#Shmipper

[sticcmann]

Their names are actually Shmipper and Smabble, I didn’t know

[gravityfallsreaderinsert]

Mr. and Mx. Mystery

S1E1 - Tourist Trapped

MasterList

The sun was shining in the clear blue sky as a family were having a fun day outside.

‘Ah, summer break-‘ Hank was grilling burgers for his family and his two kids Shmipper and Smabble were laughing and chasing one another, while the rest of the family sat at a picnic table. "You want cheese on that, hon?" Hank asked his wife, flipping a burger. "Sure, Hank."

‘A time for leisure, recreation, and takin' 'er easy... Unless you're me.’ 

A golf cart crashes through the "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign with Dipper and Mabel screaming as they drove thorugh the woods. The ground shakes as something large makes it way pass trees, knocking them down. Mabel looks back toward the forest, "Aaaah!!! It's getting closer!" A giant hand tries to reach for the cart but missies as the cart files off a rock and lands as the kids swerve.

‘My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.’

 "Look out!" Mabel screamed as Dipper turns the wheel to the left hard, almost knocking the cart over, leaving both them screaming.

'Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.'

'Let's rewind. It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air.' Mabel gets their pet cat taken out of her hands while a video game console gets taken out of her brothers. In replace they were both given packed bags and sunscreen on their noses.

“They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great-uncle and auncle's place in the woods.”

Mabel begun to put up all kinds of boy band and cute posters on her side of the room. "This attic is amazing! Check out all my splinters!" Mabel holds out her hand which is covered in, all places that shouldn’t be, with splinters. Dipper walks backwards toward his bed as he gets a good look at the room they’ll staying in for the whole summer. As he does he gets jump scared by Gompers who's standing behind him, "Baaa!”

“And there's a goat on my bed."

Mabel walks over to them has she holds out her hand trying to be friendly toward the goat but he ended up chewing on her sweater sleeve, "Hey, friend. Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater. Ha ha ha ha ha!"

'My sister tended to look on the bright side of things.'

"Yay! Grass," Mabel exclaimed as she rolled down the small hill, having the "time of her life".

A woodpecker starts to peck the top of Dipper's hat. Y/N makes a gently shooing motion to make the bird fly away without looking from their book.

‘But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings, our great-auncle, (Y/N), was trying to make things better by trying to bond with us and to get me to see the brighter side of things.’ 

Dipper and Y/N were sitting under a tree together, Dipper writing in a journal and Y/N reading. Y/N lightly slapped the insides of the book with the back of their fingers.

"Ok, now I think you might enjoy this book, sweet pea.” Next thing Dipper knew, his great-uncle jumped behind the tree he and his auncle were sitting under on wearing a mask, "Boo!"

Both Dipper and Y/N scream at the top of their lungs, dropping the books in their hands as Dipper falls over.

"Aha ha ha ha!" Stan laugh as he takes the mask off.

 'And then was our great-uncle Stan.' Stan slaps his knee has he takes the mask off of his head.

'That guy.'

"Aha ha ha ha, ow!" Stan started hitting his chest from laughing so hard, then he doubled over in pain as his partner punched him in the stomach.

"Stop doing that!" Y/n picked Dipper up, fixing his hat and made sure he was ok.

"It was worth it."

'Our uncle and auncle had transformed their house into a tourist trap they called the Mystery Shack. The real mystery was why anyone came.'

A coward follows the Pines couple through out the museum, their arms linked together as Stan points to attractions with his 8-ball cane, "Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The Sascrotch!"

‘And guess who had to work there.’

“Oh," Mabel reaches to touch a giant eyeball, when Stan comes over to smack her hand away.

"No touching the merchandise!"

'It looked like it was gonna be the same boring routine all summer, until one fateful day...'

Dipper was wiping down some merchandise sweeping while his Graunkle was sweeping. His sister, Mabel, was too busy stalking her latest boy target behind selves of Stan and Y/N bobble head figures.

"He's looking at it. He's looking at it!"

The boy opened the note reading it out loud, "Uh...'Do you like me? Yes. Definitely. Absolutely?'” He started looking around, trying to find the source of where the note could have come from.

"I rigged it!" She uttered excitedly has she placed her hands on her cheeks.

Dipper stopped cleaning and rolled his eyes, “Mabel, I know you're going through your whole "boy crazy" phase, but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the "crazy" part."

Mabel turned towards her brother with a disbelieve look on her face and blows a raspberry, "What?! Come on, Dipper! This is our first summer away from home. It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance."

"I agree with Dipper on his, Hon, don’t you think you're moving too fast?" (Y/N) asked, "I mean...how many boy does make now?”

"I bet she doesn't even know, she flirts with every guy she meets!" Dipper said, shrugging.

Mabel is standing next to a boy in the mystery shack, fluttering her eyes, "My name is Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams. I'm joking! Ha ha ha ha!" She exclaims pushing the boy into the greeting cards display knocking him and the stand over.

Mabel then pops up from behind a bench, that has a guy sitting with his turtle in his hands, "Oh, my gosh, you like turtles? I like turtles too. What is happening here?"

Inside the mattress store, a boy dressed as the mattress king is working, "Come one, come all, to the mattress prince's kingdom of savings!"

Mabel pops out from behind a set of colorful balloons and she whispers, Take me with you..." Causing the boy to run away screaming.

"Mock all you want, brother and Graunkle, but I got a good feeling about this summer. I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now." Mabel said confidently has she pointed toward the mystery shack exhibit door.

Stan walks through the door holding signs under his arm and a pitt cola in his hand. Using his other, he clutched his stomach as a burp gets caught in his throat, "Oh! Oh. Not good. Ow." 

Mabel looks at Stan in disgust, "Oh, why?!"

Dipper and Y/N laughed, high fiving each other as they do.

"All right, look alive, people. I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest." Stan said as he holds out the signs toward Y/N and the twins.

"Not it!" Dipper and Mabel say at the same time, behind them Soos raised his hand while he drilled a shelf with his other.

"Uh, also not it."

"Nobody asked you, Soos."

"I know, and I'm comfortable with that." He pulled out a chocolate bar and took a bite out of it.

Y/N can see Stan giving them a side eyed look, “No, Stan. I’m not doing the job that I told you to do!”

Stan rolls his eyes as he sighed in annoyance, he then turns towards the teenage red head, who’s relaxing on the job with her feet on the counter, reading a magazine. "Wendy! I need you to put up this sign!"

Wendy tries to reach for the signs from where she's sitting, with a bored expression on her face not looking up from her magazine, "I would, but I, ugh, can't, ugh, reach it, ugh..."

"I'd fire all of you if I could. All right, let's make it eeny-meeny-miney..." Stan then points his finger at Dipper, "You."

"Aw, what? Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those woods, I feel like I'm being watched."

"Ahh, this again." Stand begins to rub the corners of his eyes as Y/N gave him a light hit on his shoulder.

"I'm telling you, something weird is going on in this town. Just today, my mosquito bites spelled out "BEWARE." Stan and Y/N leaned in closer to Dipper’s arm, both squinting their eyes. After looking at it for a couple of seconds Stan leaned back up, looking at Dipper, confused.

"That says 'bewarb.’” As he said this, Y/N gently grabbed Dipper’s arm and examined the bites. “Do you believe me, Graunkle Y/N?” Y/N shook their head, letting go of his arm.

”Oh, Sorry. I was just seeing if that needed to have cream put in it. It’s looks bad, Sweet pea.” Dipper then lowers his arm in embarrassment and rubs the bites.

“Anyway, look, kid.” Stan voices, “The whole "monsters in the forest" thing is just local legend drummed up by guys like us to sell merch to guys like that," Stan pointed to a man sweating like there was no tomorrow laughing at a bobble head Stan doll in his hands. "So, quit being so paranoid!" He then threw the signs into Dipper's arms. Fumbling with them, Dipper looked up at his uncle in annoyance.

Watching Stan leave through employees only door, Y/N sighed. Crouching down to meet Dipper’s height, Y/N placed a hand on Dipper’s shoulder. Dipper didn't make eye-contact with them.

”Hey, don’t let Stan get under your skin, alright? If you say there’s something going on, maybe, you could look for evidence to rub in his mean face."

Dipper sighed and nodded his head, "Yeah...Yeah! Grunkle Stan might not know it but this town had some weird stuff going on and I'm gonna prove it!" Dipper grips the signs tighter has he marches out of the shack toward the woods. Y/N stood back up, cracking their back, "Oof! Stupid old body." Taking a look around they noticed that Mabel was no where to be found, signing again they crossed their arms over their chest and walking through the employee only door. In there, they found Stan in the kitchen finishing his Pitt soda.

"He's gonna found out about this place eventually, you do know that right?" Stan groaned, taking a long drink from the can. He waved his finger in 'no' motion, bringing the can down from his mouth. "You don't think I know that, toots? Boy seems too smart for his age," he leans on the kitchen table muttering the last part of his sentence under his breathe. "Almost like someone else we know."

Y/N slowing walked over to the table and leaned on it next to Stan, rubbing his back. "I know, that's why I think we should be honest with them. To protect them from all this crazy stuff this place has going on. If we keep lying-" Stan cuts Y/N off.

"If we keep lying, we can keep them away from it." Stan gets up and walks out the kitchen to go upstairs, you turn your gaze to your feet. Thinking about how you could tell the kids about everything in this town, but a part of you didn't. It felt too soon, so you decided to wait until maybe they trusted you and Stan a little more. You groaned in annoyance, rolling your eyes. Opening the freezer, you grabbed a popsicle walking out of the kitchen to sit on the couch outside.

Some time passed, but you don’t know how long as you were sitting there lost in thought, until the front door slammed next to you. It was Mabel and she looks excited as ever.

“Hey Graunkle! I’m going to see if I can find Dipper, ok bye!" Mabel screamed as she started running toward the woods, you didn't even get a chance to understand what she was saying. And you didn’t have to think about it because pulling up to the front of the shack was a tour bus, you stood up, crushing the stick of the popsicle in your mouth.

After Y/N and Stan finished the tour, you two went upstairs. You rubbed the back of your neck, "Hey, you're not like mad about earlier, right?" Stan chuckled under his breath, turning to face you.

"Why would I be mad at ya? You just care for those rascals." You smiled, you both turned toward the stairs having heard the twins return. You walked over to Stan as you wrapped an arm around his waist and he wrapped his around your shoulder, hip to hip. “Now, let’s go see what those two are up too.”

You gave him a hard kiss on his cheek, giggling. Stan laughed, “Ugh, gross.” You both walked done the stairs laughing. As you got closer, you could hear the twins talking about something. Then you see Mabel rush to the door as you and Stan stood at the door way of the living room.

”What you readin' there, slick?”

Dipper quickly hides the journal under the cushion he was sitting under and grabs the nearest thing he can find. ”Oh! I was just catchin' up on, uh… gold chains for old men magazine?”

“Dipper don't read that, it'll rotten you.” Stan playfully pushed Y/N, laughing. They both walked over to stand behind the love sofa. “What?! That’s a good issue and you like my gold chains!”

You wagged your finger at him, smirking, ”I don’t know who told you that lie.” Just as you said that Mabel came back but she was with someone. He was taller than her, wearing a back hoodie and his back was facing the room.

”Hey, family! Say hello to my new boyfriend!” Mabel presented him as he turned around. His hair was covering one of his eyes and he had some red substance dripping from his cheek. He waved his hand halfway up in a greeting. ”Sup?”

”Hey…” Dipper greeted him first then Stan and you both at the same time.

”How's it hangin'.” Stan threw up finger guns.

“Hello.” You lazily waved at him.

“We met at the cemetery. He's really deep.” She then placed an hand on his arm, squeezing it a bit. “Ooh! Little muscle there. That’s… what a surprise.” Dipper raised his eyebrows, examining this new guy his sister brought in, ”So, what's your name?”

Almost as if pains him to speak he answers the question, ”Uh Normal Man!”

“He means "Norman.” As Mabel corrects him, Y/N noticed the red substance on his check dripping to the floor.

“Are you bleeding, Norman? We could patch that cut up for you?” 

Norman’s eyes widened as he looks at the liquid on his face. ”It's jam.”

Mabel gasped has she lightly shoved him. “Oh! I love jam! Look at this!” She exclaimed moved her hands back and forth between them. Norman shrugged as he looked around, ”So, you wanna go hold hands or whatever?”

”Oh! Oh, my goodness. Don't wait up!” Mabel giggled, bouncing up and down. She then runs towards the door Norman shoot finger guns at the others in the room and followed Mabel, hitting the doorframe and other walls in the process.

Y/N looked around the room at the others, "Well, he was weird. Right?" You saw Dipper nodding his head slowly, gaze focused on where Norman stood.

"Yeah," Stan began, he than clapped his hands and started making his was to the gift shop, "Come on, angel cakes, we got a shack to run!" Y/N ruffled Dipper's hair through his hat and started making their way towards the door, before they opened it they turned to look at Dipper.

"Hey bud, you alright?" They didn't get an answer cause he was already making his way up the stairs. Y/N signed, made sure they looked presentable, fixing their suit and little butterfly pin, and went through the door.

~ TIME SKIP ~

Y/N was stocking inventory as Stan handled the last group of tourists, you hummed thinking to yourself on where the twins could be. Finishing up your task you walked over to where Stan was with the guest.

Stan holds up a swirly pattern on a stick, pulls the string and rotates into a continuous spiral, "Behold! The world's most distracting object!"

The group of tourist was amazed at the simple object, Y/N rolled their eyes at the crowd. Looking passed the all to look through the window seeing the twins and some kind of giant monster. You stood there, mouth agape, your gaze not leaving the the window. Y/N reached out to tap on Stan's shoulder.

"Just try to look away you can't! I can't even remember what I was talkin' about." You groaned and ran outside, seeing the kids about to get hit by a giant fist. You ran towards them and grabbed them. Resulting in you all rolling until you hit the wall of the shack. The twins landed safely but you rolled until you hit the wall with your back, knocking the air our of your lungs.

Dipper was able process what happened to them quickly, he shuffled over to Y/N. Shaking their shoulder, "Graunkle!? Are you ok?" Before you could catch your breath and answer, the monster, which you now see is made of tiny men, gets closer.

"It's the end of the line, kids and weird person that came out of nowhere. Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy!" The one sitting all the way at the top spoke out. The twins each take a side by you, Dipper holding your shoulder and Mabel holing your hand. Dipper turned his hard to look at his sister, "There's gotta be a way out of this!"

Mabel looked from you to her brother with a worried expression. She them closed her eyes and, sighed through her nose. Letting go of Y/N's hand, she stood up and walked towards the gnomes. "I gotta do it."

Dipper's eyes widen, he stood and walked over to his sister, "What?! Mabel, don't do this! Are you crazy?"

Mabel looks back with a determined look on her face, "Trust me." Dipper shook his head and threw his arms up.

"What?!"

"Dipper, just this once Trust me."

You grabbed Dipper by his shoulder, making him turn towards you, "Dipper, I don't know what the hell is going on, but your sister seems like she knows what to do..." Dipper looked back and forth between you, his sister and the pile of gnomes. Walking backward toward the wall, he nodded.

"All right, Jeff, I'll marry you."

"Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason!" Jeff starts to climb down using the other gnomes as a ladder. "Thanks. Andy, left foot, there we go, watch those fingers, Mike." When he makes it to stand in front of Mabel, he pulls out a diamond ring from his back pocket. "Ehh? Ehh?" Mabel's eyes flutter as she presents her hand towards Jeff, he then puts the ring on her finger and does a little jig. "Bada-Bing, bada-bam! Now let's get you back into the forest, honey!"

"You may now kiss the bride." Mabel says as she examined the ring on her finger.

"Well, uh, don't mind if I do." Before he could so anything, he gets sucked into the nozzle of a leaf blower that's Mabel picked up without him seeing.

"Aah! Hey, wait a minute! Ahh-aahh Whoa! Whoa! W-what's going on? Aah! Aaah!"

"That's for lying to me!" She then turned the know on the leaf blower, increasing the power. "That's for breaking my heart!"

"Ow! My face!"

"And this is for messing with my brother!" She then aims the leaf blower toward the gnome monster, Dipper coming to stand next to her. She turned to him, gesturing the leaf blower toward him.

"Wanna do the honors?" She asked Dipper, he came to her side grabbing half of the leaf blower, "On three."

"One, two, three!" They both counted, shifting the leaf blower from 'suck' to 'blow'. Blasting Jeff through the other gnomes and towards the forrest.

"I'll get you back for this!!!!!" He screams as he sails over the trees. Meanwhile the giant monster falls apart as the gnomes fall to the ground. They all start complaining until Mabel starts aiming the leaf blower at them, making them all run away.

"Anyone else wants some?" Mabel screams, the twins laugh for a bit until the turn around, hearing their Graunkle trying to get up. They both run to take one of your sides, helping you up. "Thanks, kids. I don't know you two got in a mess like this but I'm just glad its over."

Mabel rubs you back looking up at you, "Are you gonna be ok Y/N." You chuckled, ruffling both of their heads, "Just peachy, gonna need my pillow though. Are you two alright?" They looked at each other smiling then back up to you, nodded. You smiled and started making your way towards the gift shop door, looking behind you, you called out towards the twins. "You coming?"

Dipper was about to answer, but Mabel stopped him, "We'll be there soon, I gotta talk to Dip-stick real quick." You nodded once more, not having the strength to speak again and went inside.

Inside you found Stan who was counted some of the earnings for the day. Y/N walked over and place their hands on the counter.

"Whoa?! The hell happened to you?" You mouthed, 'I'll you later' as the twins came dragging themselves in. Y/N nodded their head towards the beaten up looking twins, eyeing Stan.

"Sheesh! You two get hit by a bus or somethin'?" Not paying Stan too much attention they continued towards the employee only door.

"Aha! Uh, hey! W-wouldn't you know it? Um, Y/N accidentally overstocked some inventory, so how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop on the house?"

Mabel spun around with a twinkle in her eyes, "Really?

"What's the catch?" Dipper asked as he folded his arms and raised his eyebrow, staring his Uncle down.

“The catch is do it before I change my mind. Now take something.” Stan exclaims has he elbows the cash register placing the money inside, rolling his eyes playfully at you as you laughed. You walked over to stand next to Stan, him taking one of your arms and helping you lean on him. You both watched the kids look around the ship. Dipper chose one of the merch hats, slipping it on his head and looked at himself in the mirror.

"Hmm. That oughta do the trick."

“And I will have a Grappling hook!” Digging into box Mabel pulls out the grappling hook and holds it over her head in excitement. “Yes!”

You smile and gently clap your hands, encouraging her, while Stan and Dipper look at her then each other in disbelief and confusion. As they look back at her again Stan ask, “Wouldn't you rather have a doll or something?”

She then proceeds to launch the hook toward the ceiling, the hook then wraps around a beam, pulling her up in the process, “Grappling hook!”

Stan shrugged, "Fair enough."

Y/N knocked on the attic door, waiting until the twins gave permission for them to enter. You opened the door, peeking inside, you notice Mabel jumping on her bed and Dipper with his knees up a book or something laying on them.

"You two ready for bed?" Dipper nodded as Mabel shouted a 'Yes', not stopping her jumping. You laughed, "Well, I hope you too had a good day today."

"It was awesome, Graunkle," Mabel yelled. She stopped jumping and began to aim her grappling hook all around the room, trying to see where to shoot. "Ok, just be careful with that, sweetie."

She nodded as you were about to close the door, Dipper called out to you.

"Wait, um, don't you want like... I don't know some kind of explanation after what happened today?" You chuckled, shaking you head.

"Dipper, I've lived in this weird town for many years. I don't really need one." The expression on his face lighten up, looking as happy as can be. "Well, if that's the case, maybe..." He stops him self looking over to his sister who's nodding at him.

"Maybe, we can show yo-" Before he could finish his sentence you all heard Stan calling out your name, you signed.

"Don't worry about him, I'll get to him later. Now, what were you saying, Dipper." You looked back at him, his expression full with concern. He looked down at his lap, "Never mind... It's nothing."

Y/N frowned looking at the ground, "Ok, sweeties, hope you have a goodnight." And with that you closed their room door.

As you started to make your way down the stairs you heard a crash and laughing come from the twins room. You straighten out your PJs, decided not to question what they were up too. Crossing the final step, you made it back downstairs into the living room. You started humming some tune you couldn't remember as you made your way to the vending machine. You hit the side a couple of times, making the door of it pop open, grabbing a bag of chips.

A light came from outside the gift shop, until the door opened reveling Stan carrying a lantern. "You better pay for that," He nudged Y/N joking. You rolled your eyes, as he typed on the vending machines keypad. The machine slides open like a door, Stan walked in with you following behind him.

Before you closed it behind you, you turned and looked around to making sure you were alone. Seeing that you both were, Y/N closed the machine with a soft click.

Episode 2 ->

[trianglesimpfordpines]

new gravity falls oc: shmord bines. he is shmipper and smabble's pop-pop's twin brother who used to be an ecologist. he sometimes forgets to go to sleep on time and is mildly paranoid that the other retirees at the fishing club only invite him to be polite (he doesn't let it get to him though)

[timmyrx2000]

So, will other characters from the show be on the team? Grenda and Candy are obvious choices, but would Wendy’s gang help out, or maybe some of the background characters like Shmipper and Smabble?

Ohhh this is a fun one!

The story starts out with the 4 of them basically using the old abandoned baseball field right by the edge of the busy part of town. Obviously you can't have a baseball team with just 4 people but they had no intention of competing at the start so it was just mostly for fun.

To put some context, Wendy's friends have a...complicated relationship with the game. They were together in the Little League team before it was dissolved when Football took over the town and basically the town's interest in baseball died. Wendy was the only one who was seriously in to the game and eventually their other teammates either left town for a life in the big city or just lost interest. Nate and Lee were actually quite decent fielders but weren't totally in to it so when baseball fizzled out in town, they just hung up their baseball cleats and just moved on. Thompson, while not the most coordinated, did quite enjoy playing, in fact, while his fielding performance wasn't great, he was a decent slugger and got pretty solid hits. However, just like the others, he followed suit and hung up his baseball cleats to chase the next trend. Tambry was mostly checked out but in the small moments she did get her flare in the game, she would be good infielder with the ability to lock in her focus when it mattered. Robbie, though he doesn't admit it, is a frustrated player. He was in it to impress but focused too much on trying to be cool and "mysterious" that he never actually bothered trying to actually improve.

In the AU timeline, Wendy tries to rally her friends and Nate and Lee jump in after remembering the old days of their little league team. Robbie, however, cannot stand the idea of anyone, most especially Dipper, showing him up and that thought gnaws at him. He actually grows abit of resentment and insecurity because of that and it just eats at him. In fact, he kind of resents the idea of his friends even going back to playing though deep down he does have a draw that he forcibly pushes away (im still gonna develop this some time :D ). Thompson, like the sheep his is, just follows their lead. While he doesn't participate, he serves as a hype man. I want to develop Thompson further though and get him some real characterization... maybe have Mabel befriend him and give him that little push to be his own person. Tambry is just there cause her friends are there but Wendy prods her on to hop back in her cleats and give it a shot. She does and can't deny the small bit of enjoyment bubbling inside her. The Teens are more like assistant coaches to the kids but Im thinking they form their own league bracket so even they can play but when its competitive games in Little League, they are more of the assistant coaches.

The KIDS are my fave though! This is where I like my character dev to center on. One HUGE factor here is Pacifica discovering what its like to have an actual group of friends who love and care for her for who she really is, herself. There is an idea I have where the 2 girls who are always with Pacifica (one of them is named Tiffany but idk the other one) spot her playing baseball (in secret) and they are just straight up horrible people to her making fun of her for playing with the "Peasants" and getting down and dirty, unlike the prim and proper girl she's supposed to be. Meanwhile a similar incident of Candy and Grenda spotting Pacifica playing happens a bit later on and, from Pacifica's trauma with her friends, she desperately tries to evade... but rather than make fun of her Candy and Grenda actually find it cool and interesting. Eventually Mabel convinces them to join up and Wendy volunteers Dipper and Pacifica, who are now pretty experienced and actually pretty decent players, to coach them through the basics and Pacifica begins to bond with them too. They're not her conventional crew, but she grows to be fond of them and vice versa.

Now as for other players that's gonna be complicated XD Side characters are a good place to start and it'd be cool to have a peek at the lives of some of the kids in town too and how they interact with the main cast. I have this idea where Wendy says they'll formally open tryouts and Mabel comments about how many new faces there are but one of the kids perks up all innocently and goes something like "Oh no we've been here this whole time... we're just not that in to all into adventuring and stuff around town" XD Maybe a small throw-away 4th wall break. But yeah that's still open for development so feel free to throw in any suggestions :D

[randomstar202]

Yes!

It’s finally done! After literally MONTHS of work I have finished… the first episode. BUT. It’s good! I think. And I did finish it! So, here it is! 😁😅

A mysterious voice begins to narrate. Ah, summer break…An ordinary man grills burgers while his children Shmipper and Smabble run around and laugh beside him. Others sit at a picnic table. “So you want cheese on that, hon?” He says. His wife replies, “Sure, Hank.” A time for leisure, recreation, and takin 'er easy...The "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign cheerfully stands over the scene. ...unless you're me. Three kids crash through the sign on a golf cart, screaming as they drive down into the woods. They are being chased by a gigantic monster made out of stacked gnomes, which is knocking down tall pine trees.The girl looks back at the monster. “It's getting closer!” she says. The monster growls and tries to catch the cart but just falls short and throws gnomes instead. The cart flies off a rock and lands roughly. My name is Dipper, the girl about to puke is my sister Mabel, and the kid on top of the golf cart, hitting gnomes with a book is Bill Cipher, our nemesis and also currently our triplet. You may be wondering how we ended up with our worst enemy as our brother. The monster pulls out a large tree and throws it above Dipper, Bill, and Mabel, straight in their path. “Look out!” Mabel shrieks. While screaming, they seem to freeze as they drive. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation. Cut to theme song? Let's rewind... It all began when Mabel made a puppet show for her latest crush of the week. I was trying to get into a computer at the same time, so I made the terrible decision of letting Bill possess me. After destroying the computer and trying to destroy Journal #3 as ‘Bipper’, the situation escalated very quickly. “Get out of my brother's body, you evil triangle!” shouts Mabel. Stan gets out a camera. “Whoa! Children fighting! I can sell this!” he says. Mabel hits Bill in the face with the journal and runs away. “You can't stop me!” he shrieks. “I'm a being of pure energy with no weakness!” He lunges at Mabel. “True,” Mabel smiles, “But you're in Dipper's body. And I know all his weaknesses!” “Whaddya mean his -” Mabel tickles him. “Tickle, tickle!” she says. Bipper laughs hysterically and falls on the floor. “ Aah! Body spasms! What are these?” He wailed melodramatically. “A little note about the human body- You haven't slept for 24 hours!” taunts Mabel, running around the stage as Bill chases her. “Also, I got a full night's sleep and I'm on four mega-shots of Mabel Juice!” “Ah! What is this feeling?” wheezes Bipper as he stumbles around. “My body is burning! I can't move these stupid noodle legs! Curse you, useless flesh sticks! Body... shutting down... must...scratch... mosquito bites…” Dipper and Mabel watch as Bipper collapses. Dipper attempts to fly back into his body. Bipper’s eyes suddenly fly open. “You aren’t getting rid of me that easily!” Bill and Dipper fight over the body for a few moments before 

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Dipper is pushed to the right onto Mabel, now wearing his normal clothes, and Bipper is pushed to the left!?!? “You I̵̗̠̱͍̦̪̅̅͋͆͊D̷̨͖̮̱̻̰̰͖͙͎̭̯̲̻̪̣̉͑̊͐̅̊̀͆͌͑͠Į̵̳̤̮̮̫͇͍̘̥̘̩̫͂̐O̵̹͙̭̘̻̥͌̌̔̅̿̚͝T̷̡̧̝͔̟͇̥͚̊̇͗̋̔͝͝S̵̨̢̠̺̝̤̹͕͔͚̣̬̤͎̫̙͔̾̎̐̍̕̚! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’VE JUST DONE!” screams Bill. “Billroy.” booms a voice. “Don’t call me that!” he snaps. They look up and see a giant AXOLOTL! “You mu-” “Yeah, yeah, must atone for my crimes, bla, bla, bla, I knooowww. So, let me off the hook or not, frilly! Don’t prolong the agony!” “You say that, and yet you do not. And I am not ‘letting you off the hook’, Billroy. You have attempted to remain in this form, and because of this, you will, although it may be altered slightly.” booms the Axolotl. “W̸̧̦̝̦͉͓̱̹̯̓͆́̅͆̐̑́̀͊̔̆͛͆̑̚͜ͅH̶̢̢̱̖͔̮̺̘̦̳͙̱͙͔͊́͋̄͗̀̓͊͋̒́͌̀͘̕̕A̸̛͚̥̠͍͎̥̾̉̒̋̈̽̿̉̋̄͑̈́ͅṬ̵̰͙̀̒̊̀̆̈́̅̎͌̇̽̂̎͗͝͝!?!? Frilly, come on, we both know that you aren’t serious.” wheedles Bill. “You don’t mean that!” He laughs nervously. “On the contrary, Billroy. I mean more than that. Mason, Mabel, will you assist me with reforming him? In return, you will acquire a second chance for everything you might wish you had done differently this summer.” Bill snorts. “Mason?” “Billroy?” Dipper retorts. “Sounds amazing!” Mabel interrupts. “I mean if that’s good with you, Dipper. I’ve learned my lesson about not considering your opinion!” Dipper nods, shooting a dirty look at Bill. “Enjoy your new life, M̸̦̲̻̗̳̫̲̆̈́̊̉̓͗Ą̷̨̡̖͈̥̞͔̯͈̝̝̗̙̰̞̌̎͒͂̌̄͋͐͘J̷̛̱̳̰̟̮̘̯̖͈̪̩̦̦̳̭̉̇̇͛̒̑̋̒̋̐͐́͛̊̅͜͠Ő̴̞̫͕̞̻͍̬̬̰̯̉͋̀̍̾̀̃͑̍Ȑ̸̨̛̛̼̖̟̹̗̭̫̝͈̠̓͐͒̿͆͊͛͛́́̚͝!”  Bill says with a confused look on his face “Wait, why did you call m-” his sentence cutting off as the twins fall through space-time.

Dipper and Mabel fall out of a wormhole into a bus, just past the town line. “Whoa, it’s the beginning of summer again, Dipper!” grins Mabel. “Amazing!” Mabel hesitates a moment before saying, “Dipper? I’m sorry. I spent all week obsessing over some dumb guy, but the dumb guy I should have cared about, was you. ” “Thanks Mabel. Mystery Twins?” he prompts hopefully. “Mystery twins.” she smiles. They fist bump. “Wait, where’s Bill?” asks Dipper, realizing that he isn’t there. They hear distant screams coming from the portal. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh-oof!” Bill falls out of the wormhole. He looks down at himself. “Oh come on!” He throws his arms up. “This is one of the worst things that have ever happened to me.” “Get into your seat and be quiet!” calls the bus driver. He reluctantly pulls himself into a seat, still looking like Dipper but now with golden tips on his spikier hair, bright blue eyes, and triangular freckles, wearing a plain yellow t-shirt and black shorts, and a hilariously grumpy look on his face. “Soooooo…” eases Mabel. “No.” Bill cuts her off. ‘When will this be over?” thinks Dipper, looking out the window and away from the madness. “Whoa, like this, you could pass for our triplet! Isn’t that crazy?” She smiles tentatively at him. “No, I- Oh no.” he says with a horrified expression. “What?” Bill shakes his head. “Like I’d tell you.” he deflects, crossing his arms again. “Well, you’ll have to spill sometime! We’ve got all summer to torment you with constant questions.” She grins mischievously. (This is where the picture I posted happens!)

“Last stop: Gravity Falls,” droned the bus driver. They hop off the bus and wait to be picked up. “Behold, the famous, elusive, and, of course, mysterious, Mr. Mystery!” With a puff of smoke, Stan dramatically ‘appears out of thin air’. “But you can call me your Grunkle Stan!” Dipper and Mabel look at Bill. “I’m so glad to see you three again! The last time I saw you was when you were born!” continues Stan obliviously. “Right,” sighs Bill. “Because we’re triplets, aren’t we.” Dipper and Mabel stare at him, dumbstruck. “Yeah…” says Stan looking slightly confused. “Why wouldn’t you be?” Mabel laughs awkwardly. “NO REASON AT ALL!” she replied much too loudly. “He’s just joking, my good ol’ brother Bill.” “I thought your names were Maple, Mason, and Major. Umm, or something.” Stan squints. “Ooooof course,” Bill grumbles under his breath. “Dipper and I go by nicknames,” he says to Stan. “Eh,” he shrugs, “Doesn’t matter to me. Now, follow me, to your destiny!” “This is going to be a long summer.” Bill seethes quietly. 

*Timeskip brought to you by… Pyramid Steve! He’s made from real materials! *

“This is the Mystery Shack! Where you’ll be staying for the summer. This is Soos and Wendy, my employees. Annnd that’s all you need to know for now. Ask Soos if you have any questions. He likes to feel useful.” Stan finishes, stage-whispering. “Mediocre to meet you, Red, Question Mark. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be brooding on the injustice of the universe in general and my hatred for frilly lizards. We’re staying in the attic, right?” Without waiting for an answer, Bill stomps upstairs. “Sheesh! Touchy much?” “Oh, he just, uh, didn’t want to come here in the first place.” ‘Technically true,’ thinks Dipper. “But not us!” Mabel interjects. “We wanted to come! Soo, he’s also mad at us.” “Maybe you should go check on your brother.” responds Stan with an odd look on his face. Mabel looks at Dipper, and he nods reluctantly. They climb the stairs. Bill is standing in the middle of the room looking at the beds. “Pretty sure that bed wasn’t there the last time.” he says, looking at a small loft. He backs up, takes a running start, and jumps off the wall onto the bed. “H-how did you do that?!” stammers Dipper. Bill scoffs. “I’ve spent centuries possessing people, and I think I would know how to manipulate a meat sack by this point. This body is actually significantly more comfortable than the ones I possess. From there, it’s just a simple problem of calculating the force and trajectory to get the preferable outcome.” Dipper goggles at him. “What, worried I’ll take your place as the smart one? Don’t bother, I might be intelligent, but I’m not a nerd.” Mabel crinkles her forehead. “What’s the difference?” “The difference is I don’t use my smarts much,” Bill explains condescendingly, “ Because that stuff is BOOORIING! I just do it when it’s necessary. Or convenient. Who has the time to get a ladder?” Mabel snorts. “Now, what’s in this bag… Ooooh, tiny cameras!” Bill holds up a tin about the size of an iPhone, but about an inch tall. “Kids!” Stan shouts from downstairs. “Get down here and restock the gift shop!” They all groan.

*Timeskip brought to you by Owl Trowel! Get rid of the owls blocking your driveway!* 

“All right, look alive, people. I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest.” asserts Stan. “Uhhhh, I’ll do it!” Dipper volunteers. “Hey, can I come?” interjects Bill. “Why?” Dipper glares at him suspiciously. “Relax, Pi- Dipper, I just wanna put up these spy cameras.” Bill grins at him sleazily. “Fine.” Dipper walks out and Bill follows him. In the forest, Dipper goes straight to the Journal, nailing up signs on the way. “Aha!” he flicks the switch and grabs it. The secret compartment opens and Dipper runs over and snatches it up. “Oh, I’ve missed you old friend!” he says, flipping through the pages. Bill snorts derisively. Suddenly, Mabel pops up behind him. “HELLO!” she bellows.  Dipper jumps. “So, we going to the Shack now? I managed to avoid Norman!” “Yup!” Dipper nods. “Well, I’m going to put up more cameras. You just go without me.” Bill waves magnanimously in a dismissive manner. 

At the Shack… “Hey, Mabel? Do you think we’re doing the right thing?” asked Dipper. “What do you mean?” “I mean, he’s an interdimensional dream demon! He tried to pretend that he liked me by giving me a literal head that’s always screaming! He stabbed forks in my arms! What makes us think we can ‘reform him’?” “Dipper, I don’t know.” conceded Mabel. “But I do know one thing. He needs our help. As far as we know, he’s stuck like this forever! Which would mean we should help him because we’re triplets now. But if he turns back, everyone would be so much better off if he reforms! We’ll never know if we don’t try, right? And anyway, if he’s gonna be bad, than shouldn’t we be even gooder to balance it out or something?” “You know what, you’re right. We should just make the best of this.” decides Dipper. “Actually, that was oddly insightful, Mabel.” “Thanks, Dip-Dop! Look at all these gummy worms I stuffed in my nose at the same time! Mabel Pines, multitasker extraordinaire!” “I take that back.” Dipper groans. A roar comes from the woods. “Oh no.” Dipper and Mabel cringe. “Hey Wendy, we think our brother might be in trouble, can we borrow the Golf cart?” Wendy drops the keys into his hands. “Try not to hit any pedestrians!” They drive off into the woods. After a while, Bill comes running faster than seems humanly possible and jumps on the roof of the cart. “Drivedrivedrivedrive!” They hear another roar from behind them. Dipper steps on the pedal, and they speed off. Mabel looks back to see the monster. “It's getting closer!” she says. The monster growls and tries to catch the cart but just falls short and throws gnomes instead. Bill hits gnomes with a book, knocking one so hard he starts puking rainbows. A gnome grabs onto Dipper’s face and claws at him. “I'll save you, Dipper!” says Mabel at an unnecessarily loud volume, punching the gnome off of Dipper's face and causing the gnome to fall off with Dipper's hat. Bill yells at the top of his lungs. “Didn’t think you’d be scared of gnomes, of all things.” jabs Dipper. Bill pauses momentarily to answer him, “I’m not, I just enjoy screaming! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” The monster pulls out a large tree and throws it above Dipper, Bill, and Mabel, straight in their path. “Look out!” Mabel shrieks. The cart flies off a rock and lands roughly, overturning and landing next to the Mystery Shack. They scramble out from underneath. “It’s the end of the line, kids!” Jeff calls. “Give Shmebulock his book back before we do something crazy!” “Bill, did you see the first time this happened?” Mabel whispers to him. Bill nods almost imperceptibly. He steps forward. “Fine. Just come down here and take it, Jeff! Or are you a chicken?!” “Hot dog!! Help me down there, Jason. Thanks, Andy. All right, left foot, there we go, watch those fingers, Mike.” Jeff pops out the giant gnome’s foot. “Alright, hand it over, kid!” Bill whips out a leaf blower and sucks him in. “Ow! My face!” Jeff hollers. Bill ignores his shouts and blasts him over the trees. “Yes! Take that, y’dumb gnomes! I WON! Hahaha!” They hear the Axolotl clearing its throat. “Fine, we won.” concedes Bill reluctantly. “Anything else, Frills?” “You know what.” Bill sighs melodramaticly. “Awkward Sibling Hug?” he monotones. The three of them then share the most awkward hug ever. “Pat pat.”

“So, what was so that the gnomes were chasing you like that?” asked Dipper. Bill holds up… “Journal #4?!” Mabel and Dipper gasp in unison. “Yup! Thought I might as well have one too. The Axolotl is expecting you to write in yours like we’re actually triplets, so I wanted to write what really happened in here. Now, can we go inside now?” Dipper and Mabel nod. The three of them walk into the Shack. “Yeesh. You three get hit by a bus or something? A-hah!” Stan laughs boisterously. “Actually,” Bill says, “we found one of Mabel’s ex-boyfriends from a few months ago. I stole this book from him and beat him up with it.” “Ha!” Stan responds. “That’s my boy! I’m impressed, kid!” They start to walk away. “Wait! Uh, hey, w-wouldn't you know it, um... I accidentally overstocked some inventory, so, uh... how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop? On the house, y'know?” “Wow, thanks Grunkle Stan!” grins Mabel. Dipper runs and grabs his pine tree hat from the rack. Bill sees a tiny top hat and grabs it. He taps it a few times and a marble with a microscopic light shining from the center falls out. “I’m taking this.” He says immediately, putting the marble back in the hat where it stayed, defying gravity. “And I will have a…” begins Mabel, “GRAPPLING HOOK! Yes!” “Wouldn't ya rather have, like... a doll or something?” Stan asks. Mabel fires the grappling hook up at the ceiling and it catches her and pulls her up. “Grappling hook!” Mabel shouts. “Fair enough!” Stan shrugs. Up in their bedroom, they sit in their beds. Bill writes in his Journal. I expected this to be a nightmare, but I suppose this place isn’t all bad. “Hey, Mabel, could you get the light?” asked Dipper. “I'm on it!” she grins, then knocks the lamp out the window with her grappling hook. “It worked!” she shouts exultantly. “These grappling hooks…” she says while smiling and shaking her head. Maybe I can survive a while with these goofballs. After all, how much insanity can one human family really get into?

Downstairs, Stan puts a code into the vending machine and goes down secret stairs.

[doodleimprovement]

Any plans to have the little mysteries (little Dipper and little Mabel) interact with any of their doppelgängers at some point? As far as I’m aware, they should be around the same age as Shmipper and Smabble now, I imagine Tracey and Quattro would also have some interesting reactions to seeing Dipper classic so little.

First off: Little Mysteries? Perfect name. No notes. I will be using that - thank you, anon

Second: Nope! They'll definitely be seeing Wendy and Soos and a few other prominent side characters, but one-offs like the Dipper Clones and deliberate gag characters like Shmipper and Shmabel aren't going to be making an appearance. Gotta pick my battles! This fic is gonna be long enough lmao

[keyprince-7]

We Stole A Balloon!

[Dipper and Kevin are walking down in Gravity Falls Park, as Dipper is hunched over and dragging his arms while Kevin is moving the top of his torso and head in a z-direction.]

Dipper: So, what do ya wanna do today?

Kevin: I dunno! What do ya wanna do today?

Dipper: I dunno! What do ya wanna do today?

Kevin: I dunno! What do ya wanna do today?

Dipper: I dunno! What do ya wanna do today?

[The two boys stop moving and Kevin gasps while looking at a balloon stand.]

Kevin: I know what I wanna do today! I need some money! [Kevin digs into his pockets, but doesn't find any money.] I don't have any money! [Leans to Dipper] Dipper! I want a balloon really badly! Really, really badly!

Dipper: Don't worry, Kev! There's lots of money in the First National Bank of Dipper! [Makers a rainbow appear] Follow Me! [Dipper and Kevin ride the rainbow until they land on the ground next to a cauldron that the rainbow was leading into. Dipper picks up the cauldron and tries to dump out contents, but nothing, so he looks closely to find the cauldron empty] Uh-oh! I'm broke too! [Throws the cauldron away] Maybe we can borrow some money from Soos.

Kevin: No, wait! Instead of borrowing the money, why don't we just borrow the balloon?

Dipper: Hey, yeah! Like Lee and Nate!

Kevin: It's just borrowing, right?

Dipper: Yeah and borrowing is okay as long as we give it back, right?

Kevin: Right!

[As the balloon employee is giving a balloon to Shmipper, Dipper whistles while taking a red balloon and both Dipper and Kevin run off with the balloon while laughing.]

Kevin: This is so great! [They stop in downtown Gravity Falls]

Dipper: We're gonna have so much fun! First, we can run with the balloon!

Kevin: Yeah and we can go to the beach with the balloon!

Dipper: Then we can take a bike ride with the balloon! Then go to the movies, the arcade, the ice rink, the pizza shop!

Kevin: And the moon, the sky, and under a car!

Dipper: And the candy shop!

Kevin: My dad's backyard!

Dipper: The mini golf course!

Kevin: And on a boat!

Dipper and Kevin: We love borrowing! [The balloon then pops, making two sullen]

Dipper: It popped. [Both take another look at the popped balloon and then start screaming]

Kevin: How're we gonna return it now, Dipper?!

Dipper: [Picks up the balloon pieces] I got the pieces!

Kevin: [Grabbing some "air"] I got the air!

Dipper: Hurry! Put the pieces on! [Puts the pieces in a balloon shape in the "air", but the balloon pieces fall to the ground] We popped the balloon!

Kevin: Ga-heh!

Dipper: We can't return it!

Kevin: Wha-guh!

Dipper: We're thieves!

Kevin: Hi-yo-hooo!

Dipper: We have to confess!

Kevin: Confess?! Are ya outta your mind?! Do you have ANY idea what they'd do to people like us?! We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here! WE STOLE A BALLOON! They're gonna lock us up forever!

Dipper: You're right! [Covers Kevin's mouth] We've just gotta keep our heads. Just act normal.

[Dipper and Kevin begin speaking gibberish, as Dipper walks in a circle and sticking his tongue out while Kevin flops on the ground and Dipper does the same. Dipper then grabs Kevin's tongue and starts shimmying around. Wendy and Marcus walk by, but stop, as Kevin is crawling while Dipper is jumping in the air while holding his tongue, making the two teens look at each other and back at the two boys.]

Marcus: Uh, what're you two doing?

Wendy: Are you two doing a show or something?

Dipper and Kevin: [Stop acting "normal"] It's not working! [The two scream and run away]

Marcus: Those two are weird.

[Dipper and Kevin keep running, but they hit a balloon cart and see the same balloon employee.]

Balloon Employee: Hi there! [Dipper and Kevin scream and run away, leaving the employee confused] Wait! Don't you boys want a free balloon? It's National Free Balloon Day!

Kevin: He's onto us!

Dipper: It's not safe in Gravity Falls anymore! We've got to move fast and cover our tracks!

Kevin: [Running while carrying a can of red paint and making a line of red paint on the ground] I'm on it, Dip! [The two keep running while Kevin keeps making a line of red paint]

[chamiryokuroi]

So @that-one-girl-behind-you and I ended up giving those two children from The legend of the gobblewonker a backstory lmao.

Please meet Miriam and Micah “Skipper” Palmer, Gravity Falls locals who are constantly confused with Mabel and Mason “Dipper” Pines, and they absolutely hate that.

Miriam is the “nerdy” one, she loves everything space/star related. Micah is a semi-popular fashion blogger. None of them are even remotely interested in the paranormal, and they have to constantly remind everyone of such a thing.

They are our children and we love them...

[ishipmabilldontjudge]

Working on something... either an OC or Smabble... you decide!

[fereality-indy]

Summerween Fun

*Nate is trick-or-treating in half a horse costume with younger kids* Nate: Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat! Shmipper: Happy Summerwe'en. Smabble: Mister, could you not do "smell your feet?" It's really lame. Nate: Hey-hey! The Unicorn came to play. Shmipper: You're not a unicorn. You're just a horse's...

[strangefalls]

Today’s Strange Falls Character Shmtapper says:  Stop the shipments pwease D:

((Requests are open)) ((Submit a Tad))

[moredirtygfconfessions]

[gin-juice-tonic]

the question is

after stan says he doesnt want the weird neighbors to hear him

would it cut to 

A) the most normalbob looking family in the world a la shmipper and smabble

B) creepy people staring

C) some guy suspiciously looking around before picking his nose 

[skullmysteries4]

old drawn together art from 2014-2015. if you recognize Shmipper and Smabble, you’re cool.

[manilafm]

Most wanted from gravity falls and the owl house, please? Thank you! And do you accept anonymous reservations?

Anonymous reserves require the first name of the character, and the last name of the character, and the FULL name of the fandom ( without nicknames or abbreviations ), and your O.O.C. alias / your O.O.C. name, but yes, we do allow anonymous reserves !! And they will last for twelve hours if sent anonymously.

And our most wanted characters from Gravity Falls are Bill Cipher, Stanley Pines, Stanford Pines, Jesus ‘Soos’ Ramírez, Grenda Grendinator, Priscilla Northwest, Pacifica Northwest, Fiddleford 'Old Man’ McGucket, Gompers The Goat, Sheriff Blubs, Deputy Durland, Tambry, Robert 'Robbie’ Valentino, Buddy 'Bud’ Gleeful, Preston Northwest, Lee, Nate, Xyler, Craz, Thompson, 'Lazy’ Susan Wentworth, Tobias 'Toby’ Determined, Sir Lord Quentin Trembley, III, Esquire, Blendin Blandin, The Time Baby, Daniel 'Manly Dan’ Corduroy, Tyler Cutebiker, Free Pizza Guy, Tate McGucket, Mr. Poolcheck, Mrs. Gleeful, Reginald, Rosanna, Shandra Jimenez, Shmipper, Smabble, Tad Strange, Mayor Eustace 'Huckabone’ Befufftlefumpter, Lolph, Dundgren, 8-Ball, Kryptos, Zanthar, Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire, Lava Lamp Guy, Eye Bats, The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity, The Creature With Eighty-Eight Different Faces, Rumble McSkirmish, Giffany, or ’.GIFfany’, Celestabellebethabelle, The clones of Dipper Pines, Ma Duskerton, Pa Duskerton, Tyrone Pines, Creggy G., Greggy C., Leggy P., Chubby Z. and Deep Chris of Sev'ral Timez, Mermando, 'Blind’ Ivan Wexler, and Darlene !!

And our most wanted characters from The Owl House are Luz Noceda, Willow Park, Boscha, Amity Blight, Odalia Blight, Amelia, Cat, Hunter / The Golden Guard, Lilith Clawthorne, Emira 'Em’ Blight, Edalyn ‘Eda’ Clawthorne, King Clawthorne, Hooty, Augustus 'Gus’ Porter, Principal Hieronymus Bump, Camila Noceda, Philip Wittebane / Emperor Belos, Kikimora, The Collector, Warden Wrath, Tibblet-Tibblie 'Tibbles’ Grimmhammer, III, Gwendolyn Clawthorne, Katya, Tinella 'Tiny Nose’ Nosa, Snaggleback, Steve, Morton, Alador Blight, Braxas, Vee / 'Number 5’, Perry Porter, Gilbert Park, Harvey Park, Captain Salty, Jean-Luc, Malphas, Amber, Derwin, Dell Clawthorne, Flora D'esplora, Masha, Professor Hermonculus, Faust, Edric 'Ed’ Blight, Matt Tholomule, Viney, Jerbo, Barcus, Skara, Eileen, Selene, Bo, Bria, Angmar, Gavin, The Bat Queen, Raine Whispers, Darius Deamonne, Eberwolf, Terra Snapdragon, Adrian Graye Vernworth, Jacob Hopkins, Bill, and Tarak !!

You’re welcome, ‘nonnie !!

[minijenn]

I've got idea for SU AU, where Off-colors switch roles with Crystal Gems (Fluorite with Bismuth). Also: topaz with jasper, Aquamarine with Lapis and Peidot with Emerald. It can be called Off-crystals or Color(ful) Gems. Idk what about GF AU to match this. Maybe AU where Dipper and Mabel are swapped with Shmipper and Smabble? Idk...

Well, the whole off colors switching with the CGs is pretty much what the Homeswap AU is all about (and also with Topaz and Jasper switching, Aquamarine and Lapis, and instead of Emerald, its Blue Zircon who switches with Peridot) As for the GF equivalent that this would be paired up with in UF, that AU is one I kinda made called Gravity Rifts, where Dipper and Mabel are the twins who can’t get along for anything while Stan and Ford usually get along swimmingly.