#THE JIG IS UP.

[llocket]

A comeback callout post on Lavender. (also known as @lavendergalactic.)

(this is A JOKE & NOT SERIOUS. happy april fools. and no i totally didnt steal their star divider for this...)

1. DATING A MINOR AS AN ADULT.

i am 17, born in 2006. yet... this scum of the earth... is born in 2006 and is 18.... they CLEARLY manipulated space and time to be in the same year as me, to manipulate me, a minor as well...

HERE IS CLEAR PROOF OF THEM ADMITTING TO THEIR HEINOUS CRIMES...

2. they are RCTA.

they have ALTERS THAT APPEAR AS A DIFFERENT RACE IN THEIR HEADSPACE. they even have BROWN ALTERS.... this is disrespectful to my culture. HOW DARE THEY.

they have been rcta since CHILDHOOD, since they've had ALTERS THAT APPEAR AS A DIFFERENT RACE SINCE THEY WERE YOUNG! how vile.

their NILOU ALTER IS ALSO USING THE NAME "LIRYO." they are SCUMMY for ERASING THE CULTURE THAT NILOU THE CHARACTER ALREADY HAD! obviously alters are their source.. they should have kept the rep that nilou the character had... NOT ERASE IT BY GIVING HER ANOTHER NAME!

3. have stolen my WORK.

they took "inspiration" for their toko graphics from my haruka graphics..... WHAT VILLIAINY IS THIS!??!

they took my idea for a glitch effect. CRINGE :/. how dare they do this. i trusted them.

4. RELATES TO CULTURE OUTSIDE OF THEIR OWN!?!

we were watching a show.... "one day at a time..." AND! THIS SCUMBAG RELATED TO THE MANNERISMS THAT THE FAMILY DOES IN THE SHOW!!!!

they are FILIPINO not SPANISH.

this is outrageous. how dare they relate to something that ISNT EVEN FOR THEM!??!

(i also related to the show lol)

5. did i mention that they are DATING A MINOR

THEY ARE FLIRTING WITH ME IN PUBLIC!!!! STOP! IM A MINOR! A HELPLESS 17 YEAR OLD MINOR WHILE THEY'RE 18!! EVEN THOUGH WE'RE BORN IN THE SAME YEAR... ITS NOT RIGHT!

(i am joking)

tags: help out a small creator... spread the word.. that this villain is on the loose...

@yaoitistic @otoripink @mukurosgf

(DONT TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY. MY PARTNER WAS IN ON IT TOO AND WE HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR A BIT NOW LMAO... they gave me ideas + etc. all for fun LMAO happy april fools!)

[junjiie]

ive been caught

[pebblume]

pots n picks week day 1: breakfast

[olliedollie1204]

taps mic. clears throat. remus being the embodiment of the thoughts and fantasies thomas considered "forbidden" means he was, at least for a while, the sole embodiment of thomas' queerness as something to be feared or ashamed of or disgusted by. before any of the other sides could accept this about themselves, before thomas could accept it about himself. remus is the source and the holder of thomas' most unwanted thoughts, which at one point (and while this is technically subtext it is like 1 inch away from being text) included thomas being gay. if we get any dialogue or confirmation of this in the series I will do 1000000 backflips break my neck and pass out on the floor

[hoshizoralone]

dread sammy comm

[goxjo]

⟢ ┈ Thinking about meeting with your criminal lawyer higuruma and telling him your side of the story, but he keeps getting distracted by that shiny little thing behind your shirt

+ cw. f! reader, he calls you a chick, reader wears a skirt, nipple + clit piercing, lawyer / client, semi-public setting, MDNI

Hiromi leans back, trying to get comfy in his executive leather chair, mindlessly clicking his ballpoint pen as he listens to you ramble on and on about your little case. Whatever it is you're saying, he's certain you're innocent. But as much as he wants to force himself to care, he has since abandoned all hope of understanding your predicament. Because right now, his eyes keep darting back and forth between your helpless puppy dog eyes and that shiny little twinkling bump behind your shirt.

"Are you listening?"

"Mhm, mhm." He scratches his throat, shifting in his seat, balling his hand in a fist to hide and hopefully suppress the little big strain in his pants. "Sorry, go on."

It doesn't help that the golden hour rays point to your plain white button-down. Sure, everyone is strictly encouraged to go by a dress code. But to wear something so thin at a criminal law firm and forego a bra? This chick is nuts. But so fucking ho—

"My eyes are up here, you know."

Uh-oh. He sheepishly scratches the back of his head. It's no use denying it at this point. "Guilty."

"If my clothes keep distracting you," You speak low, slowly work your buttons down, earning a gulp from Hiromi whose breaths have grown ragged and eyes are deadlocked on your slightly exposed chest, "maybe I should just take it off—"

Hiromi hears the doorknob to his office rattle and quickly gets on his feet. "Higuruma-san. Here's that paperwork you asked for—" the door bolts open, "oh, my bad." Hiromi has turned your swivel chair around just in time, one hand behind you forcing you to lower your head, and the other- well- is hidden from view.

"There, there. Everything's going to be alright." Hiromi appears to be comforting you, patting your back before mouthing 'shh, I'm busy here!' to his colleague.

Hiromi watches as his unsuspecting colleague leaves his office, one hand still soothing your back, and the other... fiddling with the silver metal between his thumb and index finger.

"Sorry about that. Looks like my hand slipped."

"Mmm," you hum, corners of your lips upturned. "Think it could slip lower?" You pull on his tie to make him crouch to your level, legs spreading wide open, allowing him to part your panties to the side.

"Fuck me," Hiromi groans against your forehead upon feeling another piece of metal where he hoped there would be.

Needless to say, Hiromi's earned a pro-bono client that day.

[rileylastname]

people who add non-autogenerated subtitles to videos are the most attractive people on this planet and allowed to steal one (1) thing from my home. including a kiss

[sergle]

WHEEEE I did nail art today

[beaft]

not to sound like a freak but i love tidying so much. i wish i could just go up and down the street and put flyers in everyone's letterboxes saying "do you have a messy house and don't know how to deal with it? i will fix it for you! i'm like marie kondo, if marie kondo was a slightly autistic white guy with too much time on his hands! PS i require no payment i do this because i love it"

[freekymonstr]

i can't keep doing this i can't keep doing this i'm not strong enough holy mother of god i can't keep doing this

[horromcom]

focusing on multiple f/os at once is sooo fun until u get to that point where u feel like a sitcom guy who has two dates scheduled at th same time nd ur running back nd forth tryna spend time at each one

[rev-pirate]

Cant believe I didn’t see a single person mention that during this plate up stream Skizz officially bestowed upon Jimmy the honor of one of his patented Skizz nicknames. He is now Jimmy Jiggles.

[purpleghoul87]

me when I lie

“Mike”…. “Steve Raglan” …..

[pawzn]

I MADE ANOTHER!! :D

A NEW TBH DANCE GIF! YIPPEE!! X33

[trans-cuchulainn]

favourite Irish phrase I've learned from reading books is "beidh ár bport seinnte" (or tá, depending on how hypothetical the situation is). our tune is played, lads. it's over.

[badly-drawn-bbu]

BILLIE BUST UP'S ORCHESTRAL MUSIC BACKERKIT IS LIVE NOW!!!

Get some cool heckin' rewards while helping BBU's music go from MIDI instrumentals to THE REAL THING at the same orchestra house the song instrumentals for My Little Pony: The Movie was recorded!!! 💫