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venomouslilith · 1 month

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tomorrow is the day, the date day, I'm SCREAMING, I even talked to him about it, he's equally nervous/excited which somehow didn't help at all, still absolutely loosing my mind

#I FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE AROUND THIS MAN WHY AM I NERVOUS #we've licked each others buttholes like can you relax brain #p #oh boy dating is too exciting sometimes #hhhhhhnnnnnnggggg #I need a weighted blanket #he said he can't wait to see me and one evening isn't enough and AHHHHHH #somebody shoot me

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kiruvry · 1 year

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obsessed with the thought of august saving pav when you don't ((im .so fucking normal dear god pl))

+ extra 🤨

#'haha hey these guys are the only ones who try to attack the kaiser hah' -> THE HORROR THE HORROR THE HORROR #they occupy my thoughts. all the time every fufkjng day #finding even the slightest comfort and a moment of solace in somebody you share a common goal with #and who could ljke. offer you things youve lost aswell should you allow yourselves to actually grow close despite the distrust due to the #festival ijust FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK #SOMEBODY SHOOT ME #fear and hunger #fear and hunger 2: termina #f&h2t #f&h #f&h2 #pav fear and hunger #august fear and hunger #literally life ruining im in shambles

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gazillionhearts · 2 years

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who the fuck is tom

#my art #daria morgendorffer #jane lane #janedaria #daria x jane #um um i just think that like #do you think they ever #yeah #daria #somebody shoot me

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highendphasers · 2 years

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happy birthday my little beekeeper

#mcr #mcr5 #gerard way #my chemical romance #oh my god #somebody fucking kill me #somebody shoot me #i need to die i need to #oh my

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monards · 3 months

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dove loving magnolia always and forever.

#guys she kept her vows im so fucking sick i hate everything #DOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #i dont even care if it wasn't purely romantic love at the end...#it was still love #and thats all that matters #she has loved magnolia at every point she could #and that is so beautiful to me #somebody shoot me #magnolia & dove #dove

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house-of-slayterr · 1 year

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If my uterus doesn’t stop bleeding I’m going to reach up there and claw it out with my own two bloody fucking hands! 🤮💀🔪

#dysphoria #why did it restart #I’ve not had one is like half a year #trans dysphoria #period #period cramps #severe cramps #I literally just lost like a whole cup of blood #somebody shoot me #I need to be put down #trans Masc #trans vent #Frances rants #trans man #tshot #6 months on t

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backroadboy · 27 days

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another night of 'my neighbors are having super loud sex'

#somebody shoot me #but like...that should be me #txt.

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niemernuet · 6 days

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first year (almost) done with more responsibility during audition season and i get now why we've had so much turnover on that position these past few years...

#😭😭😭#somebody shoot me #ramblings #tbd

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lesbianinamclaren · 16 days

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AliVic is the Omega x Omega pairing we all needed

#somebody shoot me #sol talks f1

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theyhitthepentagon · 10 months

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oh this is vile

#somebody shoot me #my truth

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jekyllnahyena · 3 months

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i swear if i had the same level of unhinged readiness to write the needed papers for uni as i do for my small, lil scenes that i write down for characterisation purposes, i'd be fucking unstoppable

instead ive pushed off doing this bullshit till 2 days before and i'm pretty sure my heart is gonna give out in the next 5 hours due to caffeine and redbull

#guys #i just wanted to take care of paintings and statues #why are you doing this to me #pls #i wasnt made for writing smart and formal #i was made for chaos and brain mess and doing something with my hands #somebody shoot me #i have several google docs that are over 100 pages because i need to write these scenes down or my brain wont stop #just for me and my personal entertainment and nothing else #i hate it here (my brain)

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chainsaw-dick · 4 months

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im actually gonna kms there's a guy my age give or take a year at my gym and we havent talked ever but sometimes we like smile at each other and wave when one of us comes in/leaves and I thought they were a butch so I walked up to them finally to ask if theyd like to hang out sometime or grab a drink after.

it's a cis guy.

#yeet talks #somebody shoot me

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wriochilde · 7 months

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AM I. AM I BISEXUAL ??

#FUCK ITS TOO LATE FOR THIS SHIT #SOMEBODY SHOOT ME #finn.txt

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raan-miir-tah · 10 months

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This is the most vague complaint ever but imma be so real with you: I am totally not getting in this damn zine

#kyne shouts #damn myself for primarily writing block boys in situations #and also. damn myself for having several wips I wrote for zines I didn’t even apply for #wtf am I doing. who does that. I haven’t updated several fics in months #somebody shoot me