#Sariel speaks

[cerealsystem]

Stressed? Me? Nah I have a guy for that

[ikeprinces-stuff]

“How long have you been listening to this voiced dialogue?”

Me : Yes! 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

Leon voice lines, dramatic route chap 22 :

He's literally being tortured and whipped while I'm feeling excited abt how his voice is SO FREAKIN' GOOD HERE!!! 😭😭😭💖💖💖❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[cerealsystem]

THEY ARE GOOD FLAVOR AND CONVEY TONE WELL

In my humble opinion

[ask-the-archs]

¡¡NOT CANON TO HAZBIN HOTEL, this is for fun interactions because I like this idea!!

Rules:

Don’t be weird

Ask before touching mod or characters (there are exceptions, but this is the main rule)

No explicit NSFW (but be advised of heavy topics here at times)

Anyone is welcome to interact, but Mod gets to make things silly

If you cross any of these and/or make me uncomfortable (even if it’s for ‘no reason’) I get to choose not to interact with you in the future

“Gabriel Speaking, they/them…”

Michelle Speaking, she/they

•Noah Speaking, Any•

#Bea speaking, they/them unless otherwise specified, please!#

|Ariel… writing. It/its.|

/Barachiel speaking, ve/vir/vis/virself./

≈Jophiel here, I don’t care what pronouns are used!≈

¡Sariel speaking, anything but he/she.¡ ( @reluctantly-angel-sariel )

(Mod speaking, they/them or any neopronouns)

[Sign Language, with colour signifier]

‘Thoughts, with colour and symbol if more than one person in a scene’

Quick temp reference for Michelle: (her design is wip)

Noah (left) and Gabriel (right):

Barachiel:

Ariel:

Jophiel:

Loki (Gabriel’s service dog):

Appearance

Why he’s probably gonna be a character used for the foreseeable future

Days since this blog has been post-limited: 0

Post Limit blog: @aask-the-archs

Main account is @nerdyquestier

[krenenbaker]

Floyd and Sariel for the bingo

Also Cyran

YEAAAAH!!

Floyd:

(didn't quite get a bingo u_u but I adore that boy)

Sariel:

(MY HUSBAND WHOM I ADORE ♥︎)

Cyran:

(we need a Cyran route. or card. or event. or even a sprite. or SOMETHING. PLEASE!!)

[astraldoesart]

Pspsps @glass-trash-bab you wanted to know more of the mermaid family. Well, one lil thing is that Samael is a siren and they (mother, father, and two siblings) are mermaids. They will never get as big as Samael nor are they even half as dangerous (due to size). None of them have "proper" names but rather names based around Samael's that it starts to call them instead of Mother, Father, Brother, and Sister. Their official names are variations of clicks, whistles, and other vocalizations. Continuing the angel theme their names are as follows: Uriel, Azriel, Zuriel, Sariel. Because hehe love theming

[cerealsystem]

You left out the best part, which is that I only found out because the original server owner decided to play in survival today and just. Walked up to him, forgetting mobs are hostile in survival, and then went “oh—well, that’s a problem” in VC

My friend just found out their pet creeper has been killed and replaced like 20 times. We all just kept accidentally getting exploded by it, and then we'd replace it and rebuild the area around it so that they had no idea it had happened. And between us, we've replaced this fucking creeper like 20 times. We didn't even talk to each other, we just did it. We were all just separately replacing the creeper like a mother replacing their child's goldfish.

[cerealsystem]

Kaveh woke up at 8:18, realized we had an opening shift, threw our shit together, and bolted out the door so we could be at work by 9.

It’s Sunday.

We open an hour later on Sundays.

[faroresson]

Sometimes I think about the Multiple PC aus for dragon age and some are super plausible in a this will change next to nothing way (The Hawkes just being two sets of twins, Garrett and Marian, Bethany and Carver) others are a little harder by number but lore wise would be cool to adapt (Multiple/All Origin Wardens) and then theres Inquisition... did they all get an anchor? did one get it but they all survive? whos the Inquisitor?

[mxnstersarereal]

Tag dump part ii, muses (both the ones I've launched and the ones without bios)

[cerealsystem]

Was gonna send this to our therapist when a different emotion said “that’s stupid, cut it out”

Girl help, the emotions are emotioning WAY too loudly

[ask-sariel-noir]

Sariel, meet me on the balcony tonight?

Duckie mod: I- Could you please indicate who you are and why?

Yes, I mean no offense to you Anon, but unless I acquire details as to why and who is requesting my audience I won't waste my time.

For safety reasons.

[chirp-a-chirp]

A Ridiculously Blunt Therapist Talks with the Ikemen Rhodolite Princes*

*And the staff that serve them

Jin

Therapist: “You need to learn to love more. Broaden your scope.” That was some awesome advice you gave Luke in his route.

Therapist: Maybe you should follow it yourself.

Therapist: No, loving all kinds of boobs doesn’t count. Don’t let cybrid typecast you. You’re better than that.

Chevalier

Therapist: Whoever came up with the beast in human skin metaphor really screwed you up.

Therapist: Speaking of screwed up. Expectation management on you as a child. Planning military maneuvers? Political strategy? Umm wow. And we’re not even talking about the assassination attempts on you as a kid and yet YOU’RE blamed for them and multiple princely mothers’ reactions thereafter.

Therapist: If someone created a book/in-game universe based on your trauma, it would be ridiculous.

Clavis

Therapist: YOU ARE WORTHY. OF AFFIRMATION. OF PRAISE. OF LOVE.

Therapist: I get we have some…issues with your mom. And dad. And Gilbert. And Chevalier.

Clavis: Not with my dear brother Chev, haha!

Therapist: The assassins you hired told me otherwise.

Therapist: You know what? I’m…gonna clear my calendar for the week just for you.

Leon

Therapist: Everything is NOT fine. STOP smiling.

Therapist: There’s a little boy whom I want to talk to right now. He ain’t dead. No, staring at the sky doesn’t count as therapy.

Therapist: I’m willing to wait this out until you’re ready to talk. Or cybrid lets you. I recognize this will be a long wait.

Yves

Therapist: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. NO, NOT JUST YOUR CLOTHES AND BAKED GOODS.

Therapist: Also, hissing is not always the best form of communication.

Licht and Nokto

Therapist: Repeat after me.

(Talking to Licht) IT IS NOT MY FAULT.

(Talking to Nokto) IT IS NOT MY FAULT.

(Talking to Both Twins) NOW SAY THAT TOGETHER.

Luke

Therapist: Find something to live for. Revenge doesn’t count.

Therapist: And can we talk about the teddy bears?

Rio

Therapist: You need to live for yourself.

Rio: That’s what my mistress Emma said!

Therapist: …

Therapist: Did you not hear me? Stop defining your entire personality on a single person. My god.

Sariel

Therapist: *Slides a bottle of expensive brandy to a very tired-looking Sariel*

Therapist: You need this. Also, you need to stop defending the former king. He emotionally manipulated and scarred you as much as his actual sons. Maybe more so dude.

[cerealsystem]

Jokes on you, we’re thorough because we love you actually 🫵 /Lh

Mean to me

[scorchieart]

Budget Cuts

Leon: Alright, how about this one?

Chevalier: ...No.

Leon: You didn't even read the whole thing.

Chevalier: I have read enough to know it requires major revision.

Leon: Okay, fine. I can maybe cut back a few orders for the kitchens in Spring, but you'll have to answer to Yves when he—

Chevalier: Not that. Line 39.

Leon: Ah, yeah. That... It's a minor condition.

Chevalier: It does not belong in the budget plan.

Leon: It's just for one day. It'll fly by.

Chevalier: I refuse to comply.

Leon: It's your civic duty as the Second Prince to comply with the wishes of the citizens of Rhodolite.

Chevalier: And since when have the citizens of Rhodolite wished for this?

Leon: The Boys™ and I conducted an end of year survey. One question was: If you could demand one act of community service from any prince next year, what would it be?

Chevalier: Was it multiple choice?

Leon: Free response, actually.

Chevalier: Did Clavis "assist" you in your data collection?

Leon: Listen, you should be honored. And that wasn't even the top pick. But Sariel made an executive decision to veto that one. Didn't represent domestic values, or something.

Chevalier: What was it?

Leon: Jin Topless Tuesdays.

Chevalier: And yet, this was deemed adherent to "domestic values"?

Leon: Give me some leeway here, Chevalier. I'm letting you keep your bit about constructing fifty new bee sanctuaries across the kingdom, even though they pose zero military advantage as far as I'm aware. Aside from maybe stinging invaders.

Chevalier: Having additional sources of food along the journey decreases the need to overpack at the start. Additionally, the honey invigorates soldiers without risk of sugar crash.

Leon: So that's how Luke convinced you.

Chevalier: You need to revise your proposal.

Leon: You need to learn to be a team player. There are only 10 days left till the budget plan is due.

Chevalier: Meanwhile, I am counting down the days until I am crowned king and can veto any ridiculous suggestion that exits your mouth.

--— 11 days later —--

Townsperson 1: Hey, is that... is that Prince Chevalier?

Townsperson 2: Mhmm.

Townsperson 1: Wearing a giant, adorable, fluffy tiger costume?

Townsperson 2: Mmhmmm.

Townsperson 1: And handing out chocolates and terrifying grimaces to the children?

Townsperson 2: I think those are meant to be smiles?

Townsperson 1: This is why I voted for Topless Tuesdays.

Jin + Clavis: Psshhh! Speak for yourselves. *high-fives*

[reccyls]

Beyond the Merging of Then and Now (Sariel story)

Sariel's 4th anniversary story sale, where child Sariel is brought to the future to meet Emma and current Sariel

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It wasn't unusual for Sariel's office to be full of tension as a result of all the political and bureaucratic affairs he had to tend to. But today, the room was filled with tension of a different sort.

Sariel: What is this charmless menace?

Young Sariel: What is this four-eyed old man?

Emma: Okay, so... You're both Sariel. Emma: An adult Sariel, and also, for some reason I don't understand, there's also a younger Sariel here.

(I was just going into town for an errand, how did this happen...)

--flashback--

Some hours ago...

(...Hm? Looks like there's some kind of ruckus up ahead. I wonder what's happening.)

Man: The hell are you doing, brat! You better watch yourself!

(A fight? And with such a young child?)

Man: You little bastard, looks like I need to teach you a lesson.

(Wait, he's not going to hit the boy is he? I have to save the--)

Child: .....you.

Man: ...!? Man: I-I'm sorry...

(He ran off... Something about this scene seems familiar... but now's not the time!) (Just who is that boy? He was able to send a grown man running just by whispering something.) (Wait, huh? That face...)

Emma: Sariel?

Child: ..?

(No, what am I saying. There's no way that's Sariel.) (But he really does resemble Sariel, and he's even also wearing gloves. The more I look at him, the more alike they seem.)

Child: You, what are you- Child: ...

(He left.) (I must have been mistaken just now. He can't be a little version of Sariel, there's just no way.)

--scene change, hallway--

(I keep thinking about that boy from earlier. What a mysterious kid.)

???: Don't turn around.

Emma: Wha?

(Who's behind me!?)

???: Head inside. Don't act suspicious.

--end flashback--

Emma: ...And so, that's what--

*whip sound*

Emma: Ack!

(What was that?)

Young Sariel: ...Tch. You're just a bureaucrat.

Sariel: And what does that make you, who can't even put a scratch on a lowly bureaucrat? Quite pathetic.

(Little Sariel tried to attack normal Sariel, but was warded off...?) (I couldn't see a thing.)

Sariel: Who ever would have thought that there would come a day when I would use this whip against "myself".

Emma: So he really is a child version of you.

Sariel: Indeed. Although I hate to admit it. Sariel: Because you knew his name, he likely tailed you in order to ascertain your true intentions. Sariel: And after finding out that you have some relation to the royal castle, he decided to infiltrate the castle. Sariel: At this point in time, I did have some interest in contacting the royal family. Sariel: At any rate, the question now is not who he is, but what to do with this vermin--

Official: Apologies for the interruption, sir, but I have something urgent I need to-- huh?

(Uh oh.)

Official: That boy is...?

Emma: Uh, no, you have it all wrong, he's--

Young Sariel: You look busy, father. You don't have to worry about me, you should just get back to work.

Emma: ......

Sariel: ......

Official: F-father...? So he's your...

Sariel: No. He is the child of a very, very, very distant relation. He is absolutely not my son.

(Oh, Sariel is not happy.)

Official: O-oh, I see. Ahaha...haha...

Sariel: If you have something urgent to discuss, let us speak in the hallway. But before that. Sariel: The next time you say something like that, brat, I will sew your mouth shut.

(And he's gone.)

Young Sariel: Hmph.

(Is he trying to get revenge on Sariel because his surprise attack failed?) (Maybe he does have a childish side after all. I didn't expect that.)

Emma: If you're hungry, would you like to have some sweets?

Young Sariel: I don't want them.

Emma: All right then, how about we read a book toge-- *sound of footsteps running* No, wait, wait!

*door opens*

(What do I do, do I chase after him... Hm?) (He's back.)

*door opens*

Young Sariel: Damn it... that damn 4 eyed bastard...

(I've seen Sariel kick people out of rooms before, but this might be the first time I've seen someone get kicked back in.)

Emma: Hey, come on, why don't we have something to eat together? What kind of sweets do you like?

Young Sariel: ...I don't like anything.

Emma: Then we'll have a bit of everything!

Sariel: ......

(That's quite the cold look from little Sariel.) (It looks like he's still wary around me, but I hope he'll slowly start to trust me more.)

--scene change, Sariel's room at night--

(...He hasn't taken a single bite.)

Young Sariel: ......

(He's been constantly looking for an opening to escape, but it looks like he's getting tired now.)

Sariel: Emma.

Emma: Y-yes?

Sariel: You should get some rest. I will keep watch over this vermin.

Emma: I can't do that. You should sleep too, Sariel. Emma: And you should too!

Young Sariel: ...

(He won't even look at me!)

Sariel: It's no use. The only thing a brat like this responds to is pain and discipline.

Young Sariel: You look like a proper pencil pusher but you still think of violence first. You think putting on a pair of glasses can change the kind of person you are deep down?

Sariel: What was that?

Young Sariel: You heard what I said.

Emma: Please don't fight with yourself, both of you!

(If I go to sleep with things the way they are, there is definitely going to be another incident...!)

*stomach growling*

(--Ah.)

Sariel: Emma?

Emma: I- I'm not... I mean, there was just so much happening today that I didn't get a chance to eat...

(Now that I've realized it, I'm just feeling hungrier and hungrier.) (It's already so late, but maybe just a little snack...)

Emma: Sorry, but can I have one of those?

Young Sariel: Do whatever you want.

Emma: Thank you. *munch*

(It's been a while since I had something sweet, it's so good... hm?) (When did little Sariel start eating too!)

Sariel: ...Strange. I didn't think you'd willingly eat something that someone else prepared.

Young Sariel: It doesn't seem poisoned. Young Sariel: ...Huh.

(Ah, looks like he likes that one.)

Emma: Is that one your favorite?

Young Sariel: Not really.

Emma: Hehe, you're free to take as much as you like if there's anything you like.

Young Sariel: ....Okay.

(He grabbed some more of the same kind. I guess that is his favorite.)

Sariel: Emma. Don't spoil him too much.

Emma: It's fine. He's you too, Sariel. Emma: Why don't you have some pastries too, big Sariel? There's some that aren't too sweet.

Sariel: I am not sure how I feel about being called 'big Sariel'... Sariel: However, I'll take you up on that offer. I'll have what you recommend.

Young Sariel: .....

Sariel: What?

Young Sariel: Nothing. Young Sariel: ...You look like you trust her a lot.

(He didn't want to eat anything because he was worried it would be poisoned...) (So that was something he had to be worried about even though he's this young.) (Maybe he only started eating because I ate one first, but maybe he can start opening up and trusting me some more now.)

Emma: Is it good?

Young Sariel: It's food. How it tastes doesn't matter.

(Ah, he looked over at me, just a little bit.) (I hope he can let himself relax, even if for just this moment.) (Both the young Sariel, and adult Sariel.) (Because both of them are my dear, precious Sariel...)