#THIS IS STUPIIIIID

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

(confidently) During the final episode of Murder Drones, Cyn says "Okee!" whilst attacking Uzi. This is short for okizeme, Japanese for "wake up offense", and refers to the set of offensive options which a player in a fighting game can take while their opponent is getting up after being knoc

[rinupi]

This comic is actually for patrons but nobody on my other socials know my tumblr so

(also because this comic is affectionate stupid i love them all, even if 2 of them had their concepts changed after this)

[citrusai]

the implication that everything that happened in thedas the past thirty & more years was because of some cult (even the rise & fall of the evanuris??) is honestly so deranged and i wanna see the absolutely unserious explanation of that so bad. and can we please have a machine gun in da5 bc EA has clearly lost its mind

[haunt4haunt]

twin peaks is great because david lynch was like “i want to make a show about the cycle of abuse” and abc and mark frost were like “No you’re gonna make a late night soap opera murder mystery” and kyle maclachlan was like “david lynch has tricked me, david lynch trained actor kyle maclachlan, into being here so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and eric dare was like “my mom cast me in this!”

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

(via prev)

lies and falsehoods: char's zaku is fast because he customized the internals

real and true: char's zaku is fast because it's red

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Trismagia: Anyone who seeks to pass this point is destined to die!

Lucia: Everyone is destined to die, dipshit! It came with your fucking finite existence!

[lyriumrain]

one embarrassing thing happening: this is okay, I can deal with this blow to my ego

embarrassing myself multiple times in one day: everybody hates and i'm gonna be thinking about these inconsequential stuff ups for approximately 60-90 days. Possibly years, idk.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

(via op)

Trying to do a tarot reading but the guy across the table is running mono blue and keeps countering my major arcana.

[daisychainsandbowties]

Broken earphones are a hate crime

right?? i mean i know that i tangle those wires around my throat by doing the rotisserie chicken dance in my sleep but 🥺🥺 i treat them so softly i don’t put them in a twisty clump i let them slither around on the bed i don’t let their dumb faces smash against the ground i actually love them more than god loves ants and yet… they die and leave me behind i can actually hear all the water in every pipe in the entire world right now

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

(via @rlyehtaxidermist)

floppiest reimu

[decibat]

i want some icecream i think i shall waste my ebt at Overpriced Corner Store tomorrow. i miss the walgreens so fuckin bad

[wc-confessions]

nightheart named his black kit shinekit.................... any sympathy i tried developing for him just evaporated this man is STUPIIIIID

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[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Uzi, struggling to resist possession: Gahhh! What is this!? Is this the Absolute Solver!?

Cyn: `[I don't --- know! That's --- scary!]`

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

(via op)

Tried an LLM-powered thesaurus today just for giggles and it helpfully informed me that a synonym for "leg" is "penis".

[soulsilvers]

15 yr old me watching my mom garden: erm pfffbtt... looks boring and stupiiiiid 🙄 granny hobby

25 yr old me gardening for the first time and seeing the little baby basil pop out: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[cawareyoudoin]

I'm finally, finally getting further with listening to Dracula through Re: Dracula, and

1. I still love Mina so much

2. Van Helsing is so stupiiiiid!!! High intelligence low wisdom for real! I'm not saying that being more open about it would have prevented all the tragedies, but fuck - maybe it would have helped a little at least! If you can't be open about it because it sounds insane, be clever! Headologise it, tell them "it's a little-known disease I'm suspecting and here's the steps to prevent it", instead of pussyfooting around it like EVERYONE would keel over dead from a heart attack the moment you say something that isn't fourty layers of cryptic!!! Also stop being so sexist pleeeease...