#T.R

[ted-calling-orson]

so I thought it would be silly if I turned the roosevelt family into warrior cats and added a rose theming to their names but my god it was harder than I thought

if I missed your favorite roosevelt then pls inform me and I’ll try to think of a name for them

[willardwoodward]

he’s so adorable and pretty here 🥰🥰🥰

[happy-chaos-kid]

YAY!

[allurearia]

I MISSED YOUR WRITING SO MUCH ONG 💞💞💞

Can you do slytherin boys with a reader who’s a terrible cook like really bad and she cooks for them

Bad Cook || Slytherin Boys

type :: fluff

tw/cw :: food, vomit mentions

contains :: draco, tom, mattheo, theodore, lorenzo

DRACO MALFOY

Acts as if he's not shocked when you surprise him with a homemade lunch

But in reality, he's so honored to know that you care enough about him to make him a whole meal

Starts to brag to other people around him, like "Yeah, my partner just made me lunch no big deal"

He takes a bite out of it and starts to slowly chew it...

Too much salt, not mixed properly, chicken was slightly pink, jesus christ even the fucking bento box you put it in was slightly melted

Draco has no clue how the fuck you messed up his lunch so awfully but he has to thug it out

His entire group is watching him risk getting salmonella just for you so he doesn't have to admit that your cooking is bad

After he finishes it all,,, he throws up

Instantly he signs you up for cooking lessons

But when you get offended by this and even start to tear up, his soft spot opens up

So then he offers to join in for the cooking lessons and you're instantly happier by that

TOM RIDDLE

When you first made him food, he was slightly shocked that you’d make him anytbing

He was super weary of it at first, he refused to let his guard down for anything

Deeply inspects the food at first, like INSANELY

Pulls out a microscope and investigates each and every cell of it

He even makes Mattheo try it first just in case there’s a secret spell that he can’t see

(Mattheo doesn’t even realize Tom’s bad intentions, he just views it as free food 😭)

But once he realizes it’s fully safe and that he shouldn’t doubt you so much, he tries it

And oh…

Surprisingly, he’ll take it like a champ and swallow it

And he’ll even eat MORE of it???

Because he’s used to super shit food

He grew up in an orphanage before he found out he was Voldemorts son, so he’s used to it

If anything, he kinda likes the nostalgia it brings back for him

But, once he finished and you ask for a review: he’s honest that it tastes like shit

But that he doesn’t care :”)

Will cook with you next time and give you tips on how to be better

Because he’s actually a really good cook himself

He learned how to cook because the elves weren’t making food up to his standard LOL

Now cooking together is a nightly-ritual for you too

MATTHEO RIDDLE

Mattheo was in an orphanage with his brother for most of his life, so he's used to shit food

When he takes a bite of your burnt, expired, and disgusting sandwich, he doesn't flinch

He finishes it all and even licks his fingers

Not cause it was good but because he was hungry

But you assume he must have really liked it

So you offer to make sandwiches for his Quidditch teammates

Tells you "No" very bluntly which hurts your feelings

He feels bad instantly so he tries to make excuses

He lies and says his entire team is gluten free and uhhhh allergic to bread and wheat!!!

You believe this, thankfully, and decide to not make sandwiches

Phewwww

THEODORE NOTT

Theo is a natural born cook thanks to his mom

Makes the best Italian and European food ever

So when you decided to take over cooking for one day, he was shocked but allowed you to

Didn’t want to bother you, but he would watch you cook

The entire time he’s watching you, he’s cringing…

You snapped the pasta in half…

You spilled half of the tomato sauce…

The meat was barely marinated and seasoned…

Starts to plan a way to save the food because he knows it going to be shit already

So he comes into the kitchen to “kiss you”

He’s not lying, he does kiss you

BUT he’s also secretly sneaking in seasoning and garnish

Starts to “hug you” because he misses you so much!!!! But in reality he’s gonna gag looking at your monstrous spaghetti…

When you serve it, you’re surprised to see that it was actually decent!!! Normally it would be green,,,, somehow….

Theo is shocked when you say that… cause how tf did you do that

But he’s still disgusted by the spaghetti but he won’t admit it

Lies and eats a small bit before using magic to make it disappear

(He sent it to Lorenzo’s room, making it accidentally land all over his )

Will insist that HE should be in charge of cooking from then on and says it's because you desrve princess treatment

He's not lying,,, but he's just telling a little white lie

LORENZO BERKSHIRE

You made him a fresh batch of cookies just for him and he was so honored!!!

He was always spoiled by the Malfoy family so he's slightly used to gifts, but he's never been cocky about it

Once he took a bite, he instantly stopped chewing and started to cough

But he choked it down and smiled at you

He didn't want to hurt your feeling and he distracted you

The second you were busy, he threw it all away and acted like he loved it

Then he tries to bring up the idea of cooking classes together as a fun date

He's not lying though, it was a fun date

And you do learn a lot!

So when you bake him another batch of cookies, he's excited to see if you improved

But once again, he takes a bite and instantly hit with an overwhelming amount of unmixed flour in his mouth

He smiles but is so lost on how you managed to fuck it up again

But he's set on making you a better chef for the safety of not only himself but also yourself

So he plans an at-home cooking date and he watches you fuck up constantly

He's very quick to fix it and tell you how to do better

He words himself perfectly to not hurt your feelings yet still teach you

Very sweet about it and nice :)

[perolannegra]

[anderwater]

"Sure, you could try to understand, you can sympathize but until you feel that loss..."

THE BEAR 3.05 'Children' GREY'S ANATOMY 3.12 'Six Days (part 2)'

[lopeirce]

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo: movie poster -> M.A.G.I.C. (Grey's Anatomy)

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[angelicstrawberrykisses]

FLUFFY HAIRED MEN WHO LITERALLY OWN MY LIFE🫶🏻😽

[greysanatomy-bts]

[brokehorrorfan]

Aliens: Bishop will be published in hardcover, e-book, and audio book on December 12 via Titan Books. The 496-page novel is written by T.R. Napper (36 Streets, Neon Leviathan).

It serves as a direct sequel to Aliens and Alien 3 in which Weyland-Yutani, Colonial Marines, and Bishop’s creator all pursue the android for the Xenomorph data contained in his brain.

Massively damaged in Aliens and Alien3, the synthetic Bishop asked to be shut down forever. His creator, Michael Bishop, has other plans. He seeks the Xenomorph knowledge stored in the android’s mind, and brings Bishop back to life—but for what reason? No longer an employee of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, Michael tells his creation that he seeks to advance medical research for the benefit of humanity. Yet where does he get the resources needed to advance his work. With whom do his new allegiances lie? Bishop is pursued by Colonial Marines Captain Marcel Apone, commander of the Il Conde and younger brother of Master Sergeant Alexander Apone, one of the casualties of the doomed mission to LV-426. Also on his trail are the “Dog Catchers,” commandos employed by Weyland-Yutani. Who else might benefit from Bishop’s intimate knowledge of the deadliest creatures in the galaxy?

Pre-order Aliens: Bishop.

[ted-calling-orson]

prez genderbends cuz I love them sm😼

(inspired by @joydoesathing and their au🙏)

[willardwoodward]

everyone who has watched the stooge agrees that ted is a raging bisexual lmaooo

[carbone14]

Le Commander Thomas Richardson Kurtz, Jr., reçoit le ruban de la Navy Commendation des mains de l'Amiral Chester W. Nimitz – Guerre du Pacifique – Pearl Harbor – 26 juin 1944

©US Naval History and Heritage Command - 80-G-231835

Le commander Kurtz reçut cette récompense comme l'équipage du croiseur léger USS Denver (CL-58) qu'il commandait lors des opérations dans les îles Salomon en novembre 1943 pendant lesquelles il a contribué matériellement à la destruction et aux dommages causés aux navires, avions et installations terrestres ennemis.

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

DAISYCHAINING THE TBR: NEXT UP~

1. HAMMAJANG LUCK (crime, Hawaiian)

2. GHOST OF THE NEON GOD (crime, Australian)

3. CATCHPENNY (crime, weird magic shit, on the 25 in 2025 list)

4. THE SAINT OF BRIGHT DOORS (no crime? weird magic shit, on the 25 in 2025 list)

[thena0315]

SVU Guest Star - T.R. Knight in "Double Strands" [13x04]