#Taylor plz what r u doing

[karmaismyboyfriend89]

Just saw another vid of MH saying “so I was watching Andrew Tate” WTF TAYLOR DOES NOT F W THIS KIND OF PERSON WHAT REALITY AM I LIVING IN SOMEONE CALL LOKI BC THIS TIMELINE AINT IT

[missegyptiana]

Just wondering how you admit that she's being racist and at the same time giving her your money making her more rich and more famous while she does not care about her fans of colour. And your take on that do what you want is okay ig but you do realise that supporting a racist does make you racist right? You're saying you don't support racism and is still supporting someone who does not give a damn about racism unless it affects her directly. Please if you're still a taylor swift fan you're a racist and don't care about any issues unless you're directly affected. And you don't have any right to say it's not. If you try and think about it logically, I'm pretty sure you'd get this conclusion too. Maybe you're in denial but you are supporting a racist and performative activist and to see you say it's okay to do that is harmful.

wow do u realize what ur saying to me. i shouldn’t even be answering this. cause what u r saying is hurtful. ALSO I HAVE SPOKEN UP ABT MANY ISSUES ON MOST OF MY PLATFORMS IF YOU KNEW ME AT ALL. INCLUDING TUMBLR. I STAND UP AND POST ABT MANY ISSUES THAT DONT ONLY AFFECT ME. GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT. WTF. do not tell me how to feel abt it. and how fucking dare you call me racist because of this situation. that’s disgusting. but. she’s not racist. im not racist. i don’t support this decision of hers but i support her as an artist. i can speak up about things she does but still be a fan of hers. yes she did hang out and date a racist and ignored what we said about him. yes i’m angry that she’s thinks what matty does is fine and how she is silent about her fans who are minorities. read my posts about this stuff. but she’s been in my life forever and has helped me through a lot. i’m not going to continue typing cause this message is harmful to me and other swifties. plz read what you type before sending things like this.

[bisluthq]

well I know you fuck groupies in your Vegas backroom so I went out and fucked someone too and I have a painting now!!!”

Calvin: so umm how were the concerts in Australia?

Tay: oh great!!! it was such a trip! I was even give a souvenir to remember the whole experience.

*shows him the painting*

Calvin:what is that of exactly?..there’s so much going on

Tay: oh yeeeessss *a lot* went down, down there (pun intended)

Calvin: care to explain what they were and what does it have to do with the painting for Gods sake?

Tay: r u playing dumb with me..*points to the painting* that’s clearly the Oprah house in Sidney...Sidney is a city in Australia wh-

Calvin:*interrupts her* TAYLOR IM SERIOUS I-

Tay:*interrupts him* FINE! will talk over dinner...I’m getting hot just thinking about it imma go shower so can u plz hang the painting somewhere nice where it can be ~seen.

Lmao I love this headcanon.

[adrijalovestaylor13]

Ok so I'm seeing a lot of hate comments from "swifties" about Taylor's clip for Dear Class of 2020. Ok so what do u guys want uh? I'm seeing swifties attacking their own idol saying she could have said more, or why is she talking about herself and also why didn't she talk about BLM or COVID-19? So first of all Taylor was supposed to talk about the GRADUATES this year..!!! Not about Corona Virus or BLM. And some of u guys r twisting her speech into something else. She just talked about her graduation experience and how her diploma was mailed to her. Some of u guys r saying she made the whole speech about herself..?!?! Like seriously..?!?! What the hell is wrong with u..?!?! Some of the other celebrities talked about them too..!!! And it's ok. Tay was just giving an example, that sometimes things don't work out the way u plan/expect it to be...!!! And she also said to "expect the unexpected but celebrate anyway". Wasn't that enough uh..?? What else do want. And the whole thing was pre-recorded, much before the BLM...... And also even if it was recorded after/during BLM, why would she talk about it, when the clip was supposed to be about the GRADUATES THIS YEAR..?!??

And why didn't she talk about Corona Virus..?? Tbh I thought that she would talk about it too. But then I realised that the clip was supposed to be for the GRADUATES right? And as far as I know graduation is supposed to be happy and fun, and bringing Corona Virus into this wouldn't be great I guess, well atleast for me. And also they were given a limited time to speak. SO PLZ STOP DRAGGING HER..!!! SHE GETS ENOUGH HATE COMMENTS FROM THE MEDIA, BUT SHE OVERCOMES THEM SOMEHOW, KNOWING THAT HER FANS (us, swifties) ARE/WILL ALWAYS BESIDE HER. AND NOW "SWIFTIES" R THE ONE'S DRAGGING HER..?!?!?! WOW..?!?! AND THESE SWIFTIES AFTER SOME DAYS WILL RANT ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY LOVE TAY AND HOW THEY ARE DYING TO MEET HER...?!?!

I just wonder how will she feel when she finds out that her own fans r turning their back towards her. It breaks my heart into a million pieces...!!!! 😞😭💔

I just hope Tay sees the position comments more than the negative one's...!!!😣😣💖

WE LOVE U TAY..!!! AND WE WILL FOREVER..!!! 💘💘

@taylorswift @taylornation

[pindaleng]

All of the Folklore Asks please :) thank!

Ur the worst ❤️

the 1: Do you have someone from your past who you think could have been “the one”? Do you keep in touch with them?

-Maybe 👀It’s the one quote from The Half of It where Aster’s like “maybe if things were different, or if I was different”

cardigan: What story, myth or film do you most identify with and why?

-Hmmmmm I honestly have no idea lmao. Identify with?? I think most peeps are too brave or smart for me to identify with hahah.

the last great american dynasty: If you could design your dream home, where would it be, and what would it look like?

-Oooo interesting. Haven’t thought about i! I think maybe something like my parent’s current house? Better wifi tho. 

exile: What film do you wish you could change the ending of and why?

-I’m sure there are many that I could recall if I really thought about it but none right now?? Okay jk maybe The Rise of Skywalker lmao the R*ylo thing. And not giving us FinnPoe rights 🤡

my tears ricochet: Do you believe in ghosts?

-Yes lol plz don’t haunt me, or do, and make life interesting.

mirrorball: What is your personality at parties?

-Observe people! Figure out how to best fit in with people and groups. And then if I drink a bunch my personality is brave to do stupid things!

seven: What was your favorite daydream or game to play outside as a kid?

-Umm childhood daydream would be imagining myself as a character in various animes 😌

august: Where was your go-to hangout spot in high school?

-Uh, my house? I didn’t hang out with people outside of school 😭I guess in school, it’d be C house wing in school before school started and before the period after lunch started???

this is me trying: What are some of your self-care methods?

-Ignoring people 😌And i guess listening to music ahha

illicit affairs: Have you ever been in a secret relationship?

-Not really, but I guess I didn’t tell some people? I wish tho sounds exciting :// (and stressful)

invisible string: Do you believe in fate?

-Yes!!! A very cool thing

mad woman: Are you good at confronting others when they have crossed a line with you?

-Definitely not lmaoooooo. If I confront someone I literally feel bad about it for the rest of my life :)

epiphany: What is your greatest fear?

-Interesting.... hm....I thought of something in the shower some days ago but I forgot lol. But the other thing would be saying something dumb or offensive to Taylor Swift and I think I’d cry myself to sleep every night the rest of my life. Wait jk I remembered it’d be crying in front of an authority figure I’d also think about it for the rest of my life. Not speaking from experience.

betty: What was one of the dumbest things you did at 17?

-Probably apply to a bunch of ivy league schools. Bruh @ me ur essay skills are not strong enough cuz u don’t care.

peace: Do you have any chosen family?

-YES my friends are the best they let me be annoying ❤️

hoax: What shades of a color do you think encapsulates you best?

-Uhhhh light blue? Like chill and kinda faded yk?

the lakes: If you could disappear for a month and run away to somewhere, where would you go?

-Honestly like my apartment. With full stock of food and no other people and many activities and comfortable bed. Sounds like the dream.

Thanks for the ask :)

[ofcmckenna]

new york’s very own mckenna asher was spotted on broadway street in jimmy choo romy pumps . your resemblance to taylor hill is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty-first birthday bash . while living in nyc ,  you’ve been labeled as being materialistic , but also devoted . i guess being a taurus explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be wrists covered in makeup swatches , a perfectly blended halo eye ,  and never being seen without perfectly manicured nails . ( i once made a fake account to expose information about myself just to get more followers ) & ( cis-female & she / her  )  +  ( lia , 19 , she / her , cst . )

hello , loves ! it’s me , lia ( i also play margo ) back again with another trash child that i’m hoping you’ll all love as much as i do <33 i first came up w kenna many years ago and haven’t had the opportunity to write for her in a long long time , so i’m really excited to bring her here ! as always , if you wanna plot go ahead and LIKE THIS and i’ll happily come love you down . if discord is more your jam , hmu there too @ 𝐛𝐛𝐧𝐨$𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥#1904 . love y’all !!! 💕💓💕

S T A T S ↴

-- * FULL NAME : mckenna sophia asher -- * NICKNAME(S) : kenna ( preferred name ), kenny , ken , mick -- * AGE : twenty-one -- * D.O.B : may 10th -- * ZODIAC : taurus -- * GENDER : cis-female -- * ORIENTATION : bisexual biromantic -- * HEIGHT : 5″7 -- * NATIONALITY : american ( has dual citizenship in america and wales ) -- * BIRTHPLACE : colwyn bay , wales -- * OCCUPATION : youtuber / makeup artist -- * TRAITS : devoted , ambitious , hard-working , materialistic , stubborn , patient , sensual , reliable , organized , possessive , imbalanced , attention-seeking

B I O G R A P H Y ↴

honestly i am........ too lazy to make this a nice bio so plz forgive me for settling on bullet points ,, but at least that’s less reading for you !!!!

mckenna’s father is from wales and works as a plastic surgeon for the rich and fabulous and her mother is from new york and works a beautician and stylist for celebrities . together they had 5 children in total , the kid in the very middle being kenna . the family spent most of her childhood living in wales before moving to new york just before mckenna started high school

all of her siblings are really talented . it must be in their genes or something to have an affinity for the arts . her older brother is in a popular band . her older sister is a principal dancer . her younger sister is an incredible painter . and her younger brother is like six so he’s still coming into his own but there’s no doubt that he’ll be a prodigy at something

and what about mckenna ??? well she tried following in her brother’s footsteps by learning a bunch of instruments but none of them clicked . after that she tried to take dance classes with her sister but it was clear to see that she had two-left feet . she could barely draw a perfect circle , so painting like her younger sister was out of the question too . eventually she tried to pursue an acting career , auditioning for tv shows and movies but never booking anything more than a handful of commercials

so she spent a majority of her life feeling pretty inadequate compared to her siblings . she just wanted to be good at something , anything really . and she wanted to be praised for it . luckily , she eventually found her thing . though it was sorta unconventional : kenna figured out that she’s good at makeup . it’s basically an art form in itself and since she had the time on her hands to practice , she got pretty good at it

she started posting her looks on social media , gaining a little bit of attention on her instagram and later even starting a youtube channel ( at the time it was called pinkglitter2234 bc she was like 13 and cringey ). doing makeup and making youtube videos was her new favorite pass time and pretty much all she did throughout high school . kids in her school started recognizing her as “the the girl who talks funny and makes youtube videos” ,, so that’s pretty cool ig

it really wasn’t until her senior year that her channel gained a serious following . by the time she graduated she worked her way up to 1m subscribers and just a few hundred thousand away from having 1m on instagram too . CRAZY . and since youtube had become a serious job to her that she wanted to continue doing , she figured that she’d take a gap year off just to focus on that and building her personal brand . so she moved out and got an apartment in the city , paid for all by herself ( though mommy and daddy’s money certainly helped furnish it with all her lavish stuff ) and got to WORK

that ONE gap year turned into a gap... three years ??? she never applied to university and honestly she doesn’t plan to anytime soon ! her social media career has never been more poppin’ tbh . she has like over 8m subscribers on her main channel ( now called makeupmckenna ) and just a little bit under that on her vlog channel . she’s had various partnerships with different makeup brands , colourpopcosmetics , morphe , and lancôme just to name a few . on her channel she also does fashion / styling videos , which has gained her attention from several brands that have sent her pieces to promote and invited her to see their shows at fashion week and whatnot . big money moves basically !!

okay now for her secret : basically ,, kenna is hard-working don’t get me wrong , but she’s also obsessed with increasing her following and is willing to do anything if it means signal boosting herself and becoming more successful . so basically , at one point she made a fake account that posed as one of her “haters” “exposing” her-- and since no publicity is bad publicity , it got more people talking about her and following her . she even made a sob story youtube video in response to the “hate” she was getting and the rumours that were sparking because of it . the account has since been deleted but that doesn’t mean that the screenshots of the rumours aren’t still circulating the internet . it’s been a few years since the “scandal” but that doesn’t mean that it still doesn’t get talked about from time to time

P E R S O N A L I T Y  &  F U N  F A C T S ↴

personality-wise : kenna is a sweetheart ! at least on the outside ! like she lowkey has selfish motives sometimes when it comes to gaining online popularity , but outside of social media she is genuine and goofy and a good friend i swear . would give you the designer clothes off her back if you’re close to her . also affectionate because she’s from a big family that actually has a healthy relationship with each other ( minus kenna’s minor jealousy she used to harbor as a kid... she’s kinda grown out of it now as a young-adult who’s successful in her own right ) so she loves to love . super materialistic though . loves shiny things and owning the newest trendy stuff . definitely thinks that money can buy happiness and she’s super stubborn so you cannot convince her otherwise . loves attention , will do just about anything to get it but if it doesn’t fit her “pristine girl next door” image then she’ll have to do it in secret . and since she has made a name for herself as being “innocent” , she doesn’t party too much . just not a big fan of that lifestyle

just bc she never went to college DOES NOT MEAN that my girl is dumb  .. she actually likes to keep learning new things by constantly reading and trying out new skills . she’s v much a jack of all trades but a master at none . minus her ability to beat her face and talk to a camera lol

she’s fluent in both english and welsh , and used to have an accent when she was younger but has since taught herself to sound super american . she thinks it makes her more appealing idk

very family orientated and keeps in close contact with her siblings and parents despite the fact that they live all around the world doing their own things

has collabed with loads of famous peeps not just for youtube videos but getting to do their makeup for gigs . she’s gotten to a point in her career where she’s able to bridge the gap between influencer and professional artist y’know what i mean ??

loves dogs . has a dog named tate who frequently makes appearances in her posts :)))

consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine daily

doesn’t know how to drive . doesn’t even have a license or anything and who knows if she’ll ever learn tbh

she’s bisexual but has only come out to her close friends and family . hasn’t outwardly said anything to her following but they can probably make assumptions considering who she’s been seen getting close to . like it’s not a big deal to her , she likes who she likes , but also doesn’t think it’s anyone else’s business besides whoever she’s dating / sleeping with at the time

W A N T E D  C O N N E C T I O N S ↴

EDIT : i have in fact made a wc page so peep that here if ya want ! xox

[gcods]

offiiciium said: 🌻🌻 hewwo 🌻🌻

 🌻---  Oh my so many hdtgsfad~ <33 Okie lets see hmm The dub of the dr3 anime still gives me nightmares & I’m not kidding I have PTSD from that cursed ‘kamukura kamu---’ no plz plz no, I’ll give u my last spaghetti noodle just no--- don’t say that! that’s how you torture me Imma cry :( like 4 years ago when the anime came out n I had to Icon it, I WATCHED THE DUB & omg that legit made me just give up on writing thAT WHOLE MEME I DONT LIKE IT AAAAA & also that Izuru & memes one haha  

🌻--- This is random & about the show outer banks, why are people like JJ & kie came outta nowhere... um, u sure about that hommie??? Like what? if it wasn’t meant to be in the show then what's the point of the ‘did you tell JJ’ line after Jhon b kisses her? WHAT? WHY NOT DID YOU TELL JJ & POPE OR DID YOU TELL THE OTHERS?? NO NO NO--- she asked: did you tell JJ specifically---!  *eyes emoji* like there's so much in the show & people r like that came outta nowhere- no tf it didn’t.  I feel like that one meme of that guy connecting dots hgrdf

🌻--- i’m kinda lonely uwuwu hides in shame grefjs I miss a lot of people from y’know the old days who i used to interact with but never talked to haha bc im a shy loser anyway today seems like the kinda day I’d want it to rain & snuggle up with coffee and blankets and binge watch lots of stuff. I also kinda wanna branch out to other fandoms haha & like imagine --- me making a blog for I dunno Clarke griffin from the 100 (bc omfg is Eliza Taylor so hot 👌👌👌 & also her entire character was done so much injustice I could rage about it FOR LITERALLY FOREVER!) or a really canon divergent Mikoto Misaka or Fate / BNHA / Kiznaviers / Camp camp / Kagerou days--- are they still alive? i dunno but I’m too shy hehe. 

  🌻---  Imma graduate in 5 days aaaaaaaaa omg I’m so happy but scared at the same time bc like idk uyrtegrsfaed the world Is so scary rn & I honestly didn’t think I was gonna make it this far? N now adults will do a complete 180 & expect u to be a fully functional adult idk its scarry n I’m anxious & kinda salty bc hey,,,, we were promised prom & graduation & Ik what's going on but the school's attitude is just so so--- unapologetic kinda lowkey hurts haha. ik there r bigger things going on but still. plus im also gonna be moving near L.A. sometime soon so thats even scarier gbfdsgbh gonna leave people behind aaaa  /// ( ♡. accepting.  /  @offiiciium​ . )

[therewasholyground]

My favorite parts of the reputation stadium tour

miss charli xcx and camila cabello and broods as opening acts (a girl power moment)

why are you so obsessed with me?

I dOnT GivE a DamN bouT My BaD rePUtaTion !!!!

GLOBAL SUPERSTAR TAYLOR SWIFT

He can be my jail(boom)er(boom) burton to this tay(boom)lor(boom)

literally all of idsb live.

Screaming IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THAN I OWE HIM NOTHING

DING !!!!!

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE WOMEN OF THE REPUTATION STADIUM TOUR

the strut during style

The SEAMLESS transition between love story and ybwm

I LOVE YOU AND THAT’S ALL I REALLY KNOW (everything lights up pink!!)

I’m the one who makes you laugh when you know you’re bout to cry CLAP CLAP

KARYN

Taylor screaming “oooohWOAHHH STARRING IN YOUR bad DREAMS. NOBODY TRUSTS MEEEEEEE”

You like the bad ones too. You like the bad one too. You like the bad ones-

the DRUMS IN KOMH OH MY GOD

The OHOHOHOH OHOHOHOH OHOHOHOH OHOHOHOHHHHOHOHH at the very end of komh ❤️

EVERY DELICATE SPEECH

1 2 3 LET’S GO BITCH

Shoutout to that time the cage malfunctioned and Taylor sang a capella

The rainbow theme of shake it off

Seeing all 3 girls dance to shake it off together my heart

It’s gonna be alright CLAP CLAP CLAP

A DIFFERENT SURPRISE SONG EVERY NIGHT WE WERE SO BLESSED

miss taylor swift went through a barricade and held everybody’s hands and yelled hi and told everybody she loved them can u believe she exists

2 huge b stages were everything might I add

Still singing “boys only want love if it’s torture (city name!)”

Giuseppe and taylor right before dress always being cute

Should’ve know the word bout what you did with her would get back to me BAD !!!BLOOD !!!!!

THE HIGH NOTES IN DONT BLAME ME EACH NIGHT. SHE SNAPPED.

Absolutely sobbing over long live/new year’s day and it’s speech I cried so much

“I had the time of my life....with you. Thank you”

The why she disappeared video ahsjdkdkek

Taylor being absolutely adorable during getaway car her DANCING

waving goodbye during getaway car

The confetti falling during ciwyw I’m sad I miss it

IM DOING BETTER THAN I EVER WAS

They didn’t care about the he said she said WEEEEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER. Boom boom boom, boom boom boom

The adorable tantrums and funny movements taylor would do during tiwwchnt I love broadway

HERE’S TO MY REAL FRIENDS (motions to the audience)

The very end where taylor waves to everybody and hugs the dancers so tight and they are all so happy and I could cry right now

The feeling of being at the rep tour and knowing you are at your happy place and you will hold on to this forever

All of the sparkles, so much glitter

The fancy microphones and cute ass costumes

All of the special guests this tour!!!

Taylor all smiley and telling us she loves us all of the time

Meeting internet friends!!! Other swifties are a blessing!!!

The light up wristbands

The whole ass stage production, choreo, pyrotechnics, the whole thing was a masterpiece damn

Shoutout to all of the rain shows!!

The fact that each show got it’s own patch and tour poster

CONFETTTTTTIIIIIII

Just the whole atmosphere I miss the rep tour so much let me cry alone plz

[anti-drowning-drowning-club]

Just some things (in somewhat chronological order):

-WOOOO ! MUSIC !

-nobody likes my music

- “DEPRESSING MUSIC??? HA YOU FOOLS”  *everyone cries*

- “man. i hate taylor swift” *screams all the lyrics in every song*

- chinken nunggets 

- “aha hey look the hotel has a gender neutral restroom” -litterally EVERYONE

- **blows all my money on chocolate milk, mac n cheese, and goldfish*

- i want to go to school plz

- unnecessary stress stress steess stress w hy *face breaks out* i wanT to cLaW it oF

- what the fuck charli why are you so indecisive 

- ahh i  mi s s   y o u

- you smell so good ggh ?? ACTUalluY Like fucking magical flower gardens 

- wow, smooth, charli - nice going 

- h e ck

- wowie this suit is tight

- *pours water on myslef and watches it bead off like a duck*

- haiku: quack goose geese honk duck

I cant move my arms are stuck

Really, i cant breathe

- i can mcfucking do this  ( later) * o u ch

- crying in front of all my friends when i listen to your voice

- what the hell charli s t o p

- why am i so emotional ?? I dont even like ed sheeran that much 

- smol wriggly wrolly boi ! ^-^ !

- this sOng make a me a ha ppy !

- aaaA you’re so cUTe wowie 

- I am a rainbow goldfish. 

- breadsticks?? Hell yEs *eats like 8+*

- tHe crOc     so majestic 

- “charli, what’s that website youre always on?”  *remebers “isnt tumblr for gay people? -brinley 2k18”* uuhhhh 

- i havent had one of those little ice cream cup thingys since like 3rd grade 

- *wi g G L e*

- w hy did i buy so much chocolate milk ??

- “just dont drink it all you will litterally die” haha jokes on you *runs to the fridge*

- i. Miss. You.

- i miss my doggo ;-;

- did i mention you smell good??

- i want to hug you please this isnt fair

- i cant even look into your eyes without looking away because theyre just tOo   b e au t i ful

- crying myslef to sleep

- hating myself because i cant do anything to help you ngghh

- hugging myself and pretending its someone/ any o n e  else telling me its ok

- i cant breathe

- what’s going to happen ? ? 

- what if i cant protect them and i lose one of them and i c a nt do anything and its mY fault 

- i dont want to sleep because im afraid of what my dreams will tell me

- its no t  FA i r

- i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you

- ple a s e  pleasse p L e A s E

- im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry

- ahah goodmorning every muscle in your body hurts because you didnt stretch you dumb fuck 

- 2 more days.

- he c k   My choccy milk

- you got this - just don’t add like,,, 20 seconds like last time

- aha aye you should post this shit no one wants to see it might make you feel beeter      w h at 

[an-exotic-writer]

1/? same anon on the shame Dawson ask) but uhhhhh goodboi!hoseok whomst always go to school, teachers pet, has the best grades amongst his peers (Also maybe has a crush badgirl!reader but whomst knows). You sit next to him in class, (occasionally glances towards u when ur asleep, he grumbles about how ur gonna “fail ur classes” but he lowkey👀admires ur sleeping fACE). SO, he’s all shy when you’re in the room, he’d be laughing at a joke jungkook would say & when u walk in he’s suddenly quiet

2/? He’s getting all fidgety b/c you’re there, in the room. (He also knows you fight, maybe in a gang??? He doesn’t to now but he doesn’t like that :( he doesn’t want u to get huRT). Sometimes he’ll see bruise marks on ur thigh (he’s nOt a pervert), a cut lip (maybe busted?) and a cut on ur cheek. IM RANTING AND EMO, THERE ISNT ENOIGH FOR ME TO EXPLAIN HOW I FEEL ABOUT GOODBOI!hoseok & BADGIRL!reader, PLZ H E L P

well shit dude. you just had send this to me and you just had to make this sickeningly adorable and *cues taylor swift look what you made me do - AND I DON’T EVEN LIKE THE SONG*

hoseok didn’t know what emotions were or how they functioned with the human body. to be honest, hoseok only knew the generic ones like being happy when you get to eat your favorite food or do what you like. being sad when you’re not able to get what you want and feeling like shit because you can’t just run out of pizza what the fuck. being angry and disappointed when one of your friends back out on a plan that you were really looking forward to see. yes, he’s eyeing kim taehyung and jeon jungkook super hard if he could.

then one day, a certain someone (you) came into his life (you), took a seat beside him (you) and taught him what it was like to have your heart beat really fast without giving him a reason to (you). it could be the simplest thing of offering him a smile when he lent you a pencil or a major thing to beating the shit out of the person that tore his notes in half and you made sure that person was so sorry that he had to get on his knees to beg for forgiveness not from you but from him. during the whole time he can’t even focus on anyone else but you and that’s what keeps him up at night: thinking about you.

hoseok wasn’t much of a fidgeter but with you around, honey, someone replaced those fidget toys and get yourself a jung hoseok. he can’t help himself, either. it’s a natural instinct for his body to react this way whenever you’re in the same room as him, let alone be beside him every monday, wednesday and friday. he swears on everything he owns, he’s a hundred percent sure you’re going to fail your classes but instead of waking you up when you fall asleep he... stares. how pretty you look with your eyes fluttered shut, baby hair falling over them as the breaths of air you take in, exhales out the syllables hoseok wants to breathe in and tell you how he feels.

but it’s not easy.

it’s almost impossible. he could chat up a room with his group of friends, crack multiple jokes and set the mood but the second you join in, he shuts up in fear he’ll say anything stupid. he’s envious of how anyone you talk to suddenly looks like they’re in love with you and he’s one of them. how your aura just dominates the atmosphere and all light is on you especially when you smile and when - “hobi! you in there?!”

he groans and sits up from his bed, looking at the door before he answers.

“go away, jungkook! you said you were going to come two hours ago! i don’t want to watch that stupid movie anymore!”

“open up! i have someone here with me that needs your help! i’ve got somewhere to be!”

hoseok feels his gut dropping to his gut when he hears - “it’s okay, hobi! we’ll just go to jin’s!”

the door opens in a blink of an eye and jungkook smirks when hoseok’s all flustered and unable to speak. on cue, hoseok holds you up and jungkook doesn’t even wait as he makes a run for it. hoseok does shout for him, mumbles a few profanities after but ultimately grows quiet when you’re there with him. you whistle and wave a hand in front of his face, capturing him back to earth as his wide eyes look at you.

“y-yeah?”

“if you don’t mind, could you possibly...” your voice trails to your neck and you have never seen hoseok lose the color on his face so fast before.

“y/n! you’re bleeding!”

“means your eyes work fine, hobi. that’s great-”you can’t even finish teasing him when he hauls you over to the bathroom and he’s a mess. but a cute one. with just his plain shirt and slacks on, with his round glasses staying on his nose, he nudges you to sit on the counter as he fumbles around for the first aid kit. chuckling, you get comfortable and lean back on the mirror, dangling feet for casualty.

he stands firmly in front of you and he pops the box open, then his hands freeze. like his mind went blank.

“i... y/n i...”

“you look like you’re going to pass out. and i’m the one bleeding here,” you snort, leaning closer to him and hoseok swallows thickly when he comes face to face with you.

“you alright?”

hoseok robotically nods and looks away, hands hovering over the things he knows inside out and in order of what he should do but it’s like his mind sucks at being his mind. everything is black, replaced with the image of you even though you’re right fucking there and his heart is taking off to the heaven’s.

“maybe you might want to start with the antiseptic? to cleanse the wound?”

hoseok feels his soul returning to him when you smile.

“r-right,” 

it’s a slow process, but it’s one that starts to pick up in pace when (ironically enough) you’re the one directing him on what to do. he’s gentle, for the most part, fingers daintily moving against your skin and him apologizing every now and then when you hiss in pain. when he has everything sealed up and bandaged for you, this is where hoseok gathers the courage to ask when curiosity gets the best of him.

“y-y/n,”

“hoseok,”

“no, i have a question,” he looks up, after shutting the first aid kit.

you nod with a grin, arms crossed over your chest. “hit me,”

you confused the poor boy.

“s-sorry?”

“i mean, sure. you can ask me anything,”

“well... how did you know all that?”

“all of what?”

“just now when... when i was treating your wound,” hoseok exhales deeply and breathes when you won’t take your eyes off of him. he’s turning red at an alarming rate but for some reason, you still find this adorable. you should probably not look at him but hey, he’s pretty good looking.

“yeah?”

he coughs and tears his eyes away from you before he builds enough courage to look at you again.

“you kept reading out formulas,”

“sorry, it’s a habit whenever i get treated. i sound smarter that way,”

“...but those are the hardest ones,”

“hey, just because i sleep doesn’t mean i can’t hear,”

now you’ve made him lose his shit.

“n-no! i didn’t mean that you were-i was just-oh my god y/n i’m sorry i was-”

“hey, calm down,” you put your hand on his shoulders to root him down but you’re not sure if he’s keeping quiet because it calms him down or if you’ve just made him braindead.

“i was kidding. but i meant it when i said i sounded smarter that way,” you laugh, carefully pushing his glasses back to its original spot before you pat his shoulder and hop off the counter. as you make your way out of the bathroom,  he chokes on his saliva when - “so what movie are we going to watch?”

there is no way hoseok was going to survive the night.

[mariestherapeutics]

4 Different Tags:

I was tagged by @dandelionder, @promisesox, @ch3nch4ny3xol, and @dearbhail132, all great friends that you all should get to know if you haven’t already! Thanks for remembering me in my absence. :)

List the top 10 songs you’ve been listening to lately and then tag 10 mutuals.

Justin Bieber - Mistletoe

Ariana Grande - Santa Tell Me

Wham! - Last Christmas

Sara Barreilles - Love Is Christmas

Evlis Presley - Can’t Help Falling In Love With You

Mindy Gledhill - I Do Adore

Adib Sin - From Here (ft Cae)

[Osomatsu-san OST] Chibita’s Oden

Mars Argo - Using You

EXO - Christmas Day

As you can see, I’ve been in a Christmas mood. xD

Nicknames: Tiff, Tiffy, Tiff-Tiff, Little Tiff (by my mom)

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Gemini

Height: 5'3″ and hopefully still growing

Time: 11:01 AM

Birthday: June 9

Favorite Bands: EXO, One Ok Rock, Backstreet Boys

Favorite Solo Artists: Zhang Yixing, Kris Wu, Taylor Swift, and many grunge artists

Last Movie Watched: The Ratter (highly recommend if you wanna be paranoid the rest of your life)

Last show watched: Stranger Things (TV), Osomatsu-san (Anime)

When did I create this blog: Uhhh sometime three years ago?

What do I post: EXO fanfiction (and my side blogs vary)

Do you have other blogs?: Oui, though @karamatsu-sgirl is the only one open to public.

Do you get asks?: Yeah, since people request and comment on my fics. <3 Love asks btw since I’m a lonley writer. ;;

Why did you choose your url?: alliwriteisexo was chosen since I’m exclusively and EXO writer, but I changed it to Tiffany’s Therapeutics for many reasons.

Following: 214 (I should probably filter these lol)

Followers: 2,308 (you’re all so kind, ty for being here while I’m gone ;; )

Favorite colors: Orange, pastel colors, any shade of blue atm

Average hours of sleep: like 7-ish

Lucky number: 7

Instruments: Planning to buy a chromatic harmonica to play songs

What I am wearing: Simple tee and jeans (just came back from the hospital for an echosound)

How many blankets I sleep with: Three in every season

Dream Job: Not sure anymore

Dream trip: Ahhh anywhere touristy tbh, I just wanna go somewhere and take lots of pictures

Favorite food: Hmm spaghetti?

Nationality: Caucasian and Filipina

Favorite song: I’ve been trying with these favorite things but this is one I can never truly settle on xD sorry

I’m a very simple person. And boring, unfortunately.

Rules: Answer 30 questions then tag 20 blogs (EDIT: As I was going through this I realized I answered a lot of these in the tags above so I just took them out.)

Time: 11:12 Am now

Song stuck in my head: OOHYO - Pizza and Boston - More Than A Feeling

Last thing googled: the girl who cooked an egg in her vagina

Wow, that grew short fast.

Alphabet Tag - Answer the questions according to the alphabet.

a. age: 17


b. birthplace: somewhere in America


c. current time: now it’s 11:17 AM


d. drink you last had: water


e. easiest person to talk to: my older sister and bff


f. favorite song: mehh it changes too much


g. grossest memory: uhh i used to have really bad bowel problems when i was young and once pooped my pants in public and i had to walk around in it until my parents noticed-- hey you asked for gross ok


h. hogwarts house: gryffindor


i. in love: yes


j. jealous of people: no


k. killed someone: ;)


l. love at first sight or should i walk by again: love at first sight but plz, walk by again so i can have another excuse to check you out


m. middle name: marie


n. number of siblings: 3


o. one wish: for guidance


p. person you last called: a photographer for my school bc they don’t accept yearbook photos outside of that studio and it was dumb and expensive so i just opted out


q. question you are always asked: why are you so short? are you lesbian? why are you so cringe?


r. reasons to smile: everything c:


s. song you last sang: idek my memory is sh*t


t. time you woke up: 6:30 AM for my appointment


u. underwear color: blue


v. vacation destination: uhhh vegas?


w. worst habit: //a minute before the assignment is due// “I can wait another 59 seconds to get this done”


y. your favorite food: spaghetti atm


x. xrays: when i broke my wrist a few months ago and today, for my heart (does that count?)


z. zodiac sign: gemini

These were actually fun to answer! Also, I won’t be tagging anyone since all of these added together would result in 50+ people and that’s just evil, but if any of you guys would like to do these, feel free to do it without asking. <3 I really miss you all and wish I could write for the fandom again. ;;

[kidswithhats]

rupauls drag race s9e06 thoughts

thought this would be the week i didnt write my thoughts a few hours before ht enext episode BUT its finals week so that was fucking dumb, also fair warning im only going to comment on ONE madonna look bc HONESTLY having another madonna night was foolish

aja: doing alyssa edwards was a bad idea, like it was JUST a bad idea, violet chachki did it, and she did it well, dont recycle that idea

alexis michelle: her liza was funny, i feel like i wouldve hought it was funnier if i was older and actually understood the references, BUT i was born in 97 SO whatre you gonna do

cynthia lee fontaine: urtbiewabqeiuwqbvqwovuqb i fucking TOLD yall last season that cynthia was just a mid seasons queen and the she wasnt meant to win LIKE its JUST destiny plz

farrah moan: gigi gorgeous was a DUMB choice, like i really thought it was gigi hadid for a while bc it just said gigi and she looked like a blonde white woman; even if it had been clear that i was gigi gorgeous theres like no comedy to be drawn that doesn’t rely on the fact that gigi has had an ever evolving identity from gay man to straight trans woman to lesbian trans woman which is FINE but i dont see how your going o make her funny without being lesbophobic or transphoic

nina bonina brown: i YELLED she really did like several layers of imitation makeup like imitating a woman imitating a man imitating a woman like WHAT queen

peppermint: what she did to cynthia was not only cruel, but GRUESOME like she really took a knife to cynthias scalp LIKE she’s never gonna get eliminated unless she does something unforgivable but her nene made me soooooooooooooooo sad like she couldve just said wig after every sentence and ru probably wouldve enjoyed it LIKE lbr

sasha velour: CUTE her german accent was cute, I thought her judith butler was funny hyewbevqouyvberoqyhubvroq

shea coulee: BITCH yes i loved her naomi campbell i was PISSED she wasnt in the higher end, she had the look DOWN and i jsut also I ADORED HER RUNWAY

trinity taylor: amanda lepore was an odd choice? super gay LMAO im starting to warm up to her? still not a fan, BUT i dont hate ha anymore

valentina: TBH her character was not THAT hilar, BUT she did A LOT with a character who literally has one aspect and thats losing and being embarassed on tv

STOP DOING SHIT WITH MADONNA like i know im too young to get it and whatever and i AGREE madonna had IMPACT but shes OVER with the children S T O P  T R Y I N G  T O  M A K E  M A D O N N A  R U N W A Y S  H A P P E N the fact that people keep doing the same outfits means she doesn’t that many iconic looks AND THAT OKAY cher is really the only one who has enough to disperse among 10 queens LETS BE REAL. the guest judge was denis o hare (which, okay? like i know ahs is basically a gay show now, but hes not even super important to the show like jessica lange or sarah paulson) and candis cayne (which, i mean, i guess. shes part of the community and she DOES do a bunch of shit w/ logo/wow/rupaul/drag race)