#Sev is just giggling cause like

[mirconreadzztuff22]

Gem is so adorable I can’t UGH I need to write something for Sev and Gem being goofy or some shit whenever I can but RAHH

(Also for the pookies who love the duo; @archangeldyke-all @schmoni )

[rosebudfics]

Professor!reader and severus being married but hiding it from the students, bc they dont want the gossip and are just private people in general BUT one day sev forgets to take off his wedding ring and the golden trio go on this whole mission to find out who hes married to; completely freaking out when it turns out hes with reader cause theyre complete opposites while teaching

(Sorry if this is too long or doesnt make sense :^ i had this scenario in my head for some time lol)

Secret Lovers

Severus Snape x Professor! Reader

Warnings: use of the name "git" a lot lol, reader is the astronomy teacher but you can swap it out for any class, Snape smacks Ron and Harry

A/N: I LOVE THIS REQUEST SO MUCH OMG!?!?!?! also this isnt really set in any specific year but its more leaning towards where theyre older since snape you know.. hits ron and harry over the head and harry has the map <3

You and Severus had managed to keep your relationship secret for a couple years now, with the exception of only Minerva and Dumbledore knowing.

Why does anyone else need to know anyway? It was none of their business!

So one regular morning when you and Sev were getting ready for the day in the early hours of the morning, he had somehow forgotten to take his golden band off. You both would usually keep them in a little ring box at home so they were hidden but safe and put them back on at night, but today Severus had just forgotten to take it off.

You would bid your goodbyes at home before you left together, getting one last kiss in before heading back to Hogwarts, then Severus would put his usual cold face back on.

You both headed to your classrooms like normal, Severus still failing to notice the wedding band still on his finger.

When classes started, everything was going how it usually would: he would deduct house points, snapping at kids whenever they would interrupt his teaching, etc. That is until Hermione noticed a particular shine off her teachers hand.

Hermione looked closer before very quietly gasping. "Holy cricket!" She whispered so only Harry and Ron could hear her.

“What?” Ron asked curiously but not very quietly, earning the attention of Severus.

“On Professor Snape’s hand, he was wearing a wedding ring!” She said in a hushed voice.

“You must be crazy Herminone, there's no way that he’s married to someone.” Harry chuckled.

“Yeah, no ones gonna want to let alone be in any relationship with that old git-” Ron was interrupted by getting smacked over the head by Severus, followed up by Harry getting smacked as well.

Hermione just kept quiet, keeping her giggle to herself.

“Would you mind repeating yourself Mr. Weasley?” Severus sneered down at him.

“...no, sorry.” Ron grumbled.

“Mhm. 5 points from Gryffindor, and that's me being generous.”

After class, Ron, Hermione, and Harry all gathered at the library at break. “Are you sure you saw a ring, Hermione? Was it even on his ring finger?” Harry asked as he sat down some books in front of him.

“I'm certain! The real question is though, to who?” Hermione thought for a minute.

“Harry, why can't we just use your cloak to spy on him?” Ron questioned like it was obvious.

“Brilliant!” Harry exclaimed but Hermione smacked him in the arm.

“That's invading his privacy! It's terribly rude.” She scoffed.

Ron then mocked her, earning a smack. After a while of begs and pleas, she finally caved.

“Alright, alright!” She sighed.

They then all made their way back to the dorm to get everything they needed. Harry also grabbed the Marauders Map so it would be easier to find Snape. And then off they went on their little adventure to hunt down his wife.

They had to do some weaving and dodging to not bump into anyone (they bumped into Neville at some point, terrifying him) until they made it to the staff room. Harry looked down at his map to find Snape and you, they're astronomy teacher, alone.

“What are Professor Snape and Professor y/n doing together?” Ron asked in a confused voice.

Harry hushed him and then looked into the keyhole to find Snape and you talking to eachother.

“Are you sure no one saw the ring?” you asked again.

“Yes, dear, I am sure of it.” Snape said in a somewhat annoyed tone. “If someone did see it, I would be getting hounded with questions!”

“Yeah well not if all the students are terrified of you!” you sighed. “Look I'm not mad, I don't want you to think that, it's just we've gone this long keeping it secret it feels weird to just slip up like this”

Severus stepped towards you and grabbed your face in his hands. “Listen love, no one will know. Maybe in the future we can be more open about it.” He then bent down and kissed her gently, and you wrapped your arms around his neck pulling him closer.

Harry gasped quietly and backed up. He was about to say something before he heard footsteps walking towards the door. “We gotta get outta here!”

They all then scurried off down the hall back to the dormitory.

“Harry, what did you see? What were they doing in there?” Ron asked.

“Its professor y/n, that's who he's married to!” Harry was slightly out of breath from running.

“Professor y/n?? But they're so.. so different!” Hermione was shocked.

“You must be seeing things mate, there's NO way Proffesor y/n is married to the old git.” Ron scoffed.

“I'm telling you! They were talking about how he had forgotten to take his ring off or something and then they kissed!” Harry gushed.

They then talked about why you would ever want to marry Snape for the rest of break. Interestingly enough they next class was with you!

Since you were an extremely nice and open teacher, they felt more comfortable talking to you about it.

"So professor y/n, have you been seeing anyone lately?" Ron asked before class actually started.

You were caught off guard to say the least. "Well... I dont really see how my romantic life concerns any of you," you laugh whole heartedly.

Ron then smirked. "You never denied it. Perhaps another Proffesor that teaches here!" Hermione pinched his side as a warning to shut up.

"I don't know what your getting at, Ron" you chuckle becoming a little worried.

"Well the man I'm thinking of is a mean, old, cranky git that likes potions-"

"Thats enough! You don't ever talk about another Proffesor like that!" You scolded him.

"Alright, sorry proffesor... but im right, aren't i?" Ron smirked.

Harry and Hermione perked up to listen.

You sighed, before making sure that no other student or teacher was around, nd then said "You must not tell anyone."

[blue-jisungs]

okay imagine like with svt (either ot13 or minghao jihoon and seungkwan pls) you’re studying for some test in eng / a language other than korean and you go to them with like the tiniest handwriting, tons of notes, all on one page all proud and theyre just like “…now wtf does this say bro” love u axie (if i can call u that) take a rest and i love u sooo so much! u can dm me if my req is a little confusing <33

speaking your native language in their presence ♡

a/n. the way i RAN to write this!! it took a moment ngl but phew, i’m done!! thank you for requesting, hopefully you like it roxie!!! and ofc you can call me axie, it makes my heart melt ngl <3

also i had a race with time to finish it before you go on a hiatus i was STRESSING LMAO but i made it 😌

warnings. cursing >:T

oh and for anyone interested i also have enha && skz && bts versions of this!!

┆彡 SEUNGCHEOL [ 승철 ]

mans so used to talking w you in korean that he kind of??? forgot??

so once you were talking with your mom over the phone and his mouth went ajar

like that man was ready to call the exorcist

and then it clicked and he was like oh ☺️

after the shock went away he swore he fell in love over n over again

loves hearing you talk in your native tongue :(

he’s so entertained by it too, like i swear he’s like a kid (affectionate)

you were laying in seungcheol’s arms, head nuzzled into his neck. his big arms held you tightly and he softly drew shapes onto your skin.

“and… seventeen?” his question made you smile. you translated how the number sounds in your native language.

and cheol started giggling.

“sev…enteen… it’s so.. rustly” he chuckled, attempting to say it “oh! what about our songs?”

“well… hot would be hot” you barely finished and seungcheol was giggling like a teenager. it was so contagious that you couldn’t help but start laughing too. but then he attempted to say it and failed horribly, causing a full on hysteric laughter from both of you.

maybe it was the late hour or his failed attempts. whatever it was, it felt so heartwarming.

he will learn with your help a couple of basic phrases!!

due to his busy schedule he can’t study on his own but once he has some free time he’s doing those duolingo lessons LIKE A FREAK

oh and also

if he’s pouting bc he’s in a bad mood, all it takes is a kiss and a nickname thrown at him in your native language ^_^

┆彡 JEONGHAN [ 정한 ]

he’s like a cat – curious but won’t let it show

shushes everyone in the room if you’re talking to your friends or parents in your native language through the phone :”)

obviously so they hear you better duh (not because he wants to listen, duh)

will learn some phrases on his own so you two can communicate (and cheat) while you’re playing games w his friends hehe

he absolutely fell in love with the kitchen of your home country like 😭😭😭

and and he absolutely adores the names of the dishes, esp when you pronounce them so effortlessly

it unlocked something in him….. sure he had a soft spot for you but now oh boy

“hannie…” you whined, tugging his sleeve.

you had a small fight, well… more of a disagreement: he wanted some ramyeon and you were craving (dish name). obviously he folded in half and knew he’s done for the second the dish name rolled off your tongue so satisfyingly.

“please? we didn’t have it in a while! we can order (dish name no2) too? pleasepleasepleaseee” you pouted. jeonghan sighed dramatically, raising his eyebrows.

“okay. but say it one more time” he grunted, a smile creeping on his face.

“you’re so weird” you mumbled amusingly in your native language and he frowned

“hey, i understood that!” jeonghan scoffed, causing you to chuckle.

he looks at you with literal hearts in his eyes whenever you speak your native language, just saying <\\3

when he’s feeling extremely soft, usually when you’re about to go to sleep cuddled n all, he’ll ask you to just whisper some random stories

it lulls him to sleep so fast

please also caress his hair he’ll melt on spot 🥹

┆彡 JOSHUA [ 조슈아 ]

he knows the struggles of feeling away from home so the second you start feeling homesick he’s there to make you feel better:”)

shua loves hearing you mutter some random words, for example when you’re counting or something

will also ask for music recommendations and he will learn some of the songs so he can sing them while playing the guitar

also he’s INVESTED

like,, shua will watch you scribble down in your mother tongue mesmerised

it’s not that fun, however, when you’re in a rush and you left him a note with a grocery list scribbled down

… and a couple of things in your native language…. messily written that even the translator doesn’t understand it…

“uhhh… y/n, darling?” joshua’s voice rung in your ears as you picked up the incoming face time call. you smiled upon seeing his cute but puzzled face.

“yes, baby? also good morning to you too” you hummed, fixing your earphones. his face lit up upon seeing you

“oh woah, you look good today. but i’m in a bit of a pickle…” he hesitated, the camera turning around. you noticed the note you left behind and your eyes widened upon realising that you wrote some of the items in (language name).

“oh” you giggled.

“oh indeed” he shook his head with a loving smile “and even the translator doesn’t–“

“it’s butter, flour and cucumbers” you explained and joshua let out a dramatic, relieved sigh

he notes down the words after such incidents so he doesn’t have to call you eveytime

and it’s safe to say that he’s build a quite big vocabulary so far

and he’s always so proud like

“hey y/n i bought the (cucumbers in your language) you wanted!” with the widest grin ever

┆彡 JUNHUI [ 文俊辉 ]

my mans woke up one day and decided to learn your language

bought books, textbooks, audiobooks, duolingo plus (or premium, however it’s called) and casually managed to learn A LOT

he just loves the way it sounds and aspires to talk so fluently like you

ofc he knows he still has a lot to learn but don’t underestimate him

and the main reason when he’s gonna use it it’s just… bothering you ^_^

“–and then he gave me flowers! yeah! he’s the sweetest!” you were gossiping with your bestie over the phone, peeking at jun calmly reading a book “ugh, i know! i know, i know, i know, shut up!”

jun just smirked, getting ready to say something.

“trust me, i’d drop on my knee right here right now if i weren’t such a chicken” you giggled and blush creeped on your cheeks when you met your boyfriend’s curious gaze

“i’d prefer to do it, to be honest, but you’re such a cutie” jun said calmly in (language name) and casually returned to his book. your mouth fell ajar as your bestie started squealing over the fact that he spoke (language name)… apparently.

jun just winked and you cleared your throat, hanging up quickly.

“what was that?!” you laughed and he just shook his head with a mischievous smile.

he’s such a gremlin >:(

so yeah, expect him to start spilling tea in your native language as an excuse to 1) spend more time w you 2) practice his skills

but as i said he’s??? like?? almost fluent??? his accent is so so adorable too <|\3

he’s so smug abt it as well

like if you ask him, he’ll pretend like he doesn’t know a thing in (language name)

but if he’s abt to bully you (affectionately) he’ll come up with the most creative nicknames known to a humankind

also, if you have siblings… he WILL gossip w them in your mother tongue too 😐

┆彡 SOONYOUNG [ 순영 ]

oh boy.

he’s so so curious to hear you say even one (1) thing in your language

but totally misses it when you actually say some words throughout the day

obviously knows one word: tiger (wow shocking?!!!)

and uses it sm 😭 he has your contact name written as my tiger but my is in korean and tiger in your native language 🥹

he calls you like that often, it’s like a new nickname for you

he may be not so invested into actually learning it but your culture tho!!! esp dancing n music… sigh <\\3

you stepped into your apartment, the weight of this tiring day on your shoulders. as you lazily took off your shoes and put the bag with groceries into the ground you realised something.

the song playing in the background was strangely similar. suddenly it clicked. it was a popular song by an artist from your country! just when you realised, the sound of shoes squeaking against the wooden floor stopped.

“are you dancing to… (song title)?” you breathed out as your boyfriend popped out from behind the corner.

“yeah! i love the vibe of the song!” he grinned and gave you a welcome kiss. after pulling away you could see the gears were turning in his head “could you translate the lyrics?”

as you made your way to the practice room, you hummed the song underneath your breath. and in this moment soonyoung’s heart skipped a beat.

since that moment it’s like a routine that you sing/hum him to sleep some songs in your native language

or just whisper some stories

he’s out like a baby fr

ALSO

a big enjoyer of the soap operas

he’ll binge them with you or alone and be actually invested in the drama

that’s how he also learned curse words ☺️☺️

┆彡 WONWOO [ 원우 ]

oh my precious nonu :((

he adores it sm when you speak your native language

when you’re shy abt it he just has to use all of his willpower to prevent himself from squealing like a teenage girl

will ask you to teach him and it’s just so so soft *screams*

you’ll be laying in bed, in his arms as you read through the textbook and explain the grammar of the sentence given

and he’ll repeat it in tiny 🥹

it’s so so wholesome

but.

you let out a sigh, the grasp on your mouse tightening. wonwoo noticed and let out a chuckle.

“what’s up?” he asked, peeking at your screen.

“the fucking skeleton won’t leave me alone” you grunted in your mother tongue, earning a gasp from him. suddenly the arrow that the minecraft skeleton shot hit you and you fell down from the tree at top of which were you hiding “fuck!”

“baby!” he laughed hysterically, his head thrown back. your eyes widened, realising the curse words

“sorry! why is this stupid block game making me emotional?! ignore me” you scoffed and he just shook his head, smiling proudly at the new knowledge he obtained.

he finds it so endearing when you swear in your native language 😭😭😭

and it’s such a bad habit, especially when you play games together, that he started doing it too???

wonwoo laughs that you’re a bad influence but secretly he loves the way the curses roll of tongue 😭😭

┆彡 JIHOON [ 지훈 ]

you could sneeze and you’re literally inspiring him to write 82837492 songs

so when he heard you talk in (language name) he was just like in another dimension

he’s smiling like an idiot fr his friends thought something was wrong but it was just you <3

uh however he kind of… never saw your handwriting in (language name)

and once you were studying for an important exam and mans had a heart attack

“hey y/nnie have you seen my…?” his voice died out in his throat upon seeing you and your notes. they were all scribbled in a tiny handwriting in some… letters he didn’t fully recognise. you had like five A4 pages of such notes.

jihoon blinked repeatedly, trying to think if he wasn’t in the sun for too long today – his eyes must be playing a trick on him.

“look! im so happy with the outcome, it looks so cute!” you grinned and turned around to see him almost hyperventilating “hoonie?”

“what–“ he frowned, pointing with his finger at one of the pages. what is going on?

“it’s in (language name), dumbass” you scoffed, everything suddenly making sense to him “it helps me understand stuff better”

“oh” he grunted, shifting his gaze to the page with little drawings “what does it say?”

“oh it’s the–“ you started explaining, throwing in some words in your mother tongue subconsciously. he just smiled and listened attentively.

lmao

regarding that, he enjoys just listening to you as you study and whisper some of the words/sentences in your mother tongue!

it really calms him down and usually puts to sleep to <\\\3

oh oh! and when you caress his hair while doing so… ah, he’s so whipped

he has tons of songs that are unreleased… and yes, you guessed correctly, with your consent he used some of your voice memos n all in the background

the songs are so cute :( he’s really proud of them too!! and it’s so sweet that it’s just… for the both of you <3

please leave in his studio some “i love you!” or “have a good day” sticky notes, preferably in (language name) or with translations?! he’ll melt :[

also another one that reaaaally likes the curse words >:T

┆彡 SEOKMIN [ 석민 ]

from the moment he met you he was always curious about your culture n native language but never pushed you to speak it n all

and gradually while dating him you started using it more and he started paying more attention

like he didn’t notice before that the funny sound you do while dropping something is actually cursing! 😀

what’s surprising, he understands a lot – maybe it’s the context or just some magical powers

but sometimes you can communicate like you say something in (language name) and he answers in korean bc he understood

and he’s so so in love with your accent and the way your face lights up when you speak it your mother of tongue

but for the love of god please – somehow – stop speaking it in your sleep, he’s gonna have a heart attack one day 🥰🥰

dokyeom stirred in his sleep, slowly waking up. he wasn’t sure why but suddenly he heard something.

it was definitely something. he sat straightly, narrowing his brows confused. what is that sound? is that a burglar? or…?

he looked over at you. no, you were sleeping peacefully. seokmin looked around the dark room, his heart speeding up. was this a nightmare? or was he just going insane?

then again. no, it must be someone saying something. something that he can’t understand.

then it clicked and he looked at you. your mouth was moving slightly, incoherent (language name) words being spoken.

he scoffed and went back to sleep, pulling you closer.

it took him so much time to get used to that but anyways 🏃‍♀️💨

and he’ll definitely make fun of you for that too (as if he didn’t have a whole ass jumpscare)

he absolutely adores ballads in (language name), it’s like his new obsession

and he tries to sing them, with the cutest accent ever :(

will occasionally twist some words but it’s okay, he’s enjoying himself 🫶

┆彡 MINGYU [ 민규 ]

this dork

he always acknowledged your native language n all but unlike dk he asks u to speak it 24/7

like, you don’t get it: he’s obsessed.

you could insult him in his face in (language name) and he’ll look at you with hearts in his eyes

he wants to learn it, he really does, but it’s just so frustrating when he fails :(

mingyu was sitting at the dinner table, his food long forgotten while he was biting at the end of the pencil. glasses sitting at the bridge of his nose, brows furrowed.

“gyu? you’re still here?” your voice snapped him back to reality, eyes widening. you rubbed your eyes.

“yeah i just don’t get it…” he whined, shoulders slumping “i understand the words but they don’t make a logical sentence in my head”

“baby…” you chuckled softly and stood behind him, wrapping your arms around his torso and resting your chin on his shoulder.

he grabbed his food, cold now, and slowly chewed on it as you explained everything.

“because look. this word, what does it mean?” you asked, noticing that he’s eating so you just scoffed and continued “girl, right? but this ending here added means girl’s. and this? old. but those letters here? they make it an adjective, so…?”

“older?” he asked, puppy eyes glaring at you with adoration. you nodded with encouragement and he tried again “so… the girl’s older brother had a dog?”

“yeah! good job baby! now let’s go to sleep, hm? i’m tired” you giggled and pecked his cheek. he nodded proudly.

kisses really motivate him btw >:)

he watches those yt videos of people teaching and giving tips but he loves when you give him private tutoring lessons 🫶

will often cook you some regional dishes in return

generally, he enjoys exploring your national cuisine ^_^

also would love to go to (country name) w you and take some pics…

… or propose there

so just go there w him already! 🙄

┆彡 MINGHAO [ 徐明浩 ]

shut up i want him

you’re each other’s private tour guides 😭

museum dates are such a must, and you’re just talking abt something that impacted a certain artwork (like cultural event in history or something) and he just listens genuinely interested!! and vice versa

loves when you read out loud poetry in your native language :(

started taking lessons?? like one day you woke up and he was just on a zoom call saying something like “my name is minghao” with the cutest smile ever

and you’re like?????

he’s such a fast learner 🥹 hao believes it’s because he truly wants to learn in order to communicate with you 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

but that didn’t prepare you for what was about to come next…

don’t let him near your parents. he WILL gossip with them abt you.

“does she swear a lot?” your mom’s voice reached your ears as you walked into the your apartment, grocery bags in your hands. your parents were visiting you and minghao but…

“like a sailor! no, i’m joking. of course she doesn’t. she does snore a lot, though” your boyfriend giggled and you let out a dramatic gasp.

“hao!” you whined and they both looked at you, not really caring that you’re here now.

“i guess she has that after her father” your mom chuckled and minghao noticed her tea is almost finished, so he poured some more in “oh, you’re such a gentleman”

“it would be a crime if i wasn’t in a presence of such an beautiful lady” he hummed and sent you a playful look. you just rolled your eyes and started unpacking the groceries.

“gentleman my ass” you grunted quietly.

“y/n!” your mom frowned and suddenly you heard someone standing up. in no time minghao hugged you from behind, nuzzling his face into your neck

“i just told your mom you don’t swear, honey” he murmured in korean

“well, ass is not a swear word” you pouted. minghao chuckled and helped you unpack the bag.

“you’re right, it’s a part of human body but i am surely more than that” your boyfriend teased and you just nudged his arm, rolling your eyes once again.

i feel like it might take a while but he’ll actually manage to be fluent?

so when you sadly forget a bit of (language name) due to mostly using korean and make a mistake, it’s almost like that mingyu-joshua moment

and hao is the one correcting you 😭

and your just like?? excuse me?? it was just a mispronunciation🙄☝️

but he doesn’t let it go and teases you >:(

┆彡 SEUNGKWAN [ 승관 ]

he straight up asked you one day to teach him some (language name) bc he thought it sounded cute <|3

and you’re like 🥹 yeah 🥹

but uh, he’s not a very patient student and gives up quickly 😭😭

but it’s okay!! he tried n also has a busy schedule so it’s understandable

nevertheless, he still adores when you speak your mother tongue

esp when you call him nicknames sigh

however our lovely boo kind of forgot how the written letters vary from spoken words

“what are you doing?” seugkwan hummed intrigued upon seeing you scribble something on paper. you looked up and met his soft gaze.

“oh, this? this is a crossword! korean ones are still too difficult for me so my friend sent me a couple of those in (language name)” you explained and tapped the paper with the tip of your pencil. he frowned, looking at the letters in brackets

“what the fuck” kwan grunted confused. not only he didn’t recognise some of the letters but it was also the fact that they were going vertically. you scoffed and let out a sudden gasp, filling in a new word. seungkwan watched you amused, how swiftly you wrote down the letters on paper “what is it?”

“it’s umm, a historical reference. a surname of one guy, you know” you hummed. seungkwan sat down next to you and watched you fill the crossword, occasionally translating the questions and words you put in while you explained what they meant and why were they the answer.

in no time this turned into a couple activity: sometimes like this, sometimes he did a korean one and you watched, sometimes you solved them at the same time - him in korean, you in your mother tongue

he learned a lot of words thanks to this

and he has the cutest accent ever like i swear 🥹

seungkwan loves watching soap operas too like he lives for the drama

often repeats (shouts) what the characters are shouting too LMAO

so you’re chilling and suddenly you hear “get out of my house! now!” with his accent

also watches movies n animations in (language name) to learn some new words

he knows all the disney songs in (language) and majority of them he knows by a heart <\3

so you just sometimes blast let it go or under the sea in (language name) and sing along >_<

┆彡 VERNON [ 버논 ]

this menace

he’s so chill about it

secretly loves when you accidentally sneak some words in your language it’s just so adorable

or when you forget a word and try to describe it… n then you give up and say it in (language name) just to see him smile <\\\\3

he decided that he’ll learn some random words??? like for example he just likes how umbrella sounds in (language name) so he just?? learned how to spell and say it

and uses it in random moments too like he’s so goofy <\3

you were casually chatting with his members, a raging discussion about whether mint chocolate ice cream is such a controversial topic in your country as well.

“i wouldn’t say so? people don’t… really care? a lot of people i know like it, actually! a bigger dispute would rather be some casual stuff like, do you sleep in socks or not… or which goes first: cereal or milk” you explained, looking at vernon. you could almost hear gears turning in his head, knowing what’s about to come

“toothpick” he said in (language name) suddenly, causing everyone to look at him confused. you started laughing at how serious he was when he said it; he started laughing too, it was simply contagious.

his friends looked at you completely flabbergasted, not sure what happened.

“i think they officially lost it” minghao mumbled, a smile creeping on his lips as you and vernon laughed like maniacs.

he always finds the most unfunny memes funny, like it could be even a meme from 2015 and he’d laugh

sends them to you too

and surprisingly?? he’s on track with the newest memes in your country like??

will know the most basic phrases too but sometimes mixes them

do you hand him a piece of orange bc he asked you to and then he goes “goodbye”

and you’re like?? 😭

but he tried okay?!

┆彡 CHAN [ 찬 ]

chan is super hyped about hearing you talk in (language name), it just amazes him how easily you switch between languages

but he never asked u to speak to him bc he didn’t want to feel you pressured or something

but whenever at home you just forget a word he loves when you say it in (language name) even if he doesn’t understand shit

or when you’re just so excited and into a convo and you don’t notice that you sneaked a few foreign words :”)

he always repeats them after you quietly ^_^

one day though, he’s just feeling soft and tired and his brain shut off

“y/n… can you say something in (language name)?” chan whispered suddenly, forcing his eyes to open and peek at you. you hummed, pushing some stray strands of hair that fell onto his forehead. laying on your sides but facing each other, chan noticed how your cheeks flushed pink.

“well… you’re not going to understand me anyways but… i love you. so, so much. i’m so grateful to have you in my life, you make me feel at ease. i can’t imagine my life without you…” you hummed and he noticed how your voice broke when you started the next sentence “and it hurts me to see when you put too much pressure on yourself, baby. you think you’re not good enough but to me, your members and your fans… and literally everyone else, you are. you so are, channie…”

he panicked once you teared up, fully awake. chan pulled you closer, calming you down

“i’m sorry” he mumbled, heart breaking at the sound of your sobs. you just scoffed, shaking your head

“don’t apologise, i just love you so much” you mumbled into his shirt and he swore he was about to melt.

i feel like deep down he knew what you meant <\3

anyways,,

if he hears about one (1) event even slightly connected with (country name) he’ll drag you there so you can feel at home for a moment (as if he’s not your home) and also translate some stuff for him

absolutely loves when you call him nicknames in your mother tongue, like

you could call him the goofiest and cheesiest nickname and he’s squealing like a teenage girl

but then he calls you the same or finds some new nicknames on the internet

sometimes to make you laugh or confuse he’ll put a sentence or a question to google translate and it’ll just… translate it so bad

“what do you mean ‘where’s the broccoli dog??’” you frown and he just laughs his ass off bc 1) it mistranslated OR 2) he purposely put some silly stuff to make you puzzled

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[archangeldyke-all]

can't stop thinking about sevika spanking reader's pussy 🫠🫠🫠

ps: i'm obsessed with your writing and sevika nation is grateful to you for your service 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜💜💜 feel free to just skip it if you don't feel like it.

hngggg... (p.s. i'm obsessed with my sweet anons and readers, i'm so fucking lucky to have such a supportive community! <3)

men and minors dni

sometimes it's just a little love tap.

while you're fully dressed and cuddling, before you leave for work, while you and sevika dance in the kitchen together. sometimes she just wants to show you some affection, and the first thing she can reach is your cunt.

sometimes it's in the heat of the moment.

sevika's eating you out, and she wants to see you jump, she'll give your wet pussy a quick smack to watch you squirm. or right before she's about to sink her strap in, she smacks it just to watch the way your cunt clenches around nothing. sometimes, when she's got two fingers inside of you, she'll quickly pull out and smack your cunt, laughing at the way your wetness makes the smack sound sticky.

but sometimes, she gives you a full spanking session.

sometimes, if you've been pissing her off or teasing her too much, sevika will spread your legs and deliver swift, open palmed smack after smack to your cunt.

she's evil.

she turns you on so much.

each smack makes you jump and flinch, and to anyone else, it would seem like you aren't enjoying yourself. especially when you start crying.

but sevika knows better. she can see the way your clit becomes engorged, the way blood rushes to your cunt and makes it puffy and swollen, the way you get soaking fucking wet after one or two smacks.

"you're so fucking desperate, aren't you? getting off on this... nasty." she whispers from where she's got your thighs pinned, your cunt open and pulsing around nothing.

"it's supposed to be a punishment, baby. you've been teasing me all day, feeling me up and kissing me like a slut. but you'll get off on anything i give you, won't you?" she teases. you whimper above her.

"sevika!" you whine. she chuckles darkly, and spanks your cunt with a loud 'smack!'

your thighs quiver and you wail, your hips lifting up to hump the air as sevika draws her hand away. she laughs and holds her palm up to your face.

"look how wet you are." she says. you whine. "soaking my hand and i'm barely touching you."

"sev, please." you beg.

"please what?" she asks. "you're gonna cum from this, i know you are. you always do-- you're so fuckin' nasty. so what're you beggin' for?" she asks.

"it hurts!" you whine. she laughs.

"that's the point." she says, delivering another quick smack to your cunt. you shiver.

"sevikaaa!" you scream. she swoops down to kiss up your tears, and swats your cunt again. this time, she doesn't move her hand after her blow, cupping your throbbing cunt in her hands, holding you until the pain dissipates.

"you okay?" she whispers, the seductive purr of her voice gone. you whimper.

"just-- gimmie a kiss?" you ask. sevika smiles and nods, ducking down to kiss your clit. you giggle and moan, then pull sevika up by the hair. "on my lips!" you say, laughing. sevika snorts and grins, crawling back up your body.

"oh." she says, giggling, before leaning down to kiss you soundly. you hum against her lips. "you wanna keep going?" she whispers against your mouth. you nod.

"i'm close." you whine. she grins.

"'cause you're a little freak." she says, admiringly. you smile and spread your legs impossibly wider, shifting your hips so sevika can get a good eyeful of your swollen, soaking wet cunt.

she grins, and with a quick swat, she smacks your cunt again.

you gasp and moan, and sevika laughs down at you.

"how many more before you're cummin' around nothin'?" she wonders aloud. you whine and shrug.

"guess you'll just have'ta find out." you say. she grins.

"fuck, i love you." she says, punctuating it with a swift smack.

it only takes three more spanks to get you to cum, but the night is far from over.

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[pathetic-sapphic]

would you write tipsy reader x tipsy sev having sex with constant giggling and joking. and maybe eventually just giving up because shit's too funny 🤭

18+, sevika x fem!reader, mentions of alcohol, no actual sex happens

you giggle as you and your girlfriend stumble into your shared apartment, not even bothering to lock the door and kicking off your shoes. sevika tugs impatiently at your jacket while nipping at your ear and you smack her chest lightly ''baby, you need to let me go if you want this off of me.'' you mumble out, which in turn makes sevika tighten her hold on you.

''mm, we'll make it work.'' she mumbles, pressing a wet kiss against your lips before she lifts you up in her arms. you let out a squeal, quickly wrapping your arms around her neck and pulling her into a passionate kiss while she carries you to your bedroom.

''ow!'' you let out a sound of pain as sevika accidentally drives you both into the wall, narrowly missing the door to your bedroom since she was too busy snogging you to look where she's going. ''so sorry, babygirl.'' she mumbles, pressing an apologetic kiss to your nose, causing you to roll your eyes.

thankfully, she doesn't miss when she puts you down on the bed, quickly throwing her leather jacket on the floor and taking off her shirt before crawling on top of you. seeing her up close like this, you can see just how red her face is and you giggle at the sight. ''what?'' she mumbles with a raised brow. before you can answer, her lips are back against yours and sevika flips you both around so you're straddling her hips.

you pull away from the kiss and sit up to try and take your shirt off. you throw it down on the floor and just when sevika decides to rise up and take off your bra, a loud thud! echoes through your bedroom.

sevika groans in pain, rubbing the spot on her head where she hit the wooden bedpost. once you realize what happened and noticing that she isn't in any significant pain, you start giggling. the alcohol leads you into overdrive and you clutch your stomach as your chuckles turn into full out laughter, leaning back before you lose your balance and fall off the bed.

''shit, baby.'' sevika let's out in between her own chuckling, ''you okay?'' she asks breathlessly as she helps you get back up on the bed.

you plop down on top of her, the exhaustion setting in. you rest your face so that it's buried in between sevika's tits, enjoying the softness of the sports bra she always wears. ''maybe...'' you start, slurring tiredly ''maybe we could just have sex in the morning.'' sevika barks out a laugh before wrapping her arms around you, pressing a kiss against your flushed face.

''sounds good. who knows what kind of accident will occur if we continue.'' she says jokingly.

it doesn't matter that clothes are strewn messily on the floor of your room or that the both of you are still in your pants. just having you by her side is enough for sevika to sleep soundly.

''oh, i'm so gonna eat her out in the morning.'' sevika thinks to herself as she too drifts into sleep, ''will be a nice way to wake her up...''

a/n: always a big fan of some sexy time goofiness

[thomasisaslut]

Severus Snape x F!Reader

Oral (F) — KTober

Word Count: 1.1k

Includes: Oral, Edging, Orgasm Denial/Orgasm Control, Desk Sex, Cum Eating.

On Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50769286

On Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/1389373905-𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫-𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑-𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐥-𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬-𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞-𝐱-𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

You slide in the key to Severus’ private office—he gave it to you when you first started dating—finally after some jangling around you push open the door to find him grading assignments at his desk.

“Sev?” You call out, his dark eyes glance from the assignments to meet your own.

“Sweet thing?” He sounds a bit shocked, just now fully registering who is standing before him.

Severus stands from his desk and walks over, cupping your cheeks with a worried look on his face.

“What is wrong, my love?”

A hint of confusion crosses your features before a small smirk forms across your lips.

“I just… I’ve missed you so much, you’re always working and I only can ever see you at night when we have to sleep.”

His eyebrow raises. “So this is not an emergency?”

You frown. “Severus.”

He chuckles before bringing your lips into a soft, delicate kiss—the passion still lively in the connection.

“I’m only joking, darling.” Severus hooks his hands under your thighs then lifts you up.

He places you on his desk—the papers scatter across the floor, shocking you—he never didn’t care about his work.

“Sev?”

Without another word he kneels before you, tugging you to the edge of the desk—your thighs completely dangling off before they are situated on Severus’ shoulders.

His hand creeps up your thighs, making you shiver. His fingers find your panties before he slides them down, his eyes brighten at the sight of you wet cunt.

Severus smirks up at you before licking a stride up your pussy, his nose hitting your clit before his tongue enters as far as it can.

“Oh, Sev…” You moan, your legs instinctively wrapping around his head and tugging him closer.

You can feel his smirk grow against your core, he brings his right hand up and inserts a singular finger before gently thrusting it inside of you. His tongue moves up to your clit, now sucking and grazing his teeth over the sensitive bud.

Severus’ left hand comes up to your shirt, sliding it under the cloth before reaching your bra, he motions you closer by tapping on your spine. You instantly follow his order, by moving his finger is dug deeper into your cunt.

Soon enough your bra is unclasped, his index and middle finger instantly latch onto your left tits nipple before pinching and toying with it, at the same time he slides in a secondary finger into you.

You whimper, the stimulation was beyond pleasurable—especially since the two of you have not had sex in well over a month. Not only that but the fact that his entire focus is on pleasuring you… the feeling brings you over the edge.

His head dips back for a second. “I love you, sweetling. I’m so sorry I haven’t been able to give you what you need as of late…” Severus states as he kisses your inner thigh, in the process he thrusts a third finger into you. “Because of this… I will make you cum with just my mouth.”

“But you’re fingering me?”

“I can’t have you totally unprepared for later.” He smirks, a small giggle is drawn from your throat.

“Now, may I continue?” He looks up at you, his dark brown eyes softening at the mere sight of your flushed face.

You nod.

Severus connects his lips to your clit again, his fingers slide out of you causing you to whine—not only that but the hand that was once teasing your hardened nipples withdraws.

“Severus…” You pout but before you can get another word out he moves his hands to your inner thighs and spreads them apart further—revealing your dripping core to him like a dinner meal.

Instantly his lips find you, his tongue dancing along your pussy. Your moans echo in the confined space of his office, luckily, you casted a silencing spell before this.

“Sev… oh! Fuck, I love you… s-so much!” You shout, your own release close.

You can feel it building and building as he continues to suck and lick, his movements don’t stop for a second. That was, until he stopped right before you came.

Your head that was once thrown back slowly lifts to see his lustful gaze.

“I never said when you were going to cum, darling.”

If you could hate and love something at the same time it would be this moment.

“You’re the fucking wor-“

His tongue enters your folds again, his nose rubbing against your clit as he begins to eat you out.

Severus feels as your cunt clenches around his tongue, instantly he stops.

“Severus Tobia-“ Before you can state his full name his mouth begins to suck on your clit again.

“Beg.” He says in between breaths, his tongue rubbing your sensitive spot.

You moan. “I need to.. to cum! Please allow me, Sev! I need to so badly! Please!”

He nods, his beautiful hooked nose brushes against your clit before he licks one more stride—in that moment your orgasm squirts all over his face and mouth. You watch as he licks it up.

“Can you do it again for me, my love?”

You nod frantically, eager for another release.

He smirks and gently pinches your clit before going back to eating you out, his tongue not slowing for a moment as he spreads your thighs again. Severus’ nose brushes your overly sensitive nub again, the feeling is too much for you to handle but he keeps going—you don’t dare to stop him as he pleasures you.

“M’ close gain’…” You shout between moans.

Severus only nods as he continues, instead of sticking to his previous rules he slides two fingers into your tight core before sucking and gently nicking your clit. He begins a scissoring motion as he continues to lick you.

“Severus!” You whimper, your hands find his dark locks and you hold on tightly as you almost reach your next orgasm. “So.. so close..!” You moan loudly.

Clenching around his fingers as you cum has never felt better, after your second release he cleans you again with his mouth before withdrawing his two slick fingers.

Severus leans up and kisses your temple gently.

“Was I too rough?”

“You’re never too rough with me, Sev.” You reassure him with a smile, still in a post-fuck haze.

He smirks and connects your lips in a passionate kiss, his tongue managing to slither into your mouth—meeting your own.

“So you can go a round with my cock?”

“I can go multiple.”

And with those four words he flips you over and begins his dessert.

[jwonsociety]

another year with you ♡

yang jungwon x gn!reader est. relationship | fluff | 1.0k | no warnings!

a/n: happy new year everyone!! here's to a great 2023 🥂

You weren't sure why you allowed yourself to get dragged to this party.

Actually, that's a lie. You knew exactly why this happened. A few hours prior, Jungwon had suggested that you two go to a New Year's celebration hosted by one of his close friends. "I know parties aren't really your thing," he'd said, "but it'll be fun, I promise!" Once he had punctuated his plea by batting his infuriatingly adorable eyelashes, you knew there was no way in the world you could've declined.

Your boyfriend was right, after all. The party was a lot of fun. You spent the night laughing with friends you hadn't seen in a while and being thoroughly entertained by Jungwon and Sunghoon's abstract rendition of Born This Way by Lady Gaga during karaoke. The couple hundred videos you had of it in your camera roll were certainly proof of that.

So, yes, you were having a great time. The only issue was that midnight was in approximately one minute, and your boyfriend was nowhere to be found.

Clearly, he couldn't have gone far -- Heeseung's apartment wasn't terribly large -- but the mass of people gathering to watch the countdown on TV was making it hard to find him. Excited chatter filled the room as well as the thrum of music blasting from the stereo. You tried standing on your tiptoes in order to pick him out in the crowd but were unsuccessful in your efforts. In search of assistance, you turned to the girl standing to your left.

"Wonyoung," you asked, raising your voice in order to be heard over the commotion. "Have you seen Jungwon?"

She furrowed her brows pensively. "I think I saw him near the kitchen? Not entirely sure, though."

You nodded. "Thank you!"

She supplied you with an encouraging thumbs up. "Go find your man!"

Steered by Wonyoung's directions, you ventured towards the kitchen -- a task which turned out to require some serious evasive maneuvers. You ducked under rogue elbows, awkwardly shimmied in between flirting partygoers, and cringed when one particularly sweaty man brushed up against you. A nervous glance at the TV revealed that now only 30 seconds remained until January 1st.

Once you reached your destination, your eyes scanned your surroundings. The room was obscured by darkness, illuminated only by the sporadic flash of the nearby television. Where was he? Worry began to creep into your mind. Suddenly, the room filled with everyone's voices shouting in unison, causing you to startle.

"Ten!"

Shit. Your heartbeat began to quicken and a girl wearing light-up sunglasses pushed past you.

"Nine!"

You made it to an uncrowded spot by the window. Its glass stretched from the floor to the ceiling and offered a view overlooking the city. Lights pulsed across the skyline like a giant heartbeat.

"Eight!"

You glanced back out into the mass of the party. Somehow, Sunoo had ended up on Niki's shoulders.

"Sev--"

"Y/n!"

Your eyes widened at the familiar voice. Whirling around, your gaze landed on a boy clad in a fuzzy white sweater, chestnut brown hair falling onto his face in disheveled strands. A wide grin stretched across your face. Jungwon.

"Six!"

He grabbed your hand, leaning in close so that his mouth was right next to your hear. "I've been looking everywhere for you, y/nnie."

"Five!"

"Not my fault you disappeared," you giggled.

"Four!"

He pulled away so that you two were face to face. Fuck. He was gorgeous like a sky painted pink by a sunset -- even though you had seen it a million times, it was still just as marvelous as the first.

"Three!"

Jungwon looked at you, eyes twinkling. "Would you do me the honor--"

"Two!"

"--of being my New Year's kiss?"

"One!"

You had never nodded so eagerly in your life.

"Happy New Year!"

In one gentle motion, Jungwon placed his left hand on your waist and the other cupped your cheek, pulling you in. The moment your lips met his, the deafening cheers of your friends faded into blissful obscurity. The only sound that filled your ears was the roar of your heart as you leaned into his touch. His grasp was soft on your hips, holding you close as if to ensure that you wouldn't be separated from him again. You grinned into the kiss, hands snaking up his neck before settling in his silky hair. His cologne smelled sweet and warm and you reveled in the way it completely took over your senses. Greedily, you never wanted his lips to part from yours.

But, much to your disappointment, Jungwon lingered only for a few more moments before pulling away, his eyes settling on yours. "Happy new year, baby."

"Happy new year," you replied, voice breathless. "I was worried I wouldn't find you."

The corner of Jungwon's mouth quirked up. "I was worried about that too. There's a lot of people here, you know."

Your face flushed as you remembered that yes, in fact, there were a lot of people here, and they all definitely just saw you kiss your boyfriend. As embarrassed as that would normally make you feel, at this moment you really couldn't seem to care. Not when Jungwon was staring at you like you were the only thing that mattered in the world. His dark eyes were like their own universe, teeming with stars dazzling with supernovas. They gleamed with a sort of fondness that made your heart burst. Out of all the boys on this Earth, this one was yours. And you were undoubtedly his.

"Got any New Year's resolutions?" you asked, absentmindedly combing your fingers through his hair. You relished the way he leaned into the touch like he was completely spellbound by you.

"Just one."

You tilted your head. "And that is...?"

He softly dragged his thumb across your cheek, moving in to close the distance between the two of you. When he spoke, his breath ghosted warmly against your lips.

"To spend another amazing year with you, my love."

Midnight had come and gone, yet Jungwon pulled you in for another kiss anyways.

[novacqnes]

Ive been craving Sevika so bad lately it’s driving me insane. Can I please get an intimate moment with fem reader and Sevika. Maybe it turns into something steamy?

—intimacy with sevika

warning: smut; fingering, masturbation (top!sevika)

pairing: sevika x fem reader

a/n: ofc, thank you for the request! (and sorry for the wait 😭)

absolutely nothing beats the feeling of being wrapped in sevika’s arms. 

she’d never admit it— but it was her favorite part of the day. it was truly the only time she got to really be intimate and vulnerable with you as she spent most of her day picking up slack for silco and narrowly avoiding injuries. so when she trudged through into the dimly lit room at midnight she expected nothing less. 

“long day?” 

she sighed, “something like that, i’m exhausted.” her eyes quickly brushed over you. a small grin spread across her lips once she noticed the scented candles placed in the corner of the room sweetly filling the air. 

“come lay down with me.”

“are you trying to seduce me?” she mumbled in response, collapsing onto your lap. you ran one hand through her dark hair the other over her shoulders. she could feel herself slowly unwind as you caressed her upper body, tracing gentle motions up and down her skin— loving every second of it. 

you giggled, “no, i just missed you.” 

“me too,” sevika hummed, the warmth from your body and the soft king sized bed soothing her. she reached for one of your hands bringing it to her lips as she pressed countless small kisses to them. each one expressing her desire for you. 

“i’ve been thinking about this all day,” you whispered. 

“why?”

sevika shifted, lifting her body from your lap. she turned so that you were now face to face. her hands traveled down your back and to the side of your thigh, gently squeezing them in her palms. 

as you looked back something about her gaze was mesmerizing. you couldn’t help but lose yourself in her eyes each time. and it took sevika clearing her throat to bring you back to reality. 

she smirked, “i asked you why?”

“it’s the only time we get to be alone, you know, no distractions.”

“mhm,” sevika nodded, trailing the band of your pants. she pulled you further onto the bed with her so that both of you were laying down. her hands continued to trace down your body teasingly until she reached your lower abdomen. her fingers hovered around the area, looking to you for an answer before continuing. 

you hesitated, “thought you said you were tired?” 

“not that tired.” she purred, her voice laced with arousal. 

“then keep going.”

sevika wasted no time spitting into her hand before slipping it in your pants. the pad of her finger gently made contact with your clit, rubbing tauntingly slow circles. 

“fuck….” 

you threw your head back squeezing your eyelids shut as she continued her steady pace, not once removing her eyes from you. 

the desire stirred between your legs as sevika applied more pressure brushing her soft lips against your ear. her breath became labored as she fought to keep herself under control, wanting to prolong the experience for as long as possible. 

“sev please….” you shuttered, peeling your eyes open. something about eye contact with sevika, especially during sex felt surreal. it was intense, amplifying the pleasure to an intoxicating level. 

“what?” she teased, settling at a frustratingly slow speed. causing the aching pleasure to steadily build inside of you. sevika looked down as you became a whining mess, desperately moving your hips against her hand to chase your orgasm. 

you cried, “please f-faster—“ gasping once you felt her index finger enter your dripping pussy. she used her thumb to continue rubbing your sensitive clit, this time at a frantic pace. 

“like that?” 

you nodded, craning your neck to the side to roughly kiss her, a series of moans mixed with obscenities left your lips. sevika slipped in another finger curving them upward in order to press against your g-spot.

“shit—yes don’t stop.” you pleaded, as white hot lust filled your body, clouding your vision with tears.

“taking my fingers so well, baby.”

sevika adored watching her fingers hit your spots just right causing your body to tremble beside her. she could feel you get closer as your pussy wrapped around her so nicely. she couldn’t get enough of your cries filling the room bringing her immense satisfaction. 

she persistently applied even more pressure to your erogenous zones watching you unravel beneath her. she pressed passionate kisses to your exposed neck desperately needing to bring you over the edge. 

“i’m so close,” you gasped, feeling a knot rapidly form within you as the pleasure exceeded new heights. sevika reached an unfathomable pace, her tongue trailing over the soft skin of your neck. 

the knot quickly unraveled, shockwaves pulsed through your body, you cried out as you came all over her fingers, your arousal completely drenching your pants. 

“you did so good y/n,” she praised, slipping her fingers from you. she leaned down to kiss you sloppily, holding you in her strong arms. 

“i’m gonna get a towel and some new pants okay? i’ll be right back.”

you nodded, sliding your wet ones off as sevika walked away. you settled under the blankets as you waited for her to get back you couldn’t help but feel the fatigue set in. the sweet aroma from the candles only urging you to doze off even more.

when she came back you were half naked and comfortably fast asleep. a fondness swept over her as she gently wiped the sweat from your forehead, careful not to wake you up. after she was done she joined you on the bed wrapping you securely within her arms, falling asleep along with you.

[elsfairy]

OMG OMG ok so like what if sev like was dealing with a really drunk reader and (when you say things when your drunk their sober thoughts) SO LIKE reader is saying all these nice things about Sevika and how much they want her baby’s and get married to her and how drop dead gorgeous she really is while laying in her bed and then at the end reader climbs on top of sev and raps their arms around her neck nuzzling their head into the crook of her neck. And whispers to her “I really mean all of this cause Ik you think I’m only saying it cause I’m sooooooo tipsyyyy *giggle* goodnight sevyyyy” and they like pass out. I wonder how sev would react. I was wondering if you could write this thought I have into like scenarios or a fanfic if not that’s totally fine I completely understand YOUR WRITINGS ARE AMAZING I LOVE THEM 💗💗💗💗 sending lots of loveee to youuu hun!

a/n: I love love love love this pls 😭 i would have done modern!sevika but.... also, sorry this is taking so long to get out, im not okay mentally, and the amount of times I have redone this bc it sucked makes me sick. slightly tweaked some stuff but it's there i swear. Idk how i feel about this i won't lie. ilysm w/c: 1.1k

───── LIQUORED UP

First of all, out of the two, Sevika can handle her alcohol so much better than you. So after a few glasses of whatever you had chosen to drink, you're already giggly and hammered by her side, mumbling out random sentences that make no sense but, you're happy, she can see you're happy and enjoying yourself.

"C'mon Sweetheart, drink some water then we can go home yeah? That's it, gotta take care of my girl"

You're extra clingy whenever you drink, so even though you were drunk out of your mind, you both knew it was going to take a little longer to leave the bar, and go home. she's protective of you anyway, but knowing you're drunk she's more protective, holding you close to her, keeping her hand on your lower back. although if you can barely stand, then she's carrying you in her strong arms. (yummy)

You know when a kid likes to run off because they've seen something that makes them happy? You're like that, all excited and gushy about everything, so she has to make sure to hold onto you just a little tighter, pushing people away just to be able to get you out the bar, and on the right path to your home. she could literally lose you amongst people so she needs to take extra precaution.

"Vika, don't wanna move.."

"Hey, i know, but won't it feel good to get home and be warm? it's not that much further"

I can imagine the slow walk home, she's holding you up and guiding you the whole way. chuckling but smiling at how much you're stumbling, obviously she won't let you fall but she just thinks it's cute :( and the way you're rambling about stuff that still makes no sense? girl got it bad for you.

drunk as hell, giggly as fuck but to her you looked so free and so beautiful. sure your makeup was now ruined because of how much you laughed and the tears staining your now rosy cheeks from crying because you had laughed so much, so hard but she's never seen you be such a free spirit in this world. you were truly the definition of perfection.

it wasn't long until she had taken it upon herself to carry you the rest of the way home like she did every time you got drunk. worried you'd end up falling and severely hurting yourself. it was like having your guardian angel. she truly did protect you, even more in a vulnerable state. "you're so strong, Vika.." You'd mutter, giggling into the skin of her neck, oblivious to the sudden heat rising there.

"yeah? does it impress you, Sweet?"

"mhm, all the time.."

it was a gentlewoman thing she did, she will neve lets you untie or take off your own shoes. that was her job, and always do things for you when you weren't completely 100% there. your drunk brain had you swaying, hand on her broad shoulder, trying to keep yourself up as she carefully slipped them off your sore feet, shoving them by the door. so gentle and caring towards you. "so kind to me, what would i do without you, Sev?"

"sleep without me pestering you for a kiss before i go to work every morning is a start. Go and get these clothes off, I'll bring you some water and something to eat, sober you up a little alright?"

the room was cold, too cold for your liking but that was your own fault for leaving the window wide open, knowing Sevika would complain about the chill, still though without a doubt would cuddle you to warm you up. she was so loving towards you, even if you did have days where you were a brat, endlessly annoying the shit out of her. she never shouted at you, or complained, she just loved you and took care of you.

"Hey, got your snacks and water. lemme take your makeup first then you can eat this, and sleep, okay?"

Another thing she did, won't even let you take your own makeup because she simply enjoyed doing that for you. you were also drunk as fuck so you would miss every patch. you watched in awe, watched the way she was quick to rush into the bathroom, coming back seconds later with a damp cloth. "Vika, can i tell you something..?"

She found it amusing you spoke like you were trying to tell her some sort of secret, but shook her head amused anyway. "give me a minute Sweetness, gotta get this off your face. you'll wakeup and cry if i don't"

the movement of the cloth against your face was slow, gentle even. she never rushed this part, she adored the way you looked at her with soft wide eyes, a small pout and overly entranced with her. loved to stroke your face, admiring you. booping your nose, adored the giggle she gained from her action. "You're so beautiful Vika.." you sigh, poking her cheek.

"Me? you should see you, angel"

alcohol made you more tired than usual, so it wasn't a surprise to Sevika when you crawled onto her body, snuggling your face into her neck, that deep blush returning on your face when she pulls you more into her chest. "Vika can i tell you now?"

"Right, of course Sweet"

"Just really want you to know that i think you are so beautiful.. i don't know why you don't accept my compliments or whatever.. but i hope you know that I'm telling the truth.. I'd never lie to you.. you're so pretty.. so pretty i want to cry when someone else looks at you, but i can't blame them.. you're the prettiest of all pretty things.. you wanna know something else? wanna marry you Vika, you make me feel so safe and loved.. you're so kind and gentle with me.. i wanna wake up to know you're my wife.. wanna have children with you.. grow up so they can be strong like you are.. kind like you are.. really want a family with you Vika.. love you so much.."

the abrupt end to your giggle told her your ass somehow quickly fell asleep, head snuggled right in the crook of her neck, your breath fanning her now hot skin. she didn't ignore your compliments, she loved them but she kept it hidden because she's never been told how beautiful she is. until she met you.

her heart was beating way too fast, the heat on her face was oblivious to you in your deep slumber but she felt warm. your words warmed her heart. you have had this feeling and thought for a while? to marry her? you wanted to start a family with her? have children together? the hand on your back halted, and lips grazed your forehead.

"I'd marry and have a family with you in a heartbeat, Sweetheart"

[sacredsnape]

Hi lovely ♡♡

Can I please request a soft smut oneshot where Snape's girlfriend is a virgin and he's super sweet and gentle with her during their first time? Thank you!

Hi anon <3 thank you for this cute (and smutty) request!

Genre: smut

Warnings: soft dom!Sev, sub!reader, praise kink, size kink, loss of virginity, experienced Sev, fingering, oral (f receiving), unprotected sex, gentle sex, aftercare, mentions of masturbation

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You've been dating Severus for about five months now, yet the furthest you've ever gone with him is a handful of heated makeout sessions and groping random parts of each other.

You craved him; you wanted to feel more than just his lips kissing your neck and his large hand squeezing your thighs. You wanted to feel him, all of him.

However, you were a virgin and frankly too embarrassed to tell Severus this.

To suffice, you created the habit of waiting until he went to bed to masturbate; you'd sprawl out on the sofa and slip two fingers inside of your aching core, your free hand clamped over your mouth as you stifled your moans, imagining that it was Severus's big cock thrusting into you instead.

You knew that he was big, judging by the visible imprint in his trousers and sweatpants. This made you even more nervous to talk to him about having sex, as you were scared that it would hurt.

However, everything changed one fateful October evening, when you and Severus were snuggling closely in your shared chambers at Hogwarts.

He was reading to you, his slender fingers combing through your hair as the deep timbre of his voice lulled you. Being so close to him and inhaling his strong, sweet scent whilst being kept warm by his body heat and the fireplace in the corner, caused a pool of heat to begin to build in the pit of your stomach.

"Sev?" you mumbled, biting your lip as your boyfriend made eye contact with you. His dark eyes and intense gaze always turned you into a puddle.

"Yes, my sweet girl?" he smiled, placing a bookmark on the page he had left off on. He set the book to the side and awaited your response, his smile only growing.

He placed a hand on your cheek and leaned forward to kiss you, and you audibly whimpered, already so worked up from desiring him for so long.

"Oh?" Severus cocked an eyebrow at you, smirking. "Someone likes being kissed." He pressed his lips to your cheek and you giggled, his words ebbing away some of your anxiety.

"I um," you began, rubbing the back of your neck nervously. "Can I ask you something?"

"Of course, darling," Severus replied, laying back to look at you.

You inhaled deeply, summoning up all of your courage before meekly asking him, "Would it bother you if I was a virgin?"

Severus made a face of surprise, clearly taken aback by your question. Your heart sank; Severus hummed thoughtfully for a moment before he shook his head.

"It wouldn't bother me at all, sweetheart. Why are you asking? Is it because you're a-"

"Yes," you cut in, your cheeks flushed red. "I am, and I want to have sex with you if that's okay."

You said this all very quickly, yet Severus managed to catch every word.

"Yeah? My pretty girl wants to have sex with me?" he chuckled, pressing his forehead to yours. Your breath hitched and you licked your lips, nodding shyly.

"I'm just scared that it'll hurt, and I don't want to disappoint you or anything because I won't know what I'm doing," you confessed, your heart pounding as Severus's fingers trailed along the column of your throat. You wouldn't be surprised if he could feel your rapid pulse in your throat.

"I'll be gentle with you, love," Severus promised, his fingers enclosing around your chin. He tilted your head up and pressed his lips to yours, making you whimper again.

"I've only had sex once before," Severus said as he pulled away, "and I promise to make your first time special."

If you weren't so unbelievably horny right now, you would've cried out of gratefulness for Severus.

"Thank you," you whispered, your words being swallowed as Severus returned his mouth to yours.

He rolled on top of you, holding himself up with his arms. He kissed you deeply, slowly, his clothed knee gently pressing in between your legs.

You gasped against his mouth, the new friction sending a new wave of arousal through you. "Sev," you whined, your chest heaving as he applied more pressure with his knee.

"Does that feel good?" he asked you huskily. He sounded and looked so good, his eyes half-lidded and his lips parted. A light blush colored his sallow skin, and his hair was disheveled from laying down earlier.

"It feels really good," you answered, trying your hardest not to grind against his knee. You wanted to make the moment last and come all over his cock, not his knee.

Severus lowered himself and pressed his body flush to yours, enveloping you in his warmth. His hand found its way between your legs and he pressed two fingers against your sweatpants, his eyes widening when he felt that they were soaked.

"Gosh, baby, you're already dripping," he murmured, sounding amazed. "I want to taste you."

"You want to taste me?" you asked him, breathless.

Severus nodded, pecking your cheek. "Only if you want me to, baby. I won't do anything that makes you uncomfortable."

"I want you to do it," you said, feeling more confident now. You made to tug your bottoms off but Severus stopped you.

"I'll take everything off, okay? Just relax." He smiled at you and carefully slid your top off over your head, moaning softly as he saw your breasts for the first time.

"So pretty," he admired, leaving wet kisses all across your chest. He licked one of your hardening nipples and you cried out, pulling on his hair.

"Aw, is my precious girl sensitive?" Severus cooed, beginning to tug down your sweatpants and underwear.

"Yes," you whimpered, squirming underneath him as he continued to work his tongue and mouth on your breasts.

He sucked and licked, drawing the prettiest sounds from you as you pulled on his hair. His tongue was so good, and you couldn't wait to feel it in other places.

"Spread your legs," Severus instructed you and you listened, spreading your legs as wide as you could. He removed the remainder of your clothing and then set back on his heels, admiring your nude body.

"You're a work of art," he sighed dreamily, laying down on his stomach. He placed your legs over his shoulders, gingerly kissing your inner thighs.

"I'm so wet for you," you blushed, timidly rubbing your clit and moaning quietly. Severus watched you, an almost hungry look in his eyes. You looked away, becoming flustered under his gaze.

"Do you want me to make love to you with my tongue, princess?" Severus asked you, his face inching closer to your pussy.

You nodded eagerly, spreading your folds for him with two fingers.

"I can't hear you, doll. Use your words."

You huffed and pouted at him, and Severus smirked in amusement. "I want you to make love to me with your tongue," you stated, loud and clear.

"Good girl," Severus praised, his lips trailing along the apex of your thighs. You were trembling with excitement, knotting your fingers in his thick hair and waiting for him to press his tongue against your-

"Oh," you gasped softly when Severus pressed his tongue flat against your slit. It was a feeling like no other; his tongue was warm and heavy against you, and your fingers faltered on your clit, too stunned by the new feeling of pleasure to continue.

"Feel good?" Severus asked you, his voice muffled. He had his face completely pressed into you, his nose nudging against your clit.

You tried to speak, but no sound came out. Instead, you released a shaky moan that let Severus know that it indeed felt good.

Severus licked a long stripe from your entrance to clit and you cried out, your thighs clamping tightly around his head.

"Relax, angel," he comforted you, pulling himself free from the confinements of your thighs. You caught a glimpse of his shiny, wet lips and moaned shamelessly, aroused at the fact that he had you all over his lips.

"Sev, Sev," you mumbled, your brain feeling fuzzy as you struggled to take all of the new pleasure at once.

"Baby, baby," Severus laughed in response, sucking lightly on your clit. Your back arched off of the bed and your entire body shook, your eyes slamming closed.

"Your pussy is so pretty, Y/N. It tastes even better," Severus moaned appreciatively, licking your clit enthusiastically. "You're such a good girl for me."

"I'm your good girl," you breathed, your sentence being broken by your own moans. You clenched hopelessly around nothing and you whined.

"What is it?" Severus questioned as he heard you whine. "Tell me, pretty baby."

"Need something inside of me," you pouted, looking down at Severus and gasping at the sight between your thighs; his tongue was splayed out across your swollen clit, his face set with concentration.

You wanted to engrave the image into your mind and keep it there forever.

"Of course you do. My angel knows what she wants." Severus pressed a loving kiss to your clit before dragging his fingers along your slit, coating them in your arousal.

"I'm going to put a finger inside of you, okay? Tell me if it hurts at all," Severus warned you, positioning his finger at your entrance.

You debated on telling him that you've fingered yourself before and that you were used to the feeling, but you didn't want to ruin the moment for him. You simply nodded and spread your legs wider, causing them to ache in the new position that they were in.

Severus slowly slipped one finger inside of you, massaging your walls with it. It was such a familiar feeling, reminding you of the times you'd fuck yourself delirious on the sofa.

"More," you pleaded, craving more friction and feeling. You played with Severus's locks, loving the way that his hair framed his face.

"Eager baby," Severus hummed, kissing your clit again for good measure. "Are you sure?"

"Please, Sev."

Severus carefully inserted another finger and the stretch was wonderful. You felt yourself spasming around him as he resumed licking your clit, his fingers working in and out of you at a steady pace.

A familiar tightness began to coil in your lower stomach and you tapped on Severus's arm, moaning weakly.

"I'm close, but I don't want to come on your fingers," you panted, brushing your hair out of your eyes. "I want- I want to come on your cock."

Severus's tongue halted on your clit and his fingers stopped moving. He raised his eyebrows at you, his lips curving into a smirk.

"Okay, beautiful. I'll give you my cock." Severus pulled away, removing his fingers from your pussy. You felt achingly empty and pulled Severus towards you by his hips, kissing him desperately. You could taste yourself, and you tasted almost sweet.

"Want you to fuck me. Please please please," you begged, nearly in tears from how badly you wanted him.

"I need you to tell me if anything hurts, okay?" Severus told you as he worked on removing his clothing. He slid off his coat first and you reached out to feel his rough, scarred skin, sitting up to kiss and worship his chest. Severus groaned softly, stroking your hair as he watched you with eyes full of love.

Your hands fell to the buttons of his trousers and you looked up at him through your lashes, wordlessly asking him if you could take his trousers off for him.

Severus nodded, watching with bated breath as you unbuttoned his trousers. You slid them down past his thighs, tentatively reaching out a hand to cup his hard length over his boxers.

He was so big, and he throbbed against your hand as you palmed his cock curiously.

"What if it doesn't fit?" you worriedly asked Severus as you pulled his boxers down, your eyes widening as his cock sprang free. The head leaked pre-cum and a long, thick vein ran along the underside of his shaft; overall, he was long and oh so thick, and your mouth practically watered at the sight of him.

"We'll make it fit, sweetheart," Severus assured you, leaning down to kiss you. He kept his lips on yours as he pressed you back into the bed, grabbing your thighs and placing your legs around his small waist.

He gathered some of your wetness on his fingers, lathering his cock in it. Your chest was rising and falling quickly, anticipating the moment that Severus finally slipped inside of you.

"Ready?" Severus murmured as he lined himself up with your entrance, breathing heavily. He was struggling to compose himself, already on the brink of coming undone just from seeing you laid out for him.

"Ready," you confirmed, planting a kiss on his nose and then the corner of his mouth. "I love you."

"I love you more, darling," Severus replied tenderly. You were about to protest that you loved him more, when the head of his cock slipped past your folds and you fell silent.

"Deep breaths, sunshine," he whispered, caressing your face. You took deep breaths, your brow drawn tight. "There you go, just like that."

Severus slipped in inch by inch, tracing the shape of a heart onto your cheek with his nose. You giggled, hooking your arms around the back of his neck and waiting for him to bottom out.

When he did, you and him moaned in unison. You were being stretched in every way possible, your walls expanding to fit all of him. His cock fit inside you so perfectly, like it was meant to be there.

"S-Sev," you stammered, clawing lightly at his back. You felt so good and so full that breathing normally almost became an impossible task.

"I know, baby, I know," Severus soothed you, his thumb rubbing circles into your clit to ease you up. "Tell me when to move."

You raked your nails up and down his back, concentrating on your breathing and the pressure already building in your stomach. You felt like the head of his cock was hitting your cervix, or maybe you were just imagining things because you were so aroused.

Either way, you wondered how you could have gone so long without Severus buried deep inside of you.

"You can move now, handsome," you let Severus know, smiling up at him and stroking his cheek.

Severus nodded swiftly, pulling out and pushing back in, cursing at how good and warm you felt around him.

"You feel incredible," he whimpered, thrusting gently in and out of you. "You're so perfect."

You bit slightly into his shoulder, causing him to hiss out in pain. He snapped his hips against yours and you let out a feeble cry, muffling your moans as you hid your face in his shoulder.

"Someone's shy." Severus pulled you closer, thrusting into you at the perfect pace and angle. "You're too cute."

You felt swallowed whole by Severus being on top of you, his cock reaching so deep. You rolled your head back onto your pillow, giving Severus a full view of your blissed-out expression.

"It feels so good," you moaned to him, reaching around for his hand. His hand that wasn't on your clit found yours, and he held your hand as he filled your senses with nothing but him.

"You're taking me so well, love. You're absolutely gorgeous," Severus groaned, rubbing faster circles into your clit. "My good girl, the best girl."

Your heart swelled at his praise, rocking your hips in time with his. He thrusted faster yet remained gentle, not wanting to hurt you.

"You're so deep. I can feel you in my tummy," you said with an airy giggle, already feeling so fucked out. The sounds of wet skin slapping against wet skin and gruff moans filled your ears, and it's all you wanted to hear for the rest of your life.

"Mmm," Severus hummed in response, leaning into your neck and kissing the skin there. He grabbed your hand and pressed it down on your tummy, and you gasped when you actually felt him there.

"I'm going to fill you up. Would you like that, honey?" Severus thrusted firmly to emphasize his words.

"God, yes. Please, I'm so close." Your legs trembled around his waist and you kissed him needily, the tip of your tongue brushing against his.

Severus rubbed your clit hard and fast, his skin shining with sweat from his extertion. He pulled your legs against his chest and the new angle made your eyes flutter. "Fuck, Y/N, I'm coming."

You felt Severus release inside of you, his warm seed filling you to the brim. It was an amazing feeling, and it made you feel even more connected and close with him.

"Me too, fuck!" you cursed, your mouth falling open in a harsh moan of Severus's name. You came hard, squeezing around his cock and draining him of every last drop of his cum. Orgasmic bliss coursed through you and your entire body convulsed, creaming all over him.

Severus's fingers slowed on your clit until you were whimpering and clutching onto him, all the breath knocked out of you.

"I loved that so much," you admitted cheekily, your inner thighs sticky and wet as yours and Severus's cum dripped out of you.

"I'm so glad that you did. You were so good for me." Severus smothered your face in kisses, rolling his hips into you once more before pulling out, rubbing the head of his dripping cock on your overstimulated clit.

You whined at the overstimulation and Severus shushed you with a kiss, picking you up in his arms.

"I'll run us a bath and we'll snuggle afterwards, yeah?" Severus suggested, securing you in his arms so that you wouldn't fall.

You agreed and Severus carried you into the bathroom, setting you down on the bathroom counter and turning on the bath. He filled it with colorful bubbles, waited until it was warm enough, and then you and him got in.

You pressed your back to his chest and let his hands wander, grinning when he began to massage your thighs.

"I love you more, by the way," you said as Severus washed your hair with a sweet smelling shampoo.

Severus playfully rolled his eyes and grinned, holding you close. "I beg to differ, but I'll let you win this time, beautiful."

[whataperfectwasteoftime]

I know you've probably received alot of asks for the Marcus Pike and kink game... but I was thinking he has a serious Jones to finally see his partner pregnant. Specifically cause he turned on by the fact she carrying his child... she has a part of him in her. After everything he went thru now he knows someone wants part of him forever. And it just turns him on to the point he can't keep his hands to himself..

Marcus Pike, my possessive little shit [affectionate].

We've already established the man's got a breeding kink a mile wide, but ohhhhohohoho, once you actually start trying to have children with this man?

He's so unhinged about it that it honestly drives you crazy.

(18+ smut under the cut. talk of pregnancy and babies. duh.)

It doesn't take long for you to get pregnant. At all. Marcus fucks you every day, multiple times a day, for the entire month. Ovulation charts? Who the fuck cares--he'll fuck you so many times that there's never a minute of any day that you aren't stuffed full of him. You're exhausted. You're not sure how he isn't. But when you miss your period, he starts all over again. He can't keep his hands off of you for a second.

"Marcus," you say with a breathless laugh the third time he reaches for you that night. "It already took, baby."

"I can't help it," he whispers. "You're... you're mine and we're gonna have a baby, and it's mine, and it's like... shit, it's like there's a part of me that's always inside you and--"

"Shhh," you soothe him gently, guiding him inside you yet again. "I know. It's okay."

"Gonna have a family," he mumbles into your neck as he starts to rock his hips into you. "Gonna--fuck--have so many babies with you."

"H-How many?" you ask with a little laugh that ends in a soft cry as he rubs up against something devastatingly sensitive inside you.

"I dunno, three," he says breathlessly, not slowing down his thrusts, "or... or four, or five, or six, or sev--"

"Marcus!" you squeal, giggling.

"As many as you'll give me," he admits hastily. "As many as you want. Anything you want baby, I'll give you--fuck, anything, just--"

"Shh," you whisper again. You take Marcus's face in your palms, stroking his cheekbones with your thumbs. "I want that," you reassure him. "I'll give you as many as I can, yeah?"

"So good to me," he murmurs, dropping his forehead to rest against yours. "So good to me, so good, so good--"

You feel a splash of wetness on your cheek, and you hold him tighter.

[robynlilyblack]

Did she just kiss Snape?

Severus Snape x fem! reader

Part 2 to Worth the wait

[Requested – see request here]

Summary: Everyone finds out about the y/n and Severus’ relationship

Warnings: swearing, mentions of food and sex, kissing

A/n: 1.4k words, Remus and Sirius are professors and also lil bit of wolfstar because i couldn’t resist x

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You kept your relationship a secret even though you had signed the disclosure, you weren’t ready, well, Severus wasn’t for this to be public just yet. Only people who knew were Dumbledore, McGonagall and the two meddling students that helped get you together. You agreed to keep it quiet, for one it was kinda exciting sneaking around, especially almost getting caught making out in his potion’s storeroom, and two, you understood that this would cause a tidal wave of gossip amongst the students, as well as some of your fellow professors

A few months had passed now and no one had found out, there were rumours that two professors were doing it but considering there were two other professors that were married, many assumed it was just some first years that hadn’t caught on yet that were spreading them.

You were currently seated at your desk while the class did some private study when there was a light knock at the door followed by your man walking in “How can I help you Professor?” Hi Sev, you leave your thoughts open

His lips quirk up ever so slightly, hi love, you hear his voice in your head “I need some…” he trails off hearing a snigger from someone in the class

You just watch in amusement as he moves himself behind the giggling students who clearly are so distracted with whatever it was they were talking about to notice him. It’s only when one of them feels his presence do they look over their shoulder, instantly stopping their laughter as they go wide eyed, their friend noticing and following a similar reaction squeaking out a ‘sir’

“What’s so amusing? Perhaps you would like to share it with the class?” he crosses his arms, merlin sevy give them a break

You enjoy it too, don’t lie, he glances at you to which you smile before he returns his gaze to the students that are still scrambling to give an answer

“Professor I think you’d terrorised my class enough for one sitting” you announce in a playful tone, earning giggles from the rest of the class and relived sighs from the two students

You’re too soft, he notes as he walks up to your desk “I need to borrow something from your storeroom for my next class” he says vaguely and quietly

You nod “Of course” you then turn to the class “No funny business” you point at them with a smile before leading him into the storeroom

As the door creaks closed you turn to him “So what to you need?” you ask looking around

“Funny business” he says plainly with a smile before he cups your cheeks and brings your lips to his

You accept it right away, you come here just for a kiss or is this just a happy coincidence, you think as your lips move in sync

The first, he confesses as his hands drift from your cheeks to your waist giving it a light squeeze

You kiss for a little while before you pull away “We should get back before they send in a rescue party” you joke moving to fix your robes, looking in the glass of one of the cabinets to check your hair and face to make sure it didn’t look like you spent the last two minutes making out

As you are about to leave you grab a random box “Here take this” you hand it to him

“What is it?” he eyes it

“No clue been in there for years…be hilarious if it was some evil…” he looks at you sceptically “Fine it’s an empty box” you concede earning you one last peck to the lips before you both head out

As you walk out the class looks up, two familiar faces eyeing you and smiling amongst themselves while the rest just seem to be fearful of your boyfriends next move “Thank you Professor y/l/n” he says formally, bye love

“Bye Sevy” you say before closing your eyes as you realised you said that out loud and not only that but out of habit kissed his cheek, fuck I’m so sorry, you apologise to him

“SEVY!” someone exclaims in shock

“Did she just kiss Snape” you hear another whisper rather loudly to their friend

I’m going to go, he thinks as he walks out rather fast leaving you cringing, before he closes the door he gives you a look that lets you know he’s not upset it’s just you’ve always been better with people

“Are you two a couple?” one girl asks

You let out a nervous laugh before you compose yourself and hop on the front of your desk “Yes” the class gasps “Now I will never allow this again but you may ask me anything you want…” you say to which the class’ eyes light up “within reason” you ask to which one boy in the back lowers his hand

Over the next hour you had around a million questions:

“When did it happen” “Around 3 months ago”

“How did it happen?” “You can ask Caleb and Tamara”

“Do you two love each other?” “Yes”

“Are you getting married” “Maybe one day”

“Does Dumbledore know?” “Yes”

“Were you kissing in the storeroom just now?” “No comment”

It was safe to say by the time dinner rolled around the whole school knew, or had least heard a rumour about it although most didn’t seem to believe it. As you made your way to dinner you took your seat next to Severus with Remus on your other side and Sirius who seemed to have purposely made Flitwick move to sit with his husband

“You two heard the rumours?” Remus says casually with a smile

Severus gives an annoyed hum while you just nod your head “Yes we have” you answer for the two of you

“Apparently they saw you two making out” Sirius says “I mean I understand that we have similar hair but I’m frankly offended they’ve mistaken my luscious locks for yours Snape” he notes to which you and Remus let out little laughs

Sorry Sevy, you think, if it helps I think your hairs nicer, his is all curly too high maintenance, you see his lips turn up slightly

The rest of dinner you were sure Severus was going to kill Sirius for chatting so much, usually Sirius sat further down the table and annoyed Minerva but today he obviously couldn’t help himself

You had to admit the fact he didn’t believe it was rather comical but also annoying, Sev?, you think while Remus was talking about something with Sirius, which you were sure he was only doing to let you and Severus have a break

Yeah?

Can we tell people or do you want this to remain a rumour? You ask not looking at him

You feel his gaze on you, as he traced your features he realised that he didn’t want to hide you anymore, yes, we can tell people

You break out in a smile that makes his heart bursts “Well boys it’s been a pleasure but I have plans to get to” you announce catching Sirius and Remus’ attention before you turn to Severus with mischief “Bye Sevy” you lean forward giving him a lingering kiss to the lips before standing up, ignoring the gasps from not only the students that saw it but the two men next to you

“No fucking way” Sirius whispers to himself with a confused smile

You can see the little blush creeping on your boyfriends’ cheeks as you are about to leave, before you go you lean back over his shoulder “I’ll wear the green one tonight” you whisper but it’s loud enough for the other two to hear

While you walk away you revel in their shocked expressions and you are sure if your man wasn’t bright red before he sure as merlin was now “Snape finally got laid” Sirius says after a while “How the hell did you bag her” he shakes his head while Remus just smiles in a pleased shock

“Could ask you the same thing” he replies before standing up “Now if you’ll excuse me I have a prior engagement” he notes before walking off to follow you and you were in a lot of trouble for that little stunt

Remus chuckles before turning to look at his husband “He’s right by the way” he a little smugly earning a playful nudge “You owe prongs and Lils 5 gallons by the way” he adds

“What?” he looks confused before he huffs remembering “Fuck”

[ensnapemysenses]

Ok I’ve had this sweet idea for a while, but severus and you babysitting baby harry {Sirius is not in prison and he trusts you even tho he still dislike sev} and Harry just keeps feeding him his candies or demanding his attention, he plays with you and just full on fluffy fluff and baby fever hehe 🤍

Babysitting with Snape

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: Severus x Reader

Masterlist

You were Sirius’s first choice to babysit his godson Harry, of whom he is the full legal guardian now. However much Sirius trusts you, he still does not like Severus, your partner, but you refuse to watch Harry alone since he can be quite the handful and you are not very experienced in childcare. Today was no different, Sirius was out on some business with the Order and you and Severus were babysitting little Harry.

It had been a relatively easy evening so far so you didn’t feel guilty leaving Severus alone with Harry for a few moments while you went down the street to pick up some dinner and a few snacks. When you arrive back you hear laughter flowing out into the entryway from the living room. You quietly close the door behind you and peer into the doorway.

Severus is seated in a cozy armchair with Harry seated on his lap facing him. On the table beside the chair lies a bag of gummy candies that Harry likes to snack on. Harry is giggling as he shoves a candy in his mouth and then grabs another one which he holds out to Severus. Severus gladly takes the offering from him and pops it into his mouth. This must have been going on for some time because the bag is almost empty. You smile and chuckle at the sight of Severus enjoying his time spent with Harry.

“I see you two got along well while I was away,” you chuckle as you walk through the room to the kitchen where you set down the bags.

Severus blushes. “He seems to quite like me, don’t you think?” he asks picking Harry up as he walks over to your side. Harry giggles and babbles to himself in Sev’s arms before cuddling down deeper.

“I believe he does!” you hum as you set up the table for dinner and place Harry in his high chair. “There, we are all set! Let’s eat!”

After dinner, you sit on the floor and play with Harry while Severus tidies up the kitchen. “Peek-a-boo!” you exclaim, uncovering your face and Harry laughs and claps his hand each time you do it. When you start to build a tower out of his ABC blocks, he knocks it down. “Oh no!” you exclaim, “It fell over!”

Your playtime with Harry is soon cut short when Severus enters the room again, immediately drawing Harry’s attention. Harry crawls over to Sev and reaches his arms up in the air. Severus sighs and bends down to pick him up before retreating back to the cozy armchair. After a while, Harry falls asleep in Sev’s arms.

“What do I do? He’s fallen asleep!” Severus whispers so as to not wake him.

“You could go put him down for the night in his crib? Sirius will be home soon anyway,” you suggest.

Severus attempts to get up but Harry whines in his sleep causing him to freeze. “I think I’m stuck like this until Sirius returns,” he muses, smiling to himself.

“It seems so,” you chuckle. “You know, you’d make a great father.”

Severus furls his eyebrows. “You don’t mean that, do you?”

“Of course! I mean it, Sev! You are a natural with kids!”

Severus glances down at Harry sleeping contently in his arms. “I never really considered having kids of my own, not until we started babysitting. I suppose I could consider having one or two,” he chuckles.

“Would you like to try for our own?” you ask timidly.

Severus looks at you, then at Harry, and then back to you. “Perhaps,” he drawls.

[archangeldyke-all]

Okay first time I regust something.

So the principal call Sev and reader to the office cause little fucker have been in a fight. Cause she defended herself for a bully(like she taught, come on she’s Sevs daughter)

The bully has been bullying her. She ignores it but when the bully does anything to her friends BOOM

LOVE THIS

men and minors dni

you pull up to your daughter's school in a panic, your eyes frantically searching the parking lot for your wife.

sevika's smoking on a bench waiting for you: a habit she's managed to kick unless she's really worried. and she only gets really worried about you and little fucker.

"hi baby" you say as you approach her, wrapping her up in a quick hug.

she tries to hide her cigarette, flicking it away from her body and fanning the air around her. you snort and kiss her head as she hugs you back.

"how's your day goin'?" she asks, taking your hand and walking the two of you toward the school. you scoff.

"was goin' good until i got this call. you?"

"was actually pretty shit. i was sorta glad i had a reason to leave work, until the secretary told me the little shit's bleeding." sevika sighs. you cringe.

your daughter's been having some issues with a girl in her class, a little asshole who seems to think your daughter is an easy target.

your sweet little girl-- despite the fact that sevika's been teaching her self defense and mma since she could walk-- has never done anything to escalate the situations. she just takes the abuse and comes home with tears in her eyes, crying in your or sevika's chest about the stupid little shit who's been terrorizing her.

you've had to talk sevika out of killing the ten year old about five times this month.

but now, as you push into the principal's office and your eyes land on your baby-- her eye swollen shut, her bottom lip puffy and bleeding, her nose broken-- you think tonight sevika might have to be the one holding you back from child-murder.

"oh, baby." sevika whispers. you can hear her heart breaking in her voice. she approaches your daughter carefully, kneeling down in front of the kid and cupping her cheek. "fuck, kid, are you okay?"

your little girl bursts into tears. your heart breaks.

sevika takes a seat beside your daughter, holding her and cooing at her as she pets her hair and lets her cry into her chest. you press a quick kiss to little fucker's head, then turn your angry glare on the principal, sitting in the middle of the room.

"what the fuck happened?" you growl. the old man sighs.

"your daughter attacked her classmate natasha on the playground." he says.

"that stupid bitch natasha's been pushing my kid around for weeks. and if i recall correctly, you did nothing about it 'cause natasha's parents are big donors." you growl, your fingers clenching into fists at your side.

"ma'am, verbal taunts are different from physical violence."

"did you beat her ass, baby?" sevika's voice cuts in. you chuckle as you watch the principal's face fall in horror, and then look over to your family to watch your daughter nod against sevika's shoulder.

"knocked her front teeth out." she mumbles. you burst into laughter, and sevika ruffles her hair.

"atta girl." she praises.

"ladies, please, we can't encourage this kind of behavior in response to some light teasing--"

"it wasn't light teasing, mr. rolla. she was bothering little jamie, the kid with the crutches in my class. kept kicking his crutches out from under him, so i kicked her feet out from under her. see how she'd like it." she grumbles.

you can't contain your smile. sevika can't either. mr. rolla seems appalled.

"so what are you doing to this natasha kid?" you ask the man. he gawks at you.

"n-nothing! natasha is currently at home nursing her injuries, i think she's suffered enough!"

"listen here you piece of sh--"

"sev." you cut your wife off with a hand, and she huffs. your kid giggles a little, and you wink at her before turning your attention back to the principal in front of you. "what's her punishment?" you ask. he sighs.

"suspension for rest of the week."

you shake your head, scoff, then turn your back to the man.

"well kid, looks like you got a week vacation!" you say to your girl. she smiles at you.

"ma'am, it's not a vacation it's meant to be a punis--"

"maybe me and ma'll take work off-- we can have a family week vacation." sevika suggests. your daughter's eyes grow wide, and you grin.

"i like the sound of that, babe, good thinking." you say. "i think we should get ice cream for lunch today, too. something cold to help that swollen lip of yours." you say.

little fucker bursts into giggles, and sevika grins, hoisting your girl up to carry her on her hip, then walking out of the office. you turn to follow them, but stop before you can fully leave, turning around and glaring at the flabbergasted principal sitting in his desk.

"you know mr. rolla, i know that big donors are essential for the school's livelihood, i get why you're goin' so easy on natasha. but... i also know that you and old ms. washington have been hooking up on the regular. and... i happen to know that mrs. rolla gets her hair done on that salon off 54th? on the first of the month, right? it would be a shame if she were to get a visitor at her next hair appointment with some bad news..."

the man in front of you goes deathly pale, and you giggle, turn on your heel, and leave the office.

outside, sevika and your girl are giggling with one another as they wait for you. when the three of you start your trek back outside, sevika grabs your hand and shoots you a questioning look. you giggle, then lean in to whisper in her ear.

"may or may not have threatened to ruin his marriage."

sevika grins, looks both ways down the school hallway, then pulls you into a wet, sloppy kiss. you moan against her lips, and her hand trails down to squeeze your ass.

"moms, stop! you're embarrassing me!" your daughter whines.

you and sevika pull apart with guilty chuckles, then continue to walk your kid out of the building and toward the nearest ice cream shop.

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[sevikasbeloved]

By The Beach (Sevika x reader)

Word count: 1.3k

Listened to this song on repeat while writing!

[friendly for all audiences]

The beach was Sevika’s favourite place. She didn’t go to it often, her job leaving her barren and wasted in Silco’s slums day and night, but when she got the chance she’d go, make a day out of it too.

When she met you, that was the first place she took you. A beautiful mermaid's cove, huge stones that shot out of the sand, colours and patterns that seemed so alien to the cold world you lived in, but there it was.

Sometimes when you couldn’t find Sevika after an argument or a bad day at work you’d go there, to the lonely beach and you’d find her there, sitting on the wet sand, the tide sweeping in and up to her waistline.

You’d sit beside her, sharing the silence as you lay on her shoulder, and she’d let you, then eventually she’d talk, about nothing and everything.

That was the first place she told you about her father, how sick he was, the pain he caused her and how he moulded her into who she was now and as much as she hated him, she loved him just as equally.

She invited you to the beach late in the evening on a warm summer's evening one day. The skies in the undercity were almost star-less, the smog dampening the already humid streets. She told you to meet her there, and so you did.

She never “invited” you there, always took you with her or let you show up on your own. You knew it was important, the cheeky smile on her face dimming the seriousness in her invitation.

You wore a white sundress, almost immediately regretting it as you hurried through the dark streets of Zaun, sticking out like a sore thumb, but you reminded yourself, today was about you and Sevika.

You left the city, the beach entering your horizon as you spotted Sevika standing by the rocks that drew the path towards it, wearing beach shorts and a tank with the most dad sandals you’d ever seen.

She greeted you with the toothiest smile, her hands behind her back as she rocked back and forth on the balls of her feet in excitement causing you to pick up the pace to meet her.

You jumped into her, her arms swinging out to catch your body against hers as she spun you, pressing her lips your your forehead,

“You look beautiful, baby.” She hummed, tightening the hug once before switching the hug out for her hand intertwining with yours.

“So do you, my love.” You responded, rocking into her shoulder as she walked with you to the candlelit scenery before the two of you.

You almost completely stopped in your tracks as your hand flew to your mouth, a gasp still escaping,

“Sev,” you breathed. She turned to you, a nervous look on her face,

“Is it too much?” She asked hesitantly.

“Are you kidding? It’s fucking perfect!” You almost screamed, grabbing her face as you peppered her with kisses,

“I love you, I love you, I love you!” You squealed between kisses. She chuckled, still slightly nervous as her eyes shut, your lips planting kisses against her eyelid.

“Okay okay, let’s sit before the candles fucking burn out,” she giggled, almost as giddy as you were.

You skipped ahead, sitting down on the beautiful Persian rug you kept in your living room, realising you hadn’t even noticed it missing. Your hands ran against the soft fabric as you took in a deep breath, grounding yourself in this moment.

Sevika sat down next to you, and the woven basket, picking out two wine glasses and a fancy (and expensive) red wine - clearly an illegal import by the red stamp on the back of the label.

She poured the two of you a glass, her eyes flickering back to you, as she watched you, watching the sea, the candles and her.

You picked up the glass, holding it towards her, she did the same,

“To us.” She declared, clinking your glass against hers.

“To us,” you repeated, smiling behind the rim of the glass as you took a sip.

You both sat in silence for a while, switching your views from each other to the sea then back again, like you were deciding which one was more worth it (she was).

“Did I ever tell you why the beach is my favourite place?” She said after a while, you shook your head.

“It’s the only place I’ve ever felt calm, really calm, without any pressure to be anyone, when I’m back in the city, they’re all expecting me to be someone, my dad, Silco, everyone.” She said, her eyes and mind wandering to the past, “But then I met you, and you were the first person that made me feel that same calm. I never had to pretend to be someone around you, you just took me as I was.”

Your eyebrows upturned as your face filled with compassion, eyes glossing over as her hand met yours digging into the soft sand grains.

“I’ve spent my whole life expecting people to leave me when they were done with me, but you stayed through it all, through the ugly and the dark shit, you stayed,” She paused, her eyes welling up as her throat tightened, “and I fucking love you so much.”

You were lost for words, your face plastered with a tight lipped smile as you tried your hardest not to sob like a baby in front of her. She knew how much you meant to her, how she saved you, made you smile and laugh again, like you were experiencing life for the first time all over again.

She stood herself up, holding a hand out for you, you took it, standing with her. Your foreheads practically welded together as you swayed to the sound of the ocean.

She stepped back from you, her hands lingering against your waist for a moment before she reached into her beach shorts, taking out a small black box. Your eyes immediately widened, finally catching onto what was going on, your breath halting as you watched her get on one knee.

She wiped a stray tear from her face, opening the box to reveal the most beautiful ring you’d ever seen. The gemstone glistening in the moonlight, you bit your lips so that if this was a dream you’d wake up before you’d never want to leave, but it was real, and she was real.

“Baby,” she said, eliciting a giggle from your lips, to which she smiled,

“Will you marry me?”

The question from her lips felt unreal, the woman you’d love in a million lifetimes affirming your once in a lifetime love,

“Yes, yes fucking yes.” You blurted out, not waiting for a second to pass by.

“Yeah?” She said, almost as if she was in shock that this was really happening, and to her of all people.

“Yes!” You giggled, putting your hand in front of her for her to take. Her large hands almost completely covering yours shook slightly as she fit the ring around your finger, keeping your hand in hers as she stood upright.

You immediately wrapped your arms around her neck kissing her passionately like it was your last breath, and it might as well have been because you’d decided this would be a perfect death.

Your head fell back as she kept kissing you along your neck as you took in the moment, opening your eyes to look at the sky and oh was it beautiful, the stars, so bright.

“Sev, look up.” You whispered, she hummed, looking up at the stars with you in her arms.

“Oh wow.” She breathed, genuinely in awe. You looked at her, the way her eyes glistened with the stars reflected in her eyes, you thought to yourself,

I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with this woman.

• I post more Sev x reader on my ao3:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Sevikasbeloved/works

[sevikasleftpussyflap]

sev keeps getting bit by readers ”dogs” 🦶🦶🦶🦶

This is shit for how long it took but I love the prompt sm <3

Thanks to @master-sass-blast for being an absolutely useless beta and having one of the worst sevika takes i've ever heard

What the hell were they even playing now?

As much as you loved admiring the way Sevika’s shirt hugged her biceps, it only took a few hours of doing so until your eyes go crossed and you need to entertain yourself some other way. It baffled you how she could never lose interest in playing cards for the fiftieth time of the night, seven days a week without fail. You were convinced they started making up games just to mess with you and you didn’t bother trying to understand the rules of the current one.

Honestly, her fascination with a game that’s popular with older men really highlights her age. 

Each light-hearted insult and tease tumble around in your head as you decide which would cause the maximum amount of annoyance. A restless tap of your foot against her leg has your synapses firing, orchestrating a plan at top speed.

You can feel the precise moment where her eyes cut to you, boring into your skull once she hears the subtle plop of your shoe hitting the ground.

Teeth cut into your cheek in an effort not to smile. You must fail miserably because Sevika’s glaring at you like you took a page out of Dustin’s book and tongued the scalp of the gentleman sitting next to you.

Bare toes tickle up the side of Sevika’s clothed leg until they reach her knee pit and strike. Unamused eyes glance under the table to see the fabric of her pants caught in your grasp.

“What the hell are you doing?”

“Sorry, they’re untrained.” The stars must have aligned because Sevika honest-to-the-Gods snorts. It’s in the middle of her shaking her head, but there nonetheless. Your jolt is poorly contained and you eye her carefully when she pulls your foot into her lap, displacing you until your ass slides off her thigh and onto the booth. Calloused fingers find the arch and casually massage it, surprising you with the affectionate, if not a little exasperated, display. There’s now a smirk closed around that cigar and you mentally pat yourself on the back for putting it there.

“So fucking stupid.”

“Did you hear about the recent dog attacks around here?” Your wiggling toes have her rolling her eyes. An uncomfortable sensation intensifies as she starts pulling on your pinky toe until a pop meets your ears and you're trying to reclaim your foot from her grasp. The rest of your digits get the same treatment and while you whine and kick at each one, your giggling banter doesn’t seize.

“Why am I with you.”

“Be on your guard, Sev.” A billowing cloud of smoke is blown your way and you make a show of inhaling it. "No more daydreaming of these boring ass games on your way home."

"I'd teach you one if you weren't too stupid to learn."

Also protective Sev:

"Put your shoe back on."

“The dogs need some air-” “Seriously. Your foot is probably already in some old guy’s spank bank.”