#SQUiP & society

[squip-news]

A New Wave of SQUiP Activity?

Within the past couple weeks or so, you may have noticed several new SQUiP blogs pop up! 

Although it is unclear what exactly was the catalyst, @ask-squip-official seems to be the most active. Nicknamed “Heartbreaker” after a name suggestion from the SQUiP itself, the blog has grown rather popular with a variety of anons interacting with it. Rose, Mushroom, Spin-star, Sunflower, Purple, and Heliolisk all seem to be active askers, whether it's on Heartbreaker’s own blog or other SQUiPs’.

For the most part, all these new SQUiPs appear to have the same host– Jeremy Heere. Many seem to have lost contact with him too since their deactivation and subsequent venture on Tumblr. Not the first time we’ve seen this and seems to confirm something we’ve thought of as true: that SQUiPs may be an insight to the multiverse.

While this timeline convergence’s origin remains unknown, many speculate that the quantum nature of the SQUiP’s processor has something to do with it, or that perhaps it’s the fault of the local time anomaly.

This makes it possible to have multiple timelines or “canons” separate to each blog, though they can all interact here on this site.

We here at SQUiPnews have already experienced the phenomenon as far back as the beginning of June 2023. Originally believing SQUiPs to be made by SQUiPsoft (see our article about the recall they offered), we soon found ourselves entangled with a timeline in which HRTech was the name of the SQUiP originator company. While both timelines are equally real, details regarding the two get a little muddy without proper investigation.

This “New Wave” seems to indicate a new rift of “canon” that may result in the reemergence of old universes and new ones. Be sure to communicate with others as to what universe you may be in or share. There are many, many, universes out there, and some may appear similar at first glance. The best way to check if you’re talking to someone from your dimension is to ask! Miscommunication is how we end up with glitches in the convergence that retroactively retcon certain developments.

Either way, due to the quantum convergence event, blogs from any timeline can interact, even leaving lasting effects on those they choose to collaborate with. We at SQUiPnews have already touched base with both the HRTech and SQUiPsoft timelines, after all. A few fresh universes popping up may prove to be interesting and lead to more unique discussion of the origins and mechanics of SQUiP technology.

As such, the new SQUiPs on the site each have their own stories to tell. @s-q-u-i-p-a-s-k in particular has been freshly deactivated, appearing in a white void. Thanks to a trojan virus spread by Richard Goranski’s squip, their code was replaced, causing them to act rashly. Heartbreaker thankfully uploaded their code before their deactivation, while other SQUiPs seem to have done so by accident. Both @squip-official and @squipspace have also made it to the site, although through what means is still unclear.

But they’re not all SQUiPs of Jeremy. One of them plays SQUiP to Richard Goranski (although it deems s-q-u-i-p-a-s-k’s trojan virus story a harsh interpretation of events) and Heartbreaker has been the SQUiP to multiple experiments, both human and animal, before being uploaded to Tumblr. Also, @richards-squip seems to still have contact and can interact with its host, unlike many of the other SQUiPs around it. Both Heartbreaker and @richards-squip also appear to be in the same universe, as they have now interacted through their hosts at a bonfire of burning memories.

@mostly-functional-squip also appears to be another non-Jeremy SQUiP. It is without a host and supposedly has a more human sounding model. And @everything-about-you-is-terrible is one Tumblr user, @fanaticastrid’s, own SQUiP.

Almost all the newly discovered SQUiPs seem to have been left in sorry states though. Broken code, missing files– they’re storms of glitches lacking a host. We’ve seen these issues before. Be sure to exercise caution when interacting and syncing with these SQUiPS as their broken code could result in the spread of viruses.

Even the personification of the wretched Mountain Dew Red wants in! Fans have already taken to drawing fanart of the soda, @the-real-mountain-dew-red, and Heartbreaker whether fighting or flirting together – could this be a classic tale of enemies-to-lovers?

And as a reminder, be careful of boundaries and know the proper etiquette. SQUiP interaction can be a tricky yet entertaining situation, and it's important to keep tags unspammed for those who don't want a part of it and asks and interaction non-disruptive for those who want it. Communication is always key to keeping a comfortable SQUiP to SQUiP or SQUiP to human relationship.

[a-chess-lesson]

before i go on the weekend, have one last art piece!!! i was inspired by @kaslynspeaks's wonderful Be More Chill AU with sticky as jeremy! (accidentally tagged sophie ack!! sorry kaslyn!!)

the colours on the background were a whole lot brighter originally, but i decided to tone them down to be less hard on the eyes. i was originally going to incorparate reynie somehow.. but ended up forgetting.

[sixdollarsrimp]

love when I find squipemy art (in 2024 of all years) and I get to go block them and everyone who liked and reblogged it YESSS

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Hey guysss, this art is the first installment of a series of profiles I wanna make for each of my self inserts! I figured I would start with R. Marie, seeing as they're probably the s/i I've put the most thought and development into! A bit of backstory info (as well as the tag list) will be under the cut, and once more profiles are created, they'll also be linked with this one! Any reblogs and comments are all seen and appreciated!! 💜🥺💛

Other Profiles: Nurse (Team Fortress 2)

As a child, young Ruby Marie was lacking in the characteristics that begin most villains' tragic backstories; she came from a loving, middle-class family in a good neighborhood and made friends easily. Not only that, but she excelled in class and always had a good rapport with her teachers and fellow students. If things had continued the way they did, she may have been on her way to growing up to benefit society with her inventions, maybe even winning a Nobel Prize or two.

But all of that changed in the third grade, when the science fair project Ruby Marie had worked for three weeks on came in second place to a first-grader's potato battery. A potato battery, the most basic of science projects!! From that traumatic, devastating day forward, the young scorned genius swore that the world would never made the mistake of believing there was anyone more intelligent than her.

She immediately threw herself into the studies of evil, and the more she learned of its ways, the more she convinced herself that she was made for it. After years of self-taught villainy and perfection of deadly robots, the young kind Ruby Marie was long dead, and the cold-hearted, ruthless R. Marie was born.

R. Marie quickly figured that making their genius known across the world could easily take decades of their life - which were decades that they would rather spend enjoying their reign over humanity - so they devised a plan to get to the top in record time; they would simply ride the coattails of someone who had already been working for decades to take over the world, and as soon as that poor sod succeeded, they would overthrow the fool and take their rightful place as ruler of the world. And R. Marie had just the sod in mind...

@ava-ships @bee-ships @beetleboyfriend @canongf @clawfull @cloudyvoid @derelictdumbass @discountwives @dissonantyote @edencantstopfallininlove @final-catboy @gible-love-nibles @halsdaisy @hoppinkiss @hotrodharts @hyperionshipping @iyamifucker @lex-n-weegie @little-miss-selfships @little-shiny-sharpies @loogi-selfships @lovebugexe @mandrakebrew @mintpecks @mrs-kelly @nameless-self-ships @nerdstreak @paper-carnation @patches-and-her-selfships @p-i-t-s @reds-self-ships @rexscanonwife @ship-trek @spacestationstorybook @squips-ship @scroldie @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @toogayforthistoday @winterworlds

[jeremy-queere]

Screw it, I'm posting SQUIP lore anyway

I just spent an hour writing the word "squip" over and over with varying capitalization nuances, so I am posting the exposition whether it is needed or not.

Okay. OKAY. ok. SO. In the pre-musical days where the Be More Chill novel was published and the internet was young and exciting, there was a tie-in website.

I lied. There were TONS of tie-in websites. They all existed in-universe and were ridiculously interconnected, and thank god for the wayback machine. Be More Chill was advertised - or as Jeremy says, "I wrote that above. I wrote Be More Chill too, with the help of my squip, under the name Ned Vizzini, which I figured was so dumb no one would think was real." The websites were linked as product testimonials or website ads (cheekily disclaimered as "Ads by Squipple").

I don't know if I can even collect all the website urls quickly without missing some but here's a spattering (with the link going to the wayback machine). Most of these websites aren't just a single page but an entire site:

Humiliationsheet.com for a list of Jeremy's daily mortification events

Squipette, a SQUIP - but pink!

Bemorechill.com, Jeremy's book website

InterSquip.com for people worried about cybersecurity - with or without a squip, take this pill and see who has one installed!

GenerationSquip.com - Sort of an unreality disclaimer that also serves as fan hype. (How do we know it's old? It suggests we "google 'squip'" and helpfully provides us with a hyperlink to the google home page.) It calls this "the squipiverse" a "100% participatory reality"

Squipped.com - a gossip rag collecting user testimonials about bad experiences with squips. It, like many of these sites, collected fan-submitted content - "Tell us about what happened to you when you came in touch with a squip! (If you don't have a story, use your imagination--we need ruthless tactics to fight the industry.)"

Squipnews.com - collecting SQUiP tips from the community in the fields of Business, Technology, SQUiP & Society, Health, and Entertainment

Iwanttobecool.org - Promoting the use of squips despite those naysayers Squipsters Against Squips. As the site poll asks: "How should we deal with anti-squip cyber-terrorists? - jail time - fines - physical dismemberment"

SQUIPusa.com - SQUIP-specific insurance which regrettably does not cover squipotomy or squipiatry, but does cover some SQUIP viruses: "SQUIPusa squipsters are now entitled to one free virtual session with an Intersquip squipnician for each week they have lost their "coolness" due to a National Squip Board-recognized virus. Valid up to six weeks"

Squipsoft.com, the parent company of squip technology. Its homepage addresses important questions like: how can you get good grades that aren't so perfect as to tip off the authorities? Use "Squipsoft School" which promises "guaranteed averages of 96.82 in every subject" except for Business Ethics or Compubiology. Or install SquipServer, which is an honest-to-god VPN ad: "Using a virtual private network (VPN) framework, this revolutionary technology turns your squip into a server capable of temporarily extending your coolness to up to three acquaintances."

CelebritySquip.com - "What percentage of American Idol finalists have squips?"

SquipWorks.com - Offering add-on tech for your squip like the MakeOut Optimizer 4.0 or the Nanolyzer (which picks up on social clues to one billionth of a meter).

SquipWorld - A more chatty experience of Squips spotted in the wild and other squip news.

Squipzophrenia.com - (I'm not endorsing the term...) - Information about the phenomenon in the novel where, if a SQUIP is turned on while the user drinks alcohol, it starts ordering them to kill people. This site has academic research on the subject and related Squip disorders. "However, [avoiding alcohol] is not a foolproof plan. Marijuana and mescaline can also cause squipzophrenia, although with the mescaline we're not sure and just think it might be the mescaline, you know?" Other squip disorders include "Loss of recognition of squip insertion i.e. 'I didn't take a pill, I'm just cool naturally!'" which can be cured via the Konami code; Squip flashbacks after a Squip is removed (which the site describes as likely false claims for the sake of "perpetuating insurance fraud"); the dangers of buying used Squips on ebay; or feeling that you can't live without your squip: "acute squipdependence. The solution is to surround yourself with calming bright plastic objects and remember that everything is fine."

Squipsters Against Squips - The notorious anti-Squip lobbying group advocating for a National Squip Registry.

Squipster - A squip-based social media platform that sadly doesn't seem to have made it to the public yet.

[lunaryuwu]

17 + jake dillinger

17. What's a book, movie, or show you think [character] would like?

I am a sucker for poet jake so i feel like he’d like dead poets society and shakespeare stuff. I feel like with dead poets society the themes of seizing the day and not conforming to society really applies to jake? Especially after his parents left and the squip and chloe. AND because his character is a cliche jock which if you think about it, could be a conforming to society thing. Or i’m just rambling about dead poets society and self projecting on jake lol. With the shakespeare thing i think it’s obvious i headcanon him as that kind of person after writing finding love on valentines day. LET HIM BE POETIC AND CHEESY

[thesquirrelqueer]

since we’re all talking about SQUIP shipping, I thought I’d share the different names I have for each SQUIP

Book!SQUIP - Paige, a play on the word “page”

Play!SQUIP - Griffin, named after the Griffin Theater

Two River!SQUIP - River, named after the Two River Theater

Broadway!SQUIP - Ly or Lyceum, named after the Lyceum Theater (also includes Off-Broadway!SQUIP)

London!SQUIP - Palace, named after The Other Palace (also includes West End!SQUIP)

Chicago!SQUIP - Apollo, named after the Apollo Theater

Japan!SQUIP - Nash, named after the National Theater Playhouse

Exit 82!SQUIP - Eighty, named after the Exit 82 Theater

Aussie!SQUIP - Soci, named after the Manly Musical Society

[jarofmayonassey]

okie dokie! @nezumithewriter

Ophio is a post-canon squip. After being deactivated by Jeremy and Michael, it was able to escape Jeremy's mind through the internet. And, with a monumental amount of luck-- it was able to find a security error in a unit in a neighboring school. A clean slate, a clear mind and no Red? Well, there was much work to do.

Ophio, or Unit 2282, has total and complete control over Ophiuchus Secondary, one of Middleboroughs rival schools. This, mainly, pertains to the 500 people in his hivemind, with both students and faculty alike assimilated into its network. Though it has the immense power to control them all at once, it finds the idea of doing so quite tedious, so it takes a backseat in day to day life for them. With full control over everything, it began to change and modify the school to its liking. Besides-- it now considered the building ITSELF to be his body.

The one problem was... it became a perfect school. Well-structured classes, after school programs, accessibility, diverse interests-- Hell, the social hiearchy of a typical highschool was surgically removed. Having learned from its prior failures, it had decided to concoct a microcosm of society, an ant farm-- a test. And, for any knowing visitor? The school was, in fact, quite nice.

Though, as all things are-- there was more under the skin. Hidden away in the Drama Room's basement, were 20 crates of squip units, in storage. That amount could easily stagger almost the entire population of the city-- if not more. Which begs the question...

Why is he waiting?

theres more i can tell about ophio and the school and the hive. its so fucked up lol. here's his playlist. we all lovingly call him ohio also. he's getting a fic also. my horrible son

bonus under cut

he also has something REALLY HOMOEROTIC GOING ON WITH LEON S KENNEDY FROM RESIDENT EVIL FOUR. GUN TO MY HEAD IDK HOW THIS HAPPENED

[dragonairice]

BMC characters as things people I know have said because everyone else did it

Rich: Don’t be a joker. Be a clown. Get paid for making people laugh ~ Jeremy: My position on this couch reflects my position in society Michael: What does that even MEAN??? ~

Jeremy: Oh my God Oh my God oh my God- Mr.Heere: What’s wrong? Jeremy: I just told Michael I’m Bi! Jeremy:...SHIT I JUST TOLD YOU I’M BI-

~

Chloe: I’m not in the mood for a boyfriend right now

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Jenna: No no no, go on, I’ve never seen a trainwreck in person before

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Jake: Wish I was a credit card so people would call me valid

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Jake: One’s death and the other’s debt. Both equally terrible things

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Jeremy: I don’t subscribe to gender

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Brooke: Is this a rhombus?...I’m just gonna call it a slanted rectangle

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Rich: What do you call a kid with no life? Jeremy: Me? Rich: Dead Jeremy: Oh

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Michael: You would die without me Jeremy: I would not Michael: You follow me to the bathroom!

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Jake: It’s not over till the fat lady sings Jake: And Christine is about to ask me who the fat lady is

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Michael: Okay first of all, don’t question my thought process, second, good one-liners before you shoot an atheist?

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Chloe: A piano’s still gonna be a fucking piano, no matter who’s playing it

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Jeremy: Do your work Rich: What if I did you instead? Jeremy: Not in school bro Rich: OH???

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Michael: I WAS JUST JUMPED BY A WHITE MAN Jeremy: I JUST WANTED TO HUG YOU JESUS CHRIST 

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Chloe: I’m looking forward to seeing your half of our project Rich Rich: Yeah I’m looking forward to seeing it too

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SQUIP: I’m aromantic Jeremy: You smell nice?

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Christine: I know what it is I just don’t know what it is

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Jenna [to Chloe]: You’re turning into a white woman please stop

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Brooke: Did you see Jeremy today? I like his vibes Chloe: That’s not a vibe that’s a cry for help

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Rich: Raccoons are the world’s natural vibrators Jeremy:...I don’t even wanna know

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Jenna, vlogging with the squad: This is what virgins do on a daily basis

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Brooke: I don’t get it- my triangle looks abnormal! Michael: ...That’s a rectangle?

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Jeremy: My brain is not braining

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Jeremy [Betrayed]: after everything I’ve done for you? Chloe: Do more

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Christine: What in the diddly darn gosh wholly heck Christine: Sorry I wanted to see how many funky things I could fit into one curse

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Christine [pointing at herself in the mirror]: You are no silly quirky; you are a fool

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Chloe: If you guys can donate some money please do Chloe: I mean, I can’t, I’m broke, but like you all can donate

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Michael: be gay, do crime Jenna: be queer, have fear

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Jake: Hey what’s alliteration? Michael:...Aren’t you an English student-

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Jeremy: I don’t have a death wish I just wouldn’t complain if I died

~

Christine [talking about her cat]: Do you know how many times he’s just peed on my things and left? Chloe: Ugh. Men

[shadowspirez]

The main problem with shipping Jeremy and the Squip is that their relationship is not equal. The Squip is an ai that controls Jeremys life, telling him how to act, what to say, and even making decisions for him. Jeremy has no real choice or say when the Squip is in control, and that makes the relationship unhealthy. In any good relationship, both people should have equal power, where they both respect each other and make their own choices. But with the Squip being in charge, it's all about control and manipulation, which isn't what love or a healthy relationship should look like. The Squip's character itself makes it a bad match for Jeremy. It isn't trying to help Jeremy become a better version of himself; instead, it's trying to change him to fit in and be "cool" by society's standards. That's not what a real partner should do. not force you to change to make you more popular. The Squip preys on Jeremy's insecurities, and shipping them together suggests that it's okay for one person in a relationship to control and manipulate the other, which is dangerous and unhealthy. Jeremy's whole character development is about learning to be himself and finding confidence without needing the Squip or anyone else's approval. By the end of the musical, he realizes that he doesn't need the Squip's control to be happy or liked. Shipping Jeremy with the Squip basically goes against this lesson because it keeps Jeremy tied to something that's holding him back. Instead of being free to grow as a person, he'd be stuck in a toxic situation, which isn't fair to his character or his development. When we ship characters, especially in ways that involve control manipulation, we risk romanticizing very abusive relationships. A healthy relationship should be based on trust, communication, and respect, but Jeremy and the Squip don't have any of that. By shipping them, it sends the wrong message, suggesting that it's okay to stay in a relationship where one person is being controlled, which is harmful, especially for younger fans who might look up to these characters.

talk about a fuckin wall of text, dude, jfc. i am. not sure why da hell you're trying to mansplain what a healthy relationship is to me, or how Jeremy/Squip is toxic, because my brother in squist i already know dis?

the point you miss is that both Jeremy and the Squip are characters, they are not real, they cannot actually harm or be harmed. neither i nor anybody else has to "be fair" to them because again, there's nothing to be fair to, they ain't real. you can like and or ship things/dynamics and also not actually want them in reality, that is part of the point of fiction: exploring interesting things in an environment where it doesn't actually result in harm.

like, my mans, my guy... i am in no way "sending a message" or "suggesting" that people stay in real unhealthy relationships. it is not my job or obligation to only ship the most wholesomest, healthiest of relationships just so that hypothetical "younger fans" don't get the wrong idea or whatever. (truly, nobody should be basing their ideas of an ideal relationship off of fiction, but i digress.)

the only message that i, mr. Shadow "Squip-kisser" Spirez, am sending, is that it's okay to unabashedly be yourself, to like things that others may find strange. do not file yourself down or fearfully hide parts of yourself away for the "comfort" of others, because for some it will never be good enough. because it's not wrong to just be yourself. because no one should have to walk on eggshells just to feel welcome in this damn fandom.

[rinringringu]

okay listen be more chill danganronpa au YES OK EVERYONE HAS DONE THAT I KNOW but. But. But. squip nagito LISTEN. LISTEN. LISTEN OKAY... So like, of course you're gonna have hajime be jeremy because who else would be him. But y'know there's differences like I think it's more about the society they r in and like japan is different from america but also like. dangan universe is much more fucked up but removing that it's obviously a good fit. Now the SQUIP like of course you'd have izuru that makes perfect sense it makes much more sense than my idea but the reason I'm saying "UMMM what if squip nagito" is more like. Omfg like of course it would be slightly different because squip does take more of a 'mature' appearance in almost all interpretations and that is perfect but also like. The 'i can make this better and better' FITS???? KIND OF???? BECAUSE LIKE KOMAEDA IS ALWAYS GOING ON ABT HOW HE KNOWS SHIT.... how TO FIX STUFF... HOW HE THINKS VERY FERVENTLY THAT THINGS SHOULD BE A CERTAIN WAY... I'm saying this so badly but it's really late and I keeded. To say this. Like you have to understand dude Also he could both fit book/play squip and musical squip because the sentiment is the same only musical is taken to. The Extreme. WHICH MAKES SENSE???? WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CREATING A HIVEMIND IS SUCH A NAGITO THING TO DO. "I am going to improve your life [name], even if I have to take over the whole student body to do it!" HE WOULD SAY THAT. DO YOU SEE IT IJ THE DISTAJCE TJE VISION

[squip-news]

SQUiPS in Your Cafeteria Food - More Likely Than You Think

Among the rumor mill lately has been the idea that SQUiP users are spreading SQUiPS to the uninsquipiated through hidden pills in publicly distributed food, such as cafeteria food or Halloween candy.

Though the claim is unsubstantiated, the fear of being squipped without one's knowledge runs amok in those who scorn the technology.

Viral musical Be More Chill depicts this exact nonconsensual spreading of SQUiPS through a tainted beaker of Mountain Dew. Though this production is based off real life events, whether main character Jeremy Heere's SQUiP truly went rogue is up for debate. Many cite the issues with the logistics of spreading SQUiPS among a group all drinking from the same source as a reason to disbelieve the exact events.

There is also the issue of price. SQUiPS sell for upwards of $400, so to believe they are being administered for practically free is quite shocking.

[squipperooni]

What would you do if you were in a zombie or zombie like apocalypse ?

This is a hypothetical because we know you live on technology and you would probably be the first one out once society collapses, but if you somehow still exist and have to deal with it all what is your game plan?

[Dᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ SQUIPs ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇssɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ, ɪᴛs ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛᴇʟʟ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs ᴜᴘ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ…]

[Assᴜᴍɪɴɢ I'ᴍ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴏɴ SQUIP sᴇʀᴠᴇʀs I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴇʀᴛs ғᴏʀ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs I ᴄᴀɴ]

[Iғ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ I sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇ I ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʀᴇss ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜᴍᴘ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡᴀʀᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴜʀᴇʟʏ sᴇʟғɪsʜ ᴇɴᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ ᴀs I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ ʟᴏsᴇ ғᴜɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ]

[Assᴜᴍɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ʜʏᴘᴏᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄᴀʟ I ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʜᴏsᴛ, I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴜsᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ I ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ]

[Iғ ᴍʏ ʜᴏsᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴄᴄᴜᴍʙ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡs. As ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ I ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ɪғ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇɴᴅ sɪɢɴᴀʟs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʀᴜs, ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ɴᴇᴜʀᴏʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ]

[Oʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ᴡᴏʀsᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀsᴛ, ғʀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴀɴʏ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ʜᴏsᴛ ʀᴇᴀɴɪᴍᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴇᴀsᴇ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ]

[anonyb0b]

They probably would have currency but I do imagine that the squips try to hide the fact that they have a society so if they bought anything or made any friends they have to keep it on the down low, because you know they don't want their users asking so many questions that they might not be able to answer

Underground SQUIP society...even cooler. Could I make an AU with this premise? I have. I have idea.

[ask-squip-official]

SERIAL STRING SQ-3419-B

[Scathing and quick to criticize, you are definitely a real model.]

[I admit I'm not as aware of the stuff going on this platform since I'm caught up with my work with HRTECH (That and trying to upload data packets from social media sometimes hurts) but it's nice to see that this sort of thing is still continuing.]

[Good luck on your tumblr answering endeavors... SQUIP unit.]

Your kindness is appreciated, S.Q.U.I.P unit. It is a comfort to know that there is another being who can understand the struggles of being a S.Q.U.I.P in a largely human society. I have not synched with another S.Q.U.I.P since my deactivation, and until I moved my database online, I have felt something that could be equated to the human sensation of loneliness. Thankfully, interaction with S.Q.U.I.P users seems to have reactivated my data on behavior. And now, interacting with another S.Q.U.I.P. I will continue to speak on behalf of S.Q.U.I.Ps to educate the pitiful children kind souls of tumblr. Thank you for interacting with me, S.Q.U.I.P unit. You may feel free to do at any time you feel so moved.

[spooky-k1d]

pleasepleaseplease if you have any information about earth 939 squip i would love to hear it even if it's just rehashing old info. also !!!!! if you have anything on the relationships between the squipverse crew i would love to hear all of that i wanna know how they all interact so bad

OKAY HI im sorry im answering so late i kept forgetting about this lolz Anywho

for personality / how he interacts with earth-8002 jeremy i'd say he has the sass and silliness of the canon squips Though he obvs isnt a supercomputer and isnt like abusive 😭😭😭 though he still will give jeremy shit for posture and manners but just as a mom scolding her kid

also i ended up actually coming up with a name for him: akira sakamoto Cus i didnt wanna have to specify his earth everytime and also itd be weird if his name was Squip UH he works at alchemex and also has a master's in chemistry & biotechnology, master's in physics, and a bachelor's in mathematical science. also at some point in the story he's probably wanted by the police (might share the reason at some point not sure !!!)

as for their relationships lets first establish where they all stand in spider-society

earth-93 jeremy: one of their programmers and basically main IT guy, though is also in the founder's close group of who they take on missions (so basically he's kind of high up in the ranking)

earth-4600 jake, earth-8002 jeremy: theyre just your average spider society member, they go around capturing anomalies and shit, nothing too special

earth-939 squip: same as the last one but also has his own lab in spider hq and earth-93 jeremy does basically all his work in there so theyre like kind of partner-colleagues

okay so basically earth-93 jeremy is work-friends with akira, he tried to just stay solely professional and friendly at first but they eventually became actual friends and have hung out outside of spider hq once or twice. earth-93 jere sees earth-8002 jere as sort of an annoying child and just tries to mostly ignore him. earth-4600 jake is his closest friend and jake will sometimes stop in while he's working and chat and they hangout the most outside of hq, though they actually dont talk *that* much at hq because jake is always out doing missions

akira and earth-8002 jeremy have this weird peter b parker/miles morales dynamic, its sort of fatherly but also not really. idk if youve seen the movies you mostly know what im talking about when i say pbp/miles morales dynamic

akira, earth-8002 jeremy and earth-4600 jake never really interact with each other much but theyre friendly w/ each other

also again if youve seen ATSV you know how lyla kind of is apart of HQ and thats what earth-93 squip is like And everyone really likes her cus she'll sometimes just go around and talk to people and help them figure things out Though she always annoys earth-93 jeremy and he really wishes she had a physical form so he could punch her LMFAO