“Tgcf is like the trolley problem except it’s Xie Lian’s fault that everyone dies because he wants to stop the trolley.” No, Tgcf is “like” the trolley problem if the problem was that every time Xie Lian attempted to stop a trolley, the trolley owner builds another trolley and sends it hurtling down another track to mass murder another set of people to prove to Xie Lian that the only “reasonable” response to witnessing mass death occurring is to stand to the side to watch the trolley kill the people you think least deserving of life, maybe while asking the trolley driver—who wants to kill—to slow down a little (but only maybe). In that regard, the op of that wretched take and the trolley owner seem to be on the same wavelength.
im fully convinced fengqing's firsts kiss was actually a make out session that lasted FOR HOURS because both of them thought that if they break the kiss they'd have to talk about what's happening so they preferred keeping their mouths busy
wei wuxian isn’t actually dead, he’s hiding in ghost city!
he accidentally finds out he can use his flute to make hua cheng do things because he is. in fact. also a ghost.
he doesn’t make hua cheng do anything too much at first, just joking around making him dance embarrassingly in public or flip off the wrong people.
and then in walks xie lian. hua cheng is insistent on being the self deprecating clueless lovely idiot we know him as.
wei wuxian decides to take it upon himself to be the #1 wingman ever and speed up the process by getting them together with the power of flute playing!
eventually hua cheng also convinces wei wuxian to return to the land of the living for lan wangji!
wei wuxian: bro he obviously is in love with you! full on flirt with him! stop being so cryptic!
hua cheng: mmhm ok whatever you say… and what about you and that one guy you knew? what was his name? lan-