#Scumbag Self Saving System

[happypeachsludgeflower]

I just think it’d be really funny if Airplane wrote a new trashy romance novel with the same writing style as PIDW but this time a danmei and Shen Yuan was riveted. Suddenly, Shang Qinghua’s hack writing isn’t so bad when it’s about men and now Shen Yuan is spending his time insisting that Shang Qinghua’s writing somehow improved (it didn’t) and it has nothing to do with being gay (it absolutely does.)

[archerdepartures116]

Shen Qingqiu exhibiting his cultivator strength on Liu-Shidi

[charliem-69]

day 3: the true past

[yunxinli5129]

yappanators

[hiyogdh]

protagonist halo

[azu1as]

i have this moshang au where sqq and sqh talk about their old fictional crushes and sqh reveals that his type has always been powerful, cold, and brooding blue-coded characters with a dash of familial angst and trauma thrown into the mix.

shen qingqiu: ohhhh so like sasuke uchiha

shang qinghua: he might've been my first crush actually

cue mobei-jun hunting down any and all information he can find on this sasuke bastard who somehow managed to sneak right under mobei-jun's nose and dared seduce his qinghua.

mbj: give me all information you have on the uchiha clan

sqh: bwaugh??? huh?????

[habizuh-studios]

NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS SHEN QINGQIU'S BIRTHDAY AHH BUT I FOUND OUT ANYWAY SO TAKE THIS

POORLY DRAWN SHIZUN DRAWN VIA TRACKPAD PLEASE AND THANK YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIIZZUUUUUNNNN!!!

[lintwriting]

you KNOW Binghe would be obsessed with motherhood with his 3 dead mother figures

so why is it when I look for Bingqiu mpreg where Binghe is preggers I only get 12 RESULTS?!!

😭😭😭 plsss y’all plssss 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[afsosville]

Ever After High, but make it a PIDW AU.

Imagine how fucked up it would be if Shen Jiu is up there doing the book signing ceremony that seals his destiny of becoming the next 'Shen Qingqiu', and the mirrors display him getting thrown away by his martial siblings at the trial, and his limbs being torn off and other despicable tortures, and being brought down so low that your humanity is stripped away from you, all for an audience to see. And they cheer. The crowd is ecstatic, perhaps even more so than when his father, Shen Qingqiu, was put on trial.

[arsonisticscholar]

Send me your truth serum ideas

Bro you don’t even know what you unleashed

Also I apologize in advance it’s 10:30 at night and I got home from my friends house like fifteen minutes ago so I’m very very tired and the quality will be LOWW

ok so

Starting off strong with BingQiu

When Sqq gets the serum:

Obviously he would bite his tongue until it bled in order to not say some of the things he thinks or I could see him like digging his nails into his palms to like hold himself back a little bit then it can be a moment where he needs to go to mqf and he’s like uhhh sqq bbg what are you doing to yourself OR lbh finds out and obviously cries and feels bad about not seeing how much it’s hurting him or whatever and then sqq is all like ohhh no binghe it’s not your fault I just am a man with secrets and then they find the cure and live happily ever after and all that

I love the ones where it combines with system reveal and then it’s like ohh binghe I’m not who you think I am and lbh is like ohhh shizun I’ve known for a while but you’ve always had your secrets or whatever (guys this is why I’m an ideas man not a writer man) or it’s like ohhh shizun is that why you keep dreaming of this strange other world wowww

Ok I’m brain dead rn so I’ll rb tomorrow with more but I’ve got a lot to say

[m0owu]

:Luo Binghe, you DON'T want to be legendary

: ......... (NO, MY BOY)

[stawbearry]

Shen jiu emoji to match the shen yuan one, again based on the genshin emotes

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Okay but where are the fics where Yue Qi showed up on time and razed Qiu Manor to the ground himself??

[charliem-69]

day 2: young time

[prism-wanderer]

Listen. Regardless of how you feel about Yue Qingyuan/Shen Yuan. I don't even know their ship name. That shit slaps. Those writers write like they get powered through the angst of a million suns. I don't know what's worse. Yue Qingyuan KNOWING and still being that desperate/or maybe he does Love Shen Yuan or him being completely unaware and Shen Yuan is stuck constantly comparing himself and Shen Jiu. It also can be Hella funny. Especially when they make Yue Qingyuan the type that snaps and goes ape shit. Like holy shit that man is insane and it's high key hot. Writers never stop it's like a guilty pleasure for me 🙏🏾

[tommymi]

happy birthday shizun!!!