I was gonna post these at a better time but I got impatient. PINES BLAST I'm obsessed with him. ANDDDDD his giant fuckin dog. weird gay bio-engineer SWEEP
I need to go to bed but, nika luffy and demon zoro hc that's making me fuckin laugh
they both like to sleep obviously but the thought of zoro rolling over and then immediately can feel light on his face, opens one main eye to see fuckin luffy STARING at him with a manic fuckin smile on his face LMAO
and just a voice with multiple layers like the biblically accurate angel his ass is just
"hi."
zoro tries not to piss himself right there bc whaT THE FUCK GO TO BED BRO
Ok ok ok I wanted to do more with Arachno's whole 'spider intrusive thoughts' thing so here's the first time he met Red Fang
Imagine you're a very serious lawyer doing serious lawyer things, and then your buddy Miguel comes up, says 'here's a weird kinda smelly spider hybrid on parole for you to babysit' and said hybrid starts immediately fortnite dancing against his will while asking if there's a Mr/Mrs Fang
Posted about how I think Marko eats rocks and you guys enjoyed my thoughts so why not post about Paul eating hairspray? I think he does his hair and gets curious so he sprays it in his mouth and EVERYTIME he goes "oh ew" but then he keeps doing it and you already KNOW Marko wants to know whats up. Eventually they're both just kind of describing what hairspray tastes like, as if they're tasting wine, out loud and making everyone else regret...everything...
"no one noticed a thing" "no alarms" "half a miracle" and all kind of alarms immediately going off in heaven is so on brand for the angel and demon who literally lost the anti-christ actually