#She'd absolutely write something this hilarious

[vivwritesfics]

Congratulations on 6K!!!! 🎁🎈🎉🎂

Are you able to write something where reader is in a relationship with Max or Carlos or Lando. And reader and driver playfight but he never uses his full strength. One day driver has to go somewhere but reader wants to playfight so driver uses his full strength to get her off. And reader is shocked that she's not stronger and it's fluffy with a bit of angst.

Sorry for so many words. It just all spilled out

I'm sorry this is so short but it literally is just a blurb -- but also couldn't do angst im sorry, its more crack

"Oh yeah, I can take Lando in a fight."

Here's the thing, she absolutely could not take Lando in a fight. But she'd convinced herself that she could. She'd convinced herself that every time she wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him to the ground, the two of them shrieking with laughter, that she was stronger than him.

Stronger than her athlete boyfriend.

Yeah, about that...

Maybe it was Lando's fault. Maybe if he didn't 'lose' any time they play fought, she wouldn't think that she was stronger than him.

But it was cute, the way she'd go to show off her muscles after she'd put him on the floor. It was hilarious, the two of them in fits of giggles as she sat on top of him, having 'won'.

But, this time, Lando couldn't play fight.

He didn't have time, had to head off to the gym. But she didn't want her boyfriend heading to the gym when he could have been working out with her, if you catch my drift.

Before Lando could walk out the door, she'd pounced on him. "C'mon, Norris. Show me what you got," she said.

She'd expected him to fall down, but he didn't. No, Lando managed to gently pull her off. "Baby, I've got to go," he said and turned around to kiss her.

This time, she managed to pull him on top of her. She flipped him over and settled on top of him, holding his wrists. "Ha."

No, not ha.

Lando easily flipped her over. He easily trapped her beneath him, holding her wrists like she'd been holding his. "Nice try," he said and kissed her. He climbed off of her head headed towards the door. "Bye, baby, love you!"

But she was just laying there, shocked. When the fuck had Lando been stronger than her? Why... was she turned on?

[qdbs-writes]

Do you write fem readers?!? 😭 If so can you write some head cannons about the Cullens with a goth s/o

i proudly write for all readers, nonny! and I'm gonna assume this about about trad!goth, but I'll try and make sure this applies to most goth subcultures!

Cullen Clan x Goth!Fem!S/O

Carlisle Cullen

He's confused but supportive. Back in his day, the term 'goth' only applied to the people who sacked Rome, which he'll remind you of regularly, especially if you're visiting the Volturi (who will also assume that you are directly connected to the ancient Goths, and would fear you as a result).

He'd be interested in your genealogy, because he thinks you're connection to the goth style can't be mere coincidence or personal choice, and it wouldn't be difficult to find out either, all he'd have to do is check if you have any Germanic ancestry from the last 2000 years.

Esme Cullen

If you're happy and comfortable, she's happy and comfortable. While it probably isn't her style personally, she's quick to see the benefits. For instance, black is a very easy colour to maintain, particularly with regards to cleaning.

Her only concern is getting you clothes other than black so that you can have something to wear to events that may require specific colours, like if you two are guests at a wedding (she wouldn't want you wearing black as it's bad luck for the couple).

Edward Cullen

Edward himself is basically a diet-corporate goth, so dating you will probably help him develop his own sense of comfort in the style.

The two of you are regularly seen brooding in the Forks CVS, loitering around the hair dye section, silently terrifying all of the elderly people waiting at the pharmacy.

Edward is likely already very familiar with goth music, has absolutely been to some Bauhaus concerts in his time, and probably has a respectable collection of gothic rock records in his room.

Rosalie Hale

It'll be like a Barbie/Oppenheimer-esque clash in aesthetics. I personally see Rosalie with a very Y2K aesthetic, so the two of you walking down the street together might turn some heads.

That doesn't mean that she isn't fully supportive of your style though, and appreciates the philosophy of the aesthetic, how it's a style built on defying expectations of conformity and obedience. In her short life, all Rosalie knew was to dress properly, smile, be open, happy, a willing host, an amusing guest. In death, she's proud to be herself, and even prouder to be with someone so comfortable with dressing exactly how they want, regardless of what others might think.

Emmett Cullen

You dress scary and Emmett loves it. He has regularly compared you to a venomous snake, your black clothes and aggressive makeup mean that almost everyone in Forks steers clear of you. But not Emmett, he's never had the survival instincts to stay away from things that could kill him, in fact, your "unapproachable" style only drew him in more.

Absolutely loves wandering around Forks with you, even if you aren't particularly doing anything. He thinks it's hilarious that some people cross the street to avoid you, it's like having 'scary dog' privileges.

Alice Cullen

She'd seen you in her visions for some time, but she almost didn't recognise you when you started dressing strangely and wearing heavy makeup. At first, it disturbed her, you looked like the sleep-paralysis demons that used to haunt her in the asylum.

Once she gets the chance to meet you in real life, that fear quickly subsides. Through your relationship, Alice learns how much of a safe space goth society can be, and that she can rely on other goths to not be judgemental towards her like so many others are.

Jasper Hale

Greatly appreciates the Victorian-era elements that are incorporated into your clothes, it helps him feel less old. You'll make his day if you show any interest in his clothes and jewellery that he had in life, particularly the more morbid pieces (such as the ring made out of his mother's hair).

If you're looking particularly historical, he'll love to get in his original clothes from when he was alive (except the ""uniform"" that shan't be mentioned), and stroll about Forks with you, arm in arm, like a true Southern gentleman.

[fandomfucker]

💳 💥💳💥💳💥💳 Rhea Ripley social media posts / talking bout her girlie in interviews part 2 pleaseeeeeeeee 🥵🙏

I mean, if yall are insisting…🤷‍♀️

For the purposes of this, you're not a wrestler

Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/fandomfucker/745782885181734913/do-you-think-you-could-do-one-for-rhea-were-its?source=share

Also, currently getting my first tattoo as I write this so please ignore any possible grammatical errors

With the ass video going around, you’d repost it with a “😋🍽️” caption and she would immediately repost it with a “🙇🏻‍♀️🍑🍽️” or sum shit to rile up the fans

You don't have a hug social media following yourself, but they do often ask for more content. Specifically outfit of the day(s)

You make Rhea do them with you because she makes you feel more confident and in every video you can see her just staring at you in the mirror the whole time

I've already said Rhea will bully people off the internet for being me to you. But you? Oh my god you’re worse than Rhea is

If one of her co-workers says something even slightly unkind about her in an interview (Becky👀) you will go with Rhea to her next show and find them backstage

You don't even wrestle or fight but Rhea has had to pull you away from multiple people now because you will fight anybody and everybody for her

One of said fights happened to go viral online, no punches were actually thrown as Rhea had dragged you back first though

People online either loved the love between you two as a couple, or wished they had a partner absolutely willing to throw hands will someone over them

Rhea would do your makeup for videos and she'd always do her makeup on you to see what it would look like

She also does voiceovers on your own makeup videos, or a day in the life, or something

The fans always eat it up too cause Rhea's commentary is hilarious

Whenever you're backstage and Rheas going to take photos, she’ll ask you to do the shoot with her so that her fans, and yours, can get sexy pictures of you both to thirst over

Totally not because she loves seeing you both look like that and wants a picture for her lock screen

Rhea started a war of bad facetime screenshots between the two of you on Instagram and you're determined to win

To the point that you have called people to interfere in the background while Rheas at work to get a bad reaction photo out of her

She's too proud to admit it, but it's worked several times

Your tiktok has pretty much become a house reno account

You build all the furniture and shit, make the cool decorations and put them up, paint, do everything yard-eorl related while Rhea picks out what's pretty and the pretty colors

She'll also help you carry heavy stuff around cause she's jacked and you like watching her work but she mainly kinda just like, flounces around

The fans are dying for the two of you to have a show on HGTV together

Which may or may not be in the works

SCARY DOG TREND

It went VIRAL

that's how most mosherz were introduced to you as Rhea’s partner

You started vlogging, though not very often, just so that you could have the permanent memories of all the different experiences between you and Rhea

You only post like once a week but people eat it UP

You have your own merch now

Most of its the two of you but there is a shirt or two thats just one of you

There are mercy plushies of both Barry and Luna that you always have to put up for pre-order cause they sell out in seconds

Clothes for said plushies are in the works

She posts little video clips of you on her story the same way she does her dogs

And it's always the embarrassing ones where you're completely cuddled into her and shit

She got Saints of the Undead (the people who make her leather jackets) to make you a personalized one as well even though you don't wrestle

It's your favorite thing in the world and you wear it more than you should

Like it matches with nothing that you're wearing it with

But, it says “Mami’s” on the back of it so you make sure to wear it especially when you go with her to Raw, Smackdown, any povs, etc so that people know you belong to her

[starsunderwaterr]

can u write agent 8 x reader again pls 😓 i rlly like ur content

YES I CAN.

I need a break from uni work for a little and omg. lucy by corbon amodio (the "bingo, bingo baby" song) has been STUCK in my head and it reminds me so much of agent 8! it's so her coded! so here we go! i missed you loves so much!

So, here we go! <3

General (Fem) Agent 8 Headcanons!

ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+

MINORS DNI

Warnings: slight mentions of a heated makeout sesh

Okay so, I definitely feel like Eight is the type of girlfriend to sing you the "bingo bingo baby, I love you. ain't that crazy? i want you, i want you, over again :)" part of the song over and over

I feel like in general, she sings to you a lot, usually in the comfort of your shared apartment

Will grab your hands and dance with you back and forth with a big smile on her face

She always knows when to dance with you, too, like

She can pick up on when you're having a bad day and she knows how to approach the situation perfectly

It's probably from her time being an agent, analyzing situations and body language, but she's also just an intuitive person :3

Will force you to get outside and go on walks with her, will point out the funny shapes in the clouds with you and will even buy you ice cream or boba!

Just wants to be with you :') she loves you so much

When it comes to cuddling, this girl is a monster

She will open her arms for you to crawl into, and when she's done wrapping her arms around you??

HEAD KISSES GALOREEE

Absolutely loves kissing you and looking into your eyes

She will cat stare you from across the room, and her pupils literally dilate when looking at you

She really is the "bingo, bingo, baby" audio because she basically is a cat

When you're working on something, say on the couch, she'll just plant her head in your lap and stretch out unbothered with a yawn

"Uh... Eight?" "Hm?" She yawned, closing her eyes happily as she pushed the laptop out of your grasp

"I was working on-" "No.-" She cut off, looking up at you with a pout

"Come on and cuddle." She whined, demanding attention as she snuggled her head into your lap

Eight. LOVES. Cuddling.

I don't need to say it again

This girl will lay her head on you always

On the train, on the couch, out in public

In the mornings when she's really sleepy, she'll even cuddle you from behind and rest her head on your back

In bed, it's heaven

She gets close, right up against you, but sometimes she wants her space

She usually will always have a body part touching you though, cause she just likes to be close to you

She's a little bub

Having dates with Eight is so fun because god forbid it's like turf, say, she gets ultra protective of you whilst also being your biggest fan

Like, during matches, she'll hype you up even if you're on the opposing team and will splat her own teammates (or try to) if they're coming at you

You were getting slammered by a Splatana user, they just wouldn't leave you alone!

Suddenly, from across the map, you hear a loud charge ring out!

Shit! This time she was actually going to splat you!

But the body next to you fell to the ground, and the little spirit floated up with a whine.

You looked back at Eight, who now stood there from behind the bridge hiding spot

She waved to you with a closed mouth smile, her E-Litre perched on the cement top

You had to stop swooning over how cute she looked because you almost got splatted yourself-

Eight could be so clueless sometimes tho, it was hilarious

A turf player was explaining turf to you like you were stupid, and you were clearly uninterested

Looking to Eight, you gave her a look, hoping she'd catch on, but instead, she just smiled at you confused-

Oh, Eight... what are we gonna do with you

After that conversation the best thing she said was, "He smelled like Crusty Sean's van... embarrassing."

Eight's facial expressions are everything omg-

When she dislikes something, she makes it known

But the cutest of them all was when she once saw you <3

The two of you had been apart for a long time due to her work during SO, and she had texted you that she would be coming home soon

You decided to meet her at the entrance to the train station, and you noticed her walking around nonchalantly taking in a new part of the city

Suddenly, she caught a look of you, and she did a double take

Her previously grim expression was now full of joy as she saw you and all of your greatness

See? Y'all, when I'm telling you she loves you... she loves you

She instantly rushed over and hugged you, kissing your cheek a ton as she greeted you

"I missed you so much!" Her voice rang out, happiness in every word

Her accent makes everything cuter omg

When she pronounces certain words, she says them uniquely and it's so cute

You tease her about it sometimes and she doesn't even pay any mind to it, just repeats the word with cute confusion

"And so I was telling him to give me the Octo Snypear (Sniper)." "Heh... Snypear."

"Snypear."

"..." "..."

"Anyways-"

You're not judging her for her accent, you just find it cute that she pronounces certain words a certain way

Surprise, surprise, Eight gets needy

Aside from her wanting to cuddle, there are some days that she comes up to you and just needs a hug

Sometimes her mind gets too foggy and the memories get to be too much, and she just needs you to be there for her

She walked over to you, your smile fading upon seeing her own frown

"Baby, what's wrong?" She didn't say anything, just hugged you and whined softly

Poor baby just needed some comfort and your touch

It's often all she needs

She'll take naps cuddled up on your shoulder, her head resting there as she hugs your torso

Surprisingly, she's not too big on lip kisses, but she does love a good makeout sesh here and there

For the most part, she'll kiss any other part of your body like your hands, your cheeks

But each kiss is fast and repetitive

She just loves you so much, and she shows you

Through her care for you, her kisses, her little favors for you

Need something?

Before you could think of it, she's on it

The best thing about Eight, was that one night, after a bad breakdown for you

You went to take a shower, and when you came out, the towels laid out for you were warm, fresh out the dryer...

This girl took the time to do that for you... she really loves you

Like I said, she loves you, so she's willing to do anything for you, happily

She's your lil bingo bingo baby >:3

[chimchiri]

Weird idea but if you had to give Harrow and Nona tattoos, what would you give them and why? (I personally can see Nona with ocean/nature themed tattoos... Not sure what harrow would get tho).

And a small Nona request! Nona w/ an undercut and a septum piercing! (I imagined she'd have one braid for this look)

Ok first, I love the undercut idea <3

As for the tattoos, I think I have to differentiate between canon universe and (modern?) AU.

In a Ninth AU/same universe I either see Harrow not having any tattoos or having some that reflect her devotion to the King Undying or her house and Ninth tradition. Let's ignore the fast-healing body of a lyctor for now (I feel tats would not work properly with them), but I could see her have tattoos on her fingers, something slender along the spinal cord on her back and something following her ribs just under hear breasts. Maybe some religious text in Ninth writing?

I think it'd be hilarious if Nona decided to get tattoos as well. She'd probably get small doodles maybe from an amateur tattooist, maybe Hot Sauce, maybe even herself playing around with a needle and ink. The nature and ocean theme is beautiful and I agree that she'd probably like something along that. But I could absolutely see her getting weird ass random tattoos as well lmao. Like a Campbell soup can. I could even see her get a tattoo of a grocery list - maybe to not forget it a second time after she did so the first time? I just think it'd be hilarious once Harrow wakes up in her body and finds all these weird ass tiny tattoos. Maybe like these?

I'm not sure what's popular in fandom because I don't browse that much, but I love to hc Nona as Harrow's cousin who looks almost identical to her (so much they're mistaken as twins). Anyway, I still think Nona would get basically the same style of tattoos, just many more. Modern Harrow? Either she's a piercing girl with zero tattoos or I could see her with a lot of cryptic, surreal and eye-themed tattoos. Maybe because she always feels watched, maybe she wants to remind her God or someone/something else is watching her, maybe because she observes others, maybe because eyes are the window to someone's soul.... No specific reason, it's just a theme I see fit.

[icannot3]

"The Ice Cream Massacre"

(Peter Maximoff x reader)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed, so this is a bit of a self insert based on what happened lmaoo. But the idea came to me and I figured, why not have someone else also laugh at my actions? LMAOO hope you enjoy it. Hopefully, I'm not still too high and can actually write coherently :').

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This is honestly really fluffy, no warnings unless the idea of getting your wisdom teeth taken out makes you squeamish!

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Peter rarely would ever drive, not with his ability to run anywhere at any given moment. But today, he'd found it to be something he needed to do. When you'd asked him to take you to get your wisdom teeth removed, he figured you knew about the fact that he would have little to no mercy when it came to photographing the moment. He considered capturing the experience a boyfriendly, no- a civic duty. He himself had never had them removed, nor did his sisters. This was just an entirely taboo experience for the both of you. But what he did know was the fact that this was going to be absolutely hilarious. That being said, he'd been looking forward to this particular moment for a while.

You were lucid and hardly able to sit in the car. He couldn't help but notice you were also unable to control your face, jaw gaped open and stuffed with gauze. Despite the roughness of your exterior, he still found your disheveled state all the more endearing. He closed the door behind you after making sure you were safely fastened in before entering the driver's side. The nurse that had wheeled you out was laughing. She was quick to inform him about a few of the comments you'd made in your high state of mind that had left she and the orthodontist in hysterics during the operation. This was perfect.

He looked over, and you were touching your chin as if you were confused it was there. Clearly distraught, your hand then went to caress the rest of your now rather ample cheek. "Peter, I can't v'eel my v'ace." Your words were almost incoherently slurred as you were unable to tongue certain syllables. You turn towards him and look over, eyes creased with concern. He'd already lost it.

"Babe, trust, it's still there." He was laughing whilst shaking his head, fully excited now for what he was getting into. He was careful to bring his finger to your cheek, gently squishing the inflamed area. "See? Right here." You shook your head in disbelief. "I don't f'ink so." He pulled down his car mirror, allowing you to examine yourself in disbelief. "My head is so big." You were touching your lips that were way beyond numb, unable to register the sensation beyond your fingertips.

"Peter, I want a frostie." The statement reminded him of what the nurse had said to him prior. She'd explained that you'd been talking about how badly you wanted to go to Wendy's for some ice cream. You were rather insistent and apparently repeated your desire for it a multitude of times. He switched the car into drive, obeying her wishes. "I can do that for ya', sweetie." You were smiling to the best of your abilities, but the swolleness of your cheeks made it look more like a joyous grimace if anything.

"I feel wonderful. I get why people smoke weed now. This is justtt- great!" You went on extatically, "they can pull another one of my teeth any day if they promise to do that." You were giggling, enjoying riding out this perfectly legal high. His jaw dropped, running his free hand across his forehead and through his hair. Not in annoyance, but rather shock over your boldness on the anesthetic. He hadn't stopped laughing since you entered the car and it was only getting louder with each small remark you made. "Kinda wish I had mine pulled now so I'd know how it feels." He spoke, eyeing you up in your blissfully unaware state.

"Yeah, you're missin' out, man." You stretched your arms out as if to exemplify the large amounts of happiness you were feeling. What would he do with you? Well, love you, of course. Finally, the two of you pulled into the Wendy's Drive through. It was still breakfast time because you were one of the first operations of the day.

"Can I please get a large Vanilla Frostie?" He spoke into the microphone, a hand squeezing your thigh playfully to respond to the small excited squeal you'd made in response. "I'm sorry, sir, we don't sell those until lunch." The service worker had singlehandedly crushed your dreams with just one statement. Peter looked over at you, frozen with a face of displeasure. Pulling out of the drive-through, he went into the parking lot to discuss another game plan.

But you didn't want another game plan. As a matter of fact, you were so set on your own craving that the sudden denial had you in tears. In any other state of mind, you wouldn't have taken this loss so hard. But this Frostie had felt like your lifeline, the excitement of the hour. You were left in complete, unfixable, distraught. In seconds, you were sobbing with despair. Peter panicked, unsure how to console your clearly shaken state. He rubbed your back, leaning in to press a kiss to your forehead. Acting fast, in the corner of his eyes, he saw a McDonald's restaurant. They sold ice cream, right? All hope towards pleasing his lady was restored. He turned his car quickly into the other drive-through. You'd surprisingly registered what was happening enough to calm down, finding contempt in more than just Wendy's ice cream. He rolled down his window, "Can I please get a plain vanilla sunday?"

And guess what was fucking broken? The ice cream machine, of course. Mcdonalds should have never even been a thought or suggestion when it comes to their ice cream machines known reliability. Peter had done a lot of stupid things in his life, but this felt like the absolute cap sealing it all, especially his unrelenting foolishness. Once again, you were in hysterics because the small town the two of you were in just so happened to only have a choice of three restaurants to choose from. Defeated, he had no choice but to take you home. When he did, he quickly ran to the nearest grocery store and opted to grab you ice cream in a tub instead. But even that was fruitless because the moment your head hit the pillow you were gone in a deep, drug-induced, comatose sleep that any reasonable force of nature wouldn't dare disturb.

It was that moment he realized he'd not yet taken a photo. Quickly, he grabbed his small Polaroid camera. A loud click followed underneath the pressure of his trigger finger. He watched the photo as it developed. It was a beautiful sight, truly. There you were, spread out across his bead, mouth wide open and drooling as if the other stresses of the day meant nothing. He just couldn't wait to remind you of it all once you awoke.

[friendsdontlieokay]

Jancy is my home alright? No question about it, but STANCY OH STANCY, not exaggerating it, not even kidding but the emotions I feel towards them cannot be described by words at all! All that I can say is they're my guilty pleasure, and I'd love them even if I tried not to, and even if I tried to hate them (I'm talking about the couple, not the individuals just to be clear, I'll forever love Steve and I'll forever love Nancy from the bottomest core of my heart).

And to be honest I did, I did try to dislike them together, because I used to think in order to love Jancy I needed to hate Stancy, or rather because subconsciously I felt like I was choosing Jonathan over Steve and I never wanna compare them, I love them both differently, but I had a small epiphany, which is I don't think characters define by their romantic relationships, and I think that sense somehow helped me to understand that I love both the ships, even though for me, Jancy is slightly on top.

But here's the twist, which is why I don't know if I ever liked stancy during stancy. Well during the period, when stancy was actually a thing, when Steve and Nancy were in a relationship.

Now don't get me wrong, Steve loved, in fact loves Nancy more than anyone and anything (Robin and Dustin are exceptions), and honestly I think he loves her more than Jonathan does, he always gave her the princess treatment that most girls ask for, he was the "perfect boyfriend" and yes duh, Nancy loved him a lot too, but her life got so crumbled up before she could even realize that he loved her so much, that he indeed was the perfect boyfriend, If not to anyone else than at least to her.

To her, barb died because of her, because she slept with a boy and left her alone, and even if she doesn't want to she'd subconsciously blame Steve too eventually, right? And despite Steve being that perfect boyfriend, he wouldn't be able to understand her fully, not as much as Jonathan did, because they were going through the same thing at the same time, and of course, the shared trauma, as a bald eagle once said.

Now here comes the point, when Nancy finally got to "bury" Barb, and her life finally came to an equilibrium, well not really, things were never really balanced she just learnt to deal with it, so yeah when she finally learnt to deal with it and befriended Steve again, a lot of things became crystal clear to her which were once blurred with trauma and sadness, to sum it all up, she finally got to understand how amazing of a person Steve really is and how much he looks out, loves and cares for the people he cares about and oh- who's topping the list of all the people he cares about? Yeah right that's her!

And this is the exact reason why season 4 stancy means the world to me, the chemistry is equal from both sides, and to be honest it's kinda hilarious to me, because I didn't like stancy when stancy but I liked stancy when they weren't a thing, and it's not a joke, and yes I know I'm insane and irrational and out of touch but can you save your lecture because I really don't give a shit right now I just- I need to tell you a little something more, about Mileven! Which is, this whole thing that I wrote is kinda familiar to a way I view Mileven because to me it's kinda hilarious too that Mike can't say or even write "I love you" to his girlfriend, but if they break up, he can finally say "I love you" to his ex girlfriend because whether they're in a relationship or not, they're soulmates and absolute best friends. Period!

[loquaciousquark]

hi! i’ve been a fan of your writing since da2 and i’m so glad you’re playing bg3 now too. it’s been really interesting following your play throughs and character choices and how that ties in with your fic. i know you went with the choice to have astarion kill tav when he firsts bites her because it’s hilarious and i always want to do that, but i think i’d miss the scene after with the whole camp (and all the approval for defending him lol) and ahhhh i just don’t know! if you feel like it, i was wondering if you would talk more about your HCs around that choice and what to you makes it worth losing the morning after scene with everyone because i feel like it’s such an important group moment but… i want to punch him for killing me and also kind of slow things down with him so we stay just reluctant but oddly compelled allies for longer

Ahhh, what a fabulous question! Thank you so very much for this handcrafted opportunity to sit you down at my kitchen table with a cup of coffee and trap you for the next three and a half hours.

So the first bite scene ending in Tav's death wasn't actually intentional! I started playing BG3 in a three-person MP team with @eponymous-rose and @mystery-moose, and it so happened that my character (Tavish Gale, already ironclad) was the one who came across the boar and triggered the bite scene that night. By pure chance I rolled two natural ones on both those checks, and when it cut to the next morning and Tav was outright DEAD, we couldn't stop laughing! We had no idea what to expect or what the consequences would be, and when I switched to a SP campaign so I could horrifically binge this game like the gremlin I am, I felt compelled to recreate that glorious, character-defining moment.

However, as you note, that does mean you miss out on that lovely post-feed conversation where everyone says they're okay with him. On the other hand, you get that absolutely flat read of "Oh no. Something terrible happened here. :|" and then you get to punch him, so, you know, basically equal losses on either path. I know you get a ton of approval points after with the survival track, but I'm finding I'm not hurting for approval even in early game (I actually had to go and mod his approval 15 points lower about halfway through Act 1 this run because I was triggering his romance scene too early ahead of the party).

I actually need to probably sit down and write out the details of what happens here, but I do think a couple things take place. I know for sure that Tav fails the checks & doesn't fight it because she gets sucked into the feeling of relaxation and lethargy and the sense that nothing matters anymore. She spends most of Acts 1 & 2 fairly certain they're going to die any day, so why not live life to the fullest and do whatever you want in the moment without thinking about the consequences? If she's going to go out early anyway, why not to a relatively painless vampire bite instead of the agony of ceremorphosis? She probably realizes she's dying in those last seconds, but it's very much a "finally" instead of "oh no," so it's not really any skin off her nose.

I'm almost certain Astarion is shocked out of his mind when her heart stops. I don't think he realizes what's happened until he sits back and she's ice-cold and smiling, and his first instinct is to run off into the dark ASAP before everyone else wakes up and shanks him. Except because this happens IN THE MIDDLE OF CAMP, LARIAN, I think someone sees the whole thing go down and realizes Astarion didn't mean to do it and Tav was a brick-thick idiot who leaned all the way into her own death.

On pondering, I kind of think it was Shadowheart, who is utterly disgusted with both of them but who also knows she can bring Tav back with a scroll and does so without much drama. She'd be the kind of person to see what was going on, but who doesn't care enough to intervene or go "hey everything okay over here I can't help but notice you're engaging in some risky behavior", but who also wouldn't leap to TIME TO KILL ASTARION the moment it went too far.

I think Tav wakes up with a raging headache, and now that there are suddenly consequences she can't immediately brush off, she gets embarrassed and mad. Cue the punch, the argument, and probably everyone else waking up in the aftermath. Lae'zel initially wants to boot him from the group, I think, but Tav's anger burns out pretty quick (and she's pretty aware of her own failures to stop him), and she points out that if they're going to saddle themselves with Wyll's, Gale's, and her own baggage, it'd be pretty hypocritical to dump Astarion over his. So we still get some defense of him to the group, and I think Karlach (and probably Wyll, and honestly maybe Shadowheart who saw his fear) would be onboard with keeping him around pretty quickly. Promises never to do it again, keep your teeth to yourself, etc.

Astarion I think spends this entire conversation very, very scared and doing everything he can to hide it. I think he's completely overwhelmed by euphorically feeding on a thinking creature for the first time and then completely horrified by killing her - not because he likes her but because what if this is why Cazador commanded us not to, what if I can't control myself on my own without his compulsion, what if I really am the beast he's always said. He's panicking from the outrageous swings of emotion and talking really quickly and trying to put up a bold front, but inside he's about half a hair from snapping off into the woods and never coming back.

I think it's the punch that kind of shocks him out of the spiral, and then Tav then defending him to the group helps him flip into the "well obviously I deserve to stay and in fact to kick me out of the group would be not only stupid, but deadly" mode long enough to get through the night. He tries to put on the usual devil-may-care indifference, even though everyone can see through it, and they have a tense few days where everyone's pretending everything is fine even though it's really, really not.

Astarion & Tav are also avoiding each other religiously here, until something happens in a battle (the harpies, I think) and one of them gets injured because of that avoidance. That night, Tav stakes him to the ground and makes them talk about it. I think this is where she says she's not actually averse to him feeding on her and in fact asks him to do it that night - to get them both over the hump of what happened the first time. Astarion needs to feed without fear & she needs to not get swept up in the lethargy, and if he's going to get back to the sneering equilibrium he ought to have in the first and second acts, he needs to be successful at this and he needs to feel like he's won, or at least like he has an edge over her again. She's a little transparent about wanting to be bled in part to help him get back to this position of control, and in part because she does like forgetting the weight of reality, and in part because, again, they're gonna die in like twelve hours, surely, so who cares?

Anyway, it goes as well as it can for the two of them, even if they're both a little prickly throughout, and by the end they're a lot more comfortably back in that manipulative space they prefer. From there it moves on compliantly with canon into the party leadup (Loviatar and such) and then the party itself, and then progresses as scheduled with the rest of the game.

Ahh, it's so fun to think about these kinds of things. I'll continue to ponder, but I think this is either it for them or very close. Thank you so much for asking and for letting me ruminate! <3

[boldlyspeedydreamerreturns]

Season 7 was pretty good overall. Some of my personal highlights.

Caleb. I was surprised he was given so much development, especially on his relationship with Matthew and how Matthew is basically his only friend. I also loved seeing how Caleb handles new situations by making plans, because that is something I also do.

Matthew. Yes his friendship with Caleb is absolutely adorable. The fact that he didn't get annoyed with Caleb, but was one of the few people Caleb allowed to touch him. The only time he was really mean towards Caleb was when he was trying to impress Ocean, but then came to his senses. Also, they finally returned to Matthew's relationship with his family, which was actually really sweet and I loved how his parents genuinely felt bad and made an effort to be more open about Matthew with his siblings.

Jay. I was so proud of Jay this season. He's come such a long way. I loved that he actually thrives in the vocational program. Traditional schooling isn't for everyone. I'm still a little bitter that he and Matthew broke up, but hopefully Jay finds someone that truly adores him.

Lola. Always a highlight. She's absolutely ruthless and hilarious. Do I need to say more? No, because Lola is that iconic.

Nick. Not much to say about Nick. His d-bag arc continues, but does get a minor sweet moment when he covers for Judd. The whole moving Nick to a new school and giving him a new friend thing is weird, and I hope they don't keep it too long in the final season.

Andrew. Actually got some genuinely decent development I wasn't expecting. I hope he continues on this path and really improves himself.

Jessi. I didn't really care about Jessi this season. Her thing with Leea was kind of cute, but mostly boring, and the boob thing was just cringy. I did like seeing her befriend Lulu and find a group she really vibes with.

Missy. I felt so bad for her. Elijah was so sweet, and I adored their relationship, but it does make sense to write him out since Missy still needs to finish her independence arc. Her being so freaked out about going to high school to the point that she'd rather be home schooled was an interesting twist with her. I'm looking forward to how they will go about that story line.

The monsters. Always fun. Was nice seeing Pete again. His thing with Caleb was super cute. Dread was... interesting. And the rest were just kind of there. Nothing remarkable.

In conclusion, it was a good season, and I can't wait to see how they wrap everything up in season 8 next year. Also, the international episode was my favorite. Especially the Brazil segment. They were so cute. Hoping for more of that nice pace in the final season.

[handkinkbis]

Ep 15 thoughts, the good & the bad behind the cut:

The good:

So that dressing room scene was muy caliente and I loved it. Loved their couch kiss and all the cute Shinhong scenes including Shinyu trailing after his girl everywhere and neglecting his work duties to do so (lol, how many hours of actual work has he clocked in). I love loser Shinyu the most and him reassuring that Hongjo is pretty in everything was very sweet of him. :3

I adore Ms. Ma and that proposal scene was as messy as it was hilarious. Her reaction was realistic. I'm glad she didn't allow herself to get peer pressured into marriage by her coworkers. Public proposals are such a horrible idea. :D DO NOT DO IT UNLESS YOU'VE DISCUSSED MARRIAGE WITH THE PERSON YOU'RE PROPOSING TO.

Eunwol was her shrewd self, godda love halmeuni. Halmeuni has zero fucks to give.

I'm glad Hongjo's coworkers (the duo of girls) are being kinder towards Hongjo. I hope they can eventually be proper friends.

The bad:

This writers team took all their notes from 2010s kdramas. We have The Mean Girl (Nayeon) and the persistent stalking (by the Gardener) that's been dragged on for far too long. Despite bodyguards, cops and pepper sprays this man cannot be caught. He's an actual supervillain and if he's not using shaman powers to avoid capture, I'd be amazed. The CIA should hire that man.

The absolute garbage that is Shin Yu's father. I loathe that man to my core. I want Shinyu's mom to divorce the bastard, but I just know from the 2010's writing vibes that she won't, and I will hate it. The man is an abusive toad, that is all.

The way they're painting both Shin yu's mother and Hongjo as absent-minded idiots makes me a little [clenches fist]... upset. I don't accept that she'd tell the bodyguards to leave or try to take the bus home AGAIN after everything that's happened. This does not track with my image of Hongjo and she'd be smarter than that. I loved her faceoff with Nayeon, though, she was smart to record the conversation.

Shinyu not telling Hongjo about the pregnancy news... like what was that. Shinyu. My guy. This is not something you just NEGLECT TO TELL YOUR PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND. That wasn't a cute scene, it was an infuriating scene and that omission of important details has been a massive character fault of Shinyu since the beginning of this drama. It's disrespectful towards the intelligence and the autonomy of one's girlfriend. It's insulting.

Also having sex without a condom and immediately getting pregnant... I mean yes, that'll happen if you don't use protection, but late 20s to early 30s men and women who have any sense don't just forget to use protection.

I've been hoping for Shaman Hongjo to rise and for her to have her own Big Moment as the baddie I know she can be, so I'm praying that it'll happen in tomorrow's episode 16/the finale.

There are so many loose threads and so much has been left into the dark, so I just hope that they'll manage to illuminate some of the more integral mysteries at least. But it'll be difficult with just 60 minutes left of the show.

Anyway, cute episode but some parts I really did not care for. Still eager to see the finale and will reserve final judgement until then.

[nasturtiumsforbreakfast]

I should have a tag for this writing I'm proposing, really, beyond "regency kink" (because it's regency era, hush yourself, we'll have no talk of knights and princes here)

Hmm. I'm terrible at coming up with tags. I like puns tho, and rhymes.

Suggestions very very welcome, and for now I'll keep to "regency kink" and "writing", til I've got something better

So far, what I've got is -

General premise -

Some local lord of wherever and his valet have various trysts with people from the village down the lane from the big house - possibly with other servants, too - in fantasy-progressive 1830s England somewhere where there's an abundance of queer and/or trans folk that don't have to hide it as they often did in the real 1830s

And from there, I have (not all things I would like myself, but things I'm willing to write about - suggestions very welcome here, too) -

This general thing, his lordship with the valet (x)

His lordship with the blacksmith (written)

The valet with the baker - and the innkeeper (needs writing properly)

That the innkeeper and his wife have threesomes, and team up to overwhelm someone between them (not written yet) (yes it is here)

Local gloveress with a leather kink? They do say you should do what you love, after all

Given that ^ it would be silly to not give the cobbler my own silly thoughts on bootcare, hm? Push it further than my usual (here)

Should you ride the stablegroom, or should he ride you? What a dilemma to have (I still think haylofts are terribly itchy, but maybe the groom is worth it) (x) (x)

Making the local priest beg someone (possibly several someones from his congregation) and G-d for their cum in him, bring him low when he's so used to being high and mighty - I spose I could go the other way, and have him be worshipped, but I don't think he deserves it, do you? - possibly something involving mutual masturbation in the confessional? Oh I have more priest thoughts than I thought I did huh? Whoops!

Ooh!! Waxplay with the candlemaker! She'd know exactly what she's doing!

Voyerist watchmaker - "watch"ing what you do to yourself, find out what makes you tick (oh aren't I hilarious)

And this somewhat disconnected scene, below, that may be the valet or his lordship with idk who - another go at the baker? The butcher? Who else?

??? says something terribly bold

V/HL: to the effect of "How rude!"

???: "Have you forgotten you're in my house? I don't care tuppence ha'penny what you think of me, lad, only that you sit down with me, yes?"

V/HL: "Yes sir" - sits on their cock/strap in one go, only pausing to get used to it once he's - what do people now call it? Bottomed out? Is that right? I clearly don't pay enough attention to modern phrases. Fully seated, anyway, and struggling some with it

There follows cockwarming - I'm sure of that word! - pleasant distracting conversation while V/HL gets increasingly um uh needy, and ??? eventually is like "oh what?" rolls eyes, absolutely rails him "is that better for you, boy?"

[sokkastyles]

Just saw some people excusing Azula proposing genocide by saying that she was only attacking the rebels' land and not them specifically, because she just wanted to crush their hope to intimidate them into surrendering and not the people themselves, so it was fine. Apparently, Ozai was the one who turned that into burning down the Earth Kingdom, and Azula would have never proposed something like that. Goes on to say that Azula was justified since she was following orders, and that she did a bloodless coup on Ba Sing Se so that must mean she's not actually bad. It then descends into a variation of the "Azula is a pacifist" argument that her stans love to espouse. And a solid conclusion by comparing season 1 Zuko and Azula and questioning why people loved Zuko so much. You cannot make this up.

Azula is introduced in her first episode threatening to kill one of her men for questioning her order to sail her ship directly into dangerous waters. People love to talk about how badass that line is but then will absolutely say Azula didn't actually mean it, which is ignoring WHY it's badass. You can easily contrast this scene with the scene of Zuko ordering his men around because they don't listen to him or react with fear the same way Azula's men do to her, and the scene is framed as Zuko acting like a brat. This is because the men KNOW that Zuko will not make good on his threats. But the man Azula threatened was clearly terrified of her. She makes casual threats where Zuko yells and blusters like the inexperienced kid he is. All of this is meant to tell us that Azula has done similar things before, and will follow through on her threats, and won't think too much about it. Witness also the terrified reaction when the soldier accidentally lets slip that Zuko and Iroh are prisoners, and Azula glares at him. ATLA is a kids' show but that just means that the writing has to subtly convey how dangerous the bad guys are without actually showing onscreen violence, and this is one way they do it. By implying that Azula would casually kill someone merely for questioning an order, even when the order is illogical.

If she would treat her own men this way, her own people, what do you think she would do to people she considers ethnically inferior, who she believes she has a divine right to rule over, as she tells Long Feng?

"She just wanted to crush their hope" is as hilariously, horribly myopic and amoral a sentence as "Azula wanted to go with her dad on a scorched earth mission because she wanted his love." Yeah she did, but so what? She's willing to sacrifice the lives of thousands of people who she considers inherently inferior to her to get that love. Her relationship with her father is not more important than preventing genocide, sorry.

I mean, it's laughable to think that this plan wouldn't result in the deaths of thousands of lives anyway, even if the only plan was to intimidate them into surrendering.

What Azula suggested was this:

I think you should take their precious hope and the rest of their land and burn it all to the ground.

So her plan involved burning the land, which would undeniably result in wide scale loss of life, and also taking "their hope" and "burn[ing] it all to the ground."

You have to be vastly ignorant to think that this doesn't involve loss of life. Ozai even compares it to the Air Nomad genocide

But even if we say it was all just Ozai's plan, Azula still was crushed that she didn't get to go with him and be in on it. Even if she was just standing by while her father burned down villages (which she would not be doing, she'd absolutely be part of it) it is still horrific to suggest that she has no responsibility because she just wanted her father to love her.

On top of that, it is both shockingly ignorant and alarmingly racist to suggest that once the Earth Kingdom is conquered, there would be no more loss of life. History suggests otherwise. Do you know what happens to conquered people? Do you know what, historically, crushing a people's hope actually means? And once a people is crushed, well, then their lives don't really matter all that much, do they?

I don't want to get into too much graphic detail but if you look at historical conflicts involving conquests that are specifically designed to systematically disenfranchise and crush the hope of an entire people, you hear about pillaging and internment camps but there's less publicity for the casual loss of life that is very much happening while those things are also occurring, as part of the "intimidation" tactics. Because the ultimate goal is to wipe out a people, even though that's rarely what it's publicly said to be, and don't pretend that it's anything less than that.

And do you think that once Azula had conquered Omashu and Ba Sing Se, that there would be a way to stop the loss of life that would occur once the place was crawling with FN enforcers? We see how stuff like that happens even among the different people of the Earth Kingdom, how the war allows EK soldiers to take control in the town in "Zuko Alone" and use their power to bully others.

And if you've dehumanized an entire race of people that much, it's not that far of a step to commit to taking lives.

That's the point. That's the point of Iroh's backstory and the point of Zuko's redemption. Life, all life, is precious and fragile and deserves to be treated with respect and protected. That's also why people like Jet or Hama don't get a free pass for their actions because they were victims. And neither does Azula.

[usedpidemo]

Each of them has to practice dancing to LESSERAFIM's "Impurities"

They have decided to focus on practicing this move specifically and have fun with you in the process. 😉

They each pitch in $1000, so a total of 4000 USD to make a fun challenge with you. Each of them will be interacting with you to the whole song (3 minutes and 16 seconds).

If you don't cum before all of them finish 'practicing' the hips-swaying move on you, you get to keep all the money. You sit down and ready yourself mentally.

You get to select who would be responsible for each of the following options:

In her white costume, her ass rubbing against your cock in your pants

With your lower half now naked, her bare ass rubbing against the underside of your cock, sometimes putting your cock between her cheeks and 'hotdogging' it

Same as above but now her lower lips rubbing against your tip, sensing her slick slowly dripping down your whole shaft, even feeling her nub rubbing against your slit

You are balls deep into her while she sways her hips, you feel her subconsciously clench around you tighter every time she changes direction of her hips sway

What is your choice?

If they are looking back at you, who do you think would make the best expressions when she's teasing you?

damn this could make an excellent fic called wicked games or something like that i wish someone could write it

Hmm.

Wonyoung, I think she'd be a fun warm-up, not too difficult to ease me in

Sakura, it's a tossup, either she fucks it up and makes it hilarious or she completely paralyzes me with that glare 0.0

Chaewon, she's absolutely committed 100%

Yujin, if I'm ever gonna fucking lose on the final girl I might as well empty my balls inside her cunt XD

In terms of expressions, Annyeongz easily sell it the best imo, but Chaewon's completely up there, totally feeling herself while she performs >_>

[mamawasatesttube]

tim for the headcanons asks? (and kon, even though you’ve already answered for him? and have probably been asked like five times already lol)

ABSOLUTELY LETS GOOO tim time :)

Headcanon A:  realistic

clothes thief!!!! from literally everyone he's fond of, ever!!!! catch him going on a 2am boba run wearing dick's flip-flops, cassie's sweatpants, kon's jacket, cass's shirt, and a really weird hat he stole from bart once. there's about a 50% chance that any given article of clothing in his closet is thefted.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

when he's around 20 it hits him that hey, my best bro's early life was MAD fucked up actually. so he goes and tanks rex leech's credit score just for funsies <3

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

he was the one who eventually had to pull cassie away from kon's body, in the rubble, because he was the only one she'd let touch either of them. he compartmentalized about it. it was fine. (it was not fine.)

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

i really like the idea of him eventually taking on the name "rook" as an adult hero! it's the name of a corvid, in keeping with the Bird Themes, but also it's a chess piece. something something metaphors.

and now kon <3 i certainly do NOT mind answering again heehee

Headcanon A:  realistic

he was the unknowing heartthrob of smallville high when he came back. he literally had no idea bc he was too busy soul-searching, figuring out he was In The Closet This Whole Time, etc. it's also funny bc younger kon wouldve been screaming at him like DUDE SO MANY GIRLS LIKE YOU WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!! but it's honestly a mark of his Growth as a person. he's just going through a lot ok

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

he has a secret wendy the werewolf stalker tumblr blog that's one of the biggest names in the fandom. mostly he writes meta. occasionally he writes fic too.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

after his resurrection, he doesn't even realize how traumatized he is by his own death until one day a building gets knocked down in a fight he's in, and despite it not falling even remotely close to on top of him, breathing in the dusty air in all the rubble sends him spiraling into panic. it's part of why he decides he needs a leave of absence from the titans.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

in line with part a: he has a brief summer fling with simon valentine that starts with them making out at prom senior year. it's literally the only time anyone at smallville high has ever been jealous of simon valentine.

[lady-lazagna]

I'm not super back into Bakugan (that five-year solo special interest phase will be missed) BUT impulse buying a Shun funko pop has reignited something in me

SO I'm gonna write some random headcanons of the core six (anything after season one doesn't exist to me lol sorry) and their Bakugan:

-Hitting Shun with the Autisti-fication beam. Only talks when he feels it's important, super observant, can't tell you how he feels for the life of him (I am him, actually). In my hc, he's pretty sensitive to bright lights, fucking hates people touching his forearms or neck, as is over-empathetic.

-Runo wants to be a lawyer. No one's 100% sure where this ambition came from, but it likely has something to do with the constant sexual harassment she faces in her current workplace under the watch of her criminally ignorant father... but who knows🤷‍♀️

-Always designating this hc to the loudest mf in the show, but Dan is a youtuber. That guy is an absolute Clout Chaser. He'd do a lot of irl stuff I think, like challenges, pranks, storytimes- and of course, a lot of Bakugan content. Some would compare him to David Dobrik. He'd fucking kill those people.

-Julie lifts. Girl could bench-press you in a heartbeat. When she gets excited, she'll just grab whoever's closest to her and twirl them around like a doll. However, she's learned to ask people if they're okay with this beforehand since becoming friends with the aforementioned autistic ninja. ^^^

-Alice listens to Death Grips when she knits. That's it. Guillotine has the best rhythm for knitting in her opinion.

-Marucho had a big "in a silly goofy mood😋" phase after he stopped being his parents' bitch. He tried really hard to do silly and "outlandish" things that were actually like... bare minimum. He used an empty chip packet as a hat and thought he was going completely off the rails.

-Obviously Runo swears the most out of the group- girl has a lot to say, and a lot of it consists of "you dumb fucking bitch." Dan tries to swear just as much, but it doesn't come naturally to him so it always feels very off when he does. Marucho, Shun, and Julie don't swear as often, but when they do, it's always unexpected and very hilarious. Alice is the only one who actively doesn't want to swear.

-On the Bakugan's end, Preyas uses a lot of old-timey slang for swear words. Dan told Drago that "fuck" is interchangeable with "play" and insanity ensued. Gorem tries not to swear because he knows it's impolite. Tigrerra also thinks it's impolite, but sometimes you just need to call your fellow Bakugan a bitch (and damn does it feel good, even if they have no idea what you're talking about). Skyress only swore once, when she told Shun's grandpa that she fucked Shun's mum. Hydranoid has never heard a swear word in his life and Alice is determined to keep it that way.

-Little self-insert shipper Laz would kill current me for this, but it has to be said: Dan, Runo, and Shun are in a polyamorous relationship. Three bisexual icons. It was bound to happen. I could write a whole post about their relationship if I could be bothered. Maybe I will be bothered one day.

-Actually maybe the entire gang is bisexual (except for maybe Alice... we need a lesbian other than the pretty evil Vexo lady). At first I thought about making Julie a lesbian, because then she'd be a pink femme lesbian (just like me fr), but I do kind of like her relationship with Billy, so she's yet another bicon. I've also heard of this dude named Tsubasa Ren that Marucho has a thing for, so *slams fist on table* ANOTHER BICON.

-Okay maybe the Vexos and the Resistance and whatever other fucking aliens they added do exist to me, I'll just ignore their entire storyline and how they fucked over my three leading ladies.

Aight that's it for now. Idk if headcanoning works the same way here as it does in the beyblade world, so if you're upset by me making them autistic and gay, I offer you my sincerest eat my ass.

[chnt-confessions]

I think we all know that yvonne would like connie tucker from young Sheldon. she'd find her absolutely hilarious and you can't tell me otherwise i also Jedidiah would like missy. idk why I just feel like he'd find her funny and whenever shed do something like snarky he'd turn to sydney and go "that ones my favorite" should I write a chnt x young Sheldon crossover

I KNOOWWW WHO YOU AREEEEE and you're so right