#Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

[warandpeas]

Easy Peezy Sneaky Peeky

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[anon-horsey]

[matchaloverlikesflannel]

Constantly torn between "I'm never gonna pass that exam, why do still study if it's all for nothing?" and "if I study really good I will pass"

Guess we'll find out sooner or later (tuesdayyyy)

[chaossurvives]

I’m in my final month of uni and instead of being relieved it’s nearly over I’m so fucking stressed over what comes next

[studiousandrogynousfox-blog]

40 days

they didn't start well... i accidentally slept in because i'd turned off my usual weekday alarms two days before. once i was awake and started to think about the day i promptly got overwhelmed by all the chores that needed doing in addition to the work, studying, and other plans.

when i finally sat down to do some actual studying i realised that i wasn't actually close to being done because i'd somehow overlooked the last page which had another problem on it. that's when the motivation left me all together...

[bokettochild]

Me: I will now write the bunny Legend fic based off The Idea someone sent me!

Warriors: *hopefully* Dragon and Bunny?

Me: Yes <3

Hyrule and Wild: Oh, yeah, so, we're going to take that over

Me: What?

Hyrule: I want to talk about Fae culture

Wild: And I want to contest everything he says because ✨reasons✨

Me: This- this is The Inner Hero series, guys

Wild: *smiles* w͓̻̭͓̮̠̽͋̆̉̈́ͮë́̽͆̑ ̟͔͗́̿̇͂ͧͪk̙n̈́̚o͔̱͉̺̘͙̅w̦̪̱͕̻ͮ̈́̾ͤͯ ͖̠̒̈́t̘͔̣̤̖̫̔̽̆ͧ̅̓h̯̟͍̲͋ͩ̂͌a̲̩͂̇̽ͤ̒͛t̳͙͍̖̗ͨͭ͒̓ͤ̚ 😈

Me: .......

Them: 😈😈

Me: Alright, I guess this is also an Eldritch Wild series now! Yeesh!

Wild and Hyrule : *high five*

[their-love]

Okay… I’m a little late at finding Chappell Roan, BUT it’s completely changed my life in the matter of one song.

Been feeling down lately. Full on not getting out of bed, losing the interest in painting even reading! So low.

But tonight I GOT OUT OF BED, ATE REAL FOOD AND DANCED around my apartment while blasting one of her songs (with headphones on). I’ve been rereading some of my favourite stories on here and catching up on the new ones.

Sometimes all you need is the song.

[eyestarin]

Wtf man the timing

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Howdy 👋 I just wanna say I love you and your amazing writing💕 and I especially love Dr. Campbell, the love of my life ☺️ anywho I hope your day is well and don’t stress or overwork yourself ☺️☺️

[dreaminginmysoup]

Can we make shatterspace versions of our ocs A Thing please?

Anyway, in Neo Yoke Coke the Bear and Zest the Rat are now Pepsi the Bear and Rind the Rat, Pepsi owns an old fashioned ice cream and soda shop and Rind has a bakery, their businesses are right across the street from one another and they have a not so friendly rivalry.

Cocaine the Bear belongs to @lunapegasus

[lillibethnougatesquirethe3rd]

@pointless-achievements is there something for staying silly in the most unsilly of times?

[extrafruitybitch]

I just realized that the opposite of “easy peasy lemon squeezey” is “stressed depressed and lemon zest”

[ripegreenfruit]

been avoiding tumblr because I’ve been extremely stressed-depressed-lemon-zest about being too stressed to post more of my fic and too stressed to even contemplate dealing with watching new eps of the mandalorian but I deserve this wonderful chaos corner. Never change tumblr bc I need you

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Random tumblr posts that I think haikyuu characters would say:

Kenma: life's meant to be easy peasy lemon squeezy not stressed depressed lemon zest

Kuroo: my biggest fear is a killer saying some funny shit while I'm playing dead

Tsukki: how do you know an animal is extinct??? U looked everywhere???

[trippiwonder]

Plants of Santa Muerte

A

Agave: Self confidence, Love-Magic.

Aloe Vera: Protection(especially for children & pregnant women), self love, inner beauty.

Apple: Knowledge, wisdom, necromancy, healing psychosomatic ailments.

Apricot: Love-Magick (especially for gender-variant people). Wisdom spells (especially focused on one's own self or your masculine side if you're a woman, or feminine side if you're a man.

Avocado: Love and lust spells(attracting men), erotic beauty, increase male virility.

B

Beans: Friendship-Magick.

Belladonna: Lust(enhancing one's seductiveness), protection(cord-cutter), connect to other dimensions and realms of consciousness.

Berry: Raspberries are used in female fertility spells (Raspberries are used to create). Black berries are used in protection and healing psychological trauma (Blackberries are used to destroy).

Burdock: Protection(keeping harm and danger away), attraction (people, places, things).

C

Cactus: Protection(guard against those who wish to do harm), Chastity spells (ward off unwanted sexual advances/aggression).

Cherry: Love-Magick (lust to love).

Chili Peppers: Chastity spells, Protection(cooling/calming).

Chocolate: Luxury, prosperity, erotic love. Dark chocolate is preferred.

Chrysanthemum: Necromancy, communing with the dead.

Cilantro: Self-acceptance, self-love, stopping/preventing bullying(giving victim courage to stop being victimized), Maintain grace during stress.

Cinnamon: Money-Magick(expand prosperity), Lust-Magick(add sensuality to relationship).

Coca Leaves: Offering to spirits, tool of divination, aid to energize mind during meditation.

Coffee Beans: Break addictions, Breaking self illusions.

D

Dandelion: Self-confidence to be stand out of the crowd, Detoxify negative thinking.

H

Honeysuckle: Expedite spell speed.

Hyacinth: Gay male love-magick(help with coming out of the closet or accepting one's own homosexuality).

J

Jasmine: Dream work(prophetic dreams). magnifies emotions in spell work like love or lust.

L

Lemon: Cleansing, Healing-Magick.

Licorice: Hexes , harmful magick, combat addictions, promote longevity.

Lily: Break love spells, ease transitional pain of loss(friends, breakups, divorce, death).

Lime: Cleansing spiritual ailments, love magick(zest/strengthen relationships).

M

Marijuana: Protection(from law and harm), Money-Magick.

N

Nettle: Protection-Magick(to get a handle on what is causing harm). In Healing-Magick(get a hold on ailments(arthritis)).

O

Orange: Cleansing the mind of harmful thoughts and emotions, and countering sorrow and depression in it's physical association.

P

Palo Santo: Healing-Magick(unknown ailment), Protection-Magick(block all harm spiritual/physical/emotional).

Pau d'Arco: Healing-Magick(critical condition), Undo/abort magick spells that gone wrong.

Peach: Gay male love magick.

Peppermint: Memorization (students/lawyers), quell arguments, spats among friends/lovers/coworkers.

Plum: Healing magick(over-come blockages).

Pomegranate: Healing-Magick(blood and feminine ailments), Increase fertility, prosperity, empowers women.

R

Rose: Red(Erotic Love), Pink(romantic love), White(pure platonic love between friends/family/self-love), Yellow(love of life).

T

Tobacco: Communing with the Divine, empowers men.

V

Vanilla: Lust-Magick(foreplay, oral, fetishes).

W

Wine: Divination, development of psychic abilities.

Y

Yerba Mate: Protection-Magick(standing ground), mental clarity, self-confidence.

[lullabyes22-blog]

How is Silco’s fortitude against super sour things (healthy pH pussy excluded)? Would he immediately spit out a warhead or muscle through the pain—no he cannot say ‘no thank you’, it goes IN his mouth!!! (╬ Ò_Ó). Insight on Viktor, Jinx, Vi, and Sevika’s reactions also? 🤔

Silco, amusingly enough, is quite fond of extreme flavors - albeit more as a once-a-month treat than a regular meal. Umeboshi, saurkraut, achar masala, whiskey lemon sours - he will savor it all. Typically though - he eats bland af meals that would send even a 17th century English peasant into depression, simply because they're easier on his tummy, which is prone to high acidity.

Poor man is doomed to a lifelong BRAT diet.

He makes an exception for Good Pussy (tm).

That, he will gladly eat for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Viktor is more prone to a sweet tooth than to sour treats, the latter of which just make him lineface because: people put this vile stuff in their mouths willingly?

See, this is why we need Glorious Evolution. So our tragically miswired brain circuitry doesn't blister our tongues or torment our soft sensitive tummies.

Also so we no longer have tongues or tummies.

Jinx, like Viktor, also has a sweet tooth. And canonically strips when eating cake, because clearly it's meant to be a full-body sensory experience - dry cleaning bill be damned.

She makes an exception for one sour treat, though.

Pomegrenate paste.

It's tart. It's sweet. It's sticky.

And its leaves stains eeeeeeeverywhere.

"Just like me!" :D

Vi...thinks you people are crazy. Like Silco, her tummy veers on the high acid side (100% stress related) and about the sourest treat she can stomach is yogurt. Her diet veers toward lean protein; her palate toward more salty, starchy, savory snacks.

She ate Powder's pomegrenate paste once - and spat it clear across the room with such screw-mouthed zest that even Vander was a little impressed, although he scolded her lack of table manners to cover for it.

Pussy, ofc, is an exception.

That, she will have with a drink and a side of fries.

(She suggested the combo once to Cait, but was shot down because "yeast infections are real, Violet, and you will give me one." 😑)

Sevika grew up eating RL's equivalent of South Indian cuisine. She laughs, loudly, at all these finicky wusses with their fragile tastebuds and moody gut bacteria. This lady has a stomach of steel and taste buds so discerning they can gauge the wholeass FLAVOR PROFILE of sour foods.

Allow her to introduce you to the staple of Vekauran cuisine:

Tamarind.

Learn to season your damn meals, you bitches.