#what a fucking goofball

[fist-of-vengeance]

john locke is such an absolute nutjob and im obsessed with him. imagine having the world's most horrendous daddy issues and chosing to cope with this by forcibly adopting everyone you meet. even if they already have a father. john saw micheal's dysfunctional relationship with walt and went "okay, my son now." charlie's struggling with addiction? adoption time. oh claire's mad at him? i am her dad now and also im raising aaron. boone? my son. this random hitchhiker? my son. dude is collecting surrogate children like pokemon, and he's not even a good father figure. he frequently causes problems for the people in question. BUT BY GOD HE DOES NOT LET THAT STOP HIM

that cop eddie knew all he needed to do was get in john's car and trauma dump about his shitty father and john would immediately go "okay yeah you're my son now."

ben probably could've manipulated him twice as effectively if he used this strategy, but instead he was too busy projecting his own daddy issues by trying to make john kill his abusive dad like he did. meanwhile john is reliving the cycle getting conned by ben over and over again just like he trusted his father. they're competing in the daddy issues olympics and no one is winning

[abfg616]

old art of andhera’s grand-paw dog (before we knew he was sad)

[thotferatu]

Holy shit he's singing 😭😂

[azatas]

really really can’t recommend kevin can f**k himself enough, especially if you grew up watching sitcoms. it’s such a well done deconstruction/criticism of the genre and the way they blend the sitcom with the drama and the reality of what being married to a guy like kevin would be is so unique and bold and i think they nailed it

[skibiditoiletfish]

Goodnight everyone xx

[phoenixkaptain]

I NEED more Qui-Gon content. Why is there so little canon content of Qui-Gon? Why isn’t he absolutely everything? How am I supposed to fill this bottomless pit of hunger? Where is he? Why doesn’t he have his own comic about his life as a maverick Jedi, can you imagine how fucking cool that would be? Why aren’t there more novels with him in them??? Where am I supposed to get my Qui-Gon content, huh?? What, am I supposed to just make it myself??? Am I supposed to write the ”Qui-Gon being a great but forgetful Master because he has ADHD and gets captured every other mission” MYSELF??? Come ON, canon, you canNOT just expect me to write all the Qui-Gon stuff that I’m already writing!! I need more, I am literally that image of shaking something rabidly back and forth and I need more to sink my teeth into, please, Disney, you had such a good opportunity to explore one of the most underutilised characters in the entire series and while his appearance in Obi-Wan Kenobi did make me so happy, it wasn’t enough!!!

Anyway, if anyone has any Qui-Gon recs, canon or otherwise, let me know, if you’d like.

[eff-plays]

AA girlies want to choke on Astarion's dick and get slapped around by him because that's true love.

Spawn girlies want to wrap him in 7 layers of bubble wrap so he doesn't hurt himself thinking too hard.

Cool girlies flush him down the toilet and watch him swirl around in the bowl because he's finally where he belongs.

[epickiya722]

"Gojo doesn't have panty shots"

I seen posts where people lose their minds over his FINGERS. If that man had panty shots...

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

didn't know laughingstock was a thing for the longest time but I have never been more quickly on board with a ship in my LIFE

...

(get it? on board? ship? im so funny)

yeeHAW welcome aboard the SS.Laughingstock, it's in a constant state of nearly sinking but not quite! there are no lifeboats!

[devilcroc]

now that i'm older reisen (touhou) has grown on me a lot. i love that her skill is "makes you insane" but she usually just comes across as a put upon office worker and pretty much never uses it. tewi has all the ambition between the two of them??

[please-let-this-work-oh-my-god]

2.0 spoilers under the cut

Oh...

[todayisafridaynight]

i just KNOW the tojo gossip went hard from 2008-2009

Truly was it frame one that EEEEEVERYONE KNEW mine had a thing for daigo cause everyone just treats that shit like common knowledge its actually ridiculous

[elinorapologist]

Um.. UM. uM um UUUMMMMM...... I JUST GOT A SPOILER FOR OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH. A spoiler. A SPOILER LIKE NO OTHER

[hanakihan]

today, I bring cheren memes

tomorrow? who knows

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Fucking... That would be funny if I used the exact same amount of words to tell The Storyteller and The Mimic stories and did it better... Like... That would be a fun game...

Doesn't require much planning because I already have a corrected version of events in my head, literally all I'd have to do is write it within the word limit... And maybe read Tiger Rock since that's hopefully the end of this group of stories...

I'll think about it. It could be fun! Just gonna add it to the list of maybes to focus on after I'm done with other stuff. I just... God that would be so fucking funny if I succeeded in making it better and maybe an interesting challenge with the word limits lmao

[inspector-montoya-fox]

like what the fuck did they want Sly to do in ancient Egypt exactly? snort sand and get his brain pulled out of his nostril ?