I'm writing the humpback reader fic and it's a delight as Eclipse has a moment of "Why do I hear boss music?" except it's an angry humpback siren coming to fight him and he just
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so i was cooking, as i usually do
i have no others ideas but this one scene in mind so tumblr has to hear about it now
"hey!" with a jab, "what should i call you!"
"veritas!" he dodges aventurine's strike, "and you?"
"aventurine!" and he then tries to chop ratio's head off
excellent first meeting guys trust
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no bc being unable to have a human connection without latching myself on and getting attached is so james potter core of me
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I like how many statements in the magnus protocol we've gotten so far where I feel no sympathy for the person giving the statement. Like I wish that did happen to more crypto bros tbh. Ur the one who decided to roll those dice dick fuck around and find out. Makes it much easier to take delight in their downfall. I'm having a great time.
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The amount of Hero/Villian stories I've read with the Hemitpire crew is actually insane.
And making me insane with wanting to design my own versions of all of them.
I've already made some designs for the Ranchers but I want to change them. Especially Jimmy. I kinda want to also start writing fics with them after I design them.
But idk if I should include ships or not in this au, you know?
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the national insurance cut is nice in theory but i'd rather have a functioning nhs that an extra 40 a month tbh
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How I imagine their dynamic in the beginning
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does anyone else forget that percy and annabeth (and all demigods) aren’t actually human? they’re part human, part deity. but not identified as either.
like… they have some human dna, they appear human and act human and feel human… but they are not human. just like they’re 50% god, but they are not gods. becasue even though the gods choose to appear as humans, they are composed of the same fundamental particles and forces that make up everything in the universe. they’re incorporeal energy. they’re these metaphysical transcendent entities that can shape-shift
and that is half of what a demigod is. percy and annabeth are not human beings. they’re some kind of hybrids. they’re humanoids. if percy and annabeth were to take DNA tests, the results would look something like this:
findings: what the fuck? error.
and i low key feel like they would have a good time using this fact to make ppl uncomfortable
like imagine percy and annabeth are out with both their families on a walk near the beach, and there’s this little mini cliff. percy and annabeth just casually jump down, but the rest of them are like “uh, guys, we can’t do that” to which percy and annabeth just respond “ugh, humans…🙄” knowing full well that for the rest of the day, all any of them will be able to think about is how the two of them are in fact, not human.
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"I don't think AO3 knows about about second kudos."
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Haters and also lawyers warned us to stop selling spontaneously combusting dumpster fires. We will not stand down.
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