#STOP!!!!

[soupdwelling]

this just in: mr bonzo somehow got Fucking Worse

[deansawthetvglow]

btw i dont care what happens on november 7th on 9-1-1 stop comparing it to destiel unless it specifically has a destiel cameo. november 5th and surrounding days are OURS...ESPECIALLY in an election year

[johnegbertlover413]

Alotta peoole, especially June fans, act like homestuck is ABOUT queer people, NO. ITS NOT. It never was and it was never planned to be.

Homestuck STRICTLY and obviously about ISOLATION. It’s litterly in the god damn TITLE. And of course u can be isolated because of gay but most of the characters aren’t honestly. Saving John for last,

Rose matured quickly but superficially so she doesn’t trust anyone

Dave is a horrible person so no one wants to be around him

Jane suffers constant assassination attempts to the point she can’t leave the house and falls back into Crocker corp as something safe, ending uo very skeptical (doesn’t help that Roxy, Crocker corp hater, is one of them seriously wtf)

I don’t think I need to explain the other kids

Karkats a mutant and can’t let anyone know

Kanaya is the antithesis to troll culture

Aradia fucking died and lost all feeling then was physically separated by a metal robot

Vriska has spider mom and other influences that cause her to ruin allll her relationships

Terezi has her attachment to vriska messing with her other relationships

I don’t feel like doing all of it but Even characters that don’t matter as much to the overall story have the same fuckung themeeee

Feferi has to constantly hide as to not be culled by condy to not take tha thrown

Eridan gets no hoes

I brought up June earlier because NONE OF HER “““““FANS”””””” UNDERSTAND THE SOURCE OF HER LONENES. They make it about her being transsss uwu which isn’t in the text at alllll and never will be no matter how you read into a one off line of dialogue.

It feels like they are doing it JUST to give John truama uwu because they can’t understand what makes characters sympathetic without it. Not even with out it just without them constantly whining about how much they suffer soooo much. They need to act like dad Egbert was some evil patriarcy man who forced june into a MAN NO EMOTION NO FEELING role (despite the fact he constantly pours his heart out about how much he loves John). At best theyll portray “June” as just going after her father’s role because she’s grieving and dysphoria and uhm blah blah blah or something which also is insanely retarded because it’s a straight forward lie.

But anyway it’s all ignoring the fact that JOHN EGBERT IS THE MOST AUTISTIC CHARACTER IN EXISTENCE.

I swear hussie himself could have put fucking books on autism in dads study, transcribe the whole thing, specifically specify Taht they are to Better understand John n bitches would be like “ooooooh he’s ignoring his child’s obvious gender dysphoria and blaming it on AUTISM. Classic abusive parent smh”

Lemme list out every single autistic traits n experiences show in my beatiful goddess princess Johnathan Egbert. I love lists

-he has big explosive reactions to things deemed as trivial by other characters but matter so much to him (Betty Crocker, how he thinks about his father blah blah) also referred to as tantrums by other characters despite technically not fitting the criteria and fitting in much more with melt downs (like he doesn’t liek Betty Crocker so he freaks out when a food he likes IS BETTY CROCKER)

-his reactions to more major events are much more low-key . His dad’s a business man? Curled up on the bed horrified. Dads dead? Oh no. He’s still very sad he just lashes out in other ways, the whole ship melt down n avoiding processing it by focusing on his special interests(like how he started to hate con air)

-he very clearly has special interests as mentioned last point. He rants to Kanaya (my favorite page) and meenah about Mathew McConaughey and paranormal lore respectively Not really caring/ noticing that neither of them give a fuck.

-he is really gullible like he’ll go along with what rose says and with what terezi says 1 to 1 because he doesn’t really think like that. The most obvious answer is vriska, she was 100% using him against terezi but he doesn’t really understand that EVER even when he realizes that she’s crazy he doesn’t realize that vriska was toatluu using him. Not to say vriska doesnt likeeee john ever but they basically fuckung say that their realatiojship started out as daverezi envy.

-he is the most uo front of all the kids. Not THAT Crazy for general people but he doesn’t really hide any of his emotions beyond just not being able to process them and compared to litterly every other character it’s noteable

Before yoh freaks say it I’m not saying June can’t exist because John’s autistic. YOU are just applying johns very fucking obvious traits to transness that both makes those traits miserable (his special interests and bluntness being covers or whatever) and erases johns ore existing character

Nothing wrong with having a non cannon head cannon you don’t have to make it retroactively cannon! Stop eith the delusions !!!

[cvntoid]

i'm gunna start fucking screaming

[scootypuffjr]

STOP MAKING FUTURAMA. STOP. JUST STOP. PLEASE. PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU. STOP MAKING IT. IT'S UNWATCHABLE.

[eats-a-berry]

WHY DID THEY MAKE HER HAIR SO LONG I HATE YOU????

[louferrignojrofficial]

Those 2004 photos mean that we know what Tommy would have looked like when he was a probie and I am not okay.

[rippersz]

shrinks ambessa and stuffs her in my mouth

HEY! CUT THAT SHIT OUT! HEY! STOP IT. PUT HER DOWN. DROP HER. DROOOPP HERRRR… HEY-

[yantao-enthusiast]

the harry potter tag in the sims gallery: here’s about twenty different interpretations of the golden trio that usually only get 2/3 right on a good day…. if you’re lucky you might even get some god awful take on britain’s least favorite twink (draco malfoy) …. also for good measure, here’s the worst fucking dumbledore you’ve ever seen

[milfygerard]

tumblr auto unmuting random ads and theyre not even showing up on the DASH

[kingofattolia]

I am once again asking all the companies with whom I am signed up for "paperless billing" to STOP SENDING ME PAPER BILLS

[nowwithgaypheromones]

🙁

[hesitantmemories]

TUMBLR GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!

[lowpawly]

HES CHOMPING MY ART SUPPLIES

[kinglua]

the dollar keep getting more expensive literally by the hour AMERICA STOP. PLEASE. AMERICANS STOP IT.