i hate the defense that “the movie isn’t that bad bc borderlands has always been cringey!!”
YES but it was cringy in a SINCERE way!! i didn’t love sir hammerlock’s goofy ass dialogue because it was written while randy pitchford was winking at the fucking camera and going “see how meta we are?”
i loved it because it was goofy in a way that you could tell how much the writers loved him!! He was never written with a malicious undertone so that you could point and laugh at the 4th wall breaking!!! for the love of fucking god!!! he was goofy and cringey in a loveable way!!!!!!!! the 4th wall breaking unironically only works if your intent isn’t to undermine your own fucking writing by preemptively making fun of it so no one else can!! i’m dying!!! i’m dying and it’s randy pitchford’s fault!!!
I was playing Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel the other day and during a side mission, Sir Hammerlock dropped the quote 'It's not kidnapping if their parents are dead. Then it's called adoption!' and if that doesn't sum up how Bruce got Dick and Jason then idk what does.
"Play borderlands 2" my friend said. "You'll like it" he said. What he didn't know is that it would make me insane about the entire franchise. Anyway the Hammerlock siblings make me so sad, watch this edit I made:
VIDEO GAMES Sir Alistair Hammerlock (Borderlands) - Amputee, Prosthetic User
Sir Alistair Hammerlock is an NPC in Borderlands 2, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, and Borderlands 3.
He is a hunter who dresses in a ragged, futuristic version of a Victorian adventurer's outfit. His artificial appendages are prosthetics acquired as replacements for limbs lost during an encounter with a thresher named Old Slappy. He is also responsible for introducing threshers to Pandora from Elpis. [wiki]
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Join me as I celebrate and post about different Disabled Characters throughout the month. Tracking #dcotm
Here are some borderlands Sketches of our favourite gays :D 🏳️🌈
Sorry that there came nothing from me for a longer time but I was sick, then I was busy with school and also I had to play the new Honkai star rail lmao.
Hope u guys are doing great!
Also I was working on some art projects for school. And I was thinking about posting one of my borderlands AU’s, but I’m not share if u guys wanna see that.
These dudes and dudettes are about to trans your gender 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
I've already shared these on discord and I figured I'd post these now.
Also I apologize for the somewhat art spam for the past few days, it's just some days I don't feel like drawing due to too many things on my mind and other days I'll end up having too much art I've haven't posted.
Lastly if anyone asks, Wainwright also has a harness under his clothes; but he's saving that for later.........