#That’s it

[hellcheer-heaven]

Eddie referring to Chrissy as “My lady” and kissing the back of her hand.

[noctilionoidea]

You very have that thing where you know something is objectively amazing and you can’t fucking stand it despite the fact you know it’s great?

I’m not talking about media I’m talking about my absolute hatred of vegetables

[yourcoolguitargf]

i have the aux at work what do i play 😈

[yourlocalghoulette]

dew pulling away from his position in between your legs with your slick coating his mustache.

[avocadolaw]

Instagram is almost unusable what the hell. Wish it weren’t the only way to find out about calls for artists

[shy-little-lesbian]

Good morning, I’m horny :)

[bubblecat1616]

Women.

[dotsaremycomfortzone]

Dear diary,

Last night I almost sobbed watching Aristotle and Dante discover the secrets of the universe, and now I can’t stop thinking about it

[frnkiebby]

i want to bite~🎃

[littlemissfix-itfic]

Do you ever feel like bleak and just so fucking tired and rundown and idk… cynical? Maybe defeated is the right word? By the world, so much so that you wish you could shut your eyes and yell “lalalalalala I can’t hear you!!!!” Like you’re 6 years old again and your little brother is trying to tell you that mom said it’s his turn to swing on the swing? And then you see something. And it reminds you that complacency is guilt, even support, in the face of evil. And your thrust back into the world, but you don’t know how to do anything to help and even when you so it doesn’t seem like enough and it doesn’t feel like it matters and you just wanna go back into the little room of pretty things and beautiful songs and ignore the secret outings raising money for “the cause” and- but you must keep going because you know deep down it’s the right thing to do even if you feel like Sisyphus and you feel like nothing will change and your scared and sore and tired and battered and bruised but timidly hopeful and determined and-

Idk.

[the1975attheirverybest]

Oh? Oh to be that pen…..

[nnato]

[petrareads]

alright here me out, I have a new game idea:

Pokémon CROW. Join trainers across the globe who are discovering crows, and only crows, as they explore the world around them.

[toddlertimess]

Current favorite lazy mom meal:

Chicken Caesar salad and caprese French bread.

Bagged Caesar salad.

Chicken (I cut mine into bite sized pieces and cook for 15 mins in the oven but could also use pre-cooked chicken)

Mozzarella cheese, tomato, basil, and balsamic glaze on French bread (except the kid doesn’t eat this so he gets garlic bread)

[stinkypeanutbutter]

guys guys guys hurry get someone to go against the tiny angst stories by writing wholesome stuff before it feeds into our brains like little parasites u got from drinking public pool water that 5th time

[sin-djarin]

Joel Miller’s neck.