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WLWGIF’S PRIDE MONTH CELEBRATION
Day 3: tropes
Enemies to Lovers
#pmcw#*parallels#ouat#*ouat#swan queen#*#*gifs#*hannibal#hannigram#hannibal#calliette#*first kill#*ke#killing eve#wildmoore#100#*batwoman#batwoman#*poi#person of interest
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not to be controversial bc I know this is like…not in line with shifting opinions on fanfic comment culture but if there’s a glaring typo in my work I will NOT be offended by pointing it out. if ao3 fucks up the formatting…I will also not be offended by having this pointed out…
‘looking forward to the next update’ and ‘I hope you update soon!’ are different vibes than a demand, and should be read in good faith because a reader is finding their way to tell you how much they love it. I will not be mad at this.
‘I don’t usually like this ship but this fic made me feel something’ is also incredibly high praise. I’m not going to get mad at this.
even ‘I love this fic but I’m curious about why you made [x] choice’ is just another way a reader is engaging in and putting thought into your work.
I just feel like a lot of authors take any comment that’s not perfectly articulated glowing praise in the exact manner they’re hoping to receive it in bad faith.
fic engagement has been dropping across the board over the last several years, and yes it’s frustrating but it isn’t as though I can’t see how it happens. comment anxiety can be a real thing. the last thing anyone wants to do is offend an author they love, and that means sometimes people default to silence.
idk where I’m going with this I guess aside from saying unless a comment is outright attacking me I’m never going to get mad at it, and I think a lot of authors should feel the same way. ESPECIALLY TYPOS PLZ GOD POINT OUT MY TYPOS.
#ao3#archive of our own#fanfiction#tbh even if I got a comment that said ‘I hate you I’m going to kill your family’ on chapter 75 it still means they read 75 chapters first….#it just makes me sad to see so many writers shouting into the void#and also see ppl complain openly about the specific types of comments they receive#posting screenshots on Reddit like ‘should I be mad at this’ CALM DOWN#sigh
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Alfred, who tries to punish little Jason for something he messed up with by using the same methods he used on Dick — aka. ground him, make him wash dishes and clean the house, or just watching some old reality shows with him — expect... it never works. Jason is actually fucking excited about all of these things.
Alfred: To my attention was brought a fact that you smoked with Commissioner Gordon again. Jason, stuttering: I mean- I- Alfred: Thus, you are punished. I expect all dishes to be cleaned by the time I return home. Jason, confused: Really? Alfred: Yes. Jason, beaming, because cleaning makes him feel better and helps to distract himself: Cool! Thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Excuse me?
Cut to Alfred, who stares in shock as he finds Jason actually enthusiastically washing dishes, while singing along with Whitney Houston.
Alfred: For this punishment, you will... be grounded. Jason: Oh, thank god, guys from school invited me to the cinema, but I didn't want to go, anyway. Alfred: ...And clean up the whole cave. Jason: I actually did this morning! But I can do another round of quick cleaning session if you want, Alfie. Alfred: ...And then you will watch another soap opera with me, lad. Jason, squealing: Cool!
Bruce, staring amusedly on Alfred and Jason, who sew Batman's and Robin's suits, while discussing the new episode of their favourite show: Al, I don't think that's a punishment for a kid... Alfred, frowning: Of course not. I am just spending time with my grandson. Bruce: Mhm-m. What about the punishment for your favourite broken vase? Alfred, who promised to punish anyone who did it this morning, because he thought it was Bruce, and not Jason, who accidentally knocked it off with the tip of his cape: ... Alfred: What vase? Jason: *beaming*
Alfred, solemnly: My boy. I am afraid, this time you truly need to serve your punishment in the order to understand your mistake. Alfred: No Jane Austen adaptations marathon for this Sunday. Jason, in horror: Alfred, no. Please. Alfred: Even more, you are obligated to go out on Sunday, and stay away from doing any additional homework. Jason: NO-O. Dick, who came for holidays, witnessing this for the first time: ... Dick: I think this kid is broken or something.
#imagine the confusion of new kids who will witness this years after only with Red Hood#Alfred: I am sorry my boy but you are punished#Tim and Damian: buzzing with excitement bc it is the first time Alfred does this to Jason#Alfred: I am banning you from our The Crown nights for a week#Tim and Damian: ?????????????????????#Jason *sniffling*: sorry#Bruce: what are you punishing him for anyway?#Jason who accidentally stepped on Alfie's flowers when he was burying some evidence that he killed Joker: uh#Alfred without batting an eye: he forgot to add milk in my tea#jason todd#red hood#batman#dcu#dcu comics#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#alfred pennyworth
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering#50k. it’s been over a year since I made this post. I’ve grown and changed so much and I’m so happy I have. but. I stay silly :3#okay random edit bc PSA: don’t tell ppl to kill themselves! even as a joke in response to a silly pun!!! some of us are mentally ill!!!
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Let the poor man rest.
#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever#and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed#he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death#second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gege akutami#my two cents#satosugu
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
#batman#batfam#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#stephanie brown#dc comics#icb i posted this w/o tags the first time#what is wrong w me#superman: where do you find these kids#bruce: they just show up tbh#especially tim. he LITERALLY just showed up#anyone: so which one is really robin?#bruce: they are all really robin.#bruce: dick wanted to kill a man.#jason tried hijacking my tires in CRIME ALLEY.#tim just appeared and made himself robin that was NOT me#stephanie also wanted to kill a man.#damian did kill a man. or two.#YOU try to parent these kids then come back to me clark
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THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
#bumblebee#b 127#transformers one#transformers fanart#transformers#optimus prime#i think hes so funny#bro went outside and on his first day he was given weapons and immediatly went and killed like 30 people#calm down boy#hes kinda scary#hes like killing people and havign SO much fun#u cant be doing that white baby 😭😭😭#hes going to be a monster on the battlefield
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[Rook voice] maybe if you had some friends you'd calm down 🙄
#kunst huli#zea dao oc#dragon age#datv#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#rook datv#rook thorne#solas dragon age#fen'harel#i had this. in my head. since i finished the game for the first time DFJGKDFJG#also kind of on topic? theres a song#'no one ever gave us the right' by marble sounds#kind of veilguard coded tbhhh#rook @ solas being like 'how could you have lived but not learned'#because MAN......#but its fun. its a fun dynamic#its been fun to think about how zea would like. think about the guy#i dont think theyll hate him. theyre too....idk. believing-in-the-best-in-people#but they would definitely be frustrated#and then also angry post-prison#they WOULD get fooled by him on some level. theyre too trusting DFGJKDFGJ#even when actively telling themself they should Not trust him#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#anyway kind of funny/sad to realize that solas has no friends bcs he keeps killing them DFGJKLDJGDFg
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Abby doesn’t like this FNAF man behind the slaughter
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#abby schmidt#william afton#mike schmidt#springtrap#fnaf cupcake#adventure time#that one Jake the dog line#Abby is so funny in the first movie#cause she goes from fun silly to#FULLY down to committing murder against the rabbit#let’s kill the horse
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When you’re both hot you get sexualized to hell and back. When you’re both the favorite child and the sacrificial lamb. When you both have dysfunctional families. When you’re both royalty in chains bound by your fathers’ commands. When you both had to grow up in battle. When you both learn no one will save you but yourself yet you’re expected to save everyone else. When you’re both

#Koriande’r#kory anders#kory#dick grayson#dc#Dickkory#Take the first picture: Matching icons for you and your mutual#Also when you both have a sibling thats wanted to kill you and is angry with you for something that is not your fault#But your parents sorta of festered that problem/ caused it#nightwing#I drew my favorite outfits for them im so sorry for discowing enjoyers
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#interview with the vampire#what we do in the shadows#astarion#vampire chronicles#vampire the masquerade#anne rice#dracula novel#dracula#first kill#castlevania netflix#castlevania#queer vampires#vampires#carmilla#not quite dead#buffy the vampire slayer#supernatural#the hunger#daughter of darkness#true blood#american horror story hotel#the vampire lovers#underworld 2003#lgbtq#queer media#pride#meme#lgbt memes#vampire memes#adventure time
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#IM FUCKING OUT OF MY MIND#AT FIRST..... THIS WAS A JOKE..... BUT GUYS..... I DON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭#457#squid game 457#squid game#squid game 2#001 x 456#456 x 001#inhun#gi hun#in ho#gi hun x in ho#squid game fanart#FUCKING TIKTOKS WITH THEM#toxic old man yaoi#im killing myself#im killing everyone#kms#bye
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In my heart I think tfp would fold under a single genuine compliment, and I feel like D-16 was always liberal with complements sooo
#transformers one#maccadam#megatron#starscream#tfp#tf one#d-16#tfo megs hates tfp megs’ coked up ass sm#why’s everyone hot but my alternate looks in two directions at once#he’s fuming#starscream would look down on him at first bc he’s small and inexperienced#like haha he doesn’t suspect a thing I should kill him now and save my counterpart the work but#his tsundere ass should be whipped so fast from tfo megs saying like#thank you and that’s cool#he’d say if you were my leader I’d never shoot a missile at your back and tfo megs goes ?? is that something you do regularly??#tfp megs would be PISSED he’s not about to lose his sic to his baby self#I like the idea that tfo Megatron and tfp starscream are similar in size
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caterina: i have made the Perfect Assassin
rook: you fucked up a perfectly good househusband is what you did. look at him. he’s got anxiety
#if caterina has no haters im dead#i know lucanis still loves her and i respect that but that does NOT mean i have to!!!!!#i have a lot of thoughts about her and how their dynamics fit into like. The Way Italian Families Work#she’s such an interesting and tragic character when you dig into Why she’s like that#but first and foremost i am a hater. how dare you do all that to your boys. killing her in my mind#datv#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#caterina dellamorte#rookanis#lucanis x rook
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Gotta Go Fast ✨💨
#Sonic#Sonic the Hedgehog#Shadow the Hedgehog#Fanart#MSPaint Draw#this (and some stuff on the way) is the first thig I've drawn for my self since october#work has been killing me since before the holiday - sonic movie revived me#excuse me while i get a few sillies outta my system
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coming home
#ohhhh to have a pretty pregnant wife waiting for u at home everyday in a pretty renaissance dress#the only time Vivienne was a sit at home do nothing wife cause she had a FKN horrendous pregnancy#straight up nearly killed her#actually definitely would’ve killed her but lucanis bought up every healer in Thedas worth their salt to keep her ALIVE#and her ass got stuck on bed rest for months!!!#she sure as fuck nearly went nuts!!!#mmmm I needed my rook to be vulnerable for ONCE because she’s always been so cool and collected#and who better than to render her life in mortal danger than her son#also YES I remain on my shaded spectacles first talon bullshit!!!#someone recommended pince nez glasses and my god their brain is huge they were so right#dragon age veilguard#my art#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#datv#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#rook mercar#Vivienne rook mercar#dragon age fanart#me: draw something with normal fucking light#also me: over my dead body 🔫
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