#Stepdad!Compress

[moodyvoid]

Dabi, walking into the hideout and pointing at Toga and Mr. Compress.

Dabi: “Come on, it’s my turn to get groceries and you two are coming with me.”

Toga: “Why us?”

Dabi: “Because you’re quick and Compress can use his marbles to carry everything.”

Mr. Compress: “Is that all I am to you?!”

Dabi, glaring: “You really want me to answer that?”

Mr. Compress: “Fine, we’ll go!”

—

Dabi, walking up to a building.

Mr. Compress: “Excuse me, Dabi, but this isn’t the grocery store?”

Dabi: “I never said we were going to the grocery store.”

Dabi, pulling out keys and unlocking the door, all of them walking in.

Toga: “What is this place?”

Dabi: “Endeavor’s house.”

Mr. Compress and Toga both freezing.

Dabi, throwing Toga a bag: “Start loading up.”

Mr. Compress: “Curious… Why would Dabi have keys to Endeavor’s house?”

Toga: “No idea… Let’s snoop!”

Dabi, raiding the fridge, pausing and noticing Mr. Compress and Toga are gone.

Dabi, walking out into the hallway.

Mr. Compress and Toga, looking at a photo of Rei.

Toga: “Endeavor has a wife?”

Mr. Compress: “And she’s breathtaking. Dabi, come have a look at Endeavor’s hot wife!”

Dabi: “… Can we get a move on?”

Mr. Compress and Toga walking away.

Dabi: “Leave the photo of my Mo— his wife.”

Mr. Compress, huffing and putting the photo back.

[rabbit-rays]

id in alt.

i think that because terra gets baby eraqus' outfit aqua should get xehanorts. jeans and boots 👢

[diejager]

DUDE IM ACC OBSESSED WITH Stepdad!konig AND Dbf!horangi ITS INSANE

NOT TOO OBSESSED THAT YOU FORGOT TO BLINK :D AND HERE’S MOAR

Your mother kissed your cheek, her painted nails tickling your face when she smothers you in joyful and excited kisses. She had a diner date with her husband, your stepdad König, and she was boiling with enthusiasm that left you feeling tired and unsettled.

“Oh, don’t worry, hun,” she cooed, bringing you into her arms to smooth your - what she thought to be - fear of being home alone without her or your pet. “Kim promised he’d watch over you for tonight, I know how well you get along so I’m sure everything’s going to be fine!”

You wanted to scoff, you weren’t a child anymore. You wanted to remind her that she often left you home alone to go on business trips or on dates that would somehow last the whole weekend. You didn’t need anyone to babysit you, especially at 24, and especially not someone like Horangi. Now, knowing that you’d have to entertain a guest and your stepdad’s best friend while they went on a date.

You thought of locking the doors while you waved them off, watching the car drive away, but he had a spare key to your house. So you sat in your room, with full intention of stay in the safety of your room without your furry friend. It wouldn’t long before he took care of everything home and came to yours.

The distinct sounds of socked feet thumping around your living room made you purse your lips, a deep frown when he stopped before your door and knocked. You couldn’t lock the door to your room, it had no lock, he could open the door and come in whenever he wanted and yet he decided to knock, a clear taunt at your helplessness.

“What is it?”

Rather than answering, Horangi pushed open the door and stepped in, crowding your bed as he drawled his way to you. He wore baggy pants and a compression shirt (he and König loved to wear them around the house), face bare of glasses or a mask, showing you the different scars that decorated his clean face.

“They’ll be gone for the night, König’s taking her to a hotel to let us have some….” He licked his lips, the corners lifting in a cruel smirk. “Peace and quiet.”

He loomed over you, warm body pressing you into the mattress, his cock already hard and grinding into your thigh. His grin and gleeful stare never left your face as his hands wandered over your stomach, slipping under your shirt to fondled with your breasts, pinching and pulling at your nipple all the while he was rutting against your thigh.

“Let’s not disappoint, hmm?”

Taglist: @sae1kie @yeoldedumbslut @tallmanlover @distracteddragoness @vxnilla-hxrddrugs @konigsblog @havoc973

[plaidpajamallama]

Like laundry Rhea Ripley X Jey Uso

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Summary: One day Rhea goes to the gym with Jey and can’t focus

tumblr exclusive request by anon

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Rhea was sitting on the couch, her dog Bella lying under her arm, while she scrolled through Instagram.

She flipped through her stories. Damian posted about the Yankees—as always.

Naomi posted multiple pictures of herself in her newest gear.

She clicked the screen again.

Her whole body got hot as a video of Jey doing knee raises played.

He was in all black, his chain shining under the bright gym lights.

Even in a hoodie she could see his muscles flexing from holding himself up in the air with ease.

She subconsciously licked her lips as the video played again.

He has been going crazy in the gym lately with mania getting closer and closer, and it was starting to drive her crazy.

Bella’s ears perked up before jumping off the couch and rushing towards the stairs.

Hey, hey, he bent down, petting the top of Bella’s head.

Aye, Mama, he called out, trying to get her attention, but got nothing.

He pushed past Bella, walking over to the couch, her following after him, tail wagging.

Mama, what are you doing? He came up behind her, leaning over the back of the couch.

She clicked her phone off, setting it in her lap. Nothing. She looked back at him. What’s up?

She noticed he was wearing a black compression shirt that hugged his muscles tight; his gray sweats hung low off his hips, the grillz in his mouth matching the chain around his neck, both simple but still enough to make her lose it.

I’m going to go to the gym? He said he caught her eyeing him up and down, making him grin.

You good, Mama?

She snapped out of it, meeting his gaze. Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. She said nervously, her face lighting up like a tomato, What did you say before?

He chuckled. I’m going to gym. Do you want to come?

Yeah, let me change first. She hopped up off the couch, stepping over Bella, her knees feeling a little weak.

——

She was taking a rest between her sets of bicep curls, looking at herself in the mirrors that lined the wall of the gym.

She was wearing a Darc Sport dark camo shirt and a matching pair of shorts with her beat-up low-top Vans.

She glanced over at Jey, who was on the ground doing his third round of push-ups.

His phone set up in front of him, catching her in the background.

Fuck, he looks bloody good! She said to herself, pulling her hair back into a ponytail and then letting it fall across her shoulder blades.

She had so many ideas running through her head, none of them involving actually working out, maybe another form of cardio though.

She took her bottom lip between her teeth before looking away quickly as he finished up his set, sitting on the ground pushing his hair out of his face.

Alright, let’s see what you all have been talking’ about. He leaned into the phone, reading the chat.

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Themessiah67: Oh, it’s over for Gunther

DivaDiana: Damn, Jey! 😮‍💨

Tribenightmare: I know, right! Rhea is very lucky

Crashoutuso: So lucky 🫦

FearlessKim: Y’all simping in these comments like he can’t see us 😂

Power99: Gunther's going to get dog-walked

Your stepdad: Yup, his days are numbered

Themessiah67: Someone peep Rhea in the back? 😂

///

He laughed. Damn, it's been a minute since I did this, huh? Forgot how y’all be acting on here, he laughed again, this one deeper, flashing his grillz. I appreciate it, though, uce.

I would argue I’m the lucky one. Y’all see her? He pointed behind him to her. Shit, I’m trying to get like that, uce, he smiled, standing up off the ground.

She did her little wave to the camera as she continued her set, trying to stay focused.

Jey grabbed two 40-pound dumbbells from the rack, backing up to make sure he was in frame before starting to do a set of hammer curls.

His eyes caught the chat going faster; he laughed to himself, not thinking much of it.

She put her dumbbells back down on the rack, her hair falling in front of her pinkish face, her knees feeling weaker.

God, get a grip. She thought, Focus, focus, focus. She repeated the phrase in her head over and over, hoping it would help.

Fuck! Jey groaned, his arms starting to burn, each rep getting harder, groaning and grunting with every one after that, sending a shiver through her body.

She looked over at him, watching him through the mirror.

Beads of sweat were rolling down his forehead, his muscles popping, tattoos glistening with sweat.

She tripped over her own feet, falling onto one of the benches, the noise getting the attention of some of the other gym-goers.

Hey, Mama, are you good? Jey’s head whipped around, putting down his weights and going over to her.

Yeah, I’m fine, just… tripped, her face turning a darker shade of red as he helped her up

Are you sure you're good, Mama? He's pushing some of her hair back behind her ear.

Yeah, I’m fine, baby. She tried to pull herself together but was doing horribly at it.

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Mamiforpresident: Homegirl is struggling 😂

Crashoutuso: 😂 Hey, I get it; my knees would be weak too

Star-Dusty: She’s so real for that

Themessiah67: She is!

UceyUma: So she’s doing better than me; I would have folded already🤭

Themessiah67: If he came up to me like that, oh, most definitely

Thatgirl25: The live would have ended right there 😂😮‍💨

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You don’t look fine. You look a little wobbly. He grinned, noticing what was wrong with her.

I’m—I’m fine. She said her face was getting warmer.

Mm-hmm, well, why don’t you sit down? Let me get your water bottle; you look really thirsty, he teased, sitting her down.

Hey! She hit his shoulder, getting more flustered.

What? He said with mocking innocence, stepping away from her.

She hid her face with her hands, suddenly remembering that they were still live.

She was so embarrassed that she lost control like that; she fell in front of everyone, getting so distracted by him.

She leaned back against the bench whose back was raised up.

Jey walked past his phone on the ground back over to her gently slapped her thigh, getting her attention.

She pulled her hands from her face, looking up at him, immediately giggling and blushing so hard.

What did I do now? He laughed with her.

Be all hot and sweaty. She said between her giggles, pushing him back away from her he didn’t move, just laughed harder.

Watching me work out getting you all hot and bothered, Mama? He said, hushed, his teasing only being heard by her.

She looked away before she did something she shouldn’t.

Huh? He hooked a finger under her chin, forcing her to look at him. Got you all—the rest of his words were muffled by her hand.

Jey—her eyes were wide, looking up at him with a small grin. One, you're in the gym, and two, you're still live.

He looked over, seeing his phone on the floor against a mirror going crazy. He completely forgot he playfully rolled his eyes, moving away from her over to it.

He picked it up off the ground, scanning the chat, seeing they were just talking about them.

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Tribenightmare: I feel like we’re interrupting something 🫣

FearlessKim: Shh, if we’re quiet, they won’t notice🤫

Your stepdad: Oh, she folded (same girl)

Star-Dusty: Crazy how long it took her. I wonder if she folded instantly

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He laughed. Y’all are wild, and this is fun, but we’re going to get going.

The chat filled with awes" and boos, not wanting them to leave.

He kneeled down next to Rhea so she was in frame with him.

Aww, we’re be back, guys. Rhea said, leaning towards his shoulder, getting more in frame. Don’t be sad; I’ll make sure he does it again.

She will; she’s real bossy. He said, earning a punch to the shoulder, I’m not bossy!

Mm-hmm, yeah, sure. Anyway, we’re about to go. We’ll see y’all again. Deuces, uces, he said, doing a little yeet.

Bye, my little mosherz. She did her little wave till next time.

He slipped his phone in his pocket, standing up.

Oh, bloody hell, she said, her thumb between her teeth.

Jey used the end of his shirt to wipe his face off, revealing his toned stomach and pecs, both dripping with sweat.

He could wipe his face all he wanted, but the smirk on it wouldn’t leave.

He dropped his shirt back down, looking at her like he didn’t just do that. You good? He asked with a smirk.

Fuck you, she retorted, standing up and starting to walk off.

Mmm, isn’t that the goal, Mama? He said following after her.

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I locked in and finally finished one of the many requests I have but hey we’re get to the rest at some point you know 😆🖤

[mha-quotes-and-such]

You know, I'm not even sure if I ship BlackMagic, but I find the idea of Compress as Shigaraki's kind-of-a-stepfather really funny, so:

After Kurogiri and Compress made it public and Shigaraki got over his murderous spree against Compress phase, the rest of the League gifted Mr. Compress with of of those "I'm not the stepdad, I'm the dad that stepped up" shirts WITH a rare picture bellow of him and Shigaraki together without Shigaraki either sulking or trying to kill him.

(They took it while Tomura was asleep on the couch and Compress decided to sit besides him to read and counted it as "together bonding time")

It may or may not have been Dabi's idea to tease Shigaraki. And he may or may not have ordered a whole box full of them because he knew Shigaraki would decay the first one.

Oh this is INCREDIBLE. Compress thinks theyre just about the worst shirts hes ever seen in his Life, but with the way Shigaraki reacts to them he cant help but wear them, or at least parade them around on occasion. Shigaraki gets teased about it Constantly, and his over the top reactions (dusting them, throwing out a box, stealing them out pf Compress’s room) definitely dont help with that

[mutipede]

This shit broke me. My ex didn't break me when she threatened suicide to get me into a relationship and sexually assaulted me. Because there was a clear understandable logical narrative flow of what she did, she'd fucked people over before me and she fucked people over after me. She cried about having destroyed me but she didn't and I found the implication insulting.

My stepdad didn't break me when he did all the shit he did. I didn't like him, I didn't respect him, why would I care what his opinion was about me or anything else at all? His opinion wasn't worth shit. The kind of person from whom an insult is a compliment. You wouldn't want to be someone he valued. Even my mom didn't break me, even though it hurt, I stopped allowing myself to get my hopes up and my grandparents were like my parents anyways so you can't disappoint someone who doesn't expect shit anymore. I don't feel anything about her.

I guess the only person who can kill you is the person you trust

Feels like I've spent my whole existence in the bottom of a glass tube. And occasionally someone opens the lid and punches whatever surface of me is nearest the top of the tube. Crushing and compressing the increasingly undifferentiated pulpy remains. No wonder I can't do anything.

[inciting-trumpet]

🌠 StepDad, do you wear that absolutely godsawful mask because you know you're way too ridiculously pretty and you'd never get any villaining done if you just showed your face?

~ 🌠 Shinsei, @codename-firedancer

The helmet is only a support item to enhance the range of my meta-ability. Unlike Mr. Compress, I’m not shy about showing off my face. I am a politician after all, it’s important that I show my face.

[abrahamshipwreck]

Putting on compression socks seem to help the feet and calves but my thighs are still cramped pretty decently. Prefer this over the jaw cramps.

Literally all my muscles have had spasms today. Even my abs and I just spent all day either exhausted or in pain or feeling like my joints were going to slip out- but I have to pkay babysitter for my stepdad bc he is Man sick and Instill have shit I gotta do.

Either way, Im exhausted, Im in so much pain and I dont think I can sleep tonight

Not going to get much sleep tonight I already cant find a way to work out these double charlie horses from hip to foot

[theoldbones]

tw animal illness in tags

[c-infinity-83]

POV YOUR SWITCH'S L BUTTON STOPS FUCKING WORKING OUT OF NOWHERE

[inkytsuki]

Yall ever been so sleep deprived that your anxiety just like. Left for a while bc it's just over it

That's me rn. And like honest 2 God. I need it to like. Stay this way bc I'm straight up not having a good time lmfao

[moodyvoid]

Toga finds a girlfriend for Mr. Compress.

Toga: “Do you see anyone you could fall in love with?”

Mr. Compress: “How can I tell?”

Toga: “It’s called love at first sight. Trust me, you’ll know it when you see her.”

Mr. Compress sighs and looks around, pausing on a woman with white hair.

Mr. Compress, with stars in his eyes: “Oh, she’s quite beautiful.”

Toga: “She’s the one!! Go rizz her up!”

Mr. Compress: “Rizz? Is that appropriate?!”

Toga: “GO!”

Mr. Compress walks over to the woman.

Toga sees Dabi across the street, she waves him over and he reluctantly joins her.

Dabi: “What are you doing here?”

Toga: “I’m helping Mr. Compress find a girlfriend! What are you doing here?”

Dabi: “I’m meeting my Mom here for lunch. Where’s Compress?”

Dabi looking around for Mr. Compress, pausing when he sees him.

Dabi: “Toga… Why is Compress talking to my Mom?”

Toga’s eyes widen as she looks back over to Mr. Compress who’s currently getting Rei Todoroki’s phone number.

[deadboyswalking]

On one hand I am very against "found family = nuclear family" headcanons but on the other hand I think Kurogiri and Compress having matching "World's Best Dad" and "World's Best Stepdad" mugs would be very funny.

[spectraeevee]

Me (A Mr Compress simp) vs my biggest enemy (watching the Mr Compress face reveal episode with my Stepdad and having to keep à straight face)

[kitkatwinchester]

Okay so

That Stiles CPR scene was great, okay?

I loved him talking himself through the steps out loud and calming himself down enough to do it, which meant having to steady his own breathing enough to help her get hers back (though, as an aside, his comment about putting his lips on hers makes me think he does kind of like her and we are kind of supposed to ship them but nope, I like it platonic. Sorry. XD).

HOWEVER.

As someone who IS CPR-certified, he literally missed the MOST important part of CPR and there is no reason that Cora should've been able to start breathing again lol.

CHEST COMPRESSIONS, DUDE!

In CPR, the chest compressions are the MOST important part. You do chest compressions first, and you should never stop them for more than 60 seconds, so the giving of breaths is supposed to be quick so you can go right back to chest compressions.

Am I glad he saved her? Obviously! Am I so incredibly proud of him for remembering how to do it and pulling it off? Absolutely!

Is the medical side of my brain (my mom's a respiratory therapist, my stepdad's a pharmacist, and I thought I wanted to be a doctor for, like, 10 years of my life) forcing me to raise an eyebrow at the fact that it worked? ...maybe.

But it's okay, because he saved her, thank goodness!

Anyways I just wanted to make that small little comment about my lack of suspension of disbelief on THAT particular front.

Don't mind me. I'm gonna go back to making sure no one else dies now. XD

(Somehow it worked and that's what matters. I'll blame her werewolfiness. XD)

[ao3feed-hawks]

Hot Topic Employee: Compress Stop Trying to Fuck My Mother

hot topic employee: compress stop trying to fuck my mother by doctor depressed

the league has a group chat. the todoroki family also has a group chat. compress wants to marry rei. dabi needs a goddamn drink. ft. shoto oversharing with class 1-a

Words: 3300, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Todoroki Fuyumi, Todoroki Natsuo, Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Rei, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Midoriya Izuku, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Toga Himiko, League of Villains, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Kurogiri, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Class 1-A

Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress/Todoroki Rei, Todoroki Fuyumi/Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Ashido Mina/Toga Himiko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Todoroki Fuyumi & Todoroki Natsuo & Todoroki Rei & Todoroki Shouto

Additional Tags: Dabi is a Todoroki, Divorced Todoroki Enji | Endeavor/Todoroki Rei, compress found out who dabis mother is and made it his mission to become dabis stepdad, he just thinks dabi needs a good dad, Good Parent Todoroki Rei, she adopts toga, the todoroki family have a group chat, the league also has a group chat, dabi is basically begging compress to stop flirting w his mum, he doesnt listen, Parental Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Pink-Haired Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Identity Reveal, dabis scars are healed, lets say someone with a healing quirk did it, Quirkless Todoroki Natsuo, Dabi | Todoroki Touya and Todoroki Fuyumi are Twins, the todoroki siblings + rei use reis maiden name instead now, the himuras tm, Class 1-A Group Chat, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Dabi | Todoroki Touya, sero is a hawks fanboy, he thirsts over him with zero shame

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43956958