#Sprint Five

[liverpool-enjoyer]

me: i dont chase men

spanish soccer player pablo martin paez gavira: h-

me:

[adimouze]

I can’t believe I’m disappointed with a week that allowed Daniel have have 5 WDC points? like FIVE WHOLE POINTS? He’s gonna get more and he’s gonna get better and race results does not overshadow that major driving he did this weekend either I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

[disaster-magnet-runner-five]

I look into my eyeholes, and what do I see?

A handsome motherfucker motherfucking looking back at me

a mask of my own face, I'd wear that

I'd wear that

[karebeast]

MOAR COMMISSIONS FOR @glitch07deity

(Thanks sugar moma LMAO)

Clown Springtrap belongs to Scott Cawthon (Five Nights at Freddy's

[star--anon]

Newt is surprisingly tranquil when it comes to video games, opting instead to simply turn the game off and stop playing for a while. Secretly, this is because he anthropomorphizes everything, and he thinks video games get sad when you stop playing them.

literally just putting them in time-out like "think about what you did"

Minho, on the other hand, has tremendous video game rage.

For the sake of world peace, Newt sits with him while he's playing and peppers him with kisses when he loses

[bookwyrminspiration]

wait random question did anyone else have a really specific random irrational fear as a kid they grew out of and is just part of their backstory or is that just me?

for example: until I was like nine/ten I was terrified of flushing the toilet. there was not enough money in the world to make me flush that toilet any sooner than the last possible second because I was so afraid of it

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

i was mildly concerned that when i played my first fallout game i'd discover that i had put too much faith in my bf's excitement at seeing a deathclaw skull in the show, and that deathclaws would not actually be as scary as i was expecting

turns out that is not the fucking case

[radargrind2091]

Group shots of Enchantimals Main Five with their Besties 🧡🩷💜🩶🩵🦊🐰🦌🦨🦚

-Enchantimals (c) Mattel and Kickstart Entertainment

[raceweek]

f1 having a whole three week break just to end up deciding the brand new race format four days before they need to actually use it is peak f1

[soaps-mohawk]

The fact that multiple videos like this have been showing up on my fyp since reading the latest chapter... you too, shall now be graced with them

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNeTWjt9/

....as they should 😌

What's funny is I was just talking with a friend about those 😂

Bless though my fyp is insane rn

[wanderrghost]

Things I've done (so far) while playing CoD:MW2:

Threw a grenade at my team literally within 30 seconds of starting the first campaign (sorry Soap and Ghost).

Tried to be air support, bombed my team stationed on top of a building twice (sorry Ghost, Soap, and Alejandro).

Repeatedly teargassed myself while trying to be stealth because the canister ricocheted off of the air vent in front of me (sorry Gaz).

Failed to cut myself free in time from a rope dangling from a helicopter and got splattered onto a highway sign (Sorry Gaz. Again).

Constantly tried to jump from one moving vehicle to another and failed (sorry Gaz. AGAIN).

Shot Price bc I thought he was an enemy (Sorry Price).

Shot Farah bc I thought SHE was an enemy (SORRY FARAH).

Walked right off of a third-story roof (sorry again Soap).

And I'm only HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME.

[drowsystarlight]

Five decided to stop in front of a camera to sign and argue with Sam and now they’re in a pinch

[moonshynecybin]

Pleeaseeeee wear the I am a child of divorce at the race 😭😭😭

yeah see the thing is i don’t want people to be weird to meeeeee and a motorcycle race in texas uh. seems like a place where that could happen about a shirt like that

[yloiseconeillants]

healing becomes much less stressful when you realize you can just actually let people die and then rez them and it's almost never a big deal like let go of your fear you're not gonna wipe if a bard falls off the platform i promise

[mookybear12404]

We have spent a week hyping up this boss fight. The DM preparing our doom. Our cr 5 party being put up against a cr 10 LEVIATHAN

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE US HOURS

OUR FIGHTER OBLITERATED THIS FCKN GOD SERPENT IN ONE ROUND

[dathen]

My cat: Why do you think it’s funny when Sherlock Holmes knocks over a glass of water, but when I—