#Seymour Krelbourne

[professorbeesart]

my toxic gay guilty pleasure otp, Seymour x Orin

[saltysunflowersugar]

WANNA HEAR THIS BATSHIT INSANE AU I CAME uP WITH A COUPLE DAYS AGO?!!

no? TOO BAD! I recently learned about the existence of THESE motherfuckers and my first thought when I saw them was “HOLY SHIT THEY LOOK LIKE AUDREY 2!” They’re called Predatory Tunicates, here ya go

Also I forgot their name briefly and searched up “Transparent crinoid that looks like a venus fly trap” and discovered that the Venus fly trap anenome exists, so maybe that could also be Twoey, either or this isn’t a complete au. 

ANyways, so a little before that my brain made ANOTHER connection between Little SHop Of Horrors and marine biology was that dolphins will sometimes beat up pufferfish simply to get high off their venom, aND IF THAT ISN’T EXACTLY WHAT ORIN SCRIVELLO WOULD DO AS A MERMAN THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS!!! (yes, I am aware that Cleaner wrasses also exist, but the difference is that they’re supposed to be good at dentistry and they can’t just go around inflicting pain for funsies because if they do, they’ll get eaten so a dolphin was just more fitting) Also, should Orin be a bottlenose or an Orca? because both of them enjoy tormenting other sea creatures beyond what’s necessary for survival and Orcas are a type of dolphin and the black and white color scheme would be fitting, but I also fon’t know if Orcas can get high off pufferfish venom

Update: research still inconclusive, I’m just gonna say that in this AU where mermaids are real and crinoids make Faustian power bargains, that yes, Orcas can get high off pufferfish venom

With that part out of the way, I guess Seymour should be a pufferfish, and I’m imagining that he just sits there and lets Orin bite him until he ODs on tetrodotoxin instead of nitrous oxide. Alternatively, I could imagine him being a shrimp, would be really funny if somehow a shrimp managed to kill an orca, plus there could be some symbolism or whatever with the size of any given merfolk showing their status, IDK I’m just spitballing.

Mr. Mushnik is gonna be a crab, Because he’s basically already Mr. Krabs, the connection was too obvious.

I actually don’t know what species Audrey would be in this AU, I was maybe thinking Angelfish? 

Somehow, I decided to get Arthur Denton involved here just because I remembered that one Drawfee bit about the Kinky Christmas Carp and I just decided that Arthur is gonna be carp SOLELY as a reference to that

The muses are gonna be human Marine researchers who aren’t getting involved in the drama, but do have cameras set up on the ocean floor and commentate over everything they see in song form

[reallyhardy]

ethan slater in good night, oscar (2022.)

[standing-flowers]

trying to keep it together but my mum just gave me the "it used to just be me and you" talk that happens every day before my birthday and man what the fuck

[bored-felis]

Hoping that one day I can be someone's cute masc enby making them cups of tea and pottering in our greenhouse/shed. Our bedroom would be a shrine to cacti, spider plants and one odd plant pot with either a cayenne chilli plant or cute little venus fly traps and we would have either a calico cat and/or a westie following our footsteps around the cottage.

*cries in Sunday night recession 2020s scaries*

[sexymancatalogue]

Tumblr Sexyman of the Day (#0152)

Seymour Krelbourn (Little Shop of Horrors, 1986)

List of archetypes

Pathetic

Capitalist

neurodivergent coded

Fanon splintering

Morally grey

Knifemurder

Duality

Technically antagonist

Angst

Theme song

Distinctive voice

Submitted by saltysunflowersugar!

[yourfavehaskenergy]

Seymour Krelbourne has SO MUCH KENERGY

Seymour Krelbourne from Little Shop of Horrors has Kenergy!

[autism-rizz-tournament]

Seymour Krelbourne (Little Shop of Horrors) - Autism Rizz Tournament Preliminaries

If you vote yes you must firmly believe in this character's autism AND in the rizz their autism gets them. If you don't want the character in the tournament just vote no

Propaganda:

He didn't get rid of Audrey II (his plant) after he found out it ate BLOOD, and then fed his crush's abusive boyfriend to it. If he's not a perfect bf I don't know who is.

ALRIGHT SO NOT ONLY DOES HE KILL HIS CRUSH'S ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND AND FEED HIM TO A PLANT BUT AFTERWARDS HE SINGS ABOUT HOW HE'S THERE FOR HER TO OFFER HER SWEET UNDERSTANDING AND ITS ALSO SO OBVIOUS HOW MUCH HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT BOTH AUDREY II AND HIS CRUSH (AUDREY) WHO HE LITERALLY NAMES THE PLANT AFTER AND HE'S NOT REALLY CONFIRMED TO BE AUTISTIC BUT I MEAN COME ON HE ONLY TRIES TO KILL AUDREY II AFTER HE FINDS OUT ITS PLAN

this guy loves weird plants so much that he literally bought one even though he was sure it wasn't there before, did everything he could to make sure it grew into a healthy and big plant EVEN WHEN HE FOUND OUT IT DRANK BLOOD, treated the plant like his child, and even named it after his crush. He also stroked it sometimes when it was little. Okay, allistics can love plants, but now many would keep their plant after realising it drank blood??

[babtest]

playing fallen london dilligently but without much focus for years is great. I'm on an all-consuming quest for revenge. I'm hanging out with a bunch of artists. I'm the Doctor AND the Monster. I'm a spymaster. I'm Seymour Krelbourn. There's multiple assassins after me. I'm Shakespeare but better. I'm Arsene Lupin, i'm Sherlock Holmes. I'm in the Sewers fighting a giant spider. I'm a Society Darling. I'm the greatest captain to ever set zail. I'm a renowed Archeologist. I'm in your factory unionizing your workers. I'm a railway baron. I'm on first name basis with death. I run a newspaper. I've lost my soul. I have no interest in the Well and what dwells within (lying). I am seeking immortality and if i can't have that i'll turn all the lights off and go home. Everyone wants me carnally.

[not-sure-what-im-feeling]

A list of characters I’ve been called

Doing this because

I like lists

Apparently my appearance and personality are things people get reminded of

Anyway, onto the list!! (It’s not especially long (only eight characters) but it’s still there under the cut.)

Harry Potter.

It’s a common one. I think it’s the glasses and hair. Maybe the fact I tend to wear button ups and ties. I’ve been called it by at least four people (one random kid at school, one friend of mine, my sister, and my cousin)

Peter Spankoffski

Been called this one by two people, both of whom are my friends. I like suspenders, I’m a nerd, and I’m a self sacrificing piece of shit, it fits.

Jeremy Heere

Been called this by the same two people. Also probably a personality thing. He is my Ultimate Dream Role, so it’s a compliment.

Aziriphale

Called this one by a different friend, and I think it fits. (We’re completely platonic, but they say that they’re the Crowley and I’m the Aziriphale. In a buds way.)

Logan Sanders

Another one of them that I’m chill with and enjoy being called. Logan is one of my names because of him, and I do vibe with him. Only my friends have called me Logan.

Dipper Pines

Called this by one of the friends who called me Peter and Jeremy. It’s also accurate.

The SQUIP

Another of my friends has called me this, solely because I insist they practice basic self care.

Seymour Krelbourne

My parents called me him. While we were watching little shop of horrors. I like plants. And I’m a dork. My parents called me him. They aren’t wrong but STILL.

[jack-of-aces]

I put Light Yagami, Inspector Javert, and Seymour Krelbourne into a group for having aligned morals and all three of them yelled at me.

[noodlearg]

seymour krelbourne 🤝 evan hansen

being sad plant bois who mess up big time

[saltysunflowersugar]

Little antique shop of horrors

[sacrificial-youth]

i feel like once you stop giving a shit about other people's opinions life becomes a lot more fun. like, I saw someone saying that Seymour krelbourne was loser dyke representation, and like, go off!!! I don't personally see him that way but that's so fucking valid and cool!!!

[water-that-makes-the-frogs-gay]

would seymour from little shop of horrors be a poor little meow meow? discuss

[hesgomorrah]

every time i talk about the second doctor it’s a struggle not to call him “twoey” like i’m in fucking little shop of horrors