Dot, turning her head: ... and then there's the disaster couple.
Toni: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Shelby: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Leah, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Toni: Moose Tracks is good!
Fatin: What the fuck is that!?
Toni: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Fatin: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Leah and Toni: what?
Fatin: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Leah: You done now?
Fatin: Yeah ok.
Leah and Toni: ...
Fatin: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
I have an intimate truth to share: I think Sunday would be a very cute name for a shoni baby who lives on a farm with her two moms. Sunday Shalifoe??? They could call her Sunny!! C’mon it writes itself!! And if she looked just like Shelby?? The material is there!! 😭😭😭
Tall, repressed lesbians whose family held them to impossibly perfect standards and their short, wildly emotional gfs who pull them out of their shell and call them 'B'