#THATS SO SCARY WTF

[karmaphone]

[sualne]

YES YES AWKWARD SEX HUMOR AS EMOTIONAL INTIMACY MY BELOVED. ITS NOT ABOUT THE SEX WITH THE BODIES ITS ABOUT THE TENDER HUMOR AND UMDERSTAMDING OF THE EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCES. THE ACTUAL SEX IS LESS SEX THAN THE EMOTIONAL SEX OF EXPERIENCING THE MOST AWKWARD INTERCOURSE OF THEIR LIVES

🤣 thanks for the very enthusiastic ask that actually reassures me a lot!! i was worried if the sex wasn't sexy then they was no need to write in the first place.

[im-smart-i-swear]

webby would have LOVED mystery flesh pit national park

[get-more-bald]

the biggest thing about X6 is not that he doesn't think of himself as human (though he doesn't, and according to some it's correct) BUT that he doesn't see himself as a Person

[dandyshucks]

i am being attacked from every angle dear god get me out of here THERES AERIAL ATTACKS NOW TOO ????

[ward-leon]

'tism

understandable, have a nice day

[softfuzzyships]

Man today was crazy wasn't it babe hahaha (high fives @suzakus-canon-wife)

[pulchrasilva]

Ummm getting the impression that shit went down in riptide uh oh

[babyprime]

I have such a phobia of being trapped and not having control that im sooooo glad I dont live in forgotten realms actually. where the spell hold person exists. I would literally never go outside are u KIDDING me. I cant even sub without feeling Bad, how would I be expected to live in a scenario where some clown with access to 2nd level spells could literally freeze me in place with their mind and I couldn't do shit about it except pass a wis save and let's be honest with ourselves, I put a foiled paper plate in the microwave recently because I thought it didn't count as metal. im not passing a wis save.

[stinkrascal]

elden ring is my berry picking simulator

[pzos-amiserableidiot]

was watching tiktok and a video had the song michael in the bathroom playing and I was vicerally reminded of being in middle and high school and mom always mentioning how much I looked like my dad (his name is michael) and how I slowly was able to start noticing it too and whenever I sang the song it reminded me of him and I felt like we were overlapping too often felt like id never be anyone but a shadow or his mirror and then i began learning i was trans and now the song makes me think of him even more (he’s not a bad dad he tells me he’s proud of me and stuff there’s just two really big moments he unknowingly failed and one long continuous one but he loves me and he’s proud and he supports me and he didn’t mean it and ive learned to make that enough) and the weird flashback I got when I heard that song and overlapping with his face and how if I transitioned I almost fear I’d be his clone and yeah Anywyas banger song

[chisatowo]

Read the new sekai story. Not ok.

[kaoharu]

Pregnant momochi

what the scallop

[synth-spinner]

PETER..JUMPSCARE

[dandyshucks]

it works out well that i draw late at night bc when i commit art crimes then i can post it when the dash is dead bc everyones asleep so nobody (or less ppl) sees it,, i get to scuttle around the place and then hide in the morning

[tequilamoonrock]

ADRIANA IS SO FUN ACTUALLY idc if her lore is silly or unrealistic we literally have a kpop idol who kills people and puts their screams into his music and the worlds most evil doctor with the least realistic electricity effects that make him look like a wizard and ppl eat that shit UP but apparently an evil capitalist lady who likes anime is too far