#Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

[howlingday]

Jaune's Family: Grandma The OTHER One

Nora: Jaune, Jaune! Can we break some legs today?!

Jaune: No, Nora.

Nora: Come on! Pleeease~?!

Jaune: No, Nora. We can break legs when we go on our mission next week.

Nora: Aw... Okay...

Pyrrha: You're getting a lot better at being a leader, Jaune.

Ren: Nora used to not listen to you at all before.

Jaune: Well, I kind of had some help. I had to ask my grandma for advice on what to do about somebody who doesn't listen to you.

Nora: Ooh! Another grandma?! Is she strong? Is she scary? (Gasps) IS SHE SCARY STRONG?!

Jaune: Mm... Kind of, but it's not so much her being strong as it is she knows how to handle people that are way stronger than her.

Pyrrha: Really? What kind of job does she do?

Jaune: She's a knight.

Ren: ...A knight?

Nora: In shining armor?!

Jaune: No, no. She's just, uh... She works with the church for the queen.

Nora: A queen?! Does she live in a castle?!

Jaune: The queen? Yes. My grandma? Er, no. She lives in a manor with a lot of guards. Apparently, she saved her kingdom from an invasion of vampires!

Ren: ...

Nora: ...

Pyrrha: Um... Would these be the same kind of vampires as your... grandpa?

Jaune: Uh... No. Actually, I don't think my grandparents have ever met. But she does have a vampire guard of her own!

Ren: ...I don't believe you.

Nora: I definitely believe you!

Pyrrha: I... want to believe you, but I... I just find it all hard to believe, Jaune. It all sounds so unreal. Monsters like vampires aren't real.

Jaune: Well, Pyrrha, if you think monsters aren't real, then you definitely don't want to see what my grandma keeps down in her basement!

Nora: Ooh~! She keeps a monster in her basement~?!

Ren: She told you that?

Jaune: Well... No. She didn't tell me that. Miss Seras did.

Pyrrha: And who is Miss Seras?

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Seras: Ser Integra, ma'am, the perimeters are secure! And, since we're alone, ma'am, have you heard anything from Jaune? Alucard was telling me he was at a school for monster hunters.

He does hear everything, doesn't it? Well, if you'd like, I do have this letter from him asking for help with his own set of monsters.

[artnijna]

Sobs over old people in love meeting in the afterlife or whatever…cries in my pillow over these two

[wxrmwxxdart]

every draw your ocs meme just makes me think of them

[irinachka21]

Integra x Irina(oc) fanart by @ohjustafrickfrackentity on Instagram

Yeah it's just me and my wife chillin don't worry. I can upload about Irinas backstory btw if you're interested hehehe.

[toskarin]

the thing about chuuni writing is that pastors love it. they don't necessarily know where they pull it from, but sometimes a phrase gets stuck in their head and they throw it into their sermons without really sourcing it

which is a lengthy way to say, there's a surprising amount of pastors post-y2k who started saying "blood is the currency of the soul" without realising that phrase's modern popularity can be traced back to one Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

[vanerchest]

Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

[sacchiri]

While skimming the JP volumes, I noticed a lot of subtleties in how characters address each other that aren't always carried over in translation.

So I did the only rational thing and made a frequency list of all the different ways Integra, Alucard, and Seras refer to each other throughout the manga.*

Hopefully someone else finds this informative or mildly entertaining as I did.

*Obviously “fool” and “idiot” aren’t normally counted as a means of address, but they were funny so I've included them. Also includes omake content.

Integra → Alucard

アーカード | Alucard = 21

バカ baka | idiot = 6

従僕 juuboku | servant = 3

伯爵 hakushaku | Count = 2

我が下僕 waga geboku | my servant = 1

我が僕 waga shimobe | my servant = 1

スレイブ | slave (as furigana for geboku) = 1

ばかたれども bakatare domo | idiots (referring to Alucard and Seras) = 1

Alucard → Integra

主 aruji・我が主人・我が主 waga aruji | my master (archaic/formal) = 17

インテグラ | Integra = 10

マイ マスター | my master (as furigana for aruji) = 4

伯爵 hakushaku | Count = 2

ヘルシング卿 | Sir Hellsing = 2

お嬢さん ojousan | lady (polite) = 2

局長 kyokuchou・局長殿 kyokuchou-dono | Director = 2

インテグラル ファルブルケ ウィンゲーツ ヘルシング | Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing = 2

インテグラ ヘルシング | Integra Hellsing = 1

ばーさん baa-san | old lady (informal) = 1

Alucard → Seras

婦警 fukei | policewoman = 12

セラス | Seras = 3

セラス・ヴィクトリア | Seras Victoria = 2

お嬢ちゃん ojou-chan | young lady = 1

ドラキュリーナ | draculina (as furigana for 吸血鬼, vampire) = 1

バカ者め bakamonome | fool = 1

臆病者 okubyoumono | coward = 1

半端者奴 hanpamonome | fool = 1

Seras → Alucard

マスター | master = 29

アーカード様 | Alucard-sama = 2

師匠 shishou | master = 2

おっさん ossan | old man (informal) = 1

[crepe-of-wrath]

Whatever is done from love...

...always occurs beyond good and evil.

[kanbei]

うちのわんわん by なんかくれまん

ちょっと大きい。

[artnijna]

Thank you for the light

[ekgthe1st]

(Blushes with the praise. Though feels sorry for those creators. Sorry you guys)

"Thank you, Lord Frieza. I am just a simple woman. I am just glad to be talking to you."

"As for Alucard, the Vampire in mention would more likely kill or devour him. As for becoming allies, he is the chained dog of the Hellsing Organization and is loyal to his Master, Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates von Hellsing."

"If you have any requests on entertainment or questions to me that I might know of , I be more than happy to answer, Lord Frieza"

Hello Lord Frieza, I do say a lot of our food today is manufactured due to the demands of population or making production more streamlined to generate more profits form consumers. Though the best food and drink in my opinion is from companies that still use some of the old more primitive methods. Plus, depending on the region you are on Earth you can get vastly different cuisine and liquor. We have multiple of biomes on the planet with their own fauna that you can't get nowhere else.

Though to someone who been all over the universe it might look kind of stupid and it's probably is. But, to humans great food and liquor is a must in life. That's why we are often experimenting trying to find the next great flavor.

Though do other planets have multiple biomes like Earth? Also, what kind of wines do you like?

Hmm, I like you, you're the first human to not hide behind the camouflage of anonymous, for that I applaud you.

I'm well aware of the vast amounts of foods that Earth has, however to manufacturer to the point were its nearly all fake, is just ridiculous, if Earth was an intergalactic travel/trade based planet, then perhaps the population and the food wouldn't be so bad.

Most creatures within the universe desires such things, as food is a universal need, however the way you humans do it, it's sloppy.

To answer your first question, no, most planets don't have multiple biomes, they usually just have one solid climate and one solid biome, however sometimes they have dual biomes, but never as vast as Earth's.

Now to answer the second, it's blood red wine from the grapes on planet Tarezes, they're extra strong and very large large. Their taste is divinely exquisite.

[handsome-girl-competition]

I know that Integra Hellsing didn't get in, but I'm leaving this here so everyone who didn't vote for her understands. Also her full title is Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing and I think it's so sexy when women use Sir.

have some eye-candy, folks

[lacefedora]

ME??? MAKING FUSION VERSES ONLY I CARE ABOUT??? It’s more likely than you think. It suddenly occurred to me that I could combine my two favorite descendants of Abraham Van Helsing. This being Guillermo de la Cruz and Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing from the anime Hellsing.

Sir Guillermo de la Cruz Hellsing. Head of the Hellsing family and inheriter of the family’s pet Vampire, who I would change from Dracula to Nandor in this AU. It also has occurred to me that Nandor is like 200 years older than Dracula would have been. (what if nandor made Dracula???)

[leavath]

10 favorite female characters

I saw a new tag game around, and I love tag games, so:

My 10 favorite female characters from 10 different fandoms.

1. Jadzia Dax - Deep space nine, Star Trek franchise

2. Chrisjen Avasarala - Expanse

3. Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon - Witcher

4. Asuka Langley Soryu - Evangelion

5. Liara T’Soni - Mass Effect

6. Caprica Six - Battlestar Galactica

7. Garnet til Alexandros - Final Fantasy XVII

8. Phoebe Buffay - Friends

9. Malory Archer - Archer

10.  Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing - Hellsing

[freshmiraclecheesecake]

Or change Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing name by adding Arc and have Integral be Jaune's oldest sister.

What if for the Jaune family, they have a butler? And that butler is

Wlater C. Dornez (Hellsing Ultimate)

Papa Arc would have LOVED to have a butler in the Arc home, if only to show off. Sadly, Mama Arc was very adamant about keeping the house clean themselves.

Not that Walter could ever betray Ser Integra in amy continuity, right?