#THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION
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having blown through almost five seasons of ER in less than a month i now understand why people get so into soap operas like i get it now i wanna watch my storieeeees
#maddie watches ER#ER#ER even has more substance than the average soap but because there actually is some follow through from week to week and i've been watching#so much of it (LOL) it really does feel like how my grandparents watch general hospital lmfaooooo#it's also nice to have a show that has a million episodes that doesn't make me feel generally crazed to watch (minus the mark/susan#stuff because that was genuinely insane television and then mark had the worst season of television ever they did not let that man catch a#break even ONCE)
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Her favourite colour is yello w

#how do I explain the existence of Cyn to my friend she doesn't understand what she's for no matter how many times I say it please help#if you (the friend) are reading this. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I AM CALLING YOU OUT ON PUBLIC TELEVISION!!! >:[#I'm gonna start rewatching season 9 of FOP tomorrow! WOWIE! Can't wait to finish the show and then move on to... *breathes heavily*#... fairly odder... And after that I get to rewatch a new wish! AGAIN! :D Yaaayyy!!!#sowwy if she looks kinda stupid I have to pay attention in class ya know economics wow I sure do love taxes (liar...)#cyn md#cyn#absolute solver#tagging her is a lil problematic to me... I'll just leave it to anyone who reblogs!!! m'kay!!!#murder drones#murder drones fanart#sometimes I wonder if I should give her a nose but I really like the smooth “snout” it's funny and *sigh* I just... don't know...#funfact when episode 7 released I drew her with the worst hair imaginable but what if some weird solver magic makes it kept in well#condition that would be funny make the rest lowkey rot and her hair is just silky soft#okie that's enough byeeeeeee
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Very late to the conversation abt s4, but as a Noir girlie, I feel like this must be said 😤
(SPOILERS BELOW)
I did NOT like how there was little to no substantial development surrounding Noir this season. Instead, they reduced my mans into a comic relief character, which don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy sometimes, but don’t we already…. cough cough have the deep for that? cough
Like they could’ve done something so much more impactful with the og Noir, but noooOOO kripke just HAD to kill him off, and for what? Just for a few little scattered jokes here and there? Meanwhile this entire season has been an absolute uncoordinated mess???? ((Ik Kripke was planning to kill off Noir since the very beginning, but WHY?? 😭
I can see where they might be heading with a potential showdown between Noir II and Soldier Boy in S5, maybe mirroring the disfigurement of the og Noir or sth? But the way they've been building up to that so far just doesn't feel very compelling or efficient to me personally. it just feels they’ll land another lame “haha” moment for the audience and call it a day when it comes to that point
Impactful story arc? Nope- thrown straight outta the window
and yes I know Noir wasn’t even a primary character to the storyline in the first place, so it’s not like the end of the world or anything. Just take this as a nonsensical rant from a bitter Noir stan 🤠
#✦ › 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍 — 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒#season 4 obv isn’t the worst thing I watched in the history of television (the kissing booth and tall girl takes the cake for that-)#It’s just that a lot of things were either inefficiently portraying themes that didn’t tie together well with the main plot#eg: hughie. starlight. frenchie. kimiko…#like I can see what they’re trying to do so it isn’t a matter of media literacy#It’s simply that they sucked at executing the narrative#That or they did things for sheer shock value that was clearly not substantial to the plot whatsoever#As if to garner cheap clicks iykwim#ofc I know the boys is known for their shock value#But imo they never let it diverge from the plot this badly#Not like in this season#Anyways ty for coming to my tedtalk#the boys#the boys amazon#the boys series#the boys fandom#the boys tv#the boys tv series#the boys spoilers#the boys show#the boys tv show#the boys season four#the boys season 4#the boys s4#the boys season finale#the boys black noir#black noir#black noir the boys#the boys review
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every episode junmo is like so WHAT if i nearly die for gicheul !!! it’s for the job !!! my brother in christ your job is to bring him down not to show him your eternal devotion and readiness for carnage all for his name and sake i think we lost the plot a little but you do whatever and get that body count going for you i am sure the police force you actually work for will be super thrilled to find out you constantly mow down anything in your path to the point of accidental man-slaughter because someone looked at gicheul funnily and you lose your shit when that happens
#junmo’s feral cat energy unleashed for gicheol’s sake is peak television#when i said we are watching this show not for some prestige writing but for the actors acting i meant exactly what ji chang wook is doing#junmo stuck between a rock (he is married to euijeong) and a hard place (he is ready to die for gicheol)#the worst of evil#al.txt
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the birds are chirping, the trees are full of blossoms, and there’s supernatural. despite it all life is beautiful.
#sometimes the world’s worst television shows give you insane brain diseases and also have the most wonderful people#ren chuckwontheory is right everything is beautiful#derryth.txt
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Sora and Biyomon!

Have bird up
#art#cross stitch#cross stitch pattern#digimon#digimon adventure#digimon sora#sora takenouchi#biyomon#bird up the worst show on television
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Listen, I Can Compliment Steven Moffat, I Promise
You know, I avoided watching Heaven Sent/Hell Bent for the longest time because I was worried that it was overhyped. I've long been not a big fan of the Moffatt finales in Eleven’s era, finding that he often sacrifices genuine character storytelling and logic in his finales in favor of overconvoluted plots that fall apart like a house of cards with a touch, making companions more puzzle pieces than characters, and an overreliance on flash and/or "sexiness" that override some of the genuine emotional scenes.
All of which is to say...y’all were right. Heaven Sent/Hell Bent is up there as one of my top three season finales in Doctor Who history (season 1 and 3 are the others, for context). It is absolutely amazingly executed, fantastically written/acted, and an amazing send-up of Capaldi's Doctor and a send-off for Clara's character. It might be my favorite way that Moffatt has EVER sent off a companion (including River Song). Everything about these episodes (and Face the Raven, to an extent) is superbly executed, thematically coherent, emotionally satisfying and bittersweet (my favorite kind of companion send-off). I literally stopped what I was doing and just watched, jaw dropped, for the last five minutes of Heaven Sent.
Hats off to everyone involved, and I really do have to compliment Moffatt for evolving as a writer. It took him a few season to get there, but when he nails it, he NAILS IT. (And absolute props to Peter Capaldi and Jenna Louise Coleman for their performances, because HOLY SHIT!)
#doctor who#whouffaldi#twelveclara#clara oswald#clara oswin oswald#twelfth doctor#listen i can gush about every iteration of this show just as much as i can complain about it#the majesty of doctor who is its ability to pull off the best and worst television you’ve ever seen#to constantly be evolving and reinventing itself#so that things like THIS can happen#steven moffat#peter capaldi#jenna louise coleman#heaven sent#hell bent
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do yuo guys forgive me for putting ren and stimpy adult party cartoon posts on your dash
#when you run a blog but you have the ''worst topics of interest ever'' affliction#well i tag it at least.#apc posting#rambles#it's just fascinating to me as an existing piece of media it's like a 1 in a million trainwreck kind of thing#its existence relied on both the company making a horrible decision and its creator having equally bad taste#and nobody pulling the plug before it finished production but being so unpopular that it lasted only 3 episodes on television#god i know i need to find and watch the other shows that spike tv debuted with too because if apc is any example of what it was like...
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911 spoilers have me. well. fairly upset.
#911 spoilers#i love bobby and i don’t want him to die but #im not against that specifically i get it if peter wanted to leave or if it was time for bobby to leave#but every part of this was the worst possible way to do this#like. it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth that this is how they chose to do it and they chose a way that is#firstly stupid. he could have died last season and it would have made more sense.#and secondly#frankly insulting and dismissive of one of their main characters of colour#and this is why i will never trust any currently airing television show. like. you can never trust these people#i lived through the magicians season 4 when they killed off quentin#and i lived through spn doing. all that.#it’s a tale as old as time literally. it happened with teen wolf and the 100 too like#i love television but wow am i probably never watching a show live ever again#like maybe i will be wrong and i would happily be wrong#but i’ve seen and participated in plenty of denial around these things before and i don’t want to do it again#sorry to be so upset about 911 abc but#it makes me really angry when showrunners pull this kind of shit and disrespect their audiences and their show like this.
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my go to background noise lately has become players from the reality tv show survivor playing mafia/traitors/blood on the clocktower
and its given me the worlds silliest brainworm which is "maybe i should go on survivor so i can play streamed games of mafia with these cool people"
i would be so bad on survivor no one let me pursue this impulse
#i think id do pretty solidly strategically but i become the worst possible version of myself when im overheated#or dont have enough sleep#both of which are permanent conditions on the game of survivor#i also just dont want to wear a swimsuit on national television#but god do i want to play blood on the clocktower with stephen fishbach and somehow that seems like the best route#my true reality tv game show would of course be the traitors however u can only get on the traitors#in the us version#if you've done other reality tv shows first#and so the brainworms grow#i just love hidden role games so much okay#tho dont get me started on the game design of the traitors okay#i could fix her. i could make her a much better show
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ough. just watched some fanvids that got me thinking about an old fandom of mine.
#my posts#the worst part is that they were not even for said fandom. unfortunately my brain has been steeped in those characters for so long#that they keep popping up even when it makes no goddamn sense.#not even in a canon way. truly in the most ooc personal headcanon way.#if i explained the version of these characters in my head to anyone on earth they would go ‘he would not fucking day that’#and yet. here i am. thinking about arrow again.#WHY THIS#why couldn’t my brain at least make me fixate on supernatural. one of my old fandoms i am still kinda in.#why does it always have to be the one i dropped completely.#the version of oliver in my head that is gay is so dear to me. he LITERALLY only has exists in my head tho.#there’s not even any fun queerbait for me to latch onto. because stephen smell is not a good actor lmao#*amell#to be clear. he is not like bad. but he is here to be a cool superhero and that’s it.#especially having just watched iwtv. lead by Jacob Anderson who is a master of the craft. why must i rotate this mediocre man in my brain.#still. after all this time.#i want to be clear: my headcanons are so far ooc that i have only ever found one (1) fic that fits the characterization.#and he’s not even gay in it. just sad. and it’s only like 2k words#WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE??????#sigh.#im going to go see if i can find some hq arrow downloads. because im insane.#to be clear. i dropped the show over a decade ago. because it was not a good television show. what the fuck am i even doing.#personal
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Elena telling other people to “think things through” when she’s never used her brain once in 6 seasons, be fucking serious.
#god this is the worst main character in the history of television#i have never had such a hard time watching a show#resorted to fast forwarding through scenes#elena gilbert#the vampire diaries#text#centax
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Wait. They used real, live bugs for the swarm in SPN?
Yep! But they did not show up well on camera so they ended up using CGI! Still, they trapped Jackles and jarpad in a room with like 60,000 bees (x)
#I love this show so much this is peak television#and the fact that it’s not even the worst thing they’ve done to jackles#incredible. nobody ever did it like them#spn
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still haven't recovered from this scene tbh
still havent recovered from the whole of liveman TBH
#liveman#help i've got liveman brainworms again#of all the downer upsetting bullshit and heartbreak this damn show throws at you this scene was THE WORST OFFENDER#have to sit and stare at the wall every time i think about ashura/arashi#liveman is probably the most tonally consistent sentai i've seen so far. you always know exactly how ur gonna feel after a liveman episode#it just so happens that the established tone is BAD. what you get is AWFUL TIMES. FOR EVERYONE. ALWAYS.#fuck i love liveman so much#hmu if you wanna listen to someone cry about the worlds most unnessacary and over the top piece of childrens television to ever exist
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can i come clean……
i skipped/jumped through all the glee christmas episodes besides previously unaired christmas pls forgive me 🧎♀️
#christmas episodes are the worst episodes of any television show to me…..#ive watched scenes from them all but i skipped most musical numbers/christmas centered plot points#puc was at least entertaining…….#i am not a christmas person#personal
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