so extremely excited for Never Stop Blowing Up like!! brennan dressing up season???? hell yeah!!!
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I'm still a Believer! for Metropolis Speedway
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The "I know a Guy" mechanic, but you can't just make up a new npc to help. Instead, you can once per session point at an established npc and say, "aw, shit, that's my ex."
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What if you found out that aliens had set foot on earth, multiple times in fact, but instead of establishing first contact or anything they just made ants steal batteries and coke cans for them. You go outside and find one commanding a small army to take down a chihuahua. That’s pikmin.
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what *is* huxley?
Huxley is Half Siren!
Sirens being a kind of fae 'freshwater serpent' with a great deal of physiology in common with salamanders, the ability to take a human form and a supernaturally alluring voice.
They're considered a kind of dragon, although that's a taxonomically meaningless category, about as good as calling something a worm (or a wyrm ahahahaha). Adult females are apex predators of both fae and mundane ecosystems where they occur, which in the US is exclusively the South due to environmental preferences for humidity and temperature.
Here's some old art of a male, the smaller of the sexes. The females get... much larger.
They are the State Fairy of Florida.
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THE BOYS - Season 4 Episode 8 Trailer
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au where hypno is a demon!
the human xb summons him not to sell his soul but with a business deal, see, demonic deals work that its a soul in exchange for whatever you want, not necessarily your own soul, but a soul. hypno cannot interact with people except his summoner, but xb can run a business where he asks for “harmless” IOUs from people, getting them to sign a piece of paper which is actually a contract for possession of your soul. since xb is a regular human, it would mean nothing, but with hypno’s help it’s magically binding and they enter a mutually beneficial deal where hypno gets a ridiculous amount of souls and xb is given what he wants by hypno.
their partnership starts off solely as a business one, but as time goes on, they grow closer and also begin to care about the business that was just supposed to be a front for them to gain souls, and once xb gets the power and wealth he originally wanted, they focus their efforts on growing Horsehead Farms as a company. they advertise themselves as a “safer” alternative than dealing directly with demons, giving people whatever they want in exchange for an IOU - not a real soul (it is their real soul, but they don’t tell them that). they manage to become a major competitor to all of hell. since it has a human head of the company, people assume it is more trustworthy. xb and hypno engage in all sorts of evil capitalistic ventures
eventually hypno gets kicked out of hell, a feat no-one thought possible, for ruining every other demons’ livelihood, and is reincarnated into a regular human. xb is investigated by officials due to the scammy and dangerous nature of Horsehead Farms, and in an epic car chase where xb tries to escape, he crashes and dies. for all the human lives he’s ruined by stealing souls, he is sent to hell and becomes a demon. they find eachother, and seeing how there’s still one human and one demon overall, they see no reason to not start their business again
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The Statue of Liberty is actually the hilt of an enormous sword thrust into the ground.
novelty souvenir of an even bigger statue of liberty beyond mortal comprehension
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