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bearomint · 1 year ago

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Bro why that stick moving

Fresh Pipe-Cleaner Baby

#just born #it just looks like a puppet bro #bro u good #someone please help this guy #it just looks like a string puppet #alpaca #noodle

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zooophagous · 7 months ago

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You've heard of the notion that you need to stop casually making suicide jokes or self hatred jokes because it's making your mental health worse.

Now get ready for you need to stop making "omg I HATE people I just want to be alone with (companion animal)" jokes because they're making you forget how to be decent to people.

#im just being a bitchy little hater #but when i see someone living in a tent and the only concern people have is for their dog #im like can you please pay attention to the bigger over arching problem here #you know you can help the poor innocent widdle doggo by helping the yucky homeless guy right

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crismakesstuff · 1 year ago

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cast out of paradise

#please see my vision here #PLEASE #sorry for injecting my catholic trauma into the silly superhero show guys I can’t help it #the fallen angel #invincible #invincible show #invincible fanart #omni man #omniman #nolan grayson #mark grayson #debbie grayson #crismakesstuff #the original painting ‘the fallen angel’ is just SO HIM #the grief the despair and anger about his own choices #ITS NOLAN!#ok but if you guys let me ramble if I had to assign biblical roles to the graysons #i can see nolan as god himself (or lucifer but more so god tbh) debbie is mother mary and mark is jesus #the whole ‘lamb of god’ motif just fits mark wayyyy too well #also I saw someone make art of debbie and mark as ‘la pietà’ and I’ve been a changed person since #AGAIN SORRY FOR THROWING CATHOLIC IMAGERY AT THE SUPERHERO SHOW #this is how my brain wants to cope w it ig ;-;#catholic imagery

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starry-bi-sky · 1 year ago

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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

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seventh-district · 1 year ago

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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

#aventurine #dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr memes #hsr meme #honkai star rail memes #honkai star rail meme #hsr aventurine #hsr ratio #dr. ratio #veritas ratio #this blog is about to be about 80% Star Rail for an indefinite period of time. and i’m not sorry abt it y’all have been warned #can't get these guys outta my head so here's my first attempt at contributing to this fandom please laugh #no but fr tho i can't tell if any of these are Actually funny slash accurate or if they just are to me #still. the idea's been nagging me for a couple days so i'm getting it outta my system #i also hope none of these have already been made. i always fear that i'm gonna unknowingly copy someone aaa #also also i've no clue if my attempt at adding alt text was actually helpful or done right so if it isn't feel free to correct me

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aq2003 · 9 months ago

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i feel like he's choosing his words carefully bc he doesn't want it to blow up in his face but personally i think he should be legally allowed to kill the tory politicians making his criticism of them the center of their campaigns

#david tennant #of course running on 'david tennant told me to shut up one time' is probably not the most effective platform in the world #however i still think he should be legally allowed to start swinging #i dont exactly want to come off as 'someone please help the poor guy he didn't ask for this :('#bc like. he's a fairly privileged person and he acknowledges this and how even if he dislikes being at a center of controversy #he has a safety net and isn't nearly as vulnerable as others might be etc etc #However. Can someone give him a gun

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bruhstation · 2 months ago

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*Breaks into your house to stare wistfully out the window* Do you ever think that CTHenry is, at least by some perceptions, a corpse being kept alive by gold dust and the whimsy of a goddess whose motives are unknown? I do. *Puffs on bubble pipe* Anyway. I'm still holding out hope for a happy ending for our Miserable Train Gays. Iram gentlemen. Have a good day 💗

out of sight, out of mind

#asks #sterling-starlight #tw ableism #<— just in case #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #ttte henry #ttte gordon #ttte james #ttte thomas #ttte percy #casa tidmouth #senjart #heavily inspired by yellowcake Please be niceys to me.#hooray! the nwr workplace environment that’s true to the early model seasons!#interpreting henry's sudden shape change and the whole thing with the special coal (both its need and obsolesce) in human form--#--with the addition of existential dread AND the panicked ramblings of a man who got his whole life turned upside down #it’s amazing how alive henry looks despite the tiny amount of gold dust left in the shining time world at that time #and how its number dwindled further in present cstm #henry with a forlorn expression wearing a shirt that says ‘’I am god’s favorite soldier’’#is lady here real? or a projection of henry’s inner thoughts towards himself —#— because he can’t bear the idea that he’s actively mocking his own self and it wasn’t anyone else #(at least not anymore)#and if she’s real is she projecting her own lack of autonomy to someone who’s always hit with one misfortune after another…..#when your entire existence was to make sudrians happy for more than a thousand years #and you remain in solitude watching the humans you tended to come and go #so you bury your curiosity and longing so humanity can be happy #yet you can’t help but just strongly relate to this one poor guy #until the time comes in 1999 #also this is as much of a study/character expansion/hc thing as much it is for my outlet for my feelings about my disabilities

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mellohiizz · 3 months ago

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I just wanna go from here Close my eyes and disappear (disappear)

a different version under cut bc im indecisive

#☆ my art .#☆ unstable universe .#spokeishere #the real squiddo #ashswag #mapicc #this episode threw me into a loop #im thinking about it so much #a very weirdcore approach #felt fitting idk that episode felt like a trip #a slightly different approach that i usually take for my art so um #didnt exactly came out how i wanted but i dont feel like fixing it #good enough #this episode is eating at my brain #someone please help this guy (and me)

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spiderking-of-queens · 10 months ago

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“You’re so quiet, what are you thinking about?”

#the way this pops into my head like 50 times a day isn’t even funny #I’m back on my joseph quinn bullshit guys #there’s no helping me #someone please tell me you understand #why’d he say it like that tho 😭#joseph quinn #happy sad confused

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star-forg · 7 months ago

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More illustrations to come, mostly just wanted to get this out there. Guys, White Fury? I thinks it's funny. If you have a better name lmk

Officially calling this au 'how to train your manta (httym)' and I have many thoughts about it please hold

#httym #httyd au #sky: cotl #sky: children of the light #sky children of the light #sky cotl au #how to train your manta #my art #au #guys its sky cotl with dragons i mean im going insane someone send help #the vibes are so different but they worrkkkkk #do you see my vision #please tell mw you see ittttt

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fist-of-vengeance · 1 year ago

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john locke is such an absolute nutjob and im obsessed with him. imagine having the world's most horrendous daddy issues and chosing to cope with this by forcibly adopting everyone you meet. even if they already have a father. john saw micheal's dysfunctional relationship with walt and went "okay, my son now." charlie's struggling with addiction? adoption time. oh claire's mad at him? i am her dad now and also im raising aaron. boone? my son. this random hitchhiker? my son. dude is collecting surrogate children like pokemon, and he's not even a good father figure. he frequently causes problems for the people in question. BUT BY GOD HE DOES NOT LET THAT STOP HIM

that cop eddie knew all he needed to do was get in john's car and trauma dump about his shitty father and john would immediately go "okay yeah you're my son now."

ben probably could've manipulated him twice as effectively if he used this strategy, but instead he was too busy projecting his own daddy issues by trying to make john kill his abusive dad like he did. meanwhile john is reliving the cycle getting conned by ben over and over again just like he trusted his father. they're competing in the daddy issues olympics and no one is winning

#obviously this is an exaggeration i know he did try to help micheal and walt bond #but still #what a fucking goofball #i love this guy #he skips all the steps of trauma recovery and then is shocked when people think he's unhealthy #JOHN THE ISLAND ISN'T GONNA CURE YOUR DEPRESSION #dude was canonically skipping therapy appointments SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE HIM COPE NORMALLY #just kidding hes more entertaining derranged #@symbiotic slime apologies for making you read cop and your pookie's name in the same sentence #lost 2004 #lost abc #lost tv show #john locke #ben linus #walt lloyd #lost

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inkbug0 · 3 months ago

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