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holmsister · 28 days

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Its like none of you are really dedicated to my Occitan literature-inspired king/knight devotion kink labru postcanon scenario like the way none of you is magically reading my mind and writing and drawing exactly what I want... its biphobia im pretty sure. William IX of Aquitanie you are the only bitch who gets me.

#THIS IS A JOKE. I AM JOKING #meowing to myself #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #labru #dungeon meshi postcanon

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neodarkdark · 6 months

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TRICK POLL! Voters who vote to abide by Main Series Rules Only on a Sidegame Based Blog get dropped in the Hole

#this is a joke. i am joking #everyone knows i am insane about incorporating pokemon ranger stuff into things is why i am making this post #who opened the box (ooc)

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yansurnummu · 7 months

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they should make sustainable eco-friendly zero waste whatever clothing brands that aren't uglee

I don't want 50 variations of the same neutral green/beige pullover I want bamboo fiber tripp pants

#yans stuff #this is a joke. i am joking #i rarely buy clothes new #and im a diehard thrift advocate #but sometimes i look at those websites just for fun and its like... wheres the Personality. wheres the Pizazz #why has this ''neutral'' '''''clean'''''' style become so synonymous with sustainability.#there comes a point where its clear that their market is not the Everyman and their items are Status Symbols #anyways. can u imagine bamboo tripp pants. theyd be soooooo soft and comfy and stretchy. i would pay a good chunk of change for that

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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lazylittledragon · 5 months

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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badolmen · 6 months

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WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

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godsweakestsoldier · 16 days

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#help me settle a debate #I'll let you guess which one I am #it’s a fucking joke people

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mrkanman · 8 months

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kaufmo funny clown moments

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #gooseworx #ragatha #gangle #kaufmo #kant art #clowns cw #kaufmo vc *am i a hyucking joke to you*

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fallout-lou-begas · 4 months

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who wants to tell her

#kristen stewart #hey baby want to get damaged irreversibly #<- this is a joke. i am trans fyi

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am-i-the-asshole-official · 9 months

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AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.