#So predictable and so boring

[athousandmorningss]

Popular media is fucking hellbent on brainwashing us that desirability is the primary metric for everything; namely, one's humanity. It's so, so tired. I can hardly watch anything: much of it feels like an assault to my senses and my intelligence.

[dragonwysper]

Seeing all these other pwASPD talk about how they hate socializing because they don't care about people's drama and they think it's all stupid is so interesting to me. I also dislike socializing, but like I DO wanna hear the drama. It has to be interesting, but I like sitting back and listening to these crazy-ass stories. It's entertaining as hell, and also saves me from the agony of trying to come up with a non-canned response for small talk.

[cryptcoop]

I don't know about you guys but i am increasingly less interested in each character that comes out in overwatch

[polkadotjohnson]

You've been killed off a lot in movies, very dramatically. What is it like to have so many death scenes in so many great movies?

"There's 2 extremes. The first is, I'm very proud of it, and I think it would be wonderful when I actually do pass from this mortal coil and they could maybe put a reel together of all my deaths and put them up above my casket, that would be nice. But the difficult thing is, my children, they're very young. They're 7 and 10, I love them dearly, Arlo and Penny. Every time I get a new role I say, guys, guess what I'm going to do in this thing. The first question they ask, are you gonna die in it? So, y'know…"

Well, there you go, Hollywood, small time directors, everyone. You've traumatized his kids, hope you're proud of yourselves.

(x)

[beatledumpster]

alex james' tenuous grasp of basic conversational french

(also the host hates them so much)

[tianhai03]

you guys will never believe what ive been doing in the past week (i started playing love and deepspace)

[louferrignojrofficial]

if i got the chance to interview oliver stark about 911, you bet your ass i wouldn’t waste a single question over something like ‘will tommy be jealous of buck and eddie’s friendship?’ after we have seen multiple times he isn’t, and most recently in the new episode. not to mention we’ve seen even eddie isn’t jealous of buck and tommy’s relationship, and we were shown that yet again in the premiere. there are so many more interesting things you could ask about buck’s actual relationship and that story, or even buck and eddie. but no.

[joltning]

is it so heinous to wish for a youtuber who does recap reaction content to watch all of rvb and make a video about it losing their mind or a deranged youtuber to make an insane theory video about the series that only someone who hasn’t melted into fanon could concoct in the year 2024

[mazojo]

He is so cringe fail I love him

[alittlefrenchtree]

i was thinking how weird it was that i didn’t really like any outfit Timmy has been wearing recently only to find out that he has a stylist now i mean yeah this is not weird at all actually. i understand the need for it for the bob dylan arc but i really hope it’s temporary because what a poor decision honestly

[death-andtaxes]

F1 second half of the season predictions/wishlist.

🫶💖☺️💖☺️💖☺️💖☺️💖☺️💖☺️💖☺️🫶

Realistic

- pookie Piastri gets the win she deserves

- Max gets no more wins but still becomes WDC

🔪🤞😈🤞😈🤞😈🤞😈🤞😈🤞😈🤞😈🔪

Unrealistic

- Queen bitch Alonso gets a win through sheer force of will

- big dick danny ric gets an RB seat (or at least a drive 🧎‍♀️)

✨️🕯🩸🕯🩸🕯🩸🕯🩸🕯🩸🕯🩸🕯✨️

Unhinged

- Williams podium

- VCARB podium

[monstars-incorporated]

What Fraternity do you guys think Tylor was on (if any)?

He strikes me as a very J0X kinda dude

[kaz2y5baby]

Here we have Eddie Diaz, a half-Mexican firefighter who loves his telenovelas. Sadly for him, his life has turned into a telenovela. He terrorizes the women of LA and while doing so comes across his dead wife's doppelganger. Eddie then proceeds to cause his son, Chris leave him due to said dead wife's doppelganger. His son goes to live with Eddie's parents who Eddie doesn't like very much. While dealing with all this he is going through some heavy catholic guilt for several reasons. One being he slept with an (almost) Nun, and two because he is gay for...

...his best friend Evan "Buck" Buckley. Buck is also a firefighter. He will soon help Eddie get through having his (their) son be away by most likely talking to Chris and at least having come to stay with him. He will then Help Eddie overcome his catholic guilt by kissing him straight on the mouth.

[ladyofthenoodle]

Do you have any predictions for season 6? I don’t mean stuff we as a fandom want to have necessarily. I mean stuff you think logically could happen. Thank you!

miraculous ladybug has been increasingly difficult to predict each season, as they've developed a habit of not following through with half the things they set up and introducing several new things that weren't built up in prior seasons. to be clear, this isn't necessarily a bad thing. the introduction of the alliance rings in season 5 was something pretty much no one predicted (and in fact prevented the "getting the miraculous back one by one" story most people anticipated), and i thought that was a good choice. there are other choices i didn't predict or like, but i don't want to go into those here.

however, there are some things i feel relatively confident predicting that may or may not be on my wishlist:

whatever it was that lila saw at the end, she's going to find out she's bitten off more than she can chew. this won't stop her from being an effective supervillain, but it'll come at a cost. miraculous has been pretty consistent with the idea that misusing a miraculous has consequences.

based on the official season 6 summary, i think my post finale prediction on lila befriending marinette with another identity will be true to some extent. she's almost certainly infiltrating the new school

the summary also mentions secrets between adrinette being a thing, but i'm gonna predict that for the first 10 or so episodes this just means identity shenanigans. once we've finally given up hope the show will ever address anything marinette has kept secret from the season 5 finale, it'll suddenly become relevant again

felix will officially be part of the main cast. like the previous bullet point, the show won't address any of his previous misdeeds until fandom has completely given up on it, and then suddenly it'll be relevant again

slightly bolder prediction: i don't think the show actually wants to juggle a superhero team of this size, so they'll find SOME reason to cut down the number of active heroes. i'm not sure what yet.

[malkaleh]

@conundrumoftime just incidentally reminding me how much I love the idea of Sauron taking one (1) look at Celeborn and being like ‘actually I want him too’ because listen, Sauron can be possessively in love with several people at once!

[exercise-of-trust]

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