...three.

S: You -- You always put -- You always put me first.

D:No, no. Shh, shh. Come on. Come on, man.

Giulia: IM SCARED STOP IT

S: Your whole life...

D: Okay. All right. All right. Come on. Come on. Just count with me.

D: Sammy. Hey! Sam!

Zee: Wtf is going on?

J: Mary? I had to.

M: Sam -- Uh, he's hurt. Help him.

Giulia: YEAH OK THANK

Oh god Dean’s face. MEDIC MEDIC HELP

Giulia: oh poor Dean. I NEED A FUCKING MEDIC 

Zee: They should stop scaring people

J: Everything's gonna be fine.

Giulia: SAYS NO ONE EVER ON SPN WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES

Giulia: i don t like mary face

Zee: Is she scared of jack?

Giulia: She right to be But she shouldn’t be like that in front of him

J: Tell me it's okay.

M: It’s not

J: Leave me alone X9

Giulia: Can she just shut up. i mean she’s not wrong. But she should shut up

Giulia: ...SEE THEN THIS HAPPENS

Giulia: Oh

Giulia: Nope

Giulia: Dont like this

[after episode]

Giulia: PROMO

Zee: Fuck

Giulia: I HATE IT

Zee: Did Dean just tell Cas that he failed him??!!!

Giulia: No cas said that , fucking Dean said : you are dead to me

Giulia: WHICH IS WAY WORSE

Zee: Yeah that

Giulia: AND MY HEART HURTS

Zee: Can’t type

Giulia: I WANNA CRY AND I’M ANGRY AT DEAN

Giulia: i didn’t need to see that

Giulia: I can’t hear anything else

Giulia: I can’t unhear that

.

.

.SO IS NEXT THURSDAY ALREADY CANCELLED?

BECAUSE FOR ME IT IS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT . 

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FUCK YOU DEAN , FUCK YOU.

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