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Johnny is NOT stupid because he doesn’t know what a dinosaur is. In the 1890s American education wasn’t standardized and dinosaurs and evolution theory wouldn’t have been taught at most schools in the Bible Belt, which Kentucky is a part of. But he IS a dropout / delinquent. I beg of you do not confuse his issues with authority with being less intelligent
#johnny joestar#sbr#steel ball run#my posts#im not kidding when I say johnny is probably like the third smartest of the joestars. I will put some respect on your name Mr joekid#Johnny DOES throw away school textbooks because he thought they were boring. He talks shit to Dr. Ferdinand and fully kills Valentine#if u pay attention to the fights johnny is actually extremely tactical. at least when he’s not panicking#and I KNOW it’s because people are tired of the ‘gyro is stupid’ posts but why does johnny have to be stupid??#why do either of them need to be???#well. the answer is fandom and simplification of character dynamics but. I will not kick the hornets nest any further
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?




#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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Look I'm gonna put my two cents in on the 'everyone knowing Clark is Superman' thing. Do I have anything new to add, don't know, but I understand passing so here are some things I know:
First of all, even if Clark was bad at hiding his alieness, people wouldn't know. Trust me, I have been mistaken for Christian (despite giving no evidence that I was) a lot, just because I'm not what people stereotypically expect look-wise from a person of my actual religion. It's not even that I'm so far from the expectation, but Christianity is the norm so what else could I be? I am Christian until proven otherwise, white until proven otherwise. And Clark is human until proven otherwise. People are constantly making assumptions, so unless Clark straight up flies into the Daily Planet building, no, no one is going to notice.
Second of all, Clark wouldn't be bad at hiding, he's been hiding his whole life. If people find out, it's not just Clark's family at risk, but his own life, and rights. So, yeah, I think him being an alien is important enough to keep under wraps.
I get why people like the trope, and to be honest, I hadn't thought of it much until these recent conversations. At the end of the day, people like to think they are smart enough to figure it out. And you feel special, knowing a big secret like that, you feel important. I think it's also part of it is this savior narrative that makes people feel good about themselves, like when people say they would've helped escaping black slaves or hid Jews during the Holocaust (by the way, some of these people are absolutely lying). Obviously those are much more extreme examples, but eh I'm tired. And keeping a secret is a much more accessible way (less bravery involved) to be a decent person.
Yuup I think people forget the context that when you're attempting to clock someone as "x identity" you're pulling from a well of biases that are probably pretty limited. I'm assumed several types of Asians before what I actually am, especially when I'm in America but certainly not limited to there. The "Clark is human until proven otherwise" part is on the money. It's why I can't stand MAWS!Jimmy apparently figuring out Clark is a super-powered alien from breaking things constantly. Regardless of how ridiculous that characterization is for Clark (he should've gotten his powers in control by that age), is concluding that he's an alien really the next logical step? How about "huh we live in an ass apartment if things keep breaking" or "your shoes broke again? you gotta stop buying cheap ones".
I've said it before but it bears repeating, these "Everyone Knows Clark is Superman/undocumented immigrant" hcs always de-center Clark's personal life for the sake of an allyship narrative. Clark has been hiding his alien side since childhood. There's no way he wouldn't be good at hiding it by adulthood, especially considering the very real risks that even his adoptive parents understood when they forged documents to keep him safe.
Yup to that last bit too. Similarly I think readers feel confident with their metatextual knowledge of knowing who Clark and Superman are so they feel it's obvious and are frustrated when characters in Superman's context don't. And they want to prove they could be better. It's the self gratification at the expense of a lot of Clark's characterization and basic logic.
#askjesncin#jesncin dc meta#i got the word “savior” from this ask while answering another ask like YES that's the word to place this mindset behind these hcs#if u study a lot of “shaming closeted ppl” narratives you'll find the marginalized chara acts illogical for the sake of allies to come in#and prove themselves allies or call them out for being closeted to begin with. maws is textbook example of this
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Genuinely i wonder how common it is to hallucinate / perceive things oddly / have a notably altered perception of things
#alda rambling#I feel like no one ever talks about it near me so I don't know#If its just that no one else feels it or I'm the only one freaking out about it#Maybe everyone or many ppl feel the way I feel and I'm the only person who can't handle it#Or very few people feel how I feel and I'm repressing it to fit in#Isn't there some kind of group for this. Do I have to join reddit. I don't want to join reddit#I've definitely talked about it before but ahaha. No answers you see. So I continue#(If you have experience with this I'd appreciate a line xo )#I mean. I'm a textbook case of Keeping It To Myself#But also I fear I have main character syndrome#Which makes me think I'm faking everything and I'm just a normal gal who needs attention#But isn't THAT a bit of a mental hypochondriac thing too?#So am I faking for attention or is it real because of a need for attention#Either way I lose lmao so that means it must be real#No but seriously. If you have experience with this I'd love a reach-out it does have me slightly freaked out.
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teaching Japanese is bringing back flashbacks of how HARD it was to learn beginner japanese. I totally forgot how bewildering it was to me at first that there was no simple way of saying "and." Like the word for "and" changes in Japanese depending on (among other things) what part of speech you're combining ("cute and pretty" uses a different 'and' than "desk and chair" or "running and jumping").
Like this is a non-issue for me now. I don't have to stop and think "which 'and' do I use?" But 10 years ago I absolutely made a pact with myself to just never combine 2 or more words in a Japanese sentence because it seemed impossible
#Japanese#Nihongo restart#Langblr#And i think it's nice to teach japanese as a non-native speaker because#Ive only ever been taught by native speakers and they would just not answer my questions if it wasnt in the textbook#Which made japanese seem so much more mysterious like maybe you#COULDNT say “and”?? i realize now my question probably just didnt make sense to them since they didnt know english#But if my student asks me im gonna be like gurl listen there are answers and you can have one of them as a treat for now#But the others WILL come and they might be hard at first but youll get through it i promise
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Girls how are we dealing with the horrors
#drop y’all’s coping skills in the comments#HEALTHY ones#like don’t tell me to go get drunk to cope that is the last thing I need to be doing#ya I could easily come up with my own very textbook rehab/mental hospital graduate answer bc I’ve heard it all a billion times#but I want to hear what helps y’all
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I'm using two different Latin textbooks currently, which is actually quite helpful because they both explain the same concepts in slightly different ways and I feel like it's giving me a fuller understanding of the material, plus of course it gives me twice the exercises and slightly different vocabulary to play around with.
And I do like both of them! But one of them teaches the cases nominative-genitive-dative-accusative-ablative, and the other one teaches them nominative-accusative-genitive-dative-ablative, and as someone just barely starting to get a handle on the case system it's breaking my brain a little to switch between them.
#obviously for the sake of memorizing them properly i'm picking one order and sticking with it#but i have to double- and triple-check the answer key for the 'wrong' textbook to make sure i've gotten my cases right#even though i put them in a different order than the key does
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#dominic sessa#*interview#my gifs#a scorpio textbook answer from a scorpio kingie#i have no choice but to stan#please someone cast him in a horror movie real quick
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[vibrating slightly, not unlike a heavily caffeinated chihuahua] hello, respectable Raven expert. do you have the time, means and brain juice to infodump at me about Azarath? I am in a hell of my own creation (possessed by a post canon fanfic idea, I'm sure you've managed to catch that from my deranged ramblings in your replies earlier this week) and I don't know how much lore I'm gonna need from Raven's past. Backstory. Stuff. I remember bits and bobs from the show but y'know. You prolly know all manner of juicy bits from beyond it.
That I do, my friend!
So here's the thing: there are a few different versions of canon, and what I consider to be the biggest tone in Raven's upbringing in the comics (they feared and hated her) was directly contradicted by Arella's words to her in the cartoon ("you always had the love of your people" and a "home here [in Azarath]").
But if you're asking for MY take, I've chosen to ignore that line in the cartoon entirely, because they never developed it. The comics, on the other hand, had an entire 20-page issue about it!
(And in the Daughter of Darkness miniseries there's an entire conversation about it, but it's just a couple of panels and it retcons some things that I've also elected to ignore.)
So let's start with what you already know if you're planning a post-canon Teen Titans '03 cartoon series-based fanfic:
Raven was born in Azarath.
When Raven was born, "they looked into [her] future." A prophecy was built upon this, likely what Arella references when she says "It was too late for Earth, just as it was too late for Azarath."
Raven was born to be "a portal" to bring Trigon to Earth.
She was "protected by the monks of Azarath".
Arella tells her those lines about "love of your people" and "a home here."
And that's about all we've got.
(This show, for all its glory, really didn't do much with backstory......)
But if you're anything like me, that's not enough to work with! That doesn't sate your desperate hunger for information and character exploration!
So if you want to follow me on a journey across comic canons and continuities, delving into ~45 years of Teen Titans history, let's go!
It's time to play in my favorite sandbox.
Before we begin: Raven's backstory comes with some heavy tw's, namely for attempted infanticide, attempted suicide, heavily implied sexual assault, and like... emotional neglect? Is that a thing you tw for??? It's Heavy, whatever way you slice it.
Alright, SO! The first thing you need to know about Raven's comic book history is that, so far, it spans about four and a half decades-- that's nearly HALF A CENTURY of stories! There have been times when she wasn't there (dead at the time, mostly), but even the same writer has given her a few different backgrounds.
The original is my favorite. It's the one that's explored the most in-depth, it's the most deliciously angsty, and the one that developes important elements of Raven's childhood, especially Azar.
This was all written in Tales of the New Teen Titans #2. It was part of a four-issue miniseries that existed solely to explore the Titans' origin stories! #2 was 100% solely about Raven.
The vast majority of it takes place in Azarath. I was so tempted to grab some panels for you, but I have all the quotes I need memorized anyways. If you want, you can read it here:
(This is optional, especially if you plan on leaning into the fact that the cartoon DOES differ from the comics. Take what you like and leave the rest; that's the fun part about a franchise with so many different canons, if you ask me!)
But you asked me for an infodump, not a link, and I am eager to oblige.
There's so much I could talk about! But the biggest points that I think could serve in a story are these:
Even from infancy, Raven was taught to suppress her emotions.
This was taken to an extreme level. She was even TAKEN AWAY FROM HER MOTHER so she wouldn't feel those mother-daughter emotions.
Raven was raised instead by Azar, who was the High Priestess to the Azaratheans, their leader, but more importantly, "she was the only one who treated [Raven] like [she] was something special." She calls Raven "my dear Raven" in one panel, which is exceedingly warm compared to the way the other Azaratheans treat her.
Raven's birth caused chaos and destruction throughout Azarath, and for this and her father's identity, the Azaratheans hated and feared Raven. Many were convinced she was evil.
One man was so desperate to get Raven out of Azarath, he tried to kill her as a baby.
Trigon saved her when Juris tried to cast her into limbo. The man was killed in the blast.
Raven wasn't allowed to play as a child; she was trained instead, taught how to use her powers (especially, in the comics, those of an empath and "traveling between the dimensions", i.e. basically teleporting).
She was constantly told that if she didn't control her emotions, control her powers, control Trigon's influence over her, she'd unleash Trigon on the world and he'd end all life forever.
No pressure. /s
Azar died when Raven was 10 years old. Now that she had been taught how to control her emotions ("if you do not TEMPT her"), she was allowed to see her mother.
But her mother was AFRAID of her. On her deathbed, Azar had told Arella not to fear her, but Arella apparently couldn't help it.
The Azaratheans had never told her who her father is. (Implicitly, she didn't know why she had these powers, or why she had to be raised this way, or why everyone was afraid of her.)
Raven met Trigon sometime between age 10 and 18. (I suspect it was age 13, because in the panels between Azar's death and this event, Arella mentions "For the past three years", and there's no other indication of time.)
Basically, Trigon summoned Raven out of Azarath and into the interdimensional limbo, Arella followed, Trigon humiliated her, and Raven tried to defend her mother, but wound up getting her soul zapped by Trigon, who "baptized" her in his, uhh... "essence." (I'm not gonna touch the verbiage there.)
Trigon let Raven and Arella go back to Azarath, but Raven literally asks Arella Who That Was. Was He Really Her Father?
Arella, apparently, could only hold her and cry.
...whew. It's not a happy story. (But it's Raven we're talking about. These things rarely end happily for her...)
That list got longer than I meant it to, oops. There's a Lot Happening in those 20 pages.
Before the backstory miniseries came out, there was also a bit of backstory in some of the very earliest issues of New Teen Titans (1980), but that mostly focused on Arella and how she met Trigon.
Tl;dr on that, Arella was a foster child who felt unloved by the families that took her in, and she turned to the occult. She somehow got wrapped up in a group actually practicing those things. (The 80's comics didn't get into How but later comics did, more on that in a moment). They performed a ritual Bride-of-Satan style, Trigon was who they summoned, and Arella was the bride. And then, well, Raven happened. (She had changed her mind when she saw what Trigon really was. Trigon didn't. He forced it.)
Arella was tormented though, and after trying to get help and not being given any, she tried to commit suicide in an alleyway. Strangers came to her, and they took her to Azarath. (Arella thought she was in Heaven.)
Now here's where it gets... fucky. Come about 2003, right when our beloved cartoon series is starting, a comics writer by the name of Geoff Johns takes on the Teen Titans for the first time in his career (and god, I wish it had been the last). The relevance to Raven is especially in that he added quite a lot of detail to Arella's backstory.
He mostly added that Arella was in fact being abused in her foster homes, implied she was a rebel child, and added details about Arella being uncomfortable during her pregnancy (I believe he was the one who wrote in that panel where Arella's being held down and begging the people there to kill her).
He also added the specifics of how Arella got involved in the cult: She had run away from home, come to a "Church", and drank some water they had. The people who ran the church found her, and inducted her.
Geoff Johns added a LOT to the Teen Titans stories, so you can feel free to take or leave what he did. I won't deny that his revival brought our favorite team back to the forefront of DC's lineup, but he also made my NOTP canon in the most shoehorned way I could've imagined. (A morgue, Johns? Really?)
But that's a tangent for another essay entirely.
A handful of real-life years after that (or before that? The site I'm looking at says it was in 2001, but I didn't read it until like... 2006?), there was an issue of, I believe, Legends from the DC Universe that touched on Raven's backstory a bit.
Relevant to this question, it added that when she was 15, the very first time she came to Earth, she was so overwhelmed (by all the chaotic emotions, via empathy), she had to flee back to Azarath and was unconscious for "seven passings". (What's a passing? Is that an hour? A day? I have no idea. But it's implied to be A Long Time, Arella seems pretty concerned about it.)
For awhile, Raven's backstory mostly went unaddressed unless Trigon was involved.
(And comic writers really LOVE involving Trigon in a Raven story. Most of them try to re-do the Terror of Trigon storyline from around 1984, the New Teen Titans comic book storyline that the season 4 arc of the show was based on! It was epic; there was the prophecy, Azarath's destruction, lots of mystical craziness.)
((But as with many pieces of media, the original version in the comics was by far the best. I think the cartoon is the only successful adaption of that I've seen, besides maybe Justice League vs. Teen Titans but Azar's not even really mentioned unless I want to extrapolate "Mother of Azarath" being a call to her, so they lose points for that. I'm only half joking. At least the cartoon included the rings of Azar, even if they're not NEARLY as important as they were in the original...!))
Fast forward a few years in real-time. New52 did some fuckery with Azarath being a place Trigon ruled, but we don't acknowledge New52 here. It was a mess and the New52 Teen Titans comic was... not great. The Villains Month event also had an issue that hinted at a hero named Alezandra and a different origin story between Arella and Trigon, but that story thread NEVER got picked up to my knowledge.
In the DCAMU (DC Animated Movie Universe), specifically in Justice League vs. Teen Titans, Raven tells a backstory similar to the prior comics in a lot of ways, but she adds in that she didn't "fit it" on Azarath, and she had been aware enough of Trigon being her father ("the monster that created me") that she could summon him to Azarath. (In hopes of understanding more.) She also spent an indeterminate amount of time in his realm. (Hell, implicitly, I think?) And then she trapped him in a crystal and left him there.
In that Daughter of Darkness miniseries I mentioned (one of three Raven-centric miniseries), she tells her school friends about her childhood, and she says there were no other children, and no books. I choose to disregard this, personally, because:
1.) Raven had to have learned how to read SOMEWHERE. Sure, the miniseries says she was barely taught English, and I've always interpreted her diction in the 80's comics to be that of someone who's not used to speaking aloud, but especially if we're leaning heavily on the cartoon, Raven reads voraciously. It's the whole Thing with Spellbound (nudge nudge). Books and Raven are inextricably linked in my head because of that cartoon, and I latched onto that too hard to let it go just because Marv Wolfman randomly decided she wasn't allowed to read as a kid for some reason.
2.) In TotNTT #2, there's a sort of montage splash page where she's looking at a book with Azar, she looks Intrigued, and that just pulls my heartstrings in wonderful ways. I'm Keeping That, Thank You.
3.) This one's a little more obscure, but there's a line in a New Teen Titans issue (I can't remember the issue number) where Wally is checking on her, asking her how college is going, and she says she's doing fine because she was raised by people who knew how to study. College wouldn't be easy for her if she couldn't read, and also it's DAMN hard to "know how to study" if you don't have books! What else would they be studying?!
4.) I see some minor plot holes in the claim of there being No Children, largely because in the 80's issue, she points to other children playing, while she had to train. Also, not to be awkward, but Raven was a baby and her mother wasn't feeding her. She canonically had a nursemaid. But... uhhm. You don't lactate spontaneously, you know? I theorize Galya had children of her own and that's how Raven had anything to eat.
...anyways.
In the comics, in the entire several decades of comic book history, Raven's backstory is absolutely devoid of that "love of your people" and any sort of feelings of "having a home here". For my own personal fanfictional purposes (and believe me, I Have Many of Those. Gestures widely at how my main OC's entire backstory relies on Raven having been abhorred.), I've decided to lean into the comics. There's just so much more information, so much more DETAIL, and so many more EMOTIONS!
If nothing else, I'm not sure I can imagine even mystical, pacifistic Azarath having a child they knew was going to cause the end of the world, and NOT have people who were afraid. That's just human nature, you know?
I'm realizing I didn't say much about WHERE she was raised, so let me remedy that right now: Again, drawing from the comics, Azarath was a place of great mystical power and EXTREME pacifism. When I say "extreme", I mean they don't believe in violence for the sake of self-defense, they don't seem to believe at ALL in self-defense actually. At least not if it means fighting or violence or resistance. Nonresistance, that's the word. Complete and total NONRESISTANCE. Not to defend yourself, not to defend someone you love, never. The ultimate endpoint of philosophies where you just "let it be".
(Raven has always stood in opposition to that. Obviously. Kinda hard to be a superhero and also be entirely pacifistic.)
Azarath was created "between the dimensions" by the first Azar (the grandmother of the woman who raised Raven). When Azarath was founded, they took those peoples' souls and actually separated out the violent urges and sent it all away.
Also, in the earliest 80's comics, it was those same evil urges that later coalesced into Trigon, which lends itself to some REALLY fascinating thoughts if you think too hard about how Trigon was the one who destroyed Azarath!
But most comic writers chose to ignore that little bit and one even made him more of a Green Lantern flavored creation. (I forget exactly how it happened, but Trigon was still created out of Someone's Evil Becoming Sentient, basically.)
The Azaratheans seem to retain that power to pacify violent urges though, if no less than two of the Raven miniseries' endings are to be believed... (Spoiler alert?)
There's so much I could say here, but the line between what's cold hard canon and headcanon is a little blurry for me, because I think my headcanons are fully grounded in canonical fact, but others have interpreted the same lines to mean very different things...
I am physically withdrawing my hands from the keyboard here because I love talking about Azarath, I have so vastly many headcanons about it and some wacky adventures in both writing and certain pop-culture-influenced practices, and I can write a TEXTBOOK on what I know and think and believe and headcanon about Azarath! But it's the background setting to your question. I think the people and events are, perhaps, more important. If you have anything more specific you'd like to know, just ask!
Please! Please ask me about Azarath.
Oh, I do have this tag for all things Azarath, but I don't have a tag on just my Personal Extrapolations and Headcanons. Or canon. (I... really like Azarath. And as I've told you before, I tag meticulously. So of course there's an Azarath tag, too. When I'm babbling, I usually bring up the canon details that lead to my conclusions...)
I will say though, that being raised in Azarath was the only way for Raven to learn how to control her powers / emotions / Trigon's influence. It's a place of study and discipline, meditation is par for the course and they forced themselves to get rid of violent urges, and Azar said if they didn't keep her with them, there was no hope for the world. (Not in so few words. She mostly said "This is what would happen if we Didn't Do This" and showed divinations of places exploding. But that's the idea.)
So there's the infodump you asked for. I've been sitting on this question for two days and mentally compiling everything I want to say. This isn't even everything (I haven't poked a single bit at the tension evident between Raven and the Azarathean Council after she leaves for Earth), and hell, half of this might be extraneous and you may end up using Absolutely None of This in your fanfiction.
But even if you don't use a word of this, I'm SO curious what you'll do with your ideas! I have indeed been watching your tags and I'm delighted to see the creative juices flowing in that direction! Let me know if you end up writing this thing, okay?
P.S.: Calling me "respectable Raven expert" made me raise my eyebrows at first-- I mean, you're not wrong. But then it made me smile. I hope I've lived up to that title, and I hope you enjoyed reading this! Or, at the very least, that I helped you decide if you want to include comic canon or not.
#Trust me I really CAN ramble SO MUCH MORE about Azarath if you want but my ADHD hit me hard#The hyperfocus kicked in and then it rapidly gear-switched towards the end and now my brain's fizzling out HARD.#I have been typing this for three hours and it's already a monster.#I wasn't exaggerating when I said I could write a textbook.#rhs answered an ask#raven#azarath#shadowy dumbo octopus
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I came here to ask you to not call people degenerates but then I read your posts about jon's lack of autonomy and how his fate was set from the beginning and I MAY be crying a little. I haven't even been into tma for literal years agh
Jon having no autonomy despite everyone inside and outside the podcast saying he does drives me up the wall and I have to periodically remind people that Jon was groomed from childhood constantly lest I perish.
#the magnus archives#tma#asks answered#JONATHAN SIMS WAS GROOMED#HE WAS GROOMED#HE WAS TEXTBOOK FUCKING GROOMED#GO DIE ABOUT IT
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Fan fact: Howl's Moving Castle book is an official part of the Ukrainian school curriculum of foreign literature! We study it in the seventh grade (from 11 or 12, depending on the year you started school), in the section of modern literature, with excerpts from the novel.


We were recommended to read the full text, so that's what I did, at the age about 13, still probably my fav school reads of all time. So say thanks to Ukrainian curriculum, it probably had made a bunch of HMC fans!
#Also I'm pretty curious is there any other countries in which you read this is school#because most of the ppl I've seen here know about the book soley because of the movie#and my story seems pretty different cause I had almost no idea the movie exists before I saw some shots in my textbook#like my first knowledge of HMC franchise was a book because that's what we needed to study not the movie#(although some of my classmates decided to teach and watch it instead#wich resulted the funniest answers EVER cause they knew absolutely nothing#Oh sweet peaceful times.../pos#hmc#howl's moving castle book#hmc book#howl's moving castle#howls moving castle#diana wynne jones#sophie hatter#howl pendragon#howell jenkins#books
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Do you think Yakumo is long enough and thin enough to be a bookmark?
yes. no qwuestion. debateless. if he thinks he's too 3-dimensional/voluminous to fit, smash him between the pages until he learns.
#feesh answer#in fact he is SO long that you could use him to bookmark several books simultaneously#ya know when you're reading several books at once. they're all sitting in the book corner of your room#just starting a 1000-page textbook of invertebrate symbiotic relationships. a third of the way through a lebanese cookbook#almost halfway thru a self help book about psychological habituation#and about 70% done with the various questionable BL manga you located in a hidden shelf of your local library#instead of having separate bookmarks for each#loop yakumo through each of them. a train of literature#if you get bored of one book#just shuffle down to the next. longyakumo will lead the way#the reading caterpillar! wait no. the reading snake! he's doing his part for education!#nu carnival yakumo
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Menstrual cramps are a form of ischemic pain - caused by a lack of oxygen to tissues, a similar mechanism to the cramps you get in your legs or side if you exercise too hard without warming up.
Which has always baffled me - the uterus should have an excellent blood supply, right? Since it has to provide blood to the fetus during pregnancy. Why is it so prone to loosing oxygenation just by squeezing up?
Anyway I'm reading a gynecology textbook and I just hit this sentence:
"Haemostasis immediately after a birth is accomplished by arterial smooth muscle contraction and compression of vessels by the uterine muscle."
It's on purpose. The uterus has evolved to cut off its own blood supply when it contracts, because this is the mechanism that stops you from bleeding out during childbirth.
The human reproductive system is a goddamn nightmare.
#yes I am reading a gynecology textbook recreationally. that's normal behavior.#it's so damn hard to find any coherent information on any related issue#at some point you're like. well i'll just read the whole damn textbook and maybe answer some questions.#strictly speaking I don't know if this is a *human* reproductive feature or if it's true in mammals generally#but my understanding is that the human placenta is unusually aggressive in its attachment. which leads to many of our issues.#possibly including this one.
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The fact that we are the (academic) library does not mean that we are equipped and qualified to handle every problem ever that remotely pertains to books.
I don't know why you can't access your textbook in Blackboard, and I don't know why the help desk chose us to answer that question.
#random personal stuff#I transferred this poor confused soul to the bookstore since they handle textbooks#I hope he can get answers#no idea who he was because his response to '[UNIVERSITY] Library this is Rebekah how may I help you' on the phone#was 'how are you doing?' ???
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#this module has been open for 2 weeks and it had no assigned readings. just the assignments (create critical thinking questions & answer)#when i sat down today and started working there were no assigned readings#so i used a different chapter from one of our textbooks and responded to That instead. thinking it was more of a dealers choice situation#but then i go to turn it in and lo and behold#in the past 3ish hours? a video link was mysteriously added to the module! and i only found it 30 minutes before the deadline! and it was#an hour and a half long! 😀#and im hauling ass producing SOMETHING for my teacher mad af & my mom comes by n offers to take a little bowl that had (washed) fruit in it#and im like sure thank you so she picks it up and completely inverts it directly over my laptop keyboard#splash. water that was in the bottom goes all over my shit#i am so lucky. that it seems to have not done anything#i soaked it up with a towel and also a paper towel and tried to get into the keys a bit and get more#and everything appears to work normally#but. gamers. woo! wow. what a 20 minutes of my life.#it is A LOT HARDER to complete an assignment when youre sitting there with the words ''this is a 1000$+ mistake'' in your head#during finals week too. a really stressful finals week too#anyways everyone say hi to my little creature kat#she expresses emotions for me sometimes
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i just ended my duolingo streak back in march at 2102 days because of the ai!!! i just couldn’t do it anymore but it was also one of my things i needed to do. it’s been so nice and freeing not doing it anymore honestly.
aghhh yeah i really should delete it! it's pretty much useless and i'm only beholden to the Streak because i'm insane :')
#congrats anon for being free of that green dick of a bird! he popped up just a second before i answered this ask :')#i think i'll let my streak die at 1919 days. and uninstall the app and shit.#where will i hear terrible french now? (i was learning for jean hashtag jeremycore)#i was looking into alternatives but the main reason i used duolingo at all is it's FREE#i'm a poor motherfucker i do not have $20 to spend on a language app#(i literally saw one where someone in the reviews said that was the monthly cost and almost shit my britches wtf)#anyway though. maybe i'll check out some language textbook from libby or smth! do it the real jeremy way :) lol#it would probably work better anyway#wtf does duolingo think i need to say my cat's husband eats spiders. in french? like girl what???#anyway! ty anon#anon#answered
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