#Sasori x Deidara

[ladykissingfish]

*Sasori returns to the hideout after a long mission*

Sasori, to himself as he walks down the hall to his room: Finally. I thought that tedious journey was going to last the rest of my eternity. I suppose I should go meet with Leader and let him know of my progress, and —

Sasori: *stops; Deidara is sound asleep in Sasori’s bed, with just his head showing from under the mountain of covers*

Sasori: What in the world … why is this brat in here??

Konan, in the doorway: Ah, Sasori, welcome home. How was your trip?

Sasori: It was fine, but first … what is this guy doing in my room??

*Konan puts her finger to her lips and gestures to Sasori to follow her into the hallway; once they’re out there she gently closes the door*

Konan: We should be quiet; this is the first time he’s slept so long in days.

Sasori: What do you mean?

Konan: He … I think he was very upset when Nagato sent you on this mission alone. I get the feeling that he’s very attached to you. He’s been awake and rambling around aimlessly for days. The only time he seems to sleep soundly is when he’s in your bed.

Sasori: Is that so?

Konan: Mm. Sasori … I don’t presume to be in your personal business, but I’m curious. Have you and Deidara ever had a talk? About … about feelings? Because—

Sasori, quietly: He tried. He’s been trying to talk to me for a year. But I always brush him aside, because … well, he’s just a silly brat, isn’t he?

Konan: No. No, he isn’t. And the sooner you come to accept that, the happier you both will be. *pats his shoulder* I’ll tell Nagato you’ll give him your report in the morning. *walks away*

*Sasori slowly walks back to his room; Deidara has kicked out of some of the covers, his hair and limbs splayed all over*

Sasori: *sits in a chair by the bed and timidly puts a hand on Deidara’s cheek*

Sasori, quietly: So soft. So pretty.

Deidara: *slowly stirs awake and then blinks in disbelief*

Deidara: D-Danna? What are you —

Sasori: Scoot over, please.

*Deidara does as asked and Sasori gets into bed with him, pulls the covers over them both, and cradles Deidara’s head against his chest*

Sasori: Get some rest. I’m here.

Deidara, blushing and flustered: W-wait … does this mean that you’re … d-does this mean that WE’RE …

Sasori: It simply means that I’m here, I’m with you, and I expect you to get some sleep so you’ll be well-rested for our date tomorrow. Understood?

Deidara: But can we kiss or something first? I’ve gotta have something good to tell Hidan and Red-Eyes in the morning and —

Sasori: *uses his hand to tilt Deidara’s face upwards and pull him into a slow kiss*

Sasori: Was that enough of a conversation piece for you?

Deidara: … I mean if you REALLY want to give me something to brag about you could slide your hand down and —

Sasori: Don’t push it, brat.

[ame-ishwitz]

[pocketlessdruid]

Sasodei week day 1: kids

Deidara gets so enthusiastic about meeting a fellow artist but sensory issued Sasori is absolutely not happy to be touched with mouth hands

@sasodeiweek

[or0ch1maru]

𝟭𝟴+ 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗗𝗡𝗜, 𝗳𝗲𝗺 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗔𝗸𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 ;)

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𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 & 𝗞𝗮𝗸𝘂𝘇𝘂:

•these two love nothing more than a brat, someone to challenge them. someone who pushes their limits.

•both are brat tamers, all for punishments and funishments. You want to act out? Too damn bad. They’ll be the first to pull you into their room and snap that mentally right from you.

•toys, being tied up, sensory deprivation, all these among other things they’ll use on and against you. they truly enjoy watching the way you whimper, begging for them to use your holes.

•Kakuzu & Hidan are definitely on the rougher side of things but they both know when you need gentler loving, and won’t hesitate to slow down if they feel that you can’t handle it.

•praising? Forget about it, that won’t come until they’re done with you. “𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹”, “𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹, 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁?”, “𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁. 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲.” Are the comments they’ll coo and mewl into your ears as they mark you up and stuff you.

•are gods at aftercare. Hidan wasn’t aware that it was something that should and needed to be done after a session. Kakuzu had to explain it to him but once he understood, he was the first to jump up and make you comfortable. bubble baths, body massages, playing with you hair. These are just some of the ways to two will take care of you.

𝗦𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗶 & 𝗗𝗲𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗮:

•these two will take their time with you. They say your body is art and will marvel at you like you’re on a pedestal.

•what you would think would be a short and quick fuck, would turn into hours of pleasure. Each whimper, moan, and whine that escapes your lips only eggs them on.

•definitely taking turns. While one fucks you, the other will play with you. They enjoy doing this while in missionary. Deidara will have you up against him while his red haired partner fills you up. The blonde will play with your nipples, stroke your frame, nibble on your ears and leave purple marks on your neck.

•Sasori won’t cum yet. He’ll pull out and let his partner take his turn. Sasori will gently place your hand around his shaft, having you slowly stroke him as a test to your concentration.

•the pair love to praise. Especially when you’re taking both of them. “𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘂𝘀.”, “𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆.”. they also love caressing & touching your face any chance they get.

•kisses. whether it’s on your lips or your neck, even your inner thighs, kissing is one thing they can’t go without. eye contact is another thing the two crave. they feel it’s a pure bonding, and intimate connection.

•their version of aftercare involves cuddling and sleeping. once everyone’s been cleaned up, they’ll place you gently between them, wrapping you up under the blanket and they’ll trace over your body and play with your hair until you fall asleep.

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗻 & 𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗻:

•pain will have Konan focus on you first. Watching as his partners face is buried between your legs, causing you to cry out as her tongue flicks over your clit. He enjoys the way you grab onto her hair when she slides her fingers into you, almost as if you want her deeper.

•Konan is primarily the top with you, taking control until it’s time to take her partner. Sometimes she’ll have you finger fuck her, pleasing her the way she does you. These two also enjoy bringing toys into the mix. Edging you with a vibrator until you’re begging for release.

•Pain never lets either of the girls feel excluded. Giving both Konan and you the same amount of pleasure and attention. Hates when his girls are dissatisfied. While he fucks you, he’ll hold a vibrator to his partners clit, watching as they both become unraveled by his touch.

•when Pain is near his orgasm, he’ll have both of you get on your knees in front of him. The look of his girls this way throws him over the edge. Covering the both of you in his cum. All over your faces, it dripping down your chins and onto your chests.

•their version of aftercare is taking a nice hot shower. It’ll start off innocent, just lathering yourselves in soap to clean yourselves and before you know it, Pain will have you and Konan bent over and mushed against the shower wall.

𝗭𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘂 & 𝗧𝗼𝗯𝗶/𝗢𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗼:

•doms! This pair takes control. Black Zetsu will be the main focus out of him and white Zetsu, but white Zetsu is the one the praise you during your sessions.

•Obito prefers being the ‘sloppy’ second believe it or not. He’ll watch his partner stuff and fill your holes, listening to the way you cry as you take him. He also loves to taunt you when his partner is deep in your cunt. “𝘄𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹. 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗶𝗺.”, “𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲. 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁.”, “𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗰. 𝗜𝘀 𝘇𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘂 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂? 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸?”

•they both love choking. Your neck will be red for hours after each session. Any form of marking these two are able to leave on you fuels them. They both have an ownership & possession kink. They’re not satisfied until you’re covered in purple and red marks.

•another thing to two love doing is pulling out and cumming on your entrance. The pair love watching as you go about your daily activities with their cum mixing together in your panties.

•uses each other for punishments. You piss off Obito? You’ll be paying for that as Zetsu stuffs your holes, his partner will be right next to you as your face is mushed on the wall, into the carpet, into a pillow. The usual taunting will continue, becoming harsher with each sentence. Obito knows his words cause you to become soaked, craving nothing but his cock inside you, and that’s what you’re being deprived of.

•Zetsu is the same. If you anger him, you’re out of luck. He’ll have Tobi bending you over a desk, completely wrecking you. Zetsu does taunt, just not as much as Tobi. What he does instead is stroke his cock. Just out of your arms reach. It’s look but don’t touch, which drives you mad.

•at the end of this, they’ll run you a hot bath. Letting you relax and unwind in the warm water. They’ll be found in the kitchen, preparing a delicious meal for after.

𝗞𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 & 𝗜𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶:

•just like Deidara & Sasori, these two prefer going slow. They’ll go all day if they choose.

•when there isn’t enough time to have sex, they’ll have you take turns riding their thighs. Leaving stains from your juices on their pant legs.

•these two aren’t ashamed of pushing you against a tree while out on a mission. They also don’t care if anybody discovers the three of you getting it on, whether that’s at home in the compound or while on a task.

•hair pullers. That nice bun, or ponytail you had? It’ll be wrecked by the time these two are done with you.

•late at night, they love when you get on top. Taking your time and doing what movements you need to get your release. They love watching the way your tits bounce as you ride their cocks.

•as much as they love using you, they prefer when you use them. If you crave them in the middle of the night, they’ll be more than happy to give you what you want. You want to sneak off from a group dinner and have a quickie in a bathroom, just give them that look and they’ll find an excuse to leave.

•when it comes to aftercare, they will worship your body like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do. Don’t get me wrong, they worship you while fucking, but seeing your body after, sets them both into overdrive. Body massages, compliments and praises, and kissing.

[pink9610]

°3°

[denerturee]

They look like bsd characters

[yowyowyaoi]

Deidara: I’m bored. Let’s have sex.

Sasori: That can’t be your go-to answer every time you lack something to do.

Deidara: Why not? It passes time, feels great, burns calories, all that good stuff, right?

Sasori: True. But Danna just isn’t in the mood, my love. So pick something else.

Deidara: Anything else?

Sasori: Yes. 

Deidara: Alright, then … I want to combine our art. I want you to give me that puppet you just finished, let me put a bomb in it, and send it exploding across the sky, hm.

Sasori:

Sasori, taking off his pants: You know what? Sex doesn’t sound so bad after all …

*two doors down*

Hidan: I’m fucking bored, old bastard. Let’s fuck.

Kakuzu: That’s a hard pass.

Hidan: Then give me some money so I can go out and —

Kakuzu, unbuttoning his shirt: Come here and let me love you, brat.

[sanrio-gyal]

Just a little doodle (it took me 13 hours combined) 😊

[velvetgoldminecherry]

Sasori: If you were my wife I'd put poison in your coffee

Deidara: You know what Danna? If you were my husband I'd drink that coffee

[coycorry]

It happens every time really 👁️👄👁️

[ladykissingfish]

Sasori: Brat? Have you finished your dinner yet?

Deidara: Yes, Danna!

Sasori: Good. Then it’s time for dessert … *brings in a plate of cookies* I worked hard on these so eat a lot.

Deidara: Oooooh, chocolate chip cookies?! *gets up and throws his arms around Sasori, hugging him* How did you know that was my favorite?

Sasori: Actually they’re oatmeal raisin.

Deidara:

Deidara: … I wasn’t aware that you hated me, hm.

Sasori: Excuse me?

Deidara: Oatmeal raisin cookies are the worst kind there is! They’re like cow-pies with little flies stuck in the batter!

Sasori: *snatches up the plate* What an ungrateful asshole you are! Fine, I’ll just go give these to someone who will appreciate my — Deidara: Aw, don’t be like that, Sasori. I’ll eat them … IF you pick out all the raisins for me, hm! Sasori: What in God’s name is the point of that?? Even if I did do that, the cookies would still have the taste of raisins! Deidara: But I wouldn’t be seeing them. It’s like when I order pepperoni pizza and pick off every single pepperoni. Sasori: IF YOU DON’T LIKE PEPPERONI PIZZA THEN WHY DO YOU ORDER PEPPERONI PIZZA?! WHY NOT JUST ORDER PLAIN CHEESE?? Deidara: Because of the essence, Danna! The presence it leaves behind. I’d think that as a fellow artist you’d understand something like that! *holds out the plate of cookies* Now are you going to be a good boyfriend and do what I asked, or am I going to be out looking for someone who understands my genius?? Sasori: *later that night* Itachi: *knocks on the bathroom door* Deidara you’ve been in that shower for over half an hour! Let me have my turn before you use up all the hot water!

Deidara: Fuck off, Uchiha!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get oatmeal raisin out of your hair??

Itachi:

Based on this post by @nothanksidontwanttodie 😂

[ame-ishwitz]

[pocketlessdruid]

Sasodei week day 8: happy ending

AU after the Gaara rescue arc. They could only find one of Deidara's arms but it's okay because Sasori survived and it's going to make him a prosthetic one.

The last one :'( i'm so happy i managed to complete the whole event

@sasodeiweek

[yaoimongerer]

First drawing of them!!

[pink9610]

[denerturee]

Sasodei kids together