polyamory would have solved like 75% of the conflict in the ink world trilogy. Mo/Theresa/Dustfinger/Roxanne had no reason to be sneaking around behind each others back like!!! Just get a bigger bed 🫶🏼
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Ye Shijie getting scolded at the Jiang residence was difficult to take seriously because if their second daughter being celebrated by the common people really was so politically dangerous to the Jiang family, there would have been a thunderstorm going on during this scene.
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Francesca/Ida making me particularly insane because with the rest of the Lodge the affairs would be so laden with tension and frustration and they’d be ripping each others hearts out and having kinky desperate sex
but with Francesca and Ida it’s the courtly love of it all. The silent, manner-driven longing drawn out over actual centuries the ocasional polite kiss on a cheek that’s more erotic than anything either of them have experienced in hundreds of years of life oh god I need to be sent to the seaside for my health
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the best thing about the eras movie coming out now is that we get the full version of this illicit affairs version 😭
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grian finding bigb's backroom antics weird and distressing but somehow attractive is the funniest dynamic ever to me
LMAOOOO yeah. they are so ridiculous this season. also big b dont think i didnt catch you saying "grian i love you" when he noticed the "B" on the top of ur base. STOP FLIRTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I went to an LGBT history tour of my local cemetery since yannow it's like 200 years old and absolutely stuffed with prestigious bones, and I cannot stop thinking about the insane lesbian drama of Charlotte Cushman, her long-term lover Matilda Hays who left her for lady sculptor Harriet Hosmer who is also buried elsewhere in the cemetery, so she started also dating lady sculptor Emma Stebbins, because apparently every significant sculptor in the 1850s was a lesbian, then started an affair with a much younger actress ALSO NAMED EMMA, and arranged to have her married to her nephew to keep her close.
She 'retired' seven times, kept charging $1000 a night to unretire in 1800's money and GOT IT, was THE Lady Macbeth, died ludicrously wealthy in a hospital surrounded by adoring fans, and built a big fuck you obelisk in Mt Auburn cemetery where she is apparently buried with her nephew, her sister, her girlfriend, and one of her unofficial wives.
MADAME,
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Rating each disguise donned by April & Mark in GFU
Part 6/6: Eps. 25 - 29
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Ep.25
Desert Temptress. I can't honestly say that I fully understand the thoughts behind this one, but it basically worked? I think?
6/10
Ep.26
THRUSH goon #3. I just think that the fact that he had his full name on his briefcase the entire time should have been more detrimental to his effectiveness. Sure, he was found out eventually. But not because he had his full name on his briefcase and you've just got to wonder: how. Did THRUSH just assume that nobody would be that stupid? Either way he got what was coming to him. Let that be a lesson.
5/10
Office employee. Did no paperwork, never answered the phone once. Tbf we only saw her on lunchbreak but I currently have a job in admin and I'm bitter and tired.
2/10
Karl Prost, THRUSH inspector. Credit where credit is due, if you do anything with enough confidence then people will just go along with it.
7/10
Ep.27
No disguises in this episode, but I think that the unfortunate yellowface (not pictured) was enough for all of us...
Ep.28
Miss Bronson, air hostess. All the points are given because she had to put up with that bratty kid the whole flight. Also I think she kept her cover right up until there wasn't any point anymore.
7/10
Sir Bradley Keyes, big game hunter. Him annoying the rude businessman was worth it. And again I think he only blew his cover on his own terms, if he even ever did, they might just of thought he was a nosey hunting man the entire time...
7/10
Ep.29
Doorman. Yep, he sat by a door. Then he opened a door. I dunno what doormen do exactly, but that all seemed legit. Idk man, we saw him for like 10 seconds.
6/10
Cleaner. Clearly it was an incredible disguise because she collected all the evidence needed to convict their target. Then she pulled the disguise off right in front of him saying, "I'll see you in court." And he goes, "not if I send an assassin after you first!" Like, good job, but maybe wait until he's behind bars for the big reveal? I guess she had no choice since it was only 5mins into the episode...
7/10
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I strongly believe that Session 6 is going to be THE session for Desert Duo enjoyers and I can’t wait
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