#Ted’s notebook

[wafflesrisa]

Ted: “Leo are you happy? One woof for yes, two woofs for no.”

Leo Leclerc: “woof!”

Ted: “He is happy.”

[pitlanearchive]

Ted Kravitz discusses how Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton’s number 1 mechanics have been switched from 2015 to 2016.

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[ildiavoloro55o]

Ted picking up the confetti as a memoriam for this race. So real. I would do the same.

[goldenboots1]

I just came back and Ted’s notebook is on and they are talking about cocain? WTF?

[dizzyduck44]

Sorry. Did Andrea just give Lando a kiss?

[flo55i]

don’t worry it’s just the Australian’s walking around the paddock at Suzuka with glasses of wine

[comraderoscoes]

really enjoying watching anthony as he travels the world to watch his 40 year old son at his new job, record every second of it on his phone even tho the cameras are already filming, be at every barrier to meet lewis for a hug and a kiss, get swamped by ferrari mechanics in the garage as they celebrate, and seemingly give free counselling sessions to any driver who wants it 😭

[eirianerisdar]

Ted just stopped James Allison leaving the paddock with a bubble-wrapped nose cone over his shoulder

Ted then persuaded James to show him what was inside the cone

To which James said on live TV: "Oh I don't know, it might be where we keep all our cocaine."

JAMES ALLISON THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

[corviiids]

akeshu girlies where they get bubble tea and akechi yaps the entire fucking time

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“Hey, is that Akechi-chan?”

“What’s she doing hanging around the transfer student? Do you think she’s investigating her?”

“Oh my god. Do you think if I commit a crime, she’d investigate me too?”

“Perhaps I should have worn a hat,” Akechi says jauntily.

She loops her arm through Ren’s to lead her to the train station. The chatter around the school increases in volume. No hat could save them now, not that it could have before. Ren tries to sink further into her collar. If Akechi had actually wanted to fly under the radar, she wouldn’t have brought her monogrammed messenger bag.

Apparently tuning out the gossip, and transparently faking it, Akechi clicks on her phone. “Do you like milk tea?” she asks. “I feel I at least owe you a drink for drawing so much attention to you outside your school. There’s a place nearby which does an Earl Grey topped with creme brulee pudding. I quite like Western tea, to be honest. It’s fragrant. Shall we go?”

Ren hasn’t gotten in a single fucking word yet.

They get on the train. Akechi sits before Ren can even think about it.

“Oh, sorry,” she says pleasantly. “I’ve been on my feet all day. You’re lucky you can wear flat shoes, you know. I know the kitten heels don’t look too daunting, but spend a day in them… It’s murder, Amamiya-chan. But you can sit on my lap, if you like. You don’t look heavy.”

Ren shakes her head. Her knuckles are white around the loop handle.

Akechi glances up at her hand and smiles. Ren wishes she had Joker’s gloves.

“Your leggings are too big,” Akechi points out sweetly. “They tend to sag a bit at the knees. Did you know?”

Ren pulls them up again. She misses Joker’s trousers.

The milk tea shop is a hole-in-the-wall type in a quiet suburb about fifteen minutes from Shibuya station. Akechi leads Ren through the twisting streets, past a small convenience store and a stall that only seems to sell succulents. Ren nearly misses the little awning when they find it, stumbling before she can run into Akechi’s back.

“What luck,” Akechi says, “we still have an hour before they close. Have a look at the menu, Amamiya-chan, unless you’d like me to choose for you?”

Ren shakes her head again, but Akechi is gazing into the kitchen. Someone inside seems to spot her and calls, “Good afternoon, Akechi-chan! Thank you for coming back again. You’ve brought a friend?”

“I have,” Akechi says merrily. “Do you have any recommendations for me today, Shimada-san?”

“You order something new every time, Akechi-chan. I don’t know your tastes. You’d be better off throwing a dart!”

Akechi laughs. “Then I’ll get the Earl Grey,” she says. “I’d hit it subconsciously, because I like it so much.” She looks back at Ren. “My treat, of course,” she says smoothly. “Have you decided?”

“I don’t really like milk tea,” says Ren.

The cream top Oolong isn’t as sweet as the look of surprise and mild embarrassment that crosses Akechi’s face, but Ren likes it fine anyway.

[wafflesrisa]

Tifosi touching the toes of Carlos’ boots on the pit wall like he’s a patron saint in a cathedral

[ildiavoloro55o]

Ferrari giving Ted Kravitz a birthday cake awwww

[wisteriagoesvroom]

"oscar you've overturned a 20+ point deficit since melbourne to be second in the championship" i know that's right

[carrioncider]

bastard's box more like bastard's Ball

[ummick]

mick schumacher in the paddock after qualifying, miami - may 3, 2025

[vetteldixon]

"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time." ⃗ Ted Kravitz on the symbolism of the sakura blossoms on the Haas livery at the 2025 Japanese Grand Prix in his Race Notebook.

[enumchase]

old men office romance