#That's Spamton

[kakusu-shipping]

omg hi the spamton f/o polycule is growing. maybe a bit outlandish but could i request some spam headcanons for a pet regressor s/o?

This took me a million years to get back to but I need you to understand anon it's been front and center in my brain sense I got it here comes a lot of no thoughts:

He wouldn't get it, I don't think. Not at first, and probably not ever fully, or as fully as he would like. He's gonna make a lot of mistakes because he just Does Not Know, he's old and this is new but if it's for you he's doing his best promise.

He gets parts of it, when he gets home and your in the floor chewing on something or other or eating treats or really just chilling he understands that's different, that's special, that's your little animal side just being you, and he'll do his best to keep up.

You could explain it seventeen times to him and he'll still react like it's a new thing every time and panic a little.

He has a bad habit of panic purchasing things so expect a lot of pet products in the mail he bought in bulk. Probably stuff you don't need as a regressor and not an actual animal, too.

He's doing his best to do his own research, too. Catch him during work squinting unbearably hard at some cutesy pastel blog trying so very hard to read the damn thing but white on cloud pink does not make for very legible when you have bad eye sight!!

At the end of the day, he's doing his best, and he'll adapt to whatever you throw at him. He loves you, every side of you, every facet and detail, and he'll do his very best to keep you happy and safe.

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[obscuretobyfox]

Toby Fox wishing us a happy Valentine’s Day along with Sans and Reigen. How sweet! Happy Valentine’s, Mr. F…. wait..

Something’s not adding up here..

Well.. anyway, Toby left this ALT text as well which tells a pretty funny anecdote!

Toby also drew some Spamton and Berdly for the occasion! (Again.. I feel like we’re a bit too early for this..)

[daisilynn]

What if Toriel was in the Dark World and both Kris and her ran into Spamton🤔🤔

[cupidtxt]

[marmarmiya]

A collection of Spamton GIFs I made for fun Feel free to use on Discord or whatever, I've uploaded em to Tenor with the tag 'Marmarmiya'

[robotbodies]

just realised tumblr has never seen the artefact

[creative-clawmarks]

Just outside the [ANGEL]'s line of sight,

two puppets recognize each other.

[milfyspamton]

spongebob pantyshot

[pro-gamer-berdly]

Yeah, puppies are cute ig

But have you seen my grandparents in my Spamton glasses?

My grandma said she'd like this last one in her obituary 😭

She turned Spamton's nose down because it scared her

[randomuser678]

I got followed by 5 porn bots and Spamton

[niidsch]

UNDERTALE / DELTARUNE NEWSLETTER - Valentine's Day

[batterdoodle]

Finally... I drew them all

Based on this post

Bonus of the third pic without the explosion below:

[silkuut]

When you are forced to confront the horrors of those who you will likely meet the same fate as because of your loss of autonomy 😍😍

[sixthrock]

the Fun Gang visits the Willy Wonka Experience ™️

[hellspawnmotel]

I can't think of a nutcracker pun