#Secret Outcode Papyrus

[citrustale]

CITRUSTALE SANS AND PAPYRUS!!!

aka Cam[ka:m](Sans!) and Quýt[kwit̚˧˦](Papyrus!) Designs done by my wonderful friend A0_Inavader on other platforms!!! Sorry about the quality, they got compressed. :( AOI'S STRAWPAGE IS HERE go look at it!

Yes, they're edible.

I'll make a post containing basic info about citrustale later!!

random little facts about them! Nerd siblings, niblings if you will.

Cam(Cam sành)

-Cam is wearing eyeliner! -Cam is a boyfailure! -he's also a fundanshi and a roblox player, certified dti rager. -very aware that he is part of a hivemind. -He also has brainrot humor. -He and Alphys do their makeup together! -Eats the orange juice boxes after he's done drinking them. -Insane vocaloid listener. -first thing he does when he gets out of the underground is go to a hatsune miku concert -moderator on an undernet forum called the Quýt fan club (He's the only one in it) -He/they pronouns -mom found the yaoi -puts salt in halloween candy to troll kids -Cam had an emo phase (that's why he's so good at doing his eyeliner) -FUCK YOU!!!! --Cam goes to the barber (when your barber gives you a bowl cut, wht are you gonna do?) -low alcohol tolerance -he's an outcode -"Oh, that's lovely!" [distain] -I'm not like you normies I like [very obscure sanrio character] -a little insufferable, sucks at rythm games.

Quýt(Mandarin)

-Quýt is a vocaloid fan, his favorite is Rin! (Him and Cam are so Rin and Len coded) -He likes his spaghetti with mayonaise and orange sauce. -He's a fan of J-fashion! (as is everyone else in this au-) -Casual vocaloid listener, Iyowa fan. -Religiously makes those gummy food things, he finds them in the trash. -WOULD LOVE TO BE APART OF AN IDOL GROUP if he wasn't going to be a royal guardsman that is!! -forgets to eat sometimes, he's very busy!!!! -would make a drake diss and Cam would hype him up -WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!? -He ate a rock -Absolutely CRACKED at monopoly -naturally high alcohol tolerance -sings in the shower -REJOICE!!! AUTISM BE UPON YE! -likes Hello Kitty -would put together Gundam figures -cracked at rythm games -AKAKAKAKAKAKAKA -"Cam...we have to cook..." -Cries over Skylar White and Jesse Pinkman -Cam made him play dti just to vote him 5 stars every round. -favorite pokemon is cherrim -would play infinity nikki if his pc could run it -Actually a morning person (unlike Cam)

-Both of them get noise complaints from late night karaoke

quoting something Aoi said while I was writing this: "I love Papyrus, but I love yaoi more."

"This project is not beating the secret music project allegations," (Cam and Quýt have utauloids lol)

"Assistant! I need you to type out my Hatsune Miku hyperfixation."

"Orng horng horng."

[team1destinyfate]

The Ex-Captain and the scientists!

I just made them recently. I hope you like them!

Info:

•Totem (DF! Undyne)

Undyne is determined and kind. She isn't quite as talkative as she used to be. She's 30 years old. Something had happened in her world previously. She was one of the only survivor that survived the corruption when she was near her 20s (around the age of 15 to 17 I can presume). Around that time, she sacrificed herself to save someone which resulted a major injury on her arm (covered by her cloak). She has a scar left on her face which she preferred to keep it covered as she wants to avoid questioning about what happen. After passing her role to Papyrus, she became a ranger. Or at least a spy? Anyways, she preferred to help in the shadows and would look out for the people living in DestinyFate (even if outcodes are restricted to enter that they aren't aware it existed). Other than that, she was Papyrus's role model. She even trained him, teach him how to cook too!

•Dyna (DF! Alphys)

Alphys is 28 years old in DestinyFate. Like Undyne, she was one of the people that survived. She, like every other characters who lost their world was sent to the Omega Timeline. The only problem is: she felt like something was missing and she just don't know what. Core! Frisk eventually brought her to DestinyFate. And just like a few who enter there, her memory was rewritten. She also eventually met Gaster and became his assistant. Though, she likes to make her own inventions for testing. If it works, she shows them off to Gaster. Usually she gets anxious which gave her anxiety if she shows it to the world. Gaster was intrigued with her creativity which was one of the reasons why she became his assistant. She's very fond of watching anime. Not only that, she's very close to Undyne which makes it a lot easier to talk about t to someone who is also interested in it. Of course, she met the skeleton siblings including Phoenix. When she realized that Phoenix likes anime too, they bonded immediately.

•Dr. Raides (DF! Gaster)

In this AU, he didn't fall into the CORE. In fact, he's a very careful guy. Core! Frisk was the one who introduced him to the AU. Gaster also figured out that he can change codes of the AU. He was also the one who coded the AU to rewrite their memories to whoever enter it the first time. He kept it as a secret. He eventually became a well-known scientist in his part of DestinyFate. As years went by, he found Phoenix in the abandoned room of the lab (mentioned in previous post). After almost a year, Sans and Papyrus arrived at his doorstep. Eventually, he was soften up by them which made him decided to officially adopt Phoenix without his children's knowledge (seriously, he has her adoption certificate. He didn't need to officially adopt the other skeleton children since people already assume they're related). Instead of cracks on his face, it was kinda like a tattoo for him. He also tends to get burnouts due to stress. He became a good friend and father to them. But there was one more thing that he's been hiding from everyone...

That's all for now! Just a little more characters to go!

DestinyFate belongs to me

Undertale belongs to Toby Fox

[o4ktree]

Aft/After (HereAfter ! Sans) and Yore (HereAfter ! Papyrus) are outcode characters whose AU broke from the manipulation of the SAVE point which gave them the powers of future and past-vision.

Because Gaster wasn’t given the permission to experiment on willing monster subjects since Asgore didn’t believe in his theory of a SAVE point anyway, he used his sons in secret to go through his plan of using it as a source of power.

While Sans and Papyrus were mostly unaffected by the change of code, it ended up ruining the code of the AU itself. The damage to it was slow though, since everything finally faded away once Sans and Papyrus were adults.

Once their AU became a void, they’re now Wanderers in the Multiverse.

The lines on their clothing symbolize the amount of timelines, past events, and possible future events to happen in the AU they’re in. This is why it’s too overwhelming to use their powers if they were in the Doodlesphere, since to their powers it’s registered as all AU’s at once.

The tag(s) i’ll be using for these two are #hereafterau and #hereafter

I’ll draw and post their refs soon!!

[ivyprism]

Asks my Dreamtale, Dreamswap, and my Outcode Boys!

The Sorcerers: Dreamtale - Sanses and Papyruses: Gael, Zayn, Smolder, and Holden Fell Dreamtale - Sanses and Papyrus: Elryc, Relic, Beyron, and Blaise

Pirate Outcodes: Dreamtale - Sanses and Papyrus: Eclipse, Durinn, Callisto, and Somnus Inktale - Sans and Papyrus: Quill and Parchment Errortale - Sans and Papyrus: Ragon and Byte Dusttale - Sans: Sickle Killer - Sans: Breaker

Fell!Pirate Outcodes: Dreamtale - Sanses and Papyruses: Noctis, Phoenix, Tienn, and Elidor Inktale - Sans and Papyrus: Hue and Canvas Errortale - Sans and Papyrus: Draconite and Techne Dusttale - Sans: Blade Killer - Sans: Striker

Dance Dreamtale - Sanses and Papyrus: Valentin, Tarantella, Waltz, and Merrick

Dreamtale - Sanses and Papyruses: Dream (Bliss), Nightmare (Dusk) Comet, and Umbra.

Dreamswap - Sanses and Papyrus: Dawn, Disaris, Lychnus, and Obitus

Errortale - Sans and Papyrus: Error (Lenovo) and Virus

Inktale - Sans and Papyrus: Ink (Tusche) and Acrylic

Secret Outcode - Papyrus, Gaster, and Sans: Rune, Runar, and Rhydian

The Caged Bird AU - Papyrus, Gaster, and Sans: Forrest, Adair, and Juniper

Tenebrous Outcode - Papyrus, Sans, and Gaster: Morte, Draven, and Granite

Luminus Outcode - Papyrus, Sans, and Gaster: Lucien, Vitale, and Vitus

The Lost Skeletons - Papyrus and Sans: Einar and Cassiel

Killer Sans - Spiro

Dusttale - Sans and Papyrus: Dagger and Wraith

[siiversans]

OwO‽ I don't believe it, you really answered me QwQ and I thought you didn't have much time, and you think I'm sweet? What a beautiful person you are. Q u e e m o c i o n ! ! Well, sorry if these questions are bothering you a bit, but I didn't leave them to you before because I didn't know if you would be okay or available, plus the text was already long enough, Even I would be too lazy to read. Finally, here I leave you the following questions:

1) What exactly is that necklace that Hotaru! Frisk and Gin! Sans have for? Since when Gin! Sans died supposedly I would have to respawn with that at least, but I think I missed a part and didn't understand xd.

2) Are you ever going to do the story or you have no ideas and are you going to postpone it for the moment? I didn't see that movie, it looks nice so I might look for it at some point, But I would like to know what the story that you propose in your AU would be like, I think it would be great.

3) Why Tonbo! Chara is inside Kin! Papyrus? I think that was never explained or I don't know, maybe it didn't appear to me.

4) Do you like or dislike errorink? I like Frans, I don't care if he's gay, but I also like sanscest (I think it's written like that xd).

5) Is it confirmed that the Frisk of your AU is male? Or is it still a mystery and you just joke with its gender? It doesn't matter to me but I ask out of curiosity owo.

6) If I ask you for a drawing, would you do it? Or only for commissions?.

7) Who is Goatgurt (or yogurt) Asriel? I thought it was Tandoku! Asriel until I saw that he came out of the giant flower xD I felt so stupid jsjsjjssjs.

8) Why can't you leave comments on posts? Or does it only appear that way to me? Because I see that they are all deactivated.

9) What do Silveredge and Silverware mean? I know they are shipps but the names make me curious, also that of the children. Well, I think that was it. Wow that's a lot of text x,p sorry TwT I write too much almost what I think sometimes. I'm not one to edit things, I don't understand much of it, that's why I don't translate comics for others, I can barely manage jsjsjsjs. Bueno, Saravade linda😘

Ah sí, I almost forgot, won't you show me an OC of you? Since every artist has one and I would like to know how you look like x³

1) What exactly is that necklace that Hotaru! Frisk and Gin! Sans have for? Since when Gin! Sans died supposedly I would have to respawn with that at least, but I think I missed a part and didn't understand xd.

that will come into play soon :)

like. SUPER soon. like when we get back to hotaru soon!

2) Are you ever going to do the story or you have no ideas and are you going to postpone it for the moment? I didn't see that movie, it looks nice so I might look for it at some point, But I would like to know what the story that you propose in your AU would be like, I think it would be great.

if you mean gin's pre-outcode story, actually, yes! yes i will :)

it's a secret as to how or why right now but i'll probably reveal it properly when we get to that point in the plot (i'm busy with school right now!)

3) Why Tonbo! Chara is inside Kin! Papyrus? I think that was never explained or I don't know, maybe it didn't appear to me.

please imagine him as a combo of cross!sans and killer!sans!

bonus info: kin is mostly based on disbelief and handplates papyrus!

this is their dynamic! (apologies if theyre hard to translate)

as for how they both ended up this way, you can either ask about it to them or wait :)

4) Do you like or dislike errorink? I like Frans, I don't care if he's gay, but I also like sanscest (I think it's written like that xd).

i love errorink. it's in no way canon to this story or au but my current au fic is all about errink and i also run @errinkgarbagedump!

5) Is it confirmed that the Frisk of your AU is male? Or is it still a mystery and you just joke with its gender? It doesn't matter to me but I ask out of curiosity owo.

hotaru is amab (assigned male at birth) non-binary!

their pronouns are they/them, prefer presenting masc/androgynous (only a lot of the time! there are exceptions)

6) If I ask you for a drawing, would you do it? Or only for commissions?.

right now, i take little requests with tips on my ko-fi!

i can be a bit slow at responding and finishing the requests though <:)

7) Who is Goatgurt (or yogurt) Asriel? I thought it was Tandoku! Asriel until I saw that he came out of the giant flower xD I felt so stupid jsjsjjssjs.

goatgurt is the asriel from @asktheamalgamategoat! his story is concluded on the blog and i got the honor of taking care of little yogurt boy for the rest of time on my blog and story ^-^ <3

8) Why can't you leave comments on posts? Or does it only appear that way to me? Because I see that they are all deactivated.

i'll have to check on that! i changed the blog's tumblr settings some time back :p

9) What do Silveredge and Silverware mean? I know they are shipps but the names make me curious, also that of the children.

silveredge is just the ship name for gin x fell! it was just the name that came naturally and i felt fit them :)

silverware specifically was because me and my friends were joking around that "lol cross has knives. gink cutlery animatic. silverware, get it?" and there it is LOL

the names for the ship kids (im assuming sterling and rust specifically) was just because i thought it fit them and the ship :p

that's all!!! thank you so much for sending so many questions!!! i love writing these and answering them, im really honored someone finds these many details and has so many questions about it 😭💖

[maladelusio]

Fantasy!verse: Staged (remastered slightly and with a new outfit!) 

There’s no Ink or Error in Fantasy!verse, so what happened to the people who could have been..? 

not an outcode, Staged lives in a complete and complicated au called Understaged which eventually manages to make its way into a permanent happy ending on the surface.

you’d think he’d get sick of stories but he’s always interested in hearing new ones. he’d LOVE to see different universes!

his au probably has a Supremely complicated backstory questioning the meaning of telling stories but for our purposes lets Ignore All That

General notes about Understaged: ‘stories’ work as sort of ritual engaged magic in their world. taking on different 'roles’ can change you and your abilities. wearing particular ‘costumes’ or performing particular norms for a role will enhance the abilities associated with it.

in a check you can always see people’s CHOSEN stories/roles such as 'Papyrus [Royal Guard Aspiree]’ but depending on the situation you might be able to pull up more private or Enforced roles like [Judge] or even something secret or bad they believe about themselves. or even… a metanarrative role, like [final boss] or [protagonist]

A number of people are aware of timeline issues as a form of ‘genre awareness’ and magical sense of ‘what story is playing out’. Staged has never given up quite the way canon Sans does; he has more support, and maybe an extra dose of positivity from an ‘event’ during the creation of his AU…

he keeps turning up in roles like 'the hedge in front of your neighbors house’. even if there wasn’t a role like that in the script. everyone acts, but he likes being able to act out of the spotlight. once you’re on stage, your options get limited.

he’s actually happiest helping with the set design crew. a demon with a paintbrush

staged says he’s writing a play but really its just a collection of notes disguised as puns about timeline shenanigans and what he can perceive of the 'world narrative’ on a magical level. And also a lot of random other jokes. he’s not actually that much of a creative writer himself, but he does like to analyze

kind of low empathy for people he doesn’t know personally (read: hasn’t trauma bonded with over an impossibly long period of ‘time’ :P)

Couldn’t have made him without @candy-cryptid’s help and ideas!

Staged is not meant to represent a canonical backstory/AU for Ink (Ink is canonically from ___tale) and has lived through an actual au story rather than being stuck unfinished and then tearing his soul out. However, a significant amount of inspiration was taken from Ink (who belongs to myebi/comyet)

[undertaleheadcannonsfromagremlin]

Can i ask for the outcodes and ut/us bros reaction to a scenario in which their s/o gets taken over by i don't know an evil spirit (chara) or xgaster.. just taken over by darkness all together? If that's make sense.

I haven't been in this fandom for like a year (returning to this blog for you guys cause, well, stuff happened, and I'm back!) I'm an idiot who has no idea what outcodes are (I literally never came across that term till this request, lmao, I knew I had no idea what tf it was, haha, I knew I wasn't losing it) I literally looked it up and I hadn't written for them before- so I might just stick to Ut/us with a special little thing to make up for it... I apologize btw

Sans- It's not a situation that he wants to be in, he's so worried, however, he has to put all of his worries and concerns aside because he has to fix it. And oh boy, if it's anything like Chara, he's unwilling to take any chances. He will try to get them exorcised, but if it doesn't work and others are in danger, he will do what he has to do, with a heavy soul...

Papyrus- He's going to fight tooth and nail to save his s/o from the evil spirit, however, he is easy to deceive, and the evil knows it. Unfortunately, this would not end well for him, or his s/o. Hopefully, there is another reset to correct things, as unfortunate as that is.

Blue (Underswap Sans)- Surprisingly is going to be able to exorcise the demon. Yes, as strange as it is, he prepared for too many things, even super obscure things like that. It was strange. His s/o doesn't question why the hell Blue learned to do something so strange, but hell, they're thankful that he technically saved their soul.

Stretch (Underswap Papyrus)- Bro, Blue is prepared, strangely enough. So, he just ensures that his brother is safe as he saves you- cause he knows that this is your best chance (seriously, why did Blue learn some of the most obscure things that existed?) His brother learned some super strange things.

Paprika with Ghost Hunting S/o: It worries him, especially when he learned that his s/o can die trying to identify the ghost so that the proper ghost dispatcher team goes to dispel the ghost. The s/o had identified hundreds of ghost, worked with other professionals in the field, and to be truthful, he's surprised that they identify super aggressive ghost. Oh boy, and his s/o better keep it a secret that they had actually died a few times on the job, but hey, being brought back to life is just one of the perks of the ghost hunting job. And yes, the s/o dies a lot to revenants and shades.

[yushox]

Law!Sans

This is an outcode Sans that lost his AU a very long time ago.

His current job is to know, collect and keep all agreements of everything living being that is capable of doing so.

These agreements don't have to be written down, he knows anyways. His mind is like a infinite library and he can acess any information he needs.

He is the closest Sans to a proper judge for the whole multiverse.

He is a true neutral and he will never pick sides. In errors list of AU's to destroy he is one of the last ones to destroy as he actually does everything he can to keep a balance between the bad and the good (I'm sure error would understand how important he must be).

He never forgets, even if he is remade from scratch, he can still access the library of his previous version.

He knows when truces are made and when they are broken. He registers marriages and divorces, he knows every promise and broken promise ever made.

Due to him knowing everything about how honest and dishonest every living being is, he can make completely fair judgements and give proper advice.

He will never force people to do anything, how they use his judgements or advice is their own problem. Regardless if they follow his advice or not he will know but will never be angry about it.

His typical attire is that of a court dress, it depends on the visitor and the advice/judgement they're looking for. His everyday outfit when noone is seeking him out is a very simplified version of the mix of every court dress he wears when being seeked out. The biggest difference is that he doesn't wear wigs, but he does wear a white cape that replaces the wigs.

His magic color is purple. He is quite formidable, nearly as strong as Cross, but he doesn't fight if it's unnecessary.

He doesn't need to eat or sleep, the place he lives in keeps his needs suspended into a stasis. But if he leaves his domain, he does like coffee alot, you could call him a connoisseur of coffee. Other than that he eats surprisingly healthy for what one would expect from a Sans, actually prefering his greens over oily and/or processed foods.

He lives in the self-destroyed AU of Recalltale, caring for the broken Papyrus of the AU despite neither of them being related. Due to this Error can't come to Recalltale to destroy it properly.

He is open for any relationship. He wouldn't mind neither mono nor poly relationships. He is a cis male, his sexuality and romantic identity is undecided so currently assume he is unlabeled. As for actual ships, the most likely candidate is Recall!Sans, though I will not confirm it as canon since Recall does have a canon ship with another Sans. As for why the candidate is Recall, if Recall's AU is permanently destroyed by Error or some other destroyer of worlds, then Recall would be destroyed as well and, even though noone knows this yet, Recall is actually the single most important Sans for every living beings sanity and memory.

If he were to meet Ink or Error it would most likely just be because they are seeking out his advice or judgement.

He would very likely befriend Dream!sans, they would often have small chats while drinking some tea.

He wouldn't hit it off with Nightmare at first. He knows pretty much every bad thing the negativity guardian has done and the amount of broken promises alone would likely cloud his judgement over the other. However neither of them would fight as Nightmare would only be seeking him out for advice. Eventually though the two would end up also having small chats over some cups of tea, not out of friendship, more like, Nightmare knows he can trust Law with his secrets so he likely just vents to Law.

In Homestuck his classpect would most likely be Seer or Rogue of Light.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

A desastrous Gyftmas party - Part 2

Let's continue our little Gyftmas party with the other skeletons!

There will actually be a last part tomorrow, because I didn't have time to do everyone. The Farm, Mafia and Outcode boys are coming tomorrow!

Horrorswap Sans - Nugget is a little shy. He's only here with his brother for a week, and he is a bit intimidated by everyone. As soon as they arrived, the Horrortale, Horrorfell and Farmtale brothers invited them to leave in their big farm. Nugget was very glad to pick Oak for the Secret Santa, since he's already knowing him a little better than the other. Turned out Oak was also his Secret Santa and they both mostly pick the same gift. The party goes very calmly. Nugget mostly stay with the Horror brothers and the Farmtale brothers, and tried to approach some other skeletons that seemed friendly enough, like Sans or his old self. He got a bit jalous of Blue, but Blue kept fangirling about his mecanical limbs and he blushed a little. It was better than he expected the all thing to go and he hopes he can meet more of them later.

Horrorswap Papyrus - Since the first day they arrived, Oak and Willow kinda became their light in the dark. So obviously, Pumpkin clinged all night to Oak. Since he can't talk, he's scared the other might judge him and he doesn't feel confident enough to go out of his comfort zone. Willow picked him for the Secret Santa, and he was glad, because he felt awkward enough gifting something to a skeleton he doesn't know anything about. He picked Demon and chose some demon goodies theme and a magic set of cards since Oak said he liked that. He liked it, even if he probably felt awkward when the skeleton didn't answer him. Thank god Oak was there to translate. After that, he mostly joked with the Horror bros and ate good food before going back home when the younger version of his brother got drunk.

Horrorfell Sans - Copper was not very enthusiastic about the party, but since the other Horror bros wanted free food, he went with them. Like Red, he doesn't like Gyftmas, it's full of bad memories, but he's trying his best to hide it. Thank god, he found the eggnog pretty quick. Sans tried to warn him, but Copper just growled at him menacingly. Now, Sans is little next to him, so he let him do the fuck he wanted. The problem was that he picked Sans for Secret Santa, and now he actually has to get over his oversized ego to give him his gift after treating him like shit. Since he's a coward, he just let it under the tree. Woopie cushion, since the guy likes them so much. Sam picked him and gift him nice new socks and a brand new coat to replace his old one, in which there are so much holes it can barely be called a coat anymore. He accidentally let go a purr, then blushed and pouted in a corner until the others left the party.

Horrorfell Papyrus - He was excited about all of this, since he never really had a chance to celebrate in his universe, both before and during the famine. He wanted to help to cook, but his wheelchair took a bit too much space in the kitchen, so instead, he joined the dancefloor with the Dance brothers for a bit. He took the opportunity to give his gift to Rambo, new dancing shoes. Rambo loved them. Then he simply joined the Farmtale and Horror brothers at the table to eat. Contrary to the others, he stays longer and watched Nox trying to seduce Edge, and he intervined since his younger self seemed to have trouble to get rid of him. They locked him in the toilets, then decided to drink some wine after this. Sadly, no one bought gifts to Chief (since Rus forgot), so Edge gift him his old scarf, since he had a new one for Gyftmas. Chief almost cry. It seems like these two are getting more and more along.

Outertale Sans - He spend most of the night on the dancefloor with the Dance brothers. He wanted to impress them by showing he could both dance and fly at the same time, and now Rambo is kind of interested to have him in his next show. Moon was so happy he lost control over his gravity and knocked himself out with the ceiling, before falling like a rock right into Salsa's arms, who caught him instinctively. Sun decided after that it was enough dancing for tonight and dragged him to the Gyftmas tree for the presents. Moon let his gift for Creeper here. It's... A giant Minecraft creeper figurine. Yes, he is very proud of himself. Rambo picked him and offered him a fangirl club card. Now he can go to the studios when he wants for one year. He is so excited! After that, they went to eat before the Horrorboys ate everything, and Moon joined Blue's karaoke. He won, he's so good at this. Well... Most of the potential concurrents were drunk so it was not really that hard.

Outertale Papyrus - Papyrus asked him to be the security guard, to limit the damages. He made sure in the first part of the night that the Mafia boys don't kill each other after a poker game, since all of them are terrible players. Then he managed to save the Yule Log from Dune, who tried to steal it to eat it in the woods. Then his own brother almost killed himself because Rambo was nice to him, and then there was the delicate case of Blue, when Papyrus proposed to stop the karaoke and he didn't want to. Ok, so maybe he hit him a little too hard on the skull, but he called him a "stupid mama bear" and he didn't like it. Honey didn't like him almost cracking his brother's head either, but at least it stopped, right? For Secret Santa, he picked Dune and bought him a shampoo, hoping he would understand the submessage. The Nox gifted him a... beartrap. He's not sure what he's supposed to do of this, but he is too nice to say out loud it's really shitty. It didn't help Nox was saying dirty things to Edge while he was opening his gift. But ok, probably another weird Fell fetisch, he's not here to judge. He stayed with the Tale brothers at night to clean everything, since everyone left without proposing, his brother included.

Dancetale Sans - He improvised a dance battle with Rumba and none of them gave up until they passed out of exhaustion. He recieved nice new dancing shoes from Chief, and gifted a old pass for his club he found into one of his pockets to Moon, who turned out very happy about this. And that's pretty all. He had fun with Rumba, and when they got too tired, they went to Blue's karaoke to challenge themselves a little more. But since everytime they lose a dance battle they drank eggnog, they're not exactly fresh when it's their turn to sing.

Dancetale Papyrus - He kept the music going with Tango, mainly so he could keep an eye on Rambo and Rumba while they're both drinking and dancing. While he was talking with Tango, Ink suddenly showed up from under the mix table, panicked, then the entire thing started to burn. The two skeletons panicked, but managed to stop the fire before anyone noticed. After that, they decided to go after Ink to ask what the hell was that, but they didn't find him anywhere. Unfortunately, for the five minutes they were away, Moon almost killed himself and their brothers ditched the dancefloor to do some karaoke. So embarrassed about how drunk they are, they left them here and went home lol. They will pick them up the next day, as they are snoring on the couch.

Dancefell Sans - He spend the night with Rambo, first dancing, then singing. He didn't have so much fun since he moved here with his brother, and Rambo even managed to convince him to go work with him. Copper picked Nox for Secret Santa, and since he hates his guts, he put love potion in it instead of wine. The result was even better than he imagined. Seeing Nox trying to seduce Edge was hilarious. The better is that Nox thinks that Copper did it and went to scream at him the next day even if he did nothing. Rumba is wondering if he can do the same thing for the new year. That would be hilarious. He recieved a tie with a pun on it from Edge. He never thought the guy would buy something like that, but it seems Gyftmas is changing hearts. Best evening of his life.

Dancefell Papyrus - Tango decided to not take his phone for once and helped with the music with Salsa. Now, Salsa doesn't listen to the same type of music and it was hard, but the result was good enough. But then the rainbow gay idiot set the thing on fire, and then he had to separate him from the neon gay other idiot while Salsa ran because the space idiot knocked himself out. Then the hyperactive idiot got drunk and his brother and his brother's red perv idiot joined him and embarrassed themselves in front of all the other idiots. It was too much for him and he left with his bouncy idiot clone, which happened to be also his Secret Santa. Sun bought hime sunglasses to match his as if they were best friends or something. Tango picked the dog idiot one and gave him a collar, but then the loud angry idiot one, his brother, came screaming at him because it's apparently a sexual thing from where he comes from. Tango thinks it's hilarious and said Torpedo that if his brother was so enamoured with him, he could have just ask. Torpedo almost killed him.

[owlheartt]

HAHA Hey suckers I lied Star Sanses Extended chapter 1 done NOW (link to it on AO3)

It was quite the normal day.

Unfortunately. The Great Papyrus was bored. He had already recalibrated his puzzles twice, made pasta 3 times, scolded his brother 4 times, and was trying to figure out what to do 5 and 6 times (because threes are overused) when something happened. Well, not really. Sans took one of his shortcuts to appear right behind Papyrus, something he did often to try and surprise him. Have no fear, Papyrus can’t be surprised, so his brother never succeeded.

Papyrus turned around, ready to scold his brother for not simply walking. Really, his sentry station wasn’t that far from Papyrus’s. Except… that wasn’t Sans. It was! But, well, he looked different.

“SANS? BROTHER, YOU DON’T HAVE TO DRESS UP AS ME TO FEEL AS GREAT. I KNOW YOU’RE TRYING YOUR BEST.” Sans was wearing a chest plate with a light gray t-shirt peeking out. There was a bright blue scarf wrapped around his neck, tied back rather effectively into a bow. It fit him, but Papyrus felt that scarves look better when they can flow dramatically in the wind. He had on gloves that looked identical to Papyrus’s but in the same blue as his scarf. And, interestingly enough, his eyes were not his regular white but light blue. “THAT IS BETTER THAN YOUR USUAL ATTIRE THOUGH, SO I THANK YOU FOR TRYING.”

“AH,” the smaller skeleton said. He looked a bit uncomfortable. Sans was never uncomfortable around Papyrus unless he was hiding something.

“SANS? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO TELL ME? IF YOU WANT INTO THE ROYAL GUARD, I WOULD BE HAPPY TO TELL UNDYNE!!” Papyrus gave his brother a toothy grin (what else can he give him? Skeletons can’t hide their teeth, silly) in the hopes of comforting him. But still, Sans shook his head. Ah well, if his brother wanted to keep another secret-

“I’M ACTUALLY NOT YOUR BROTHER,” Sans (not Sans? Stary Sans? Blue Sans?) looked down before straightening himself. Now that this skeleton mentioned that he wasn’t Papyrus’s brother, the bigger skeleton noticed how much different he sounded. For one, those definitely sounded like all caps. Sans hated speaking in all caps, though he’d told Papyrus that it made him sound much more commanding. Next, his posture was much better. Sans had a terrible habit of slouching. His eyelights were also a cyan color, like a lighter shade of Sans’s magic.

“IF YOU’RE NOT MY BROTHER…” Papyrus scrunched up his face. This, was a puzzle. A puzzle he intended to solve all on his own. He stared down at the skeleton, who appeared to be bracing himself.

“WOWZERS, IT’S A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT TO TALK TO AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MY BROTHER,” Not Sans smiled awkwardly and looked away before quickly forcing himself to look back at Papyrus. Papyrus paused, trying to fit in what Blue Sans just called him.

“AN… ALTERNATE VERSION OF YOUR BROTHER?” Papyrus felt ridiculous repeating back what not Sans said, but he couldn’t help it. What did he mean by alternate version? Papyrus vaguely recalled a training session with Undyne. They liked to chat while they were sparring, and this particular time Undyne mentioned something Alphys was studying in her free time. “AUs.” She said. After a bit of questioning, Undyne revealed that AU was an abbreviation of Alternate Universe, but she hadn’t really been listening beyond that. Papyrus despised abbreviations, and found it so frustrating that Undyne and Sans were so intent on using them, that the words had stuck with him despite their vagueness. “ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ALTERNATE UNIVERSES?”

Not Sans perked up, his eye lights popping into stars. His smile went from awkward to excited as he began to talk.

“YES, I AM! HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM? USUALLY PAPYRUSES AREN’T AWARE OF THEM, BUT IF YOU ALREADY KNOW OF THEM THAT WILL MAKE THIS MUCH EASIER!”

“I’M AFRAID MY KNOWLEDGE IS LACKING. IT WAS MENTIONED BRIEFLY BY MY FANTASTIC FRIEND UNDYNE, BUT SHE DIDN’T KNOW MUCH EITHER.” Papyrus announced, slightly embarrassed. The blue Sans faltered, but quickly regained his energy.

“ALTERNATE UNIVERSES ARE EXACTLY WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE! THEY ARE ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THIS WORLD. MINE IS CALLED ‘UNDERSWAP,’ YOU AND I HAVE SWITCHED PERSONALITIES THERE, SO REALLY, WE’RE THE SAME.” Not Sans concluded, looking adequately proud of himself for such a well worded explanation.

“…I SEE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THEN, NOT SANS?” Papyrus inquired. There was also the question of how Not Sans got here, but Papyrus was certain he would learn in due time.

“BLUEBERRY IS FINE! I’M A PART OF A GROUP OF SANSES CALLED THE ‘STAR SANSES’ SO MY FRIENDS AND I ALL HAVE NICKNAMES.” Nicknames, Papyrus’s worst enemy. Blueberry didn’t seem to mind though, despite him supposedly being an alternate version of Papyrus. “BUT TO GET TO THE POINT- I AM HERE BECAUSE I NEED TO ASK A FAVOR OF YOU, CLASSIC PAPYRUS.”

“IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADD A TITLE TO MY NAME, THE GREAT WOULD BE BETTER, THANK YOU.” Papyrus announced, not sure what Blueberry meant by “classic.”

“NO, NO. CLASSIC IS A REFERENCE TO YOUR TIMELINE. YOUR TIMELINE IS THE ORIGINAL, SO IT’S LABELED ‘CLASSIC.’ I’M AFRAID MULTIPLE PAPYRUS USE ‘THE GREAT’ SO IT’S NOT AS DEFINING. IF YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT SUGGESTION, I’D BE OPEN FOR HEARING IT?” Blueberry sounded apologetic. Papyrus, meanwhile, was thinking hard. What other title would he like? Classic just didn’t suit him. He had to admit, Blueberry’s reasoning was sound. It might be better than coming up with his own. Still, if he could figure out a better one…

“THEN YOU CAN CALL ME COOL GUY INSTEAD!” Papyrus announced proudly. Blueberry hesitated then smiled.

“A NAME TO MATCH YOUR PERSONALITY? FANTASTIC! IGNORING THE FACT THAT I’M COOLER THAN YOU, IT’S PERFECT!” Blueberry concluded. Papyrus was tempted to correct him, but he could guess that it wouldn’t go so well. They were alternate versions of each other after all, so it would be difficult to discover who was cooler (it was obviously Papyrus though).

“ANYWAYS,” Papyrus said. “YOU MENTIONED A FAVOR? I’M FANTASTIC AT DOING FAVORS, AND I’D LOVE TO HELP YOU. WHAT DO YOU NEED?”

“MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT JOB. WE PROTECT THE MULTIVERSE FROM AN EVIL GROUP CALLED THE ‘BAD SANSES.’ THEY’VE BEEN SUPER ACTIVE LATELY, AND DREAM THINKS THEY’LL ATTACK TODAY. UNFORTUNATELY, I’M BUSY ALL OF TODAY. I’M WORRIED ALPHYS WON’T THINK I’M FIT FOR THE GAUD OF I MISS A TRAINING SESSION, AND TODAY’S IS PLANNED TO LAST UNTIL LATE TONIGHT.” Papyrus had to hold back laughs picturing the short scientist holding one of Undyne’s spears with an eyepatch stuck on. He couldn’t seem to make it look anything short of ridiculous.

“BUT! BACK TO THE FAVOR, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD TAKE MY PLACE TODAY. IF YOU’RE BUSY TOO, I UNDERSTAND.” Blueberry concluded.

“IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT JOB. WHY DO YOU STILL WANT TO BE A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD? DOESN’T BEING A STAR SANS GIVE YOU ALL THE LOVE AND AFFECTION YOU COULD DESIRE?” Papyrus said haltingly. Star Sanses protected the whole multiverse, the Royal Guard just protects the underground. If that didn’t give Blueberry enough love… What hope did Papyrus have?

“WELL, IT DOES, BUT…” Blueberry took a deep breath. “I HAVEN’T SHARED WHAT I DO WITH MY TIMELINE YET. IT’S KIND OF A HUGE SECRET. I’M THE ONLY MULTIVERSAL BEING WHO ISN’T AN OUTCODE. IT’S NOT SOMETHING INCODES ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT. THERE AREN’T REALLY RULES BUT…” Blueberry trailed off, looking a bit upset.

“I’M SORRY I PUSHED. DOES THAT MEAN I’M NOT ALLOWED TO TELL ANYONE? MY BROTHER IS REALLY GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS, MAY I TELL HIM?” Both brothers kept secrets from each other. Papyrus had his share, and he knew Sans had a pile. They had recently talked about trying to be more open with each other, and Papyrus wasn’t sure how he could keep his brother’s trust if he made a new secret. It was important to prevent new secrets from forming.

“LIKE I SAID, THERE ARE NO SPECIFIC RULES. IT’S JUST WHAT YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH. BUT I WILL ASK THAT YOU COMMIT TO BEING ONE OF US BEFORE YOU TELL HIM,” Blueberry said firmly.

“OF COURSE! I WON’T LET YOU DOWN! HOW DO I HELP THOUGH? I’M NOT EVEN SURE HOW TO LEAVE MY TIMELINE.” Papyrus admitted. Blueberry looked relieved, and he stuck out his hand.

“I’M AFRAID I CAN’T OPEN MULTIVERSAL SHORT CUTS MYSELF, BUT IF YOU’D TAKE MY HAND MY FRIEND CAN BRING US OUT!” Blueberry widened his grin, and Papyrus reached out to grab his hand. There was a moment of stillness, where it was just the two of them in a snow covered forest. Some snow flurries falling from branches above. Papyrus shifted, the pause was uncomfortable. Just as Blueberry began to frown, a warm, distinctly yellow feeling began to spread through Papyrus’s bones. Blueberry even seemed to be glowing with the magic. Then pop, and he was somewhere new. It felt like a small jerk on his SOUL, more abrupt than his brother’s short cuts around the underground.

Speaking of, this wasn’t like anything Papyrus had seen in the underground. It was a large space with an orange gradient. It looked… undefinable, in the sense that it didn’t end. There were papers with small dancing images, and a number of them looked like Papyrus and his friends. Some were held up by strings while others hovered around the islands that floated about. It was a very dream-like place, like something Papyrus had imagined. It has been a long time since he dreamt something so serene, which was the only reason he could believe what he was seeing.

“Sorry about that Blue-” a new voice spoke, sounding a bit out of breath. Papyrus turned to find a golden Sans, laced with the same magic that brought him and Blueberry here. He had his hand wrapped tightly around another Sans. This one was incredibly short, he looked like a child compared to Papyrus (Not to fear! The Great Papyrus was fantastic with children!). He had a brush taller than him strapped to his back, and his outfit was all kinds of decorated- like a superhero! Both Sanses were.

“IT’S FINE. IS… IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT HERE?” Blueberry regarded the Golden Sans’s grip on the Sans with a brush. Oh dear, so many Sanses. Someone who wasn’t as brilliant as Papyrus might not be able to follow!

“Uh, yep!” The golden Sans smiled, but he looked a bit too stressed. The brush Sans, however, snapped his full attention to Papyrus. His eyelights bounced between color and shapes before finally landing on a bright sky-blue shaped as a triangle and a Royal purple as a star.

“HELLO!!!!! I’m Ink!!!!” Ink struggled out of the gold Sans’s gasp and bounced overs to Papyrus. It was disturbing how little he resembled Papyrus’s brother. “I’m the protector of the Multiverse!! You’re Classic Paps, right?!” Ink grinned wildly as Papyrus avoided cringing.

“HELLO, INK. PLEASE DON’T CALL ME PAPS, OR CLASSIC FOR THAT MATTER. BUT WOWIE, PROTECTOR OF THE MULTIVERSE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A BIG JOB!” Papyrus couldn’t help but be in awe of Ink’s title. It sounded more important than Head of the Royal Guard. Ink’s grin grew and his purple eyelight turned yellow. He looked like he was about to respond, but the gold Sans cut him off.

“Yep, super big job, which is why he has us to keep him on track. Anyways, hello, my name is Dream. I’m the guardian of positivity. If you don’t want us calling you Classic, what should we call you?” Dream kept his smile up, but he looked exhausted.

“HE WANTS TO BE CALLED COOL GUY.” Blueberry announced. Dream managed to look more worn out before responding.

“That’s… a fun nickname. But this needs to be like a substitute for your real name? Just, please pick something different.” Dream sounded incredibly firm, and Papyrus didn’t want to wear him out anymore. So he listened.

“WHAT ABOUT COOL BONES?” Papyrus’s smile faltered as Dream’s eyelights flickered out.

“Papyrus, please, be serious.” Papyrus had been serious, but he decided not to mention it. “Just- here, think about our names for a moment? Ink, Blue, Dream,” Dream pause, looking up at Papyrus hopefully. Papyrus did his best to reconsider. He could find an alternate version of his name? Translate it into another language perhaps. There was also the history of the word itself, which he and Sans had searched up late one brotherly bonding night. While the word papyrus is a plant, it’s also a form of paper in Ancient Egypt. Paper has simply so many uses, and it’s so incredibly important (and obnoxiously underrated). The Great Papyrus wouldn’t mind being called Paper.

“I CAN BE PAPER!” He offered, and Dream relaxed into a more genuine smile.

“Oooh!!! Like the paper to my ink!!!” Ink grinned, absolutely delighted.

“No, actually-“ Papyrus (Paper?) tried to correct him. With all the meaning behind his choice, he wanted to give it the proper glory.

“WELCOME TO THE STAR SANSES, PAPER!!!” Blueberry said, cutting Papyrus off. He tried to place his hand on Papyrus’s shoulder, but after discovering he couldn’t reach Blueberry settled for patting Papyrus’s back.

“THANK YOU NEW FRIEND!!” Papyrus widened his smile, reveling in the fact that he had made not one, not two, but THREE new friends in less than an hour. He couldn’t wait to tell his brother.

“NOW THAT WE’VE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY,” Blueberry said, “I HAVE TO HEAD HOME, ALPHYS IS EXPECTING ME. GOOD LUCK PAPER!” Blueberry threw a glance at Dream, then he lit up with the same golden hue as last time and disappeared. Ink’s eyelights flashed to a different color as he focused again on Papyrus, who had noticed by now that Ink’s attention was short and his focus quickly shifted.

“So, buddy, what do you wanna do now?” Ink leaned forward, almost as if bowing, and he bounced a little on his heels before performing some kind of trick jump and landing on an island floating a few feet up. He was now roughly at Papyrus’s socket-level.

“We tell Papyrus how this is going to go.” Dream said, cutting Ink off. Ink frowned, one eyelight flipping to a purple question mark while the other changed to a dim reddish-orange square.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN?” Papyrus wiggled his fingers, the fabric of his gloves rubbing. Dream sounded awfully serious, a stark contrast to Ink’s carefree nature.

“Blue’s already learned how to deal with… the Bad Sanses. Since we already know what does and doesn’t work, I’d rather skip the hard-learned lessons.” Dream gave a weak smile at the end, while Ink stuck out a rainbow colored tongue, nearly pouting.

“...WHAT MIGHT THOSE BE?” Papyrus began to worry for the first time since he accepted Blueberry’s offer.

“First of all, Blue’s already tried speeches.”

“MAYBE THEY JUST NEED MORE, OR HE HASN’T FOUND THE RIGHT ONE!” Papyrus said. Dream winced.

“Maybe, but we don’t have the time to give the speeches, and more often than not the Bad Sanses don’t even listen, they murder while you talk.” Dream said, the spot where his eyebrows would be tilting up.

“MURDER?” Papyrus faltered.

“Did Blue forget to tell you?” Ink asked. He had plopped down and was lying on his back with his skull dangling off his island, looking far too relaxed.

“TELL ME WHAT.” Papyrus didn’t want to guess this time. Dust isn’t a puzzle he ever wanted to solve.

“Our role as Guardians of the Multiverse is to protect timelines from being destroyed. The way that happens is the Bad Sanses wipe through the entire Underground, killing anyone and everyone they meet. Once they’ve killed enough, the timeline is unstable enough for them to destroy it directly.” Dream sighed, his shoulders slumping.

“Or so we think. Timelines are weird, and there could be a whole slew of reasons for how things work!! It’s really interesting. I’ve been wanting to study it all but- OOH A BUTTERFLY!!!” Ink said, jumping up to chase the shiny indigo insect. Even though Ink didn’t finish his sentence, Papyrus could get a sense of why he wasn’t learning anything. Ignoring the eccentric skeleton, Dream just looked sad. He was staring down at the ground, one hand wrapped tightly around the fabric above his SOUL.

“WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DON’T GET THERE IN TIME?” Papyrus tried to say it softly, but he could never figure out how to speak in lowercase. At least it still sounded caring.

“The entire timeline dies.” Dream sighed. He looked up, finally seeing Papyrus’s expression. “Ah! Don’t worry though!! We win a lot!! I’m just trying to explain why I need you to listen to me!!” Dream waved his hands about, trying to dispel the dark mood that had settled.

“THAT’S ALRIGHT. YOU WERE BEING HONEST. IT’S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND ALL OF THE PIECES OF OUR JOB. I’M GLAD YOU TOLD ME.” Papyrus crouched so as to come eye to eye with Dream. He used this tactic with his brother whenever Sans was upset. Papyrus had found that it’s easier to talk to someone who’s right there with you. Papyrus reached out his gloved hands, and wrapped the bright, cheery red around Dream’s hands. Papyrus realized for the first time that Dream wore gloves too. Maybe he was a swapped version of Papyrus like Blueberry. Papyrus made a note to ask him later, when he was feeling better.

“Thank you, Paper.” Dream took a deep breath before continuing. “We pride ourselves in not killing anyone, ever. Not even the Bad Sanses. A tactic we like to use is trapping them. Blueberry does that the most, because he has the most magic to spare, so you’ll be using a lot of blue magic. Is that ok?”

“ABSOLUTELY!! I HAVE FANTASTIC CONTROL OF MY MAGIC, YOU DON’T NEED TO WORRY.”

“The butterfly flew away.” Ink said, butting in. He had a pout again. Papyrus leaned toward Dream a little and whispered to him.

“DOES… DOES HE PAY ATTENTION ENOUGH TO NOT GET HURT?” Papyrus was genuinely worried, but Dream burst out laughing. His grin widened as he turned toward Ink, who had begun to… eat… grass..?

“Most of the time.” Dream said, not particularly reassuring.

[lynn-does-stuff]

More than Friends

A Kustard Oneshot

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“You suck at this game.”

“Shut up! It’s only because my hands are tired!”

“Tell that to your ever growing list of losses.”

“Shut up!”

Fell began laughing at his best friend’s pout. This only caused Classic to huff and turn away and pout even more. Which also caused Fell to laugh even harder. Which ended up in a chain reaction of Classic growing more and more upset before he did the only thing appropriate for the situation. As Fell was laughing so hard that tears were starting to form, Classic reached behind them and grabbed one of the pillows from his bed. He then proceeded to smack him with the puffy object.

That shut him up.

“Oh it’s on.” Fell said in a low voice. He quickly stood up on the bed and dropped the game controller on the floor, grabbing the other pillow. They ended up participating in a full on pillow war, each of them being smacked and then immediately hitting the other. They were jumping on the bed as they tried to dodge the other’s attacks, which caused them both to be uneasy with their footing and and stumble a few times, which caused even more laughs between the two of them. All the while the sounds of large guffaws and a forgotten video game theme filled the room.

Eventually, the two of them crashed to the bed, still a mess of laughter. They could barely breathe, for they had worked up quite the sweat, something they found they had been doing more often due to their strong friendship.

The two lay there for a bit, trying to catch their breath and staring at the ceiling. It was almost peaceful, just two best friends hanging out and having a good time.

Suddenly, the tranquility of it all was interrupted as Fell’s phone dinged, signifying a text message. Groaning, he sat up and looked at his phone, then groaned some more and flopped back down on the bed.

Classic sat up and smirked at his companion’s behavior. “Oh? What’s gotten the grumpy cat upset now?”

Fell just groaned again. “Boss texted me. Wanted me to come home. Here for too long I guess.”

“Aww, well I guess you should get going then.” Classic sighed, only now starting to calm down from their earlier squabble.

“Yeah, guess so.” Fell stood up and started to grab his things. He walked over to Classic’s nightstand and grabbed his red turtleneck, slipping it over his dark gray tee shirt. He then grabbed his jacket and slipped that on as well before heading to the door. Classic got up and stretched before following him out of his bedroom.

When they reached the front door, Classic stood in the doorway, waving Fell off. They called out their farewells to each other before Classic almost closed the door. However, before he could, Fell called back again.

“Oh yeah! And next time, I want an opponent!”

“Hey!”

Fell started laughing again as he continued to walk home. Classic shut the door then shivered, for he was still wearing just a light gray tee shirt after all. He had taken off his jacket when they were playing games in his room earlier because it was so hot in there.

Hot... Fell was hot..

Classic kind of wished it was so hot in his room that Fell would have been forced to take off his tee shirt as well, revealing his rib cage to Classic’s eyes.

Classic’s eyes went wide as he realized what he was thinking, a light blue blush dusted across his face. He bit his lower lip as he tried to shake the thought from his mind. The worst thing is that these thoughts have occurred many times before.

Classic and Fell were best friends. When the Multiverse event happened and all of the incode characters were able to become outcodes, they immediately hit it off. Classic had been a little surprised at the appearance of his edgy self, but he was a carefree monster, so he didn't shove him away like Fell thought he would. Ever since, the two have been nearly inseparable. They did almost everything together, like talking about their timelines, playing video games, and even sharing all of their deepest secrets.

Classic smiled at that. Almost all of them. There was no way Fell would be allowed to know his secret. No way in hell would he reveal his true feelings for his best friend. He didn't want to ruin their friendship, Classic wasn't sure what he would do if Fell left him. They relied on each other, and they needed each other.

So, he shoved the dream deep down into the abyss of his soul before collecting himself. They had left their earlier game running after all. Classic smiled to himself.

If he could beat his feelings, he could beat Fell at that stupid game.

***

A few days had passed and Fell still hadn't asked to come over again. They still texted every night to check in with each other and chat, but apparently Fell's brother was working him to death and couldn't get away. So, Classic spent those days lying in his room, avoiding all work possible. He was starting to get a little bored though. All he had been doing was texting Fell and playing that game. He was over it, the bosses were easy to beat, he'd almost mastered the characters, and that theme song was stuck in his head and now it was just annoying.

Classic sighed. He didn't want to do anything, but at the same time he was done with the nothing. So, he sat up and got on his phone and started texting Fell again.

Classic smiled to himself and stood up off the bed. He slipped on his jacket over his gray tee shirt and left his room. He slowly trudged down the stairs, hands in pockets, when a loud voice filled the room.

"SANS! THERE YOU ARE! YOU FINALLY LEFT YOUR ROOM! ARE YOU FINALLY GOING TO YOUR SENTRY STATION?"

Classic looked up to see his brother in the kitchen. He bit his lower lip as he thought of an excuse. However, he was known to come up with ways out of sticky situations like these.

"Nah, I'm too lazy. Plus, I'd just sleep all day. Don't wanna steal the credit from your work and all."

Papyrus seemed a little struck back at that before grinning. "OF COURSE! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES ANY WORK AT ALL, SO I SHOULD GET THE CREDIT! MAYBE THEN I'LL BE IN THE ROYAL GUARD!"

Classic laughed as he strolled on into the kitchen. He walked over to the fridge and took a bottle of ketchup out of it, taking a nice, long drink of the tangy substance. He loved that taste, the tangy goodness as it slid down your throat was amazing, and it went with just about everything. And while it was good with other things, it was amazing just on its own. Nothing else to hide some of it's flavor away.

Papyrus just sighed at his brother's shenanigans. He truly didn't understand his obsession over it. He honestly hated the condiment himself. It was too tangy for his liking, nothing like the spaghetti sauce he used. But wait.. wasn't that made from tomatoes? And isn't ketchup as well? Then why don't they taste the same? Also, if you can put tomatoes in the form of ketchup on a hotdog, can you put tomatoes but in the form of sauce on it? And what about spaghetti? Was that why people made a face when they ate it? Was it because he was supposed to put ketchup on it?

Papyrus sat there, pondering to himself as Classic finished his bottle of ketchup. As he went to throw the bottle away, he saw his brother standing still for once, dead set on whatever it was that was going on in his mind. He chuckled a bit before leaving the puzzled Papyrus behind.

Classic closed the door behind him and breathed in the cold Snowdin air. He shivered slightly as he began walking. How much he wished he had Fell right next to him, holding his hand to warm him up, or maybe even wrapping an arm around his shoulder as they walked.

Classic's eyes widened as he realized what his thoughts had drifted to, blushing furiously. He stopped dead in his tracks at the thought and tried to shake it from his mind. Suddenly he realized he needed to teleport to the surface to go to the movies, silently cursing himself for not realizing it sooner and sparing him from these thoughts.

He brought up his hand and snapped, a sudden tingling feeling erupting all over his body. He felt light, yet heavy at the same time as a faint blue swirl of magic encircled him before he vanished. When he appeared again he felt the tingling feeling disappear as he stumbled slightly, slowly recovering from such a long distance travel. He looked up, suddenly realizing where he was as his eyes widened.

No matter how many times he sees it, the surface will always marvel him. The vibrant colors painted the sky, something that was impossible to witness while they were still underground. There was an infinite amount of space and plenty of room for all of the monsters and humans to live together peacefully.

In his daze Classic failed to hear the oncoming footsteps behind him. Suddenly a hand fell onto his shoulder making him tense up and his eye flare dimly.

“Hey.”

Classic relaxed and let his eye flare go out. Fell had just arrived and stared at the sun with him, hand still on shoulder. Classic relaxed even more at the realization that this is exactly what couples would do. Go out, watch the sun, see a movie, hang at the house, just like couples would do on a date. Wait, was this a date? No, it was merely a hang out, just two friends going to see a movie and play video games, that's all it was and would ever be.

Classic sighed unhappily and leaned his head to the side. He closed his eyes, not truly caring what hard surface his head was on.

"Uh, Classic? You gonna stop falling asleep with your head against mine so we can go see the movie?"

Classic's eyes shot open and he moved away from Fell faster than he's ever moved before, even when he was fighting the human. Because of this, Fell stumbled forward a bit before catching himself and looking to the side.

"Well, uh, let's go see the movie then." Fell turned away and started to walk into the building. Classic recomposed himself and followed close behind, but a question kept boggling his mind.

Was that the tiniest hint of blush on his face?

***

Classic and Fell walked out of the movie theatre, a bit dazed. When they went to buy their tickets, the cashier told them there was only one movie that wasn't sold out for their showtime, so they had decided to take it anyway, not caring what it was. Unfortunately, not only was it a horror movie, but it was also a romance movie. He never got scared during the scary parts, in fact, he and Fell both were laughing at a few of the events in the movie. However, anytime anything romantic happened, Classic's face became a dark blue as he imagined himself and Fell in place of the characters. He had glanced over at Fell and quickly jerked his head in the other direction when they had made eye contact. And all he while Classic couldn't get the fact that Fell was blushing just as bad as him out of his mind.

"It's just because of the movie," he had thought. "He just can't take the romance parts, that's all."

But when they stepped outside, their shoulders bumped, causing Classic to stumble forward a bit before losing his footing. His eyes went wide as he realized his skull could get cracked by the sudden impact of the cement sidewalk and immediately shut them tight, preparing for the impact, when two arms suddenly wrapped around his waist, hoisting him up and setting him back on his feet. Sweating, Classic glances back at the wide eyed Fell whom was still holding onto him. He felt a light, jittery feeling in him, almost as if there were butterflies not just flying around in his nonexistent stomach, but also slamming against his rib cage and his soul even, begging him to make a move.

He stared longingly into his eyes, now realizing how close their faces were. He could feel the other's hot breath as he took in all the features about Fell. His sharp, protective eyes, his loving smile, the crack on the top of his skull that made him look even stronger, it was too much for Classic to handle. He didn't hesitate to close the gap between them, kissing him passionately. Fell's eyes widened in surprise before closing and practically melting into the kiss. He pulled Classic into a better position and tightened his grip around his waist as Classic brought his arms up around the other's neck. When they finally broke away, the two stared lovingly into each other's eyes, blush still very much present. Suddenly Fell turned away.

"I had no idea you liked me like that.." he said, a bit of guilt in his voice. "If I knew, I would've shared my feelings such a long time ago."

Classic was ecstatic. Here he was, his wish finally coming true. He was with the love of his life, hearing that he likes him back and has for a long time. He was practically bouncing up and down because of his joy, rivaling that of Swap!Sans, also known as Blue. He breathed in, happiness still gleaming in his eye lights.

“I guess you could say we’re more than just friends.”

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Hhhhhhhh sorry about the weird spacing, I swear my phone is on crack right now-

[hellfire-menace]

Okay so @madame-shadowkat asked for a little introduction, so here you go!

I'm Michael, I'm From Poland, Currently 15 years old, but 16 on 13 December, I use He/Him and They/Them, I don't know what more to say about myself, so if you want to know something more specific, then please ask

Eal lives in the Ruins, He's nonbinary, uses They/Them and He/Him, his birthday is on 13 December, takes place of Toriel in my au, just a pretty normal guy, Has 6 cats

Ralz lives in Snowdin, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 20 September, takes place of Sans in my au, He's a half Human half Skeleton, loves cooking, knitting and sewing, Has a brother named Thej (who takes the place of Grillby)

San lives in Snowdin, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 13 July, takes place of Papyrus in my au, likes comic books, but isn't really a nice person, Has a brother named Gal (who takes the place of Asgore)

Thy lives in Snowdin, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 7 April, takes place of Monster Kid in my au, likes plants and drawing, works at a cafe in Hotland, Has an older brother named Sarsa (who runs a shop in Snowdin)

Lun lives in Hotland, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 12 January, takes place of Alphys in my au, likes stars, tea and science, works at The Lab in Hotland with his twin brother Sol and his father Aster

Sol lives in Hotland, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 12 January, takes place of Mettaton in my au, loves acting and musicals, works at The Lab as a psychologist, He's also a star in the Underground, mostly an actor

Comic is an outcode Ralz, they use every pronoun, but mostly They/Them, their birthday is on 6 September, chaotic, they will do everything to stop being bored, even kill someone, Has a long Furby named Neon

Grim is a Ralz after a genocide route, kinda an outcode, lives in his timeline, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 1 November, loves cooking, knitting and sewing, helpful, nice, He's the only one that survived the genocide route

Bug is a Ralz that is an error, outcode, mostly spends time in his original AU, which is FellMine, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 4 March, tries to be nice to people, doesn't remember his life, Has a boyfriend named Pink, like his other versions he likes cooking, sewing and knitting

Pink is my version of Ink, an outcode Paig, originally from a pacifist timeline of my au, he uses He/Him, but doesn't mind They/Them, his birthday is on 8 May, Has a soul, nice, caring, Has a boyfriend named Bug, loves every type of art

Eclipse is an outcode Lun, originally from a bad timeline of ScienceMine, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 21 June, he became corrupted for a few years, now He's uncorrupted, but lives with the consequences, currently lives in his Workshop in an unknown AU, he Has a twin brother named Solar, likes stars, tea and science

Solar is an outcode Sol, He's from the same AU and timeline as Eclipse, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 21 June, he wants to get revenge on Eclipse, currently lives in Blue Shore Hotel, a great listener, nice, caring

Corthy is an outcode Thy, his backstory is here! He uses He/Him, his birthday is on 13 April, he gathers information and then he sells it, currently lives in Blue Shore Hotel, nice, he knows many secrets, really observant

Tosk is a shapeshifter, he runs the Blue Shore Hotel and never leaves it, he doesn't have a gender, but uses He/Him, his birthday is on 14 August, good, helpful, keeps his shapeshifting nature a secret, mostly tired, likes tea and coffee

Regret is an alternative version of Bug, his Pink (nicknamed Fuchsia) is dead, because of him, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 5 March, depressed, lives in Blue Shore Hotel, He's friends with Solar, he likes sewing and knitting, enjoys making plushies of his friends, remembers his life

Monotype is a result of a Merge of a few different AUs, they are a Merge of a few different Eal', the only one that survived the Merge, an outcode, they use They/Them and He/Him, their birthday is on 7 December, lives with Grim, can't use their legs, so they're always floating

Canvas comes from the same AU and timeline as Eclipse and Solar, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 23 October, lonely, likes art, was alone for a few years which caused him to have problems with interactions

Debug is a swap version of Bug, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 9 February, loves art, especially digital, cooking, knitting and sewing, he remembers his life, Has a boyfriend named Rouge, nice and sweet

Rouge is a swap version of Pink, he uses He/Him, his birthday is on 21 February, likes art, He has problems with emotions, protective, Has a boyfriend named Debug

Guilt is an alternative version of Pink, his Bug (nicknamed Prus) is dead, because of him, uses He/Him, his birthday is on 8 July, depressed, stays in his pocket dimension, he feels guilty about many things

[odderancyart]

Love isn’t a fact

Errotic AO3 Odd’s Drabbles AO3 Whisper a Secret (Errotic-only-collection)

“Love isn’t a fact. Love is a hunch at first, later it’s a series of decisions. A life time of decisions. That’s love.” – Carlos the Scientist, Welcome to Night Vale

Lust smiled where he lied, curled up next to Error. He had never before felt as peaceful as he had these last years, dating the skeleton above him. Music was playing on low volume in the background. He himself was reading a book, and Error was knitting. Both Lust and his brother had great collections of clothes made by Error’s strings. Most of them were too hot for them to wear, but they cherished them anyway.

“H-hEy, l-Lust?”

He turned his head to look at the other, and nodded. Error had an almost nervous look on his face. Lust tilted his head. Huh. Wonder what that was about? He didn’t ask, though. His boyfriend would tell him when he was ready.

“w_Wanna gO on A dATe?”

Lust’s smile grew wider and he pressed a kiss to the other’s teeth. He caressed his maxilla.

“sounds lovely, sweetheart.”

They went to a fancy restaurant on the Undertale Surface. They got some odd looks, probably because how they were dressed. Lust wore a quite revealing dress and Error had the same clothes as always. Nevertheless, they were showed to a table in the back of the restaurant. It was a beautiful place. Dark, but with burning candles on the table. A vase filled with red, white and black roses. They had a window, which was as high as Error was tall. Outside they could see the stars and crescent moon.

Honestly, one of the perks of dating an outcode was the fact that they could go to places like this. It was gorgeous.

Error fumbled as they sat down, and kept patting his pocket. Lust raised an eyebrow at that. Error was normally not one to be clumsy. But, they ordered their food and it was there surprisingly quickly.

“hey, error,” Lust said after a short moment of silence during which they had studied their food. “have you thought about me teaching you how to dance? it doesn’t have to be pole dancing. Even though that would be an amazing sight to behold.” He winked.

“nO tH-haNk y-Y-yoU,” Error stated and he shrugged. Shame. Dancing was so much fun. But he wasn’t going to force the other. After that, they just kept talking. Lust smiled gently, and put his hand on the table. Error got the hint, and took it, pressing it lightly. A love song played in the background.

Lust noticed that Error was stuttering a bit more than normal.

Soon the food was finished. Then the dessert. A lot of cake-puns. They paid, and left. Error opened a portal, and Lust stepped through without even looking. He was used to the portals now. Expecting to be home again, he blinked in surprise when he found that they were on the same hill he had confessed his love to Error. He smiled again.

“how come we’re here? sentimental?” he asked the other, who blushed slightly. Error shook his head rapidly.

“n-nO. j-JuSt t-t-ThoUght i-it’D bE n-NiCE.”

Error grabbed his hand and guided him over to what ought to be the exact spot they had been lying that time. Lust’s smile grew wider at the memories. It hadn’t exactly gone well, but with how it ended up it had still been perfect.

They lied down, side to side, in comfortable silence. Lust purred in quiet joy as he let his fingers wander over Error’s arm. He still couldn’t quite understand that he was free to touch his boyfriend however much he wanted and he didn’t mind. In fact, Error loved it. After what probably was more than a lifetime without any physical contact Error was more or less desperate for it by the one person he trusted the most.

“you know what i’ve always wanted?” he asked after a while. Error, who had been watching him while he watched the stars, shook his head. “to have a family of my own. i and paps… we didn’t really have the best childhood, you know that. not horrible, just… not good. i want to get to give someone else the chance to what we didn’t have.” He blinked, and threw his boyfriend and apologetic smile. “i’m not trying to pressure you into anything. i know you’re not…”

“MarrY mE,” Error blurted out, and Lust froze, staring at him in shock. The black skeleton began to fumble with something in his pocket, and then took out a small black box. He opened it. Lust gaped as he saw what was in it. A silver ring, with one purple and one black jewel on it. “i-I…” Error began to stammer as he didn’t say anything. Lust’s eyelights slowly moved from the ring to his face. Error almost looked like he was sweating.

“yEah.” He sighed. “MaRRy me, LuSt. I L-loVe you, aNd I w-WanT tO sPEnd thE reSt Of ouR lives TogeTHer.”

Lust kept staring, hardly believing what he was seeing and hearing. Then the paralysation let go, and he broke out into a bright grin.

“yes!” he cried out and threw himself at Error, kissing him deeply. This was… this was incredible. He had known Error loved him, but he had never thought… he had never even thought about that he one day could get married. Not for real, at least. Not believed it. And now…

As they eventually broke the kiss, Error began to laugh. The relief was obvious. He carefully wiggled the ring out of the box, and took Lust’s hand. He gazed up at him for confirmation, and Lust nodded. Their eyelights twinkled as Error put the ring on Lust’s phalange.

Lust kissed him again, almost savagely.

Once they let go of each other, Lust stayed on top of his fiancé’s – his fiancé’s – chest. Just breathing, smiling. No attention was paid to the star sky, they only had eyes for each other. He studied the ring on his finger. It gleamed in the starlight.

“i love you,” he said, pressing his forehead to Error’s. Error smiled, and he looked so blissful. It made Lust’s soul soar.

“I loVe yOu Too.”

The wedding was a fairly small ceremony. Papyrus was there, obviously. Then there was Undyne, Alphys, Grillby and his regulars. A couple Sanses, such as Classic, Red, Blue, Razz, Outer, Dance and Haven. Papyrus Classic, Fell, Star, Suave and Haven’s brother, Kindness. Undertale Undyne and Alphys. The Altertale brothers were there too, and held the ceremony together.

It didn’t need to be more. They both wore tuxes. The wedding and the party took place at Grillby’s. As they made their way toward the altar – which was the scene with the poles – neither could stop smiling. Lust was sure that if he hadn’t been a skeleton his cheeks would’ve been hurting by now. Error was beautiful in the black, blue and yellow tuxedo. ‘Course, Error was always beautiful, but he was just a little bit more beautiful in those clothes.

The ceremony happened in a haze. The most Lust could remember clearly was the joy pulsing through his soul as he heard Error say “I dO.” and that his voice surprisingly enough was steady as it was his turn to say “i do.”

Then Alter pronounced them spouses and told them that they may kiss.

As his husband grabbed him and pressed their teeth together, Lust was sure that this was the happiest he’d ever be.

[ivyprism]

Umbra: They… well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Comet: Um, murder???

Acrylic: Adventuring!

Rune: Tuesday.

[ivyprism]

Secret Papyrus (Info Dump)

Warnings: Mentions of violence and emotional distance.

Rune - Secret Papyrus

Personality: He keeps secrets. He guards his secrets closely, but he is also a bit of a villain. He's cruel, cold, and extremely intelligent. He knows how to manipulate situations to his advantage and is untethered by an AU. He is quite cunning and is not afraid to trick his enemies into his death traps. He can be a kind and caring person to those he cares about, but getting that close is unusual. He is wary of getting too close to others and frequently becomes hostile when they do. He has the power to make people unable to say or describe his name.

Appearance: He looks like an average skeleton. He has sharp fangs. His eye lights can change between orange, purple, glaucous, amaranth, and silver. His main eye lights are red, however. He often smells like red velvet marble cake. He has a noticeable scar on his right eye that looks similar to that of a lightning strike.

(But with some red.)

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@kioko-noodles / @kiokodoodles @miscneilleaneous @und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut @buff-borf-bork @danzaihanui

[ivyprism]

Umbra: I think Acrylic is in trouble.

Rune: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.