#THE GODDAMN PAPARAZZI?😭

[s3v3r3dh3ad]

I just thought about how fucking funny it is that Bald Bull gets stalked by the paparazzi 24/7 even while he's training and bathing and shit and he kinda just screams and starts swinging on bitches instead of actually injuring them AND YET THIS MF DECIDED IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE TO THROW A FUCKING DUMBBELL INTO THE CROWD WHEN NOBODY WAS EVEN DOING ANYTHING TO HIM? LIKE WHERE WAS THAT ENERGY WHEN HOES WERE PHOTOGRAPHING YOU BLOWING UP THE BELL TIRE BATHROOM?💀😭

[sheriffopossum]

saw a goofy ass picture on pinterest and immediately thought of actor!au wally LMAO BUT GODDAMN YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL IT'S HIM 😭😭

either way, the actor!au belongs to @frillsand!!

*Edit: this is Wally saying this to human paparazzi, not his fans btw!

[graves4girls]

Johnny x celeb reader n there’s a party for other celebs etc. and there’s a bunch of paparazzi, a day or two before Johnny n reader had a quarrel and reader shows up to the party in a revenge dress. basically giving a show for all the paparazzi while avoiding johnny

up to u on how it ends! (sorry if my request didn’t make sense😭😭)

☆ paparazzi | johnny cage

✮ wc. 1.3k ⚠︎ warning(s): fem!reader

lowkey wanna do a nsfw part 2 but idk i'll think abt it ⟡ be sure to check out my work on ao3 → gravesforgirls !!

He'd been pissing you off all afternoon, whining about how you shouldn't have even taken the role because your co-star was way too friendly with you. He'd spam his socials with selfies of the two of you, you'd get swarmed by paparazzi for grabbing a coffee together in between scenes, and there were even rumors floating about that you'd dropped Johnny for him. Of course, all of it was utter bullshit to stir up drama and get clicks, but you didn't think it'd get to Johnny the way it did.

"Oh, c'mon. He was all over you the whole goddamn interview!"

You roll your eyes, pressing a manicured finger to your temple. "Jesus Christ, Johnny, I'm not in the mood for this right now. You know there's nothing going on."

He huffs as you plop down on the edge of the bed to pull off your heels. 

"Do I? Cause the more shit that leaks, the more it looks like there is something going on. He's always touching you and shit."

"C'mon Johnny, do you really think I'd cheat on you with some guy I met five months ago?"

He sucks his teeth, staring down at you with his arms crossed over his chest. 

"Y'know, I don't really know what to think right now."

You gape at him for a moment, scoffing as you stand from the bed.

"Are you seriously accusing me of cheating on you? Oh my God, you are such an asshole." You move to walk out the door.

"Where the hell are you going?"

"The guest bedroom. Come talk to me when you're done being a dick."

He's still out of the house by the time you're stepping out of the bedroom, the satin of your mini dress hugging every curve perfectly, heels clicking against the shiny tiled floor as you make your way out of the house. You knew he'd be blowing up your phone the minute he gets home and realizes you're gone, but you're too worried about getting to the party on-time to think about it too much, slipping into the sleek black limo parked in front of the house.

You walk down the moonlit street, arm locked around your co-star's as the cameras flash behind the barrier, snapping any and every angle as you wave to the crowd. You stop for a minute to scribble a couple signatures and pose for some selfies before you're escorted into the venue, giggling to the girl clinging to you as you make a bee-line for the bar. You part ways as you lean against the varnished counter, tapping your nails against the wood as you order a drink. 

"Hey! I didn't know you were gonna be here!"

You turn to the voice, grinning at him as you pull him into a short hug.

"I wasn't planning on it actually, but there was a little trouble in paradise so…"

He hums softly, giving you a sympathetic nod. "You're still with Johnny?"

You swipe your drink from the counter, taking a sip as you nod. "Yeah, despite what the media thinks. God, I can't believe people actually think I'd ever cheat on him. It really pisses me off."

"Yeah, it's shit. But you're here to have a good time. C'mon."

You roll your eyes with a small laugh as he pulls you away from the bar, letting him drag you into the crowd.

You're posed for a photo op when your phone buzzes in your clutch, and you can already guess who it is as you step away to check the notification.

where are you   8:05 p.m.

You close the message with a sigh, tucking your phone away to join your friends back in the booth. 

You hadn't noticed the constant buzzing of your phone as you go about the rest of the night, too busy dancing to pay attention to the device. It's only when you step away to touch up your makeup in the bathroom that you pull out your phone, sighing at the onslaught of messages that cover your lock screen.

where are you   8:35 p.m. where are you   9:03 p.m. are you still mad at me   9:42 p.m. missed call   10:01 p.m. call me   10:04 p.m. missed call   10:16 p.m. missed call   10:36 p.m. please call me   10:53 p.m. missed call   11:04 p.m. are you okay?   11:05 p.m.

You're about to turn your phone off when it buzzes again, and you huff out a small sigh as you answer the call, eyeing your nails as his voice cuts through the phone.

"Jesus Christ, why don't you answer your goddamn phone? I've been texting you all night. Where are you?"

You lean over the sink to prod at your makeup in the mirror. "Relax, babe. I was busy."

You can hear him grumble something under his breath. "Relax? My girlfriend disappears and doesn't answer the phone for four hours and I'm not supposed to get worried?" He pauses for a second. "Is that music? Where the hell are you?"

You roll your eyes, fixing your hair.

"I'm at a party, Johnny. Am I not allowed to go out alone?"

"No, I just would've liked a heads-up that you were gonna be out so I didn't freak out. Are you coming home soon?"

You hum as you think for a moment.

"Probably not, so don't wait up for me. I gotta go."

"Wait, are you–"

You hang up before he can finish his sentence, grinning at your friends as you emerge from the bathroom. 

You're sat on one of the uncomfortable bar stools when you feel a tap on your shoulder, and your expression tightens as you turn around.

"What are you doing here?"

He gives you a look, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Can we talk for a second?"

You glance between your friends and his cute little frown, sighing as you slip off the stool.

"Make it quick."

He ushers you away from the crowd and out one of the back entrances, eyeing your outfit for a moment before he speaks.

"Since when do you go to these kinds of parties?"

"Since tonight. Why do you care so much that I'm here? It's not like you never go to parties." You lean back against the cool brick of the building, mirroring his posture.

"Look, if this is about last night, I'm sorry. Those stupid rumors got to me and I was being an asshole. I was planning on going out to dinner tonight actually, but obviously that fell through..." He steps closer to wrap a hand around your waist, the other tucking some hair back. "Can we just go home and go to sleep? I really don't want you to be mad at me."

You push his hand down with a small scoff, but you lean into his chest as you stare up at him. "You're so stupid. C'mere."

Your hands come up to cup the sides of his face, pressing a short kiss to his lips that he chases, pressing you against the wall as his other hand settles over your hip. Your arms curl around his neck to pull him impossibly closer, fingers combing through his short hair as he hums against your lips. He draws back for a second to run his eyes all over your figure, raising an eyebrow as you let a small grin pull at your lips.

"Where'd this pretty little thing come from?"

He leans in to drop a couple kisses to your throat, hands slipping over your hips to grab at your ass through the silky satin.

"I was saving it for a special occasion." 

You tug at his hair to pull him away, sticking a quick kiss to his lips as you push a hand against his chest. "Let's get out of here before we get caught."

[lovecanyon]

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enews After Harry Styles and Y/N L/N’s make out in Tokyo, Styles is finally seen back in Los Angeles. He was spotted leaving Y/N’s Los Angeles home just last night sparking up more dating rumors.

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[trulyyours-rune]

YOU’RE LITERALLY FEEDING US MALE READERS 😔

i was wondering if you could make a sub bill x dom male reader 😭 bills just been a little tease to the reader and the reader is getting annoyed and he knows how to teach him a lesson?

i’m obsessed with submissive bill..🫢

I'M SO SORRY FOR LEAVING Y'ALL. I just had a massive writing block and all. But boy didn't you guys fill my inbox 🤭

(Also thank you for specifying when sub or Dom I always stress abt it 💀)

Warnings: Male reader, smut, I suck at writing smut, public sex, mirror sex, pet names, language, read what you're comfortable with.

Bill Kaulitz x Male Reader

Hell. Absolute hell.

It was 3 in the goddamn morning, and you felt gross. You haven't showered and you're still in your pajamas. (Bonus points for comfy clothes) The plane left at 5 in the morning for it being a 8 hour flight.

You and the band didn't want to deal with paparazzi and big crowds at the moment. You were even surprised the airport was even open. The place was silent and it seemed that you guys we're the only ones here besides staff.

You all sat down in that waiting area, in the uncomfortable supposed to be so called "cushioned" seats, it only felt like concrete. Felt like someone kicked you in the ass, twice.

Bill was in the seat next to you, but he was leaning over and his arms draped over you. He was exhausted, obviously not a morning person. His hair wasn't really styled and more flat, he also wore your hoodie to remain warm. (Fuck it, he always has to be wearing either something you got him, or he just stole naturally.)

Your arm was wrapped around him, he was nearly half asleep but he couldn't bring himself too. He needed something to wake him up. He knew how to.

_______

3:28 A.M.

Georg was nearly asleep, his head nodding as his eyes open on and off. Tom with his head tossed back and eyes closed. There was Gustav, who seemed awake since 1873 and somehow sane.

"Y/n, schatz?" "Hm?" You hummed in response, Bill's voice was tired and soft. "Can we please go to the bathroom?" He asked, his voice slightly muffled from his face now in your neck.

"Not now, love." You sighed out, it was 3:30 after all. Bill got upset, hugging himself tighter to you. It wasn't long until he started to roam his hands on your body.

His hand trailed to your thigh, rubbing it gently. He knew what he was doing. You knew what he was doing, and to your surprise. It was working.

_______

That was probably how you two ended up in the bathroom, what other honest excuse was there?

Bill held muffled moans against your mouth, both having a tired messy make out session. It was way lazier than when you guys were either actually awake or drunk.

It was around 4, so people would start to spill into the airport, so you both needed to be fast. Move prep for another day, cause surely ain't gonna happen. You pressed Bill against the counter, and turned him over. His crotch against the counter, begging for attention.

You kissed his neck from behind, Bill's hands on the counter to keep him up. You tugged at Bill's pants, sliding them down with ease. His pants pooled at his ankles, and he let out a soft groan.

You kissed at his neck again, and slightly put pressure onto Bill's back, making the upper half of him lay against the counter.

You pulled down his boxers, they also fell down his legs. You bent back a bit, to see if anyone was coming. No one was, so you slid down your pants along with your boxers as well.

You tapped his inner thigh, and he spread his legs a bit. You wasted no time, and entered him slowly.

(I'm disappointed in myself, and I'm sure God is too.)

His fists clenched, his nails digging into his palms as he bit his lip to hold back the flow of moans.

You rocked your hips back and forth, slowly but the pace got quicker with each second. He put his hands over his mouth, elbows balancing him up and his back arched. He could see himself in the mirror, and you behind him.

Bill felt adrenaline rush through his body, and he nearly rolled his eyes back. Your pace got more sloppier, and your grip on his waist grew a bit tighter, but tight enough to leave marks.

You both were close, so close. Just a little more and...

"Mmmf!"

Bill moaned into his hands.

_______

You both got cleaned up, which was fairly quick. You both didn't feel as tired, but more of adrenaline.

You both walked out, hand in hand. You both had your hair a bit messed up.

You sat down and Gustav looked at you two, he known what you guys done, but he's not gonna question.

You and Bill had better sex before, you even had the scratch marks on your back from last night to prove it.

_______

Hiiii, I'm sorry I've been gone for long 😭 and I'm sorry the end was really short, but I'm so tired that every paragraph had 10 grammar errors.

But enough of me whining, get good sleep unlike me <3

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episode seven thoughts:

- ok last episode was good so now i’m scared again

- please start with a morning after scene (update: FUCK YEAHHH)

- the character growth but also rest in peace sexy leather outfit 😔👊

- is that stede’s ring 👀

- “bye bye” i love him

- the breakfast in bed i’ll cry 😭

- “it’s a piece of twine. i panicked.”

- “it’s my way of saying thank you” :’)

- oh my GOD IZZY

- “hi boys :D” “JESUS!” “fuck off.”

- this is just like every fanfiction but better

- “it’s not just the ship that has been well and truly docked ;)… congratulations” oh my FUCKING GOD. the way i SCREAMED.

- “…he’s jealous” oop—

- i’m sorry but even if they explicitly tell me that jim/olu/archie/zheng aren’t in a polycule i won’t believe it.

- the letters :’)

- STOP CALLING EACH OTHER “FRIEND” OH MY GOD

- ed looks so goddamn fond <3

- “people have your face tattooed on their body ?” “not just my face 👀”

- not the old-timey paparazzi 💀

- jackie is slaying so hard

- “the sweet and spicy, just like my wife ;D”

- “the swede got so hot” “it’s an adjustment for me as well!”

- “birds love drinking for free!” “…no that’s not what i mean 😐”

- “your man” :’)

- is this the first time we’ve seen ed and jackie interact?? i love them

- i know we saw the “blackbeard are you poor now” in the trailer but the fact that he said “are you a poor now” is killing me

- “fucks like a jackhammer 👀”

- “was it as devastating as it was arousing?” god i love the swede

- “family who fucked!”

- “we’re anchors for each other” BECAUSE YOU’RE IN LOVE

- “made your boyfriend blush” “hmm :)” the way that i love them 😭😭

- “we’re a partnership” yeah okay gayass

- i love the androgyny of all these random pirates

- OH my god he just set a man on fire. holy shit.

- okay stede this may be going too far

- the ear piercing :D

- ohhh no ed no it wasn’t a mistake

- “i’m leaving” ED DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE

- “you’re a coward” ohhhh shit oh fuck oh no

- noooo my boys 😭😭😩

- god i love frenchie and his money-making schemes

- wee john has every talent known to man

- “you like me for me” no ED likes you for you you DUMB BITCH

- izzy please dear god talk some sense into him

- “i think you’re good for him” :’)

- “when i told him i loved him” i’m unwell.

- ok ok everything’s fine it’s fine because in the trailers they’re together so it’s fine

- zheng and olu are very cute if i ignore that they’re not going the poly route

- all four of them interacting… PLEASE BE POLY DON’T LEAVE GOD EVERYONE STOP LEAVING EACH OTHER

- people stop leaving stede challenge

- “et tu olu” lmao

- “your serial killer boyfriend” oh shit “or did he already leave you again” OH SHIT

- nooo steak knife 😭😭 rest in peace (i shouldn’t laugh but also that was really funny)

- ohhh stede………..

- they just got unbanned from jackie’s and now they’re starting a bar fight,,,

- oh my godddd stede

- oh my GOD

- holy shit ricky you madman (/neg)

- oh my godddd poor zheng

- well fuck.

- it’s okay fang and roach being cute will fix everything

- but also why is everyone leaving!!

- guys did you know that i hate the found family splitting up trope because i really fucking hate the found family splitting up trope

- the way that ed says stede’s name in the preview for next week 😭

- guys if they kill izzy i’ll cry

- i am not fucking ready. how is there only one episode left. what the fuck.

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hi i’m in cohorts with belle (warmachinesocks) to get you post a snippet of choke on me 👀

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you guys i promise i still care about choke on me, it's just been so hard to write for 😭😭

here's a thotty snippet to tide you guys over 💖💖 @warmachinesocks

He should have known that it would come to this. He should have known that there was no escaping Steve. All it takes is one kiss. One kiss and Tony’s moaning into his mouth, guests be damned, because fuck, he’s missed this. He’s missed Steve, says as much against his lips, and tugs at the blond’s hair because he knows how much he loves it. 

Steve groans and backs Tony into the wall until the shelves of the janitor’s closet are digging into his back. There’s something hard jabbing into his side, probably a mop handle or a broom, but it’s hard to care at all when Steve licks at the seam of his mouth. 

Steve pulls away and Tony wishes they had some sort of light, even wishes for the arc reactor at that moment, just to see Steve’s face. 

“Your place or mine?” Steve asks, and Tony just knows the dork is grinning at his own joke. 

“I’d be fine with a closet,” Tony says, indulging him. “Or a car. A counter.” He stands on the tips of his toes and in the darkness traces the plains of Steve’s face. Tony finds one of his ears no problem. “Anywhere,” he whispers. He takes too much pleasure in the way Steve shivers in his grasp. 

“Careful,” Steve says, his voice low. “Or I’ll take you up on that.” 

“Is that a threat or a promise?” 

“A goddamn promise,” Steve growls and wraps a hand around Tony’s throat and squeezes. Steve’s holding back, obviously. They both know that if he really wanted to, Steve could crush his windpipe with the same amount of effort it takes for someone to snap their fingers. And they both know that he won’t, that he’d obliterate anyone who’d even suggest such a thing. 

“That’s love,” Tony thinks as Steve presses his thumb into his jugular. “The knife I twist inside myself. The noose I slip around my neck.” 

Steve hauls him into a kiss that’s half savage, all gnashing teeth and bitten lips and the throbbing ache of being choked. Tony kisses him back, just as wild. His dick is pressing insistently against his fly, and he wants nothing more than to unzip and take himself into his hands. The pressure on his throat hasn’t ceased as dark spots cloud his vision. He taps at Steve’s wrist with two fingers and Steve lets him go instantly. Tony breaks the kiss and hopes that he’s looking Steve in his eyes.

“Let’s get out of here,” Tony says. 

"Fucking finally," Steve says. 

They straighten their clothes until they look somewhat presentable, Steve slipping out of the closet first, Tony following after him a few minutes later. 

One survey around the ballroom lets Tony know that he won't be missed. The gala's reached that point in the night when the paparazzi have gone home, and the guests are too drunk to care about propriety anymore. Carmen catches his eye from where she's standing by the bar, sees Steve standing right beside him, and easily puts two and two together, given the proud smile that spreads across her face. She winks at him and brings a finger to her lips, and he knows that she'll cover for him on the off chance that someone does wonder where he went off to. 

The speed at which Steve takes his hand and drags him in the direction of the parking lot as soon as they step outside would be funny if Tony weren't as riled up as him. 

When they reach Tony's limo, his new driver doesn't even bat an eye at Steve's presence. Tony makes a mental note to include a nice bonus on his next check. 

Tony tells him to take them back to the tower and to roll up the partition. Steve, much to his credit, waits until the partition is completely up to pounce on Tony like his life depended on it. 

Tony's half laid out against the seats, with the door digging into his back, but it's hard to care when Steve's tongue is in his mouth. 

"Mm," Tony says in between kisses. "Someone's eager." 

"Damn right I am," Steve says. He kisses Tony again, hard and insistent, like he's trying to prove a point. 

This one says, "I'm not going anywhere." 

There's that familiar curl of heat in his belly as his cock starts to fill out his trousers. Steve's hard, too, Tony can feel him against his thigh, and part of him shivers at the thought of having Steve inside him again. As he should be. 

“It’s been weeks since I’ve touched you,” Steve says. “Kissed you. Fucked you.” He punctuates his last sentence with a well-timed roll of his hips against Tony’s. Tony’s not even ashamed of the moan he lets out. He’s tired of feeling shame and guilt, and loathing every time someone shows him an ounce of affection. He wants to let go of the boy who feared Howard Stark’s good moods because he knew an even worse mood was quick to follow. He wants to let go of his past like a snake sheds its skin. And he’ll start by letting Steve Rogers love him any way he chooses. 

[lovecanyon]

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harryfan27 POPPY IS LITERALLY SO TINY

ynfan21 i am seriously getting baby fever…y/n count your days 😭

harryfan23 she’s god’s favorite

ynfan29 can the paparazzi leave her alone?

harryfan25 i just want to be y/n

ynfan22 right…she’s married to harry and has three kids with him 🙏

harryfan26 she’s obviously trying to hide from the paparazzi, let her be

ynfan30 my favorite styles

harryfan32 imagine being y/n…

ynfan34 she’s a new mother, please give her space

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gemmastyles Mr. Nic! 🕺

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harryfan31 he grew up so fast omg

ynfan33 the best nepotism baby yet 😌

yourinstagram my favorite styles boy

harrystyles Excuse me!

harryfan35 banging my head against the wall

mitchrowland the best company ever

ynfan37 everyone loves the styles kids 😭

alessandro_lambert one of the best children ever 🤍

harryfan34 the way nicholas probably looks like harry’s twin

harris_reed we love mr. nic!!!!!

ynfan39 this is so adorable 😫

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harryflorals HARRY WITH HIS DAUGHTER VIENNA TODAY!

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harryfan40 I’M SOBBING

ynfan43 harry really loves being a parent, you can tell 😭

harryfan46 my heart doesn’t know how to handle this

ynfan48 this is the most cutest thing i’ve ever seen

harryfan41 tears are streaming down my face

ynfan44 omg omg omg omg

harryfan47 @yourinstagram thank you so much for having his kids 🙏

ynfan49 you said what we were all thinking

harryfan51 harry and y/n are such good parents…i’m sobbing

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yourinstagram sweet moments with darling poppy

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ynfan50 this is so precious

harryfan54 imagine y/n styles being your mother…

harrystyles I love you two so much.

yourinstagram and we love you more 😊

ynfan56 i am so obsessed with them

pillowpersonpp the prettiest mama out there 💞

harryfan53 this is harry styles muse 😭

_basselin so cute mrs. styles!!!

ynfan59 i would marry her and write a bunch of albums about her too…

gemmastyles my very gorgeous sister in law 🤍

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harrystyles When I was working on my third album, this is what I came home to. I have the best children ever.

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harryfan60 STOP IT

ynfan63 why is this so cute…i’m literally dead 😫

yourinstagram nic is daddy’s best friend!

harrystyles He sure is!

harryfan65 nicholas is really a dad’s boy 😭

annetwist my two boys ❤️

ynfan68 his writing is so goddamn cute…i’m crying

paulithepsm harry, you are the best dad in the world!!!

harryfan61 the caption has me on the floor

harry_lambert nic really is the sweetest little boy ever

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hsdaily Unseen footage of Harry with Nicholas four years ago!

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harryfan66 DILF DILF DILF

ynfan69 i love everything about this 😭

harryfan67 y/n goes home to him…

ynfan70 i love dads 🤗

harryfan72 harry and nic really have been best friends since day one

ynfan74 DON’T MAKE ME CRY

harryfan76 HE’S SUCH AN AMAZING FATHER

ynfan78 the best duo ever

harryfan71 four years ago since dilfrry blessed the world with his presence 🙏

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ynharryupdates Y/N via her IG stories!

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ynfan77 she’s so active, i love it 🙏

harryfan79 Y/N HAS THE LIFE EVERYONE WANTS INCLUDING ME

ynfan82 this is literally the sweetest thing ever

harryfan84 thank you y/n for feeding us dad harry content 😫

ynfan86 nic and harry are so besties

harryfan88 2018…when he became a father 😭

ynfan80 y/n and harry are definitely the coolest parents

harryfan83 “nic and daddy” 🥹

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gemmastyles Throwback to Vienna’s birthday where I caught this cute moment with Nic.

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ynfan81 OMG I’M SOBBING

harryfan85 vienna and nic remind me of gemma and harry 😭

yourinstagram my babies!!!

ynfan87 i love y/n so much

jefezof truly a underrated duo

harryfan90 the most adorable thing ever…is this post

harris_reed SUCH CUTIES 💖

ynfan92 gemma and harry vibes

emmalouisecorrin the sweetest thing i’ve ever seen in my life

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yourinstagram i think i’m officially a soccer mom?

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harryfan91 nic is in his soccer era 😌

ynfan93 HE’S LITERALLY A LITTLE MINIATURE HARRY

harrystyles Definitely a soccer mom.

yourinstagram that makes you a soccer dad

harryfan95 nicholas release medicine!

annetwist my cute grandson 🤗

ynfan97 he grew up so fast 😭

florencepugh so sweet, i miss you guys!

harryfan94 the styles family is so cute omg

pillowpersonpp i love mr. nic 💖

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AZOFF!YN PRETTY PRETTY PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEEEE

INSTAGRAM BLURB

harry styles x azoff!y/n

MASTERLIST | PATREON

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JANUARY 2022

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hshq Y/N Azoff, our new manager. Beginning of an era.

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harryfan2 omg

harryfan5 REST IN PEACE JEFFREY 😭

harrystyles Already such an honor to work with Y/N.

harryfan3 he’s so cute

pillowpersonpp so excited!!!

harryfan6 a true girlboss

jefezoff #retiring

yourinstagram have fun old man

harryfan8 PLEASE I ALREADY LOVE HER

mitchrowland the excitement i feel right now

harryfan4 oh this was the girl harry was with yesterday…😭

kidharpoon shaking in my boots

harryfan7 #slaying

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harryflorals HARRY WITH Y/N AZOFF LAST NIGHT IN LONDON!

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harryfan13 i’m not okay right now

harryfan15 BE SERIOUS

harryfan17 harry…count your goddamn days

harryfan19 @jefezoff let us know how you feel about this 🎤🎤

harryfan14 cause of my downfall = this

harryfan16 she’s his new manager obviously they are going to be seen together? 😭

harryfan18 yeah…

harryfan20 cut the cameras

harryfan22 banging my head against the wall

harryfan24 the matching coats ✨

harryfan21 jeff’s sister stealing his job is just so iconic

harryfan23 harry hiring y/n as his new manager is very real of him

FEBRUARY 2022

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yourinstagram happy 28th sue! thank you for staying up late talking to me and buying bottles of rouge’s for your overly special best friend (me)!

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harryfan25 THE UNSEEN OF HARRY

harryfan27 tears are rolling down my cheeks

harrystyles It’s an honor buying you wine, my love.

yourinstagram speaking of wine…go buy some, specifically red wine!

harrystyles Already on it darling.

harryfan29 i’m on the floor

harryfan31 i don’t know how to process this information 😭

alessandro_michele birthday boy

harryfan33 just thinking of all the photos y/n has of harry

paulithepsm feeling 28!!!

harryfan30 he’s so hot for what??

glenne_azoff this duo is truly everything

harryfan32 the azoff’s really got harry in a chokehold

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enews Harry Styles was seen carrying suitcases into his manager Y/N Azoff’s house in Malibu earlier this morning.

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harryfan38 HARRY IS LITERALLY A GOD

harryfan40 not him moving in with y/n 😭

harryfan37 SHIT SHIT SHIT

harryfan39 this is it boys. she got him.

harryfan41 they are most likely just a couple of besties

harryfan43 “besties” yeah sure…

harryfan45 the way this is trending on twitter. we are going through hell.

harryfan47 crying in the club

harryfan42 harry’s outfit though 🙏

harryfan44 i am going through all stages of grief

harryfan46 literally going insane

harryfan48 pretending i did not see this

harryfan50 this post has every harrie shaking

MARCH 2022

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hshqdaily HARRY’S MANAGER Y/N AZOFF LEAVING A STUDIO IN NEW YORK YESTERDAY!

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harryfan52 omg the new album is probably coming soon 😭

harryfan54 WHAT

harryfan57 y/n probably knows a lot 😮

harryfan53 she looks so beautiful…i don’t blame harry at all

harryfan55 the hottest azoff

harryfan56 i love the way she’s so humble

harryfan58 right, i didn’t even know jeff had a little sister

harryfan60 slayed.

harryfan62 i’m going to need harry sue the paparazzi again

harryfan59 y/n is just so pretty

harryfan61 leaving the studio??? hs3 coming soon 🤭

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styles.aozff Y/N MEETING FANS IN NEW YORK TODAY!

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harryfan64 I WANNA MEET Y/N?

harryfan66 the fans should’ve told her to leak hs3 🙄

harryfan68 they are in the presence of an icon

harryfan70 i love her already

harryfan67 y/n gives me so much harry vibes

harryfan69 they radiate the same energy 😭

harryfan71 the woman behind it all

harryfan73 the way y/n managed haim, tyler the creator and billie eilish

harryfan75 a true girlboss

harryfan72 harry’s fans = y/n’s fans

harryfan74 i’m going to need a story time about them meeting y/n

harryfan76 the rings.

APRIL 2022

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pillowpersonpp coachella bound

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harryfan77 HARRYCHELLA

harryfan79 oh my god harry’s soulmate 😮

yourinstagram i hate the heat

pillowpersonpp same same same

harryfan81 she has me in a chokehold

billieeilish MY ICON AND MUSE

harryfan83 y/n can run me over…

glenne_azoff so pretty!

harryfan84 when you realize y/n was the one that got harry to perform at coachella

harrystyles Y/N is amazing at what she does.

harryfan82 SOBBING

harryfan85 harry responding to a fan gives me life…

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yourinstagram the youngest azoff child takes on harrychella (hoping she doesn’t get sunburned)

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harryfan86 i love y/n

harryfan89 THE CAPTION IS SENDING ME

harrystyles So very beautiful darling.

yourinstagram your very beautiful too H

harryfan90 not them flirting in a comment section 😭

harryfan92 cause of death: harry and y/n

alanahaim missing my favorite girl!

harryfan94 i love everything about y/n 🙏

mitchrowland the coolest

harryfan91 literally going feral for her

_basselin so gorgeous y/n 💞

harryfan93 now i know why harry was flirting with her..because same

MAY 2022

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yourinstagram Harry’s House, Out Now

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harryfan95 SCREAMING

harryfan97 HS3 HS3 HS3

harrystyles Thank you for everything you’ve done bunny, I seriously love you.

yourinstagram i love you too!

harryfan96 WELCOME HOME CHEATER

harryfan98 harry dating his manager is so 😭

pillowpersonpp album of the year

harryfan99 Y/N IS SO GOOD AT HER JOB OH MY GOD

jefezoff congratulations, i am so proud!!

harryfan102 this album has me sobbing on the floor

haimtheband so very amazing ❤️

harryfan104 late night talking and grapejuice is clearly about y/n 🤭

harryfan100 crying and throwing up

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harrystyles The muse of Harry’s House.

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harryfan103 did he just post this??

harryfan105 HARRY FEELING COMFORTABLE POSTING ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP MAKES ME SOB

yourinstagram i love you dearly sue

harrystyles Well I love you more.

harryfan107 never settle for less women

harryfan109 this seems like a fever dream 😭

gemmastyles i love you guys 💞

harryfan106 having a breakdown

emmalouisecorrin I KNEW IT

harryfan110 this relationship is everything to me

glenne_azoff best couple ever!

harryfan112 harry really loves the azoff’s 🤭

felicathegoat EXCUSE ME…YOU BOTH ARE TOGETHER?

JUNE 2022

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papermagazine Jeff Azoff is apparently angry at his little sister, Y/N Azoff over dating his former client, Harry Styles. He calls it an ‘inappropriate relationship’ for the music industry.

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harryfan119 JEFFREY?

harryfan121 now i know why harry fired jeff 🙄

harryfan124 dramaaaaa

harryfan122 this is so bad….what are we going to do

harryfan125 i don’t believe it

harryfan127 be serious please

jefezoff fake news.

yourinstagram sorry for being in a ‘inappropriate relationship’ :(

harryfan129 I AM SCREAMING

harryfan131 i seriously love them for this

harryfan134 paper magazine = deuxmoi

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