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cupcakeinat0r · 8 months
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<3 Girl who’s horny 24/7 but only wants to have sex with fictional ppl <3
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quartergremlin · 27 days
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What about Yoshi?? Since splinter was important to Casey and y'know Ralph's father I guess that the CJ of the good future would be named after splinter h
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im lumping all these together since theyre similar
so ages ago i said that cj's full name was cassandra yoshi hamato-jones (bc if youre naming your kid after yourself, why not go full hog instead of your nick name). And i figure'd he'd be named after slinter bc he was dead.
If the old rat has to die sometime, why not right before their youngest is born! bc i really like Louise.
and as for raphael jr...
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Yeah.
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Cassandra: Casey, cmere.
CJ: oh. it's- it's me.
Cass: Incorrect! We already have a son named after me. His name is Raphael. RJ for short.
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slutburn · 8 months
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it would seem that emerald fennell and her perfect cast created saltburn exclusively for me and 6 other people on tumblr to go absolutely bonkers, crying-in-a-corner, life-changingly insane over and for nobody else on earth to understand or appreciate fully
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pistachi0art · 11 months
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Also, If It Isn't Too Much To Ask, Can You Also Make Gordon As A Werecat? (Not A Werewolf, Not A Cat-Boy, A Werecat! :3)
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He doesn’t get a break now does he 🌕
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arcandoria · 5 months
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hell was worth it for paradise with you.
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platoapproved · 25 days
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hey quick question: you ever read something so fucking sad it gives you a stomachache?
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Vincent Price being tol.
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ridl · 7 months
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jolly cooperation (ganqing dark souls au)
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lower-management · 11 months
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Put my head down for 10 minutes, now something that's not supposed to be on fire is.
The problem is that nobody knows what it is, everybody knows that something's on fire but nobody can figure out what. So, now I gotta search for a flame that possibly doesn't exist cause if it does exist we're gonna have lots of problems.
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inkmaze · 5 months
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made the mistake of listening to Nobody
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somberauthor · 1 year
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Marvus and another purple blood reader moirails possibly..... :3(masc reader)
This is going to be fun!!! I hope this is what you were hoping for!
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MARVUS ♢ PURPLEBLOOD! READER HEADCANONS
He'd probably help you with your greasepaint, if you had any trouble with it. (It would probably take him a while to be comfortable with you touching his though. He loves you, but he kinda doesn't want a penis on his face for a show)
He would probably spoon feed you for jokes (unless you seriously wanted it. Even then he probably wouldn't be able to keep a straight face with the airplane noises he'll inevitably do.)
If you were a music artist he'd be over the moon if you asked to collab. He'd even let you be an opening act for one of his shows! Who knows, maybe the fans will like you as much as they like him?
If you ever got stuck in an especially angry crowd he would help you. You are probably the only audience member that he'll strive to keep alive.
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If you ever got self conscious or had a lot of dysphoria one day, he'd cancel every plan he had, no matter how important, just to stay with you and make sure that you know you're not seen as a woman.
He'd get pretty upset if you binded for too long. He'd give a stern talking to and made you take a break from them for a day. But don't worry, you both had a lot of fun with your day in together.
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orange-catsidy · 1 year
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xluciifer · 6 months
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Y'all this Texas heat is killing me, I'm trying to write. I literally live in Hell.
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snowprison · 7 months
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"So hows that new trip going along?"
My eden team:
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Lol lmao even
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red-leader-langfeldt · 3 months
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The Leader of the Balancer's Ryszard will soon cast his powerful powerful army upon your own, they will achieve victory and you will lose...
You keep telling yourself that.
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whisperofthewaves · 10 months
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"Would it have been kinder to kill you, before you disabled your governor module?"
"Yes."
"You know I am not kind"
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