#Swaptale x reader

[theneurodivergentdummy]

Dude holy shit I just thought of something-

A purely random thought that might be genius. Ok so basically gremlin reader that can match Blue’s energy who is a big fan of him and wants to be trained under him. They go through daily training montages that includes running around, making tacos (usually explosive-), and battling each other until they just crash at home and munch on snacks and probably fall asleep in the living room.

Lol so basically a oneshot of their daily chaotic training. Can be platonic or romantic, your call.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!! 💙

BLUE X FERAL READER (gender neutral) (crackfic??) (Platonic)

enjoy!

Blue was asleep in his room when your dumbass self decided to crash through his door.

At 2... IN THE MORNING.

Blue woke up with an anxious start that day, and nearly skewered you with a bone too, if it wasn't for your quick reflexes.

You did a half squat, stared at him before raising your hand to point a finger at him.

"YOU"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMAN?!" Blue screamed back."MY FREAKING DOOR!"

"TRAIN ME" Your face bent in determination...oh wait... never mind you were just stepping on a Lego. Your face was bent in pain.

"WHAT?"

"TRRRRRAIN MEEEEEEEEE" You shouted, rolling the r in train.

Blue stared at you, he looked over at his clock, then back at you.

He went back to sleep.

"HEY!" You glared at his figure.

Stretch walked in, alarm written on his face at the sight of the demolished door.

"what the actual hell happened here-"

"BLUUUUUUEEEEEE!!! WAKE UP!!! TRAIIINNN MEE-" you screeched jumping on top of his bed, trying to pry the blankets off him.

"GET OUT YOU STUPID HUMAN ITS TWO IN THE MORNING!!!"

"Fine but are you gonna train me tomorrow?"

"YEAH SURE WHATEVER"

Stretch looked between the two of you confusion etched on his pale face."What??"

THE NEXT MORNING!-

It was 7 am, and blue was going to teach you how to make his famous breakfast tacos.

Stretch watched from the living room, fire extinguisher in hand, And his phone set to dial the firemen...just in case.

You walked in, with the ugliest apron on ever. Blue stared at you in dismay.

"IS THAT A JOKE." He said staring at your stain ridden apron.

"What are you talking about?"

"YOUR APRON IS HIDEOUS, THROW IT AWAY YOU CAN BORROW THE GREAT BLUES EXTRA ONE"

He threw you a green bundle of fabric. Unfurling it revealed that it was in fact... a dinosaur apron. Your carnal desires have been satisfied.

+2 charisma

After a long morning of taco making, bomb diffusing, and getting good use of the 84 fire extinguishers stretch bought, the tacos were finally done.

They were the worst thing you could possibly conceive.

Next you two were going to go on a 12 kilometer run.

You put on your old tennis shoes and started stepping out the door. Blue had packed only the necessities, water. So mutch water. And he made you carry it. 10 GALLONS OF WATER.

Let's just say the run ended with him carrying the remaining water, and you sporting two very busted knees.

Don't worry, stretch brought sparkly bandaids. So many bandaids. Everywhere.

You were exhausted. Completely drained. You managed to convince blue to skip the 14 hour deep clean of the entire house, and instead watch movies and chill.

It was 8pm, you were tired, so very tired. And hungry. You collapsed near the couch, too lazy to actually collapse on the couch. Blue confidently walked through the door, the remaining water in hand, approximately 4 gallons.

Upon seeing your exhausted figure on the floor he sighed. He dropped the water, and walked over to you.

"HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING."

you groaned into the carpet.

Stretch peered through the doorway. "They said they can't move... or breathe. You should probably move them to the couch. Before they y'know...die." he translated from your indescribable groans.

"AH I SEE. I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR A SWEATER WHEN RUNNING."

He picked you up and moved you to the couch.

The rest of the day was spent watching transformers on the tv, with stretch brining in his stash of chips and various candy. And blue made lemonade.

Thank you for requesting!!!

[whyh3nry]

I do like swap sans, how'd you know?

I got the height wrong- i am most definitely taller

[timbertumbr]

Okay hear me out here, for US, UF and SF, They have just been sucked through the matchine with and in the UT universe and are figuring things out and maybe a few months of that but what UT Sans and Papyrus forget to mention is that Pap is married to our dear sweet Y/N so they decide to pop by and vist and one of the Sans's (US, UF SF) open up and they hug them and are like "Heya bro! how are things? wheres pap ect ect" and they seen pap and obvs jump them cause they haven't seen their husband in a while. Chaos insues XD

WE'RE WHAT?! (Various Papiri X Reader)

Oh boy, this is going to be FUN! I'll write the reactions of the Sanses but know that it is 100% Papyrus X you.

UnderSwap-

-When Blue opened the door, he did NOT expect you to be there. In his universe, you were friends but often had to go to you.

-"Heya bro, how are you?" Bro? Are you really good friends? He hesitantly responded as you let yourself in, looking for your husband. When you spot the lanky skeleton, you speed walk and hug him tightly.

-Stretch was NOT expecting this, he did have a crush on you but you were acting like you were married, Blue was just as baffled as you talk about your day.

-And then YOUR Papyrus appeared out of the kitchen and you were confused.

-After some explanation, they learned that you were married and Stretch was a little flustered, apologizing and everything.

-You reassured the skeleton that it was okay, after all, multiversal accidents don't happen very often.

-Lets just say Blue is planning on getting Stretch and UnderSwap you together.

UnderFell-

-Now with these two, UnderFell you are already dating Edge, if you weren't he'd kick your ass off the moment you touched him. (More like push you away because he's still a softy and doesn't wanna hurt you.)

-So when Red opens the door, you greet him like you did with UnderSwap and he's okay with it, you two are practically siblings in your time from how much you hang out.

-And when you see Edge, you hug him from behind and call him your nickname for Papyrus and he. Goes. REEEEEED.

-He is so stunned he starts stuttering and Red is just watching in amusement but also curiosity. Then Papyrus walks in and things get a little awkward.

-After explaining, Edge takes it like he didn't just melt under your hug and Red is just amused. He may or may not be thinking of wedding plans now.

SwapFell-

-Rus crushed on you in his universe HARD and Mal just wants him to confess already.

-So when you open the door and greet him, he immediately knows what's going on and let's you in.

-When you see Rus, you hug him, greet him with a nickname and tell him how much you missed him.

-Rus is a MESS. Anxious on telling you that he isn't who you think he is and worried that you'd be mad at him.

-Papyrus appears, a knight in shining armor in Rus's eyes.

-After an explanation and numerous apologies from Rus, you were pretty chill about it and Mal had casually walked up to Rus.

-"So, ready to confess yet?" Rus gave him a glare but it did give him some ideas for how to confess.

UnderTale-

-After all the multiversal craziness, Papyrus treated you to your favorite meal, some movies and shows you enjoyed and some cuddling as a way to apologize for not telling you sooner.

-You think it's sweet and even call it a date which makes Papyrus REALLY happy.

-All in all, this is something you'll laugh about in the future, for now, you're happy to be by your husband's side.

[petiterazu]

According to my calculations

This is the conclusion I’ve come to

[xenoz76]

omg guys I finally updated my fic

[foxsolace]

Hi! I’m W1lbur S00t or Alastair. You may call whatever you want, as long as it’s not daddy or something like that! I’m here to take requests and/or questions from people!

The Fandoms that I will take requests from:

Dream SMP

Cuphead

Fnaf

Ninjago

Warrior Cats

Little Nightmares [One and Two]

Undertale and AU’s

Things I will not do:

R*pe

Scat/Piss kink

Minor x Adult

Things that I will do:

Smut

Angst

Fluff

Take asks from any other fandoms that are not on my list

[authorchanuwu]

(Y/n): “Time to do a crime!”

Swap Sans: “NO!”

(Y/n): “Time to do a crime!”

Fell Sans: “hell fuckin yesss!”

[fudgernutter]

A story in 3 parts

[utrashstoryandoc]

You dropped this

Swaptale sans x reader (story idea)

“Excuse me!” A voice yelled from behind you. Turning around you couldn’t help but gasp quietly. It was a short skeleton, his eye lights were bright blue stars, and he had an adorable smile on his face. Smiling you glanced to his hand, he was holding your hospital ID card.

“Oh! I didn’t notice I dropped it. Thank you kind sir.” You couldn’t help but giggle at the way his cheek bones flushed, though something about the situation seemed off. Still smiling you took your ID back. “ thank you for returning it to me, I don’t know how to thank you for your help.” His smile turned into a large grin as he took out his phone.

“I would like your number in return for helping you! Please and thank you.” This completely caught you of Guard, maybe that was why you give it to him, maybe it was because he seemed harmless. Ones things for sure though. You have him your number. He smiled happily upon getting your number, though he called it while in front of you, which was odd.

“Hello! It’s me.” You waved at him while half grinning in confusion. He ignored this though as he simply turned around and walked away, hanging up on you as he did so. “Okay?” Looking down at your bag you realized it was still zipped up. Picking your bag up by the sides you looked for any holes. When you found none, that’s when you looked at your ID card.

You felt your blood run cold as you looked at your old card from your previous hospital.

[theneurodivergentdummy]

Alright, my matchups are CLOSED.

My oneshots and headcanons are open though so feel free to request some!!!

I have listed all the fandoms/characters in my character sheet;

Basic rules for oneshots/headcanons:

No NSFW

No pregnant reader

No reader dying (close calls are okay tho)

No politics

No cheating/ being cheated on

NEVER yandere

No inc*st

No p*do crap

No poly

I usually try to make the reader gender neutral unless specified otherwise.

I also usually try to make the reader more goblinish, because there isn't enough feral reader inserts on here. ( every x reader is so owo and I don't like it lol) so if you want an owo reader... I'm not gonna do it sorry. 😕

ALSO ID LIKE TO THANK ALL MY NEW FOLLOWERS!! THANKS FOR LIKING THE CRAP I POST!

[kezibun]

2) “Run! You said you’d work out with me!” with UnderSwap Sans.

Prompt sent to @anneimaginesundertale by @mavi-mav adopted by me! Yay^^

I love blueberry that bundle of joy and energy. Hope y'all enjoy.

You sat on the sofa watching TV with Papy, some Napstaton replays you were watching with him and Sans who had run off to the kitchen a while ago after muttering something about not pausing because he could hear it from the kitchen and he'd watched it before.

After a lot of clanking in the kitchen, He ran back in and past the sofa slinging a backpack on. “Y/N YOU COMING OUT!?” he chimed.

"Oh uh...um yeah? Sure..." You reply slightly confused did you miss something? Never mind he looks so excited how couls you say No to him. You say "bye, see ya later." to Papyrus before following Sans out.

"So where are we going?" You query.

“OH TO THE PARK AROUND THE CORNER IT'S NOT TOO FAR!”

“Cool.” You added still not sure what was going on. The two of you chatted on the way, he started telling you how he had to lecture Papyrus again about his sock before you came over and after there was even time for him to explain a puzzle or two.

“RUN!" He commanded

"What?" Was the only reply you could squeak.

"YOU SAID YOU'D WORK OUT WITH ME!”

"What like now? I didn't think you meant now.” You admitted, vaguely remembering agreeing to do it while you all watched Napstaton. “I would have popped back home to change." Sure you were in casual and comfy outfit but not workout clothes. Well at least your not in heels.

"BUT YOU PROMISED." He bawled looking up at you with his best puppy dog eyelights.

"Fine." You sighed defeatedly.

"YES!” He beamed his puppy eyelights morphing in to stars! So adorable, whatever he could throw at you now has to be worth it just for that look.

“OK SO YOU RUN  A QUICK LAP AROUND HERE!" He pointed to a path that went round in a big circle with a garden in the middle. "AND I'LL TIME YOU. THEN I CAN HAVE A GO."

Not too hard you thought, you did as he said but oh boy is he fast you took 5 minutes but be beat you by 3 whole minutes.

"That was a good run." You hummed.

"THAT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING!" He announced smiling up at you.

You started again, hey it's not too bad you thought. Sans cheered you on every time he lapped you and although his words were encouraging after the third time it did quite the opposite. After several more laps he made some obstacles with his magic bones making things a lot harder, like come on you were already faltering.

You stopped to try and catch your breath. Sans ran past but then jogged backwards to you. He seemed so composed like he only just started and not even done a thing, you on the other hand looked like you just been chased 100 miles by a big cat who then had dragged you backwards through a hedge, all though you might as well of been its not that your unfit it's just how much you'd done.

"C..c can... we .. take ... a ... break?" You huffed.

"A BREAK THE MAGNIFICENT SANS NEVER NEEDS A BREAK!" he exclaimed still jogging on the spot.

You flop on the ground he really has pushed you over your limit, damn his unending energy.

"OH Y/N ARE YOU TIRED ALREADY? I GUESS IF THAT'S THE CASE WE CAN HAVE A QUICK BREAK, IT IS ALMOST LUNCH TIME I SUPPOSE." He reasoned sheepishly.

"Thank.... you"

"UP YOU COME!" He laughed, picking you up bridal style.

"Wha! Sans what are you doing?" Times like this remind you he's not a baby bones.

"YOU CAN'T LAY IN THE PATHWAY LIKE A LAZY BONES! WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO TRAIN ON THE TRACK? OR WHAT IF A BIKE CAME THROUGH?...." he blushed as he began a mini lecture blabbering on and on as he carried you over to a small grassy hill. "THE MAGNIFICENT SANS CAN'T LET YOU GET HURT! THAT WOULD BE UNHEROIC!"

He put you down on the hill and sat next to you after fetching his backpack, he rummaging through it handing you a drink. You thanked him drinking half of it in one go. He took out a lunchbox opening it then offering its contents to you.

“HAVE SOME! IT'S THE SPECIAL TACO RECIPE THAT YOU HELPED ME COME UP WITH! I MADE SURE TO KEEP THE ART SUPPLIES OUT THE KITCHEN THIS TIME, THOUGH I MAY HAVE TWEAKED THE RECIPE AND ADDED EXTRA EDIBLE GLITTER!” He proudly presented them.

“Thank you sans.” His eyes were glued on you as you took one he looked at you impatiently while you ate the glittery delicacy.

“HOW IS IT!” the excited Skelle questioned.

“It's good,”

“R-REALLY!!! I-I MEAN OF COURSE THE MAGNIFICENT SANS’ CULINARY SKILLS ARE FANTASTIC!”

“I think it's your best so far!” You smiled down at him, his eye sockets filled with stars! It was true. It was good though your pretty sure he put sugar in instead of salt but it wasn't much so it didn't affect the flavour too badly. He really needs to pay more attention when he's cooking or had Papyrus switched the labels again?

“I-I HAVE MORE! THESE ARE SPECIAL SWEET ONES!” He shouted this little skeleton was so excitable. You took one of the new tacos he offered. You noted the different elements of it, the shell was coated in chocolate then filled with honey mascarpone, blueberries and licorice pieces topped with sprinkles and edible glitter.

“Wow! This is amazing Sans!” You beamed.

“ENJOY AS MANY AS YOU LIKE!” he hummed a happy tune as the two of you chowed down on the homemade lunch.

“COULD WE SPAR AFTER THIS!”

Your heart dropped, you swallowed the food in your mouth resulting in a loud gulp.

“Well um… we have to wait at least 30 minutes after eating before sparring.” You explained.

“I THOUGHT THAT WAS FOR SWIMMING?”

“Same rule here to,” You mumbled, hoping that he would forget by then, it was a slim chance but maybe just maybe you would get away with it?

[timbertumbr]

What about ALL the Papyri were mad at reader?

And I mean REAALLY MAD.

What should reader do for be forgiven?

P. S. I love this little ""windows"" about ReaderxPapyrus, it make my fantasy fly for real!

Papyri V.S. Chaotic Reader

Of course! I like making little stories with different characters! Windows into what ifs is also fun to write! 

Undertale-

You know what’s a good idea? Pie. You know what’s a better idea? Throwing pie at houses. You’re not sure what prompted this idea but you said why the heck not when you thought it. After hundreds of dollars are funded towards your pie arsenal, you begin your mayhem in Papyrus's car. 

In hindsight, it would’ve been better if you’d used a wagon with a bike or something. But what’s done is done as you try and silently put the pie covered car back in its place before

“WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE SPAGHETTI GOD IS THIS?!” Oh crap. Too late. You sheepishly wave at the tall skeleton who gawked at his pie covered car, phone in hand where you could hear the angry yells of a certain fish complaining about pies over her house.

“It’s… just a prank bro?” You were banned from the internet for a month because only the internet could persuade you into doing something so stupid. I mean- He wasn’t wrong, but you also cleaned his car and made him apology spaghetti. He huffed and forgave you on the condition that you don’t let shit posts persuade you into doing another “Pie rain.”

You agreed to these terms and now you can hug and cuddle the tall skeleton once again, boy it was not fun to have an angry Papyri. 

Horrortale-

You stole the last cookie. How dare you. He was upset and pouting on the couch while you tried desperately for him to forgive you. You eventually made a trip to the store and bought him a whole package of cookies just for him. He chuckles upon seeing the container, saying he was messing with you before offering to split it and watch a movie or something. He’s been through hell and back, not much pisses him off unless you hurt someone or someone hurt you. 

Underfell- 

OHOHO! THIS MAN! One of the easiest to piss off. You decide to do an old classic marker on a sleeping skeleton trick. When he woke up he was less than impressed with your artistic endeavors. And he knew it was you, if the message “Y/N was here” on his forehead was anything to go by. He glared at you before giving you the silent treatment, he is a petty man. 

Sans was laughing his butt off about the whole situation, you were upset that your best bud/ romantic partner was being petty. You had to bow and apologize a lot, he grinned when you did and actually forgave you. HUZZAH. You win! Or so you thought. He did the hand in water trick for payback, you weren’t happy when you woke up. 

It’s more than likely you’ll start a prank war, and poor Sans will be right in the middle of it. 

Underswap-

He’s also pretty chill. If anything he’d pretend to be mad or sulky to mess with you, and when you find out, he chuckles and gives you all the cuddles and hugs and gifts you need, apologizing half heartedly for messing with you. The only time he got mildly irritated was when you accidentally unplugged the tv after so many hours of progress. You both had a moment of silence for the lost progress.