It’s Easter and I feel like the only proper way to celebrate this day with Dave York is to be dressed up as a Playboy bunny while giving him the sloppiest of head 🐰
ANON I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR (and let me tell you, she clenched)
nsfw below the cut lol
he’d come home after spending the day with the girls, kinda exhausted, and you surprise him dressed up.
he’d laugh at first, but you’d get down on your knees for him, suck him deep into your mouth until you gag, caress his balls with your tongue, and he’d hold you close, his grip tight in your hair, while he calls you a good bunny when you choke on him.
Your helpless whimpering in the "Oh no.. it leaked" video was absolutely slaying me! Hope to see more of you struggling and failing to be a big girl who can keep herself dry.
i would have replied 2 this sooner but i keep getting so drippy wet and flustered when i read it that i cant come up with words 🫣
Working on my Honor mode BG3 file with my friend, and uhh. . .we're in act 1 still, right?
I dunno if this is a glitch or just insane ass exp. . .but we're level 9, our companions are level 11. We were level 5 when this glitch took place, and switched out a companion to level them right? They gained all the exp we did. And we got to level 5 thinking it was gonna stop. . .but uh no. It kept going. Until they were level 10. And now thanks to general questing they're level 11 in Act 1 (this worked on all our companions btw), and for us, our exp growth just kept going and now we're way above our paygrade for this act alone--
Imagine a world where Kate decides to propose using scrabble (we know they play from 2x03). Lucy, who is usually horrible, is actually winning because Kate is less concerned about winning and more concerned with getting the right letters on the board. Lucy though, noticing Kate getting more and more frustrated, thinks Kate is a sore loser and can’t help but tease her girlfriend until eventually Kate has enough and shouts “I’m trying to ask you to marry me!”
Lucy of course, would respond with a classic “what now?”
if you do not have your age in your blog you will be blocked + also pls refrain from asking me about the tag list on HIH there isn’t one anymore and I’m not making a new one
++ I just wrote 18k for two fics and posted them in two days. Pls do not ask me when volume 10 will be out for HIH.
this past week we were on a call with a boston partner and because the matter we are working on is very sensitive, he was emphasising the importance of abiding by data security best practices. to this end he said, ‘for example, do not download documents onto your computer so you can review them on the train.’ then he paused briefly and went, ‘or rather the tube for you as it were’ and i will not lie, i fell in love a little in that moment ❣
happy five year anniversary to me watching season one of riverdale on the couch during my staycation and nearly throwing my bowl of popcorn across the room when Jughead Jones called Betty Cooper “Betts.”
It has been (and continues to be) a wild, wild ride, y’all.
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